UFC FN Cerrone Gaethje Gamethread #3: Augusto Sakai Edition

That would be Marius padawanski
The strongman guy

I need webm

Is the main card on ESPN or espn +?

He was pretty good last time I saw him

anyone else think the polack took a dive? he blocked the jabs and did nothing.

he's not in the ufc

>tfw I kind of look like this

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+

>who do you want to fight?
>i dunno anyone, whatever
Every fucking time.

Was the last time you saw him in a dream because he's literally never looked good

Cowboy chillin in the crowd kek

>the 28yo prospect

I love Cowdad! He's my spirit animal xD

Nothing personal, Justin

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>fan favorite!

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probably. looks like giga-machida

*teleports behind you*

>he rides a motorbike with no helmet!
>he pretends to have a southern accent!

>mma.reddit.com
why dont you stay there you massive fucking hipster faggot

cringe but redpilled

Those long handle or whatever bikes look uncomfortable. Looks ridiculous too desu.

>ywn train with and have Cowdad become your mentor and surrogate father

great way to be forgotten by everyone right after the event ends

I've got the same tits as this lad to be honest

Based reddit making faggots seethe.

Canuck cuck absolutely boiling tonight lads

should i make nachos

not sure what fight food to have

Gathje lost all my respect when he cried like a bitch for Rose

ordering my P3 Portable Protein Snacks for the Cowdad fight boys!

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source?

nachos sound pretty good

Call me a faggot if you want Heembros but I really need help before my mental health is fucked. How do you deal with family members who are extremely dumb, ralling for scams, letting people rip them off etc? Its my mum gran and older brother who all live together and they are so dumb it makes me depressed because they constantly let people take advantage of them and never let me fix it

are there any nudes of megan? pls respond

Emma Roberts

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Nothing you can do.

>based reddit
why even come here then, you're a sad pile of shit

yeah

Me on the right with the basedsauce face

OLIVI PLEASE SUCK MY COCK YOU BEAUTIFUL FUCKING WHORE IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOOM

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based Felix

Bought 3 (THREE) full size pies, already eaten the chicken and the steak one, steak and kidney for main event

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MEGANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN PUT YOUR FEET ON MY PENISSSSSSS AGGGGHHHHH FUCKKKKKKKKK

youtube.com/watch?v=vGwt6i0yYZg
What a CTE drooling retard

>emma roberts
based, coffeefalling.jpg

Because it's the internet you fucking moron, anyone can go wherever. We all go to reddit and talk about you behind your back after the fights.

>picking cowdad as your ideal fighter father figure instead of jens pulver
cringe and bluepilled

Post your fight meals

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Christ look at Olivi she would be so good in porn.

Todd Duffee with that literal gigachad jawline

shit lads i'm finna miss this card...

Based

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>we all go to reddit
Have sex

Have you considered that maybe you are the dumb one?

Jens already has a mentor simulator twitch stream

Fucking COOMER infestation ITT

stream?

I'm going to the bathroom to coom, sorry lads

>We all go to reddit

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Gaethje=Based
You=[See Attachment]

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her arms are of that of a 60 year old women. I bet her skin is awful under that dress. she's nothing more than a pretty face.

can you believe Olivi farts and burps too

She'd look great on a black cock

>sirloin
pretty based I admit

Make em, Just grilled up a couple brat patties myself

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Well he's asking the MMA section of a Taiwanese Basket Weaving forum for life advice, so ...

No because I am not? Thanks for the valuable input leaf, range ban these goofs when?

Dilate.

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>We all go to reddit

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I dont talk to 95% of my family. I see my uncle regularly, and I see my dad once a year and thats it.

