>Gary Lineker presents the best of the action from Saturday’s seven Premier League fixtures. Reigning champions Manchester City visit newly promoted Norwich, Frank Lampard’s Chelsea face a tricky trip to Wolverhampton Wanderers, and last season’s runners-up Liverpool host Newcastle.
Striking legends Alan Shearer and Ian Wright are your """expert pundits""".
Cant wait to you fuckers are begging us for fresh produce
How about if im not an English man with taxed TV access
Lincoln Rogers
Well that's a darn shame, but I guess you'll have to do without
Luke Stewart
And did those feet in ancient time, Walk upon England's mountains green? And was the holy lamb of god On England's pleasant pastures seen? And did the countenance divine, Shine forth upon our clouded hills? And was Jerusalem builded here Among these dark satanic mills? Bring me my bow of burning gold! Bring me my arrows of desire! Bring me my spear, oh clouds unfold! Bring me my chariot of fire! I will not cease from mental fight, Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand Til we have built Jerusalem In England's green and pleasant land
Adam Rogers
IN ENGLAND'S GREEN AND PLEASANT LAAANNDDD
Ian Carter
It's all very cringey. This lot didn't give a fuck about their European identity before the 2016 referendum and why they associate being European with the EU is misguided and deluded at best.
Evan Nguyen
>there are people in the world who are not even a bit English sad
Joseph Sanders
>there are people in London who are not even a bit English
Ayden Carter
lads, I’ve got tears in my eyes this is true kino
Grayson Baker
>there are people
Chase Perez
>tfw told myself two years ago there was no need for me to get my FAC because Brexit will be dealt with shortly >tfw literally gonna be a shitstorm soon and I am unarmed What a mistake.
Benjamin Turner
Same songs everytime can't they sing some other old tunes
Ryder Harris
this desu how about Knees up Mother Brown?
Robert Murphy
Do you want to give Margaret and Bitsy a stroke? Old people don't like change
Jonathan Stewart
why do they skip the verse about confounding their knavish tricks, it's the best part of the anthem
Benjamin Wilson
When are England going to get their own national anthem?
Brody Evans
give me a stream you proddy cunts
Hunter Brooks
Sorry, no can do. Shouldn't have been such a cunt about the backstop
Carson Morgan
Lineker's going to be fucking fuming about this. Every fucking year this overruns.
Hunter Cook
No.
Justin Rodriguez
Anyone who doesnt have a tv would just watch it on iplayer.
You’d be surprised by the number of brexit barrys in places like skegness and grimsby that don’t browse reddit
Andrew Thompson
Got nothing against classical music but the Proms are bent as fuck, bunch of hoity toity posh silly people
Jose Cruz
So when will Liverpool throw the title away, lads? February?
Landon Robinson
You.. you do realise Austria has a TV license, right? Of course you don't. Your mummy pays it for ya.
Easton Moore
Within the next 3 weeks
Camden Morgan
Fucking Hell. Gareth Thomas is HIV+.
Jackson Ross
can someone whatsapp me when this shite finishes and MOTD starts
07632866200
cheers
James Bennett
Yeah but we have better TV
Ian Williams
>gay man gets aids shocker. what next, BBC presenter turns out to be paedo?
Noah Moore
>AIDS Not quite. Plenty of meds available now that prevent that.
Matthew Robinson
The commentary tends to be decent, the highlights are well put together and flow well, see more than just the goals, don't have to trawl through reddit individually finding each goal, can chill out after a long day at work and just switch off and watch, packing a day of football into an hour and a bit, plenty of reasons to watch it, even if the studio analysis tends to be inane, I also think Lineker is a good presenter, even if he's a cuck
Michael Richardson
But they're the cheapest classical shit you'll ever find.
Michael Collins
And did those feet in modern time, Walk upon England's urban grey? And was the holy lamb of Allah On England's pleasant carparks seen? And did the countenance divine, Shine forth upon our clouded hills? And was Mecca builded here Among these dark infidel mills? Bring me my bomb of burning gold! Bring me my knife of desire! Bring me my acid, oh clouds unfold! Bring me my truck of fire! I will not cease from mental fight, Nor shall my machete sleep in my hand Til we have built Mecca In England's grey and urban land
Alexander Nelson
kek reverse image searched it and found this from the same funeral
>guy verhofstadt at lib dems party conference Fucking hate that meddling gap-toothed cunt.
Jason Nelson
>Woofter gets the woofter disease Stunning.
Aiden Young
Just maxed out Rinoa's HP on the old FF8 remaster
Jordan Parker
then why are you going out of your way to watch the BBC, mate? If your TV is so great, why does everybody fucking copy us?
Leo Jenkins
Fuck off Ribena
Andrew Thompson
>Not watching Wossy on ITV until MOTD
Robert Gray
Seeing as I had to come to this cesspool of a website to find a stream, while I'm here, does anyone have the slippy G comic with demba ba and the pepe / wojak meme, funniest fucking picture I've ever seen, still remember it years later
Carter Flores
Of yeah, Gyppo funeral at Stokesley. Fucking embarrassing display.
>Defeat Ultima Weapon >Refine 99 Ultima >Apply 99 Ultima to Squall's Strength >Get Lionheart Blade >Cast Aura on him >Spam Limit Break >Win game Final boss still takes 20 mins using this tactic. Rather grim. Make sure you get Odin before you fight Seipher tho.
Oliver Collins
>falling for the nationalism meme embarrassing
Lucas Brooks
>89,700,000,000,000,000,000,000% inflation How does this work? Start the day as a millionaire and barely have enough money to buy a toilet roll by lunchtime?
Brandon Williams
5 years ago I was around my parents when an old family friend got shit faced and started ranting about how the BBC should be abolished. I thought he was nuts. Now I agree with him.
Isaiah Lopez
Fuck off, Guy
Carson Perry
>be gyppos >get kicked off local development area for new housing >reee for months >finally get removed >come back 4 months later and resettle >for some reason the law requires people to get another moving on order >thefts go up, crime in general goes up, trash and traffic goes up Wow. Almost like a certain Austrian had the right idea.
Jordan Davis
>moved into new flat today >got skidmarks all over the toilet with first poo
Shall I just move out lads?
