TB: Arians on Howard: 'He can play a lot better'
NYJ: Le'Veon listed as limited participant Friday
LAC: Report: Melvin Gordon will return in 2019
BAL: Andrews, Ingram, Hollywood all questionable
HOU: Coutee (ankle) ready to make season debut
SEA: Tyler Lockett (back) cleared to face Steelers
HOU: Nuk (ribs) not listed on final injury report
PIT: Joe Haden (shoulder) questionable for Sunday
PIT: JuJu (toe) not listed on final injury report
KC: KC LT Fisher (groin) late addition to report
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First for the Hawks
are they right?
Besides the buttfumble, what’s everyone’s favorite Sanchize moment?
The Las Vegas Senors will paint a baseball diamond on their field but nobody will be able to tell and just think it's shit on the field
APOLOGIZE
>McCaffrey worth more than Saquon
>Dak worth more than Watson
No
I wish I had a gf
I'd be ecstatic if we got Mahomes for that much.
How come all the London games are kicking off at 1PM now instead of 9AM? I loved waking up and immediately having football after breakfast
Should be higher.
They started at like 7 am here on the west coast. I'd wake up and miss half the game and it would fuck up my last minute fantasy lineups
I guess they don’t think enough people in the US market are watching it early in the morning?
100% steroids
100% elite talent and dedication
if only he could catch a ball
>1.6% bf
Wtf how is he not dead?
This
He's gonna get popped this season no doubt
apparently the bodyfat testing they do at the combine is outdated and highly inaccurate
t. hasn't watched him play
>best roster
>best defense
>best coach
>pro bowl qb
>went 0-1 last year
The hype train is delayed but it's still happening dont sleep on da burrs
>doubting Cam and the Pants
Cam's still in better shape than Luck was in last year and they came back from 1-5 to go 10-6
This >best meme for the Bears needs to result in an instant ban.
Trushitsky is gonna shit the bed. What happens if you guys get into a shootout?
Nah dawg he just drinks water in the mornings
There wont be a shootout against this defense
On what grounds?
There's definitely gonna be at least a couple games where a team scores 30 points.
>stoolers
They just held Rodgers to 10 points. Maybe Brees or Mahomes will score a bunch but both of those are at home where the Bears seem to play a lot better. Dont forget too the only team that was able to score a ton against this defense last year were the Patriots and the Bears were able to match them offensively even though it resulted in a loss.
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST LET AN ACCUSED RAPIST PLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry, but I’m gonna have to doubt the Panthers, friend. Newton is a massive front runner and has never handled adversity very well. If the Panthers find themselves in a hole, I have no faith in Newton rallying his teammates to turn their season around.
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST LET AN ACCUSED RAPIST PLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DONT YOU KNOW THAT THE WORD OF A WOMAN IS INFALLIBLE? OF COURSE HE CANT PLAY
can we win it this year?
COME TO SEATTLE
Why not?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T CRITICIZE A BLACK MAN. I HAVE TO DEFEND HIM AGAINST THE RACIST ALT-RIGHT TROLLS ON 4CHANNEL
Why do pats fans always feel like they're being persecuted? And why would iggles fans give a shit? What a sad demented schizophrenic existence you lead. This is /spuh/ AB is literally /ourguy/.
It's Schrödinger's rape. I believe AB raped her but that she's a lying cunt.
Sorry bro, Cam went insane
Is $cam not diving for the ball, the single moment that will define his legacy?
why can't AB's knees explode or something so we can all be free of this if aaron hernandez was still alive he'd do it for us
That and his hats
Lolwut
Offsides: Everyone but the center
The nfc north? Yes. Anything beyond that? No.
Newton is a proven coward and quitter (See: That embarrassing performance in the SB when he jumped away from that fumble like it was a poisonous snake)
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST LET ONE OF THE BEST WRS PLAY FOR THE BEST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE!!!
>Why do pats fans always feel like they're being persecuted
Oy gevalt! I’ll have you know that 6,000,000 people lost sleep as a result of deflate gate, it was truly anuddah shoah!
Guys I just shit out a huge thick foot long turd, hurt during but it felt so good after
Is that what getting plowed by BBC feels like?
I jack ma dick on yo back
>nobody brings up Luck
>panthers fan cries about him anyway
Still seething over his decision to return in 2011, I see
Probably. What makes that decision look even worse is all the laughing, dabbing, dancing, from Cam Newton and his golden mvp cleats during their 15-1 season leading up to the Super Bowl
>black qbs
Raiders!
How do his teammates and the owners feel about him dressing like a Pimp-Clown after losses? It's pretty fucking disrespectful, is it not? I can see getting a little cheeky after a win just for fun, but dressing like an attention seeking assclown after your teammates just gave their blood and sweat on the field has got to rub them the wrong way, no?
>How do his teammates and the owners feel about him dressing like a Pimp-Clown after losses?
I fail to see the issue lol
>beasr fans still delusional
Kek
Don’t worry you’ll only have to see it for 4 more games before he’s benched than retires
Yeah that's a nice fit. I don't know why cam goes full retard on his clothes sometimes.
Da Burrrrs will win the north.
Haven't slept. Coked out of my mind. Ask me anything
They actually gave Dak that much money or this is what some dipshit thinks he deserves?
