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What goes good with wild turkey

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cyanide

more

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h-haaa hey guyes guess what
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this link haa! based
youtube.com/watch?v=JS9fmg_TgQg

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WE
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BATTING
TITLE
N'SHEIT

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based centralbros

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Someone needs to call this centralbro an uber

I got paid today, and it was a lot.

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>I will never get paid low four figures a week to freely shitpost on the fuc dog
haha well let me adjust

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CUMMING HARD TO FUTAS AND PAYDAY

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I didn't cum but need suggestions

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA holy shit thanks for this. Also, Yanks.

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Wanking to futas is kinda gay, wanker

It's pretty far past kinda gay.

>MLB Most runs allowed: Trevor Bauer, RHP, CIN

>This is a quirky one because Bauer leads the Majors in runs allowed (112), but doesn’t lead either league because he switched from the AL to NL. But jeez, wasn’t Bauer amazing last year? And wasn’t he supposed to be amazing this year? It’s not like he’s been that terrible – if he were that terrible, they’d stop letting him pitch enough to give up so many runs in the first place – but this is still a substantial step back. A reason perhaps why? He leads MLB in walks allowed, too.

Uh oh BAJP's not going to like this.

>He's a fan of a team that relocated!

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astros desu

Does anyone actually believe the Braves will win any postseason series?

they're the team of the 2010s

Who defines masculinity and femininity in baseball?

CUBS SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

>Names reasons why the NL east is hands down the best division in baseball
>puts them at #2 because muh Astros
Kill yourself faggot

Youd be an idiot not to

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For me, it's the 2019 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.

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yes because they could do well with that hitting and their depth is equal to the dodgers in a way.

>Team of the 2010s
New York Yankees
>Team of the 2000s
New York Yankees
>Team of the 1990s
Atlanta Braves
>Team of the 1980s
New York Yankees
>Team of the 1970s
Cincinnati Reds
>Team of the 1960s
Baltimore Orioles
>Team of the 1950s
New York Yankees
>Team of the 1940s
St. Louis Cardinals
>Team of the 1930s
New York Yankees
>Team of the 1920s
New York Yankees
>Team of the 1910s
New York Giants
>Team of the 1900s
Pittsburgh Pirates

team of the 2010's is san fransisco

They might have a chance against the cards in the NLDS. I'm probably wrong though.

>Not the winningest team of the decade

winningest team of the decade means shit without a world series trophy

False. otherwise you would've already disputed the 00s, 90s, 80s, 70s, 60s, 10s, and 1900s

divisional power rankings

>First
NL EAST
>2nd
AL EAST
>3RD
NL CENT
>4TH
NL WEST
>5TH
AL WEST
>6TH
NL CENTRAL

You dont get to just put the AL west at the top because the astros are a good team retard. As a division the AL west is garbage at 5th and the astros are only tied for fucking second. They arent even the best team in baseball while playing in a weak ass division.

wow I didnt know atlanta was a team of the 90's despite winning a measly one world series

6th is AL* CENTRAL not NL

It's universally accepted that the Braves are the team of the 90s despite the Blue jays and Yankees winning more rings because the Braves are the literal only good team for the entire decade

so team of the decade is who wins regular season shit, not the world series which ultimately matters?

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Its who wins the most the most consistently. World series are a bonus. You could very well be the team of decade and not win a single world series

It's not strictly about winning percentage or rings, but rather who was the prevalent force throughout the decade. in the 2010s it's a tossup between the Yankees and Dodgers, with the Yankees holding the overall edge(by the slimmest of margins) but the dodgers holding the recent edge

See: 1980s Yankees

who is SHE?

Reminder that the Yankees have lost the most World Series

Reminder that if how much the #1 team farms its own division were the deciding factor of how good a division was, the NL and AL Central would be the #1 and #2 divisions in baseball. Stop trying to use this as an argument.

How did Recker ever become a think here?

But /mlb/ told me he was based?

How did Recker ever become a thing here?

is Realmuto retarded?