Caleb Diaz
>Make sure you get Odin before you fight Seipher tho
My inner autist can't cope with the thought of losing Odin for Gilgamesh, even though he is a cool dude
John Young
the MOTD commentary is recorded after the game is over. it is so obvious
Hudson Cooper
>Source: 2011 Thanks, BBC
Mason Young
Do Africans ever stop dancing?
Carter Hernandez
DICKS OUT FOR MUGABE
Cameron Martinez
>falling for the nationalism meme embarrassing
Robert Thomas
Because highlights already in a package with likeable (for some) guests is better than watching souless goal clips with french commentary where you get no sense of the game.
Jackson Morgan
Not abolished, just embrace an alternative funding model that doesn't criminalise people that don't pay and allows options.
Mason Harris
Three Lions
Kevin Perez
Say you have a quid at the start of the day and can buy a Zobwogen (a made up thing that costs a quid), then by tomorrow you'd need 245,753,420,000,000,000,000 quid to buy a Zobwogen
Camden Edwards
Reminder that Mugabe used to be a hero of the left.
It's a pretty cool event, mind. Gilgamesh is also rather crap. Cactaur is still the gayest summon to get. Not as bad as FFX's Super Boss fights. That shit sucked and I quit.
Nolan Watson
Proper ethnic voice over for this piece. Good work
Carson Wood
where's the streamlink
Kevin Thompson
Fuck off, Guy.
Jaxson Sanchez
Sounds like an investment opportunity to me. Buy one, sell it a day later and retire to your own private island.
Hudson Howard
Saudi Arabia BTFO
Asher Hall
>Saudis being fucked by some towelheads with toys bought off Amazon
Chase Carter
until the libtards got btfo by reality. kek the left is allergic to facts and logic
Jack Smith
This is bollocks and it's obvious, it's all just good editing
Jeremiah Evans
did you get a stream?
Nolan Rogers
well yeah obviously, he was a heroic leader of the anti colonial resistance for many years. no one really has anything bad to say about him until he stopped being left wing. shame, he should have been a mandela
liberalism isn't left wing in europe, fuck off back to the states, dumb yank
okay
Luke Morales
thought mugabe died years ago not gonna lie
John Lee
Wish the US would pull out of the ME and let these fucknuts go at each other.
Alexander Ramirez
Any white reporters allowed in the BBC studio?
William Reed
No they do commentary over the highlights, it's not the endited match commentary
Cameron Moore
Wonder who's gonna be last tonight
Aaron Parker
I really don't give a shit how it's done as long as it's good to watch and why would you?
yeah they get the highlights and splice them with the commentary recorded in a studio. it's great editing and money for old rope for the commentators. 10 minutes work at most
Thomas Ramirez
>liberalism isn't left wing in europe, That may have been true a century ago.
Owen Wilson
He was deposed a couple years ago and a big deal was made of it. That’s what you’re thinking of.
Ayden Cooper
just bought this new toilet, works great
Zachary Perez
just using the one that you posted (assuming there is only one hitler here), posted in a few group chats so hopefully one of the lads helps out
Michael Campbell
>They're showing a story on a nicked loo The news has to stop
Not a fan of how the news kept portraying Mugabe as some hero instead of the murdering dictator he was
Benjamin Walker
how's the action on the flush handle? good smooth action?
Asher Brown
he was deposed and they just let him live? wow what a country of cucks whichever country that was. egypt i think, or south africa, somewhere around there
It doesn't cut them off mid sentence or include them rambling about Interstellar like they did today during the Spurs game
Brandon Gutierrez
yeah it's not the best quality but it will do, it's very smooth tbf
Charles Martinez
liberal economic views are right wing, that's just a fact. left/right in the economy can be understood as a continuum of equality, with left being most equal and right most unequal. liberals doctrinally believe in economic inequality to promote economic activity. therefore, right wing.
Lucas Wright
It's not like there is a narrow definition of what liberalism is.
Chase Howard
S L O W
Leo Sanchez
Ederson is so shit
Brayden Reyes
>these BBC shows >a Love Island rip off >a rap version of The X Factor
They’re wasting more tax payer money now than they ever have.
Nolan Reyes
It's not like there is a narrow definition of what liberalism is.
What liberalism is now is defined more by social issues, not economic ones.
Ayden Scott
damn, really wish Britain was all white. and I wish people identified as British instead of Welsh, English and Scottish so we could all be one people
Kevin Bailey
>gookmoot
Landon Bennett
well that was frightening
Camden Hall
Damn black people are so cool
Blake Brooks
based pukki
Sebastian King
Gotta get the youff and ethnic audience
Robert Green
started having a bit of an existential crisis there
Julian Rivera
Gary with the bants
Owen Wilson
Why does the MotD commentator sound so unenthusiastic? Match of the season and he's commentating like Robot Wars.
Why do they all have some urban nig music over the top too?
I've noticed ITV's advert for the Rugby WC have some anime visuals, but with fucking grime music. Grime nigs don't even follow RU.
Leo Lewis
for me it's replacing gary lineker with craig charles
Brandon Wood
Well, yeah, if your redefine words then they can be as broad as you like.
Adrian Gonzalez
once drank in the same pub as Kenny McLean when he played for Aberdeen.
AMA
Blake Long
they're trying to get DOWN WIT DE YOUF
Zachary Ramirez
massive ovulating thespian daughter
Josiah Torres
im starting to think city are liverpool under rodgers were if you just attack them they fall apart
Jeremiah Gray
>oh, and player x is coming up for the corner.. he doesn't score many goals you know.. and WHAT?! HE HEADS IN! amazing coincidence that I happened to be talking about him seldom scoring just before he did! what organic commentary from me, the live commentator of this match commenting on events for the first time
Easton Sullivan
White man celebrating like a black man.
Elijah Powell
>tfw the theme is likely going to be some bludfam version of world in union grim
Sebastian Butler
I like how no one ever mentions that his brother is a paedo too.
Evan Russell
Ederson is wank
Jordan Roberts
Because it's a bunch of boomers sitting in a room saying "how do we get the youth to watch TV?" "They like rap music, yes that's a good idea".
