/Heem/ - Heem or Be Heem'd Edition

is this who yang was talking about when he was going over his mma fighter policy? gaycheese was the friend he was talking about?

Gaethje KO's Khabib

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sucking off random men in the airport bathroom

feed khabozo to gaethje

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feed gaychee to al

Gaethje has 3 1st round KO's in a row

Insane lads. He's been finding his big power shots very well lately, think Trevor Whitman is doing him good. Last 3 fights were less brawls, more him being composed and finding his openings.

Islam

I was actually surprised by how much Justin was reacting to Cerrones strikes. More so than he was Eddies.

That’s actually pretty fucking based.

You think he pays an intern to watch ufc and write tweets for him in order to pull in the mma demographic?

Is fury wearing Mexican shorts lmao is he fighting a Mexican or wtf

last three fights were against can't handle pressure boxlets

Gaycheese and Tony unironically heem Canbib.

Woah, this guy watches UFC just like me? That's relatable as shit, gotta vote for this guy

Unironically a good fight. A washed cowboy making Islam rise through the ranks for a fight with Gooby setting up the rematch

BASED

gaychess has nothing to offer to khabib

Let's watch Khabib duck and dive Gaycheese and Tony...

>Unironically thinking Gaychee, a brawler, heems Gooby, a guy who went all in on striking training for a couple years
Literally the easiest possible fight for Conor to come back to besides Peahead rematch
I hope to god Conor/Justin doesnt happen because Conor will just heem him and we need to see Gaethje BTFO Khabib's wrestling. I don't want Conor derailing the division again bros

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Gaethje beats both of them pretty easily. I actually don't know who wins that one though. Seeing Al get dropped by multiple jabs by Cerrone makes me think Hooker could do the same, but Hooker looked so bad against Edson.

He's Mexican now. Gypsys move around like that. But it's because of Mexican Independence day.

So he thinks Justin deserves to skip the line over Tony? What a cazzie faggot. He doesn't even watch, does he? He just posts on fight nights to get trending on twitter.

SEETHING migatard

>Gaethje beats both of them pretty easily
wrong he gets fucking beat the fuck down like the worthless sack of shit he is

WOAH WTF REF I DIDNT QUIT

hes fighting a swedish plumber

He is so fucking tired and washed up. He is a fucking meme. You gulped down his semen and look where that got ya.

Have a nice day

how does gaethje beat khabib when poirier heemed him

has gaethje faced ANY wrestling specialists in the UFC? he probably loses to khabib, let's be honest. but consider this: it took tony 2 rounds and a doctor's interference to defeat cowboy. gaethje did it in less than 1 round.

just how good is justin gaethje?

Who is the can Fury is fighting? Another pad on the record?

Conor might actually be killed if he fights Gaethje

diffrent fighting styles

Cowboys brain is so gone that he thought he was still fighting

by launching that inbred chimp's skull into orbit

Gaethje first two losses he fought like a complete moron just going all out every second and gassed himself

Now he paces himself and is a real fighter he easily beats everyone in the division

Will I feel worse on no sleep or a 2 hour nap? I think I might not wake back up if I go to sleep.

>his worst stylistic match up has nothing for him

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>What are matchups

Gaychee will retire khabib

Most likely. Thats how boxing works right?

I told you all Justin was the man. I did. Me. I am such a baller.

honest question, what does gaethje bring to khabib that poirier didnt have

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He took a break from his bachelor party to watch the TUF finale, he is a fight fan and you are a goober virgin

Probably the nap. If you're going to nap just nap for like 20 min. If you nap any longer you'll definitely be out.

well you lied, he's a bitch

you'll feel worse initially post wake up and regret it but overall you'll feel much better

Name a good khabib win

If Conor can nullify Khabozo's takedowns for a couple rounds until his cardio shits the bed in classic fashion, and if a shitter like Raging Bum can neutralize Khabeastiality's Le Smesh xD while Khabitch has his fucking BACK then Gaethje will have no problem keeping it standing and heeming him

Wrestling. Pressure. Knockout power.

Post Webm plox

thawlts on up and coming WMMA star Mini Khabib?

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well tell me how gaychese doesn’t get wrestlefucked for 5 rounds then

For starters; a will to actually win

am i seeing dubs of truth? based.

Gaethje was a former D1 All American Wrestler, has more power, and has better pressure. Gaethje is also not a heartlet.

the cajones to punch him in the face

this is heem, you don't consider stuff like this unless it backs up your point

He sure didn't have the will to win when he got knocked the fuck out by Dustin.

He’s man enough to come inside cowboy every night, he’s a real hero.

because he knows how to wrestle you fucking brainlet. Fuck off back to rdit faggot

Not Conor, I need a challenge Dana

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This
All other guys are timid as fuck with Kebab and let him do whatever he wants at striking because they are scared of the takedown
Gaethje's wrestling is good enough that he doesn't have to worry and can literally just walk up and HEEM him

Gentlemen Gaycheese

post a webm of the heem please

Sorry, what is this HEEM thing?

