/hoc/

today's the big day, lad

go yotes

ok

when you least expect it

putting pucks deep

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still thinking about benis

real pacific hours

RPH

rph

go canucks
go coyotes
go ducks
go flames
go kings
go knights
go oilers
go sharks

Tick tock Arizona

Stanley Cup winners 2022

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When the fuck are they going to announce the Seattle team's name?

next January

January 2020 or 2021?

NEXT January

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I'd put a puck deep there if you comprehend my insinuation

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Personally I'd put my own puck deep there, not just a puck, if you're picking up what I'm putting down

Weird choice if it's a time 4 months away. Just say january

I don't. Her preoccupation with her cooking doesn't lend itself to participation in hockey or any sort of sports endeavor

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HOCKEY TODAY

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>12 hours until time to sleep again
very excited about this upcoming day and am eager to start it. mind is running on all the possibilities for activities. world is my holster

Well. There is time for hockey, and there is time for sex.

>that counter
>filthy for the sake of instalikes
0/10. I'd kill my own son if he tried to stick his dick in something like that.

>12 hours until time to sleep again
but it's 13 hours until hockey

is pumping and dumping really such a bad thing if it happens on a business trip? Not like they can find you if something happened, right?
>asking for a friend

>I'd kill my own son if he tried to stick his dick in something like that.
No you wouldn't.
It's physically impossible for you to even have a son, incel.

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeTTTTTTTTTTTTTTThhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

and

CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPppppppppppppppEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Good post, well put

might make french toast

make like a tree

>you think you know me
on this daayyy i see cleeeeaaaarly

It's morally reprehensible, and the accumulated weight of your sins will slowly wear at your soul until you find your humanity stripped and life unlivable.

But yeah, I'd imagine it's easy enough to get away with it.

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Also known as, putting a puck deep and going for a line change

>It's physically impossible for you to even have a son, incel.
>physically impossible for me to shoot semen into a vagina
You haven't had sex have you?

Here we ago again with Canadian comprehension problems. It's got to be the same guy every time.

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Guten Morgen, Ostmark.

Huomenta

good night my beloved /hoc/

Huomenta

Huomenta jätkät

Going to church, you guys want something?

pussy

desperately waiting for hockey and mikko's contract lads

real bedtime hours (formerly pacific)

Hello I am the describer, I am famous for observing and describing the things I see:

/hoc/: a mess, openly homosexual, smells like sewerage, racist (despite being full of chinese and indians), small

/cric/: intelligent, muscular, handsome, large and in charge

dinner was a great success lads i was a bit concerned about the chicken being cooked through but the old meat thermometer came through

it’s not rocket science

if you could ask god to absolve me of all my past and future sins i would be grateful

i know that user i was a professional cook for many years, that doesnt mean you cant still cook something and wonder if its done in the centre. i dont really want to cut into a chicken cordon bleu and find that i have to chuck it in the oven and have it dry out

obsessed

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2021's the lockout

Wait for it

>be /cric/
>have tournament of 5 separate 5 day matches spanning almost 2 months
>it ends up being a tie
cricket is comfy but also gay and stupid

waiting

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ui juma

huomenta but the opposite

damn.. never thought about it like that....

might watch nhl instead. redpill me on sunbelt ice

*sips*

which island are you from

Stewart Island

bullshit
worth the wait desu

youtu.be/aLEhh_XpJ-0
Black Jackson > White Jackson

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did you ask god for me? what did he say?

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He said
DOES HE COME FROM THE LAND DOWN UNDER?!

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reminder

youtu.be/C2cMG33mWVY

I went to a pelicans game in 2018, they lost against lukko but i had fun

poo peeland

I hope americans are sleeping well
youtu.be/4aeETEoNfOg

Brb, Yea Forums is full of people who have never heard about Metric and Yeah Yeah Yeahs.

woke up to say:
hockey

Ukko-Pekka Luukkonen

>best hockey equipment producer according to amerifats and canadumbs is Bauer aka Bonde

Hockey?

