OFFICIAL UFC VANCOUVER GAMETHREAD #4

I wanna get out of bed and go grab a snack but I'm soooooooooo comfty right now :3

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made my nachos lads, very excited

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soon
Also, Colby kos Romero in the 5th

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MVP has better wrestling than this guy

need a breakdown on the rules

Not cool bro just watch the fights

how will uriah blow this one I wonder

Can't wait for Glover, he's a legend.

HE BLEW HIS NOSE
IT'S FUCKING OVER

Pooriah Urinalstall

>Pooface

yes lel

10-9 Hall

Judges haven't been rewarding stalling

>do not blow out your nose
>WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT BLOW OUT YOUR NOSE

Why does blowing your nose fuck you up when you get hit there?

>bend your knees more

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Does Megan Olivi poop?

>whatever you do don't blow out your nose
>blows nose
Chad move

Are you high?

I WANNA COOOOOOM

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airway is blocked so it just pushes all the blood up into your sinuses around the eyes

ESPN was a mistake for the UFC

>shoeface
Best name in mma

Met Cowboy with the gf a while back, really nice dude.

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excessively

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at least once a day. Her fiber intake is on point

Hall is such a turbo can

yes but its just super efficient odorless cylinders

I want to watch her poop in between fights

are there any Zingano nudes out there or is she real careful about that sort of thing?

His name is shoe face? Are his parents retarded or something?

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They're Brazilian

Yes (in my mouth)

congrats bro your gf is cute

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Anyone know any streams where i can watch this shit?

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CHINNY

>lets him up
wew

>Blow Job Jitsu in 2019
This is the age of the roided up black man. The age of BJJ is over.

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>Letting him up

Hall...

Where are all the pooriah posters now?

>the devil's in your ear
>get him out oof your ear!
??????

Hall BAKA

>The devil's in your ears!!!
What did he mean by this

>get back up!
>immediately gets put against the cage and allows the other guy to recover
lmao

fuck this wall stall

he doesn’t want to risk giving him his arm. uriah does stupid shit sometimes but that one kind of made sense

leave tripple cringe alone

If this was literally anyone with decent striking and not some bum bjj hue this nog would be sent to the shadow realm by now

I thought Shoeface could be champ.

20-18 hall

Hall looking better tonight

>you’re gonna puss out due to your emotional issues, don’t puss out

>that replay
holy shit

ESPN saved their fucking asses

That's true.
The way he did it was fucking based though.
Almost turned his back on him

>that slow mo
Nasty!

uriah fuck sucks man, shoeface lost to an old man on one leg. how long can you live on one meme kick tko on uf and a fluke against mousasi?

>that slow mo

KINO

the crackstreams chat lmao

GADOOOOOOSH

JUST
BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

this is the type of retarded shit only britbongs would come up with

post the webmd

Aw shit

webm of that slow mo NOW

some1 have the replay recorded, missed it

>bet on uriah
>he loses
>bet on his opponents
>he comes out like a monster

II'm serious
Carlos didn't do much damage, judges have been evaluating damage all night, not control
Unless this fight has different judges

need a webm of that bloody gadoosh

Hate this nigger can Hall but I hate rouce gracie wannabe, BJJ merchants even more.

That jab they just showed on replay

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we /pol/ now

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BAW GAWD ITS A SLOBBERKNOCKER, KING!

this i don't think people realize how in trouble ufc was and probably still is after they decided to do some retard performance institutes

The judges better not give this to pooface, dudes doing fuck all when grappling and uriah is fucking him with that jab

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Too smart for a Miesha spread, unfortunately

cara de sapato? more like cara de luva

Borrachinha flushed him

very nice takedown 2bh

that takedown and wrap was very clean

sportsurge.net/#/streamlist/399

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FUCK THIS SEMEN SLURPING """sport"""

>forgot there was a card till just now

Did I miss anything?

these judges hate grappling. even if uriah loses the third i think he has it

No they didn't. ESPN overpaid by a large margin and now overproduce the shit out of the ufc as well as the super jew move of forcing you to pay for their monthly streaming service just for the privilege to pay them for PPV events.

schoob looks like he forgot his epipen

gay ass bjj

CAN POORIAH UNFLUSH HIMSELF HERE

The gay faggot keeps getting him to the ground

solves mma

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This fight is gay. Have this.

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what a chess game!