By the grace of Allah, let it be so.
You couldn’t even score more than 3 points against the fucking puckers AT HOME
Cam doesn't have to "go" full retard. He lives there.
Was Jack the Ripper really a member of the royal family?
Defense is still elite and will keep the game close. I also believe Nagy will have a better gameplan and I hope Trubisky improves. Finally with our schedule winning the next five before the bye week is very possible.
Imagine being McCaffrey, Kuechly, Olsen and being stuck with Newton and Rivera lmao my ass off
Most frustrating thing is all the people on Panthers social media I browse still has people defending Newton. Coaching staff wasted his careeer, sorry. That happens sometimes. Time to move on and it’s nothing personal at all—Newton is a millionaire off of our ticket and merch buying. We owe him nothing because we payed him.
He’s 30 and they played him like an RB. He’s had the career arc of a RB. Also we’re killing McCaffrey so if someone wants him before of this shitty franchise literally ruins his body please take him
Yes. It's too much evidence covered up. Someone was in with him. I went there 2 years ago. Saw where he killed those broads. It was an inside job for sure
Let them sleep brother bear they ain't ready for the truth yet
I'd take McCafferey. I'd take every inch of him.
I’d argue the Panthers wasted Newton as well. Newton was a top 5, SB caliber QB 2011-2015.
If he was on a good team/had competent coaching he’d go down as the best black QB
Lol why does cam make ya seethe?
Why do you hate yourself?
>not posting the webm
Only Trips should be allowed to start generals.
DEEPEST LORE
Poor Sanchez. Clearly that was supposed to be a run play and the RB fucked it up. What a spectacular implosion of a career after that moment.
He doesn't. He amuses me to no end.
>black QB
Who cares?
How could he? His career ended in the Super Bowl rematch game.
>theyre not even associated with any kind of formal native american governing body or leadership council
so much for the so called kansas city """"""chiefs""""""
Literally the worst fans in the NFL, backed up by quant.
So does Cam look bad because he’s still injured and the Panthers don’t want to admit it or is he simply just losing his athleticism?
a little from column A, a little from column B
they actually had a playoff team under sanchez. i remember how bad they were complaining then imagine thinking it could get worse hahaha
They struck at the perfect as Brady was coming off the ACL and was getting lazy.
These are the averages/totals/per 16 over the last 5 seasons for Dalton, Stafford, and Luck
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How soon do think Norv Turner gets fired again?
patriots
two years too late
This guy's dad clearly molested the shit out if him.
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patriots
How is even still working? This is why most of the teams are fucking terrible.
the guy is definitely still injured, and his pride is most definitely going to cost him his career
Andy Dalton is legitimately a good QB
I've seen that goal line play from the panthers 100 times, and 100 times it was Cam over the top, so yeah that was kinda strange.
He might end up being the best QB in that division by the end of the year
>5 years ago
agreed
that wouldnt be the first time that happened. 2015 and maybe 2013
wouldn't that mean you're 5 years late to the party?
Its not Newton. It’s your OC and HC
Dalton>Big Ben
I agree he isnt better but he's had seasons where he has finished better statistically than Ben
>still no signs of being part of a governing body as is customary with the title chief only giving gibs
Why aren't the Raiders working with Somali Pirates?
somalians are whiter than raidniggers desu
Oh, well I guess the Chiefs have to work on that then, lol
New Yorkers/New Jersey people are the stupidest sons of bitches I've ever had the displeasure of being around. Seriously hate that city. And I've travelled across the country and out of the country. NYC metro area is the lowest of the low.
Vikangz already have a claim on Somalia
you're confusing the minnesota population with the demographics of actual vikings.
Not in the modern era.
upset
pirates and vikings are two distinct groups. Pirates, known for Raiding, Vikings, known for Raping
Just watched a whole week of the media pleading Goodell to stop the pats again.
Just another year lol
yes they are, nyc is probably the most overrated city in the US
They really are horrid.
it's not when u factor that there are other places to go that are outside of manhattan.
I thought it was a meme because Jersey Shore was popular but no. They're like that and they spread like cancer all the way down to Delaware. The only other people that compete with NYC for highest concentration of vapid shit heads is LA
Threadly reminder that the Browns could have had both Mayfield AND Barkley.
>That's my quarterback
>beasr delusion
Hahahahaha
They'd still go 4-12.
>implying there is any discernible difference between New Yorkers, new Englanders and mid-Atlantic fags
The east coast is human garbage
Barkley is a better QB than Mayfield
>called the Raiders
>can't win an away game
Reminder that the beasr are losing to the Broncos
Not happening
t. Denverfag
Yes it is
t. Actual Denverfag
Come to LoHi and we’ll see what’s up faggot
>100% win rate in canada
>falls into the ocean
the /boys/ will win the minkah sweepstakes
AB be all like.."that's my quarterback's wife..."
Can you take the heroin needle out of your arm and speak more clearly?
Just a reminder, Brady never invited AB to stay with him. The media literally made that up.
Who won the game in the end?
Both of them, add the fact he become a vegan an is a mix to terrible performances.
Mid Atlantic natives are pretty chill. Problem is people from Jersey and Long Island sends their kids to school there. I prefer parts of Maryland much more than anything past Kern County. SoCal is utter garbage.
>McCaffrey worth more than anyone
Nah.