Teemu Urho-Jukka Paskalainen

Favorite stick?
For me it's the JOFA Mjölner with titanium reinforced heel. Makes for some godly slappers, let me tell you.

Good morning, wanted to wish you well before we all head to church.

fuck church

for /hoc/ it's this british remake of that 70's show with 'Fez' being a swede
youtube.com/watch?v=Va-Aeqh3MOg&feature=youtu.be

what the fuck

wow thats bad

>in my country, a whore is someone who gets money for having sex
True, but I don't think you can say that in public anymore

headed to church

what kind of church is it

Why the Church of Allah of course

non denominational baptist

@95469067
dont ever reply to me ever again

What does that even mean?
Isn't Baptist a denomination?

based

That's bullshit poland.

We've all got His most important church meeting at 1:30 PDT.

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it's non denominational version of baptist. it's an independent church

Mikko Rantaruntirinkinen

patrik laine

happy sunday spuds

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P

A

T

R

Q

why are you such a big fag

Poopeeland hasn't earned the right to spell things yet. so says /ott/ the true king of /hoc/

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L

A

F

>With the ECHL champion Newfoundland Growlers yet to come to a lease agreement at its current home — Mile One Centre in St. John's — the owner of the franchise has confirmed he'll be making an announcement Tuesday.
>Growlers owner to make announcement Tuesday on 'the future of the team'
imagine existing for one (1) year, winning your league's championship, and then announcing your relocation (for year 3) before year two starts.

im so triggered right now

you will get it next time champ

legendary
veni, vidi, vici

hoc doesnt have the mental fortitude for the patrik laine challenge, 11 consecutive characters is far beyond hoc's capabilities

Patrq laf is twice the player laine will ever be

laine isn't even playing with the jets, why won't poo peeland stop shilling him?

When in this time and space was I shilling a player? Łyszczarczyk doesn't count, he is just the best.

fake news

>poo peeland
I thought it was me and the blue flag was australia

pooland

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poo peeland

no you're pooland, much different

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pooma

>hockey comes back tonight
>half of saudi oil production destroyed in drone strikes
was it worth it boys?

any time you can bomb brown people it's worth it

cringe or based?

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based

Feel free to contribute
codeshare dot io/GLYKRg

hopefully president trump is smart enough to stay out of it instead of starting war with iran

>hopefully president trump is smart
my son...

wishful thinking i know

trump has 700 IQ

lol

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i have a recurring dream where john tortorella and donald trump are my two gay dads

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dilate

avs fans

how's your flow looking boys

(You) first

>carolina fan meets san jose fan

almost nose length

accurate

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I have a mullet

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love america
hate commies
hate faggots

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Absolutely based, those bastards.

dilate

>love america
>lives in mexico

Nice trailer park ya fuckin' retarded hill billy piece of trash.

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why do you insist on surrendering american land?

thanks

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only the left is full of trannys bud

the left is so butt throttled by trump they've started losing their minds lol

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Last weekend, I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my sister got her hair done. So there i am, sitting in the waiting area of a hair salon with my niece, and who walks in, but President of the United States Donald J Trump.

I was nervous as fuck, and just kept looking at him, as he shitposts on twitter on his phone and waited, but didn't know what to say. Pretty soon though my niece started crying, and I'm trying to quiet her down because I didn't want her to bother Donald, but she wouldn't stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asking what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So, the President put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the hair salon. Chill guy, really nice about it.

Thinking about fishing
on ice

would recommend

Is there a special drill for ice fishing?
Or do you use a chainsaw?
Or just a pick axe.

think I'm gonna jerk off to an anime girl lads
wish me luck

you can get fancy drills but a chainsaw works just fine

its called an auger you fucking desert dweller

>be from yuma
>be drumpftard
>live in literal trailer park
you literally can't make this shit up

Everything works. I dont need to do that because there are spots with holes made naturally on my river

Hockey is almost here

Homemade fly

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Dilate

I hope it never comes

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Looks pretty good. What sort of fish are you after?