>hurrr durrrr im retarded
Kys

Gaethje went toe-to-toe with the current best wrestler in the world jordan burroughs. Justins legit and has a WAY better chance than tony.

>knocked the fuck out by Dustin
kek, everyone can get knocked out in a fight, no matter how good you are. GSP got knocked out by Matt fucking Sera. I don't think Gaycheese has to worry about Khabin knocking him out.

> hurrr durrrr im retarded
that's what gaycheese says

"And give them both $1000"

Gaethje was still in his pure retard brawling phase, he's matured as a fighter

www.reddit.com/r/heem

>I can't say anything marginally intelligent so shitpost
>If you reply to my ignorance and blow me the fuck out on Yea Forums I'll say "hurr"

Reports coming in that Khabib has jumped off the Burj Khalifa immediately after the main event making whooping quacking noises. Ya hate to see it - Sad!

>knighting this hard for a failed candidate who is a dicklet Asian and a cazzie
Cope, libtard. #MAGA

he got almost knocked out by johnson, then knocked out by alvarez and then knocked out by poirier
hardly some rare fluke thing

Awesome, thanks bro I’m quite the Redditor if I do say so myself.

He
Excessively
Emasculated
My cowdad

Dustin Poirier is a quitter bitch. Gaethje will come forward and die on his sword. Your mother did the tide pod challenge when she was pregnant.

15 years of wrestling experience before doing mma, for example

how the fuck you think he can wrestle he only took college wrestling you fucking dildo

Leave the muslim to me...

okay, whoever you are

Lmao if he's a quitter bitch then go ahead and gear up for a fight, you'll be the new #2 lightweight rank in no time. Oh wait, you've never done anything besides criticize people! Anyone who disagrees with you is wrong, a pussy, mother should kill herself and her son etc. Do yourself a favor and get a hobby ahahaha

>he only wrestled the overwhelming majority of his adult life!

lads just because someone loses doesn't mean they're a can and were always a can.

No, he’s all mine.

I don't like Gaethje, there's something off about him. And he's so lucky no one deserves an iron chin and iron fists.

cerrone keeps losing like a can

he really was exposed as a can by nate diaz and has been a stupid meme since

Forgot pic kek

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Just called the FBI. You're going to the supermax incel

>hardly some rare fluke thing
considering he has only two loses, yes it's a fluke. Dustbin and Alvarez also have good records on knocking people out while Khabitch has zero. So I don't know what the whole deal here is. Kebab isn't gonna knock Gaycheese out, that's for sure. Gaycheese will also be way more willing to pressure Kebab (and that was pretty much the only shining moment of Dustbin in that fight - when he pressured Kebab on the feet in the second round). Gaycheese will do that every round, nonstop. Difference between Dustbin and Gaycheese is that Gaycheese actually wants to put pressure while Dustbin is simply a coward counter-puncher. And the wrestling credentials are far different. Poorier doesn't know a thing about wrestling while JUSTin actually has no small experience in it.

Dry your tears with my foreskin. Dusquit Poirrhea is a bitch and i’ll dab on his swarthy ass

>there's something off about him
That would be the brain damage.

Eddie Alvarez took Gaethje's back.

You hate successful Chadmericans. Gaethje is everything you want to be but will never be

gaycheese ain't fighting khabib because he's losing his next fight

Are countries MMA fighters and HEEMing is

You’re just a frail Holden Caulfield idolizing loser

Only in the power and chin. Genetically he's better than me but I have much better footwork and head movement than him.

>implying you have to lose to be a can

Kebab gets heemed by Tony, Gaycheese wins the title afterwards by knocking out Tony.

Who /team Misha/ here?

>Chinny as fuck
>Hammers for fists
>cardio
>Full of heart, will never stop coming forward to heem you until he is flatlined
>very strong wrestling base

>his only weakness was his Based Retardedness that got him gassed and heemed a few times
>tfw he has now eliminated this and become a much more technical fighter
Who can beat current Gaethje? It's not fair

No he didnt

>People honestly entertaining the idea of a Gaethje VS Khabib fight and not considering a Conor VS Khabib 2

Casual as fuck. You really believe this stupid kid wouldn't get wrestlefucked in to submission like every other Khabib opponent? You need someone who knows how Khabib fights, someone who has been in there before and has the resources to work on his shortcomings in the initial fight and bolster his defenses. Conor or Tony is the real fight, we know for a fucking fact Gaethje is just going to get shat on. Develop some fucking standards.

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>tfw he has now eliminated this
no, he fought easier opponents

He did, I remember DC talking about Eddies brown belt while it happened. Honestly Eddie was the worst match up for Khabib.