Matthew Gray
>oh its a completely isolated yellow card incident we are showing you for no reason, he'll have to watch himself in the second half!
Jayden Thomas
problem is, many teams in the league are mongs who still believe the "PEP IS INFALLIBLE" meme
William Cox
what the fuck was that
Hudson Adams
not really relevant is it
Robert Brown
okay thanks for the explanation have you ever been in a threesome?
Jordan Kelly
This could be true. I hope this marks a change in how the opposition face City, because watching them lean on teams who crowd the box and hope is shit.
Noah Cook
The power of South American defending
Kevin Miller
Genuinely can’t believe Otamendi still starts on a regular basis for us, rather have Fernandinho play there. Why doesn’t he fuck off to Turkey or China?
Anthony Morales
Why can they just record fresh reactions to clips and told to just talk on what's happening. Also he was just cut off for the pukki goal
Carson Allen
>What liberalism is now is defined more by social issues, not economic ones. to you perhaps, but the economy will always have primacy. the social follows. can be seen in how the tories are evidently closer to the lib dems, despite since Theresa being leader being very different socially
>conspiracy theory
Grayson Anderson
no
Ayden Rodriguez
City are fucked without Laporte. Poor decision by Pep not to have found a Kompany replacement.
Maybe. Think he should have tried to tempt Bonucci to The Etihad meself, or maybe de Vrij
Jaxson Foster
good man
Camden Campbell
haha yeah
Aaron Miller
>losing to Norwich reserves o i am laffin
Gabriel Williams
Indeed, if you and your Stalinist ilk can redefine liberalism and overbearing state control over thought and deed I guess we just need to get with the programme.
Cooper King
she's 14
Angel Myers
...
Carson Hall
Sergio Agüer-No
Nicholas Mitchell
me in the background
Elijah Butler
>8 players injured >had to have third keeper on the bench just to round out the numbers
How the actual fuck did they beat City. this makes no sense
Zachary White
Does she have a younger sister?
Benjamin Edwards
It's pukki!
James Foster
Why, why does every single Yea Forums thread have to include politics. Why?
So fucking sick of this shit.
Nathan Cook
Every single goal was a City defensive fuck-up, that's how.
Camden Thompson
this desu. Pep is fucking annoying and i want him to leave the prem
city's defenders are shit and ederson is also shit but inexplicably over-rated
Joseph Turner
what did Pep whisper to him?
Robert Perry
Or just wind your neck in and accept that the US sets the social, political and cultural narrative in the West and stop getting mad when people use the word 'liberal' to describe people who you know exactly who they're referring to.
Asher Bell
>and what a result for Daniel Farke, who proves the positive benefit of immigration within the European Union fucking hell, gary.
Wyatt Scott
The new show MOTDx is literally three niggers and a negress.
Kayden Carter
She's a bit young looking, no nonce behaviour in the thread !
Jose Martin
soul 3 - 2 soulless
Matthew Smith
Really this. Stones / Otamendi / Ederson shat the bad.
Christopher Evans
Stephen Hendry is managing Norwich?
Jackson Morris
pukki looks like the coom version of valtteri bottas
Dominic Howard
>IM SO RELAXED AND HAPPY WE LOST HAHA WHO EVEN CARES ANYWAY LEL god i hate this fucking faggot, be upset you fucking basedboy
Lucas Taylor
okay, show me one liberal who doesn't have economic polocy as the cornerstone of their ideology. the whole past 40 years has been a project of implementing liberal economic theory.
fuck are you talking about mate
fuck off septic, not welcome itt.
Cameron Edwards
Signed up for Universal Credit so I could get stop being NEET, chose my place of birth and my first pet as security questions so now I'm reminded of how I dropped out of uni and had to move back home and my dead dog everytime I log into their site.
If only Man City could afford to buy £40m players as defensive back up.
Benjamin Bailey
Friendly reminder we are a Matthew Stevens and a Dominic Dale general
Nathan Thomas
Tottenham Son Korea joke I cba to write it
Parker Thompson
He looks like Federer's older bro
John Moore
You forgot Walker.
Jose Hughes
you now remember irish MAN Roy Keane making english KEK Ian Wright look like a MUG on LIVE TV
Nathan Jackson
>never buy an argentinian defender; never repeat my mistake.
Wyatt Bell
me neither desu
Hudson Richardson
mate. i love dogs but if you still haven't got over the death of your first dog you have problems
Nolan Russell
Funny how the leaches of society talk about politics the most.
Levi James
is Ian Wright 'one of the good ones'?
Levi Taylor
Yeah and De Bruyne's clone
Adam Sanders
>Just accept American retardation as fact Nah
Hudson Rodriguez
That third Norwich goal was hysterical
Nathaniel Mitchell
haha I get it, because oriental people don't have souls is that the joke?
Brayden Hughes
>it's a "we have to give credit to [lower quality team]" episode
Anthony Hernandez
Imagine giving Jermaine fucking Jenas of all people his own show. You've got Alex Scott on the payroll, at least she's something to look at.
Daniel Bailey
Kinda but Barnes is better
Cooper Taylor
Runs in the family, innit.
Kayden Smith
Hey, one of you lying bastards said they got Pukki on a free.
Christian Gonzalez
Pep won’t accept the PSG job unless the owners guarantee him a 600m budget and can keep hold of Neymar.
Oliver Martinez
getting cancelled after half a season don't worry
Colton Jenkins
They did
Jose Bailey
Very similar to the first goal in England v Kosovo
Christian Russell
who else is black and young enough to appeal to da yoof?
Nolan Wood
chelsee grimes is pretty qt shame she bats for the other team
Alexander Myers
You don't have to accept it. Just don't get upset. You know the sort of person they are referring to.
Bentley Perry
>Otamendi shows about as much interest at that corner as Michael Owen did for Newcastle
Let it go Alan.
Evan Green
my mate Kwame
Leo Gray
Even if they paid 50m for him it would be seen as bargain at this point. Truly impressive
Charles Ward
dunning-kruger effect exemplified wonderfully here
Jack Butler
>Early signs here we won't get a repeat of 6-4 Wew la.
