15:00 BST
>De Gea, Wan-Bissaka, Lindelof, Maguire, Young, Matic, McTominay, Pereira, Mata, James, Rashford
Subs: Romero, Jones, Fred, Greenwood, Gomes, Tuanzebe, Chong
>Schmeichel, Pereira, Baseduncu, Evans, Chilwell, Choudhury, Ndidi, Maddison, Tielemans, Gray, Vardy
Subs: Ward, Justin, Morgan, Albrighton, Barnes, Perez, Praet
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First for Have Six, ye Gays.
where's jlingz?
Lets be honest lads. Based lestah are winning this one.
where's my boy jayling?
Cheeky Maguire own goal
>Having a thread for a 15:00 kickoff game.
All reported to the EPL Legal Department
This PL ? Yeah, it'll make ABL seethe
>tfw bet 150€ on 1-1
on the bench...our boy is liek a cobra...waitin and snappin when the times right...
What a subpar united side, Jesus Christ
>McTominay
>Matic
>Mata
that united lineup is abysmal. did they really give de gay 350k/w? He is past it
Who's gonna be a bigger flop ? Slap head or De Slip ?
5 of the bench players should be starting
What's with the aussie accent?
>Fred not starting
Why did they even buy him
ole at the wheel boys
>Young, Matic, McTominay, Pereira, Mata
the chad city fan working for the council
bold to think >we're competing for 6th
ahhh the revered manchester united youth in full force
We are so fucked.
Unironically lesta are winning this. Yanaited are piss poor and pathetic. Just look at the top of tye head of that midfield LMFAO. And also
>de gey
this one's got a 1-1 written all over it
Should I bet some shekels?
our boy jaylingz is injured....lads.... otherwise sure win for united.....0.90 odds...
I'm ready for the elite comedy.
yes
LOL
HAHA WHERES JLINGZ MAY MAY SO FUNNY HAHAHAHA
Shit-nited
...
YOU'VE BEEN VISITED BY LE BASED GOBLIN OF SCORING SOME FACKIN GOALS
CHANT "JAMIE VARDY AVIN A PARTY BRING YOUR VODKA AND YOUR CHARLIE" TO DAB ON THE WOMANCHESTER POONITED NGUBUS
Based retard
anyone else just here to shitpost?
Based
Don't spend it all at once
would anyone else take a 1 year relegation if it got rid of jlingz and ole?
Just here to slag post
i made a bet with a friend. if jlingz scores or gets an assist i have to suck his cock.
i'm safe, right?
depends on whether or not you love sucking cock
if you mean this season then yeah probably
JAMIE VARDY AVIN A PARTY BRING YOUR VODKA AND YOUR CHARLIE
based
If (when) he doesn't?
>De Gea, Wan-Bissaka, Lindelof, Maguire, Young, Matic, McTominay, Pereira, Mata, James, Rashford
>Subs: Romero, Jones, Fred, Greenwood, Gomes, Tuanzebe, Chong
ole's last game
>this team cost the same as the current man city team
oh im laughing
Holy fuck, look how far they've fallen. A bunch of literal who's
JAMIE VARDY AVIN A PARTY BRING YOUR VODKA AND YOUR CHARLIE
>Pogba injured
Thank God and the god of thunder for giving manu a win without making them racist.
Apologize.
odds on utd winning this?
>that midfield
sorry to say it boys but I think >we've lost this
>chongy
>rashy
>maguirey
>wan-bissakery
0
J Lingzy
How many will my boy JLingz score today, lads?
Not even close.
thanks for this
i just busted off to a non-nude video of this beauty
lesta will win because they've the most absolute units in the stands #KingPower
hit a dog with my car today
1 and get an assist hopefully.
is your car okay?
Come on mate, show animal abuse the red card
BRING YOUR VODKA AND YOUR CHARLIE
>we
lads, make a combined 11 between those 2 starting lineups and it gets even funnier
Hope you brought the pupper to the veterinary, you subhuman fuck.
Why are half the English players mutts?
betting's generally retarded
more like Poonited
>Baseduncu
never gets old
Fuck off Maguire
Basedunchu's cock is fucking massive
I feel like Jlingz should be a much bigger meme than he currently is on Yea Forums
4.0 odds for Leicester lmao lads. Easiest 190 bucks I've ever made.
noooo not the woofer, not the pupperino
Looks like he already scores where it matters
Stream ded in 3.. 2.. 1..
