/NFL/ General - Based Kraft edition

Does anyone even stand a chance against us?

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He's also #1 in turnovers in the last 5 years or so
Austrian bros unite

i'm a cowboys fan and i love seeing huge dicks inside my gf

I can’t think of a single bad Austrian person.

Chad Siemian week 6.

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Also the Patriots are my AFC team

I love my gf (guy)

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO POST THE NEWS ME SNEED THE NEWS

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>the cucks that lost in WW2
OH NONO NO N NO

BASED

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Holy shit, you must be the most based American ever

>this nigga got cucked by femto
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Very problematic post

>Brady is the GOAT
>losing record to Eli in the owl
Hmmm

AAF-ers never die

name another QB with 9 SB appearances and 6 rings
I'll wait

I don't see how that has to do with anything.

Why do cucks always put Mahomes ahead of Brady in QB rankings?
It's fucking embarrassing
How many years does Brady need to prove them wrong to get it through their thick skulls

>this amount of COPE
Eli is 2-0 (TWO AND ZERO) against Brady in the owl

man, based 56% qb in in KC really makes these pat cucks insecure.

NO NO NO THIS IS ANARCHY WE NEED NEWS IN THE GENERAL WE NEED MORE GENERALS TOO INDIVIDUAL THREADS ARE ANARCHY MOMMYYYYYYYYY CALL JANNY HE NEEDS TO FIX THIS, NOW!

>b-b-but muh no look pass!!!

What’s the best QB nickname and why is it Stat Padford

it was a lot of fun. I miss it a lot.

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>Austria is fast becoming one of the largest international football supporters on spuh
Based. We need to bring back the European league bros. What's the best Austrian city to put a team in? What mascot best embodies the Austrian spirit? I feel like you guys need a clean, classic look too instead of the garish colorways of the first incarnation of the league.

Jake 'The Snake' Plummer

Just think about the tens of thousands of Antonio Brown Raiders jerseys were bought and sold only for them to become absolute mockery meme tier overnight

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Spics can’t afford jerseys.

Not sure if retarded or based
Probably both

>raidnigger fans
>having money for merch
Lmao no

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH /nfl/ SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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this, they had to buy fake shit and ICE btfo them all

>Big Dick Nick
>Air McNair

DAS A W DAS AN 1

>not Jake "the Snake" Stabler
Bruh.
Also
>Joe Cool
>Broadway Joe
>Tom Terrific
>the Blonde Bomber
>Norman "Boomer" Esiason
>Andy "Red Rifle" Dalton
>"Matty Ice"

It just has to be the Vienna Royals. The colorway wouldd be white and red and the mascot could be one of the great Austrian emperors

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Now all we get in spring is Mcmahon's meme league

roll

And Brady made 7 more owls besides those 2 and won 6 of them

Wow is this really what the average Stoolers fan looks and sounds like... ?

Yikes.

youtube.com/watch?v=zkOX_J3G11k

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Yes they can

Bro it's like 10:00 PM in Austria. Why aren't you out getting annexed by Germany?

They are in for another disappointment tomorrow!
GO HAWKS

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there are zero (0) boat themed teams
I don't know if I can do it

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white? yeah i'm sorry not every team can have spics and niggers as the only people supporting them

What about a red/steel gray with a red/white/red tri color on the helmet and pants? Maybe a comfy sleeve stripe too. I really wanna feature that aesthetic military uniform vibe.

lol this fucking intro
youtube.com/watch?v=hyJgmDlOw_Q
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I am actually working on an essay for uni. Just having Yea Forums open in a different tab, pretty comfy actually

I am the Seahawks fan and then there is also a Dolphins fan but I believe there is a third Austrian poster as well who hasn't shown his allegiance yet

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Johnny Football

Kek absolutely pathetic

Could absolutely work. Austria also has an Eagle on its Coat of arms so maybe that could be incorporated as well

yinzers are not people

>not the Vienna Monarchs
Franz Joseph would be a great mascot though

Maybe we could get a foxy Sissi too

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For me it’s the Notre Dame Football Irish on Saturday

Could work, though I don't want to see AB trying to rape her

edp445 would kick both these white boys ass

The world needs a World Bowl of Football.

>mosley and williams out for monday
0-2 here we come

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Imagine an all samoan offensive line

Yeah but the biggest and strongest o-line doesn't help you if you have a >black qb

Vikings WILL win the division, starting this Sunday

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There already is one. At least there was a few years ago.

possums are so fucking ugly

>Cuck Cousins

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lmao good one user

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*wins*

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It should be a 4 year world tournament.
Also the different styles of offense/defense.
The asians would be technical and sneaky while the slavs would be aggressive and brute force.
I see this happening within this century

Can't wait til my cowbies BTFO the r******s and show everyone that they're much better than the shittydelphia beagles

AYO AYO ATO HOL UP
Fuck the cowboys.

It was. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IFAF_World_Championship
I remember watching the 07 Cup.

>yfw da bears win da superb owl

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Jest might as well start tanking while they can

THE SEMEN MAN IS BACK BABY
I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME

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>no mosley
>no williams
chief they aint winning MNF

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>seething

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If the NFL did a Europe expansion it would probably be 4 teams at the most. What cities/regions would be best and how do you think it would work?
I think London is a lock and I'm rooting for you Austrian gentlemen. Other than that, Idk. They might have to compete primarily in division or on the road since NFL teams in the states would have an issue playing more than one or two games overseas.

cameo.com/eatdatpussy445

Should I request a shoutout for Yea Forums ? Only $25

Germany and France would get one.

