/NFL/ General - it's too early for this shit edition

...the packers

epic

Trubisky

Yes, but they will probably still beat Pats at home today.

>viqueers
you know the deal
7-1 home
2-6 away

Why can't he just wear a normal outfit?

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doubt

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>packshits haven’t beat the Vikings in over 1000 days

>beasr

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>vikangz

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What would you do for Minshew's sister, lads?

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>lamar throws for -46 yards in the playoffs
>one game later, beats a record-setting tank team
>suddenly the ravens are superbowl contenders

lmao, berds by 10

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two pairs of aviators and an 8ball

if she doesn't stop chewing her sausage fingers to the nub, nothing.

Is a 0-0-16 record the same as an 8-8 record?

Yes

If the Pats win today they go undefeated

Yes

How is the weather in Miami today?

Yes

>be KC Chefs
>badly need talent in secondary
>*a wild Minkah appears*
>Chefs yawn and do nothing
wtf bros why don't >we go after Minkah?

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It wouldn't even be so bad if he did that shit after a win.
At least break out the suit and tie after you single-handily tank the game for your team.

Dolphins ask is probably high and they also probably don't want to trade him to somewhere in the afc (especially you)

How’s your parents marriage life?

>Andy Reid caring about defense

I put $500 on my Redskins to win outright. I absolutely think the Cowboys are frauds.

I mean they look pretty bad but does anyone think they will be worse than Cam Cameron’s 1-15 Dolphins?

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I don’t know.

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Mitch Scores 3 TDs today BOOK IT

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Indeed, where can I find it?

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TJ Hockenson is the second coming of Gronk, minus the top tier chad aesthetics

Anyone else just like staring at women’s feet whenever they’re doing anything

He thinks it’ll deflect from his on field performance but it’s glaringly apparent now that his body won’t let him do the things he has to do to be successful in the league

Got into my first bar fight last night. Feeling good

How many times has AB fucked Giselle by now?

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At least 39 times
No you didnt

Rex, pls go

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Watch Meagan Rain porn instead

Someone needs to make a virgin mayfield v Chad minshew meme

I do, you can tell a lot about a woman by looking at how well they treat their feet.

I expect him to get his sea legs back today
If not, Da Burs have a problem

Zero times. Tom Brady is making Antonio Brown live in the cuckshed

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Do it yourself, faggot.

I actually did. Dude head butted me and gashed open his head. I’ve never done anything like that in my life, it was surreal

Browns aren't playing today. Going to watch NFL Network while the games start because I'm genuinely curious. What do they do on Sunday when the games start?

Nigger still seething and missing their cotton fields.

I can't wait to watch beautiful Brady senpai today.

I'm a brainlet tier potato don't expect me to do anything

Yeah. Can't wait for Fox NFL sunday to start so I can drool over Charissa Thompson's godtier footpusy.

1pm EST which is obvs noon in ohio

Rise and shine Falcucks

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What games should I watch on stream? Pats vs. Dolphins on my tv.

nope, they play the giants Oct 10

No they’re taking back to back losses against the Eagles and Ravens

Wentz will have a broken spine or something by then.

>implying the giants are a contender when the cowboys slapped them, and the boys are definitely not a contender either

>Media starts fabricating bullshit about your team
Is this what it's like being relevant again?

Someone needs to shut this cocky faggot up

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theyre not even remotely contenders, but neither is miami.

both are trap games for NE

Quit crying baby bitch

>t. Mayfield

>Chiefs LT Eric Fisher, who injured his groin late in the practice week, is a long-shot to play vs. the Raiders.
Mahomes about to unironically get murdered by Ferrell.

not even remotely a Jags fan and I like him.

you serious? the guy reminds me of a young favre

This is literally Blake Bortles all over again. You retarded Floridians never learn

So who does everyone think will be on Hard Knocks after this season? Jags or Broncos are my bet.

God I hope the $40 I spent on this isn't a waste

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Bortles never took the risk like minshew you dumb bitch, literally another favre in the making

You’re praying that happens huh?

bitch it's week 2 what are you doing

arizona, and i didnt say he was gonna be good. just seems like a cool dude.

He’s the next bret Farve, nice cop

Praying for players to get hurt is niggery. Besides, Wentz might as well be a Bosa he’s injured so often. Has he even played more than one full season since being drafted?

guys we're going to win today right?

Aaron Rodgers

Yes fellow Redskins fan, we're going to win.

I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN

Who is this we team?