Jaxson White
they meant Buendia was signed from Getafe for 1.5m hilariously, Leeds had first option on him but didn't sign him
Dylan Cruz
Lineker said they got him Getafe for 1.5 mil.
Michael Johnson
it's always been like that. don't you remember pep's first season? the problem is that City are usually too good to get the ball off
mate, the americans don't even want to accept that. they have people there smart enough to know that it's a retarded inversion
Jack Richardson
Robbie
Julian Miller
What an ominous thing to say, almost like he already knew the score and was recording that after the fact
Nathan Hernandez
>lelds
Brayden Mitchell
Disgraceful Negroid-Fest. No philtrums either so they're not even human. Just look at those fucking skull shapes. What became of us.
Xavier Barnes
Blootah
Dylan Wright
1.5 mil is what Norwich's whole squad cost, Pukki was free
Henry Scott
They did. They were talking about Beuinda the midfielder who was £1.5m from Spain.
Carter Sanchez
>Don't accept it, just surrender utterly to their interpretation Nah
Jose Edwards
>the strength of the wolf is in the pack hate that shit at grounds desu
Landon Morgan
>and tammy abraham starts for chelsea today, he's never scored a premier league hat-trick, and no player has ever scored a hat-trick and an own goal in the same game... this game promises a lot and I definitely have no knowledge of any events that could conspire, oh it's a fresh experience for me clive no doubt about it
Adrian Young
They were talking about Buendia
David Evans
Eh, Lily James is a goddess, this girl is just cute.
Hudson Evans
Lineker is a huge cunt, HUGE!
Landon Reed
Oh. I retract my previous statements.
Jacob Young
the coloured one from F2 Freestylers
Daniel Morales
Gary I love immigrants Lineker’s son was nearly killed by them
ngl people not having their teams as a flair is making this thread really complicated I don't know how to banter without teamflairs fuck me
Gavin Richardson
Calm down.
Ryder Mitchell
NGUBU
Noah Rogers
>Oluwafikayomi Oluwadamilola "Fikayo" Tomori Proper Canadian name, that. Glad he plays for England.
Carson Nelson
>Woolves
Hudson Murphy
>If you expose me like that again you long haired cunt I'll get my boys from Qatar to castrate every testicle in your family tree and dope every defend against your ablino rate pukkshit you hear me you small team mentally faggot.
Honestly lads l dont give a fuck about your political opinions
Jonathan Peterson
hate to break it to you but sierra leonans in sierra leone aren't immigrants
Colton King
How long before England fields its first all black XI? 2025?
Grayson Hall
just needs a nose job and some professional make up, do you think celebs are stunning before they become famous?
Daniel Thompson
doesn't look like wolves are going to dick the premier league this year
Jaxson Miller
love it when a defender scores a top quality goal like that desu
Lucas Garcia
Lads, Oluwafikayomi Oluwadamilola "Fikayo" Tomori better than Adetayo Oluwatosin Olusegun Adio Aduramigba Iretioluwa Edun? They're both English U21 players. Who will make it?
user this thread has more unique posters than the UK has Sierra Leonian migrants.
Anyone who played their adventure games could tell you that's just how they operate down their anyway. He should have known what to expect.
Joseph Taylor
Europa League effect
Aaron Ortiz
They will be eventually. Every nig that can walk, swim, or bribe their way out of that useless, cursed, continent, will.
Samuel Clark
celebs are celebs by birthright
Cameron Gray
people have worked out how to play against them now
Carson Edwards
>ohh terrific finish from Tomori! it's no doubt the best of chelsea's goals this afternoon...ahh I mean, definitely the best goal scored so far, it may be the only one after all
Brayden White
he talks blacker than usual on it as well and it's pretty cringey. obviously faking it
Brandon Baker
there is no correlation between skull shape or race and intelligence, that was long disproved. you have to go back.
Tyler King
> They were ripping his clothes off, they’ve taken his phone and everything out of his pockets – he only had his fags, being a silly smoker, typical Harry, and he was terrified – genuinely terrified ~ Gary Lineker They stole all his camera equipment
and as I stated, there is no correlation between race and IQ. IQ correlates with wealth and income for obvious reasons, as all knowledge is obviously socially constructed
Logan Jones
>doubting the Woy When will you people learn?
Lincoln Gutierrez
Goalkeepers fault, he fell over.
It should be fucking law that the commentators have to say their full name at least once.
Isaac Barnes
>making Frank hang around until 10:30
based
Nicholas Collins
>its working They're 6th
Xavier Gonzalez
Great dedication from Frank to stick around for the interview, probably knew the proms would overrun as well.
Jaxon Wood
Was more talking about the god but ok
Hudson Thomas
mental that frank is still there
Carter Evans
I'd doubt him after today's embarrassment.
Adrian Taylor
>Lampard is actually good at interviews Fucking hell. How can he give good interviews but others are 'Err it was a good game. They score. We score. We won, I am happy.'.
Jordan Young
l like Tammy
Anthony Miller
nuno nuno have a shave
Austin Sanders
Tammy is a handsome lad
no homo
Landon Edwards
Abraham's got uncanny valley hair.
Grayson White
>the city of Rui Patricio
Alexander Hughes
Lampard was always good in interviews, even as a player
Jaxon Wright
he's not a bonehead whose mind is governed exclusively by cliches
He's a certified genius, 150+ iq man. A* in Latin.
Landon Long
>i trust you'll be watching match of the day this evening
Err Gary, MotD is no now you spacker
Charles Sanchez
>Mount and Abraham could be the best partnership the premier league has seen since Michael Owen and the treatment table
Alan pls.
Chase Clark
miss those stupid headphones they used to make the managers wear for their interviews desu
Owen Nelson
He always was.
Dominic Howard
should I put Abraham in my fpl team? replacing jota
Jeremiah Cruz
yes, well done today tammy, well done... but just know, you'd better keep this form up, because one more blunder like that own goal and I will be taking myself to twitter to let you know how I feel
Jayden Campbell
Yeah I know but that was football. he actually went into his tactical theory and shit which is refreshing as fuck.
Well he has said cliches during player interviews but that was ana ctual interesting interview.
yeah but as a player, never seen him do a manager interview.