I'm saying it needs to be bigger. Foreign countries need to promote it more, because in the USA it's huge.
Cowboys don't play the Eagles until week 7. Until then I see both teams winning all games desu
Eagles might have trouble with the Vikings and Cowboys might have trouble with the Saints though.

SAY OUR NAME

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>doubting my nigga Trevor Siemian
BRUH...

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The European Football League needs to grow

I don't care about the Jests I just like Semen Man

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is that the same white dude in that meme BLACKED picture?

Looks like it, he looks absolutely disgusting.

Yup. The very same. Go Packies Go!

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yes

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For it to bigger it needs to involve much more countries which isn't feasible at the moment. At best it can hope to be like the Rugby Worl Cup.

OH NO NO NO NO

Makes sense.
Could also have an international division with 3 European teams and one in Toronto. I want more but I don't think the NFL could support more than 36 teams. The quality of play might erode past that point.

VIKINGS

Zeke is gonna fumble twice and dak throws 2 picks, one for a pick 6. Redskins win

Vienna Imperials perhaps? Beckon back to the days of the HRE and AH?

I'm thinking a red jersey with white block numbers and white sleeve stripes and steel gray pants with the tri color stripe. Grey helmets with a red crest so this Big Black Eagle will pop and the same stripe scheme down the middle. Basically the 49ers but sub out the gold for that nice grey coat military color.

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I doubt they'd get to go with something like that because anything that could even be remotely construed as hailing nationalism/imperialism of the past or present is all but illegal in Europe. They would be made to be the Vienna Sausages.

Berlin, Paris and London would be locked in. I don't think Vienna would have any chance desu. Perhaps London would even get two teams. As much as it seems like the NFL would love to expand or move some franchises, I just find it very hard to imagine how it could work in regards to timezones, jetlags and the long flights.

yes, there was a whole thread about him on Yea Forums earlier. Expect him to become a big meme in the cumming days

Austrians are pretty patriotic still so I doubt they themselves would mind but I think the NFL would not like the looks of it. The described uniform sounds great though

Over/Under on my Toxins putting up 30 on the Jags?

>Expect him to become a big meme in the cumming days
makes sense why there's alot of threads of him on Yea Forums

way under, Watson a shit

>Vienna
>London
>Edinburgh
>Dublin
>Paris
>Orleans
>Marseilles
>Munich
>Frankfurt
>Berlin
>Madrid
>San Sebastian
>Warsaw
>Rome
>Florence
>Milan
There 16 teams, two 8 team conferences (north/south roughly along the Rhine as a boundary) each with 2 divisions. Play say 12 games a year plus NFL style tournament but no wild cards.

For me, it's the Cincinnati Bengal Tigercats.

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SKOL VIKINGS
FUCK PACKIES

Pepper your angus

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Trevor Siemian is finna pull a Foles on Darnold.

Are Browns fans going to call the Browns the greatest team of all time again after they beat the Jets with half their starting players out?

Russ, Mutthomes and Watson seem to be the exception of the >black QB meme. The Jags D had major chimpouts last week already and tomorrow they will be without Bouye and Ngakoue. If Minshew doesn't turn out to be special, this one should be an easy win for Houston

The quality of play in a league that would be European only would be pretty terrible. They need to have just a few European teams that play half the season here (with US teams visiting) and half the season in the US

>Europeans
>not allowed to have patriotic sports clubs and events
BRUH. That's all their soccer leagues and tournaments are. A stand in for their military glory past. Rome has Romulus and Remus suckling at the she-wolf for a logo. They play a Champions League every year plus a NT euro tournament every 4 plus the FIFA World Cup every 4. European sports is the last thing allowed to be steeped in patriotism and regionalism.

Yeah, i'm thinking the Tennessee Oilers are...BASED

Imagine how much it must suck to be one of Cam Newton's offensive linemen. Not because it's not fun to play with Cam, but because if Cam is underperforming there's almost always one O-Lineman who is singled out and blamed for everything wrong with the offense.

Byron Bell, Mike Remmers, Matt Kalil. Now everyone's turned on Daryl Williams for getting manhandled even though he's coming off a major knee injury and had to switch positions. At least in scapegoating Devin Funchess you could say he wasn't that guy. Williams is an All-Pro for crying out loud.

Have them be able to draft with the American NFL and then have the NFL/EFL have a combined playoffs of division winners but have a host city model so that the travel is equal. Top Euro seed gets to host and top American seed gets to host. Super Bowl remains as it is and is a sepatatly hosted event at a neutral city.

Since the Jets & Trevor Siemian are winning I guess we don't have to wonder about that.

I hope so, user.

Can't wait to destroy Minshew so that people will shut the fuck up about him and his stupid mustache.

For me, it's the Edmonton Oilers.

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>paying a QB $84 million to not pass the ball and still win
Imagine how much better the Vikings would be if they had just keep Keenum on a cheaper contract and had more cap space to play with

he's r*ddit incarnate

t. Seething UW fan

For Watson and Brees, this season only:

Most passing yards: Brees
Highest completion percentage: Brees
Most total team offensive yards: Brees
Most total team points scored; Brees
Wins: Brees
Most autustic Austrian fans who have no idea what they're talking about: Watson

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Minshew is a good kid and certainly 4channel approved.

