OFFICIAL 3PM KICKOFFS THREAD

Five top-flight fixtures this afternoon with some big names involved:

>Brighton & Hove Albion v Burnley
>Manchester United v Leicester City
>Sheffield United v Southampton
>Tottenham Hotspur v Crystal Palace
>Wolverhampton Wanderers v Chelsea

Lower leagues are welcome as always; /3pm/ does not discriminate!

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Other urls found in this thread:

bbc.co.uk/sport/football/49649447
60fps.live/sheffield-united-vs-southampton/?link=1&utm_source=footybite
60fps.live/manchester-united-vs-leicester-city/?link=1&utm_source=footybite
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/31470797
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barnet_F.C.#Squad
twitter.com/HighlightsHCAFC/status/1172879446908358656?s=19
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

>be a customer
>game not televised
>have to hunt down some shitbrock stream

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ln

real football ended in 1992 I don't even know what this shit is

customer of whom?

On my way to beautiful downtown bramall lane lads. Big 3 points on offer, need to win games like this.

so you're saying Leeds were the last real champions?

Manure don't @ me

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>implying you were even alive in 1992

They're people who don't think Leeds was the last true champions of England?

most of the country yeah

I am a Fan of Chelsea. I will watch the game lying on my couch and will cheer for them.

Cannot WAIT for another Ipswich win today.

>when signing for modern day Leeds turns you into a homesick gambling addict
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/49649447

Of all the things to meme on Leeds for you choose..... A bloke gambling lmfao

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most recent thing I could think of lad

better than dredging up muh turkey stabbing or muh near liquidation for the 10000th time

going to a party later and my mum said "don't letch on the girls. I've seen you in action"
what is this feel lads

>phoenix_nights_psychic_meme.jpg

>The Nightmare of Newcastle

Any Gills fans about today?

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Looks comfy

Reminder that Liverpool are going to blow a 5 point lead at some point this season now lmao

Manure Leicester or Wolves Lelsea?

why would there be
I think you're the only one

Why the fuck is deeney doing ss a day before gameday

Why are Leicester and Chester pronounced the same but spelled differently?

Feels good to be winning.
I reckon if you go down and right back up it's better than staying as a mid-table side like we were. Issue is you don't have the guarantee of going up, and of course we still don't but it's going well so far.

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>Mfw two best games of the weekend are both at 15

One has a Ch the other has a L

Wolves Chelsea could be a decent game but watching Man U get bummed by Lester is too tempting

...

fuck off

agreed, fuck off

Probably depends on when the towns were founded and how the language was spoken/written at their particular periods

Simpler pronunciation probably means earlier date, so Chester would be the older of the two

Spurs palace stream?

Hes not playing tomorrow

Genuinely dont understand why so many Spurs fans hate Lamela

exploding knees

Brystal Balace

Because you don't win trophies with Lamela, Winks or Sissoko

How racist are you planning on being today lads?

Is the overall theme mountain biking?

I usually mutter 'nigger' to myself when I'm alone because it's the only way I can say it outloud

No strangely there is often another Gills fan that posts here sometimes I remember to see if he is about.

Sheff U Saints - 60fps.live/sheffield-united-vs-southampton/?link=1&utm_source=footybite

Man U Saints - 60fps.live/manchester-united-vs-leicester-city/?link=1&utm_source=footybite

I say Nigger everyday.

*Man U Leicester

hard on saints playing twice in a day

Based

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>Norbert

depends which race player scores against my club

Where the fuck do i find a stream these days

i fear he's just going to be another proschwitz

footybite or usagoals

based

>troy deeney on sky sports news
based

why dont they play games at 15:00 again?

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Are based blades gonna score sam fackin goals today ?