Michael Murphy
English is his native language so it puts him ahead of like 80% of managers in the premier league straight away.
Lucas Gonzalez
Frank's family is tied up behind the camera in the studio.
Matthew Barnes
>let commentators comment over the highlights after the fact >but the studio analysis and manager interviews have to be live just cant work it out lads
Thomas Collins
Dyche can speak English as a native and he never talks about his tactics or players or anything. It's all about muh diving.
Going to drop the N-Bomb lad? It's become quite the in thing to do
Isaac Watson
Yeah but my 9 year old niece can enunciate herself better than Dyche, not really a fair comparison.
Kayden Diaz
>Liverpool playing Yawn. They win. Who cares.
Jonathan Cruz
>Kevin Oghenetega Tamaraebi Bakumo-Abraham (born 2 October 1997), known as Tammy Abraham, is an English professional footballer who plays as a striker for Premier League club Chelsea and the England national team
Kevin lmao
Jaxson Gutierrez
There is a correlation with IQ. The argument you are looking for (and offering yourself as I didn't mention it) is that 'IQ tests are catered to the Western system of Education'. That's a good reason why Sub-Saharan africans perform so poorly as a group. Why Japanese people do so well gets in the way of that though.
The correlation is there but can be challenged (but is also very, very, true).
There are correlations between skull shape & race, and race & IQ. It is impossible for there not to be some link between race & IQ given those facts. Sorry, Nigger.
James Harris
Or I'll kill you and harvest your hamstrings
Ethan Sullivan
Chamberlain played shite. He’s not going to get many games this year and could see him being a bench player for the rest of his Liverpool career
Jose Brown
Jetro Willems was my FM/Fifa 16 bff, happy to see him again.
>now you remember steve bruce scoring 20 goals in a season for man u playing as a centre back
Carter Johnson
>no ex-Liverpool player on the panel
Joseph Murphy
no, the main reason is that economic structures force third worlders to be poor, and force most non whites in white countries to be poor. as I stated, wealth and income cause higher IQ. if you're going to try to pre empt my argument at least do it properly
you're a plastic if you want City to win their third in a row over Liverpool this season
Luke Sullivan
I want them both to lose
Michael Anderson
I'd rather neither won desu. Dislike them both.
Owen Morales
What if I basically don't care?
Jordan White
correlation =/= causation. basic stuff mate.
HE SHOULD BE HELD TO ACCAHNT
like the majority of neutrals, I want liverpool to win
Bentley Jones
I want literally any of the other 18 teams to win it rather than City or Livershit, but City are lesser of two evils.
Oliver Lee
he embarrassed us in front of based Pamela Anderson there
Elijah Harris
no you're not
Kevin Barnes
Its Leicester for me. Again.
Nathan James
If City win another title Sterling will be hyped up even more, for neutrals no one wants to see that happen
Connor Rogers
More of a John Terry.
Owen Russell
Your argument is poor and disproven by any basic knowledge of the systems and processes you are describing. The one I envisaged you using is better/more commonly employed. I'll aim lower next time I talk to a stupid nigger.
Juan Rivera
>Origi is the kind of striker that likes to go up against defenders. Whereas Firmino is the kind of forward that comes deep and receives the ball. And some strikers are more interested in race horses.
Alan stop.
Jose Diaz
Don't care about Sterling being hyped up. I fucking despise Liverpool and despise Man City. Either winning the PL is as bad as the other.
Tyler King
Kek
William Russell
>Pistol Phallus
Julian Edwards
Shearer went a bit quiet when Owen pointed out his attempts to manoeuvre away from the Geordies lmao.
Bentley Allen
>racists have never heard of the Flynn Effect
Alexander Gomez
Honestly forgot Man U and Spuds existed.
Ian Cruz
omg this i cant handle a black player being praised
Luis Young
Turning it off. Who cares about a bunch of mid table and bottom of the league teams
Kevin Robinson
haha yeah
Jaxon Murphy
Everyone forgets about those things anyway, like how Liverpool fans conveniently forget how Gerrard tried to force a move to Chelsea
Andrew Richardson
>Flynn Effect Explain this t. racist
Noah Allen
all the worthwhile teams have been shown, time for bed
Luis Torres
me favourite player is Ngubu
Isaiah Watson
Son ate my dog
Carter Robinson
>Heung-min was put in the 19/20 World 11 nomination list >he scored 12 goals last season in the PL >Lacazette, Aubameyang (golden boot winner), Vardy, Richardlson, Pogba and a few others all scored more lmao
Chase Torres
>it’s a Pochettino fluctuating weight episode
Robert Hill
I remember
Samuel Bailey
Can't wait until Crewe make it to the EPL because I'll have been dead for 300 years.
Austin Morris
Same, only farmers after this. Gonna play rdr2 for an hour then bed I reckon.
David Martinez
True actually, I'm racist and have never heard of it.
Matthew Clark
well im definitely not a racist but for some reason I hate raheem sterling and hate when pundits praise him. only I konw the truth, that he is shit. plus when he speaks out about racism for some reason I get really angry plus he struts around and is rich, and people shouldnt do that, especially people like him.
Ethan Howard
is Zaha finished or just not bothered?
Ryder Morales
Liverpool without Rick Parry might’ve won a league title
no, higher income = better education, from which IQ derives entirely. why are you unable to construct a counterargument, and insist on using racial slurs instead? were you not aware that racism correlates negatively with IQ? you're doing extraordinarily poorly, my stupid friend.
no its to do with skull shapes. learn some science like me
Logan Russell
The Flynn Effect exists to explain WHY niggers perform worse than whites. You seem to be aware that they/you do. So that's good. Remember that fact. You may know a list of reasons why you're dumber, sure. Excuses even. You're still living a life dominated by the Bell Curve.
Levi Cox
PIC OF CUTIE SITTING NEXT TO DAVID BECKHAM PLEASE
Evan Hernandez
Sterling talking about racism seems to get all the lefty weirdo's knickers wet despite that fact he's a fucking mong and his comments are retarded. John Barnes is the only one that seems to talk sense.
Benjamin Lee
I too have seen django unchained.