Please post your top 5 qbs

Brady
Brees
Wilson
Rivers
Who cares

>Rivers

Pig Ben

Brady
Brees
Rodgers
Rivers
Wilson

1. Brady
2. Mahomes
3. Brees
4. Wilson
5. Rodgers

Lamar Jackson >>>>>>>>> Baker Memefield

Wilson isn't what he used to be, Mahomes is the new Wilson.

>2. Mahomes

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>no Mahomes
SEETHING

Reposting stats from the other thread:
nfl.com/gamecenter/2019090900/2019/REG1/texans@saints
Brees:
>370yds
>119 yac
>32/43 cp/att
>2 tds
>1 int
>1 pass over 30 yds
>0 (zero) plays over 20 yds
Watson:
>268 yds
>76 yac
>20/30 cp/att
>3 tds
>1 int
>1 pass over 50 yds
>2 passes over 30 yds
>2 passes over 20 yds
Brees can't throw for shit. All in all Watson's had the better performance.

You mean besides the Saints, Seahawks, Rams, Packers, Vikings, Patriots and Chiefs?

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>5. Rodgers

Wilson is fine. One game isn’t enough to say he’s lost a step.

Wentz still needs to prove himself. He'll be up there imo, just not until he wins a super bowl on his own.

So European and US teams wouldn't meet in the regular season? The biggest problem with this kind of system are - in my mind - the players. I doubt that young players out of college are that interested in coming to Europe and might also have problems with adapting the culture/language. I also wonder how many veteran Free Agents would be willing to come to Europe where the market is much smaller in terms of publicity and advertisement.

Wilson was never great. He’s always been underrated by normies, but overrated by Yea Forums.

Who's the QB for the Jags since Foles is out?

>posts numbers that literally prove Brees is better
>too european to know it

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>This is supposedly a top 5 ranked QB in the NFL
youtube.com/watch?v=ZpohUjzR99U

lol just stop...

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It's the past few seasons I was referring to though.

Wilson is great.

*puts up 100+ yards on your defense*

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You mean the season where he would have won MVP if they went to the playoffs

Yeah I'd love to have a qb who can't throw over 5 yds anymore

Gardner Beowulf Minshew II

>if

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>Russ, Mutthomes and Watson seem to be the exception of the >black QB meme

Russ is an honorary white person, anybody who triggered ghetto shits like Lynch and Sherman because he has too many white friends has to be based.

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*sacks your QB on the first play of the game*

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Playoff wins without the #1 PPG defense in the league: 0
He can’t drag bad teams to playoff wins

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Neither can Rodgers but nobody says he isn’t elite.

>muh deep ball

yeah, how's that working out for you

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>Posting a pass deflected at the line
Seethe harder

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>imagining a deflection
cope

Smart, handsome, hell of a QB, cucked future, fucking a beautiful Nubian goddess and plays with sick kids at the hospital. Yeah I’m thinking Wilson is based.

>short
Lmao

>cucked Future

Future cucked him. Wilson's paying the bill for Future's offspring, while Future fucks chicks at the club every other night.

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D. Carr: 37/56, 487 yds, 5 TDs, 1 INT, 10-15 rush yds,
P. Mahomes 36/60, 459 yds. 5 TDs, 2 ints, 10-20 rush yds

T. Williams, 6 rec, 116 yds, 2 TDs
D. Waller 5 rec, 109 yds, 1 TD
H. Renfrow 5 rec, 88 yds, 1 TD

T. Kelce 7 rec, 220 yds, 2 TDs
S. Watkins, 5 rec, 157 yds, 1 TD
L. McCoy, 5 rec, 126 yds, 1 TD

J. Jacobs, 21 car, 107 YD 1 TD
J. Richard, 10 car, 43 yds

L. McCoy 20 csr, 89 yds, 2 TDs
D. Williams, 9 car, 39 yds

t. Future

Only the truly elite can win a SB with a bottom 10 defense.

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>using team achievements in a qb comparison
Brees is washed up. At the end of last season he played like shit and at the start of this season he can't even throw the ball further than 5 yds. The saints are lucky they got Kamara and Sean Payton who's one of the best coaches in the league.

Repeat of the SNF game?

would love to see these stats put up

>grabbed cleveland browns -1 on monday morning around 1 AM
>line moves to CLE -3 in 12 hours
>sammy boy gets mono and the line is CLE -6.5 now
insomnia has its perks

19 hours and 23 minutes until Antonio Brown's debut with the Patriots

At the end of last season he was on his way to the superbowl before the literal worst blown call of all time happened.

You don't actually believe any of this shit you're writing, do you?

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Yeah no regular season but a combined tourney for the super bowl and the players would be drafted and traded like any other team or franchise. There will be one CBA and everyone gets compensated the same. Financially it wouldn't matter to the player if he's in Vienna or NYC and he still gets to compete for a super bowl but plays regular season in Europe. I think many players would also enjoy being in Europe. It's a lot of fun and pretty comfy. A lot of NBA guys end up in China and Europe offers a much better lifestyle than China. Cam Newton in Milan? Dude would have a blast hanging out with the fashion industry elites and being the face of a franchise there.