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Cara de Sapato is such a can kek

COME ON NIGGER FLUSH THIS BJJ MERCHANT

The first successful front flip counter to being backpacked

good post

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second round was kind of spicy. if this ends with a three minute hug i’m gonna be mad

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I'm gay now

Based canada kek

gayest crowd

Shamrock vs Liddell was easily FOTY

kinda cute goblina

emaciated ronda was so cute

DC is dumb, McCarthy once stood someone up when they were in full mount cause he wasn't doing anything

STAND THEM UP
STAND THEM UP
STAND THEM UP
STAND THEM UP
STAND THEM UP

>as the super jew move of forcing you to pay for their monthly streaming service just for the privilege to pay them for PPV events.
You mean like when PPV was on cable/satellite and you had to pay for cable/satellite?

Whats it like being so fucking stupid and worthless? It must really suck. Glad I'm not you.

>BJJ master has opponent is most dominant position in his sport
>Is completely nullified by a kickboxer

>wrestlefucker defending wrestlefucking

I thought Canada was polite?

wrestlefag ruins another potential great fight

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10-8.
This decision needs to go to Shoeface.

30-27 Hall

She looked like she just wanted to cuddle and needed a hug.
And food.

Ban all BJJ memers from this shit semen slurping sport

Uriah won the first and second

that jaw line could produce and amazing son

Great fight if you like watching men have gay sex

5 MINUTE hug lel

is that a vice news reporter?

Cosigned

Don't like seeing Uriah Hall and Michael Johnson getting heemed. Poor nigs

you thought this why

imagine the taste of her brapwater

I hate to see people stood up too early but if it's a fucking minute and the guy can't progress, fuck off and stand'em up. BJJ Fag did NOTHING.

shoe face more like poo face hehe

I think Shoeface won that, problem with round scoring instead of damage.

he stood up roy nelson from the crucifix on arlovski

>spooning a man for a whole round can win you a fight
fuck this gay earth

Easy 29-28 for hall, shut up about close first round DC

Nissan: for when you're too poor for even a honda

She's unironically unattractive.

IMPROVE YOUR POSITION

shame about the face and fake tits and stubby toddler body

10-8 without an attempted sub?

webm of that?

You should lose points for grappling

Prove me wrong

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What's with all these homophobes? I swear these bigots have become so entitled since trump got in.

That's not how 10-8's work

>now

C'mon judges flush this gay ass bjj can

Now you have to pay for internet then espn plus then ppv so yes you kikes are getting more see through idiot

DC is a faggot

>get back position
>do literally fucking nothing the entire round

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You guys act like the judges havent already proven they are pro-striker.

>Cowboy always had a buzzcut
>Now his hairline is receding he grows it out
classic

How the fuck do you have him winning? No damage to Uriah at all in the first or second. He won the third, but Uriah won 1&2

The first two rounds were good.
N I G G E R
I
G
G
E
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Shoes are the most powerful face in the world

Nissan: We'll give you a loan even if you've never had a job or documentation of existing

BASED JUDGES AGAAAAAAIN

HE'S OUT HE'S OUT

nigger lost

>35 significant strikes

lol

Uriah actually won

Who /justexisting/ here?

I was gay then, but I'm gay now too

Fuck back hugging jungle niggers, God that last round is time I can't get back.

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>hall didn;t think he would win
lmao me too

YES

JUSTICE

These judges are alright

R O B B E D

O

B

B

E

D

I literally can't

WTF I LOVE LEAVES NOW

rip picks

>stubby toddler body

the fuck mate

>GETTING spooned forcibly by another man like a faggot bitch should win you the round
Fuck of you homo.

THE MOST BASED SET OF JUDGES TO EVER EXIST

STALLSHITTERS ETERNALLY BTFO AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!

Based judges

beetiful toes i kith

FREE AT LAST

Good call. Good fight.

Based judges

How is this a split, otherwise pretty based judges

Hey guys I have an epic new solution to all the wrestle fucking: train take down defense AND STOP GETTING TAKEN DOWN STUPID SEETHING STRIKING FAGS. I hate wrestle fucking as much as anything but Jesus these guys just let themselves get pinned then taken down.

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no. he did nothing, specially as a bjjmeme master against a kickboxer in the worse position possible

>get backpacked for half the fight
>Win

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3/5 picks - CHECK

>Judge had the bum ass bjj bum winning
Holy shit

Wanna watch the fights? We're watching the fights
Https://bongstream.live/ufc

Hall won that fight no contest

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WOOOOOOO MY PIIIIIIIICKS

LIPSTICK LINUS RIDES AGAAAAAAIIIN!