William Watson
t. browsed /pol/ for a few months and thinks he's a genius
Thomas Davis
D.Beck still styling on you
Jaxson Hernandez
>outrun by a gook
Matthew Thompson
you are racist though. virtually everyone is, including ethnic minorities themselves. it's called subconscious bias.
HAHAHA, I hope this comment was ironic! you have been thoroughly seen off at every turn. back to b with you, dumb racist.
Christian Powell
Zaha's one of the most overrated players in Premier League history
Brayden Green
yeah, plus theres something else I don't like about him. cant quite put my finger on it
Austin Reyes
care to make non-retard comments about that topic?
Samuel Turner
cant we just talk about football?
Tyler Sanders
sonny is such a qt
would fuck him for sure
Julian Fisher
t. David Moyes
Joseph Baker
Son is better than Eden Hazard. Don't @ me.
Evan Butler
I'd rather be a plastic than backing Liverpool for anything ever.
Isaiah Parker
Why did Liverpool even by Shaqiri?
Nathan Gonzalez
Not until he retires
Jason Ortiz
Here's your (you)
Cameron Stewart
One of these days Roy is going to sit in the dugout and just die in his seat.
Ethan Perez
Well I eat a nutritious, balanced and varied diet, live in a comfy leafy Home Counties suburb and am an absolute mong. Checkmate.
Decent backup. Who else could they get of that standard who'll play 20 minutes in half their matches?
Brayden Phillips
the racists started it. scroll up, they tried to inject their unfounded race politics into the beautiful game. they had to be seen off, as they were, before we could have a proper discussion.
Easton Bell
Albanian sponsor money.
Andrew Howard
demarai gray is the national league north jordon ibe
Hudson Clark
>higher income = better education, from which IQ derives entirely based on what? the correlation? high iq parents are going to be able to get their kids a better education
twins separated at birth have similar iq. also, adopted kids and birth mother show more correlation than between adopted kids and adoptive mothers
Brody Rivera
Because he was 12 million and was Stoke's best player for years.
Ryder Cruz
and no-one will notice until full time
Jordan Campbell
no shit, idiot. dumb people don't eat well or have a high quality of life. nutrition only matters if it's malnutrition
Elijah Adams
Leaves make people stupid, look at farmers. You need some technology fumes up inside your head. I've got so many microparticles in my brain I'm basically a cyborg at this point.
Nolan Gray
IQ isn't meme shit, people think they understand it but they don't have a fucking clue. IQ is huge in psychology and a critical variable in vast areas of social statistical analysis.
Nathan Watson
N
Connor Ortiz
I
Lincoln Martin
My mum has an IQ of about 150.
Robert Green
P
Jordan Cooper
neat
Nathan Flores
im 158 IQ but lazy, thats why i sit at home and masturbate all day long but I am a genius really
Isaac Thomas
I thought Basedoncu and Evans were better than Maguire
Mason Allen
nah, it's late hours, what did you expect? high quality discussion? eating a nice balanced meal is the best thing that could ever happen top you degenerate piece of shit lol okay
Samuel Flores
stop trying, it's getting embarrassing. Yea Forums is a normie board, we'll have none of your daft neo nazism.
Hunter Lewis
they are but they both had below average games
maguire is a mong and bad at football
Evan Rogers
Dammit, Söyoncu
Jason Ortiz
We're still here Jamal.
Julian Mitchell
Go read what Barnes says. Basically: - Racism is a societal issue, not a footballing one. Punishing clubs is pointless as those throwing racist abuse around don't care. - Focusing on verbal racist abuse at football matches ignores verbal abuse in general, of all kinds. Look at why people abuse football players to start with. - Players like Sancho and Rose moaning about how being called names at football affects their love of the game isn't convincing. They're privileged enough to not experience the real societal and structural effects of racism that others do.
Dylan Garcia
>IQ is a load of meme shit is that why it correlates with average lifetime earnings?
Hunter Jenkins
I'm 160 according to the mensa academy game I bought on the xbox live marketplace a few years ago. All you have to do is pause it on the maths questions ;)
Blake Nelson
based and coompilled
Nicholas Kelly
Because they're below average players? Evans is literally surplus to United and he's better than Söyoncu
Andrew Williams
will Manchester utd win a trophy again
Michael Allen
what's your IQ mate?
Samuel Phillips
Oh dear. He fell for the IQ meme.
>eating a nice balanced meal is the best thing that could ever happen top you degenerate piece of shit lol Try again in English.
Bentley Nguyen
city hate liverpool more than they hate united, yet city are only liverpool's third biggest rivals what an embarrassing lot
Carson Edwards
evans is clearly better than shitters like jones and rojo
Brandon Perry
I just took a lot of IQ tests until I found one that gave me a high number. I dont even read the questions I just guess.
Thomas White
imagine your biggest rivals only putting you 3rd or 4th
Angel Sullivan
High iq approach
Julian Fisher
An Mensa agent tried to test me once. l ate his liver with some fava beans and a lil bit of the bubbly
Alexander White
Jones literally benched Evans when he was fit. If Jones had the limited responsibilities Evans has now he'd do just as well, arguably better.
Mason Brooks
Can't wait for the women's football show lads
Aaron Clark
what difference does that make?
Grayson Cook
>tfw our biggest rivals have us as 1 but all the teams who we'd put as 2, 3, 4, 5 don't even have us in their top 5 Mixed feelings.
Logan Brooks
Hate this covering the mouth shit. What media training nonsense.
Adrian Roberts
every successful person admits you need a bit of luck and to be awarded a 160 IQ purely by luck proves I am a really lucky guy, and also smart because I have high IQ.
Aiden Stewart
Makes a difference if you'll be rich or poor so shouldnt you want to know asap?
Easton Brooks
OOH A LITTLE BIT OF THE BUBBLEH
Angel Thompson
just shows how plastic the club is that Liverpool is their biggest rival. god i hate city
Joshua Foster
city-liverpool is a meme rivalry that only city's new gloryhunters from outside the two cities care about actual city fans hate united more than they love city
Brayden Phillips
well it sounds like you watched a stefan molyneux video once so I was just wondering how high above 200 yours is
Because they get bollocked in the press if they use naughty words. Don't blame them.