What’s the plan tomorrow boys?
>going to go running tomorrow morning
>tailgating sponsored by local radio station with a Bloody Mary bar at 10
>going to a sports bar and grill with friends and family to watch the game
Gonna be comfy as fuck

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand The Dallas Cowboys. The playbook is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the plays will go over a typical analyst's head. There's also Kellen Moore's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his offensive schemes- his personal style draws heavily from Wade Wilson's coaching style, for instance. The true fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these plays, to realise that they're not just well developed- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike The Dallas Cowboys truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in The Cowboy's existential catchphrase "WE DEM BOYZ," which itself is a cryptic reference to Wiz Khalifa's epic Blacc Hollywood. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated Eagles fan simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dak Prescott's genius wit unfolds itself on their defensive formations. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Dallas Cowboys tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

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Puckers or Vikeks?
I have picked the Keks by 3 right now but I dont like it

>Wake up
>Start drinking
>Watch Niners/Bengals at 11:00
>Question life the rest of the day
At least there's football

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So the plan is for the XFL to buy the AAF rights after this first absolute BOOM of a first season and immediately expand with all of those former teams, am I right lads?

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>Sean Payton
>One of the best coaches in the league
He's a hack who's been carried by Brees for years. He legit sucks.

Vikings. Just because the puckers defense beat the bottom ranked offense of the beasr does not make them competent.

All I want is our Bears to tank and get Tua next season.

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I think you might be retarded. You should get that checked out

his team was on the way to the sb. You clearly didn't watch the games.
Name another coach that could do what Peyton is doing with Taysom Hill

>move yo No Virginia over the summer
>football season comes around
>see redskins shit everywhere
I can't believe there are unironic Redskins fans.

What games should I bother watching tomorrow?

Vikes at GB is the matchup to watch this weekend. This is usually the time my boys in purple fall apart so hoping for a backbone.

Considering fucking Cincy/Seattle was one of the better games last week, wait until they start to decide

Saints vs. Rams
Green Gay vs. Viqueefs
Boyz vs. Skins
Chiefs vs. Raiders
Failcons vs. Eagles

All bound to be decent games.

one of two things
>get together with the lads around noon and order some pizza and wings while watching the games on tv and irl shitposting about our fantasy football league
or
>hangout with my parents watching the cowboys-redskins and eating lidl store brand chicken wings

Pats have the hottest fans

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Seahawks raping shittsburgh. If you want to see highscore look out for the pats against Miami. With their offense they might go 60+ points

Fitzmagic will lace the Pats this weekend

>Name another coach that could do what Peyton is doing with Taysom Hill
What exactly is he doing with Taysom Hill that is worth talking about?

>Using one single player successfully as a qb, rb and te is not worth talking about.
Oook

>gookmoot fucking with servers again
Jesus Christ selling Yea Forums was a mistake

But he's not successful at any of those positions. As a TE he can't block and isn't good at receiving, as a RB he's really only good when executing the zone read and often he makes the wrong read, and as a QB he's just awful.

Worst case is expand every 4 years or so. San Diego is definitely getting a team in the first expansion and there really isn't any reason to not take the AAF rights for the Fleet.

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*autistic screeching*

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I just quit my job today.

I thought the Bahamas were all dead? You fuckers are zombies now?

Banana picking not giving you the success you wanted?

Nice. Fuck wagecucking, live your life

congrats lad

Could actually work out that way! It would just be a huge undertaking to start up that many franchises at once. There are no NFL caliber coaches here and the teams would need facilities and stadiums. But I would love to see the sport expand that way and it would obviously also lead to more European players

This is what everyone in or around Pittsburgh looks like yes. The rest of PA has been petitioning Ohio to annex them for decades

>austrian emperors
>great

>Dak Prescott isn't elit---
OH.
Looks pretty elite when he doesn't have the worst receiving core in the league

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so he's a receiverbabby

Has Shittsburgh drowned under yinzer tears yet

shut the fuck up retard, that kike didn't have money to keep running Yea Forums

It will after the Steelers get bootyblasted by my Seahawks tomorrow.

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I'm sorry, Cincinnati.

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He'll get murked in the opening drives.

literally every single QB requires WR/TE/RB to catch all of their passes (aside from the rare batted pass that the QB catches for themselves). He had a complete trash receiving core at the beginning of last season, now he basically just has an above-average one at best

their O-line is ass too

Who dissappears in big games more often. JJ Watt or Julio Jones?

That's why I'm apologizing now. They are going to sack Dalton multiple times rushing 4.

The entire team for both teams. When they play each other the fans are gonna wonder why they paid to watch an empty stadium for 3 hours.

now you have more time to watch dolphins games

So Pats have record of 1/6 in miami.. they're going there again tomorrow and the spread is 19 pts..... will Miami cover?

ABSOLUTELY BASED

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Honestly you should never hit a woman unless she's charging you with a dangerous weapon

i live in Belgiumkistan, i'm safe don't worry.

>hitting a woman just because she charged at you with a knife
ummmm sweetie? That's pretty misogynistic of you, please stop promoting the patriarchy like that or we're going to have to send you to prison k

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Honestly you should never hit a woman. Unless you to tell her to shut her fucking mouth and that dumb bitch keeps spouting off.

>*btfos the cowcucks*
You’re welcome, /nfl/

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I'll be routing for you.

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>QBs are now black
Whities in USA BTFO

You would be the expert, I suppose.

>are now
There have always been black QBs.

how do i get a sweden girlfriend, i'm brown.

