OFFICIAL UFC VANCOUVER GAMETHREAD #7

Main card (ESPN+ now)

Donald Cerrone vs. Justin Gaethje (live blog)

Glover Teixeira def. Nikita Krylov via split decision (28-29, 29-28 x2)

Todd Duffee vs. Jeff Hughes ruled no-contest (accidental foul, eyepoke) (R1, 4:03)

Tristan Connelly def. Michel Pereira via unanimous decision (29-28, 29-27 x2)

Uriah Hall def. Antonio Carlos Junior via split decision (29-28, 28-29, 29-28)

Misha Cirkunov def. Jimmy Crute via sub (peruvian necktie) (R1, 3:38)

Undercard

Augusto Sakai def. Marcin Tybura via first-round KO (0:59) | Watch finish

Miles Johns def. Cole Smith via split decision (29-28, 28-29, 29-28)

Hunter Azure def. Brad Katona via unanimous decision (29-28 x2, 30-27)

Chas Skelly def. Jordan Griffin via unanimous decision (29-28 x3)

Louis Smolka def. Ryan McDonald via first-round TKO (4:43)

Austin Hubbard def. Kyle Prepolec via unanimous decision (29-28 x3)

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first for my dad

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GAYCHEESE VS. UNCLE DOLAN CERRONE

where does dad cerrone go once he loses?

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based

First for black lives matter

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>yfw the winner of this fight gets a title shot before Tony

CAM ON COWBOY

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ez 4 cowboy

WMMA

Hot take Cerrone by sub. Cap it.

This is completely unironic:

I was raised in a very Turkish rural area and I never got much experience interacting with white people. When I got to high school, I had to go to a school in the inner city. It was a big culture shock and I had to be very careful that my Turk ass did not say anything retarded or act out of the ordinary. So I decided to be Brendan Schaub.

To this day, when I'm around people of any ethnicity, I just act like Brendan Schaub and everything has always turned out better than fine. I don't act like I'm trying too hard, I don't act uptight and nerdy, and I don't adhere to stereotypes. I just channel Brendan Schaub. I have genuine friends of many backgrounds to this day, and I credit those friendships almost entirely to him.

Watch the specials, bantz with Joe and his fights again. He is never once awkward, he is always gracious in victory or defeat, he is always polite, yet he does this without acting like a cuck. He instructed an entire generation of heemsters on how to make friends and family in a diverse worldscape. Without him, I would lack a lot of the friends I've made from other cultural backgrounds because I would simply not know how to initiate conversation or gain the slightest amount of respect from them.

Credit Obama if you want, but nobody has done more for racial unity in the 21st century than Brendan Schaub and I feel as if there are people in Hollywood and on internet today trying very hard to undo all the good he has done for race relations. If you don't like Brendan Schaub you probably have some agenda to destroy the world peace.

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What kind of fucking nonsense comparison is this? Completely different context behind their kneeling.

Cerrone by KO in second

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Someone gimme a mobile stream before last fight!!!!!

Any more /pol/ posts arguing about immigration and I start banning.

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kys faggot

cowboy looking giga boomer tonight

prime cowboy would handle this boi but I think he's too flushed now

>mustache man

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>Just kissed his son on the lips
>Just kissed his wife on the lips
>Just kissed his grandmother on the lips

Do americans really?

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Gaethje decision screencap this

cowboy = b&r

*ahem*

FUCK THE TROOPS AND FUCK TIM KENNEDY

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Cool effects but why does any of this happen and why does he go super saiyan at the end?

Brokeback mountain, these two both have a gay vibe

Cowboy is a can

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>fight night main event
>title or title shot not on the line
Cowboy got this

No, that's fucking weird

Pedo Cowboy gets heemed

Do you guys think Cerrone fucks his wife with his cowboy hat on?

GAETHJE LOOKS SHOOK BY THE MUSTACHE AND THE KID ROCK

based. current army here.
fuck tim kennedy
fuck cia niggers
and most of all
fuck ISRAEL

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MLK was a communist. Jesus fuck Tim Kennedy is pure cringe

>Cowboy
Pedo
>Brady
Pedo

Anyone else I'm missing?