BASED JUDGES

>0/6

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ROBBED

last round was a 10-8 to mr shoes

Fucking based judges BTFOing boring grappling

I like grappling but if you're just gonna waste people's money by holding position for easy round wins you deserve to get cut

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should be a draw desu

Cause in the 1st round the damage was done by a jab, didn't think one jab would steal shoeface taking his back.

fucking leafs nigger lovers

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first criteria for scoring is damage idiot.
Masividal won against Maia too by the way

2/2 so far bois I'm going all the way this time

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HALL SPEECH TIME

GET THESE JUDGES FOR EVERY CARD

need a replay of their faces when it was called

Everybody?

masvidal got beat the fuck down

Thank you based british colombia athletic commission

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This. Brazilians stay in the favelas you are boring

Fucking lmao. The rules in this "sport" are so arbitrary

The fight that ended racism
Those white girls cheering on him...BASED

>he's like the dad i wish i never had
what did he mean by this? what goes on in that gym?

considering the flag he has chosen, he doesnt sound jamaican

For me it's still Pig Honda

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23 seconds wins you a fight
this shit is gay as fuck and must be fixed

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based uriah

These judges are based

>"He is like the dad I wish I never had"

>calls out Pissrael

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BASED URIAH
END ADEMEMEYA'S BUM LIFE

Welcome to the club, brother.

>calling out memesanya

I'M COOMIN

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IM COMING

What i gathered from this speech is that uriah wants to fuck israel

hnnnng

How do you rate Pig Paige?

BASED URIAH SPOILING THE SCRIPT

BET THE HOUSE ON ADESANYA BOYS

Masvidal did zero damage.

Uriah Hall literally does not have what it takes togo after Israel rn.

>I'm cooming
I kekked

>calling out stylebender
are you still happy this can got a W?

>10 minutes of control time
>Can't finish the fight

Was he really in control?

SPICY HUE FIGHTING NEXT

im cooming

Yes it does. Shoeface literally just stalled, no attempted submissions at all.

Hall heems Gastebum in the rematch

what a shit show
thank God Paulo exists

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Ah a fellow patrician I see

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judges are on that canadian mountie crack rock

once the membender gets blasted by whittaker Hall can flush him

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"I almost said the bad word"

Based coomer

Striking wins again ahahaha

based judges, fuck one dimensional bjj merchants

he almost beat costa who beat romero who lost to whittaker who will beat adesanya

the absolute state of everyone who doubted my boy hall

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Fucking jobber fight, let's hope the next one can redeem this

>I dont know why I'm so scared
This dude just needs to believe in himself.

just got home, hey frens

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Calling out Adessanha lol

holy shit
moar

nigger?

its a fight, not a hug contest, you are supposed to fight somehow

>Based Grandpa Hue in Hall's corner
No wonder he pulled it off

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This Tristan nigga finna bout to get dabbed on

And fuck the fags and not cursing. It's a fight you stupid niggers.

MICHEL UP NEXT HERE WE GO HOLY SHIT

Even in Gladiatorial times, the winner was cheered for no matter what.

Let's just be honest here. This was judged based purely on who did the least amount of nothing. Should barelycall this a win

Based meme fighter incoming

Abrazar durante 10 minutos gana peleas acaso?

cara de zapado no hizo una mierda. espero que lo echen.

WELTERWEIGHT GOAT UP NEXT BOYS

>Laying on someone for 10 minutes means you win
Fuck off wresltefag, we want HEEMs not faggot humping

these cards are garbage

gay

stand and bang

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>bobby flushes adesanya
>Hall sends him into irrelevancy and possibly retirement

You watching fights or porn bro?

"The dad I wished I never had"

Ok I need to take a bong hit for this next fight

Johnny Walker Jr?

Fucking based card right now. You lads have my dying with some of your posts.

...

ITS TIME FOR BASED DEMOLIDOR

Glasses wearing beta Bjj nerds BTFO.

>almost beat Costa

So, lost to Costa.

I tried to load this on ps4 and it brought up an uncloseable "sign up for 4k viewing" ad over the video.

Oh shit I picked half this card blind, didn’t even realize it was ultramemeer pereira. I just picked Tristan because I thought he would have nerd rage over getting picked on for his name

Wat

He got fucked up wtf are u talking

Judges don't always work that way thankfully.