Raiders fan no we'll lose

Here’s today’s schedule:
12:00 CT
>49ers (1-0) @ Bengals (0-1)
>Chargers (1-0) @ Lions (0-0-1)
>Packers (1-0) @ Vikings (1-0)
>Colts (0-1) @ Titans (1-0)
>Patriots (1-0) @ Dolphins (0-1)
>Bills (1-0) @ Giants (0-1)
>Seahawks (1-0) @ Steelers (0-1)
>Cowboys (1-0) @ Redskins (0-1)
>Cardinals (0-0-1) @ Ravens (1-0)
>Jaguars (0-1) @ Texans (0-1)
3:05 PM CT
>Chiefs (1-0) @ Raiders (1-0)
3:25 PM CT
>Bears (0-1) @ Broncos (0-1)
>Saints (1-0) @ Rams (1-0)
7:20 PM CT
>Eagles (1-0) @ Falcons (0-1)

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Give her a better haircut

Wait, is she 18?

Thanks Roger.

Who has a bi this week

How come Peyton Manning's regular season successes never translated to the postseason?

no one

Red Berds by 20. They aren't ready for the Kingsbury Klassic.

He was a choker.

lick her thighs

>central time

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>Can't do addition of +1

Wow :^)

mathematically yes

hot

This kills the pats fag

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mahomes btfo him.

>49ers vs Bungles
Yawn
>Chargers vs Lions
Yawn
>Packers vs. Vikings
Now this I can get behind.
>Colts vs. Titans
Wildcard bowl
>Patriots vs. Dolphins
Trick match
>Bills vs. Giants
Time to decide if Bills are a wildcard this year
>Seahawks vs. Steelers
Time to see if Ben will go on suicide watch
>Cowboys vs. Redskins
Are the boys a contender?
>Cardinals vs. Ravens
Is Lamar a fluke?
>jaguars vs. Texans
Yawn but also Yawn
>Chiefs vs. Raiders
I hope you drafted some KC fantasy players other than Tyreek
>Bears vs. Broncos
Yawn
>Saints vs. Rams
The only good game this week.
>Eagles vs. Falcons
Yawn

You mean three years ago... When he was drafted three years ago? Played through his rookie season. MVP season his sophomore before he fucked up his leg. And the third year he was still hurt because the back injury was a result of him changing his throwing motion to accommodate for the ACL.

See you guys in 3 hours gonna play vidoe games

>83 degrees
>hot

jesus I thought it was a meme that wentz was injury prone, the guy is pure glass

Antonio Brown will be playing today against the Dolphins.

Based but redskinpilled

I'm counting on you fuckers to put the boys back in their place. They're getting too uppity again.

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I highly doubt he gets hurt again. Offensive Line is the best in the league, and he has three good running backs to take the load off of him. There’s no need for him to think he has to do everything himself.

i thought it was supposed to be 96 down there today. disregard my accidental faggotry

Trubisky

Foles is just as injury prone it just means you’re human.

Can you guys help settle an argument between me and my roommates?

What's the best breakfast bread: biscuits, croissants, toast, or bagels

Clearly it's bagels

it actually means you have poor situational awareness

>carbs
>amerifat

Pottery

Then that applies to Andrew Luck, Mariota, Cam, and Deshaun Watson as well

Fact: $cam Newton is playing like shit and dressing up like a fag because of his new vegan diet.

Based

Virgin Paxton Lynch mustache vs Chad Gardner Minshew mustache

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literally who

and you're right. luck retired and cam is still playing hurt. its just a matter of time before the others hit the wall as well, just like wentz.

youtube.com/watch?v=fnBoPJdRdm8

3 hours and 14 minutes until the all-you-can-eat seafood buffet

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COME TO SEATTLE

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Biscuits

It it not possible that the injury prone label could be shed?

Newton wearing faggot threads predates his gay vegan diet by quite a few years

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Ready for an upset?

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>biscuits
If appropriately crumbly (not cakey) and with proper cream gravy, not bad. I give it a filling breakfast/10.
>croissants
American ones suck the dough is shit.
>toast
unless it's a dark rye it's probably shit with too much sugar in it. American bread sucks, cultivate some yeast and bake your own. I rate is as a chick-attracting hobby/10
>bagels
Only good if there's a good jewish deli around or if you're jewish yourself. Or if you have good smoked salmon on hand.

>forgetting about muffins or crepes

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just like you with your parents marriage

who cares? i didn’t bet on that game

>jets

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Eagles always had a legit RB room. And there seem to be several teams with “best OL in the league” this year somehow with quality OL player shortages.

potatoes have more carbs than bread

nice shirt cringe tattoos

you're a very strange person, where are you from?

I'm rooting for you guys to destroy Mutthomes. JUST WIN BABY

Josh Adams and Wendell Smallwood were their feature backs last year and they were horrible. Couldn’t pick up blitzes and Adams was atrocious on short yardage situations for a back of his size.