>tfw stoned off that primo Cali oil and see that Tyson fury fights next

Comfy

Donald "No Jaw" Cerrone

LET'S GO COWBOYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
BOOMER POWERRRRRRRRR

Cerrone has my least favourite walkout song in the whole UFC.

DC cant speak tonight for some reason

aren't you worried they will see you type this

Cowboy resembles COOMER Woj

Remember when that fag from Tool called cowboy racist for wearing a cowboy hat?

Man fuck this ref I dont like his dumb face

Yea ok Mr. Agent.

I'd heem you stiff you goof

*Lead uppercuts you and gets himself heemed"*
"Heh nuthin personal la"

he got mouth poked

COME ON GAYCHEESE YOU MEXICAN FUCK

cowboy heems geathje 2nd rnd via headkick cap this

BASED, FUCK GLOW IN THE DARKS

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they can't even get their own websites to work

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Why are you in the army if you don't care about Israel?

>watching UK TV
>just saw an advert for Taco Bell

WTF?
We don't even have that here

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Blacks just shouldn't try to debate people. They always come off looking ignorant

Cowboy harnessing that macho moustache energy

Ground and pound KO coming up

hey guys this is an interesting fight

It sucks

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT'S T I M E

Poirier beats both.
Holloway beats both.
Mcgregor beats both.

here we goooo

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CTE CTE CTE

Clownboy finna get flatlined R1)1:47

MLK started the original blacked. google fbi files on mlk

>REEEEEEE LET ME LIVE IN DENIAL WHILE THE WORLD BECOME A FUCKING SHITHOLE

cowboy looking mean bros

shaved cerone looks like such a virgin

fuck you kid rock is based

It's pure cringe. Kennedy is a race traitor for saying/believing that. Simple as.

to pay for college and park in the front of Lowe's

donald cerrone is about ot get ran over

he buckles under pressure

Never forget Rogan considers Bruce "Marble Mouth" Buffer a fucking warrior because he's able to stand in the middle of the ring and talk into a mic with a torn ACL.

well it's not like they made out

Cowboy takes this easily

Who does Gaychee have such KO power but his body looks like a 14yo kid?

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Justin looks like a goddamn killer

here we go

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LETS GO BABY

Uh yeah I'll show you some real wrestling.

Live @@@@@


Bongstream.live/ufc

Is this the gayest fight poster ever?

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porn stache Cerrone loses, in the 1st

OW MY LEG

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Why would a food truck show with guys who have to cut weight and train for weeks on end seem like a good idea?

HEEEEEEEEM

lmaooo Cerrones son about to see his dad get his ass beat.. Smh

who posted this

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>Shaved head Cowboy
it's over

GAEEEEETHJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Gaethje throwing fire

that poor fucking leg

Cerrone looks so small, remember them saying Gaethje doesn't cut weight? How?

cowboy is a black brotha

HEEEEEEEEEM SLEEPY

HEEM SLEEPY

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FUCK COWS AND FUCK THIS BALD HEAD BITCH

They both look very tense and stiff

Whipper snapper finna boughta get dabbed on by the cowboy

Didn't you say this exact same thing last event...

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM SLEEPY

HEEEM

No heem

cerrone by first round head kick KO

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unfortunate

HEEEEEEEEEEEEM INTERESTING PERSON TAPPY

IT'S OVER

gaethje not controlling the pace of the fight and this is cowboys slow round

Dad Cerone getting teed off on

WTF IS WRONG WITH THAT REF

YEETHAW

Any links?

Sad

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

CERRONE SLEEP

HEEM'D

Why did that ref stutter?

HEEEM

CANBOY CERRONE

what?????

lmao justin looked at the ref and stopped punching multiple times there

Heem stoppy

HEEEM SLEEPY

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM GAETHJE

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEM ARGUEY

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem

scratch that gaethje confirmed banging banger

What a heartlet lmao

OH NO NO NO BOOMERBROS
WE GOT TOO COCKY

oh for sure

easiest fight to call in the world

GAYYYYCHEEEEESE

HEEMBOY CANRONE

BIG MEHHH

heem sleepy

COWBOY WINS THROUGH A HEADBUTT OF GAETHJE'S FIST. GOOOOOOOOO COWBOYS

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he's debating it lmaooooooooooooo

Get this grandpa out of the UFC before he kills himself

GAY FOR GATHJIE

>canboy

Cerrone just rolls over too bad

based gay cheese

>paying for the UFC
lol

Cerrone is a chinlet

I knew it, he hits so fucking hard. And Cerrone has a chin as well Edwards and Lalwer couldn't rock him.

