kek @ Snotty saying: >"it nearly said a bad word on my door too"
Jace Watson
You fucked a catholic whore? I'm sorry but I'm laughing out loud buddy. Good luck with that, don't kill yourself. At least you're one of the few people on Yea Forums who has had sex and you will have a baby and a drained paycheck to prove it. God bless you dude.
Her legs are still sore after yesterday's party and afterparty
Ryder Gray
>Neil Hudson >9:54 >After an insane Race 2 - an unprecedented message from the officials. All drivers have been told they can't leave the track after the race. (Some are angling for the 11pm from Shanghai - they may be in trouble) #WTCR
I've noticed that F1 drivers often short shift when they're accelerating out of corners - I assume this is because they can get more torque lower down the rev range? Especially with the electrical power.
>F1 already weighed more than 30kg by the age of just three >the report said that it became clear that F1 was having over 2000 calories before lunch, including a high-calorie takeaway as a second breakfast. absolute unit
Not him but my eyes, racing incident but Toto and the fag parade had their stewards all over it
Cooper Moore
Not even a Newey triple diffuser could tame that rear.
Hudson Thomas
>t. FIAMG
Ayden Jenkins
it was a fake podium
Jose Smith
I don't know why they basically created a car solely for power circuit (le monza win) that aero puts them in shit positions on most the calendar compared to mercedes and red bull. Maybe design a car with better all around aero, because not every track is Monza, if you've never heard the saying (I'm sure most of you have) slow in, fast out, not fast in a straight line and nowhere else. t. Ferrari/Vettel supporter.
Ayden Perry
it's because the car understeers like it's on ice because of the Pilelli tyres that only properly work on mercedes so they need to make the rear unstable to compensate
Nathan King
>I don't know why they basically created a car solely for power circuit SF90 would have been a good car if the tyres weren't (((coincidentally))) designed for a high downforce high drag car concept (AKA Merc)
Isaac Sullivan
>drag car concept (AKA Merc) When why did Lewis go off in Germany?
Brody Wright
He's shit
Ethan Nelson
you need to work on your jokes
Evan Ramirez
>please cite your sources on this he crossed the line first and won he prob needs more experience to tame it but definitely tried
Because he was on slicks during rain, (meaning track was cold af too) and he isn't the true rainmaster to do that successfully. Hence why he ended in the wall
Nathaniel Peterson
I'm full of gas lads. I'm can't stop farting. It starts to worry me
Charles Murphy
pojed' nešto čorbasto
Josiah Ross
Sorry but it seems you're mistaken. Lewis Hamilton won the Canadian Grand Prix this year.
Dubs decide who is Charles gonna sacrifice for the unlikely singabore win. Trips decide who's gonna get death note'd for the 2020 wdc.
Tyler Wood
All my life I looked at the autobahn as some sort of utopia, the reality is caravan cunts doing 80km in lane one and Ferrari boomers doing 200km in lane 2.
Kayden Hill
Carrie
Eli Morales
>Start new job tomorrow
Some of you are alright. Do not use the London Underground for a while
>Dubs decide who is Charles gonna sacrifice for the unlikely singabore win. Vettel >Trips decide who's gonna get death note'd for the 2020 wdc. I googled what the fuck "death note" is and it looks like it's some weeb shit. This isn't the weeb shit board. Go back there.
Jose Baker
Genuinely curious but do you have to look for anything special in a motor for yourself or can you just pop into any old model of car?
Hoping for Hamilton, but I doubt he likes him very much.
I don't think he's friends with any of those either.
Xavier Howard
Arthur sacrifices him
Charles Myers
Carrie
Christian Long
I've given up for this season, I still will root for them but apart from Spa/Monza I'm probably going to be rooting for Amx against Hamilton and Kimi for the midfield.
>you post pics of your ass on internet?? and you aren't ashamed???
Thomas Young
>I blocked almost everyone who isn't working in the paddock so it is alright.
David Campbell
Reminder that liking F1 not because of the f1 cars is pretty homosexual. Grid girls are and was the only exception.