You cock suckling shit goblin you

why would anyone be a yotes fan lmao

Either subhuman IQ, or actually from the wasteland known as Arizona. They do go hand in hand.

Phoenix Dingos

>Arizona ranked 3rd-worst public education system in nation behind only Louisiana and New Mexico
hmm

stop being mean to arizona

stop being mean to new zealand

Fucked New Zealand's mom last night

no you didnt

As a matter of fact I did

new zealand is gay and bad at hockey same as the jets so I guess it fits

everyone is gay but me

everyone is gay for me

hockey

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Sorcery

Kys pedo

hockey is for everyone

just ate 700g of ground beef

that seems like quite the serving

Mostly small rainbow trouts as it's the only thing actually willing to eat the hook. They are tasty tho so I dont mind them.

bing bing

SWEENEY the madman with an absolute steal of a deal

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BASED

nice

need to eat like a beast to be a beast

I don't like pre season games

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Great deal for the bruins. Now he just has to do it again with Carlo...

the only thing worse than crappy hockey is no hockey at all

nobody does

Holmstrom practicing with the isles for the first time

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I do, pusy.

Melnyk dies 2020

you just tell yourself you do as a coping mechanism

just closed the window blinds as im about to enjoy my body

post butt

>pooins choose a team friendly deal for their 2nd best defenseman
>mild give their 2nd best defenseman a contract that is way too long and for too much

he looks 12

Today is the day lads

but >my team doesn't play until tomorrow

All of >our team plays today dummy.

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Yes and?

hes gonna get rekt lol

He’s a baby. Let the kid develop first. He’s not making the team right away since he’ll probably be in Sweden for a year or two, but it’s good to see him practicing

Is this their season to shine?

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why does everyone hate the jets? there is no possible reason other than you are jealous and scared

>bob contract

don't mind the team, just the fans on /hoc/

I consistently forget the Jets even exist when >my team isn't playing them

>jealous and scared
SSM8

what is the reason for goalies only playing 50 or 60 games a seasons surely it is far less taxing as other positions which are expected to play all 82 games barring injuries

why does everyone hate the jets? there is no possible reason other than you are jealous and scared

yes. based. this is my reasoning as well

sam

>just closed the window
Are you the jets?

What?

jets are going to make the playoffs for at least the next 10 seasons

why does everyone hate the jews? there is no possible reason other than you are jealous and scared

there are other possible reasons for that

based

Reminder that Nevada has ZERO cups and has produced ZERO nhl players.

Correct opinion
Correct opinion
Incorrect opinion

goaltending can be hard on your joints. if a goalie takes care of his joints he can play into his 40s. overplaying your goalie in the regular season just risks injury. remember the goalie is the only player who plays the full 60 minutes

just took a massive toronto and now my las vegas is clogged

paid a dallas for sex last night, i should probably go get tested for san jose

Reminder that the Blues have more cups than every team playing today combined

across the decades of the 90s, 00s, and 10s, the blues have an equal number of cups to the entire nation of canada

Hot

I really wish Kovalchuk could have come back to a likeable and good team and not the crings

unlikeable team for an unlikeable player

Just opened the window blinds as I'm about to enjoy my body

what if you had to put up ppg season after season for fuckin atlanta and new jersey

>its real
what the fuck it's even the thumbnail

*triggers /hoc/ trannies*

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hockey tummy

It would be hard for a human, but easy for a russian, they don't care if the team is good or not, only if they get points

select your waifu

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Obsessed and seething

3

Once again, desert dwellers are unable to discuss hockey so they resort to seetheposting and wiafu garbage.

>Once again, desert dwellers are unable to discuss hockey so they resort to seetheposting and wiafu garbage.

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Talk about YUMa

>actually wojak posting in /hoc/

it's awesome

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>don't have an argument? Don't worry, you can just copy someone else's post and attach as stupid image to it!

>>don't have an argument? Don't worry, you can just copy someone else's post and attach as stupid image to it!