Because mutts get overrated by some English clubs
>Rashford
>Lingard
>Chong
>Young
that was no doggo, that was me
How’s she balancing those noodles on her head
nice
shoulda let Rashy knuckleball that one
it ran off
My boy Jaylingz' cum
jay liggy my niggy
bit of a dent and some fur on the wheel
Lindelof is such a fucking pussy
FUCKING HOMER REFBALL CUNT
Rashford will miss the penalty. Just wait
ERA PENAL
hahahahhahahahahah
Benuldy call webum.
State of that refball
affirmative refereeing
REFBALL
GET YOUR N READY
great, time to miss another fucking penalty
>Can't find a stream
>Not shelling out for NBC gold
>Relying on Yea Forums for a MBM
I'm fucked.
REFBALL
RASHBECK RASHBECK RASHBECK RASHBECK RASHBECK RASHBECK RASHBECK RASHBECK RASHBECK RASHBECK RASHBECK RASHBECK RASHBECK RASHBECK RASHBECK RASHBECK RASHBECK RASHBECK RASHBECK RASHBECK RASHBECK RASHBECK RASHBECK RASHBECK
ABUS BTFO
What's the fucking point of VAR?
N
softest penalty i've ever seen
woman utd diving again
for me, it's Man UTD best player: Martin Atkinson
that was definitely not a penalty
Can't even celebrate because I know >we'll just trow the lead away
Era
Manchester United goal webum.
lmao Fergie Association working overtime this season
Refball and United matches, name a more iconic pairing lads
>refball
VAR is only for the paying customer :^)
dead spectators and liverpool
A
B
U
ngubu rolling around like he's had his legs kicked from under him
fuck man utd
How was that a pen? VAR is useless when the refs watching are afraid to overrule the ref on the pitch. Same with liverpool pen earlier, ref didn't give it so var refs didn't want to embarrass him and overrule
>Man U at home
>Dodgy penalty given
Name a more iconic duo
var is pointless in the pl
Anyone have a stream?
haha
Are ABUs seriously arguing that wasn’t a penalty?
Unoriginal comments and anglos
for me its plane crashes and man u players
go to soccerstreams100 dot com
Anyone got a stream?
nice switch
What is he jotting down?
Yes, unfortunalely
Are you getting exciting because you're winning the battle for 6th? Aww.
>maddison pulled back in box
>nothing
>Rashford falls over and rolls a few metres
>peno
Okay then
>all my usual streaming sites saying "please wait the stream will start soon"
Fuck
I'm a united supporter and that wasn't a penalty, but the ref being retarded isn't our fault
pereira is dogshit
pogba or even jlingz would get on the end of that cross
RASHFORD
yeah im thinkegn we are BACK
Score sam facking goals.
>cam...on...jamie
Rashford created a foul. Should be booked. I remember Vardy getting sent off for doing that once.
No need to be so upset mate lmao
SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON
nope
Walton on BT basically just said the only way to use VAR is allow the ref to look again rather than have a second ref
SON????????
have all streams shat themselves?
Dad?
is this true?
it wasn't a penalty you fucking girl
>seething faggots
every time
>I wish I was back at Liverpool
>tfw i'm still using a car without insurance for 2 years now
Based.
Oh shit thanks based user
Look at United's XI. They are slowly becoming a midtable team. Sad!
What happens if you kill a family?
All the Youpit streams did yeah.
>Stream is kill
based
>being this much of a paki
ballsy
I don't think auto insurance would have brought them back to life
For stream links: viprow.net
based fuck those jews for wanting you to pay to drive your own car
>The refs aren't biased for Unite-
>Madders on the wing
>Gray on the pitch at all
Brendan is his own worst enemy
The battle of 7th place.
>europoors cant afford tv
are licenses that expensive
Bless you, brother.
Where is pogback?
Do you like cricket?
only t20
That graph literally shows nothing
Pogba really carrying United here. What would they do without him?
WO IST POGBA?
What dystopian shithole is this from?
"Injured"
Utd are shite
sure mate
hurt his hand playing fortnite
world class from Matic
Clearly America
spurs taking it home this year, literally nothing you can do about it.
ODI all the way mate - test cricket is dead.
this is insane
and they still can't win
3rd place is 2nd loser mate
>spurs
>taking anything home in any year
is cantona playing?
what are they taking home?
they miss most penalties, so its fair
this
fuck the west
top of the table if they buy harry kane
Agreed fellow chocolate poster
Director loves Baseduncu
based young
FUCK OFF MATA YOU CUNT
not racist just want to deport all the men
1. Liverpool
2. City
3. Spurs
4. ??????????????????????????????