...is this a side-effect from inhaling wildfire smoke?
>DeMeme Watson
>$32 mil a year
>paying QBs that much when you can just draft one and pay him 600k a year
The traffic is insane.
Never trust a QB who pouts like a child during games
>we drug test in the NFL
at least bears fans are tolerable unlike Cuckboy fans.
>season on the line
>4th and inches
>wildcat
Based Goodell patrolling thots
The Colts have an actual good coach
He's probably an overly sensitive anxiety ridden SoCal fag. They're very abrasive. I think like NYC fags it's rooted in the depression of living on a continuous urban hellscape of strip malls and degeneracy.
He literally THREW HIMSELF ON THE GROUND and rolled around having a temper tantrum on the sidelines during the superbowl. With the whole world watching. He's a mental 9 year old.
>be football player
>not all that good
>take massive roid cycle
>move up draft board because you look like Hulk
>still not good
>got paid tho
pretty smart desu
In SoCal? Yeah it's pretty much a waste of time to do anything but everything worth going to is located in favelas so you have to buy a house somewhere else and then spend hours in traffic to go do anything that isn't a generic chain store or strip mall. At this point we need a nuke to wipe the slate and start over. Horrendous waste of resources too. Nothing redeeming about that place. NYC and LA are Sodom and Gomorrah
How embarrassing
youtube.com
Patriots are still a good bet right? Got alot of money riding on them.
LMAOing at this steroid cope. He played really well last week but you obviously didn't watch the game. Stay seething
Meh. AB is going to be 86'ed by league next week when this woman buries him under a mountain of bullshit.
By allah I urge you to put money on lelphins
I like antonio brown though, he treats women like they should be treated.
>s-stop saying heroin is a n-new england problem, f-fake news!
Pathetic.
I live in San Jose. SoCal is almost as bad as the east coast.
In general or this week? In either case I'd say yes, but be prepared for the "Patriots lose in Miami" meme, there's weight to it
>FAKE NEWS MEDIA!
What the fuck I thought you were an anti-trumper? Stop slandering the free press you fascist
If tyreek hill is still in the league, I don’t think Antonio brown is going anywhere.
>Thinking any coastal area is superior to another
Can't wait for you losers to all go underwater
>implying they wont get BTFO 2-0
They're expensive and annoying mostly
Based fellow flyover. I always found it funny how “superior” the coasts are yet more of them are moving here than the other way around. Intredasting.
>held Rodgers to 10 points
Rodgers is overrated trash
>Bears seem to play a lot better at home
except for against the packers
>double doink
OH NO NO NO
fitzmagic will be favorable for miami.
Tyrel Dodson just got knocked 6 games for alleged domestic abuse, but he's also not a big name like either of them, so who the fuck knows, I swear they just spin a wheel to decide what to do on an individual basis
rent free inside your itty bitty beanbrain
People dont actually think AB should be suspended or even put on the commissioner's list just by being accused in a civil suit right? What kind of precedent does that set? What would stop any gold digger from accusing or blackmailing stars in the future?
As always, people are just mad at MY patriots.
TICK TOCK
>San Jose
Why? Do you enjoy burning money to survive? 6 figure salaries put you just above the poverty line there.
For me it's owning land in inland CA and patiently waiting to become the new coastline.
Cant argue with any of these well thought out points, well said user. Bears are officially going 0-16.
Yeah, the league office has a wall-mounted wheel that they spin and then throw darts at to determine disciplinary actions.
What? I’m not a Patriot or Chiefs fan.
Patriots are 1-5 in their last 6 trips to Miami. There's something there.
Uh oh....I feel a stinky finky coming on!
*belly rumbles*
Urr...
*belly rumbles louder*
UNG....UNGABUNGA
*farts in every non-patriots fan’s mouth*
AAAAAAHHHHHHH that felt good.
*dabs*
classic.
Cringe
Why are Nintendo games so ugly?
Underage, plz leave.
Why is your mom so ugly?
Shitzpatrick will throw 4 int and be sacked 6 times
This.
They keep promising catastrophic effects from global climate warming change and what do we get?
Just more promises that its coming.
I turned 18 last Sunday fag
Oh no it’s another jerry seething at the patriots!
When will the bubble burst? If team keep overpaying their QBs so god damn much how can they afford any other players? How long until the QB is 70% of the salary cap?
Because Nintendo is shit.
He should come to seahawks
they'll just raise the cap until a lockout happens and resets most shit
That's what it seems like
This
Congrats on living that long.
I wish I was american
>white running back
>can’t pick up half a yard on 4th down to win the game
Fuck no, Carson is better than this meme
Just come here then, Amnesty Don will let you stay
Itll eventually have to go down but I'm pretty interested to see how high it can truly go
Carson only wishes he was as good as CMC.
>The Cincinnati Bengals are making a slight adjustment to the approach on special teams ahead of the team’s Week 2 game against the San Francisco 49ers.
>Said adjustment involves giving corner Darius Phillips more looks on returns, which means fewer chances for wideout Alex Erickson.
I can't help but think this is going to end in tragedy. Erickson fucked up badly, but I don't think one game is enough to switch him out for someone who muffed two punts in one game a few weeks ago.