Sebastian Ross
>Renault managing director Cyril Abiteboul said it was the right time for “some fresher blood”. >“It was important when given the opportunity to seize the opportunity of a complete driver in Daniel last year and we don’t regret that at Renault,” he told RaceFans.net. >“I think it’s a trend actually you can see in several teams. We are also interested in young drivers with our academy. We hope and expect to have possibly one driver from that academy by 2021. So it’s also a shift of dynamic to start really welcoming young drivers in our line-up. TRICKY BTFO
>sign Magnussen and Palmer for 2016 >get rid of Magnussen, keep Palmer for 2017 >get Hulkenberg >replace Hulkenberg with Sainz >talk to Mercedes about replacing Sainz with Ocon >informally agree to do so >SIKE sign Ricciardo instead, screwing Ocon >wait 10 months >replace Hulkenberg with Ocon >publicly start taking about replacing Ricciardo 2 years in advance how many dimensions of chess are they on at Renault?
I dont know, how I read that they are happy with a complete driver (riccy) and are looking at new blood from within (driver academy), which would be a good combo to help your young driver adjust. So Ocon BTFO?
Nolan Rodriguez
We've arrived at the point I'm seriously questioning whether it's just a very high dimensional chess game or just plain retardation and French stupidity
>loving twinks like [...] LeCute isn't gay Debatable. But it sure is deadly.
Christopher Ross
>Black car Yes
Levi Bennett
Nice.
They basically have to stay with the same colour scheme because otherwise they'd need to rebrand their motorhomes, their garage equipment, everything. For only a few races until the end of the season I imagine it's not worth it. I wonder what they'll do with race suits and team uniforms though - maybe they'll just put patches over the Rich Energy logo.
>In May 2011, Space Shuttle Endeavour mission STS-134 brought 13 Lego kits to the International Space Station, where astronauts built models to see how they would react in microgravity, as a part of the Lego Bricks in Space program.[18][19]
They can send lego sets to manchildren in space but can't put their logo on a Formula 1 car. Pathetic.
Ryder Thomas
Due to reconstruction work if Singapore stays on the calendar pasts 2021 the layout is gonna change to most likely this.
A tropical depression is sucking all of the monsoon winds to our country Expect a dry as fuck Singapore
Ryder Nguyen
MWL thank you toto and HAARP
Charles Campbell
Toto ordered HAARP in Suzuka to kill Jules t. Knower
Julian Butler
based&redpilled
Anthony Cooper
>The intensity is still on for 2019. There’s seven races to go and we have a solid gap in both championships. But obviously a string of one or two really bad weekends can make it swing in the other direction so we’ve got to keep pushing and this is what will do. You can’t take anything for granted. We knew that Spa and Monza will be difficult for us and this is how it happened. Singapore on paper looks much better for us and the [Red] Bulls. But no doubt Ferrari will also have learned in the meantime and will have a better package there, better than Hungary
>Choco Senna about 100 points in front of p3 in the championship >ja, eins oder zwei bad weekends can schwing it in another richtung Does Toto not know the scoring system?
Camden Morris
Toto is a stupid cunt who says this shit to please sponsors JA DER MERCEDES IZ FOR SURE UND OBVIOUSLY DER UNTERHUNDER UND ZIS UND ZAT *petronas & dommy hillfugger transfer another 500mil*
I think it might be that he doesn't know how to but humble while clearly superior. So he sells that they arent good and plays down their performance.
Jeremiah Roberts
>Carrie's GT Masters team only has one changing room which all four drivers share
Grayson Peterson
Then why doesn't he just say "lmao nerds, we are the best and there's nothing you can do about it"? I'd respect that more than the attempts at unterhundposting.
