>WDC Standings L. Hamilton 284 V. Bottas 221 M. Verstappen 185 C. Leclerc 182 S. Vettel 169
>WCC Standings Mercedes 505 Ferrari 351 Red Bull 266 McLaren 83 Renault 65
>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without EVER scoring a podium: 170 (172 entries)
>Point difference between Gasly and Albon 31 points
>Hund status: Singapur vill be hot race, our engin vill have hard time! Vat do you mean engine doesn't matter in meme stadt track? Of course it does
>News: Gasly: "We need spotters" Bottas: "I don't actually want to be shit" Quali race for 2020 recieve consensus from teams Brawn: "We are against gimmicks for 2021", proceeds to gimmick up basically everything Korea still artificially potato'd, no signs of sensible improvements
Right lads moving to Germany tomorrow need German lads advice.
>Are there any particular road rules I'll need to follow to not trigger German police? >How will I know if I'm on the no limit bit of the autobahn? Is there a particular sign? >When do the women start wearing Dirndls? >Just how cold does it get in the Hesse region? I don't want to buy winter tyres but I'm going to need to right? >I understand everything is closed on a Sunday, will restaurants at least be open tomorrow? >Best way to trigger German autism?
Tyler Rogers
Win.
Liam Bailey
Just don't do what Australia did and you will be fine.
Hunter Adams
seat belt on your wheelchair and ensure the teen girl prostitute is 18+ before you impregnate her
I hope they interview Carrie during the red flag. Wouldn't surprise me 2bh. Just hope they use the same feed on the English stream, and this English commentary cunt doesn't talk over her
Julian Roberts
>Are there any particular road rules I'll need to follow to not trigger German police? Don't interrupt Turkish Wedding-Autobahn-blockades. It's cultural enrichment. >How will I know if I'm on the no limit bit of the autobahn? Is there a particular sign? Yes. >When do the women start wearing Dirndls? Mid Sept-Early Oct >Just how cold does it get in the Hesse region? I don't want to buy winter tyres but I'm going to need to right? Yes. >I understand everything is closed on a Sunday, will restaurants at least be open tomorrow? Maybe. >Best way to trigger German autism? Ewige Kollektivschuld
>>Are there any particular road rules I'll need to follow to not trigger German police? Drive on the Right side of the Road and stay in the Right lane on the Autobahn >>How will I know if I'm on the no limit bit of the autobahn? Is there a particular sign? White Circle with thin black lines across >>When do the women start wearing Dirndls? About nowish since cheap knockoff Oktoberfest are being held everywhere. >>Just how cold does it get in the Hesse region? I don't want to buy winter tyres but I'm going to need to right? Just buy them. Hesse is a bit hilly so you better off with them >>I understand everything is closed on a Sunday, will restaurants at least be open tomorrow? Some are, but stuff like McD, Burger King, Kebab shops or Pizza spots are open >>Best way to trigger German autism? Say that white bread is the best bread
Tyler Phillips
>restaurants They' re usually closed some time during the week, often Monday or Wednesday but open on Sundays >Hesse Yep, you might very well need them >triggering Just say that bombing Dresden was a rightful and deserved act
>hear the commentary >go back to screenshot >can't find it >keep jumping forward and back >still can't find it >let it play >it's not Carrie at all Blind bastard
Xavier Morris
>Whats the significance of the 60? The speed limit before was 60
Landon Martin
Just the first example of a sign I could find. And it's the speed limit in kph
Nolan Allen
>Whats the significance of the 60? How about you don't drive in Germany? Or anywhere else?
Joseph Stewart
The limit was 60, now it's not. We have the same hsit here. Not that anyone cares about speed limits.
Ayden Morgan
He's like a chubby Terminator sent from a bakery in the future
Ah ok the previous speed but now its unlimited? Cheers boys
cheer up sauerkraut
kek
Landon Thomas
>he still wants his denbts KWAB
Xavier Ortiz
He looks like those boomer memes
Nathan Morris
>but now its unlimited? Here it means national speed limit applies. Depends on the cartegory of road. Most people just drive at 70 or 90 everywhere though.