I know it increases every year but then I wonder what the point is. The way the media and players are going about it, it seems like there isn't a cap at all. They keep going on about how Jerry is worth so and so much or how rich an owner is when it comes to a potential huge deal not working out (AB in Oakland), but that just has me sitting here wondering: "what has the personal wealth of the owner have to do with anything they still can't go higher than the cap?". At most they can do everything they can to improve the team in other ways. Reminder that Kraft literally bought two planes for the Patriots to use since chartering flights became too much of a hassle.
Salty bro. They're just boring with lame mechanics. Has nothing to do with edge. I don't even know how many M games I even play really, mostly Madden or RTS computer. Nintendo is just autistic pattern memorization. Sometimes I zone out and play games like that but Nintendo does a shit job at offering a diversity of game styles.
>80 yards against the Bungles
Whoa, motherfucking Jerry Rice over here.
Enjoy the inevitable suspension and decline in productivity once he gets off the juice.
He should come to seahawks
Erickson is one of the best punt returners in the league, I guess Taylor wants Erickson to have a bigger role in the receiving game? Idk. If Pharoah Cooper can fix his fumbling issues that he had in LA, then he should def be the return man
any college games worth checking out?
C'mon up, man. We got room for decent folks.
>A stacked box against Vea, Suh, and Barrett
That guy completely fucking sucks.
Versus butter fingers Carson.
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What's gonna crash and burn is the guaranteed money. Look for massively incentive-laden contracts in the next decade.
Simmons made the decision, though I guess Taylor would have OK'd it. Erickson at WR isn't the worst, but they're already loaded down at the position.
>Boyd
>Green (when he comes back)
>Ross
>Willis
>Tate
>Cooper
>Erickson
80 yards is pretty decent for his first game and his catches weren't all that easy. His route-running abilities were also better than I expected. Finally, he also drew a pass interference penalty in the end zone to set up first-and-goal.
But obviously you don't get all that if you don't watch the game and have your mind made up about a player because of the pre-draft hype
Has to do with liquid assets available and how the fine print of the contracts work. When a player is signed the entire potential amount of the contract has to be put into a fund that doles it out as stipulations are met. If the stipulations aren't met of course it goes back to the owner, but poorer owners like Davis, even though their net value including assets is quite high, sometimes have difficulty securing the liquid assets necessary. Of course most of this is done on credit and this is why the rise of real estate investments with new stadiums has become essential for owners back at they are able to use this substantial asset as collateral for loans to facilitate the intense immediate liquidity demands of funding the roster while they wait for ticket sales and merch sales to come in throughout the season and then they can pay off the loans to the banks for the contracts they made in the off season.
is Simmons still on the staff? And I dont think they're loaded at WR at all. To me, Willis and Tate are still pretty much unproven. Erickson can be good in a Adam Humphries role
Jack The Ripper was a Polish-Jewish immigrant who had schizophrenia
then explain why the best game of all time is on a Nintendo console
soon... but with AB
if they lose at home, how can they have the best roster AND coach?
>He exceeded my amazingly low expectations so now he's elite
That's not how this works, retard.
Will Gordon make it lads or will he relapse again
No, he just worked for them
oh no, a bunch of savages are still upset that a bunch of non-savages came in and killed the locals better than the savages could ever hope for.
They are going to Remain the Redskins and there is nothing you can do but cry.
This DK aint no meme, he will destroy the stoolers tomorrow
The Washington Post had a huge poll asking Native Americans if they were offended by the Redskins name. I think about 6% were offended. The Post did the same thing a few years later and got the same result. You just have to ignore the mental patients and faggot sports writers who only exist to whine
Expect the true rise of fantasy football if this happens
nigga they got roasted by fucking brock and eli
>Team of the 2010s
Vikings
>Team of the 2000s
Patriots
>Team of the 90s
Cowboys
>Team of the 80s
49ers
>Team of the 70s
Steelers
>Team of the 60s
Packers
>Team of the 50
Bears
>Team of the 40s
Eagles
>Team of the 30s
Bears
>Team of the 20s
Bears
Yeah, Simmons is still around. And while the rookies definitely need more time to round out, Willis looked really promising during the preseason and the targets they gave him this past week. If it came down to keeping one of the two I'd definitely want him.
Erickson has a place on the team, no doubt about that, it just doesn't feel like it's at WR right at this moment. If Phillips puts on a good show or Cooper comes in and plays up to his abilities, more power to them, but some consistency would do better for them in these first few weeks I think.
Hoping with AB there he stops putting so much pressure on himself to win games. That he can flourish in an environment with a strong culture like New England.
pretty sure the browns were the team of the 60's. Not even a browns fag
is it true that when you go black you never come back?
>>Team of the 2010s
>Vikings
how do you start off a list already being wrong as fuck
50s. The first dynasty.
Browns had 0 titles in the 60s
Packers had 5
But that's not Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic
*cures CTE*
a strong culture of committing crimes
>team of the 2010s is a team that had neither won nor even appeared in a superb owl.
>not the team that has won three in this decade.
this is some major vicuck retardation.
Support, and having each other's backs up until you do a perp walk in legions out of a courthouse.