>I’m brown
Then it’s easy mode

Yes, the saints are dragging Drew Brees' useless corpse to the playoffs. That's what's happening.

Of course, he's responsible for 90% of their offense and has to score 30 per game because the defense is shit but when they win he's just along for the ride. Riiiiight.

You are so fucking full of shit and you know it. Quit being a contrarian faggot.

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Fuck drew Brees that due's sucks

lad should I pay EDP the $25 bones for a Yea Forums shoutout?

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Go there

no, he hates Yea Forums

Sweden finally starts paying attention once there's BBC involved

leave your expectations at the door and hop on the wild ride

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sad

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Yeah, but the Browns line is garbage and I think you have better coaches. Jest could still win this. The Browns are still garbage

This is 4channel, not Yea Forums

Will >my Tennessee TItans football club spaghetti against the clots AGAIN? or will >we have a decisive win now that Luck (He deserved better) is gone

I’m gonna say nigger

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I'm gonna say Joe Flacco is elite

>Redskins already most injured team in the league going into Week 2. They have 6 players downgraded to Out/Doubtful, not including T. Williams. Only one team has 5 (Jaguars)
Every goddamn year

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Haven't had a conversation with a girl in 5 years

in your fucking dreams nerd

At least this probably won't happen to Keenum, right?

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Hi. My name is Patrick Mahomes and I am the best quarterback in the NFL. I just can't wait to BTFO the raidniggers this sunday. I am unstoppable. This year, I will lead the KANSAS CITY CHIEFS to their 2nd superb owl victory and there is nothing anyone can do about it lol. For all teams playing against me in 2019, get ready for the big L!

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This nigga looks like a math teacher

I really doubt that keenum will play all season, even if he doesn’t get injured.
I can see the incompetent front office, rushing Haskins out there only for HIM to get injured

can someone explain what Gayse is doing in this video?

>Brees is responsible for 90% of their offense
pro-football-reference.com/teams/nor/2018.htm
>59 offensive tds last season
>26 rushing tds
>33 passing tds
>6000yds total
>4000 receiving
>2000 rushing
>in the last 4 regular season games Brees had 3 tds and 4 int
>in the 2 playoff games Brees had 4 tds and 2 ints
Wow truly elite

Realistically it's probably smelling salts or something, but the dude's such a freak I could buy it actually being cocaine.

Snyder needs his yearly QB sacrifices, Keenum will be dead by week 7

DAily reminder that bitch brees isn't actually a nice guy, he never took a pay-cut

gb wins 10-7.
>at least we didn't lose 10-3 like the bears!
but you still lost. to a shit offense lead by a literal faggot. rip rip rip rip rip rip rip rip rip

Will the Dolphins join the 0-16 club?

Denver always wins their first home game...always. And this is 100% due to high altitude shock of the visiting team.
Look it up. Las Vegas never almost never goes against this rule.

Probably sniffing on some ammonia like the Russians in the wc

Will the Loins create the 0-0-16 club?

>Myron Cole
>Cope
Kek

For me its
>1pm
Min@GB
>4pm
Chiefs@Raiders

well most famous athlete are black in USA, so who cares.

I didn't get why the Jets hired him back when they announced him as their new HC and since then he has looked even worse than when he was in Miami. I truly can't comprehend what teams see in him, he is absolutely incompetent with the media, always gets his players to turn on the team and isn't even successful. Is it just the le epic young offensive genius meme that makes teams fall for him?

Especially after convincing Jimmy Graham to take a pay cut.

you should leave your gf bro.

>people unironically think Siemian will prevent a Jets loss
lol /nfl/ why are you so fucking retarded?

>in a division with the Jets and Bills
No way in hell.

Why ARE the dolphins in the same division as two New York teams and a Boston team?

Smith never deserved such punishment.
He was such a good dude.

F

God I hate feminism so fucking much. How can anybody defend that movement?

He also throws his players under the bus all the time. Soo glad Miami got rid of him.
>offensive genius
He always has his qb throw short of the sticks. That shit is so retarded, espacially if you have someone like Darnold who can let it rip from time to time

Okay lads gotta go to sleep soon. Got pretty far with my essay tonight and can't wait for the Hawks to destroy Shitsburgh tomorrow. Now off to bed where the gf is already waiting for me. Peak comfy

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Nice holy trips you got there

He did a passable job as an OC a few years ago copying schemes that most of the league has since accounted for, and Miami should have been an obvious sign to anyone looking at him that that was the case. He's only interested in the offensive side of the ball, and by his own admission isn't really into building a rapport with the players. He's not HC material and barely anything below that.
>Is it just the le epic young offensive genius meme that makes teams fall for him?
Pretty much, everyone is trying to chase the McVay meme, to varying degrees of success. In that sense, it's completely in character for the Jets today to have whiffed on all of the ones that might come close to replicating that.

Is there a worse player than erin gaygers right now?
>can only beat da burrs by 1 touchdown
>can only make a play if it breaks down completely
>needs four or more seconds just to pass the ball to someone
>statpads by constantly throws to the sideline (that go no where)
>blames all his failure on mccarthy because he picked alex smith over him in the draft
>purposefully threw games to make his ex coach look bad
>is a pussy because he cant stay in the pocket and take a hit and thinks he can always run outside of the pocket to make a throw (pretty predictable desu)

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Definitely the comfiest. Who /autumn/ today?

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They should swap the Colts and the Dolphins desu.