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Title soon

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>Celebrating division titles and never seeing the NLCS

Reminder that Hanging division title banners is like winning the World Series for Braves fans

Braves will choke in the playoffs. It's what they do.

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>Toronto Blue Jays pitcher Tim Mayza will require Tommy John surgery after suffering a torn UCL in Friday night’s game against the New York Yankees.

>Mayza, 27, will miss the entire 2020 season.

There goes another lefty in the bullpen with an oft-injured arn fresh from the IL to take his place.

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Good guys vs pirates

Reminder that the Jays rebuild has been extended for at least another year, Shatkins will resign in the offseason and Montoyo may even be fired.

At least Guerrero, Bichette and Biggio are having a good time until the new GM/Prez trades them.

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heem sleep

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sleepy

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>bautista memes
slow day on /mlb/.....

>cusb
>good guys
enjoy the offseason

At least you still have Randal grichuk locked up

yey cummies :3

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>rags fans uppity again

Still more successful than the entire state of Texas

Ha you dumb gay

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Hoegay Bautista

been watching this sport over the past week or so, trying to wrap my head around it, which for the most part I've done

one question tho: what is with all the bobblehead giveaways?

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Why not? What else would you give away to rep your players? Funkopops?

you make a good point

fuck this league

Posters would be nicer I think.

>posters
What are you 10?

baseball and bobbleheads go together like burgers and fries, mate. don't question it, it's just the American way.

gotcha

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based. somebody put a Cardinals hat on that cocky tiel

>JACOB FUDGESPACK

I mean how fucking badly does this guy suck tho

not bad?

Seething nats

t; he's trash

>implying I'd ever be a fan of the only team in the NLE to not appear in a world series

Reminder that this is the weekend in which the mets postseason hopes and dreams die, with their rotation getting exposed

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Rate my teeth bros

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they'll take the next two

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get used to trash pitching for at least a couple years

weren't you just talking about how you weren't going to make the ploffs/?

I want to be a bit gutsy. They want to play hungry, I want to believe in them again

Oh I know all about it, how those filthy jews in the front office have systematically dismantled this team after the "scares" of '15-'16. Can't let canada come close to another WS , while at the same time beefing up prospects for $ALE
>tldr jews ruined canadian baseball

mets will make Ryu not shit again

Why did the BJs even bother to have a season this year? Just sell the franchise to New Mexico ffs

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GRIT GONNA GRIT

You think this season is bad wait till the next one when they fire Montoyo and Shatkins quit

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BASED

enjoy kay at least

GOD

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What happened to all the bad guys who spam the good guy threads when they're down?

GRIT

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>7 inches
>A bit small

STATUS
>Cavernous
>Ruined

>pitcher intentionally walks a power hitter so he can throw at the opposing pitcher behind him to get the 3 out
Why is this allowed?

>barfs

Cubs win!
Cubs win!!

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freakin ass hole

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Idiot

>Good guys win
>The baddies are all seething and quiet
All is right with the world

retard above me

Asshole 2 above me

TOGETHER FOREVER

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a barf just got murdered

Charlie Culberson hit in the face with pitch

It also was the type that wouldn't be prevented with the extra faceguard attached to the helmet

literally who

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>strike

>Rodney can't throw strikes

stunning

I call him Charlel Gayberson

>gnats

way to keep his eye on the ball
upvotes to the left

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haha he sure kept his eye on the ball!

It was actually called a strike too

how the actual fuck did the entire team not beat that faggot ump's ass for calling that a strike

called strike eye on the ball kekkeroo

>beating the Pittsburgh AAAA Pirates
Nobody is impressed

The manager was on the verge of violence

eyes on the ball kek eyes on the ball!

dumb idiot ump probably still thinks he's fixing the game for my padres. dumb cocksucker

The manager through a category 5 chimpout

now look here, i seen some ball games, and this ain't a strike. ask me about balls i'm you're man

UMPTIONALS

Yeah I know that, I'm saying I'm surprised the bench didn't clear

I hate the barves so damn much it make my asd ache

oooh i bet the binches cleard on this blunder. Called strike? Check. Eye on the ball? Check. Ejection... erection? Oh you bet that's a check.