Being chinny means the opposite of what you think it means

>look for Fury stream
>find one on periscope
>guy streaming falls asleep
>you can hear him snoring

pscp.tv/w/1djGXRajMLdxZ

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>Eddie is the worst matchup for Khabib
No problem mate yeh??? NO FOOKEN PROBLEM

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>tfw really want to get back into mma
>tfw all the UFC events are always on nights where there's a million other things going on
>tfw been out of the loop for so long I have no clue what's going on in any other fighting promotion
Anyone else with this feel, bros?
Just for once, do a fight night on like a Tuesday or some shit where there isn't anything else going on

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You don't have to watch them live
If you really want to get back into it, just start watching when you can. Don't worry about who's who and where the divisions are at. You'll relearn it all as you go. At the end of the day it's fighting bro, you don't have to stretch yourself to understand it. Relax and just enjoy the heems

What did he mean by this?

twitter.com/TheNotoriousMMA/status/1173075657359843328

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Put a guy who has the intention to pressure Khabib and he'll fold like a bitch. That's why Gaethje and Tony can beat him easily and why a guy like Dustcan never had a chance. Max would have 100% beaten the fuck out of Khabib, btw.

'ate K'abib
Love Gaet'je

>didn't even go to wrestling trade school

Wrong. Stop talking.

Both my guys Michel and Cowboy got buried. Fucking card left me depressed.

All you need to know in the current meta is
>Conor won the third round and would win the rematch
>Tony Vs Khabib is the fight
>Tibau beat Khabib actually
>DC is a crying bitch

do you work for twatter? Why not green text what he said, faggot?

Tristan just got Pereira's $50000 for FOTN so $100000+20% of Pereira's purse.

He only posted the picture

>boys against gaethje
Sit out for this thread

who cares

Max has the mentality to heem Khabib but not the wrestling to keep himself in the situation where he is able to heem Khabib

is this official yet?

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holy shit made out like a bandit

Prove it then? Oh wait you can't.

No, frb just planting the seed.

Based

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>yes, bookies love me. How could you tell?

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pls be true

What did Conor mean by posting this

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Disprove me. Oh wait you can’t.

It seems like any time I switch on to a fight, it's just a boring mat wrestling match
When I used to watch mma more, that was actually a bit of a rarity to see. Usually it was two guys who stood up to fight and would beat the ever loving bloody piss out of each other

Based

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Jose Aldo vs Justin Gaethje to headline a fight night in Brazil has just been confirmed.

I lost $150 tonight, anyone do worse?

They've tried to book it before but Conor hurt his hand so prob

Gaethje is probably the best LW fight for Conor

Raging Al has a wrestling base and Conor's sprawl and ground work is underrated. At best Khabib vs. Gaethje looks like the Al fight, at worst it looks like Tibau vs. Khabib.

Then tune in to the fighters you find exciting
Gaethje hasn't had a boring fight in the UFC, if you've not seen his run go and watch all his fights. You won't be disappointed.

>Peirrera
>betting on a hue

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>doesn't do his usual embarrassing shitposting when people seethingly call him out
>Gaethje smartly negs Conor and says fuck that faggot
>Conor posts picture of him looking displeased
Yep Conor got worked into a shoot and will bite the bait Gaethje put out

>fearless
>KO power
>cardio for days
>god tier defensive wrestling

Gaycheese beats khabib with ease

totally based

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Max has a great TDD. Obviously, he hasn't faced that many great wrestlers or done anything at 155, but I reckon he would have done a lot better than Dustbin. Dustbin literally backed off to the cage and let Khabib ride him like a 5 dollar prostitute. Zero heart.
he wins the rematch and everyone knows it.

yeah I’m thinking he’s back

>at worst it looks like Tibau vs Khabib
With Gaethje taking Khabitch down multiple times and negating every single takedown attempt?
Sounds good to me

Yes and at 135

Pereira won the story

Brazilian jiu jitsu ruined MMA. Prove me wrong

Can you imagine missing weight, flipping around before fight, flipping during the fight, and losing to a fighter that gives up 8 inches in height and 50 pounds to you

were you just in NY or did you grab that?

So how much money did that Canadian take home altogether?

>cernovich

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you don't win a story for backflipping on your opponent and doing nothing

>MMA was ruined by what literally started it

hmm...

>you will never get a call to make $100k in five days
He was probably on like 2k/2k before this right?

Max is just slippery but i think Khabib would get a hold of him pretty easily

After his 66% tax rate who gives a shit

>missing weight
>single-handedly makes the fight FOTN
>receives zero for it
He had a little bit of a redemption arc

Some guy posted it in response of Alvarez's bet on Gaethje.

was more trying to say at worst it would be a super boring fight, khabib/tibau is a draw for me senpai

dont forget 20% of brazilians purse on top

>khabib/tibau
Tibau clearly won that fight. Pierced Khabib on the feet, stuffed all of his TDD's and took down Khabib twice.

wtf was that stoppage /box/ is truly semen slurping

>Cowboy heemed again

i just want this nightmare to end...