It's technically unlimited but we have a Richtgeschwindigkeit (something like advised speed, not sure how to translate this exactly) of 130 kph, if you're faster and have an accident you'll get part of the blame
Henry Barnes
>>Best way to trigger German autism? just ask where the real germans are in Frankfurt
Parker Bennett
HE'S GOT THE LEGS
Elijah Bell
How is Carrie going to lose Peewan?
Matthew Campbell
Just remember that Carrie and Dennis are in the rookie class so if they don't hold onto the lead it is still impressive.
Cooper Cruz
Ok good to know, raod cars cruise pretty comfortably at 130 anyway
Xavier Turner
>GT Masters uses drivers classes I wonder if Carrie deliberately teamed with >ASSMAN to throw away wins and BOP her driver rating?
so we don't even have our own proper irishman? sad times
Oliver Bell
Something about Nico.
Camden Scott
Very bad after Nico came to the pits in 2nd 2.5 minutes pitstop because of broken steering wheel link (?) Had to finish the race with a loose steering wheel
Camden Long
She probably didn't line it up and broke it. >insert penis inserting joke here
Thanks.
Connor Williams
>"the mandatory pitstop that every car will have to take" Fabien Vettel won't have to :^)
i'm the Brit death to Carrie poster. Banned for 2 weeks posting an image showing the value of Rakesh' house. I've got an Irish sim card left over from when I went there a few years back. The le I know everything Aussie poster is a retard.
Camden Brown
GOATIA
Matthew Williams
They probably won't put until the end of the window, which I think opens at 35mins left, and closes at 25mins left. >though that's only 3mins away now
Imagine having to flee to segregated series in order to have any chance at getting podiums Surely no one thinks like that? Surely they are able to achieve success without doing that like Carrie just now?
Roaming doesn't give out the flag of that country you're roaming in for EU posters anymore
Sebastian Hernandez
Yea read my post you dimwit
Easton Long
no.
Henry Gray
If he has an Irish SIM card in his phone and he's sitting at home in the great britian, using data he'd show up as an Irish flag, but if he connected to his home WiFi he'd come up as a British flag KWAB
Asher Bell
Finland = retarded. KWAB to you too m8.
Jackson Morris
I think the easiest thing would be to just filter all british isles posters.
Jaxon Barnes
>N-no u lmao seethe harder
Lincoln Hernandez
I'm not seething lad. Bit of a laugh so it is.
Alexander Thompson
time to bring it back lads
kek
Luke Nguyen
>not the same poster >both sperging at the same time
Have a guess who rolled his Toyota Hilux in south africa...
Anthony Moore
kek
Ayden Kelly
kek
Michael Reyes
based kuroba chad.
Christopher Stewart
>Alonso was running competitively prior to the crash. He placed third in the prologue stage of the event and was running in third when he rolled his Hilux 23 kilometres into the first loop of the event.
>The impact broke the car’s windscreen which meant Alonso and his co-driver, motorcycle rally champion Marc Coma, had to complete the loop wearing goggles. They were able to continue to the service point where the car was repaired.
>The pair were allowed to begin the second loop of the stage 15 minutes ahead of the field to gain experience without having to run in the dust of their competitors. However Alonso and Coma suffered a further setback when the car hit a flock of birds which damaged the windscreen again. Coma had to hold the damage screen in place after in collapsed.
>Having posted competitive times earlier in the event, Alonso and Coma reached the chequered flag but was not classified due to the time lost. The rally was won by Henk Lategan ahead of Giniel de Villiers and Chris Visser.
>I don’t think it’s a mental thing. It is more a technical one. It’s about understanding, having someone on your side who’s able to find what’s going on. AAAAAAHHHHHH GIMI SAVE ME WITH YOUR SETUP MAGIC AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH motorsport.com/f1/news/montoya-vettel-troubles-technical-mental/4540756/
Charles Kelly
Just imagine a modern nonspec formula of cigar cars, small displacement high cylinder na motors, skinny tires and no aero. But with all the modern tech available to develop them. Would be kino
Jacob Garcia
I live pretty near Goodwood. I raced around that circuit when I was a kid, in this thing called Greenpower, which is a school competition to build the fastest cars powered by just a standard car battery. So their top speed was maybe 30 mph, or sometimes a bit more, and I think the best cars might have got near 40 mph if I remember correctly. The most aerodynamic / lightest cars would win, obviously. Some schools managed to get their projects sponsored by local technology firms who would make custom moulded shells to make their cars as aerodynamic as possible. These are the cars that would win. Pic related is Greenpower, quite a few years after I did it.