Why didn't this clown just get out of the way

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lmao this fag shoulda ducked. benches clear called strike eye on the ball

i call him charlie blackeyeson

Why did they leave Rodney in? He’s clearly shook and has given up 4 runs.

I call this fag retard plain and simple.

Nats are getting knocked out in the wildcard game. this bullpen is complete garbage.

They don't even care at this point. In fact they stopped trying to win this game when they put him in in the first place.

Eye on the ball lol I just got it

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Fuck the Yankees.

Good post

agreed my good northern friend

>Took voth out when he was pitching lights out because of 2 deep hit balls
>Bullpen kills Charlie and leaves Rodney out there even though he was shaken up horribly after Charlie

There's a reason why this team flounders every post season or in any major series

Yeah especially with McCann and Donaldson

Bet u would fag

>not drilling Urshela, the guy who played possum all last year so he could go to the pinstripes

If you can't drill Tulo might as well hit that little shit

God I would drill tulo so hard

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We did it, Birdland bros. We have more wins than last season. And we're not even gonna finish last this time.

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>can't even tank right

Pathetic

Haha that's cool. Did you see this pic? I did a heckin lol

Someone explain how that's a strike? Is this bushleague?

I have the evidence but I still don't believe it

taimanin asagi

she takes hundreds of monster cocks and gets pregnant and killed

He squared up for a bunt, which is the same as swinging and getting hit. It's a strike.

Only if you suck at the game.

Idiot

doyers @ mest

But they have at least one WS most teams have none

Washington baseball eagles are cursed after murdering Charlie now

>mfw this probably blinds him enough to end his career

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Looks like it didn't hit his eye directly at least.

It hit him below the eye, on the cheek. According to some reports

>Rodney

The same thing for a swing, if the bat is less than square with the plate then it's not a strike.

>that jiggle

nah thats below his RIGHT eye. he should be fine. worst case is he broke his orbital bone.

He really kept his eye on the ball

You still have to be square with the plate, which he arguably wasn’t

When you bunt aren't you supposed to be aiming to contact your bat to the ball? Why did he not move his bat up in the way?

WASTED

its an attempted bunt you fucking idiots. strike!

It's hard to move the bat to block a 91 mph fastball coming right at you within less then a second. He didn't even have time to drop out of the way or move any

>gnats fans cheered ejecting snitker
When it first happened I thought they were booing the call not snitker, I was amazed that gnats fans weren't fucking faggots for once

>charlie gets hit
>Braves bats finally wake up
What did they mean by this

>we are heading towards a Braves Yankees WS
Ight ima head out

Dodgers vs Astros, friend

>yankees
>not athletics
Aww it's retarded

>Gnats
They don't play until 9 tonight sweetie

what a dumb dumb post

'no'

they don't normally wake up until the 7th anyway

I would rather that than another Doyers chokefest

I think you mean the jints

Birds

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I used to then i started getting tremors and horrible anxiety and insomnia. beer is easier to pace

I put the rankings based on divisional Win Loss which the AL West had the best record ;-;

>Barves win the series after finishing the rebuild with a washed up mvp
>While the doggers spent way more to flounder multiple times

Lmao

get fucked naSHITnals
>shit team
>shit fans
>shit franchise

No sweeite, only Gnats and their bitches call them 'jints'

what the fuck is a jint?

Showing you've been cucked by New York, again.

WE LATE 90S NOW
REVENGE TIME BOYS

>mests marlels and lillies are now eliminated

Perfectly balanced as things should be

EDMAN

post yfw the walgreens miss the postseason

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I am what anons call "the oldfag." Mhmmm you see..battletoads

fuck power pitchers, they will ruin mlb the same way serena williams ruined women's tennis

and bader

milwaukee about to get swept kek

Dave Martinez is going to be fired isn’t he?

which team likes penis in butt a lot

I am in the hole

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Gay Angeles Gays of Gaynheim

thats a lot of gay

Exactly.

Do you know if there are any doujins of trout x ohtani? Or is it ohtani x trout?