>Moura on the bench
Was he that bad in the Newcastle game, he's been really good in so many of the other games he's been in I don't know why he isn't started if Kane is fit

Can someone tell poch to stop using this dogshit 4-4-2 diamond?

met Tory deeney in chelmsley wood asda once

>palace gk already dead
that's a wrap

pochettino is retarded

Accrington Stanley 1-0 Sunderland

>blunderland

Have you not seen the amount of episodes where the 3rd choice keeper has the game of his life against Spurs

fully erect racism all day every day

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>losing to stoke

based bolton

>Losing to Bolton

Bolton winning yay

You do with Winks

im just not ayre the reasoning makes sense

Accrington Stanley 1-1 Sunderland

1-1 slow cunt

Utd have got a penalty in literally every game

no joy for ABUs today

ohhh moussa hahaha

who's the slow cunt now wahey

>Brendão Rodginho

I'm glad all of the goals are out of the way for that Sunderland game, another 1-1 ahoy

>solihull poors

SON

dad?

If you aren't meme-ing my stream is hours behind

Can missoko be taken off and spurs be not chronically fucked with injuries?

U N I
T E D

UNITED ARE THE TEAM FOR ME

SOOOOOOOOON

Hesgoal

winks turning out of a easy forward pass to play it backwards. based

was that korean girl in the crowd Son's gf

Jarrod Bowen my son

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>The Welsh Xavi

>it's another episode of English posters discussing the efl whist a small group of foreign posters discuss a single match featuring a big 6 club
yawn

every korean girl is son's gf you get me fellas *sunglasses emoji*

>people post about games on tv while English mongs shitpost about games they arent even watching

Nah mate about half of them. The other half belong to Junglebook or whatever his name is

There's no containment thread for Spurs/Palace so of course it's came here

clap clap clap clap
CHELSEA

>on TV
>he thinks these spackers aren't watching their shitty ad-infested streams

They're still watching mong boy

support your local team

says the guy who supports a team an entire ocean across from him rather than from his domestic game, kek

winks isnt bad at what he does but id prefer it if he cd also defend. Actually feel like hes better when placed slightly fyrther forward

My local team played last night

Numpty

I love my Son lads

rewatch the highlights then

who the fuck would want to watch rounders highlights

PARRASSU NOOOOO

qpr are coming back up lads

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

What was that Thriller celebration from Aurier?

Since it's becoming a lively one can I interest you lads in a dedicated thread for Spurs Palace:

>woy is GOAT they said

it's okay a quick cheeky quadruple goal from Jordan Ayew and they're back in this

Absolutely based dog munchers

>Palace

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HOLY SHIT SON

How can Spurs fuck this up?

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Can't fuck this game, but Kane or Son could get an aCL injury and be out until May

Accrington Stanley 1-2 Sunderland

gary cahill 90th minute header to win 5-4

>start an actual RB
>Win

How about that, Poch

Dont palace know that theyd have the game in the bag by just parking that fucking bus?

But now I can't make a post going ">Blunderland". That's a real downer lad.

>no Spurs game thread
t-thanks

>saw sharp money coming in at tottenham - crystal palace draw at +400
>put one unit down
>tottenham up 3-0 after 23 minutes
fuck this shit i’ll stick to baseball

m8

...

Oh never mind I see it now

Never bet on Palace, mate. They'll go from beating City away to today's showing.

wrong season lad

only dickheads gamble

personally i think only trying against top 6 teams and never replacing the players you sell is a great long term strategy for a football club

Turbo with another pearl of a free kick

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I saw the orange and hoped it was Neves scoring another Wolves blooter

>Lolford City

>Wolves
Extreme second season syndrome here.

>Southampton essentially playing with no LB

It's almost as if selling the 2nd choice LB was a stupid fucking idea

THey are also getting Europa burn out, and missing Boly

Tammy seems like one of those striker's that is always in the right place at the right time, like a black Harry Kane

Accrington Stanley 1-3 Sunderland

exposing their lack of depth big time

first part is a complete fiction, second part is true

>complete fiction
even if they have been walking the EL games, it's clearly had an impact

>Portsmouth haven't played a league game yet this month

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>league one teams having games called off because of international callups
embarrassing

Tammy Abraham will replace harry kane as England's main striker

europa league fatigue is a myth. nobody complains about the cl causing teams to be knackered. they've just had the international break not travelled to kazakhstan last thursday

>Palarse

>Lelverhampton

>europa league fatigue is a myth.
lol it isn't a myth at all: bbc.co.uk/sport/football/31470797

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>woyes

>Such findings suggest a decline in league fortunes is not down to games which follow a European fixture, but fatigue amassed over an entire season could be the cause.
not going to affect them right now.