The players that someone as bad as him manages to beat are worse by necessity.

Well I'm married with 2 kids so no

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i don't know if i dare get my hopes up

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wrong, all the boomer lefty whites and the mexicans who dont work are downtown and will submarine any bill to redo qualcomm (whatever the hell it's called now) or redo the waterfront/convention center
t. Encinitas

you forgot: the highlights of his career are literally fail marrys (because they amounted to nothing. that were also all broken down plays i may add.

He also has a losing road record

it's already going to SDSU
they are going to demolish it and rebuild something new

So explain to me again how Watson is better when he only had 26 TD's last year to Brees' 33 and threw 1 TD and 1 pick in the playoffs when Brees had 4 TDs and 1 pick?

Pro tip: [spoiler]you can't[/spoiler]

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philadelphia /e/agles

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Reminder you can only be elite if you have won multiple SBs. Sorry wilson, brees, gaydgers and rivers.

stay strong brother

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This is true

How old are those drawings?

He seemed alright last week against a much better line.

this

NYC colonized Miami with old Jews and wops

all my friends aren't talking to me, so now i'm bored

i'm talking to you buddy
good triple

Fuck off loser

>better line
How high are you?

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thanks man. doing anything special this saturday night?

He's going up against the Bengals back up tackle.

Why would the NFL expand teams to Europe? The travel times and all the other activities would be too weary on the players and the scheduling would be so fucked. They should just create a European league backed by the NFL.

Do you seriously think the 9ers have a better pass rush than the Seahawks?

Unequivocally. Irrevocably. Absolutely.

Opossums are bros, they eat a shit ton of ticks

So besides Brady the only elite QBs currently playing are Rapistberger and Eli?

Reminder that this is what you have to look forward to upon your possible return

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I killed like 4 of them awhile back, They got in the house and wouldn't fucking leave and I like my dogs more than I like opossums

Fuck that shit looks great.

This desu senpai. It isn't even close. 5 1st round picks in the rotation.

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OK based retard

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Yes.

Most of those 1st round picks suck though.

Ay you're the retard, retard. Your team doesn't even exist!

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>Clowney, Woods, Ford, Ansah

>Bosa, Day, Buckner, Ford

Even if Seattle was healthy, San Fran's is better.

For all the dumb shit going on behind the scenes, there was a healthy amount of AAF kino, hopefully the XFL is as entertaining for however long it survives

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

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I like how this is literally Tomsula

Jimmy G is a bust
Rivers is based HOF bound before Eli
Ketchup man WILL get hurt and it will shake him so hard that he will never be the same
Brady is not the greatest of all time
Pey pey is the greatest of all time
Everyone in the colts franchise should be shot and killed for what they did to Luck

Jimmy G has 2 rings.

XFL will at least last a season.

I'm the most knowledgeable poster on Yea Forums and I can't name a single 49er

Dolphins rivalries with Jets, Bills, and even Pats are much more historically relevant than Colts rivalries with anybody but the pats. When Colts were afc east they were mostly an irrelevant dumpster fire. It would be retarded to swap them.

I'm a Xecucks fan, >we have the best LB core in the league but the $(ers easily have the best dline. Comparing front sevens, the $(ers have the edge

>the bench is Thomas and Armstead
It's too stacked. We won't get to keep it together very long but this year we are OP at DL

>Rivers is based HOF bound before Eli
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Jimmy G is elite.

The collapse was pretty kino too, looking back on it. Remember that one game stream where the commentators said "nobody's watching. Nobody's listening. Nobody cares."?

Watch the Honduran laugh as he cannot come up with a counter

How can one guy be so based? He's gonna destroy the Toxins tomorrow.

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Finally getting over the butthurt of the Chargers leaving. Getting back into watching games, but have no team. Who should I root for?

Philip Rivers will retire one year before Eli, thus guaranteeing his spot in Canton before Eli

Needs a fatty dip in and it's perfect.

The Los Angeles Chargers sounds like the team for you

Absolutely. The thing that'll stick most in my mind though is the last broadcast, the Memphis-Apollos game. The penalties, the fights, Singletary exploding with rage, and the hot mic at the end.
>"YOU SUCK NIGGA, YOU'RE TRASH"

Nope. Fuck Dean Spanos.

Rivers only claim to fame is being above average for most of his career. That's it. Ben is the same but at least he has a couple of owls. Eli will get in on the strength of his owl runs.

Eagles

49ers desu
>not your old rival the Raiders
>we also despise LA and all that defines them
Join the fold family and when the 49ers destroy the bandwagoning LA fans jeer them with us.

Vikings are beating the puckers tomorrow

How much cocaine does this lad do?

If he's still walking, not enough.

Holy basedola.

49ers did BTFO the Chargers in their only Super Bowl appearance. Seems promising.

17 hours and 22 minutes until Season 1 Episode 1 of "Mr. Big Patriot"

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chiefs DB's on suicide watch

Plus, they won't ever leave.