Gonna be based today when the Browns still love to the Jets.

Also, the Bears won't win more than 6 games

Ajayi...?

you missed jewlian edelman

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He won 2 superbowls and 4 Conference championships. Not every QB can be s system baby like Tom Brady. Some QBs had to actually carry their teams to a title.

>patriots are the only team with controversial players

Ajayi was hurt consistently that season. Remember he tore his ACL against the Vikings early on? It was like week 5

they are. everyone else is either just weed shit

those other teams aren’t too well known for cheating though, so theres that.

>i-it's not peyton's fault that the greatest offense of all time put up 8 points in an absolute blowout of a super bowl

>Leave Baker to me

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Based

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Week 5 is a long time if we’re measuring by Wentzweeks.

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Yay football is on today!

Fairbanks Alaska, mostly.

Rams bout to dab on dem 'aints, AGAIN

gross

This. Also he was underperform up that point. The eagles had one of the worst RB rooms last year.

should i eat before gametime or during?

>Not every QB can be s system baby like Tom Brady
So, why don’t all the other teams copy the system and win a bunch of Super Bowls?

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the question isnt will the rams win

the question is what will aints fans/cajuniggers complain about when they lose

Again, some QBs had to carry guys like Demarius Thomas and Wes Welker, with CJ Anderson as their running back. While system babies like Wilson had Lynch, Tate, Kearse, ect.

before, time that halftime dump properly.

Because Boomer coaches are retarded and stick to their schemes like it's a point of pride.

Get fucked by a Defensive PI call after the play got reviewed.

>implying Eric Fisher makes a difference
Dude got manhandled by Mack regularly and Smeth still rekt the Raidurrs. Good luck with getting raped today

What’s with the Jeff George haircut?

I can't tell if you're being facetious or not

Because they can’t get away with it because their owner isn’t best friends with the commissioner.

brobible.com/sports/article/roger-goodell-robert-kraft-photo-deflategate/

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Hell yeah, brother.

So you think Welker and Thomas were great receivers?

Clement was banged up too 2018 was rough in so many departments I’m surprised we made the playoffs.

This is a good thing. Trevor Siemian is gonna lead them to the playoffs and then they can flip Darnold to some dumbass team for hella picks.

>While system babies like Wilson had Lynch, Tate, Kearse, ect.
How much of that was Darrell Bevell’s mad scientist scheme vs. Russell Wilson improvising because his oline has been bad?

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Am I being trolled, is this what it feels like to be trolled. someone please advise

It looks awful

be advised, I cannot advise but will be on standby. Keep me posted and thanks in advance.

Y-YOU TOO

>Jermaine Kearse and Golden Tate were ever elite type talents

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Jason Kelce and Lane Johnson can carry almost anyone on offense. D-line was good last year too. Eagles success in the last few years was in big part due to top tier trench warfare

>you

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That fact that you genuinely think Wes Welker was a great receiver is just proof of Peyton's greatness. Next you're gonna tell me Dallas Clark was one of the best tight ends of all time.

soon

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Remember when the league office publicly shit all over their most marketable player all because they had never heard of the Ideal Gas Law? Fun times

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There the worst football team of the last 2 decades

Peyton is a great qb and the greatest regular season qb ever but was a massive playoff choker

Whom'st've the FUCK can stop us?

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when did the Jets sign Judge Reinhold

Deflategate was the dumbest "scandal" ever conceived. I immediatedly lost all respect for Goodell and anyone else who parroted it in the aftermath.

soon to die. mahomes madden curse and tyreek nigging killed your karma

Pussy. Do you really care? I hate gay cunts like you. Hope you die in a plane crash while the true patricians of this thread stick it in a 16 year old.

Andy Reid

Can anyone realistically see Joe Flacco working out in Denver? I for one, can’t. They are wasting time and money. I want him to go be elite somewhere else.

Is it really choking if you're dragging a 2-14 team to the owl though? That's my point. Replace Brady with fucking Case Keenum and they're still going 11-5.

Elite qb deserves elite sea level

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST LET AN ACCUSED RAPIST PLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yes, it's choking if you don't win it. That reminds me, which defense dragged a certain QB to win Super Bowl 50?

Oh cool, do you have a job for me, Spain bro!? I will work for no money, just need room and board and some good food!

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Literally only John Elway sees that. He’s either long-game tanking for Lawrence or going senile. Unfortunately for Denver he’s a legend there and not going anywhere.

youtube.com/watch?v=5t53TcKIlMc
OH NO NO NO NO

>not winning = choking
No, that's not what the word "choking" means. This is why we need stronger borders.

yes, i am an eagles fan. how could you tell?