Because it's one game
You do realize we're not in 2012 or 2013 anymore. The 2010's aren't a "decade filled with potential" it's already happened. And the Patriots still reign.
meant 50's
>Team that isn't the team of the 2010s (Patriots)
>Team that is the team of the 2010s (Vikings)
Sorry Pats lifelong, your time passed in 2009
Nigga they've held better QBs to fewer yards and points
nah m8 you do not understand, despite every single poll showing that indians either like the name or do not care, a bunch of non-Indians are the ones who take offense for them, because obviously those indians are just too stupid to know that they are being "oppressed."
what the hell is a "fighting irish?"
Hey /nfl/, question for you. I have a mild cold and only got 3 hours of sleep last night before work. Right now I have a throbbing headache. Am I going to die?
I know schools make it as easy as possible for student athletes so they can play and gibs dem money, but how did gronk make it through college?
Well yeah, but pretty much every qb has had to deal with a broken running play or missed handoff at some point. Sanchez is the first anybody ever saw who panicked and ran straight up his own lineman's ass and fumbled the ball in the process.
Losing yardage or even turning the ball over would have been quickly forgotten but if you break into a spontaneous three stooges bit under pressure people are going to have trouble looking at you as a leader of men after that.
based Polish intellectual
>but how did gronk make it through college?
Arizona
you have cancer.
You're already dead.
masturbate, no really.
I think you just need to go to sleep
take a hot ass shower
>faggot has EEE
>hurr durr yank your dick
both of you deserve to die
Based Pats fan calmly awaiting his inevitable victory.
You don't need to overcompensate when you know you're good.
>just coom bro
oh hey baker...
Watson is top 5 qb in the league right now, you dumb retard
No plays like that usually end spectacularly bad. On top of it it was the center who got blown back into Sanchez. He was fucked bro.
>if you break into a spontaneous three stooges bit under pressure
>black qbs
>trying to argue against memes
You're already dead
I wish you did too, so you would know how overrated they are.
If you're going to keep posting this at least post an updated reaction instead of the same one over and over.
>1.6% bodyfat
Lmao
>Brady
>Brees
>Rodgers
>Wilson
>Mahomes
yeah, that's a no for me, dawg
That's really cheap for a QB now. Prescott is pushing 45 by the time he's due, whether he's actually worth it or not. Wentz just signed a deal similar to this in the off season, Watson is coming in at a bargain here.
>Rodgers
He played extremely bad against the bears. I'm really questioning if he still got it
>Brees
The can't throw over 20yds qb man. That's a really nice arm you have there
>Actually going to reddit
>Actually admitting you're a redditor with a reddit account
go back
>dressing like a clown
dudes obviously gay
Unironically, you belong there. Kysf
because you were molested by your father
It's not a fluke either
Rodgers played pretty average for the past 2 seasons
cope
>Using reddit terms
Why are you even here
They should. Baseball turf is a staple of the Oakland Raiders
>>Team of the 2010s
>Vikings
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha no
>Team of the 30s
>Bears
way wrong, packers won 4 championships in the 30s
>Team of the 20s
>Bears
canton bulldogs are the only team with multiple championships in the 20s
>Team of the 40s
>Eagles
bears had 4 championships in the 40s, eagles had 2
did you do any research?
Why are you here?
because I don't browse reddit, unlike you.
Yes, and his diva personality really fucked the whole team. I'd much rather have Watson than >the most talented qb of all time
He means the 2020s
Fuck man, why didn't you just tell me how cool you were from the get go?
go back
Would a gay man dress like this? That’s what I thought
no
go back
>tfw mark sanchez fucked my hot ass cousin
I’m from Reddit. What’s up
>Brees throws for 370 yards and pulls a miracle game-winning drive out of his ass with 35 seconds left: yeah he can't throw
>Watson throws for 100 fewer yards than Brees and loses specifically because Brees pwned his team: yeah he's obviously better than Brees
Pure nigger logic
I'm browsing reddit right now.
nigger, get the fuck out
close this tab
>your cousin got dicked down by a literal who qb
Hahahahaah
>not browsing r/gonewild or r/feet
come on lads
>actually going on reddit
Big crunge
I've been on 4channel since day 1, newfags
Sanchez wishes he was a literal who, what he is now is worse.
close this tab
How’s it goin?
Is that something worth bragging about?
People with feet fetishes are cuckolds
have sex
>1.6% body fat
only a 6 pack
Absolute shit genetics desu
sup brother
go back
False
why do Eagles fans here browse reddit and post reddit screencaps so much?
I had a dream last night that there was an Alien invasion and the mexican girl from The 100 really wanted to fuck me instead of flee from the aliums.
Houston lost because the defense didn't show up. Their o-line is way worse and they don't have Kamara. And that all doesn't change the fact that Brees can't throw any further than 20 yds anymore. Yes he's still a great qb, but Watson is better at this point
>don't have a team
>just root for players from my alma mater
It’s true. People feet fetishes usually want to be dominated and worship, that’s gay as fuck
How is Day 2 going?
>it's a /pol/tard spergs about black QBs for the two billionth time episode
Pretty good knowing that my Cowboys are going to win the owl
Don't worry, nobody will care in like 20 years when most of the racist boomers die out and the /pol/tards either grow up or become truly obscure and irrelevant. Let them have fun while they can.
are you an idiot? I have never seen a sp screenshot in there
USA probably won't even last another 20 years tbqh, move out while you still can.
>he thinks racism will die out.