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Obsessed and seething

desert dwellers in shambles right now

all ugly but that one in the middle is something else lol wtf looks like a space alien

Obsessed and coping.

modern Yea Forums in a nutshell. W*jacks are brainlet posts. Now weedposting, THAT Is based

the sunbelt proves once again that it was a mistake

>the sunbelt proves once again that it was a mistake

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Go islanders :)

based and long island pilled

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>3d

Who multi teamed here?
East- islanders
West- coyotes
Leaf- i like the jets they have a nice jersey

"The World needs more Canada"
Agree or disagree?

I cheer for whoever has the most canadians. Great year this year.

Jets Bruins caps panthers Chad here

think this is an agree from me

ducks kings sharks knights

why does hoc immediately devolve into a rage filled cringe fest as soon as regular hours start

grumpy trannies dilate during those hours

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because someone mentioned the yotes, canada said something, and then that dumbass started to post a wojak because XD wojak is you

>don sweeney exposing twink gm this hard
lol

desert dwellers crawl out from their rocks at this time

if wojacks trigger you reddit might be more your speed

WE CAN AND WE WILL
(using our entire cap)

its 430 am and im contemplating just staying up at this point

yeah because not like wojak is fucking everywhere and needs to die because of how many garbage edits there are to it.
>"haha look hes grey now!"
>"haha hes old man now!"
>"haha hes young kid in his 20's now"
>"haha hes a fappaholic now!"

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Lol gay

wojak is reddit now

don't remember asking

yeah i'm thinking you're reddit

>NOOOOOOOOOOO STOP POSTING HIM I DONT LOOK LIKE THAT

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Poo Peeland,
Please don't post here anymore.
Sincerely,
Everyone

95475226
what is this even supposed to convey?

absolutely mexican

no

at this point its a meaningless substitute for an argument

i'm seething about wojacks this morning

>I'm a big supporter of multiple of teams that hate each other
desert zoomer "fandom" everyone

gonna make bacon and eggs and some hashbrowns in a bit might fry up some jalapenos too

All memes aside, which team is most likely to be relocated within the next five years? Don't even bother saying the yotes for some reason Gary is fucking obsessed with trying to make that work.

>buying into brainlet tier bait
2ez

yotes

so open mouth man is a way to just make an argument a fight of calling someone a weak person?

the jets are being relocated to primm book it

you're gonna pass right the fuck out and ruin your sleep schedule dude

snes to saskatoon

yes, to this retarded child, posting a cartoon is equal to supporting your views

how autistic does one have to be to not understand memes lol

golden knights as soon as they miss the playoffs a single time

its too late

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this is the post

it's like watching normie boomers explain Yea Forums memes to one another on facebook, pretty funny desu

just speak to each other in spanish already

This is the post.

wojak is a reddit meme

1. jets will not ever be relocated ever again to anywhere
2. jets will be winning the stanley cup in 2020 AND 2021
3. jets will be making the playoffs for at least the next 10 years

Where is the Rantenen deal, Sakic?

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1. laine is getting traded to florida
2. they're getting relocated to primm
3. they will miss the playoffs for the next 10 years

Vegas relocated to salt lake and xheattle relocated to provo

reminder that denver is located in a desert and is one of the sunniest cities in the usa with over 300 days of sunshine a year and that most of colorado actually looks like pic related and that the colorado poovalanche are absolutely and unequivocally sunbelt

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they're moving to Flin Flon

jets players would probably love to player their instead of fagitoba

the ducks

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imagine being a desert dwelling cantskate

Panthers

teams will no longer be relocated and the nhl is moving toward a 100 team trans atlantic league

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needs 5 teams in mexico

the orange and yellow divisions will be entirely populated by mexican illegals anyway

true but nothing makes canadumbs seethe like pro hockey players playing in an empty building

>teams in Idaho and Montana but not Germany or Austria

whats your point

Mostly that you’re a huge faggot retard and you need to stop posting in this thread