I am done betting on uriah hall fights. it literally goes the opposite of my bet every single time

Colby isn't on this card

6 trash cards like never before in a row until 244

Michelle is a girl's name

go watch kickboxing, tard.

LMAO this leaf looks like a fucking NERD!

This has actually been a pretty good card desu

how are my fellow gambling addicts making out tonight?

How do I get a gf like this?

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ugly paddy's going to get heemed stiff

t.crotchsniffer
>w-why can't you lay on someone for 10 minutes without doing anything and win
>absolute state of (you)

Well you are on a PS4.. Normal people have a mouse and keyboard and you use the mouse to click that X

why is the rabbinist Winona Horowitz wearing a crucifix?
Was this part of her Winona "Ryder" larp?

>t. Faggot who doesnt even grapple
Your BJJ coach would think you are an utter faggot for stalling also

The UFC should feed only bums to exciting fighters until they get a totle shot to build his hype and highlights reel

Prove me wrong

Why are they allowing scrubs on their first ufc fight appear on the main card? Are they that desperate for fighters

Actually didnt bet on any fights and I think I'm enjoying the fights more as a result.

Based BrapHogda

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Now this is a hue I can support, no fucking bjj faghumping the entire fight

that looks so fucking stinky.

Put a cheeky tenner on Fury to lose

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By being black

The future looks so bright. Im so glad boomers sold out literally everything for burritos and cheap vacations.

If he did something with those 10 minutes of control time he would have won the fight. He didn't even try to advance the position.

This guy looks like a featherweight

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oh great another fake meme fenian

Shut up faggot. Go hump a pillow, I mean "wrestle"

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Go watch gay porn faggot

perreira wins by backflip headkick from the top of the cage

A fighter should have 60 seconds to improve his position, or make a legitimate attempt at a submission or they take a point from him

Based Pride rules.

>he trains programmers in BJJ
Wow I'm sure this will be good....

on God, Michel is gonna dab on this nerd leaf

why would you do this
he's fighting a boxer, you should have put it on late stoppage at 6-1

He's here to job to the other guy and eat a heem for us.

Settle down Tyrone.
>go out
>meet based qt
>talk to based qt
>go home with based qt
>have sex with based qt
>get to know the based qt better
>go out on more dates
>become steady and bf/gf
You got this bro.

Im half black and have a huge dick

...

White guy looks like a bum

based soundtrack, name of it?

BASED

Sick

Thanks for filling in for Ausbro

> he gave away his grandmother's prized crucifix to a rabbinist who spit on it when he wasn't looking
nice going, moron

>cant understand everyone trains takedown defense
>cant understand that people have different skill levels
>cant understand shoeface was less skilled standing up so he used grappling which he is more skilled in
>HERES MY FULL PROOF SOLUTION TO STOPPING A TAKEDOWN GUISE!

based hue with the shitty funk walkout

This guy is a sacrifice for Pereira to hype up Pereira even more

this girl looks so much like a girl I hooked up with but didn't fuccd

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30 seconds without an attempt to improve your position or secure a submission, you get stood up

This is an American, Christian Japanimation board, please speak English like our lord and savior Jesus Christ.

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wow periera is absolutely based

Permaheem

BASED

yeah what was the name of that song

Fuck I hope this attention whore gets heemed

time for memes

Based Brazilian Tye Dillinger

this guy is a faggot lmao

Based HUEzilian saving this shit card in the walk in.

wtf is going on

This is all just shit and pointless without Conor.

Fucking admit it.

you literally do not
to be fair I'd rather have a solid seven girl that isn't a complete cunt/slag than a 10/10 nightmare

Glad someone wemb’d this - thanks user

Can't wait for this cocky mfer to get starched

ATHLETIC AS FUCK

Unironically true

Ido's evil twin

HES OUT! HES OUT! STOP THE FIGHT!

I wish he had broken his neck desu

seething /heem/tards don't belong in game threads, too sensitive.

I love this guy. Shame he missed weight.

don't think you understand what hook up means

Girls worth dating won’t fuck you unless you know each other well

Based

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>nerd beta leaf literally clapping for chad favelado
this gunna be good

>Corner dance number
kek

get good, caz

>essentially a 185er fighting a 155er

wew lads

I HATE FUN MAKE IT STOP

lmao wth is this?