I think racISTs have become increasingly irrelevant.
Sounds pretty fucking gay. Unless by Alma Mater you mean your HS then it's incredibly based beyond based.
Watson 2017 stats:
1699 yards 19 td 8 int in 7 games
Rodgers 2017 stats:
1675 yards 16 td 6 int in 7 games
Watson 2018:
4165 yards 26 tds 9 ints
Rodgers 2018:
4442 yards, 25 td 2 int
basically the same yards and tds except Rodgers throws fewer interceptions. So Rodgers' "down" years are as good as anything Watson's ever done.
Enjoy your 8-8 season, memefags
fucking hate the butt fumble
If that's true when why is the media laser focused on muh white supremacy?
If it makes you feel better, it should really be the "lower back fumble" since Snchez never hit Moore's ass.
no shit, just because they had a good game against one QB doesnt mean theyre guaranteed to have good games against anybody worse
especially throughout 4 playoff games
Because it's a good talking point for their continued support and cause? Because no matter how small, they still see racists as a problem? Because they're interesting in making it even better?
There is a racism problem and a racist problem, but it's mostly contained to the internet. The real life episodes are much less common now.
>Yeah, Brees threw for 400 yards but only because the defense wan't good
>Watson threw for less than 300 yards but only because he had to play the legendarily tight Saints defense
>obvioulsy the guy who was less productive against the inferior defense is superior
what public school did you flunk out of
Nah college and you're unbased and homophobic for saying it's gay
arizona
>asking what the ((meida's)) motivation is
>bragging about posting on reddit
i always call things i don't like "Gay", gay to me just means lame
Wew lad. Pretty fucking gay bro.
>Brees threw for 400 yards but only because the defense wan't good
You're projecting alot in your post. All I said was that Houston should have won the game and lost because their defense didn't show up. You just completely ignored the fact that Houston has a horrible o-line (tunsil is great, but he still needs some time fully intigrate) and that they don't have Kamara, who takes a lot of pressure of Brees. Stats and wins don't mean shit, because every qb has to work with a totally different team which has a big impact on those numbers. I really would like to know how many of bress' 400yds were after the catch
how do we stop future eagle minkah fitzpatrick
I'M WALKIN' HERE dialed up to 11
>that bottom right picture
Weird to be reminded he was actually young once
brady went from like an uggo lanklet to a handsome chad, it's incredible
Plastic surgery.
don't You me faggot
youtube.com
nigga all he did was lose weight and grow the beard. he unlocked his full potential, no surgery here.
nah rodgers was alright
didnt play well or anything, but bears defense was really good. they took away his first two reads on most plays and he didnt have time in the pocket after that. he had a lot of 3rd and long passes too
Lads its Madden 20 any good? I kind of want it so I don't have to look at this dumb nigger anymore.
even worse lmao
>stats don't matter
>wins don't matter either
>I refuse to acknowledge either quantitative or qualitative measures of performance in order to keep thinking my meme qb is somehow better than someone whose career stats and accomplishments are completely superior and who just proved his current superiority by being statistically and qualitatively better in a head-to head matchup last fucking week
truly pathetic
>being smug your kicker saved your asses
No. They decided to implement NFL Blitz-style superstar powers and left the rest of the fun gameplay with that franchise. Now Madden is less "simulation" and more arcade, and it's not good at doing either.
I don't believe he did anything to his face but there's no fucking way that hairline is natural. He showed signs of slight recession early in his career and now it's thicker than carpet, there' aren't enough avocados in the world to make that happen.
I'm not criticizing it, though, Whoever he hired did an amazing fucking job and it was a good choice. I'd do it if I had the money.
Obviously. Thanks for defending his masculinity so vehemently.
Any famous people fans of your team?
Aight. So how is FITZMAGIC going to fare against the Patz tomorrow?
>Famous
Being the internets pre-eminent porn reviewer isn't exactly famous.
>beasr
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
Better than big Ben.
yeah, maybe a minoxidil treatment or two, you're right.
you're welcome.
Well that's a given. But can he meme a win and torch the pats?
Patriots are going perfect season unless Bill throws a game.
Vikings WILL win the division, starting this Sunday.
based fuck green gay and shitcongo
lmao of course he's a fucking packer fan
Game show host, pro wrestler, basketball players etc
Mario Lopez and Nick Cannon. Fitting for an irrelevant franchise
I have something to say about this
The chiefs didn’t beat the patriots last year.
Hi. My name is Patrick Mahomes and I am the best quarterback in the NFL. I just can't wait to BTFO the raidniggers this sunday. I am unstoppable. This year, I will lead the KANSAS CITY CHIEFS to their 2nd superb owl victory and there is nothing anyone can do about it lol. For all teams playing against me in 2019, get ready for the big L!
Is Patrick Mahomes a Jim Henson creation?
Winning the division is like Winning the Super Bowl for Vikings fans
Seethe harder green gay
Hunts is FUCKING GARBAGE.
Try again. I'll give you a hint. I'm a fan of a team that's beaten the Vikings en route to a Super Bowl win
Ah, so the team that signed an injury prone QB to a high contract with no reliable backup anymore.
but that could be any nfc team
this man is finna dab on the leaveland brownstains this sunday and theres nothing you can do about it.