KARA BOGA

Maybe scheme them yourself and reveal you as the perpetrator, so they can see the errors of their ways?
Actually no, that's a retarded keikaku

Listen here because I'm only going to say it once. I could LITERALLY murder you, you full fucking dimwit. You wouldn't be able to do a single thing to me after implode your brittle ribcage. Legs. Are. Longer. Than. Arms. You will never get the chance to have unleashed your epin little boxing combos because I'd have already kicked you to kingdom come. Your sport is IRRELEVANT in comparison to actual fighters. Know that. And know that I could kick your toothpick legs out from under you and crack your melon before you ever got the chance to lace up your pillows.

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Does anyone have that pic of Megan looking at the camera and is looking like she is sucking an invisible cock?

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who has a webm of that flip?

based and BBCpilled

Does gaethje have hammerfists or are his opponents all chinlets?

main card now?

Kill, fuck.

>sideways pic
fucking newfag

watcha drinking, fags?
what should I chose now - this (pic related), or -

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I would suck Megan's toes

>We all go to reddit

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Got him redlining lads

I keep think P3 is a persona 3 advertisement

BASED

>that version of teenage wastelad
dropped

when i was im high school i fingered a girl who looked like megan olivi, wish i could go back and fuck her

Its not his fists its his mentality
He has a 100% finish rate with either him KOing or him getting KOed
He is HEEM OR BE HEEMED to the fucking core

>doesn't post his fight meal
casual

dubs and gaychese heems himself in his win celebration

or this?

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>ardbeg ten
>not uigeadail

>sticking your finger in a girls flesh wound
fucking sick

dalwhinnie (don't get any meme shit like winter blend or something shit like that) is cheaper so you can get a 15 for the same price and it's damn good

Yes

Yo what up my boy? Who you got for the main?

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can anyone tell me why megan wouldn't fuck me? i'm 6'2" and have a decent job. meanwhile joseph benevitz is a literal midget standing at 5'2"

she should be obligated to fuck me for the sake of evolution and genetics. does she not want tall healthy off spring?

>Just a HINT of oak

Tssss what if you get a splinter or sumthin?

I don't like NAS whisky + uigeadail is oversmoked

are you a homo

It's a completely different whiskey though... are you even really British?

user, I..

water

women that were born that way exist mate, rare in the US I admit but they do

y cringe b

use it for a toothpick

And look I made sure the pic was straight cause this isnt my first day on Yea Forums

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Fucking based hydrating beast mode.

Rolling with Gaethje tonight, don't think Cowboy's gonna be 100% fighting this soon. What do you think?

Hol dees dubs drub

yeah 15 yo dalwhinnie comes with good price but not easy to get here in Russia. also this is as good if not better 2bh

cheeky thread

i ordered a burger and hour ago and its still not here.

fer shure michael johnson's a good fighter b

awful taste and awful attitude

But NAS doesn't imply anything about the whiskey other than it doesn't state an age, you just don't like any of them?

I

Post the picks

>the absolute state of lanklets
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

sudden urge to have a big brown down the toilet. hoping to get back before the fight

what do canadian girls smell like

Wheres the bitches&food poster?

who gamebred here

Offspring is one word. Megan doesnt want brainlet kids.

Skim milk. Might make some chocolate milk later

> i'm 6'2
too bad
try leg-shortening surgery

How's the card been so far fellas?

same.
we can shit together

When should I chill the beers boys

bout to crack open an extra hoppy high IBU Southern Tier IPA from my variety pack that I bought at Target

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Poutine.

He's around.

west coast gangster here

crute wins

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Not a fan of Baroni

what about your girl is tyrone coming over or nah

>former champ champ
You can tell that bothered dc

Brendan Fitz is handsome as fuck! Look at those dreamy blue eyes

AHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK WOMEN FUCK SEX FUCK BEING A HUMAN I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

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Semen

Not bad actually.

Now.

wikifeet.com/Megan_Olivi

Anyone collecting predictions?
Cerrone
Teixeria
Hughes
Pereira
Hall
Cirkunov

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rape is not wrong. it's immoral not to rape.