There goes Cowboy's image, dude's flushed

Gaethje's damn good lads....

Crazy power, maybe early stoppage though

WHY THE FUCK IS COWBOY COMPLAINING THAT IT WAS EARLY????? IT WAS LATE

this adds more evidence that can-rrone blew his nose to stop getting fucked by tony

100%

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JUSTIN HEEMCHEESE

not for me h-haha

my boy gaycheese

GAAAAAAAAYCHEEEESE

THIS

lmao cerrone is a fucking bum, tony ferguson will get destroyed by khabib. time to go see GOAT tyson fury

Gaethje is a fucking monster

>tfw watching MMA as a boomer for the past 12 months

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Gaethje should have clocked the ref too

based justin will shit on conor

Thought it was a good stoppage DESU senpai

And I'm a cowboy fan

Kinda sad Cowboy is protesting. Gaethje was just trying to help him out because Donald is a blown out can, Donald will probably understand later when he sees the replay

hahaaaa fuck that faggot

lmao
gaycheese complaining late stoppage. cowboy complaining early stoppage. the ref just cant catch a break

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>*toilet noises*

I'VE GOT £400 ON COWBOY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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CERRONE LOOKS SHOOK IN THIS WALKOUT

SPEAK OF THE DEVIL AND HE SHALL APPEAR

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100%

LEAVE KHABIB TO ME

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C A N B O Y

100%

Gaethje is fuckin POWERFUL

Because he's concussed and doesn't remember getting hit

Gaychee heems khabib and islam in the 1st round.

>tony ferguson will get destroyed by khabib

lol

gaychese > el cucky

cowboy is so done he must retire

Ferguson vs gaethje

Who wins?

Cowboy is a can but Gaethje looked great

hes actually learned from gettting his ass kicked

This, that ref is a complete retard

Why the fuck was cowboy complaining that was a late stoppage if anything

so next is tony, then justin then retire at 30-0

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hardest hitting p4p in ufc

this is a joke, right? If Gaethje didn't slow up, knowing it was over, Cowboy is still asleep.

>get in car
>see this

wat do

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youtube.com/watch?v=3_Y5dRMGWdY

cowboy is flushed

Conor will not fight basethje

Get beat up by your friend

If the fighter likes to backup or counter strike then pick donald cerrone

if the fighter has any sort of stand and bang mentality or will chase him down pick that fighter.

it's literally that easy.

Cowboy needs to fights cans only from now on if he wishes to continue fighting

That was unironically a good stoppage

this
>one says early
>one says late
ref fucked either way

why is this can starting to win again

BASED GAETHJE

the only unbased thin about him is his manager muzzie the terrorist snitch

TMNT FAN

>cowboy is kill
Fuck boys, this is looking like an end of an era

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Looks like shit will never be a top contender

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Gaethje heems khabib first round EASILY

>get out my car before i call stipe on you

>you gotta watch your language son
lmao

>beat the absolute shit out of each other
>but don't swear

Because his brain was still rattling around inside his head.

oh god that cte

COWBOY AND GAETHJE CONFIRMED HOMO BANGING AFTER THE FIGHT

Cerrone sounds CTE'd as fuck

this boy is an angel

>cowboy lingering about
This is cringe

Sad on multiple levels

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cowboy is so concussed lol

Cerrone is punch drunk

>still wanted to fight
yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"Im having fun with you tonight"

Gaethje HEEMS Stipe

3 1st round KOs as a LW. Based Gaethje.

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Gaycheese unironically heems khabib

>i'm gonna have some fun with you tonight

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fight of the year they said
greatest fight of all time they said
lmao

"hey francis"

>cowboy making it about himself

sometimes my justbleed just gets out man

>You gotta watch your language son

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That was the gayest thing ever

cerrone is so flushed it turned him gay

Cerrone is a spotlight stealer.

cant talk about 420 blaze it

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Guys Gaethje can beat Ferguson.