I understand this. We are of the same timeline but, as you may not know, just because a team beats a team one year does not set in stone another loss the following year. We lost both games by a field goal.
I cant wait for that game when the chiefs will win 38-21 and I will spam this board shoving that in your face for all eternity
Damn you’re pathetically delusional
>Only the Eagles have beaten the Vikings in the playoffs during a season where they won a title
The sub 50 IQ of the world's smartest Viking's fan
I agree that heinz is superior but, for MVPATs sake, I will approve of hunts
I fucking hate that basedboy.
this monday** ;)
based question
We will see my fren. Be prepared for disappointment
Reminder that THIS is what the Vikings have to rely on in order to win a title
I use their tomato paste for cooking sometimes, but it's inferior to brands like Muir Glen.
Seethe harder.
>Ringlets trying to punch up again
>Already resorted to using buzzwords
Only the eagles have beaten the Vikings in the playoffs and then gone to win the Owl.
You may only reply to this post if your team isn't led by semen this week.
pretty based you had this webm handy somehow. based trevor.
confirmed lifelong since 2017
I'm an autismo compulsive data hoarder Broncos fan.
Prove me wrong. Unless you’re trying to refer back to the 70s or the 90s, which is far beyond the scope of even arguing.
nfl.com
Brees:
>370yds
>119 yac
>32/43 cp/att
>2 tds
>1 int
>1 pass over 30 yds
>0 (zero) plays over 20 yds
Watson:
>268 yds
>76 yac
>20/30 cp/att
>3 tds
>1 int
>1 pass over 50 yds
>2 passes over 30 yds
>2 passes over 20 yds
Brees can't throw for shit. All in all Watson stats are better.
Quick Yea Forums
Post the oldest spee related meme you have
Literally 2009
>admitting to being a taints fan
>in 2019
Nice playoff runs these last few years.
>deviates from the original scene's joke
>he doesn't cheer on his favorite team to win it all despite how hopeless it may look
Back to redit
kek
I DON'T RECALL AGE.
>even the QBs are black now
Whities in USA BTFO
Still wrong. Keep moving those goalposts
>Can't use the History of the Minnesota Vikings when discussing the history of the Minnesota Vikings
>Unironically claimed that the Vikings lost to a super bowl winner once
lmao, I bet you don't even know who Adrian Peterson or Randy Moss are
Everyone's a nigga in Murrica.
Are you actually braindead or do you not remember who won the Owl in the 2009 season?
>Say to name a team that beat the VIkings on the way to winning a SUper Bowl
>Then list that 3 entire decades do not count
Boy I wonder what team I would've listed, you brainless ringlet
something something market value
Damn you’re salty AND braindead. Does it hurt to wake up?
>Vikings acting like hot shit
You faggots are chokers nearly as bad as the Bills.
>p-please stop exposing me
Remember when Yea Forums thought VIkings fans weren't the official fanbase of reddit?
>career ending mono
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
The collective seethe of losing fan bases. Keep it coming, I love it. Btw see you in the Owl Jacksonville
Everything is great when you're winning
>Still trying to walk back the fact that you claimed the Eagles were the only team to ever beat the VIkings in the playoffs during a season where they won the title
>seething THIS HARD
Damn, this is hilarious.
>mfw you mindfuck some sad incel so hard that you force him to study your team’s history
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M NOT OBSESSED AT ALL
NOOOO THIS IS OUR YEAR. WE NEVER LOST A SUPERBOWL
Obsessed
Ben's highs are higher and lows are lower. Dalton has a cool new scheme but what is going to hold him back, ultimately, is his shit offensive line whereas Ben enjoys one of the best.
'member how this game broke kaeding's soul so hard that he snapped his acl on the opening kickoff of the next season and then got usurped by Big Dick Nick (novak)
i 'member
why are you hating on Tom Brady, one of the greatest to ever play?
>One of the greatest to ever play
don't lump Lord Brady with those shitters
We're old.
You can only give me a (You) if your team has at least 1(one) Super Bowl victory
95445952
Kys nigger faggot
95445952
Viking fan here, cope harder faggot
here
Based Patriots or Steelers fan
>TFW you got to see them all
Imagine rooting for a team that hasn’t won an Owl. The super bowl has existed for 53 years now and your shit heap still can’t win it? LMao can’t even imagine not having the satisfaction of knowing that my team isn’t shit
Based af. Fucking fag fishing for you's
Cowboys arent even making the playoffs
>Thinking his team won a Super Bowl
You may only post from this point on if your team is undefeated
>team has existed 23 years
>already two super bowls
O I am laffin'
easily win their division. washington is a disaster, New York's only good player is a running back, Eagles are overrated frauds. 11-5 is their floor
Fun fact: New England is favored to win every single game in the regular season, including all road games. Their toughest games are considered @Eagles(51% chance to win) and @Ravens(52% chance to win).
The Chiefs only have 1 game on their schedule they aren't favored to win this year: @Patriots, who they have an estimated 39% chance of beating.
>spiritual loss to the falcons
>undefeated
Pick one vicuck
how do you lads feel about your teams chances tomorrow?
extremely confident. If the Vikings can beat the Falcons, literally anyone can
@95446210
Fuck you. If you want yous be more creative
WHAT THE FUCK IS A SPIRITUAL LOSS
Bad, man. Tune in for the mile high spaghetti bowl.