Diaz bless

>on a run for the title
DC come on, he just got his shit pushed in

I haven't drank in forever, should I have a couple tonight? I forget what alcohol even feels like

Chinese food?

haven't tried that desu but I still have half a case of Dalwhinnie 25 i bought when it was cheap a few years ago and it's my favourite stuff, I drink 15 most of the time and save it for the special occaisons
maybe I'll give it a go

Haven't decided. Either Gaethje presses him smokes him early, or Cowboy stays out of range and works the fuck out of Gaethje with kicks and knees.

*Teleports inside you*
Heh, nothing personnel kid.

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Whar are you eating heem and rate mine

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Kill you, fuck them both

just want to see Pereira memeing on some bum tbph

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its too late, cowdad vs gaychee is in two hours

rape is a social construct

want to sword fight haha

>lanklet
lanklets can't be lets. we're kings on this earth. respect your superiors you filthy manlet scum.

6'2" is only slightly average height in aus

I cant believe that website is actually a thing lmao

wrap in paper towels
wet paper towels
put in freezer for 20 mins
profit

Thumbnail made it look like some cartel gore

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Busch Light

>steak and kidney pie
holy mother of based britbong

Based. Who thought an artichoke drink could actually be good.

there are good NAS whisky but you better drink the bottle quick. you can't keep it opened more than 2 moths (oxidisation works bad with em)

youtube.com/watch?v=bwDrHqNZ9lo
If that's what ya think, Batu

was pretty heart broken when hardy lost her last fight

GO GET SOME DONAHLD CERRONAY!

give me one good reason i shouldnt join the taliban

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Interesting, didn't know that. You're alright, Dmitri.

Let’s get it bros

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youtube.com/watch?v=gNdfPVNOBJk

coomcore

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>you will never have Cowboy teach you how to change a tire

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Great a time as ever to let people know about something that happened to me

Was at a bar and was abit drink I would admit, ended up walking along the bar playing duck, duck goose and lightly tapped some long haired goof to the back of the head. At which point he turned to me and said "You don't know me bro" ay which point I started to laugh and then his friend grabbed him and said I am holding him for your protection" at which point I started to laugh harder. He then kicked out at my shin with a kick, which admittedly kind of stung, like getting stung by a wasp. As I tried to understand what just happened he then dived at my ankle and started trying to twist my ankle, I was in shock at this point that this guy is trying to dry hump my leg at a bar. At this point the guy's friend pushed me and I fell and the guy with my ankle started to basically scizzor me on the ground while holding and trying to twist my leg with his arms. As anyone would do I used my free leg and started kicking him to his unprotected face at which point he started to cry as his nose started to bleed. Finally the bar owner approached us and said "That's enough ladies" as him and his son split us up, as we got pulled to our feet the guy tried to kick me, this time to the chest which i followed up with a right hand, and due to his stupid thought of not centering himself due to the kick he did a full 180 and slammed his head on the ground as I was then pulled out of the bar by the owner and his son

MMA and Jui Jitsu "men" are almost always soi boys

joining the US army accomplishes the exact same thing and you get paid better

No highspeed internet.

I bet I'm the only oldfag that remember when megan did interviews for heavy.com

They’ll cut your head off, despite your trips

god tier song

Isn't there one of these tricks involving salt?

lanklets are inferior in every aspect.

you gotta give it a try. solid 85/100. ralphy gave it 92. one of rare old school schooll scotch. you won't be regret, I can guarantee

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all this booze, where's the proper 12 lads?

You're in the US.

Cringezinho.

based

what does Megan see in Joseph Benevidez anyway? The guy is 5'2".. sure he is a professional fighter but as a 6'2" 230 lbs male, I could crush him like a slug. I could literally pick him up and put him in a wheelie bin.

At least if Megan fucks me she wouldn't have to shy away from high heels LOL.