*kHRushes you*

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ecks dee

i don't get it

Most certainly. Go to comiket to find out.

Braves, to be quite tbqhwy with you

kkthxbb

>tardinals

I move away from the mic to breathe in.

CHOCOLATE RAIN

It took nearly two decades, but Ichiro finally gave a speech in English.

Who will win this Orioles/Tigers game?

No one.

Not the fans. Not the teams. Not mlb.

Oreos series sweep

what did he mean by this?

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doggie doos kek

for me? gotta be the orioles

village people statement...why are baseball player so fukken homosexuals

mlb

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the butwhole

Big win for the mets. Told ya they would bounce back

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california

see, this is why Clevelanders don't commit to the Indians. They realize that the team will never win it all in their lifetime. Never.

The Browns get a special exemption because we are fucking retarded. But the Tribe does not. And no one cares about the Cavs anymore.

Go Buckeyes!

NFL fans are deaf blind and dumb. I don't know why people can't let go of shitty hopeless teams like the Lions and the Browns. But then again you are right, Ohio and Michigan both have college football fanbases that rival those of the pro teams.

better hold on to that one seed, Doggie poos

a double header sweep!

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Finally joined the 90 win club

What a fuckin game
Walk in a run then a grandslam

thoughts on these picks /mlb/?

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95460811
I'll kill this stupid retard

so what if the dodgers lose this series to the mets?

the mets will have won this series from the dodgers

I mean in the grander scheme of things like the wild card race

The mests phillies and dbacks are too shit to catch the Cubs. Only delusional retards will disagree

Mets arent that shit if you remove their blown saves. They are good, their bullpen has cost them dearly

>if you remove their blown saves.
But you can't remove their blown saves. Mest relievers are still mest players on the mest' payroll

and? the irony of this all is that the cubs are just barely better than a team with the 2nd most blown saves in the majors, despite oozing with the better overall players. For a team that had division aspirations, its hilarious that they need to play such garbage teams like the pirates to feel better about themselves

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Yet the cusb are still better than the mest

cubs are going to get dominated out of the WC by the based birbs

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Cubbies vs cards Wc game
Imagine the maymays

Notice how I say barely. The cubs are supposed to be this superteam that is a great team, and yet their fanbase has the audacity to ask to trade players like rizzo and bryant

as great as it would be it won't happen. one of them will completely fuck the other in the last series of the season. i'm saying this as an STL resident Cardinals fan since 2004. I hate to admit the cubes could overtake the division but it could still happen

astros tbphwy

cardinals I prefer more. #rare loss for your best pitcher, but if you can take at least 4 against the cubs, then you are gold

Imagine actually falling for the superteam meme.

>White Sox gonna get walked off

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if you dont count their losses, cubs still have some wins

well thats what the cubs are advertised as: a superteam

AY...YOU READY?

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>swings at the same pitch three times
Fuck off.

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>Falling for shitposters in the gamethread

How fucking new? superteams literally don't exist in baseball. anymore especially.. The only one that can be argued for is the late 90s, early 50s, late 30s yankees and 70s a's

all i want this postseason is a game 163 & wc btfo of the cusb and a doyer 3peat

oh im sorry ask the MLB twitter account they get their dicks horny for the cubs whenever they get a general RBI double

what about the Astros
>Greinke
>Verlander
>Cole
>Altuve
>Correa
>Bregman
>Brantley
>Springer

yeah he still had what they're calling a 'quality start' nowadays so I don't blame him at all, he's a future Cy Young'er. good on you for picking the right team though heheh

AHahahahahhhh ohonoonooooo

look at this NY METS fan I found in another Yea Forums thread. He hates the BASED royalies, ohnoonoooonoooooo

seething Mets fan alert

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>twitter
yeah fuck off.
have they won 3-4 in a row or at least in 5 years?

congrats you found mine. Im able to say that so who cares
maybe. Lets see if he doesnt pull a mikolas like this year

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is that john podesta?