Get an ambulance and you can use the NHS
every one was correct though. they've also been robbed of one. you actually watch the matches or just look at numbers and shitpost like a retard?
for me it's nottingham forest
>Mata used to be fast
when did EPL exactly gone boring?
People with shit hearing are generally idiots. You say something in the moment that obviously only makes sense right then. "That's a foul!" "huh, could you repeat that?"
Pools Closed will be worth 60m in two years screencap this post.
What did you lads have for lunch?
>Tfw the Lebanese place was doing a weekend deal this week
McTominay wants to be the new Roy Keane
scott had had some earth shaking tackles last season and is still going in like a bulldozer. I'd be scared of that dude
So many grammatical and tense errors - laughable attempt really...
shut the fuck up ye daft cunt
ya cheeky cunt they are on pace to score 12 at crystal palace innit?
kek
Agreed, dont hate 'em just want some choccy
when it became 90% ngubu pace monkeys
>Tfw some lad from loughborough turns out to be the new scholes
wew
liking females is onions
No they weren't, liar.
In the second West Ham game United were fouled outside the box but were given a penalty and a West Ham goal was wrongfully disallowed. United won 2-1 even though they should have lost.
The refs are biased towards United.
you are mumbling like an autist but you don't realize it
lucky fella
wtf when did toure join the lester staff?
>kolo
based
man utd are cancer and the ref should be shot
All this manu diving and the ref being a mug is making this game painful to watch.
that's why you should like me spurs. English national hero 'arry Kane and based Korean as well as a diverse mix of talented skill players.
u r mentally ill lol
Willian is class
Can't believe Chelsea sold him
tfw you will be a an Italian legend with a young choccy to cool you down while watching some footy
Brenda brought him as part of THE BACKROOM STAFF
Rent free
t. christchurch killer
>coombrains
Watch the game
that was an aussie
It was me
BLOOOOOOOOOOOOTER
What is this coom meme I've seen recently. Can I get a summary?
Based
fug
wanna buy a used car?
top lad
based
Fuck off Brenton
If I wanted to watch the Chelsea game I'd be watching the fucking Chelsea game, third time they've done this
wojak meme #23
>United score a goal
>Do nothing
>Opposing team score an equaliser
Rinse
Repeat
this is boring gonna go watch spurs lata thread
this ref is unbelievable
>tfw tv keeps cutting to Liverpool - Newcastle highlights
BEIN SPORT STUDIO BLOWN UP
PANIC.JPG
What's it like to be a women lads?
What the hell is going with the broadcast?
sauce?
>Leicester on the break
>Ref stops play
hmm, happening quite a bit this is.
why am I downloading more JAV that I'm never going to watch, m8s. I'm an addict.
wut i thought it was astro
wolves look relegation tier
code?
was about to post the same. it's been like this for years as well. shite mentality. when ole first came in they killed (shit) teams.
B O R I N G
O
R
I
N
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Same shit here. Thought the Norwegian broadcasters fucked up, but I guess not.
Porn brain. I had the same issue. Just get a gf, best thing I ever did tbqh.
Same. I guess they have to do it to keep their customers from dying of boredom. That's bad for business.
>5 live cutting to athletes
They should spam shitty normalfag porn in gamethreads instead, now that's creativity.
Wtf is going on at bein?
>Leicester commit a foul
>ref stops play
What the fuck?
>Just get a gf,
I WOULD IF I COULD
Holy shit this team needs pogba badly
>you will never smell it
what's the point
What happened lads ?
Any lads who are actually from leicester in here?
>Tfw LE3
How big is your wojak folder? be honest
Japs smell pretty bad desu. Like spicy armpits.
kek even this thread is dead
just like united's style of football
they look the same as usual. scored their goal and now they're done
I got off my national express at lestah late night a few days ago and this girl asked me for a cigarette and I just gave her one, and when I think about it I very much doubt anyone (least not a woman) would give me one in the same situation.
LE65 mate.
Are you defending porn spam or not? I never mentioned Wojak.
People are nicer than you think
>Turk starts praying to Allah
What the fuck is his problem?
Is Tammy legit? why doesn't united play their youth like they said they would? team is atrocious either way
LE2
He is not such a bad guy. Look at those abs
what about j-lingz?