Also I worked at the Revival Meeting when I a teenager. And I've been there as a paying attendee a few times.
I didn't know the 2019 cars were even longer than the 2017 cars, why is this? To generate more downforce from the floor or something?
Jonathan Morales
CHADwick? more like womanletwick, she's not even 155cms
Liam Russell
Extra 5kg of fuel allowed. Some teams (possibly only Red Bull, maybe Mercedes) put the effort in to shorten their gearboxes and make it fit in the same dimensions, but most just accepted the extra length. That was between last year and this year. 2018 and 17 cars would have been broadly the same length.
Justin Barnes
>ywn have a wife that loves you and will fight for you to the ends of the earth
Broke up with gf a few days ago lads. Suggest me a race to cheer me up. Im thinking about watching 2003 Interlagos. That was proper fun. Maybe Sepang2001 is also in the running
Justin Richardson
2005 Suzuka
Tyler Rogers
Monza 2019
Blake Cruz
based italy
John Hill
based. USA 2018
Joshua Bell
>10 years ago >vetlel crashes into kubica who then crashes into barriers due to damaged front wing >his tyre bounces and drops on the right side of the cockpit, leaving visible marks >the only reaction is "oof" from legard >2019 >anything even slightly touches halo >THANK GOD FOR THE HALO HEAD PROTECTION DEVICE IT SAVED A LIFE TODAY t. commentators >i fucking love halo, thank you fia, it saved already so many lives!!!1 t. comments on social media
i miss good, old days, lads. fuck halo, fuck fia, fuck modern society
The factors that make a great driver are numerous – hard work, total dedication, physical and mental fitness, communication skills, natural talent, good management, a front-running car – and much more. But, if all of that can be achieved then gender should be irrelevant. Although it has yet to be demonstrated, there is no reason why a woman cannot get to the top of this, currently, male dominated sport
Which is why, when the idea of an all-female race series comes up, I, like so many other female racers, am completely opposed to it.
Motorsport relies on its media profile to attract viewers and sponsors and a female grid would be a refreshing new angle – but it could also be seen as a frivolous and less serious championship – more to do with entertainment than the best cutting edged racing.
What I like about motorsport is the opportunity for women to be able to compete on equal terms alongside men. This is almost unique, and it would be a great shame to ever lose it.
Like most females, I want to be the best I can possibly be – the best in the world if possible, but to achieve that I need to be competing against the best drivers in the world male and/or female.
t.Your W Series 2019 champion
Michael Hall
women arent good enough at any of thsoe traits to ever legitimately compete with men in anything
yeah, hence only the good parts taken from her this man knows whats up hungarybro best >tfw no gypsy looking non-gypsy gf
Josiah Diaz
That's how it started the last time too...
Ryan Gonzalez
Underrated get
David Murphy
>New UI poweramp Not based
Samuel Wood
>gypsy looking non-gypsy Hungary has a bootload of that Usually the whitetrash category
Eli Johnson
Am I right in thinking that Tatiana Calderon is the only female currently participating in F2?
She also happens to be in last place, out of those who have completed the whole season like she has. And the only driver of those not to score any points.
Is this a coincidence?
Gavin Baker
kek
Owen Jones
South Africa 1978, Australia 1986 and Mexico 1990
Angel Rodriguez
Proper slut in the making
Parker Fisher
Yea I just sucked it up and got used to it, I rarely open the app anyway since it just auto plays when I connect to bluetooth
Ian Hill
I'm getting used to it now, but that's probably down to Stockholm Syndrome
There's still an option to switch back to the old style
Josiah Barnes
I know had one, west balaton area thats part reason why I love you hungarybros
Christian Price
gonna sound like vettee lover but what the fuck is this normie reddit shit trend to suddenly mock vettee for his spins when a) he's spun and has been spinning before b) is not only one to do so c) it's not unnatural to do so 4 races ago leclerc was still berated by being behind him in points, making mistakes, calling himself stupid all the time. I understand that the common folk with lack of any deeper knowledge, bandwagoners, clickbait journos, minorities and children have such short memory span and are amused by the momentary gimmicks such as this one, but the fact that it has spread to a proper mid-high level autistic finnish fishing tribe forum is worrying. seething german and spaced out paragraph-argument posters need not reply
Jack Thompson
tldr VSL
James Johnson
>VSL elaborate, I don't speak ebonics
Jace Richardson
>70% of the posts ITT are from an Irish flag slow the fuck down m8, good God
Hudson Diaz
VETTEL SPINS LOL
Chase Sanders
Now do the same for Hamilton and his plethora of braking errors.