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>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST LET AN ACCUSED RAPIST PLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Working out as in winning 6-7 games per year and staying mediocre? Sure.

Hmm, sorry if the definition doesn't fit your narrative. Lets ask other people who aren't biased with this scenario, shall we?

Yea Forums, what do you call it when the greatest statistical offense of all time only puts up 8 points in the Super Bowl?

Calm down nigga

he should be fired for hiring that black coach

make a edp445 version

It's choking. There is no way around it, that's a straight up choke job.

DONT YOU KNOW THAT THE WORD OF A WOMAN IS INFALLIBLE? OF COURSE HE CANT PLAY

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It was dumb as hell and hysterical all at the same time. I really enjoyed all the ridiculous calculations people were doing to try and make the case that the Patriots ball boy could deflate 12 footballs while he’s peeing in the bathroom in 60 seconds and that the Patriots had to do this to have any shot of beating the Clots.

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Threadly reminded that this guy is going to retire a broken and disabled man before the year 2022, and he will still never have won a playoff game for Philly

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>mfw the Eagles trade for Minkah Fitzpatrick tomorrow morning

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Threadly reminder that you’re a cuck

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the fact that the Colts believed that the patriots needed to cheat in order to beat them is absolutely adorable

So I guess you’re going to do this all season, huh? I really don’t see that many posters here giving a shit that Antonio Brown can play

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>nOOOOOOOOOOO STOP MAKING FUN OF INJURY PRONE WENTZ

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Who else /25yearoldmemer/ here?

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>I've been conditioned to think that great offenses > great defenses, even though there are nearly 100 years worth of historical precedent to the contrary
>I believe this because Peyton Manning elevated the level of offensive play in the NFL to never-before-seen levels, which has conditioned me over the last 20 years to believe that offenses should beat defenses
We can keep going

>Look ma I posted it again

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how the hell does food run through your body in 90 minutes

someone please put newton on ir. the panthers are in a death spiral, i just dont want him at the helm.

No, you can keep going. Keep doing those mental gymnastics lol. The fact remains that Peyton is a regular season hero and a perennial playoff choker.

Why is it that Peyton's playoff stats take a sharp dive after the regular season?

big anime tiddies :DD

Who do you think will be the Panthers next coach?

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>Kurt Warner saying the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor

Kek

Hi Cincinnati I'd like to introduce you to Buck has here to fuck :)

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>LOLcats
>rage comics
>FUUUUUU
fucking newfag

I have two antiques from Barcelona that I need to return. I can go rest of life without a phone to shitpost with. I can kick an NFL regulation size ball and throw it the same distance, about 60 yards with no hang time. I want to leave USA for Europe, please respond. I can be a good fren.

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>Look ma I posted it again

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Those are actually exactly the kind of memes that were posted on Yea Forums 5-10 years ago. But you were probably not even born then kiddo

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What's the game to watch here ?

Das it mayne

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okay grandpa, whatever you say

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST LET ONE OF THE BEST WRS PLAY FOR THE BEST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE!!!

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>uses based and cringe IRL
This is me. 30y/o boomer btw

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German Raiderbro please notice me

@95472519
Nobody has spoken about AB until you showed up. Your desperate attempts at fishing for (You)s are completely transparent

Broncucks are fucked and not because of Flacco.

SEETHING

ABSOLUTELY BOILING

BASED

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Jaguars vs. Texans, Vikings vs. Green Bay, or Cowboys vs. Redskins will be the best early games.
Rams vs. Saints will be the best mid games.
Late games suck tonight, although Browns. vs Jets might be a clown show.

jets browns is MNF

>that flag
checks out

>A former NFL player has been accused of trashing a restaurant and an ice cream shop he owned near Atlanta to make it look like a hate crime.

>Gwinett County police say they found the n-word, “monkey,” “MAGA” and swastikas scrawled on the walls and booths of the two businesses, Create & Bake Pizza and Coughman’s Creamery in Lawrenceville.

>Edawn Coughman, 31, of Buford, was arrested Thursday on charges of false reporting a burglary, insurance fraud and concealing a license plate before being bonded out of jail, police said.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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This thread really gives me a good laugh..Seriously, I might sound smug, but you guys have pushed me to be this way. Today the Steelers and Big Ben are gonna show everyone why they have won the big one 6 times..fuckin pricks can blow it out your ass..sick of this board

literally who?

fugg well the Eagles/Falcons game will be a drag then

Have sex, before the Falcons take your will to live today

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Kek you will be on suicide watch after >we are done with you

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The Steelers are trash they’re worse than the Ravens and Bungles

if the steelers win i’ll shit in a cup and pour it on my windshield

Jussie Smollett lol

>n-word, “monkey,” “MAGA” and swastikas

you overdid it there champ, gjge

Philly owns Matt Ryan

I hope you beat Memehomes.