This image is amazing, it's one of those where every time you look at it you find something you didn't notice last time

>talk baseball for once
>"hurrrr royals based"
midwest is full of uneducated retards

Based seething Mest

It's Bobby Bonilla Day! Don't spend that $1.19 million all in one place. Bobby Bonilla will receive $1.19 million from the New York Mets every year on July 1 until 2035

>talk baseball for once
nice god complex mest. can't hold a conversation of a team outside the mest, faggot.

>1.19 MILLION from the NEW YORK METS, every year for nearly 40 years.

Lord how do the Mest survive.

>ywn recieve 1.19m every year in your retirement

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1.19 million is currently twice what the dads are paying for Kirby Yates. Who is currently better than edwin diaz.

I am so sorry...for everything. I was immature.

just give me a chance to make things right.

love being a yankees fan
thinking about a glorious past
looking forward to a victorious future
enjoying a fantastic present

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Who will win this White Sox/Mariners game?

And yeah, I think I've had it. You try to talk some mets baseball and get bullshit responses. I'm out. Capiche. Going back to where the REAL discussion occurs.

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Heating up

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MY JANKEES

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Mariners and The Sox don't deserve to win anyway. Two chances to score with both innings ending in strike outs. Fucking hell.

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you're beating the fucking pirates. Nice """""heating up"""""

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No one.

Not the fans. Not the teams. Not mlb.

BTFO!!!!!

Omar Narvaez just hit a walkoff dong off of the pitcher he was traded for

gg M's
At least Cease was goodish

Lmao rick renteria looks like the season just had it's way with him

Someone's got a grudge.

It has though. He's clearly shown he can't manage but the White Sox are infamous for giving undeserved chances to shitty managers.

>He's clearly shown he can't manage
how? he didn't do such a bad job for a team in the last year of a rebuild

how is a ball that hits the top of the wall and bounces back a home run?

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Because does it really matter who "wins" that game?

"last" year

Idk maybe because they now have a yellow line that clearly defines where the home run ball is?

Most teams in the "last year of a rebuild" are at or over .500 not 20 games under?

from T-mobile park ground rules:
>All yellow lines are in play.
seriously wtf

fuck you scumbags

know-nothing faggot, read

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It's the truth. Ricky Renteria is an ineffective manager who will squander the talents that the White Sox have acquired. Just look at the last team that dumped him.

sorry sir

now i feel bad.

We BTFO of your 'good' pitching.
>Undefeated in New York for 2 years running.

ironically the sox aint bad. They really do need a proper staff and they could be a ALC champion next season lawl

I should have never responded in that tone. I have to better myself. I'm so sorry.

>we
and even then, the mets are still chasing you as a zombie. The mets show more grit when it comes to being under the knife right now than the cubbies

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They had 1 good staff pitcher this year. They could give him another chance when Kopech gets healthy and maybe they grab a FA or 2. He still didn't have much to work with except a couple developing players in Giolito moncada jimenez and anderson (best year for him so far)

Therein lies the problem. There's no way the White Sox will ever replace Renteria in the coming years.

Cubbies cards NLCS
Imagine the gay memes

no no, it was a meaningless game between dumpster fire franchises. it could have ended in a mushroom cloud and nobody would care. I will try to do better.

well, thats on the sox front office if they cant get him out right?

Serious question, how did Theo know to can Ricky and hire Maddon, a move that lead directly to the World Series Championship. What did he know?

Maybe we both made mistakes and it ended up culminating in a dark, evil frenzy of replies. I am glad we had this chat, we are both better because of it.

>a manager of a team without starting pitching is the problem

agreed. let's resume the thread, shall we

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The Sox front office is always the root of that team's problems including for this past extremely dismal decade of only 2 winning seasons and 7 straight losing ones.

How can you chase someone when you got BTFO by them?

sauce

Didn't he do something similar with the Red Sox back then as well?
Is he literally a wizard?

youtube.com/watch?v=rwIM2pWFH5k

why did they jonestown themselves

they were fishing. Alternate answer: they were mariner fans.

nevermind

he's good his first couple years and then gets fucked when he has money to blow

That Renteria is a terrible manager?

You mean White Sox, The Mariner's won today because the ball touched the yellow tape.