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Zoomer Kills Boomer in the first

reminder cowboy "donald" cerrone grew up extremely rich and has never worked a job in his life

Is that metallica? I can bearely hear it but it sounds like Blackened

any good stream links? mines choppy fuck

if you join the taliban you won't have the chance for megan to walk on your balls with those heels on

i'd really like to know what the consensus on conor's whisky is lmao

Quintleberry bless

Can someone ID Cirkunov's walkhout song?

i want to fight against jews not on their behalf

youtube.com/watch?v=d6mGHwHMB5s

baseado

I don't believe you

based song tho

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right here
*unzips dick*

boomer kills this zoomer fag

WE AAARRREEEE LLLLIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVEEEEEEEE

Best song of theirs.

Lads, how do I get a gf like this?

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so why would you join the taliban?

JIMMY COOOOOM

This fight night card is better than UFC 240

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the internet is evil and destroyed society

He probably has a big dick or something

and why should it bother me? Faggot

it's a russian song

youtube.com/watch?v=K7lVYRZTzFA

I bet I'm the only oldfag that remember when fighters fought more than one time to win the ufc event

it is.

based scotch drinker bro.

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You dont know what "extremely rich" is, loser.

Darude- Sandstorm

Crute will win

confidence and money or muscles.

Join a PMC instead

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"My bad"

Did I mention how much I adore Claudinha?

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You don't.

be 5'10

RIP picks

It actually is imagine paying for 240

...

That fucking kick DAMN

>Felix/Gorka is a literal redditor
I never expected this from you lad, you let me down, im so dissapointed

>wrestling
zzz

Based Crayon Pop
youtube.com/watch?v=Oh0ADoIRGC8

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>That cueball clapping

So brave.

>he thinks the taliban fights against jews
oh my sweet summer child, who do you think armed them?

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wtf /heem/ told me Crute was winning this easy?! My picks...

fuck this card was a piece of shit

Proper twelve is pretty shit-tier irish grain blend. +- like Jameson. overpriced.

so far the skelly/griffin was FOTN
absolute state

O MY RUBBER PICKS

go listen to some king crimson right fuggin' now and become patrician user

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Crute was a meme.

I have all 3, but I have literally no idea where to meet qts now that Im out of school and working.

This is a good fucking fight

>Jimmy Coom

holy shit that fight was bananas

BASED CRUTE

what is he doing

>has circunovs back
>immediately lets him slip out and take his back
what the fuck was that haha

bruh... same

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what a shit card lol

Based Brother

HEEM TAPPY

kek what a crazy fight

heem tappy

ZOOMER GOT BOOMED

Meh

that was the most retarded way to lose ever

FUCK MY PICKS UP

NICE!

>199▶
>BASED CRUTE

Imagine picking Crute over a ranked fighter kek

what a twist

streams anyone?

RIP MY PICKS FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

faggot

HEEM TAPPY

ABSOLUTE STATE OF ABOSTRALIA

Weird tappy. What was it?

lel, not me canabro

bizarre

Well fuck that

damn, that peruvian necktie was slick

I have never watched an mma fight and am not even currently watching but this is a shit card

Spice

TAPPU

Upside down tappy heem. Wild.

>Uriah Hall about to lose again
He had so much potential

you didn't pick the zoomer, right /heem/?????

>guillotine

Technically this counts as WMMA since Cirkunov tried for the head & arm throw

I saw Cirkunov live when he came to Toronto against Nikita Krylov. Seemed like a really nice guy

the boys are back in town

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you surely have plenty of bunda everywhere

Saucy finish

guillotine according to commentary, not sure it was

Looked like a necktie to me. Peruvian or Japanese?

1/5 picks - CHECK
I KNEW IT BITCHES

YEAR

OF

THE

BOOMER

Cirkunov on top of the cage not even raising his arms was fucking KINO

WTF how did the classic Bendigo strat of laying on your back not win?

If you guys watched Crutes two ufc fights you'd have realized he won off of shit stoppages both times

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I know that was a guillotine but I dont know enough about those meme submissions to know what that actually was

Mounted guillotine vatiation with the cheeky nose pinch to finish it off.

peruvian necktie

heem picky

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What was that the 4th neck tie in UFC history or something?