You know, Edawn Coughtman, ex-NFL player known for faking a hate crime.

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>shittsburgh squealers

Like a rhine stone cowboy

>n-word
I bet he literally wrote “n-word” on the wall haha

You zoomers do not understand that the Steelers are and have always been a perennial power. No way they drop to 0-2, they aren't the Browns you soys.

Who /DEM BOYZ/ here?

HOL UP HOL UP

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You lost the first half of last week to Keenum and his only viable and noteworthy target: Vernon freaking Davis. Eagle's d is sending this man to the pro bowl after today

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Buying hats must be a mu'fucker for him.

>perennial power
>get absolutely destroyed week 1

so either you're going to admit that the Patriots are better, or that the Steelers aren't as good as they once were. which one will it be today friendo

If not a job in Europe can you do me the next big thing? Tell the Rothschilds that due to their inbreeding, they are too weak mentally and spiritually to have the guts to kill me or lobotomize my mind. Killary too! None of them have the nerve to come after me, even when I’m pointing them right at me! COWARDS

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Or the fact that the Patriots actually played worse after the balls were supposedly deflated. All of it is just retarded.

>still believing deflategate was real

>perennial power
>missed the playoffs because they dropped a game to the browns, arguably the lowliest of low teams over the last 20 years

Does football end after two quarters? Tell me what happened in the third and fourth?

Which fanbase is more delusional, Cowboys or Steelers?

She looks just like CHADner. That is so hot.

Cownoys

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Shut up Cowcuck

kys

Need to pick a team to make this sport interesting I think

who the hell considers “eating before the game” literally finishing the meal a second before kickoff?

/Bills Owl 2020/

Some Gardner Minshew facts for you guys:
>despite being Gardner Minshew II, neither his father nor his grandfather were named Gardner. His father was named Flint.
>He was almost named Beowulf
>He was a coach's assistant before he became a QB
>Despite leading NCAA football in yards per game, he was drafted in the sixth round

Be a Texans fan

What kinda team u want famalam?

Are you ready to pull the offset RN?

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how fucking based is this man holy shit

cowboys, they're in need of an annoying foreign fan

>Six Super Bowls

Shut up pleb

>be daughter of fleeing Nazis in Brazil
>let a nigger within 10ft of you
cringe

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Can Japanese sumo players play o line, linebackers or tackles? Or can NFL lineman dominate sumo?

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haven't gone to sleep yet. why do I do this to myself every sunday

I do

he's the next Brady, he's just hiding his chadness behind that stache

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*2-0 incoming*
Will Yea Forums finally except Brees is a dome babby after today?

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wow look at these great stats, he really "carried" his team to the owl and definitely wasn't outplayed by brock osweiler

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Wentz managed to still get out thrown by Keenum despite the eagles Defense finally realizing that the Skins had no run game or a WR1, or 2 really. If you're saying the plan was always for Wentz to pull the team out of a ridiculously silly hole to a pretty sapped team offensively, then this is going to be one hell of a season for the Seethles' fans lmao

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kek, based. shitgles destroyed

yep, it's time for some bbq and another raiders victory

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say hi and tell her I really love her brother's performance so far

>when white people aren't racist enough so you have to manufacture hate crimes
why hasn't the invisible hand of the market solved this supply and demand problem?

capitalists BTFO

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>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST LET ONE OF THE BEST WRS PLAY FOR THE BEST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Nice set-up, friend

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I really really hope the rams win in spectacular fashion just to see even more bootyblasted aints fans

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>white person not using -er

Digits and he’ll be in prison by the start of playoffs

Pretty aesthetic bro. I'm going to start a game day cook a long thread on spuh in a little bit you should join.

Nice and the Eagles outscored the Redskins 25-7 while Keenum scored in garbage time. Matt Ryan outthrew Kirk Cousins last week and still lost so what’s your point?

>nigga
that's how he got caught

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>tfw when you accidentally spray paint “nigga” out of habit when faking your own hatecrime

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>

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>hey rabbi watchu doin?
Hail Hortler

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My point is
And I can't wait for Witten to look like his prime week 7

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BASED Brown

SKOL MOTHERFUCKERS

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Hello my fellow negro would you like to take a turn at this fine ginger boipucci? Let us conduct a train upon this Scut Farkas looking motherfucker.