In uni there were only 3 girls in my Engineering class and one of them forgot to do her part for a group project so one of the guys in her group did all the work for her and even put her name on the final hand in, apparently she never once showed up for a meeting
AFU
anything for united
in america we give pretty much anyone that isn't a nog a cigarette if they ask
more money more problems (bribed)
The funny thing is that she'll get into management while the guy who did her work will remain a wagecuck for life
Surprised de cay didn't let that in
i think thats everywhere outside of this schizo's head, mate
Ole looks so angry
man utd are the harry kane of football teams
L I K E A G 6
I
K
E
A
G
6
kek
I'd give you a ciggy mate
LE2 here
wonder what de gea's clean sheet bonus is
>malaysia webm
It begins
based
judging by his recent form, irrelevant
Post half-time chocolate girls.
what does this have to do with sports?
what does this?
need to see the pink bits of her fanny
fuck off you weaboo pedophile
based pink chocolate poster
Think Im getting a hernia jesus christ fuck this summer
What a bitch (I mean the guy).
i love dark women lads
i just wish the dark lads would go home
It's just a reaction image. Nothing wrong with posting those here, right?
Projecting a bit, aren't we?
mboko
Pathetic a championship white zoomer is united's best player
>young
why united managers insist on playing Young as a full back?
can't believe ashley old is a starter for any club let alone manchester united. the absolute state
why do they play him at all nigga
has there only been this 1 match thread?
what the hell, how come? Is Yea Forums slowing down significantly? 300 posts for a United game?
Half the people watching are asleep. I took a 5 minute nap myself
United aren't a big team any more m8, everyone's in the Tottenham thread.
That is based
united matches are excruciatingly boring until they inevitability choke their one goal lead. then ABU's flood in
>Gray
Honestly, 3.5 years and he's still shit and still gets chances in the team. Barnes has done more in a few months than Gray has done in over 3 years. How many more managers do we need to go through to finally ditch this guy. We can easily make a profit on him too.
wait for >us to concede
one can hope
Match is garbage like most Manure matches because they just sit back at home and try to counter like a midtable team. Nothing to shitpost about.
I went to check, it has 65 posts.
Doesn't seem like any of the games today have had that much activity 2bh. Even the Liverpool game just did 1 and a half by the looks of it.
Is this shit normal now or just this weekend? Just used to more activity in gamethreads
can't believe some people think young is a bad player
LEL you need to do better than that, brother.
There are many matches going on at the same time
Plus, the obnoxious yuro trips from years ago mostly fucked off. Man Utd's success used to make for easy bait. Now that they're shit and lost memes like Mouyes and le 400k a week man, there's not much reason to shitpost about them. They're just another big team.
>Wolves out of the top 6 race already
I guess chinese money isn't much good then
>de cay
Their club refuses to spend a lot so there is a lack of depth
can't wait for poonited to blow their lead
We are top 4 now.
United's midfield is abysmal. How could they not make signings there? Kikes
What part of United City are you from m8?
>fred
young is such a brain dead nigger
Because nobody wants to go there and everyone wants to leave, but they stay because poonited throws obscene amounts of buckaroos their way, plus nobody actually wants them
STOP PLAYING HIGHLIGHTS FROM OTHER GAMES
love this t b h
>GOAL RUSH
>O
>A
>L
>R
>U
>S
>H
Stingy owners. They only bought 2 defenders and a championship winger.
Chinese wonderkid starting
young must've chowed down on some bird shit before the game because he's playing well for once
why do Manchester United Football Club LLC sit back at home and try to score on the counter like a relegation tier side
They do it so your pulse won't go to zero and you stop paying for subscription
United will win league this chapter.
>losing to that manure team
how shit are leicester?
because >muh pacey cunts on the wings excel at hitting teams on the break
Vardy is such a cunt
That's the only tactic Ole knows
very, they are Leicester
take that back
the goal goblin is a lad's lad and if you don't like him you're gay
haven't they spent the most in transfers and wages over the last 5 years or so
That's the only tactic we have in Norway, unironically. Just look at our national team. Same shit for 30 years
by far
they're not stingy they just buy shite meme players
Yes, they spent too much money on flops like Sanchez, Fred now they're broke.
more Vardies
less Chongs
fucking clowns not knowing who's going to try a shot
The last two seasons they haven't spend a lot. And most of their spending in the seasons before that were on Pogba and Lukaku.
>Schlong
So they spent 50 million on a fullback, think this was somehow going to turn their fortune around?