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Shitposting aside, is there anyone who fights capoeira in mma? It's a style I don't think I've ever seen in an actual fight.

there was no winner to the fight, boring faggy snoozefest. tibau won the story though.

>360 meme cam
Fuck off

Don't worry, Dana will give him some cans to flush out and he'll have another run for the strap.

Tyson Fury odds is -2700 lmao never change boxing

I CASHED OUT BOYS

Elizeu Zaleski dos Santos does a bit. It's obviously a shit martial art though. Like Tony doing a little doing wing chun.

jesus

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based rural canadian

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Thiago Santos uses it a lot. Even Conor did early on.

the only reason this fight was good was Michel doing backflips and wildman shit, Connely layed n prayed like a faggot why is he getting money? No wonder the UFC is dying

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Max is a lanklet with no power who got taken down by Brian Ortega

100% this

he meant gaycheese sucks

The only reason the fight was good was because cutbabby was getting walked down and pushed in by a hometown virgin, skelly-griffin was a better fight and poopeera is a memeshitter fag

perera basically earned the man the 100k. good to see the oversized meme get rekt

Ah it wasn't at all like I remembered it, still would pick Khabib though.

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>Even Conor did it early on
Just how powerful would Gooby be right now if he installed a treadmill in his mansion and had the cardio to do fight his old style for more than just two rounds?

Justin Gaethje absolutely FLUSHES Kebab, the days of the muzzie shitter being champ is over

Nothing. Literally nothing.

Khabib retires undefeated, same thing with Floyd, people will always look for SOMETHING, hoping someone will beat the greatest, look at any other sport with atheltes in their prime that were head and shoulders above the competition.

Michael Phelps, Usain Bolt, Tyson, Ali, Jon Jones, Serena Williams, Tiger Woods, Michael Jordan, Ronnie O'Sullivan, The Cylcing guy (his name is escaping me)

All of those are ATGs of the sport they competed in, literally all of them had zero chance of beaten until they either neglected their training, got old, lost their passion for the sport or had other commitments/problems in their life. None of these apply to Khabib.

Khabib will never lose, people will hope for SOMETHING to stop Khabib but until he falls victim to one of the things I mentioned he will NEVER lose.

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hopefully they slip in some cash for Michel since he was the one who put on the show, I could care less to see another conelly fight desu

>"takes" his back for like 1 sec in round 5

he did nothing you fucking loser dumbass, he literally layed and prayed the entire second round and landed less strikes on the feet

>The Cycling guy
>Louis Armstrong

hes already lost, he would literally lose to henry cejudo, eat my piss

>Serena Williams
*laughs in maple syrup*

>Khabib will never lose
Khabib already lost to Tibau. Besides, having half of your victories by beating a bunch of Russian cans then UFC prelim fighters and 1 title defense are not exactly what I would call "GOAT material". Even if he remains undefeated, his record is similar to what most boxers have today - padded shit with no real meaning behind it.

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Mental illness.

>round 5
heh

Were shitting up /box/

Reminder that Khabib literally broke down in tears and started weeping after the decision was called out because even he knew he lost

No. He did not lose to Tibau. You mongoloid remnant of alien shit.

I cant wait until we can hang your family from the smelliest trees.

When are you going back to your shithole country, Abdul?

Did you guys see Burns is fighting Nelson? Good fight.

it's fucking sad to watch cowboy stumble around time to hang it up dude you don't have anything to be ashamed of

Reminder that your whole female family tree is a whore.

It hurt to see him flushedly stumble over and start talking up Gaethje like he was a drunk 40 year old divorced mother trying to get laid

The moment your country stops supplying German brothels with smelly z tier whores.

Yeah him

Please grow up.

These gypsy whores look like you though. You should be happy about them for making you feel right at home, as am I for them getting the hell away from my country.

>Louis Armstrong
Khabibsexuals are brainlets

Is Tyson Fury now? I'm going to watch, I bet I'll regret it though, pillowtap is a joke bros

I'm out, you guys piss me off, always staying stupid shit that makes sense 30% of the time. Gonna watch Fury fight then go to sleep.

Fuck racism.

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>Gaethje went toe-to-toe with the current best wrestler in the world jordan burroughs.
No he didn't

>your whole female family tree
>is a [singular]
jesus fuck kraut are you even trying?

Pretty much everyone I've met from Oak Bay was surprisingly tough. Unlike those west van kids, FUCK west van

he's cheeky as fuck bro it's gonna be EPIC

Yeah but isn't he just fighting people not on his level? What's the point

Connelly is from Oak Bay

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niggers must fucking hang

He just has soooo many miles on the odometer.

You're rape. Look it up. :^) You're a semen deposit.

You appendix of better countries. xD

It's the only way he can heem anyone and he needs some highlights to sell the Wilder rematch basically.