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GLOVE DOESN'T FIT, AB

FUCK THAT THOT

*wins the AFC South*

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>not paying some bitch when the charges aren't true
Good for him.

is your mom driving you to the game because you're autistic?

i seriously hope you're all younger than 25, who the fuck still uses Yea Forums and watches football over the age 25 ahhahahahaha

Literally who can stop the /Chiefs/ now?

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Didn’t Witten get BTFO by Ertz?

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Give me your boldest Week 2 prediction user

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Jussay Smollay

i do, i literally haven't changed my habits for a decade. the only thing that's changed is the commas on my checks

nice double chin fatty

jets beat the browns down darnold mosley and williams

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me

>Google “dancing Israelis”
SensibleChuckle.gif

Don't even know the full sl8 of games m8 I'm just here to support the greatest franchise in the history of the greatest sport

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absolutely based

my mom's driving because it's a family get-together, retard

TICK TOCK

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>not having a kino tailgate
kys normalfag

how many of those super bowl victories were you alive for? of those two, how many do you remember?

>BING BONG WAHOO DRIVE ME TO THE VIKIES GAME MOMMY!!!

23, and never even kissed a girl
get on my level

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Keenum throws for 300+ yds against the Cowboys

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>imagine not supporting the home team as part of an intact traditional family unit
I literally cannot. How sad you are.

we dem skinz

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i wish i had a gf

Obligatory Lions post: Based 1920s edition
>Hock gonna ball out on the chargers
>Amendola, Hockenson, Jones each get a TD
>Taylor Decker needs to go somewhere or get better NOW
>Bevell and Stafford on the same page now so they're about to destroy the NFL
The curse is over losers. The Lions are going to obliterate the Gay-triots in the owl. You heard it here first.

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t. mutt raised by a single mother

i picked the bills for my survivor pick this week

Patriots

>MOMMY KIRKY COUSINS IS DA BESS!! I WANNA A KIRKY COUSINS JERSEY MOMMY!!

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In two different games last week? I mean I'll be reasonable, Ertz is a better TE than the 37 year old coming out of retirement lmao
>Yfw your defense is going to let Witten look comparable to the guy whose actually in his prime and a top three in his position week 7

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lvl 33 wizard here

Why would Antonio Brown want to fuck old pussy?

I bet you brought your Nintendo Switch with you too lmfao

>grape crush over orange
subhuman detected

This is just sad. Imagine being scared to spend time with your family

I fucking knew Vikings fans were NEETs who still lived with their parents.

PACKERS CHADS RISE UP

26 just nutted in my wife for some cheeky morning sex. Gonna make some wings and watch the game together as a family. Get a life loser.

Didn’t he catch up or beat Wittens record? I dunno I don’t pay arent ion to trigger end s. Fh

saints shutout the rams

t. Parents are dead

>MOMMY MEAN MAN IS MAKING FUNNIES ABOUT ME ON THE INTERNET!!!! ME NO WIKEY!!

Vikings fans legit have the thinnest skin out of all fanbases in the NFL

>grape soda
Is that the only that gets the lingering taste of men out of one's mouth?

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I don' get the american legal system. If that woman claims AB raped her, why isn't she opting for the criminal way instead of suing him in a civil court? Sounds retarded as fuck (or as if the system is completely broken).

>They fell for the week 1 game bait
Excellent, now everyone will have low expectations. Just as planned.

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Except Brady never actually said that.

most likely because she has no proofs

>browns fags unironically believe this

cuz she'd get exposed in a criminal case lol, she is very clearly after money

lower standard of proof to receive damages in civil court

only npcs spend time with their families

Imagine being scared to drive your family to a get together at a football game. Pathetic.

these rumors about Rodgers sexuality are BASELESS and quite frankly, out of line!

>not the team that lost a game and proceeded to sue the nfl

>MOMMY VIKIES ARE GONNA WIN TODAY!!! VICTORY TENDIES AFTER GAME MOMMY!!!

no idea. havent even begun to think about that. just want newton out.

Green gay upset at not only a loss but the fact that they have no connections to their family.

>mfw Brees has to play egghand outside with a nice warm California breeze blowing

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packers fans are obese
vikings fans are autists

so what are lions and bears fans?

Panthers are going to hire Todd Bowles

Right? Brees is gonna look like shit today.

but the breeze will feel amazing

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well here's your typical bears fan

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Lions fans are swinging from the rafters and beasr fans are in special needs classes

>Rex Ryan as DC
So the Pants are moving to the AFC East?

i'm excite

jesus

why does the NFC North have the absolute worst fanbase?

When are the Eagles getting Minkah Fitzpatrick

MOMS GONNA FREAK!