Imagine thinking the Vikings are the worst team in the league
detroilet @ chorge
Lions pull this one out of their ass because I doubt they can outchoke the chargers
Good but still nervous.
>loins
>getting outchoked
also checked
Pretty much this, rivers pick 6 or multiple goal line fumbles inbound
Alternatively, chargers win by like 30 to start the "OH YEAH CHARGERS ARE REALLY DOING IT THIS YEAR" hype train again
Imagine being born in minnesomalia and being forced to root for a team that will never win the Owl. What a hell. Why even watch football st that point?
>inherited a team from a future division rival
>hurr durr we did it all ourselves
Obviously someone born after 2000
Big-brained post
Tbh if your team can’t win an Owl within 10 years of existence, you’re probably rooting for a shit team
>his team existed after the owl was invented
Lol
Have another beer sconny trash
Any pre Owl team is useless and boomer filled. No thanks.
Gladly, I’ll even look at all the Lombardi’s we have while I drink it.
>his team hasn’t been relevant since Jim Brown was playing
Lmao tbqhwy
Who?
OH NO NO NO
The Cleveland Paul Browns
just trade trent williams to the vikings
Dan Snyder needs to do something about fucking Fedex field or we can expect another 6 injuries tomorrow
Classic skins
*laughs billionaireishly*
We don’t have the cap space. He’s no doubt an upgrade since Reiff is a ducking turnstile at LT.
Zoomers should be culled
My teams fans are probably mostly boomers but I sure as hell am not Otto Graham was a person buddy
The cowboys are really going to fuck them up aren’t they bros
FUCK this bum. Chargers could have been in the owl if not for "the most accurate kicker" missing all of his shots.
Never
Have you forgotten about DANIEL JONES
Who?
It's true they would've choked in another way at some point down the line but it's still fucking ridiculous how it all unfolded.
nobody is going to be able to stop us... the owl is ours this year
Whom?
>proceeds to go one and done
Better win this year. That team finna fall apart once Dak takes all the cap.
>370 yards on 74% completion
>can't throw for shit
Can't imagine why...
>completing 31 5yd passes
wow, what an arm that guy has
Do they not have groundskeepers employed?
Who's getting past Peyton first?
They're billionaires for a reason.
>Dan Marino
>420
Blaze it
Marino.
>The disgusting quagmire of Washington DC
It's just 1 game. he was 56/80 for +31 yrd attempts last season
>Snyder was born on November 23, 1964 [2] in Maryland,[3][4] the son of Arlette (née Amsellem) and Gerald Seymour "Gerry" Snyder.[5][6] His family is Jewish
Really makes you think.
>Polian makes receiving easier and ushers in a new era of passing
>favre and Dan marino’s records fall because of this
The Williams situation is a nice microcosm of the Dan Snyder era
>be Radskins
>fuck with player's health
>piss him off so badly he refuses to play
>you refuse to trade him
>instead of getting any value from decent player you wind up with nothing except bad pr and lost opportunity cost
what's the fucking point
>Not having people who are autismo about grass
The other guys took this one game as an example, claiming he had a better performance than Watson. Which isn't true
someone make a new bread
Lol can’t have a shit owner if your owner is dead.
Yeah, alright. Watson was clearly better in that game.
Yeah, but you can have a embarrassingly messy legal battle with your previous owner's family.
>doing what actually works and winning
>not going for style points by memechucking
>somehow this is bad
maybe we're asking too much expecting a eurotrash casual to understand
The raiders have a fucking baseball diamond in their field and it's still better
Ok. So prediction percentages now rule what will happen? Because they are usually wrong. Hence the betting industry
>Arguing over muh dragons again
Dumb. If it doesn't win the game who really gives a shit?
Shut up zoomer cuck
Soon to be 2
Thank god Paul Allen left it all to his sister who isn’t a basket case.
>Eli is top 10 all time
passing TD is a meme stat that means nothing
All im arguing is that Brees can't throw anymore because his arm has gone to shit. Watson is the better qb right now
>raidniggers
>baseball field
Lol
You won but you proved you have no QB in the process
bruh. the packers beat the bears by 7 points. pathetic.
>if you don’t throw the ball then you have no QB
We had the lead from stupid early, why would we throw the ball and stop the clock when we could run it?
Brady now that they finally have a great receiver
make a thread you lazy fucks
Why? You won’t post there anyways
Peyton would have won 17 Super Bowls in New England
NEW
NEW
The Bears usually arent that anemic on offense, no matter how Trubisky plays
>lower completion %
>led his team to fewer total yards
>led his team to fewer total passing yards
>led his team to fewer total points
>lost
>hurr durr deep passes
See, I don't know if you know this but the point to offense is to gain yards and eventually score points. The Saints gained more yards and scored more points, and the passing game specifically was the more productive component of the offense. And the quarterback is the guy who throws the ball, see, so when one guy produces more yards and more points while being more efficient than the other guy we tend to say he had a better game.
Because more points are better than less points.
And more yards are better than less yards.
And a high percentage is better than a low percentage.
And winning is better than losing.
If you allow yourself to grasp these concepts then later this year you won't be so surprised when the Saints make another deep playoff run and the Texans go one and done again
Wouldve choked in the playoffs regardless of the team he played for
nah.