Aaron Hill
I would like Mercedes so much more if they just weren't phony. Say it, they're the best, fuck y'all catch up. This PR shit makes my dick soft
I wish Toto would just be honest but also incredibly based about it. >Yeah, we're the best, and we're gonna fuckin dominate this weekend. We did the best job while the Italians were scrating their balls and eating spaghetti. We're here to win, not entertain the casuals. If they don't like it they can fuck off
Lincoln Cruz
Toto could be so much more based if he could just do that but instead he just lies
Evan Barnes
Thanks bud. It was this autocross thing (I think part of the Ultimate Driving Experience tm), really aimed at selling people the new 340i, you got to take it out for a couple laps with a team (bunch of people) and then you got one timed lap. Most people came for fun, but I came to get a good time. I did the M racing school in California in the summer as a 30th birthday present to myself, and the first half of the day I sucked, the second I started to get good. Missed out on P3 by a tenth so I knew I needed to do this again. Went out with the team, got my three practice laps (last lap slowed down by traffic, but oh well) in while trying my best to memorize the braking zones, so I would know when to push/lift as opposed to braking when you naturally get scared. I watched all the people practice, taking a look where they broke, where they shouldn't etc. We only got one timed lap as opposed to the several at the M school. I went out and carried as much power as I could while trying to brake hard when it mattered, most of all keeping my eyes up about three apex's ahead at all times. It was a huge group, when they started announcing the top 6, when they got to one and I figured I biffed it. But along with "a new lap record, p1 is... user" my coach handed me a hat and I got water poured on me, my team mate got p2 which was cool. The top three formed in a podium style lineup in the tent. I screamed Grazzie Ragazzi in my car on my way home and got a beer. It was fun, and free, would recommend. M school was way better but expensive. Either way I've got the thirst, and this is ultra noob stuff. But still hard to not be a little proud. Thanks for letting me blogpost.
Seriously, though, good shit. Track time with people who know what they're doing and how to impart it to you is always a fucking good idea.
Connor Diaz
>Track time with people who know what they're doing and how to impart it to you is always a fucking good idea. It is. I wish I had more money at the moment to invest in learning and doing a lot of track days, but I just put a lot of my own into a work project. Next one I'm going to put some money away for a single seater school. That should be fun, but hard. You get away with murder in road cars, you don't have to worry about locking up at all.
Mason Gonzalez
Ocon is there for 2 years minimum + 1 year option It's the same deal
He wasn't wrong though. They fucked up badly and are trying to distract everyone to that fact by focusing on Whincup. CAMS has a history of rulefucking any driver who speaks out against their incompetence.
Can't wait for the next episode of Enforcer and The Dude.
Joshua Sanchez
>their incompetence
>be CAMS race control >rearrange the field under safety car because 888's Roland Dane told you to >turns out you shouldn't have >race order is now fucked >go green anyway >don't own up to any wrong doing >blame Roland Dane >make the excuse that your job is hard >fine Jamie for calling you dumbfucks
Justin Hill
That guy has bigger nipples than her.
Lincoln James
>Don't you dare call us out on our appalling race management Jesus wept
Landon Brown
what gaem
David Bell
She gets nervous before races and likes to suck them. He gets to hold her all curled up in his arms while she suckles. Sometimes she gets so calm that she falls asleep.
Camden Nelson
My Summer Car
Jackson Stewart
Ahahahahaha
Luke Rivera
SKY F1 UK needs a colour commentator. No I don’t mean colour like Karun. Someone like Darryl Eastlake or James Hunt.
William Lewis
Some Aussie who regularly blasts FIAMG and Merc as a counterweight for incessant Merc cocksucking at Sky could be fun
Michael Davis
I think so
Easton Harris
Friendly reminder Whincup owns 15% of 888.
Jason Harris
What color are they right now?
Adam Davis
Awesome. Yeah I want to get my arse in an open wheeler of some sort next time I do something silly. Flirted with the idea of a few laps in an F3 car when I did a track day in Italy, but went another way.
Aiden Morales
> Flirted with the idea of a few laps in an F3 car when I did a track day in Italy That sounds awesome, what track? Also what car did you end up driving? I would love to drive an open wheeler someday, it's going to be a long, long time until i'm good enough to do so
Cameron Kelly
>tropical depression Someone should talk to him, he might need some help
Eli Nguyen
I wonder if there's a timeline with an insanely based Toto?
Mugello - did eight laps in a 488. Was going to do 3 laps in the 488 and 5 in an F3 car, but with the road cars the company does it with an instructor in the car, and if you follow their directions and happen to bin it, it's on them, whereas in the single-seaters if you bin it you pay for it. I don't have a problem with that model, but I decided in the end I wanted to get a feel for how the company operates before I did anything too crazy.
They do Mugello, Monza, and Imola, among other places, so next time I'm thinking F3 at Monza is on the cards.