Peruvian, called by Predator Coté on RDS

It was a Peruvian neck tie.
DC doesn't know Jiu Jitsu

MY PICKS ARE LIKE CORALS MOMS PUSSY

ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED

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can i watch too please

Proper 12 fighting next.

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uhh cyberbullying is actually based af

f-first pick doesn't count
I-it's not even in my parlay so I don't care

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boomers are taking over

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thanks based Canada
interesting sub

youtube.com/watch?v=emYnT8HyZpc

Cirkunov's wife is fucking hot

Cool

DeeznutsStreams . Com

you got lucky then
watchs drinking, Paddy?

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they got it right for Buffer
peruvian necktie

look at this retard trying to be nice

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It wasn't a guillotine tho

does dc look chunkier than usual?

Cirkunov is such a chinlet

3rd week in a row my picks get heemed in the first fight.

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Imagine not getting to fight in Australia to job in Canada.

Based Crute.

Drive uber you will meet hot chicks. Or take a part time job at some cafe or bar

this guy looks like gsp on steroids

>cirkunov besting crute
>cowboy beating hernandez
name other boomer victories

But I want a cool non-normie big bunda gf, and that's hard to find

so just gsp then?

he's bulking for the trilogy with stipe

that's what I meant.

I know it was(n't) a guillotine but I don't know enough about meme submissions to know which it was

so he looks like gsp?

>looks like this
>sounds like a teenager
is this common for canadians?

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Cute breastcancer whore

yall think he ever nut on her head when she was bald
haha

Would wrestle the cancer out of her mammaries

He's eating more to cope with his depression

It wasn’t a guillotine lern2choke scrub

Excuse me sir, GSP is the natty GOAT

lmao, kind of looked like some guy next to cirkunov's wife was trying to hit on her but then was told thats his husband inside the cage

I literally never win my first pick, never. Every fucking time it's always the first.

LMFAO

Someone post the pickems, all those zoomers picking crute kek, clueless faggots in /heem/ picking 2-0 zoomer

mfw he snagged that wrist grip on the necktie

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and I want to fuck angie dickenson
let's see who gets lucky first

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hawt

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WHITTAKERS STILL MY BOY

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Yeah she actually looked hot

here you go bro
sportsurge.net/#/streamlist/399

Who the fuck is that?

What a beast of a man. If he was black, Joe Rogain would bring up his physique every podcast.

Did that asian thottie cuck a dude for that picture?

cancer wife

Hall getting subbed in 2.3 seconds

Uriah is going for One More Run At The Strap Brother
Its time

looks like Amber Rose

nah I gotta a cool job, but maybe if I were at a bar right now and not drinking beer alone in my room with you bois I would find someone.

nice, I'll keep you updated.

cirkunov only won because he played possum

I think she sang that Sweet Dreams song

youtube.com/watch?v=9EhVAiuSCtQ&
Nice

same
also I always lose the last pick on my accas
WHY CAN'T IT BE THE OTHER WAY AROUND
TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING
I NEED A MINUTE TO MYSELF

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Shiet, shoeface is fighting today?

Im pleasantly surprised

Based. They fell for the record meme.

Brendan Schaub has done it all. He was an A level athlete that competed at the HIGHEST LEVEL of ufc and transitioned into comedy with relative ease. Despite only doing stand up for a year he shot his stand up special not too long ago. How many comedians do you know that can say the same? Brendan not only has a bustling comedy career but he's also host of not 1, not 2, but 3 TOP 100 podcasts in tfatk, below belt and king and the sting. The cherry on the top is his lucrative t shirt business as well as coffee dispensary he founded back in 2018. Let's face it, all the haters are SEETHING because Brendan is BETTER at LIFE than they are.

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Based Uncle Jun'.

Duffee title run begins tn cap this

You think THIS guy would take performance enhancing drugs?