ARE THESE TWO GUYS FUCKING EACH OTHER UP THE BUTTBUTTS?

Run out of gas after 5 minutes

cowboy fucking sucks

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Cerrone is based

Cowboy jumping the shark

Donald is fucked for life. lmao. This wasn't even a fight.

based

Justin gonna murder Kabob

Cockbutt Cerweiney is completely flushed

gaycheese sucks against anybody with decent hands
out jabbing al proves khabib would smash gaycheese

Is Cerrone drunk as well as unconscious?

looks like he is setting a screen lmao

Cowboy trying to save his image is pathetic as hell

Gaethje heems Khabib

One last run at the strap, brother

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drive him straight to my wife

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Literally brokeback mountain

Jesus thank you Justin didn't land any more punches Cowboy is already retarded

>two unanswered strikes
>has time to look up at ref and say "what the fuck are you doing"

Sure.

Nigmore the destroyer

GAETHJE LOOKS SHOOK!

Come on m8, I like bangers too. I don't want to see Cowboy eating through a straw this early.

These

Kebab is never getting past Tony.

>a million people in the stadium

so when can we admit cowboy is perma flushed?

Cowboy looks really drained at 155 here

Gaethje's power is crazy. 3 straight 1st round KO's
wtf bros, and it's against good competition.

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Holy shit Conor btfo lmao

Cowboy trying to save face and play off Gaethje being a good sport. what a loser,

>the irishman's retired
Gooby fans BTFO

because he has dementia now.

He is the only one capable stopping Tony. But I'd still only give him 40%

Gentlemen...to /box/!

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UFC still O B S E S S E D with Conor

lol I'm at work, hit return and see that cerrone already got heemed

All Gaycheese's gotta do is the get out of Khabib grapples which he's already good at.

SHOTS FIRED

CONOR BTFO

wew that was gay as fuck

BASED GAETHJE SPOILING THE SCRIPT, TONY VS KHABIB IS HAPPENING

Classiest post fight interview EVER.

GOOBY ABSOLUTELY BTFO

Conor unironically heems anyone not named Khabib, people have such short memories.

Lmao Tony would literally dismember this kid live on TV

>Ferguson Gaethje is a possibility
Is LW the greatest division ever?

Conor you retired cunt

post webm

absolute based Gaethje
give him that "russian" kebab sheep fucker

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GOOBY SEETHING

He is the hardest puncher p4p. Confirmed by UFC research institute

i agree, but probably would omit Vick from that list

wonder who's right, the one who just got knocked the fuck out or the other guy

cerrone can afford to lose, still a UFC icon and he did a brilliant job of talking up his opposition and passing the torch. absolute professional and based cowdad.

>diaz

turned it off the moment he started complaining and from what you guys are saying i made the right call

COOONNNNORRRRRR COME OUT TO PLAYYYYY

Now that just warms my heart. Pals fighting. Just doing their job.

>and the nig
wdhmbt

Go fuck your mother you chimpanzee. Lol.

based

Based Justin not trying to jump the que.
I hate delusional fighters trying to call out a title fight when everyone knows they arent the top contender

gaycheese would demolish conor's legs and wrestle fuck him to a living death

khabib wil maul tony
gaethje fights conor and loses to conor
conor vs khabib 2

>Cazzies and newfags getting pissed at Cowboy
Yikes.

Cerrone is such a fag, gets heemed furiously, complains to the ref then come in to steal the spotlight, fuck him.

gaethje(pbuh) will end the khabib meme
inshallah

khabib can jab his face off all night

Ironically that was the best callout of Conor he could of done.

Different division.

this, Cowboy did the business and put the young talent over absolute class

But the question is, what's P3 energy snacks gonna do now that their poster boy is flushed?

conor heems him stiff,tbqh

it always has been

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You have 5 seconds to convince me that Justin can beat Khabib

cringe as fuck. he should have hung it up a long time ago. and he tried to usurp the win by stealing the mic. what a fag.