Michelle Owens is literally just female Michael Owen

funny how all the racists have gone quiet now
Abraham proved you all wrong

>chelsea wearing their away strip when their home blue strip contrasts perfectly with wolves’ orange

inappropriately worn away kits are fucking AIDS

Why they wearing it?

kit deal bullshit most likely

a lot of clubs are contractually obliged to wear the away kit a certain amount of times a season to promote it

to make the customers buy it

Barnet in the National League had two games called off because of international call-ups, lol

CAM ON WOY FACK

Absolutely legitimately sincerely completely undeniably FUCK Lamela haters

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barnet_F.C.#Squad

that's some variety

haha ur gay for lamela

And?

Palace midfield caught in no mans land all the time leaving gook and friends to rape the muslim and his boyfriend gazza

What's he thinking right now

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>I wish Woy let Everton buy me, they could realistcally win the league this season.
Besides from what I've seen it's been all Ayew for Palace up front

Decent

twitter.com/HighlightsHCAFC/status/1172879446908358656?s=19

woy's daughter

kek

wouldn't mind a move to chelsea

Imagine being a National League scout and getting this many holidays.

>Celebrating in front of an empty stand

Hull is the pits. Stick to girly rugby

>girly rugby
league > union

>slippy g

funnily enough none of them were signed from overseas

bit gay don't you think?

The North stand is for away fans and Wigan have brought about a bus worth of people. Attendance is shite though, thanks Allams

Fucked it with another girl haha whoops

>poo pee fart

BLADES

>losing to gays
dyche will have the squad murdered

HAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAAHA

>(YOU)

FUCK VAR

>Southampton defence all standing in a perfect line
>Let every single sheffield united player run past them

Absolutely pathetic

>gaydes
lmao

oh wait
>me

Jude Bellingham. Remember the name.

WHAM
BAM
ABRAHAM

OOOOOH TAMMY TAMMY
RORKE ABSOLUTELY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

Where are those Villa cunts who though Abraham wasn't good enough for PL

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>bolton
F

did somebody say justeat?

At least they got a goal in it this time. Imagine losing 5-0 4 matches in a row.

Who the fuck is that qt sitting next to Becks?

>we want the Fort William fanbase

Even with the takeover it was obvious they were fucked. Going to be hard for them to bring in decent players and they're too deep in the shit to recover.

>Stoke
>Nathan Jones

>Rochdale

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stoke are going down
cap this post

N

Djenepo looks fucking quality.

When Redmond is back fit we might have a half decent attack

>shitfield poonited
back to the endsleigh you go

T A N G U Y

NDABBELE!

>he thinks they'll go down

The absolute state of North West league football.

Banter league

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Spuds with the scummy tactical fouls

think all 4 of those towns would make a worst of UK list

Blades have had a pen not given and a onside goal called offside.
Fuck the prem

Peterborough didn't seem that bad, I went there for an interview and call back, and it seemed nice enough

Walsall vs Bradford is the grimmest fixture of the day

good thing stoke aren't playing luton

The goal was blatantly offside and if you're on about the handball, there was nothing he could have done about it.

Why doesn't Kane score?

for the bants

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he's finished, Abraham will replace him at England soon

Peterborough isn't bad desu

D I V E R S I T Y

VAR is pointless

>Billy

Lol there was me thinking Sharp would cause trouble for Southampton

>SWANSHIT

>billy shart
KWAB

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Liverpool feel thread

Fuck off you bandwagoning cunt.

>Homo Albion

kek fuck salford

Watched an Escape to the Country a few months back where the people wanted to move from Peterborough because it was getting "too busy and crowded". I took that to mean more blacks were moving there.

>goalless draw at home to doncaster
Lambert's a fraud

norwich v man city:

spoiler: manchester city win

>benkeké

Not with Pukki around

>Brendan Todgers

>losing to wheelman

Wew, was sweating a bit that Luton would bring it back to 3 all, but luckily we held out.

Have to see chelsea looking decent with their young kids. fat fwank not doin too bad

>we
Were you even at the game?

good lads