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A big chest is the difference between a man and a twink

>Cirkunov
he is 100% Russian

Jack daniels is fucking shit

I just want to kiss GSP on the forehead, no homo

He was forcing Crute's right shoulder into his neck cutting off blood flow. When you got a choke that tight on one side you only need a little bit of pressure on the other side to make it work. Like the ideal is 50/50 but if you got it tight you can make 80/20 blood cutoff work in a choke.

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Is Brendan a Yea Forums poster???

Thanks guy

it was a peruvian necktie my guy

Yeah leaving your house is a good bet. Hanging out at cafe/bar is cool, the hottest chicks always need to go to those eventually. Also gym, take a chickish class like yoga in a super wealthy neighborhood, bonus points - find a modeling agency on google maps and take a freebie class at every yoga studio around it till you find which one they have colonized.

Who is Brendan Schaub?

Glad you asked!

Brendan Schaub is the greatest fighter of all time. He dominated the heavyweight division before branching out to conquer the entertainment world as well. He used to be known as "The Hybrid" because he totally encompasses what it means to be a mixed martial artist. Early in his career he relied on his raw athleticism, but he refined his technique as he progressed as a fighter. Some highlights are when he picked up a clean knockout of the legend Mirko Cro Cop and actually landed the first D'Arce choke in heavyweight history on Matt Mitrione. I could go on for days about Schaubs record as a fighter, but I think it really speaks for itself.

I'm sure you've heard of his podcast before, The Fighter and the Kid (tfatk.com/). TFATK really showcases Brendan's whit and charisma and there is also this little goober named Bryan Callen (the kid). Bryan acts as the foil to Schaub. The show features witty banter and fantastic interviews. Big Brown really creates a relaxed environment and puts his guests at ease. The interviews are like conversations between childhood friends catching up. If you need to find the latest episode, you can always check the top of the iTunes chart ;)

I can't he but be inspired by the man. If you want to know anymore feel free to ask. We all love him around here!

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Fuck off

POST HOT PICS OF MEGAN

FUCK THE UFC and FUCK ESPN
I cant afford all these ppv. fuck you

SLANGING DICK

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Kinda looks like Stefania Ferrario w/o the muscle

did he grow up completely isolated from the english speaking canada? or why does he have that accent?

BASED WALKOUT

does gaethje have a lazy eye or what

Cerrone looking like Doc Holliday.

the one and only the schaub

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we wwe now

That nigga started fighting in fucking 2006 while I still was wearing diapers ffs

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Pick updates please, my Linus torvalds is still in the fight

Based cowboy

Cerrone is unironically based.

he's from Quebec m8

tell me, does the nignog get heemed or become the heemer?

He is basically blind

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from what I can tell they only speak french in quebec
canada is very very gay you see

Cowboy is the most areddit fighter in history

Hall is done for

SOMETIMES YOU JUST WANNA GO
WHERE NO OH BODY KNOWS YOUR NAYEYAME
BUM BUM BUMBUM
AND THEY'RE NEVER GLAD YOU CAEYAME
DUMB DUMB DUM
YOU WANNA BE WHERE YOU CAN SEE
THE FAGGOTS ARE ALL THE SAME
YOU WANNA GO WHERE NO-BO-DY KNOWS
YOUR-NAME
duhnuhluhnaluduh
duhnuhluhnuluduh
*ding*

On parle pas l'anglais icitte mon chum

Webm the cowboy walk-in pls? Missed it

IF I DONT GET A GF SOON IM GOING TO DO SOMETHIGN REALLY BAD GUYS

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My last name ends with ov too am I 100% Russian?

you never know with Hall

it is really not that hard to pick up women here, there's parties literally everywhere, but by the way he talked he might be one of those guys that just wants to socialize with a certain type of people

Turkey Sucks
Murked

Danis just BTFO DC

twitter.com/dillondanis/status/1173027858731753472

Uriah is lowkey boy

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yeah I can tell

I discovered cowboy on r/doingmanlythings

It was pure cringe.

PUNISHED URIAH IS GOING STRAIGHT TO THE TOP

That's what I thought he would do to Walker.