>170
so 200lbs

lmao

For you

Based wasted energy

>black on black violence
I'm cool with it

Gaethje is a 3-2 jobber who has only beaten bums and got smoked by real competition

That said, Cerrone is a bum, and flushed at lightweight

If theres still time, bet the farm on Gaethje

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not in current year

Didn't knew it meant fucking, thx for the heads up

You’re about to be disappointed.

LETS GO PERERIA
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SPICE INCOMING NO MATTER WHAT

literally who?

Whats the line on this fight? Is the leaf +400?

He’s fighting a 155er?

Jesus

this canuck gonna get raped

Half true, this is also half true:

Go to places BrapHawgs like to herd up at

He doubled his significant strikes and was more effective in striking. Shoeface got takedowns but he wasn't effective on the ground. If Shoeface hadn't focused only on submissions and instead had just tried some GnP on Hall he probably could have gotten the decision.

>23-9
>already flushed at 25
>one of the top prospects in the UFC
You can't choose #3 if you picked either of the first two.

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Connelly looks like a can

imagine being a 33 year old white dyel and you see a 25 year old brazilian mad man doing backflips into the octagon

I would be shitting myself desu lads

Who?

Where are we at, bros? How long till the main event?

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Brunette girl thinking:
>mmmmm she tastes like bacon

>misses weight
>still dances and does flips

what a chad

haha time for memes

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This white boy has a head like a fucking orange.

GADOOOSH

this nerd finna boutta get dabbed on

Trump supporters are uneducated shitbags that vote against their own economic interests

HE'S DABBING ON HIM

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LMAO THIS GUY

this white boi gun die

Based BR gassing himself before the fight

GASSED ALREADY

Pereira probably has 15 pounds on the canadian

giganate would unironically be hw champ

>get called out as a homosexual grappling fiend
>y-youre just seething
Go cry into your boyfriends shoulders faggot

500 years ago this guy would be an aborigine war legend.
Imagine how scared this no name Canadian is right now holy fuck

if you could hit the back of the head he would have heemed him from back mount in round 1.

I actually have a weird feeling this doughy mick will grapplefuck him

This guy begins a fight like a tekken character

>teleports behind you

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LOL

Pereira is fucking awesome but meme kickers tend to fade bad after the halfway mark, he could lose to somebody worse if they manage to survive

I want both to lose

TIME FOR MEMES

Wewew

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HAHAHAHHA

MEME FIGHT

FUCKING KEK

>gassing yourself in the first 2 minutes with retarded shit

aaaand gassed

OH NO NO
LOOK AT THE SIZE DIFFERENCE
WHAT A NIGHTMARE

i'm gonna make sure you ride this seethe long and hard, cow poke.

these guys look in different weight classes

Tf is this shit

ALREADY GASSED

BOYS WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

gassed retard low IQ chad

vs

high IQ nerdy canadian

Absolute meme fighter

Holy shit has there ever been a more meme first 30 secs than this

this fight better be fire

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>canadian "fighters"

WOW HES FAST

DAYUM THIS IS WILD
Watch him lose though lmfao

gonna need webm on that

HAHAHAHAHAHA MY SIDES

holy shit lmaoo

>this meme shit

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leaf has some bollocks on him

He has a lot of losses that way.

lel he's rocked

This leaf is a fucking SCRUB

Connelly showing grit

Based as fuck

cant believe they put some random pale guy in there with this memer

based meme fighter fucking up this generic white boy

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS FUCKING MEME FIGHTER

ill try spinning that's a good trick

bet you her tits were perfectly fine before she bolted some on.

Pereira is the G2 of mma

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Pereira is a video game character kek

Big guy is an absolute madman

*watches drunken master once*

>when you buttonmash in a fighting game

is this WWE??????

COME ON CONNELLY

Super high MPS fight 2bqhfam

THIS IS HAPPENING

WE WERE ALL HERE FOR THIS FIGHT

wtf if that landed right into his stomach, will he die?

THE DUMBEST FIGHTER OF ALL TIME IS A BRAZILLIAN

webm of the beginning pls

he went full fight of the night prize mode

LMAO

this dude pressing all the buttons

SPICEY

I fucking love this guy

This dude could lose his next 10 fights they'd still keep him.

JUST WATCH THIS NIGGA LOSE LMAO

>MEMEIRA

This guy fights like you're playing UFC and don't know the controls yet

>Tough guy brazilian cheats to come in even bigger than his already tiny dwarf opponent

I think I have a new favorite fighter.