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us pardners don't get mad when Nate Diaz has an American flag

Gaethje heems Tony at this point

atm yes

>anyone not named Khabib
Conor wins the rematch easily

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Conor BTFO

cerrone is a fun journeyman. that’s all he needs to be

No really, its CONOR who has crazy knockout power. LOL.

All you Tony dicksuckers are fucking delusional.

Conor is garbage, get over it fag.

CERRONE WINS THE REMATCH

gaycheese would get ko'd in 1 minute.

Geathje heems Canor in the 1st that's not even a fight

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IT'S THE SAUCE
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They are really pushing this Conor fight

Tony vs Khabib
Gaethje vs Goober
Back to back on the same card

Pretty funny that muh "white" russians are all fucking washed up cans that get destroyed by black dudes every time they fight. Fuck off

gaycheese is based
simple as

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whole lot of m*slims in this thread

kek i love these bj shops

I could go the rest of my life without seeing Conor fight again.

It seems like Cowboy lost in a similar fashion to Till, Masvidal and Gaethje
Gets caught by big shots through the 1st before it just lands flush

damn bro thats fucked

Khabitch fans SEETHING realizing that there are two guys who can beat their fat muslim fighter. KEEP CRYING

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Based

I am officially retiring from submitting picks. I just don't have what it takes anymore

Speak for yourself spic lover. Also browns pretty much never do that it’s understood the only people who don’t hyphenate something-American are whites.

Gaycheese beats tony.

he got ko'd by conor's scraps

kek get their asses

holy shit that's the greatest card of all time

inb4 goob tweets something vague about not being retired

MAN I HATE THE UFC

they stopped interviewing fighters that were heemed but cowboy and DC get special treatment.

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Do NOT mock the Prodigy

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Conors too much of a pussy to fight Gaethje, he knows theres a chance he gets put to sleep and he'd never hear the end of it. Conors turning into a faggot little cherry picker like GSP.

Tony held his family hostage and is a literal nutjob.

Why so defensive about something you have no clue about?

Based blond man couldn't even see where the steps are but fought in the octagon

Khabib retires soon he is literally shaking thinking about El cucoy

I honestly think the UFC is struggling to figure out what to do with him

he smesh old tony and the justin
you know this brothers
alhamdulilah

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COWBOY GIVES UP AND PRETENDS LIKE HE DIDNT
>COWBOY GIVES UP AND PRETENDS LIKE HE DIDNT
COWBOY GIVES UP AND PRETENDS LIKE HE DIDNT
>COWBOY GIVES UP AND PRETENDS LIKE HE DIDNT
COWBOY GIVES UP AND PRETENDS LIKE HE DIDNT
>COWBOY GIVES UP AND PRETENDS LIKE HE DIDNT
COWBOY GIVES UP AND PRETENDS LIKE HE DIDNT
>COWBOY GIVES UP AND PRETENDS LIKE HE DIDNT
COWBOY GIVES UP AND PRETENDS LIKE HE DIDNT
>COWBOY GIVES UP AND PRETENDS LIKE HE DIDNT
COWBOY GIVES UP AND PRETENDS LIKE HE DIDNT
>COWBOY GIVES UP AND PRETENDS LIKE HE DIDNT
COWBOY GIVES UP AND PRETENDS LIKE HE DIDNT
>COWBOY GIVES UP AND PRETENDS LIKE HE DIDNT

you ever just feel up your own balls and give it a sniff? do women do this to their vag?

lads imagine a justin gaycheese/mcgregor co-main to a fergunson/khabib main

OMFG :DDD

Conor is literally the only motherfucker out there with enough dynamite in his hands to take out khabib before he shoots. Didn't work out last time. It will the next.

>Gooby
>not doing a main event
He will never, especially now that he's seen Diaz/Masvidal having a main event

well at least you'll always have the labor party

you don't know shit bitch nigga

TIME TO GO SEE MY BOY TYSON "NAME (((THEM)))" FURY HEEM PUSSY SWEDISH KEK

youtube.com/watch?v=exDkugn3PgU

>racist tumblr
now i saw everything

based henry and based ali

Are dagestanis and Chechens the most inbred people in the world? Better fighters Russians but ugliest people in the world by far

maybe you guys should just stop?