MAS
QUE
NADA

Mexican Bruce wayne

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haven't heard this one for years

Just jack off

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Uriah is in for the strap this time

Halls a fucking spastic. If you pressure him he'll crumble. If he gets to tee off like you're a heavy bag he can hit you heavy.

WEAK MIND. VERY SAD.

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>choosing Pooriah over Shoeface

Yikes

he is american

I am also sexually frustrated. Lets trade mothers.

t. coomercel

Apparently Uriah Hall is a massive douche to fans.

I dont have
>tfw no gf
after

Did they mention Carlos Jr. was a HW yet? Remember to take a drink brehs

How how much CTE do you reckon Gaethje will get tonight?

Kys fake texas

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>I'm sure you've heard of his podcast before, The Fighter and the Kid

Is that the lifestyle one?

THICC veins

WHERE ARE THE PICKS

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BOOOOOORAA CARA DE SAPATOO

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thought he was irish

I don't know, but he IS ethnical Russian. is this that hard to open the google and make a quick research, leaf? gosh. he even has one of the most avarage face in central(western) Russia.

Not me bro, I eat my vitamins.

Wtf hall looks ready

DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK
I'VE BEEN FLUSHED FOR YEARS

who?

He was my pick, I’m still in this let’s go

>Uriah didn't make it into Season 3 of Tekken DLC

use espn+ to gain access to all of the ppv events.

kek

Shoeface is based.

>DONT CALL IT A COMEBACK
ONE
MORE
RUN

Why are Americans so disgusting?

Pooriah is about to get flushed

this jamaican looks like a real nigga

I remember when uriah was supposed to be a monster, and he is just low energy

youtube.com/watch?v=xsB14OVlcrs
Hall's fight theme

>Dillon D'anus

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Uriah is gonna get flushed (AGAIN)

Im getting CTE just from listening to this commentary

good reach for middleweights.

Ok, by your definition I'm not a leaf. Don't use google buddy.

SOUTH FLORIDA STAND UP

he was the original ngannou

is that DC i'm hearing?
surprised his fat bloated ass got out of bed

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>le career based off one big KO in the ultimate fighter 13 years ago man

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Who gives a shit. If youre the type to be a faggot and bother public figures then you deserve to get shit on.

No I believe in him

is this guy a fighter or something? I thought he just cooked food for conor

hall is done DONE

wtf does she see in Benvidez? he's ugly, he's short, he has t-rex arms

Hall heems pooface within the first, cap this

i wonder what her bum taste like?

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sportsurge.net/#/streamlist/399

LETS GOOOOO SHOEFACE

Shoeface ready to play the heel

No no you’re about right

I do, I like fighters who are r/niceguys.

We up coral

Vanilla ice cream

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either cara de sapato wrestlefucks him or he gets heemed

its over

OH NO IM ALWAYS RIGHT

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BASED

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like sharp bitter cheese

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yummy

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shoeface more like bloodnose amirite?

Probably has a tight pussy too.

excuse me guys can we focus on the fight please

Kek that nose is fucked

this nigga done turned him jewish

hi iq move by Hall 2bh

JUST BLEED

id do anything to have the sex with my girl mega

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faggot

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OH NOW COWBOY REPEAT

Pooriah "Flushed" Hall ain't heeming nobody

NEW

>Blows nose

how many times do you think dana has cream pied her ass hole?

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yea yea yea, hall is punching his face in right now

Wanna watch the fights? Come watch the fights at
Https://bongstream.live/ufc
You dumb mother fucker. Just click away the ads and you are golden for the rest of the fights. We will be showing the main event. Just get the fuck in here.

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I said I don't know who you are. Obviously. But I know without any google Mikhail is Russian (Ive noted google for you, pal).

how many fights are left

4

No pal of mine use google, buddy.

thanks friend

OHHH HE'S HURT!

show feet

that bloody nose slow-mo was fierce, anyone cap it?

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how many fights are left?