I'm a vettee fan, i don't want this season to destroy his confidence, that said he's making a lot of mistakes. he needs a sports shrink, and if i were him, maybe a move back to Red Bull
NEIN NEIN NEIN THIS ISNT HAPPENING, IM SO FUCKING FUCKED THEY PROMISED ME A VICTORY AT MONZA THEY FUCKING PROMISED IF I MADE THE CALL THE LITTLE FAG SQUEEZED MY PET OFF, ITS NOT FAIR, ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR, AND THE SIDEKICK IS AS USELESS AS EVER GOD DAMN BOGDANOFFS, THOSE FRAUDS LIED TO ME
Give him a break. It's difficult choosing what colour he should paint the babies room.
Gabriel Mitchell
kek
Thomas Ortiz
>"hmmm, if it's a boy then green to match the eyes I stared into while making him but if it's a girl then pink to represent the cum stained red panties she walked home in that night"
Dylan Gomez
they were bright blue, and after we fugged they went into a laundry hamper in the room, while she went off to shower after i left, i assume.
>the mutti of my child won't abort because she's catholic, and now doesn't want to keep working in her job, so she's looking for work. she wants me to think about what kind of quality of life it is for a child having separated parents
Levi Hill
>catholic girl >whore Story checks out
Nicholas Sanchez
>She wants me to think about what kind of quality of life it is for a child having separated parents
Guilt tripping a man into a relationship. Enjoy living with her.
BASED JPM telling it like it is. Vettelbros I tell ya we got it bad now but he'll be back
Jackson Barnes
>attractive young women >loser who can't get laid for free Pretty sure she's out of his league, so it's not all bad.
Mason Hall
i know exactly how it sounds and i agree but part of me kind of agrees. i've told her 110% up front that this is all predicated on both a prenatal and a post birth paternity test, which she's agreed with. i don't know my next move yet.
anyone going to singapore gp? i had been considering it on a whim but that's off the cards now lol
>Reynolds signed for ten years and thinks Nando's deckchair looked comfy
Hudson Jones
Ah the old SC screw up trick
Jack Reyes
Whincup going to be a lap ahead now :^)
Parker Wright
>whincup overtaking the SC in 3...2...1...
Caleb Phillips
Was green light I swear
John Harris
How confused do you need to be to think fucking Holdsworth is leading a race?
Jayden Butler
Anyone remember when Supercars fucked up in Tasmania over a decade ago. Wrong leader picked up and like 6 cars did a lap less and got to the top of the field.
Just watch the last ten minutes of the '15 Bathurst
Jaxson Lopez
Basically positions 4-11 shouldn’t be there
Camden Clark
Yep. I still say: >Won't surprise me if they end up throwing the whole race out after all the post-race tears.
Oliver Mitchell
only because ozzies are not doing their part fucking money badgers all on the dole, and won't even bother to do the bare minimum to keep are /relentless/ alive
Carter Hall
>tfw you will never own a house that overlooks a racetrack >tfw will never get to witness the Bunnings Trade Power Pass Power Play from your living room window
They let the results stand at Tassie when an even bigger fuck up under SC happened. Leaders did 1 lap less
Leo Robinson
>in the a :^)
>tfw you will never communicate through grunting Why even speak English?
Hunter Cox
>15 Holdsworth >16 Whincup kek
Joseph James
He's right on his arse too. Fuck I hope he passes him for the extra Tickford tears.
Matthew Gutierrez
0.36 behind at the end
Evan Allen
NEW
Jordan Nguyen
You fucked a catholic whore? I'm sorry but I'm laughing out loud buddy. Good luck with that, don't kill yourself. At least your one of the few people on Yea Forums who has had sex and you will have a baby and a drained paycheck to prove it. God bless you dude.