Doesn't that sell itself after the first fight and rigged decision? I can't imagine this is building his brand that much more

Boxing is such a joke man, why are they like this and how have people long accepted this. There's like 2 good fights a year

Tired of all the faggots in these threads. I swear to God I will /heem/ every last one of you. Just give me the time and the place, I PROMISE you I will be there, ready to take your head off. Don't @ me if you aren't serious, because I sure as hell am.

he's fighting the #11th ranked fighter in heavyweight in the international rankings. not bad for boxing tbqh.

How mad would you guys be if Khabob dry humps ferguson to death and rides off into the sunset undefeated? I personally wouldn't mind - it would probably make the division much more exciting in the future.

I think Gaethje/Conor might happen
Either that or the Dustin rematch for Gaethje

If Khabib/Tony happens, they'll need some rest after so it'll be a while before Gaethje can even get a shot and he'll probably want to fight

>tfw my name's tristan and i'm also from victoria

This is the same german sandnegro that blows khabib in every thread

Fury getting a couple of knockouts on the spin will definitely up the sales for the rematch and he's on a big five fight 80m deal so he'll want to get through those fights asap and sign a new one. Boxing got this way because of all the different organisations/networks having their own champs. It'll happen to MMA one day as well.

Do/Did you work at the market on yates

Don't say that man
Everything's just about the business in Boxing. Even the fans of the sport defend shit decisions by just saying "oh the rematch will be bigger now". It makes no sense.

no that tristan is a fag, i'm a cooler tristan

Look back at when Don King was fucking everyone like Dana. Crazy good fights all the time. I dread the day but I can't see it not happening eventually.

>backflip man lost $50k because of one lb

screeching

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Donald "CTE" cerrone. is he flushed?

also super cringed at him stealing limelight from gaethje.

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Fury looks a weight class bigger

i'm falling asleep

fury just lost the first round to wallin m8's

there's no weight class above heavyweight

>playing promos literally during the fight
nigga i'm watching this shit already why are you still promoting it

the lw division got so empty bros I mean name a good fighter who isn’t khabib tony conor poirier gayche or even gregor I’ll wait

i know but he just looks big in comparison

lol fury's getting owned

>tfw Gooby calls out Gaethje, heems him and gets the rematch, cucking Tony out of it yet again

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the virgin lw vs. the chad ww

wallin just gave up. fury is going to win.

>implying the rest of the divisions aren't even more wastelands than that
LHW literally has one good fighter

Barboza, Hooker, Lee, Gillespie, Makhachev.

Makhachev is a can crusher

kek'd and checked

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only 2 max of those fighters are good enough to challenge for the title

kek he's bleeding

HOLY FUCK THAT'S DEEP

giant cut over fury's eye. this is a huge advancement in pillowfist entertainment.

It's a bad cut too. If this Swedish can wins via doctor's stoppage it'll be the funniest shit.

no sleep hits you harder later on
especially during the final hours pf your forced stay awake time

2 hours sleep is perfect and all a man really needs

Lads what's up with Fury? Think he's losing, doesn't seem to be fighting his usual self. Lot of his herky jerky movement seems absent.

I don't know though I'm legit half asleep and zoned out

>try to find some can
>actually find some sweden chad who can fight

he hasn't performed at his highest capacity yet. he probably didn't train seriously and is about to take an embarassing loss.

Too late now, it would be an hour now and I think all it means is I would struggle to get up anyway. On here for another hour, cold shower, coffee and something to eat, bathroom, 9 hours work. Home and sleep. Then wake up and more /heem/

What phenotype is this?

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well this boxing thing is boring as fuck

This but unironically.

the amount of clinches and separations is absurd

neanderthal

Khabib wrecked Poirer who knocked out Gaycheese

Conor knocked both Eddie and Poirer who knocked out Gaycheese and who got submitted by Khabib

Yet somehow in these retarded casuals think Gaycheese beats Khabib? How?

Swear to god if they pick anyone over Tony Ferguson I'll become the next Osama Bin Laden

>mmamath

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wallin confimed heel, this fight is actually BASED

kek this sport is a total joke

>"raking" his face

why does this feel so fake lads?

you get less cuts in boxing but once you do it's fucked because the boxers just rub their gloves on their opponents cut and open it up so bad

Tell me where i am wrong? Poirer literally knocked Gaycheese out yet somehow Gaycheese is supposed to be a threat?

Are you implying Gaethje will get outstruck by Poirier? People are picking Gaethje because he was a d1 wrestler who actually scored points on Jordan Boroughs in college. He will stuff the shots and HEEM khabozo

Fraudbib is not a striker

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get outstruck by khabib*

Grug grug

3 minute rounds probably had like 40 seconds of action
referee was just in breaking it up with every clinch

Schaub heemed Mitrione.
Mitrione heemed Fedor
Schaub is HW GOAT, Frauddor btfo

Fighter union = champions, specifically the heavyweight champion, never gets paid as much as they should.
Yang's platform is a contradiction, fuck Chinks

Since the beginning we've all known Tony is Khabib's worst match up. Gaycheese ain't beating either of them, a punchers chance against Tony and even less against Khabib who has never been wobbled once ever.