Jayden Watson
>tfw stuck with boring oceanic depression I want coconut-flavored pills
Hunter Long
Ain't Martin "Pikey" Brundle enough for you?
Isaac Wright
Silver wih black and greenish blue accents and a spot of brown
Camden Rodriguez
Is Merc and PETRONAS an iconic livery yet?
I really like silver and teal together. Reminds me of garish but lovable 2000s Port Adelaide away guernseys
> For Ferrari's super mode, however, there are only guesses circulating in the paddock. The first theory is that under certain conditions Ferrari is able to feed 160 instead of 120 kilowatts from the battery into the system. You need the slow lap to fully charge the battery before. >Theory two suspects that in the slow lap before activating fuel between the flow rate metering point and the high pressure pump is made. This could then inject more fuel in the Q3 rounds than allowed. >The third theory is that the air collector (plenum) is cooled with oil in front of the engine and the engineers of this oil branch off a bit for combustion. What you should need for a warm-up, but is not very clear. >The theories may be right at the core, but certainly not in detail. Because as they are being rumored, they would be illegal. And every technology commissioner would instantly bang on it. so they are cheating, but no one can prove it, ok
Asher Martinez
Silver Mercedes will always be retard tier because of normies believing Neubauer's lie.
Chase Butler
Merc is also cheating so it doesn't matter
Nathaniel King
They also cheat with tyres. I'm sure Pilelli feeds Merc data about their tyres.
Jace Brown
>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE MORE POWER THAN US YOU MUST BE CHEATING!!!!!!!
Brandon Ross
just like you were sure muh gimi xDDDD would end up on the podium at monza thanks to resta mememobile xDDDDD not crash like a tool in qualifying and then finish in p15 behind a fucking williams KWAB
wtf gimi is even more based than anyone ever thought
he should pre-emptively end amx and lec before they can get going
Oliver Gutierrez
>these days
>implying he ever did Face it, Hunt was shit at everything (driving, commentary) except for convincing dumb chavettes to fuck him, so he became a fantasy role model to unsophisticated beta boomers who convinced themselves he wasn't shit at everything.
Ryan Wilson
Death to the West
Also, death to carrie
Jack Williams
>Death to the West Agreed. Fuck Perth.
Matthew Murphy
Death to condoms, carrie's inhibitions and the leastern states
Juan Baker
Imagine thinking that "leastern" is a perfectly cromulent word. >WA education system
Jayden Hernandez
Death to sophia hanna ruth tabi
Mason Campbell
Vettel just wants to get into comfy Alfa retirement home
Dylan Gonzalez
Agreed fuck Australia
Lucas Wilson
life to brothel babies
Jonathan Murphy
life and fertility to tabi success and happy family to prozzie ozzie
Levi Davis
kids shouldn't be raised in a dysfunctional household, it degrades their quality of life and leads to further problems for the child when it grows up, essentially ruining it's life from the start
Austin Nelson
based
Nicholas Foster
t. abandoned brothel baby
also, kek
Joseph Price
I come from a very good family, I'm just pointing out the obvious, that a broken family leads to broken people
Julian White
death to carrie.
Colton Clark
kek
Camden Cruz
point status for russell and kubica???
Sebastian Perry
>period at the end You must mean business Death to sophia
Charles Martinez
Are three different Hookers raising you up nowdays the Definition of a good Family?
Zachary Cruz
Ummm projecting much sweaty?
Brandon Nelson
Autocorrect does it lad. And it's called a full stop, you wannabe yank.
Thomas Brooks
It's called something your tranny ass will never experience, a period, you wanna be retard oh wait you actually are a retard lol
Noah Martin
>period
Thats something Australia's new hooker wife wont be having for 9 months
Elijah Sanders
Nah, just banter
Noah James
Biz idea: kick WA out of the Federation.
Aiden Ward
based
Owen Russell
Biz Idea
new bread
Camden Butler
Feel free to knock one up
Jayden Ortiz
>tranny don't project your fantasies onto me m8.
Camden Sanchez
I'll breed a new thread
William Russell
Alonso, Prost, Senna, Schumacher
Justin Perry
Nice strawman, tranny
Samuel Reyes
neck yourself you autistic freak.
Tyler White
the bastard is going to grow up in a household with both parents by the looks of thigns