>After Green Bay scored 10 points in its season-opening win against the Chicago Bears on Sept. 5 in Matt LaFleur's head coaching debut, the Packers on Friday had Rodgers try a wristband containing a cheat sheet for the play calls at practice in an effort to get the information relayed more quickly.
lol

Can someone tell me how an Adult Male gets mono?

sharing drinks usually

>Bosa - Buckner - Thomas - Ford
Those of you crowning >us the best d-line after week one are overconfident, but those of you doubting that this is a top-5 line are very dumb

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>Rodgers

You will cause maximum LA ass pain walking around in niners gear. Plus you should be able to get a fair amount of our games in your market and no joke our D Line might kill Goff. At the very least our filthy D is going to be a fun unit to watch all year long. Sherm is looking strong and confident as ever and the kid Witherspoon showed up big time in the first game of his 3rd season. He's a big strong athletic CB out of Colorado who spent his first years as a project player because his skills were raw. Warner is a second year pro at Mike who wore the green dot as a rookie last year and Kwon was flying in the first quarter last week. I haven't been this excited to watch a game 2 in years. Plus JIMMY makes 'em seethe.

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Its a Jersey thing

kissing lots of girls like an alpha chad :)

>leaving out Armstead and Day
It's really the depth that sets it apart from the other lines contending f am. This is a very short window but for the next season or two this is easily the most talented front.

I think someone's QB is a boy kisser to be honest and needs to be bashed

>rodgers needs to be made to wear a play sheet because he’s incapable of being told plays
LMAO

Though, there is something appealing about rooting for the Raiders. Get to see them play the Chargers twice a year. They'll be in Vegas soon, not too far if I wanted to attend a game. Chargers being third in Southern California fanbases behind the Rams and Raiders.

>Flint Minshew wanted to name his son Gardner II — without the existence of a Gardner I.
>His father, Billy, wanted his grandson to be named Beowulf.
>This is how Gardner Minshew started his life

Gardner actually seems like a really cool and down to earth guy. He had a radio spot in Baltimore when he came here to accept the Johnny Unitas Golden Arm award and seemed like a good lad.

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For me, it's the Steagles.

oh absolutely, i'm actually a big day guy, i just didn't want to fuck up their positioning and look like a dummy

Imagine being a fan of green gay

(((Bob Kraft))) is the most cringe and bluepilled thing about the Patriots. Not based at all 2bh

Kraft is based, with or without the Pats. He fucks bitches and dares Goodell to do anything about it

>The Dallas Cowboys finished their first season 0-11-1
kek

Jags should bench Gardner "Beowulf" Minshew for Josh Dobbs, confirmed alien

>seemed like a good lad
>a good lad
>lad
Said the faggot from Baltimore

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Brown will score 12 touchdowns tomorrow and the blue checkmarks will seethe

>score 12 touchdowns despite not playing

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>not playing
user...

just wait user, just wait

>salutations Earthling, thank you for all your continued support

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Kraft is a scumbag who lucked out. Paying chinks for BJs at sleazy massage parlors does not qualify anyone as “based”

For me, it's Card-Pitt

Thing is they rotate in waves now and have no set position. Which is why this is the most based wide nine team since Strahan was on the gnats

>mistress wont let me take off my cage but she gave me all these skittles

>Cordy Glenn still in concussion protocol a month later
That's not normal, is it? Is his brain well done?

have him say something about green gay

How bad are the tardinals going to get BTFO tomorrow?

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Bah Gawd it's the Raidahz

Thank you Based Carr

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what a waste of a post

Reminder Derek Carr lost the respect of his teammates for crying like a bitch on the field.

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I miss JR and I haven't watched WWE in over a decade

JR announces for another promotion

Damn too bad the based Raiders don't play the ratbirds this season. Guess schedule makers got bored off the Raiders putting a whooping on em mostly every year

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why did he cry

cmon toptoplel lets get you outta there

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This.

No

This

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what restaurant is that

Reminder that Rodgers has NEVER won a game when losing in the 4th with 1 minute to go and no timeouts while the other team has the ball.

>at this moment, he realized it was over

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Lamar took a literal shit on them last year and the Ravens put the kibosh on your franchise when they broke rich gannon. Your team hasnt been good since

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chick fil a

Looks like Chick-Fil-A except with black employees (yuk)

jerry > kraft

he just needs more help
also dont res

>The following is a list of all regular season and postseason games played between the Oakland Raiders and Baltimore Ravens. The two teams have met each other 12 times (including 1 postseason game), with the Oakland Raiders winning 3 games and the Baltimore Ravens winning 9 games.

>Baltimore Ravens lead series 9-3-0

Based BB supporting Trump and dabbing on the gays at Chick-Fil-A

Lamar is a Meme dream supreme and will get exposed around mid season

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it's hilarious how chick-fil-a is immune to the modern bs outrage culture

This but unironically. Kraft is a BB babby

Black people in service industries are based. They are super nice and helpful, otherwise they wont last long.

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>Antonio Bryant

Fuck this Jew media, I like him.

I won’t give service to a restaurant that hires negros

Carr is a fucking meme.
>130 million American Dollars

Remember those people that tried to protest it at some cum sipper city but the line of people waiting to eat delicious chicken out numbered them so bad

>i won't give service to a restaurant that hires negros

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Eddie D>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> everyone else
They had to run him out of the league because he pwned so hard.

Retard

Out of around ten Chick-Fil-A’s within a reasonable driving distance of me, only one started hiring blacks. Guess which one is quickly going to shit

Seething negroes

>otherwise they wont last long.
Because firing black people is just as easy as firing whites, right?

CRINGE

How fucking fat are you to know the hiring practices of 10 different chick fil a's?

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He meant the business not the niggers.

cringe

why is this post pinned and the others arenen't?