It's late night /mlb/... Where were you when this happened?
youtube.com/watch?v=JvairSQRlj0

holy based

letterman definitely has a daki of her

the bag of rice sitting in my closet is a better closer than Diaz

Reminder that Psycho Gang was outed as furry trannies and they have a private Discord to orchestrate 95% of the spam on this thread.

On it.

by who and when?

Why is it always discord? Even here on Yea Forums of all places.

because doxxcorders get off on destroying boards. Yea Forums is a prime example of this.

moe? more like detective HOE kek

let's all just take a deep breath

Wtf this is real????

imagine being this fuckin mad and delusional about >cusb posting

all psychos assemble

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Are you ready? (Ay) Is you ready? (Ready)
You say you ready? (Oh) Whole squad ready (ready)
Is you ready? (Huh?) Are you ready? (Ready)
Is you ready? Whole squad ready

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Guillotines are the most aesthetic form of capital punishment. Prove me wrong n-words

fucking christ I love the miku games but this is so goddamn cringe.

wow what a backwards way of thinking. even though they may be rapists, murderers, and sadists, criminals still have RIGHTS. cruel and unusual punishment is a thing and this would qualify.

I miss when the 12 year olds that think every little thing is cringe weren't here. Give me the old days.

Mmmmmm...05 interwebs..back in them days....yumm.....let's take a trip down memory lane Mmmm...back before all this "cringe" culture...back before these kiddies that worship e-celebs took over.....Mmmmm....Mmmmm limewire yum.....Mmmmmm...back before everything was politicized....back when we could enjoy small ball in all its glory Mmm....stolen bases...oh my... steal a taco maybe yumm...Mmmm.. lots of baseball options on console and pc for some baseball take your pick yum....Mmmmmm...flash games....Mmmm...

It's not cruel, it's quick and easy
It's not unusual, it's a few hundred years old

Yeah, if you don't she'll just take on hundreds of monster cocks and escape a week later.

Based Lyoko poster

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>one of these is an elite athlete mvp

Yanks

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remember the six million goyim!

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>Staten Island

Off the strength of that alone Mets take the L.

>Mets
>Win

twisn desu

queens lol

>jew york
>2010's
KEK

>chriaqis
>still being civilized people in 2010+9

i can agree on that fuck chimpcago

>jew york

Jew York

Fuck you Jew york

yeah fuck jew york

I see /mlb/ is obsessed with their favorite city agaib

>agaib
Jew york

See

>be from New York
>jewish
Jew york

Stop stupid spamming and ruining the thread, goys.

Do I really have to be doing this shit on packers game day?

Jewsconsin

You got to do what you got to do.

well, tell these people to stop making a ruckus. Talk beisball

So sorry Inspector...

but it's footjew day

We'll combine the topics. Who are the biggest Jews in baseball?

>Alex Bregman

joc

He gives his life
Not for honor but for uss
In these tried timesss
There was no one else
Inspector, is the name he goes byyy

FUCK THE JEWSPECTOR FULL HOMO

list'em godgers

HIS LIST OF DICKS TO SUCK

DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCK

He's listed /hoc/ before. That's a lot of dicks!

thanks for visiting /hoc/

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Have the rags been eliminated yet?

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Yes

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But but Gallie

kaka popo

>rags

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>handedd
3 bong and change
who's watching dtroit red vs white

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>dicks herpes

Jump in the /nfl/ game chat!

discord.gg/9yD7R7

discord.gg/9yD7R7

There’s no way that the cubs lose when quintana is pitching

>pie rats

thanks red sox

Pirates @ Cubs

>Bronx
Yankeesfags confirmed for literal niggers

>betances experience is finally back

This is a glorious day for a yankee shitposter like myself

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i've waited all year for this day

I feel so bad for this guy

CUBS SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Found the poorats fan.

Literally setting the field on fire
>dicks herpes

Fuck the Washington nationals and anyone associated with them.
That is all

Why you gotta be a hater? The Nats are lovable.

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>shit team
>shit fans
>shit franchise
What part of them is lovable.

