Post your national team rival

I thought It was the bongs

Are football rivalries between euro countries even a thing? I thought it was Italy

Germany

66 WC final and bongs have a notorious hatred against Germans
Italy derby must be against France or Spain i guess. Not sure.

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Not any more. There have simply been too few important matches against England in recent years. Instead of France, I'd rather see Italy as our rival.

>national team rival
No such thing.
l think we are our own enemies

And our clubs always gets trashed by yours
so it's 50-50

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peru

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France
Germany
Argentina
Scotland

Hard mode: rivalries that aren’t obvious

>flag and poortugal

England, Brazil and Germany in that order

>England
muh malvinas
>Brazil
True
>Germany
lmao

our enemy is from within

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Literally Greece and Hungary right now.

We seem to be playing at least one of those in every qualification

USA just because marketing

I mean, who else is there in ConCACAcaf? Costa rica?

Tarantino and Triceratops

I know everyone likes to me on us for the 2017 disaster but T&T is notably poor in league play

Temari and Tenten

trust no one, not even yourself

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What about USA?

We have 2 stars now.
French people have an inferiority complex towards German people.
Italy, England, Spain & Portugal aren't considered as rivals.

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For me? It's the Uruguayan national team.

We don’t have any rivals because this semen slurping sport doesn’t count

Oh, but you do have a rival

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Germany
England
and based Italy

Paraguay

We have songs about Holland and mock them on national scale when they miss a tournament. The only thing that comes close is Italy and that's because they regularly beat us (thank you based Zaza).
Nobody really cares what happens with France, everyone was rooting for them in 2006 because of Zidane and because they aren't Italy. Austria is only relevant to Bavarians who go there on vacation.

ahahahahaha te dejo 10 puntos

With a retarded MLS fuck running our national team, we are hitting new lows

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Literally the entire map. UK included as we all hate each other and ourselves too

Argentina
Germany
France

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WHY?

Norway

1. England
2. Republic of Ireland
3. Northern Ireland
4. Wales

you cant call them rivals as none of them atcually care about you.

England's rivals are Wales and Scotland

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Brazil

Brazil = Real Madrid
Argentina = Barcelona
Uruguay = Atlético Madrid

b&r

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O TWAIN

Germany or Argentina out of the relevant ones, Scotland deepest.

Can't see anyone arguing with this desu

more based than based desu

Chile = Arsenal
Peru = Tottenham

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Netherlands

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you are now aware those 2 are guys