>erin gaygers

Nothing against Chick-fil-A politics I don't care tbqh but I think their chicken is kinda overrated and overpriced. It's kinda bland desu

kek

>not knowing the socio-economic structure of your community

t. Baltimore “lad”

>live by a black owned corner store
>everyone hung out near it and chilled, bought stuff, talked to one another

>owner passes away and it became a shitty convenience store, robbed 4 times before I moved away

Lmfao imagine getting dabbed on this hard by old gay. Fucking kek user Lose weight

Shut up nigger
You too

t. Old Gay (biggest fag on sp)

fuck you cracka

My town has one McDonalds with whites only and one with almost all blacks. The one with the blacks tends to get robbed more.

That's probably the niggas mad that know where the cameras are lol

>he thinks I’m white
Kill yourself

>living in a majority black area

beaner?

You'll never care like that again. Just accept that now and watch as a casual.

SEETHING disgusting fat bodies

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Old Bay is fucking Brütal

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I weigh 230lbs at 6’3.

Fatties/racists getting REKT up in this bitch

I think you mean 0-7

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the new england patriots.

small TE, big WR

>muh dick is "7.5
Post fits fat boy

t. oldgay samefagging

Retard

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Nice photoshop

>last name bosa
>being healthy

i'll believe it when I see it

>not including your tripcode for maximum accuracy

>oldgay is a phonefag

>using inspect element
>i-im not a samefag

They had a European league and it sucked ass.

Classic Old Gay

We got the good Bosa. He's stronger and plays stronger than Joey too. In every brother combo there's one elite brother and one Eli. Joey is the Eli

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why do you guys even respond to tripfags, I'll never get it

WAAAA WAAA THE TEAM I WATCH ON TV NOW PLAYS ITS GAMES A LITTLE FURTHER AWAY WAAA WAAAA

You know, everybody took their shots at Tomsula but most the team played hard for him and all we did was get worse immediately after he left. Most of that was because we invested in Kaepernigger and he destroyed our team by becoming a pouty vegan sjw faggot, but still.

Maybe not really HC material but he was better than people gave him credit for

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>Brady is not the greatest of all time
>Pey pey is the greatest of all time

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>on his baseball field
LMAO

I never hated Tomsula. I hated JED. FUUUUCKING JJEEEEEEEEEEEEED

He has a better record than Chip fucking Kelly.

>125x114

Because he was sacked like 6 times because none of his OL respects him as a QB

74 yards, 1 td on 5 catches.
then benched for the rest of the game while Bill plays with the Fins like a gorilla with a toddler using his third string

Please stop being honest about black people guys. It’s very racist

I hate niggers

damn there are a lot of crackers in this thread

Well yeah everybody hated Jed.

I thought it was funny how Harbaugh realized Kap was a one hit wonder so he basically called Jed a pussy and got fired so he could go back to college

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youtube.com/watch?v=YS8CRnuARx8

>be AB
>get traded to the most ghetto team in the league in city full of black people
>act like a malcontent & get in racial beef with white GM
>get traded to whitest team in the league in city full of supposedly racist white people
>now apparently happy

really makes you think

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I was just looking at '16 and I'm not defending chip but damn that roster was busted with injuries
IR:
>Armstead
>Bowman
>Hyde
>Jimmie Ward
>Fahn Cooper
>Eric Reid
>Daniel Kilgore
>Bruce Ellington
>Quinton Patton
>Vance McDonald

Jed was a pussy for not firing Baalke. Harbaugh tells it like it is and I respect that.

if i sleep right now, it'll be 12pm when i wake up

it’s kenny stabler you retard

Remember: church then football

>christians
lmao

>christcuck
oh no no no no.

youtube.com/watch?v=diJZKzP6uDY

You now remember the Butt Fumble youtube.com/watch?v=82RIfy-gRa4

if this post is trips then yes. otherwise you can go fuck yourself

>not watching football on your phone while the congregation listens to some grandpa tell desert fairy tales
Or you could just stop the whole "religion" nonsense all together and be an adult.

Let me help you with that

thanksgiving games are so comfy.. food, football, and black friday for the linens for the parents and games if there's a good deal.

Chad Siemian is leading them to a 12-4 record bro.

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4-12

Football is on Monday in oceania

yo does anybody have that neat little chart showing the cowboys lack of playoff wins in the past ~20 years i need to btfo a cowboys fan

15 hours and 30 minutes until "Seventeen Again" airs on CBS

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not going to help you shitpost on twitter you faggot.

where do you live that there are 10 within driving distance? the closest one to me is 50 minutes away

Not your personal army

>>Armstead
Bust, he sucked before Buckner came in.
>>Bowman
Absolute warrior and top ten 49er of all time.
>>Hyde
Poor Gore replacement who has battled injuries his whole career
>>Jimmie Ward
Mr. Glass, he has never completed a season.
>>Fahn Cooper
Literal nobody.
>>Eric Reid
A decent Safety, but not irreplaceable.
>>Daniel Kilgore
A stalwart who was shuffled off as soon as Shanahan was hired.
>>Bruce Ellington
A literal nobody receiver who fumbled kick off returns 4th stringer at Houston, and literally out of the league until Arians hired him at Tampa.
>>Quinton Patton
A literal nobody who did nothing but dance on decoy plays.
>>Vance McDonald
He still has Stonehands and can't fucking catch, no big loss.
Not exactly a stellar roster.

...

Jimmy G is worse than Nick Mullens