I can see him beating Conor because Conor has pillowfists at 155 and will likely throw dat lefand right at the top of Justin's head breaking his hand of discouraging him from throwing full force the rest of the fight.

You lads seeing this? stipe would unironically ko both these goofs. boxing is a joke.

he'd win bareknuckle with a clinch allowing ref.

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lmao khabib would sleep gaycheese, he had dustin jumping on panic guillotines

>even bothering to watch boxing after Artem blew the lid on the whole thing

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kek by that attempted leg kick you can tell he was already done before any of these hits

I watch all combat sports as frequently as I can. Lomachenko would make triple C tap.

>boxfags using the thread with Artem
epic

Cejudo could take Tyson Fury, no bullshit

>what are styles
Gaethje's literal worst matchup is a more technical striker like Dustin or Conor.
This is not what Khabib is.
Gaethje is a nightmare matchup for Khabib with his very strong wrestling base and heavy hands.

>Louis Armstrong

what a bunch of twats you both are

Early

lol

Donald "Just heem my sponsorship deals up" Cerrone

i literally nodded off during this boxing fight holy shit

I think his price goes up the more he gets beat

I was so excited for Duffee's return

Heem
Everyone
Even
Myself

Sure, if by up you mean down

If Khabib is smart he'll keep ducking tony

Gaethje has been in the UFC 20% as long as Khabib and already has a far better resume.

Gaethje lost

are we talking about revenue? Or your head in the lap of a muslim?

I was talking about revenue. the person talking about interracial sex was the american, as usual.

if Dustin wasn't such a pussy he could have simply heemed Khabib with the classic "hit your opponent" technique

tibau

Gillespie, Islam, Lee and wait for it... Cerrone and you have more talent than any other weight division

almost fell asleep watching fury. its just so incomplete as a sport

We're in /box/

It's been declared by /ourboy/, Although I'd rather see gooby vs cowboy

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*puts head down and pushes you against the ropes*
*hugs you*

cowboy is done
looked too bad in his last two

the gaylord ManManAction fag has spoken

This is the fight

having trouble sleeping can someone heem me?

> even /box/ is devastated over shitskin DC being decimated

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Sure thing *pisses in your mouth*

>muslim
>race
your heads in the gutter sven

he was never "not done"....

>well tell me how gaychese doesn’t get wrestlefucked for 5 rounds then

There's a rumor that Gaethje knows how to wrestle, even though no one has ever witnessed it.

I knew you pussy faggots would be too scared to reply. I am the undisputed king of /heem/.

No webms?

>DC
DC is a known can it's pathetic Stipe ever lost to that fat manlet

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You're in the club and this guy backflips towards you and slaps your girlfriends ass
What do you do?

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Gaethje has wrestled with Jordan Burroughs, who's one of the best wrestlers in the world and who would completely wrestlefuck Khabib

I was rooting for Cowboy so hard, but Justin Gaethje's lefts were just nasty and he kept landing them. Cowboy's still my boy though.

put 6 rounds in that dirty hue's center of mass

>People really think gaycheese is gonna fight kebab when he said he's retiring after mauling cuckuy and that bald nigga.

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His wrestling videos are on YouTube

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how will whitebois ever recover

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>mah kahbeeb
Damn, it's all of /heem/ on his dick? It's like everyone here is just casuals.

Why is Khabib such a duck

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What is it with Muslims and little girls?

He was also in his words "fighting like a bitch" the first 3 rounds, I mean he knows DC can't handle body shots, what the fuck took him so long.

reminder this faggot is in THIS VERY THREAD HIDING FROM HIS SHIT ANALYSIS OF FIGHTING

and im right as always

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30-0 Khabib Nurmagomedov

Go train, go outside, have sex.

Sneed.

back up your own shit faggot
i bet you haven't trained in shit in a day of your life

Good night heem, sweet dreams

sleep well user

>have sex
Why don't you REFRAIN from sex, brother? Allah has made you in his image, and you are perfect. Do not taint that which is holy through the profane act of premarital sex. Save yourself, brothers, for your bride, your one true love, so sayeth Muhammad (peace be upon Him). Alhamdulilah!

Muay thai, boxing, taekwondo, and fucked around with some silat, and kali.

HENRY NOOOO

Khabib is gonna get smashed by Gaethje if tony doesn’t get him first

>one true love
Ayreh feek impostor of the faith

how likely is tony vs khabib to actually happen?