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Because Russian is both a "passport nationality" and a real ethnic group while American is just a passport nationality. So while those guys may he Russian citizens, they are not ethnic Russians. But if you're an American citizen (like Diaz) then you're an American, simple as.

GSPee earned that right though

Goddamn (((UFC))) cutting off Justin

These 2 black sisters are disgusting

Post body

Don't respond to my posts if you're from a 3rd world country, I won't read them.

They didn't interview cowboy his concussed ass just walked over there and started rambling

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Wake up, Khabib.

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He and Diaz need a 3 or he's a faggot

why? Hope that wasn't rent

i know gaycheese sucks

TYSON FURY TIME

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I like Gaethje a lot but he is a good matchup for Conor
He likes to brawl a lot, Conor's pretty accurate and has good power

this is why he's based

this bug needs to gtfo of america

That was a tasty heem though.

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You guys told me Cerrone could win that :(
I knew I would stay up and regret it because Cerrone was getting slept.

go back to cotton field and never speak to a white man without a permission

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So freaking based.

this isn't 2016 Conor is washed

Nah fuck that, Tony first

Why do you care what Russians think about their fighters?

Blast COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

*wins the trilogy*

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>forgetting about Tony already
what's even the point

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Chink gets something right

Ngannou heems Kebab in the 3rd round.

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>usurp the win
>says one thing and leaves the octagon, not even having his own interview

>Brain damaged /heem/lets thinking Conor wouldn't utterly paste this competition

Absolute joke. These are the new, top-tier fighters? KO'd in one round? Jesus Christ. Us UFC boomers remember the days of Diaz and Alvarez. Fuck, I feel old.

God, this gook is so cringe with this spotlight chasing.

this fuck Y*ng

Fuck off chink cunt, that's Tony's fight even Gaethje said so.

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how many bongos for fury?

So proud of Poirier.

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$2,000

Shit bait Jew boy

pretty sure people were more in favour of Gaethje winning this

This guy's famous so I care what he says

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It's Andrew Yang who cares what he thinks hahahaha

Fucking new fag real OGs remember hdnet fights Alvarez vs hanson

that’s gross, no. you don’t touch that shit unless you’re jacking off

You have to be boomer and senile to be the President of the USA though

>NO YOU CANT TWEET LIKE THAT WHAT ARE YOU DOING

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Reminder if you thought Cowcan had a 1% chance of winning you are retarded

all I know is hw and lhw suck ball

I do this and I've caught my wife doing the ol' scratch and sniff too. I tried to tease her and give her shit but she just owned it and started licking her fingers.

based yang letting him feed khabib so tony can beat him before the 30-0

Everyone was saying that he would get slept because he crumbles to pressure and cant box

>gets smoked by khabib after 3 rounds (even less than conor)

Gaychee is literally the perfect match up for Conor.

Socialists out please.
Canada is fucked cause of them.

Damn megan olivi is so hot

>Alvarez
>"The old days"
Heem yourself my dude

I'm retareded huheuheuhaudhausgfkuasflshdlf

He had an incredible run, don't think people really realise

Have a hemorrhoid lad. Weird feeling to have that "there's something in my butt" feeling constantly 24/7.

The jew is here, time to go to bed.

Cowboy hit his ceiling. I love the dude but he has reached his max potential. Happens to a lot of fighters. He just isn't good enough to get past the top 5 or 6 fighters.

Now I'm depressed, us powerlets have nothing in life.

boxing is so stale

Canada is fucked because of neoliberals austerity and corporate trade fuckery.

mate it was such obvious bait how did you still get reeled in

are you ok

how much money did the winner get

This was cerrone’s 4th fight in 2019, he had 3 in 2018 ; he should take a break

beat the fuck out of gaycheese
give gaycheese the winner of al/hooker so he can get killed again

>Damn megan olivi is so hot
Hot if you're a virgin who has never gotten laid. She's a dime a dozen. But in AmeriKKKa I guess any woman who's under 120 kg is considered hot.

>dynamite
>pretending old dude at the bar didn't eat it like a tic tac

Goddamn Nu-Boomers. I remember him from Bodog when they would literally fight outdoors in malaria ridden countries.