Nicholas James
'ok'
i'm going to end this here, not much point arguing with a fat yank spastic about "soccer"
Xavier Lee
if news of the world was still around chris wilder would definitely be caught up in some kind of paul jewell-esque sting
Nathan Hall
if you do multiple IQ tests, you add the results together right?
Blake Hughes
WHOOOOOO CARES
Jonathan Ortiz
>IQ is a load of meme shit
dumb cunt
Eli Young
no-one, that is why no-one is talking about football any more
Lucas Clark
It's fair enough. The media take the fucking piss with players so they're well within their rights to control how they're presented in the media.
Lincoln Davis
>a lil bit of the bubbly top meme
Josiah Peterson
Good goal tbhqh
Grayson Allen
haha he's still watching. point and laugh
Ian Brooks
Take the average of them.
Jack Barnes
Maybe you're right, the tabloids are to blame for most things.
Zachary Baker
Did you do one of those online ones that said you were brainier than Einstein, bog-trotter?
Nolan Stewart
>billy shart
Jason Butler
I wanted to see Sheff Utd get refballed
Austin Young
>Fat >Yank
Wrong, and You clearly can't say that Maguire is a worst player between Evans and Soioncu
Jack Hernandez
ok but obviously I discount the ones where I got a low number because those were clearly rigged. if IQ tests were real I would get the same number every time
Joseph Fisher
it's correlation. it doesn't mean every smart person is rich and every stupid person is poor
didn't people know iq correlates with earnings? don't they know that SATs in the US are proxy IQ tests and it's obviously smart people do better on them? I really would like to know if anyone who says iq tests don't matter thinks that a doctor or a lawyer or a Jeff Bezos or a professor etc have low IQs. isn't it all obvious?
Jeremiah Sanchez
Just look at how John Terry got fucked over.
Ethan Rodriguez
>can't even recognise his own flag >american education
Lincoln Anderson
l'm leaving bye lads
Xavier Perry
ur mum correlates with my dick
Christopher Rivera
There are several legitimate reasons why the number result you get from an IQ test will be different. I really can't be arsed going into it all, too many cunts on this thread who know fuck all about IQ and think their opinion is worth a shit. Do some of your own research on it.
Nicholas Bennett
I'm worried my IQ is too low to research IQ so I need to find out my IQ first.
Christian Nguyen
yeah well your dick correlates with my dick
Cameron Lewis
This faggot that keeps saying correlation sounds like a right twat lads.
Owen Rivera
Night, mate.
Colton Rivera
Kinda gay mate
John Cox
wow bit gay but ok
Mason Peterson
Brilliant logic, as displayed by your argument
Jayden Turner
>GOOGLE 'IQ BY COUNTRY' >CHUCKLE @ NIGGERS
Ian Harris
did I ruin the whole thread, lad? kek
bit gay that you two poofters had the exact same thought at the same time. can't you come up with independent thoughts?
why would IQ stop you? no-one is saying you should live your life by it. they're simply saying that it has some significance
Colton Garcia
I just did some research and apparently you can trick an IQ test by doing it over and over again until you get the right answer on every question. I'm going to do this until I have the biggest IQ in the world
Austin Ward
about ten different 'faggots' but okay
Jaxson Perry
You've finally figured it out then, mate; just lie. You can do anything with the power of lying and anything you can't do you can just say you can. Foolproof.
Landon Hernandez
sounds like low IQ tricks to me lad. you won't poison me with your insidious ways. my mind correlates with genius while yours correlates with being stupid and gay
Ian James
Smart thinking, lad. Can tell you're a proper brainiac and you don't even need to do an IQ test.
Ryder Cox
I know many of the criticisms, some are even legitimate to some extent, but none come even close to dismissing the utility of IQ in many applications.
dyche will be calling up brighton's chairman and spouting anti-gay jibes
Cameron Nelson
ok i'm bored with shitposting in this thread now. my IQ is too high for this
Anthony Cooper
I keep getting higher results from IQ tests because each time i do them i learn what they're actually asking for. so what IQ result should i take as my actual IQ?
Isaiah Gutierrez
The one who started it with >correlation =/= causation Know it all liberal student language.
Kevin Hill
well this means your IQ is getting higher because you are learning each test you take. your most recent IQ test is the correct value
Elijah Russell
Do an IQ test with your eyes closed. Proper mega minds do this.
Nathaniel Miller
Mensas phoenix test is considered the best. You have to pay to take it.
Zachary Cooper
we all know the truth in this thread, that it actually DOES equal causation and I have to question the IQ of anyone who thinks otherwise
Isaac Watson
i'm too scared to do this, i don't know how i could live knowing i was a literal brainlet
Joseph Collins
My IQ is the same as Burnley's shot's on target percentage ;_;
Lincoln Mitchell
I think we already established that i'm left wing, and therefore not a liberal. you never went to uni mate? must be fucking stupid
Jacob Parker
>paying to take an IQ test is there anything more low IQ?
Charles Martinez
Don't know about you lads but that Romesh Ranganathan feller should be in more TV shows, he's really not getting the exposure he deserves.
Jaxson Fisher
>racism is a societal issue, not a footballing one okay I actually agree with that >Focusing on verbal racist abuse at football matches ignores verbal abuse in general, of all kinds wait, what? if they focus on racist chants to, I guess, punish teams, how does it ignore verbal racial abuse in general? >Look at why people abuse football players to start with because they are black and fuck up 'their' team? >Players like Sancho and Rose moaning about how being called names at football affects their love of the game isn't convincing. They're privileged enough to not experience the real societal and structural effects of racism that others do. Tbh I'm happy that you actually tried to elaborate in a way that even a retard like me understands,but even if richkids don't really 'feel' the the societal and structural effect of racism it doesn't make their distaste for racism any less relevant. If even someone as privileged as Rose or Sancho say that football fans have affected their love for football negatively it speaks enough volume top tell you that racism in football is a kinda serious issues, doesn't ie?
Henry Bennett
Do a chargeback with your CC company after completion. High IQ move.