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its gonna be announced and then khabib is gonna get a ''''''injury''''''

LMAO this dumb fuck Aussie legit took my bait post saying Cannot would win as an actual prediction. You'se a proper DMF. Dumb mother fucker. Now lick my nuts bitch. Lick.

>30-0
Please learn to count

80%

Some heemster on /box/ is trying to claim Costa is white. Pathetic.

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I see the future; I see your future.

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thats a white man

this is the face of a man who has never taken steroids in his life.

>Haha stupid mutts haha
>This mutt is white because he's a chad
He's a mutt. He's from Brazil. You can't claim him to be white just because he's a Chad. He has just as much indigenous in him as European.

All natty. Just Acai berries.

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I won't be asking again. Lick. Now.

>Wake up Khabitch it's all over

ger

Lost $50 on Cerrone, but I only made the bet because I knew I'd make $110 on Tyson. Did NOT expect the Fury fight to be so close though, wew lad. My heart.

No one can stop Patient Gaethje

That Fury fight turned into a Just Bleed war

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What's Gaycheese gonna have to do to be known as Str8Cheese?

Heem Khabib

gn

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You really put down 3.3k on fury just to get 110 back?

this faggot

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I didn't understand why people were saying Cowboy can handle pressure that thread, let alone saying Gaethje isn't a pressure fighter. It must have been invaded by cazzies.

I can see the rationale behind this but I would never feel that strongly about. Definitely not about cow

>"triple C and the Nig"
WOW

it was sick

fuck my life, went to go get some TnA with my boy after the UFC at the bar, fucking black chick twerking on me didn't even get me hard, wish is tuck around for the fury fight. god dammit fuck life i hate my life fuck my life.

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She should be grateful to her parents for doing all this nice stuff for her

Black girls are disgusting. All women are, but especially blacks.

post webm of the cowboy heem pls

she had a fat ass, feel like i was slightly impotent due to drink and masturbation, need to stop masturbating. I thought Fury was just gonna crush the guy though, how competitive was it?

Not gonna lie the fury fight was awesome. I would try to watch a replay of it if I were you. HW fights are amazing when you have conditioned fighters. Fury showed a lot of heart and conditioning this fight, but so did the Swede he fought (although the Swede started to fade). Did not expect it to turn out how it did.

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Legend. Tristan is prime boy material

it was okay

Cowboy ia such a can

early stoppage?

It was better than any of the fights on the card tonight. It's rare pillowfencing has the most violent fight of the night, but it definitely did tonight. Fury turned into a pressure fighter late in the fight.

mind making another webm from the skully vs griffin fight?

With cowboy? Nah he was out. Gaethje could have wailed on him and people would whine about him hitting an opponent who was already out.

this is actually a good study on preventing a leg ride which Gaethje did. hand fight, then on impact of the fall he is already squaring his shoulders up to fight off the hook leg/riding leg

>HE'S A DAD NOW!!

reminder if you look in the archives youre unironically talking to people who used the term cowdad cerrone

Is Cowboy past his prime?

He looks so stiff.

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Christ cowcuck sucks

Phoneposters aren't people

he was destroyed by nate many years ago
he's been flushed for a while

>heeming a can so easily that you get mad at the ref for not stopping it the first 4 knockout punches

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Khabob cant ko Gaethje. He is pillow fisted and can't bust a grape

How many kurics is this shitte?

khabob can ko that piece of shit

>Past his prime
He's been past his prime for at least a few years now

looking like bam margera

I'm new you see.

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When is the last time Khabib KOd anyone?

fuck sad to see the pereira meme die
its over

he smashed up al's face bad and gaycheese has a glass jaw

>violent
It was one cut

Name one good khabib win

It's fine my dude just know he's been in the ufc since 2011 and has been very active so he's had a way longer career than most fighters could expect. At this point he's just fighting for fun/money. His last fight against Tony Ferguson was his last chance to get another title shot. He did have a nice little win streak going before the Tony fight so people started to hype him up again, but he ended up getting pieced up.

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It was cut in two places and it was a nasty cut.

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He didn't knockout Al though. Or Poirier. Or Barboza. Or Conor. Or Johnson.

What if someone has aids?

why doesn't gaychee get laser eye surgery?

why did cerrone protest this?

STUCK IN THE NETHER REALMS

They supposedly test them before the fights

Justin Gaethje is on an incredible run of 3 wins, one fluke win over James Wick (he was 0-2 in the ufc until then)
One over dangerous edson baboza (1-4 in his last five)
and old man cowboy

Title shot it is.

He likes being able to solve magic eye puzzles without effort

>why is a man who just got a heavy dose of CTE acting irrationally

nice one mohamed

name one good gaethje win

>0-2 in the ufc
He was 1-2 at least do your research if you're going to post shitty takes. All of his fights before Vick were top 5 fighters. Cazzie.

>you're completely unaware of your'e surroundings after a head knock
t. head traumalet

Could you imagine if he heems Khabib? That would be glorious. 29-1.