So everyone will be out at the beach or enjoying a nice brunch than sitting at the Stadium.

>how are we going to be the new Patriots?
>I know, hire the same 10 fucking guys forever and ever.

The league is fucking retarded

When the Vikings lose today, they're out of the playoffs for sure right?

on suicide watch and cuckolds

Who do they play?

>He was among the first executives to call about Brown's availability when the Steelers made it clear the perennial Pro Bowler had no future there. Initially, league sources said, when asked the price to land Brown the Steelers requested a first-round pick plus another player or draft pick of significance. Belichick immediately responded that would not a problem, but before he could put together any specific package the Steelers informed him that New England was among a small group of rivals with which management was no longer authorized to negotiate with.

This is 100% to spite the stoolers

>Brady and Belicheck surely won't be able to beat a strong Rob Ryan defense

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Doffins about to get brownpilled desu

NFC North Division Champions Green Bay Packers

Joe Cool never lost a Super Bowl

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.... Why?

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>vikings got a spiritual loss
>thinking they can beat the packers
OH NO NO NO NO

Imagine being such an animal you fight people for not being from the same place as you and therefore not supporting the same squad of 40+ niggers as you. Handegg fans lol

yeah but this fucking bum only went to 4 of them

I really wonder if Flores is cleansing out the team by just dogging it. It works to both tank and identify those knuckleheads who wouldn't put the work in to win - like the entire Browns organization.

california does have many things to do, you know
:^)

utah team when? fuck arizona

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That fat cocksucking queer Buddy Ryan deserved those two fat fuck loser sons. One's a toe sucking cuck and the other is just a fat fuck slob piggy.

>implying anyone wants to play in the smog-ridden city of SLC

so like every soccer club fanbase

Seems like most teams have blacklisted trading with the Patriots at this point. Imagine being so intelligent that people are literally afraid to do deals with you because they're certain they're going to look stupid in the end.

>Brady has been to 17% of Super Bowls, winning 11%

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How many players besides Sanchez got to fuck Rex's wife?

Yeah because it takes an hour and a half to go five miles on the LA freeway. You're locked in to choosing what you want to do all day long. God damn it's such a dystopian shit hole.

Anyone excited to see Trubisky suck again?

Gonna go ahead and say that sitting for a football game will soon not be one of them.

i'm making a vikings and packers thread after this thread hits bump limit so don't make a pregame thread @ anons

Unlike BASEDball fans though. It's not fast-paced and dangerous enough for darkies and rednecks to appreciate.

Players? He was paying random blacks off the street.

Imagine being such an open cuckold that you tattoo your wife wearing another man's jersey on your arm. Jesus. What a fucking pervert.

Fuck the bears!

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Welker a real one for this.

youtu.be/0WCb17psf8A

Based and Chad pilled
>playing 0% elite teams

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I'm ready for football.

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How many times has Charissa been blacked?

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bro is this real?

I know this is bait but Welker was a great receiver and was way better with Brady and even when he was on the Dolphins than he was with geriatric Peyton.

Is this related to amberlamp?

why do wypepo love to change the black man

Lmfaoooooo

>playing 0% elite teams
It's funny to even say that considering even the most star player teams of the 70's, 80's, and 90's would get absolutely annihilated by even the modern Browns. Seriously. The difference in athletic capability is just leagues apart.

DELET THIS

All they wanted was to change him into a productive member of society that can read. An impossible feat.

the look on this whore face is disgusting...never let a woman control you to this extend

>inviting people into your office so they see your wive's feet on the photoframe
Degenerate.

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ONE HOUR

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Old players would murder new players if it weren't for rules protecting them

The people of Minneapolis are absolutely insufferable, with old white boomers being the worse.

WHAT CHANNEL ARE THE PATS ON!?!?!

>Brady gonna put up an 80 burger
>Josh Gordon will have more TDs and Yards than AB
Which is more likely?

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Not at all. Most advancements in sports is related to better equipment not better humans. Seriously look it up.

nah you cracka be asking for too much telling black man to assimilate to your boring tasteless way of life...mind your own fukken business

nigga lamp

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Why do they look like they are indoctronating me in to the same cult?

>stoolers extended Haden to make plays like that

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1 more hour til gametime

Is this some Mistress T level cuckold shit?

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They're called the stepford Patriots for a reason

Right lads

Tampa bay bucks or Los Angeles Rams?

youtube.com/watch?v=XnLsCSFfWJo
This is the actual Loins intimidation factor.

SOON

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What's going to be the best game this week?

I thought everyone was saying Haden was elite like 3 years ago?