1. germans are gay and stupid
2. >german goaltending

>habs interested in honka
why the FUCK are they interested in so many finns

*honka*

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HOVKEY BEGISN

Based retard

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>all that yellow
yikes

>Denver is located in a desert
>most or Colorado looks like pic related
Based doubling down retard

3 bongs until puck drop

Phoenix to Houston
Anaheim to Kansas City
Minneapolis to Milwaukee
Miami to Quebec City
>not necessarily in that order

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>Denver features a semi-arid climate (Köppen climate classification BSk) with very low humidity and around 3,100 hours of sunshine per year.
semi-arid i.e. steppe i.e. desert

>the Milwaukee Hockeys

Wrong

what makes you think KC would support an NHL team again

habs red vs white game is on right now
not sure I wanna watch desert teams to be desu

shant be arguing with desert dwellers today

Hey guys can you spot me 900 grand? I'll pay back when I get the revenue sharing check from league, I swear

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I'm just gonna wait right here, while you go educate yourself, Young man
I'm not your fucking proctor

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That's good, because you already lost.

go coyotes of arizona

imagine living in a place that unironically has tumbleweeds

Correct

No team in Finland. Explain yourself you uncultured brute.

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if there was a team in finland there is a good chance patrik laine would not play for the jets

hockey belongs to the sandbelt now, deal with it nerds

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Cutekaniemi

I said "again" because they already lost a team ...

there is no team in finland and there is a good chance patrik laine will not play for the jets

wrong. dont @ me

shit form, shit stick, shit tape, stick legs.
0/10 probably cant even skate

canadumb seething

not to mention that stick is too small for him, but he probably doesnt even know that because hes a smelly desertcuck who has never even seen ice

and I'm still waiting for you to figure this out..
we aren't having a conversation, those are the facts
talk to your dog or something

very based

real hours

i hate sand

better be specific

>off season if Dead
long live off season

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>D-denver is a d-desert you can't change my mind!!!
Absolute state of this O&S sheep fucker

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bing bing wahoo

If the hateful comments from /my teams/ supporters towards others will continue, then I'm going to resign from supporting hatred. Colorado still has space for one me, so watch out Knights and Yotes.

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gotta be one of the ugliest pieces of shit ever worn by a hockey player

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well this is clearly bait, select any minor team where they have ads on the sweaters

Where did it all go wrong

>flat
>arid
>full of weird looking desert shrubs
>basically the sunniest city in america
>but theres mountains in the distance so its snowbelt
get out of the sun desert boi its melting your brain

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it sucked

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>one of the
reading comprehension not too strong

OH GOD i know
i know
im glad its over
LOOK HERE YOU SNOTTY FUCKING CUNT
I'm not your babysitter, go bitch to someone else you twat grammar nazi

>can't read

>people in /hoc/ thinking we're here to teach them English
the fucking nerve

hear*

You do know they train for the Winter Olympics in Colorado, right? Denver historically has more snowfall than any NHL city in the southwest, southeast, and Pacific regions. While Denver might be considered to be located in an arid climate, it’s elevation and proximity to the Rockies make it plenty cold during hockey season

>more sun than san diego and tampa bay
cope

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I'm sorry, was I screaming to loud?
did I hurt your ears?
>my bad, I'm just excited for hockey today
YA HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR?!?!?!?!?

You do know Denver is a cold weather city, yeah? We even got outdoor rinks in the winter.
Does it even snow in your hometown?

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Yes those are facts and you still didn't answer my question. If they couldn't keep a team last time why do you think it will work a 2nd time? Dumb sunbelter

Ya better provide me with some good tv working stream for todays game.

fucking hivemind

>cold weather city
>December, the coldest month of the year, has an average daily high temperature of 46 °F (7.8 °C)

eat my ass, Canada

I am going to have to agree with new zealand on this one.

does it even snow in poo peeland?

onhockey and then a dot and then tv
you're lucky you got trips, check'd

of course it does dont be silly but even im not dumb enough to pretend nz is snowbelt. maybe one tiny part in the alps

>1/2 of your cap on fucking 4 players

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95479444
Find them yourself you lazy fuck

Why did you stole Australia's flag?

and still wont do shit

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nz was invented first

2 Hours and 21 minutes until sweet liberation

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There's nothing quite like duck tbhwuf

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...