They spend a lot but not in a smart way like City or Liverpool. They spent most of the money on several overrated players like Fred, Pogba, Lukaku, Maguire, Matic etc.
They're stingy because they could have spent more to get a balanced squad but instead they sell their second best midfielders and spend less than half of their transfer budget.
They also bought Maguire. Their defense is better, but their midfield and attack are worse.
chong is shit
they made solid signings this summer, just not enough.
>two defenders and a left winger
right wing, midfield and now striker is shambolic
love me a game where a soft penalty decides it
exactly, they spend a lot. you kept saying they don't. Edwood is just a fucking moron
this game has late de gay blunder written all over it
They are stingy. They have a similar budget to clubs like Real Madrid but they don't use most of it.
They sell Herrera, Lukaku and loan Sanchez, splash 140 million on two overrated defenders and called it a day.
manure playing like they're 2 up 3mins into injury time
If they had spent most of their budget on Mourinho's final year on a Kante-like player and on replacing Martial with Ronaldo, they would be in a much better shape.
Maddison 90+3 goal
they didn't sell herrera, they're still paying most of Alexis' wages.
how is spending a load of money on hype shitters stingy you git
They spend a lot relative to other clubs but they don't spend close to what they can.
They are stingy which is what I said. I didn't say they didn't spend a lot. Don't lie mate.
Reminder that United managed to beat Kristiansund, a small bottom-table Norwegian team by 0-1. Decided by a penalty with 20 seconds left on the clock
They didn't spend a lot on Mourinho's final year. And given the number of holes in their squad and how much money they have, they don't spend as much as they could.
and it'll get disallowed because he "dived"
>don't lie mate
seethe harder igor
Lost this before we even kicked off.
Starting 11 was fucking shocking. Rodgers needs to pack this 2 DMs bullshit in, learn that Maddison isn't a fucking winger and never play Gray again.
Because they didn't spend more on forwards and midfielders. It is because United are a profit driven club (ironically) and they want to cut costs. Now their squad is mid table tier.
I meant a lot relative to their budget. I should have been clear.
So close by ngubu khalid rashford
Should have been red.
Man I can't believe that Manchester United haven't won a premier league in 20 years now. Oh wait, they have, because they aren't a joke like Liverpool.
There is no way wolves will be tying up the score right? i feel like theres a much better chance to see united fuck it up here
that's enough
Vardy equaliser when
>poogba not playing
>we win
can't imagine united customers will be happy even if they win here
based
fuck pogdab
It would be 3-0 if my young boy JLingz was allowed to play
>barerely winning
Maddison is not good.
haha
2 shit teams and the decider was a soft penalty
best league in the world
yes i know i can watch my own
ogba
no one to lose the ball after squaring up to two opposition attackers in our own half
zzzzzzz-tier game and thats your prediction.
bold, m8
nice
Watch MLS
How are they leading? They are terrible from what I've seen.
Winning is still winning.
Real talk. My nigga Jlingz would've assisted so many goals by now.
You never see second hand bows and arrows.
>Build a system that works and become the best PL side since being employed
>Change system for no reason and look like shit
>Persist on using it constantly
What the fuck is Rodgers doing?
>tattoo
I'd fuck her to death. Death by cock
I love brit sluts
our year la
>virgin
>Ngubu
Penalty of course
dodgy penalty as usual United already have 4 penalties this season.
refball
VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY
His brain is too big for football.
based Schmeichel
>Schmeichal goes forward
>plays it short
HAHAHAHAHAHA
fuck you
ndidi is getting called the n word tonight lads
actually scared me lad
>It's another zero fairplay behavior from football players...
Based timewasting right at the end.
ndidi is so fucking shit
CHIMPOUT
NGUBU CHIMPOUT
McTominay elite
Finally a W
Management is still wagecuckery
>wasting time at home against lestah
lel
What an absolutely glorious win
This is our year
Vetern shithousing from Mctominay there
drop the 4-2-3-1 already ole
This but unironically
Rodgers is a mug
this is why women unironically think their version of the sport is better
grown men acting like fucking babies
Rodgers out
they're all bulldykes that want to prove they're masculine. it's tryhard shite.
What the heck? I thought Basedoncu was better than Maguire
What a dogshit game. Imagine paying to watch this crap.
Once again thank Allah
>Imagine paying to watch this crap.
h-haha, yeah, imagine that
Yeah, I'm thinking we're back
Did I watch a game of football or did I just watch paint dry?