How much head trauma have you had?

still three better wins than khabib

Khabib The Mallard Nurmagomedov

*posts redditjak*
>how much head trauma have you had

michael johnson

Cowboy is such a fucking heartlet. It's beyond me how he's any type of fan favourite.

Quite a lot. Rugby through school and rode motocross in my backyard.

He's only popular because he fights so often and because he wears a cowboy hat

The fans love mediocre journeymen so long as they have some sort of gimmick

he's unaware that he was at one point unaware

cowboy was unlucky

Seems like a simple man. Does what he loves, but isn't willing to die for it in there.

Fighting for pleasure basically.

why does gaycheese suck muslim dick

He just gave up, if that was me down I'd be right back up imminently and continue swinging and binging, he just waits for the ref to save him there, doesn't even try to fight back.

why did he get a crucifix tat and then spread his ass and get aids from some jihadist?

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^cringe

>>HE'S A DAD NOW!!

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>but consider this
>just how good is justin gaethje?
based Chael poster

>The fans love mediocre journeymen so long as they have some sort of gimmick

DUDE WEED
RUDE FINGER
OMG!

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Based, he should run the ufc too

> benson henderson tried to call out khabib in 2014, but got his name confused and called out khabilov by mistake
How would have henderson vs khabib gone

Kevin Lee.

Le three piece and a soda. This guys onto something

cat

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If you prefer to watch some fucking seatcom over MMA then you are not a real fan

How did Misha do it?instagram.com/p/BtJPPIfBqpD/

People like Jorge because he exposed Ben Asscream as a bum

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Based and Heempilled

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In many ways gaethje is the lightweight ngannou

nigga looks fucking old

He's aged so fast in the last few years, coke is one hell of a drug

Except Gaethje was an All American Wrestler and isn't a heartlet who quit against "muh bawlz is hawt" man

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Ngannour would knock gathje into another fucking dimension, so sush. Just wait and see what he does to stipo in the rematch, white boy

He's about to play touchbutt in the park with that dork

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looks very thin too

Prime bendo was literally our best shot

>Ngannour
Gaethje is Mexican btw

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We don't deserve him

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Can you stomp or soccer kick a grounded opponents body?

He will heem Khabib if Khabib doesn't run away before he gets his shot

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he'll suck khabibs' dick in the cage and bring shame to the sport he's a fag who love muslims

In 2014? Khabib would have pulled out because Benson was better than him then. Khabib did take a long break from 2014-2016 to protect his precious record.

>Says a bunch of gay shit
>Calls someone else gay
What's wrong with you?

>stomp
yes
>soccer kick
yes

its probably the self hating manlet ausposter

omg gayche vs tony would be crazy!

Yeah send another scrub to die in the can crusher.

Make colby drop weight and fight him.

you're a muslim loving faggot as well and you have aids

Repent sinner

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for what, goatfucker worshipper with aids?

>Colby
He only fights washed up and flushed welterweights

For being a loser

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not true nor a sin, aids freak

Which is what dana will do because he's a faggot and he wants to wear them down to make his money making can crusher look more indestructible and get all the pozzed sandniggers and snowniggers buying ppvs.

People will sit here and say send gaycheese and then when he loses to canbib say 'OH NAH HE WAS ALWAYS A CAN' like they always knew but they were desperate for someone to heem him. Same with Tony. Tony has been done the fight needed to happen 2 years ago but Tony has been worn down and is getting old and will get recked by canbib.

The only fight to make is colby dropping weight to rape him. But it will never happen. Dana is a fucking obese roided up nerd bookworm who never got any action in high school and now uses his status to finally get pussy. He needs the money despite being rich because we know no woman unless on the bitter edge of poverty would ever fuck him. And Khabib is another fucking muslim being protected by a white person. I unironically hope gooby comes back and heems him and Trump nukes Iran

khabib is more white than gooby tho

He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone

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I've never met a white Muslim tbqh. Khabib just has fair skin.

>Reddit spacing for a pointless rant

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why are you parroting swarthoid memes

>paragraphs are soooo reddit!

son... are you retarded? did they never teach you about paragraphs in middle school?

There was no point to his rant it didn't warrant more than a couple sentences. Didn't you learn how to write in concise manner in school?

Ribery lad

a potato nigger isn't more white than some muslim dude from russia

Khabib is from Dagestan. It's different than most of Russia.

says the i1a lappoid

zoomer detected

reminder hall is fucking shite

still more white than a potato nigger

>Being concise makes you a zoomer
Have you ever had to write a summary on the job?

Yes, I write for a living. But you can't even handle 4-5 sentences like a typical zoomer.

Set my alarm for this
Back to bed now

>4-5 sentences
Your rant wasn't 4-5 sentences m8

This is the real new fuck the Floyd one

Based

The classic comparison technique

Sorry to say, but khabib would beat burroughs

I think Duffee should ununretire