Dolphins pats

>grandpa actually believes his teams were athletically superior
kek

Sorry, but modern players are stronger, faster, smarter, and have smarter coaches and trainers. The entire game has advanced. Any team in previous eras would be DOMINATED by any modern team. Yes, even the Bengals would crush the dynasty era 49ers.

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Tampa played on Thursday, so I'll pick them since they already won

Bet my co-worker $10 the Bungals would beat the 9ers. Am I gonna be a rich man /nfl/?

>tfw the Patriots could lose this game and their Super Bowl win odds would only increase

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steeler seahawk

nigga lamp

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The lion took his legs before and felt guilty.

>send him to jail
>get millions

which one do you think the athlete preying thot wants

That would only be true if you played with modern rulebooks. Players were allowed to be a lot more physical back then

Rams/Saints Eagles/Falcons probably

That guy probably lost his legs in a horrible lion taming accident

The Patriots aren't going to win by that much today, but they'll win. Probably Dolphins(14) - (37) Patriots or something. Patriots, more than any other team, have a tendency to chokehold the game when they're up 2 touchdowns very effectively. They rarely run up the score unless the defense really does nothing to stop them.

Its jewish porn star Joanna Angel of 'Jews love Black Cock' fame.

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How about a shitbag franchise that won't shut up about being 'undefeated' and beating the Champs with the Miami Miracle?

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youtube.com/watch?v=ovdbrdCIP7U

lions chargers

>losing to an 8-7 vikings team at home in the divisional round is better than losing in the superbowl because your defense gave up 500 yards and 41 points

imagine being this stupid

That sounds like every Pats fan before Eli blew them out in the owl

>All these people sleeping on >my Colts
I'm probably gonna regret saying that, but at least >we aren't a complete dumpster-fire excluding Luck any more.

Except an average modern O-line would fucking wreck any O-line from the pre 2000's. It's just no contest. Not only are all of the athletes better, but the game has just advanced to be much smarter. QBs are all much more accurate and strong.

It's tough to face the facts but it's just true. Even Mike Tyson admitted that modern day boxers would tear him apart. Sports adapt and humans get better. It's just a part of life.

Yikes! For me, it's Brown girls are best.

Why does Eli get all the credit when it was the defense that did all the work?

Brissett and his line looked good last week, but holy shit did the defense prolapse.

>8 years ago
How much longer will Eli be a starter?

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He’s paying AB to fuck his daughter not Giselle

>the tampa bay male deer ears lol

Nobody is sleeping on them. Everyone says they look good for a team that lost a top quarterback. They're probably not making the playoffs but they're a good team. 8-8 to 9-7 is likely.

They'll bench him after going 0-6.

cardinal raven is the only game worth watching...black qbs are the future of the nfl and I for one am happy to see the usa turn black and brown

Football soon

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They'd go 6 games in your opinion? Fair.

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Approximately 1 hour and 15 minutes

The questionable defense has been the narrative for quite a few years now, but it is a lot better than it used to be.

I was being hyperbolic desu, but 8-8ish seems a pretty good estimation

R A I D E R S

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Wish the Pats could've worn their throwbacks with Miami today...

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Neither team will score 20 points, calling it now

BASED RUDY II

The Giants publicly stated within a month ago that Eli will start this season until it's clear that the Giants are no longer in playoff contention.

>beber.webm
is bradysknee, dare i say, a spic?

Unresolved self-esteem issues that he tries to suppress through constant pleas for attention, all because he can't admit he's gay.

I mean, the guy dresses like a more flamboyant version of Elton John. He's begging for someone to out him so he can get on with his life.

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Nope. Giants are not in win now mode. They have no defense. They’d be ok with a 4-12 season as “Eli’s farewell” when he announces his retirement during week 13 or so

fritz is back and brown cant be stop the only way 20 points or less is because the white coaches get scare and start controlling the black man

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Do you not speak multiple languages?

Niners are going down

packs x viks, steelers x hawks or pats x dolph?

6 wins, smarten up

I like that when he was hired by the Bills, Rex went and got his tattoo altered so that his wife is now wearing a blue Bills jersey

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Xecucks and Stoolers should be a good game unless Ben shits the bed again

They're in the AFC South. I rest my case.

Do you think he pays the black guy extra to hold back the load to cum directly on the tattoo after pounding her?

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I would fuck his wife, not even kidding. She's my type even if she is a bit old. I'd even let Rex watch.

Based?

NEW

>I'd even let Rex watch
Now that’s what I call hospitality!

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civil court standard of proof = "more likely than not"
criminal court standard of proof = "beyond a reasonable doubt"

Neither does your Defense lmao

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And now the absolute worse games begin.

See y’all at 4:30 when the real games come on.