...

so is all this wrestling

I think you’d be surprised

Watch him heem 2 nobodies and see everyone get hyped up again.

i had one of those earlier in the year, thought i had fucking cancer when i wiped and saw blood. But then the Doctor immediately told me that if it was on the paper it's definitely not. Then told me to drop my draws and bend over.. felt violated.

No one cares when he goes out like a complete bitch and shows more fight against a teammate picking against him in the presser

I don't know how I fell for that I'll heem myself because I apparently have cte

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can't believe i'm going to watch pillowtap but it's at a convenient time

post the fukken webm you pieces of shit gay homo faggots

why didn't you stream it, bro?

>implying boxers mandatory hugging for 1 min of every round isn't considered "wrestling"

Give Gaycheese Al to prove his worth in the striking. Otherwise we may be sending another lamb for sacrifice against Khabib again.

barely hanging

I find Fury endearing

hes seems like hed be fun

Nope ;3

your gayness is showing again

Yup. Guilty.

It's not a bait it's a fact, if you have American citizenship you're American. I'm not saying they should give them out like candy to every non-white, but that is unfortunately just the way it is. American (or Canadian) is not it's own ethnicity, but Russian is. Simple difference

thought he would at least make it interesting instead of getting tee'd off on until a first round finish

you're good man

wow the guy cowboy fucking humiliated what a test!

Some bitch ass nobody named Jamie Toney choked the life out of Tony. How do you retards think he can last more than 2 rounds with khabib? Delusional retards.

^Try harder

well how nice of you good sir
will be lookingth forward for the fury fight

cowboy also beat alvarez
al like alvarez will smash gaycheese pressure style
styles make fights

you went to the "doctor" when you could have saved the queen a dime and used a "mirror"

No he cant , lol, Gaethje would cripple him.

Have fun my guy, I might tune in too

gaycheese has won all his fights in ufc with his stupid sloppy brawling punches against boxlets
he has lost to anybody with decent hands
his kicks have done nothing

>GAYJE WILL KO CONOR HURR

Except gaethje got finished by Dustin and Eddy who both got knocked the fuck out by Conor in a round. MMA fans are the most gullible sheep brained fans in all of sports.

you can't pussy out now anymore. isnt it one fight away?

He is pillowfisted. He landed 43 clean full power shots on Alvarez button and still didnt sleep him.

Most ovetrated "knockout" artist ever.

Why do these monkeys talk about things they know nothing about?

It's now, right? If it's one after this I'm probably not going to bother.
I'm not really into Boxing anyway, and as far as I'm aware Fury's going to walk this anyway

Evidence of Conor having "good power".

Gathje brawling would lead to Conor sleeping. Especially since hes fighting smart now.

Imagine being this desperate for attention

I'm seeing some Mexican stuff on my stream so.. It's a delay

Not done, just hit his ceiling.

Gaethje and Conor have a common opponent in Alvarez

Nah you're right, Fury's not now. Who can be bothered then. Might just head to sleep

His brain sure as fuck cannot afford it.

>Why yes I root for Ali Abdelaziz's fighters, how could you tell?

>Evidence of Conor having "good power".
18 Knockouts

nighty night

>nothing could ever go different in a rematch

You absolute monkeyturd. How the fuck do you keep topping yourself EVERY SINGLE TIME. I'm impressed.

So? Co or is a bitch. MMAth doesnt work.

You know I'd rip your teyticles out and stick a rat in your bleeding wound for your endless stupidity, right?

You spawn of rats.

calm down

Lol. This fucking turbocasual.

> but but but Wikipedia :'(

You incestbaby, dont ever pull the "TKOs are knockouts" baloney ever again. He didnt knock a SINGLE GUY in the UFC out. NOT A SINGLE ONE.

Except for Aldo.

18 knockouts, go to bed you deranged invalid

Show me. Right now. Show me a knockout of Conor McGregor. Nane an opponent that he knocked out.

Lol you whoreson of whores.

Tko =/= ko

Ko=anthony johnson

Tko=concha

You filthy ass monkey. I'd slit in your mouth in front of your family. What would you do?