Chase Reyes
it is pretty smart-ass. to think you can just shrug at something because 'lol correlation and causation are two different things' is silly. it goes against a good amount of arguments that people normally make too
Ian Perry
>wait, what? if they focus on racist chants to, I guess, punish teams, how does it ignore verbal racial abuse in general? You misunderstood. It ignores all other abuse. Like how is calling someone a paedophile acceptable and why would you do it at a football match? Does this not have the same phycological effect on folk as say calling them a coon, or chanting monkey noises?
Matthew Cruz
i love when iqlets get mad and try to delegitimise iq tests and out themselves as insecure about their intelligence and therefore the iqlets that they are
Kayden Wood
When I applied to medical school, you don't do IQ tests, you do aptitude tests. You're given a timed quiz on various things. The average for students was 500/500/400 or something like that. I got 560/580/360 or something. In total above average. Aptitude tests are a better measure of intelligence than IQ tests, because the latter can be trained for. My dad has an IQ of 160+, yet he isn't in Mensa or anything, he's just good at IQ tests.
Colton Young
Only pakis, poltards and insecure turds that go to shit-tier unis/ex-polys care about IQ.
Grayson Rogers
IQ tests aren't just about measuring intelligence. Did you even read the post you were replying to? If your dad genuinely has a 160+ IQ he could get in Mensa, that's literally their one qualification for entry, a 98th percentile IQ. Just fuck off.
Benjamin Cook
racism isn't being called mean names, it's being forced to have a lower quality of life due to the colour of your skin. which is reinforced by the mean names. that's why the mean names matter.
it was shown that, even if IQ is adequate to apply globally, it correlates exclusively with income and wealth, and not race.
Sebastian Evans
Mensa is for elite networking and headhunting.
Ryan Sanders
I was in Mensa for a few years, it's full of faggots. I don't recommend it.
Jaxson Kelly
>racism isn't being called mean names, it's being forced to have a lower quality of life due to the colour of your skin. Which is Barnes' point.
Benjamin Thompson
>society of people who take IQ tests seriously is full of faggots shocker
Joseph Lopez
all the butthurt guys obviously care about them
also >only x like y is lame
Mason Nelson
Yes, he could get into Mensa (doubtful now, he's old) years ago but he didn't apply because IQ tests are largely irrelevant. The word 'intelligence' is just an all round word, again, aptitude tests challenge more than just spotting patterns or whatever (yes I know that isn't just what IQ tests are, stop taking everything i say literally to the extreme).
Finally, common sense and general knowledge is also incredibly important. You might be able to spot what square is wrong in a group of 8, but you don't know that blood is red when inside you (I use this example because I knew a guy with like 140IQ who thought that human blood was blue and only showed red when exposed to oxygen when you cut yourself). Again, high IQ is great for certain things but not for general all around 'intelligence' (this word, again, meaning stuff like general knowledge, problem solving etc).
Aaron Ward
Jesus, I'm so drunk that I actually quoted myself lol Ooooh, I see. Sorry about that. Didn't really think that one through. But still, that's retarded, isn't it? Did anybody ever say "yeah, let's ignore every other dumb shit the fans are singing"? I'm all for 'let's make fun of someone on the pitch' chants, but not if the chant boils down to 'he's black lol!' But maybe I'm just too leftist.
Ethan Martin
>all the butthurt guys obviously care about them You mean those desperately trying to convince people they aren't a boring dull autist by quoting their 160 IQ test result as if anyone genuinely cares?
Gavin Ramirez
Because it's more about exploring why people abuse football players altogether rather than simply boiling it down to why do people do monkey chants. Bobby Huth made a similar point a few weeks back. There's no line and no push back or condemnation against any abuse regardless of severity and so people will keep pushing the boundaries of what is acceptable.
Gavin Barnes
IQ is standardised for age. IQ tests are not 'largely irrelevant'. I cant even be arsed reading everything you wrote after this because you're not reading what I write and you have no fucking clue what you're on about. Again, just fuck off.
Nathaniel Hernandez
>8 seconds
Bentley Brooks
Seems you're the retard here tbf. I bet you're a paki or blackie.
So any idea why people abuse football players? It can't just be jealousy, right? Then they'd be regularly abusing white players as well. So, why do football-fans retort to abuse players? As you said, exploring why they do monkey-chants is rather dumb, >There's no line and no push back or condemnation against any abuse regardless of severity and so people will keep pushing the boundaries of what is acceptable Yeah, that's true. But what kinda punishment would you implement? Everything I've heard so far boils down to 'penalize the team of which the fans are the loudest' which I think is kinda dumb There's the obvious problem of people pretending to be the fan of their rival's team to get them fucked over and also the problem of pretty much everyone getting fucked over because of two or three dumbasses But to be honest I don't really see any reasonably good solution to this kinda problem myself
Nathaniel Martinez
I think most racist online abuse is just people who think it's funny and don't really give a fuck. Like if you could get them and probe them I doubt you'd find many genuine racists. They know what they say will get a reaction in the media so they just do it 'for the bantz' or whatever.
Jace Jones
>incredibly important To what? To being 'intelligent' or to being a chess-master, mathematician, lawyer etc. Probably the latter set is what people arguing IQ is important are talking about.
>he didn't apply because IQ tests are largely irrelevant Irrelevant in the sense that he didn't need to know it to do well or irrelevant in the sense that it has no effect on him doing well? Usain Bolt probably doesn't need to know the precise genes he has which made him fast but having those genes are relevant to him being fast.
Julian Harris
So basically like people on here fishing for (you)s like its /pol/ lol?
Julian Myers
>Then they'd be regularly abusing white players as well. They do.
Gabriel Wood
Yeah I guess so. But they're not calling white players 'crackers' or some shit. They're just calling them tossers or whatever.
Nicholas Jenkins
tossers is the n word for white people. don't you dare marginalise people of toss
Oliver Morgan
You think there's no white people in football being abused for their ethnic identity? How do you explain Scotland, or abuse Germans get in England, etc?
Jack Reyes
>tfw everybody already forgot about Mkhitaryan not being able to attend the Europa League final
Jaxson Ross
Imagine choking her...
Landon Ross
>even if IQ is adequate to apply globally, it correlates exclusively with income and wealth, and not race. Absolute lie. IQ is 80% genetic at birth.