I love the watch em lose tbdesu

Hm on that we can agree

cubs season is over rizzo has a torn mcl and acl he done for 3 years

>Barfie doos

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>doggie doo COPE

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based pie rats assassinating rizzo and scoring 4

>Rays
>A's
>Indians

Which one is missing the ploffs?

injuns

>racist mascot
>stupid chant
>obnoxious fans
>shit city

Good post my Nats friend.

>assuming I'm a brave
Cope harder washitgton

>330 million dollars

>racist mascot
Opinion discarded

Barves bandwagoners on here will defend this

stop drinkingsoy

kek barfie doos

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>best mascot
>chad chant triggers enemies
>based fans that love their team up or down
>better city than washington, new orleans, New York or pretty much any major city

>shit team
>casual and shit fans
>terrible history
>only exists because the City of Minneapolis chimped out

>cusb
>blowing a 3-0 lead

all my Phillies need is some pitching and we'll be a damn good team

Been there good luck

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>better city than washington, new orleans, New York or pretty much any major city
Hahahaha. Dude. I've been to Atlanta. You can't fool me.

You're a faggot tho I dont want to "fool" you. I want you out of MY city

How's 9th grade treating you? Do you like your teachers? Sorry about your locker being next to the bathroom. You know you have to be 18 to post on Yea Forums, right?

astros desu

Nobody wants to go to your city, believe me.

You'd have to pay me to actually go to that shithole

Everybody comes to Atlanta. It's all our shit government cares about instead of fixing potholes

The only reason anyone ever goes to Atlanta on purpose is to change planes.

kek

deliver me from dicks herpes

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>be stankees
>stank it up

Yaks won't even get to 100 wins

fredheads rejoice

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I didn't really give a fuck when Harper signed with Philly. They deserve each other. But if Rendon walks in free agency, I'll be really, really sad. I might even shed a manly tear or two.

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I want rendon desu but the (((wilpons))) wont allow it and instead keep todd instead

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To shed a manly tear you would need to be a man, which you are not.

My manly penis says otherwise.

oh shit this remorseless savagery is uncalled for

That's it, Trout's out for the season and he loses yet another MVP

but to who in the AL? Who should get the AL MVP instead of trout?

we already have the world series in the bag. Just waiting until october

It's going to be Bregman.

Or marcus semien or matt chapman
with that rotation?

>nigger filled shitholes of Philly and DC calling anything else a nigger filled shithole

Players propped up in WAR by defensive stats don't really fare well. Voters care about the bat the most.

POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS POOERS

astros DESU

good, Im sick of seeing him in headlines

It's easy to be good if there's no pressure because your team sucks ass.

>Ohtani out for season
>Trout out for season
>Skaggs out for season

>Skaggs out for life

for me personally its gotta be the professional baseball team of houston

There's only 2 weeks left of the regular season bros

god damn aquino's got a gun

>stankees
>doyers
>cusb
two of these teams will choke

>only 2

The weird thing is that I always see Donaldson getting on base whenever I tune into a game

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the dodgers and cubs will choke

yes all 3 will lose but only two will choke, one will get embarrassed

huh. can you believe fred's only knocked him in 5 times this year?

>rags

The Athletics will win the world series

GRAND SLAM FOR THE BREWERS

TARDIES

LOOOOOOOOOOOL ROIDBOI

EXONERATED!!

Old man Braun delivers.

Hahahaha Ryan Braun you beautiful shark test juicing bastard. Listening to these pathetic homer Cardinals announcers’ stunned silence was so cathartic. Cubs can taste that division title!

The absolute city of this guy.

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Holy balls, Ryan Braun actually delivered in the clutch! Unbelievable.

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Braun must be back on the juice.

the cardinals will unironically choke their way out of the playoffs. who will take the 2nd WC?

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>TARDINALS

He just found a new way to roid

I dont think they will choke their way out if they can beat the cubs who are now down rizzo and baez

This kills the berds

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he's wearing the enchanted Yelich jersey underneath his own and sapping its unholy power

New thread

He was clean. The piss collector was just an anti-Semite.