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>100% meme shit

Based Connelly with the sudden takedown from full guard

he's overweight so he can't get any bonus

BEST FIGHT I HAVE EVER SEEN

Does this hue train with Johnny Walker?

kek if this fucking huemonkey gets heemed by this midget

Were just gonna have to webm the whole fight at this point

*flips*

lmao dude just miss weight and have extra cardio for meme shit

AT LEAST HE DOESNT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT CTE

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DRUNKEN BOXING

>le 26 year old prospect

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lmao these dudes are so tired

STYLES MAKE FIGHTS

Gassed

Fucking gassing himself out. WRONG CORNER>

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH ABSOLUTE MEMES

10-0 Meme fighter

CONNELLY 1-0

Based retarded showoff chad gonna lose to pale nerd douche on points

I think I have a new boy

AHAHAHAHA BASED FIGHT. CANT WAIT FOR THE WEBMS

HOLY SHIT THAT BABE IN THE CROWD

AUSBRO WE NEED YOU

IMAGINE MY SHOCK

what the fuck did I just watch

>being so gassed you dont know where to go

this is over

ultimate meme fighter

Perriera refuses to win a fight unless by spectacular fashion

THE WRONG CORNER!

Wtf is this WWE fight?

WEBM THE BUTT SHAKING

hahah the fight that keeps on giving

the greatest fight ever

BASED CAMERAMAN

flat

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>no ass

BASED PADDY HAS THIS ROIDMONKEY DISCOMBOBULATED

Fucking SPICE

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legit gassed out

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MEEEEEEEEEEEEME

he went to the wrong fucking corner

HES IN THE WRONG CORNER

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memes should get points tbqh senpai

So we doing flippy shit now?!

LMAO, what is going on in this fight?!

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UNIRONICALLY
But FUCKING W E W

10-8 Connelly

WRONG CORNER XDDDDDDDDD

too much ass

TRISTAN CONNELLY'S MY BOY!!!!

PROTECT THIS FIGHTER AT ALL COSTS

THIS MAN NEEDS TO WIN !!! WE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS

>HES IN THE WRONG CORNER!
Lmaoooo

ZERO ASS

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>he is at the wrong corner

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Next two rounds are gonna be kimbo v dada all over again

They look literally multiple weight classes apart holy shit
I can't bel8ieve this got sanctioned, what a laugh

AUS WEBM BRO WHERE YOU AT

pereira vs artem when

shit I missed the backflip I was having dinner

omg Megan has beautiful feet
JB must have a huge dick for a manlet
she must love big dick

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>being so coked out of your mind you don't know where to go
Ftfy

How high is this nigger?

THIS GUY IS WHAT ELIAS THEODOROU WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!

He's never going to crack the top 10 but damn that was fun.

how was that backflip kick when he was on the ground legal??

this, i need more of that little bunda

it looked better in motion

don't care if this nigga loses, he's my boy now

never fire this meme

new

Pereira could be a legit prospect if he wasn't mentally deficient

Flipping shit

>0/3
This can't be happening bros

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the patient nordic brain vs. the swaggy monkey

lmao DC is fucking MAD right now

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

long and hard.

Gaetje is a hero to millions
you are a nobody
fuck off

because it's legal retard

yeah I’m thinking he’s /ourguy/

Connelly is as close to Artem as can be with that arm length

His bias is crazy on this one

lmao hes so fucking gassed already

how is it not a soccer kick?

we know pereira can meme....but can periera dance?

he is like 50 pounds heavier than this guy

easiest takedown I have ever seen and thats while being absolutely gassed

completely legal genius

Pereira trying his best to heem my picks

Cuz he didnt hit him or do damage

Pride never die

Pereira is going to lose this fight holy shit

Pereira is getting his ass beat, Connelly has been landing punch after punch

This card has been awesome so far. Flippy Fella has been my favourite so far.

These 2 black sisters are seriously ugly. Why do they market ugly people now

YOUR MEMES END TONIGHT

did nothing with the grappling, connely 2-0 for me

pereira is such a low iq memer

I fucking love this guy

10/10 memer
1/10 conditioning

New???????

Yeah this card has been the best in a little while. Way more fun than 242.

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>gas yourself doing flips

why are you being so rude?

Connelly vs khabib when?

LMAO MEME MAN GETTING CRUSHED BY A CAN

It's only illegal if it's to the head.

Connelly won that bigly