Mirin'

Up yours

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Not a fan of this hobbit joining the ranks, lads

looks good lad enjoy

>slumbelt
cringe

oh, i'm sorry, are we still doing this?
um.... screw you... maplefucker..
Yeah.. cunt

better than the sunbelters tho

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checkt and rekt

is it really though?

/hoc/ is nothing without me

100%

COME ON, BRUINS

CARLO WHEN

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When you think about it NZ is the sunbelt of the world

He's just as obnoxious as them, not sure what you're on about friend

>sunbelt iq
that would be the equator you big dumb faggot

New Zealand is based
Sunbelt is gay
simples

You're south of the Mason-Dixon line, though

Still thinking about skinner for pu, lads. Hope to be close to a breakthrough soon.

>t. sunbelter

hmmm i'm thinking based

alright I take it back
based

Just got off the phone with Hiro, poo peeland rangeban imminent

Where is Mikko's contract ? How hard can it be. 6 x 10 million and done. Maybe I should become agent or gm ?

so is antarctica dummy

If you could play hockey in Antarctica then the penguins wouldn't have moved to pittsburgh ya dummy

You can't spell /hoc/ without Poland

yes you can look:
P o l a n d

dumb polack

can't spell hockey without key
think about it

/hoc/ is silent dum dum

Wheres the /hoc/ part ? Dumb leaf.

Poland. I just typed /hoc/

Remember there is no "I" in /hoc/

woah

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but there is an i in meat pie

thinking

Imagine

you can't spell /hoc/ without oc

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What's our status with regards to /rug/?

svden is correct, as always
nice tits, swandon

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>there is no I in Sweden
>there is no I in Canada
>there is no I in USA
>there is no I in Norway
>there is no I in Norway
>there is no I in Poland

>there is an I in Finland

cant wait to btfo the english desu

I do prefer them over a carpet

>no l in poland
Pretty sure I can see one

Cheap shot right there sven, I would not have thought that from you. I thought we are like brothers.

pay about as much attention as every thing that isn't /hoc/
maybe less cause it's the other side of the world and all
I follow Broncos on /nrl/, and also follow hawthorne on /afl/ which is sort of similar from my perspective
yeah, that's about all the details.. love watching the All Blacks, but im a tourist

/hoc/ is the key to all of this

You little smartass you

There is no I in brothers.
I'm sorry, I just couldn't help myself

No you fuckLng LdLot

Only asking because the Rugby World Cup is coming up and it might make for some good late-night viewing once hockey is wrapped up.

What are you saying

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You still mad how we humiliated your olympic team in iihf ?

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sounds fun
how's team Canada?

Not great. Also in group of death with New Zealand and South Africa.

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i just woke up

OH SHIT didn't see that, I was looking at pool c
everyone in our group is gonna beat on us, but none more than Tonga
be very surprised if we go through

you missed church

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i got a deal worked out where i only go every other sunday

the internet is Our New Temple

a Disco Temple of Comedy, if you will

tongo sucks m8 youve even beaten them before

really?
i seem to remember as a good team
again, rugby tourist

france and england are the ones that are going to smash you theres no hope there the others ehh idk it depends how well you play

I've got the next thread lined up lads.

OH SHIT THERE'S GONNA BE A BEER SHORTAGE IN JAPAN FOR THE TOURNEY

mee too

i eat ass

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no need gents, as soon i change the ribbon in this typewriter I'll have the new one up and ready

i got about 6 new threads ready for luanch

based

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i skipped lunch does the offer still hold

george is a faggot

got a sneak peak and its pretty grim

Finna make all of you my bitch next thread

monitoring the catalog and shall be calling out any early threads

>499

early

late

Next thread, i heard, is glorious

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