Liverpool vs Newcastle gamethread

FUCKING SALAH

Everyone has that fetish normie

weirdo

GOD DAMN VAN DIJK

should take salah off desu
he wont
but he should

Just a friendly reminder that soccer is and always will be a game for queers.

Got a willy fetish lads

Salah needs to find his form. Hopefully around November.

Kek

Oreos are the best biscuit to eat with a cup of tea

Don't @ me, if you disagree you're wrong.

>take salad off
>put Cube2 in
klopp isn't that based

MAGISTERIAL BY THE MAN MOUNTAIN

We think the same about hand egg fucking helmet wearing pussys

Imperiously tackle from the man mountain

He will if we go 2 up Mane and Salah out Shaq and Lallana in

fuckyoucastle

lol gotem

based and gaypilled

>unitedstatians

>He doesn't dip his pink panthers in his /sip/

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What does Shelvey do?

Any good matches after this one?

It's too sweet

Salad's shit. Take him off.

...

Streams?

Give away free kicks, pens etc

Prefer just a plain digestive or rich tea desu

Pass side ways, hit one blooter per season, get paid

how come good brazilians dont play in the epl

Pass 60 yards to the opposing defenders

Firmino is the last Brazilian

Why isn't my boy JLingz playing?

Brighton Burnley is comfy
Sheff U Saints is comfy
Norwich Man City should be a goal fest (norwich have 10 of their starting 11 injured)

Because there aren’t any good Brazilians anymore

Salah is so fucking shit, lads.

wrong

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>pottery

Should sell Salah and bring back Babel

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Fabinho is a fucking boring cunt, doesn't do fuck all but pass the ball sideways all day long. May as well change his name to Crabinho

WHAT THE FUCK

Why can't Robertson just score a fucking goal?? Its like he's told not to or something.

WE’VE CONQUERED ALL OF EUROPE

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Fucking delicious, but will turn you into a fat bastard in no time

Fuck off. What are, the queen? Just dip some wonder bread in there.

Good one lad

t. Europelet

>still no goals this half

How

wallops it over the back line for Dwight Gayle to run onto
Nobody's told him the new plan

(((they))) won't allow robertwon to score

dubravka having a worldie
this is going to end 2-2

CAM ON
SCORE SUM FACKING GOALS

Robbertson is a defender user, his job isn't to score goals

I ate some raw fish and now it feels like i've been kicked in the stomach. am i going to die lads?

horny and bored

If there was any doubt that firmino is the most important Liverpool player, this match proves it.

yup. same can be said about Kante and Busquets. Over rated cunts that want to look informed.

robertson deserves a goal

Nah, but the shits you're going to do over the next day or so will make you wish you had

Picking up my new iPhone Pro Max on Friday lads.

Pretty excited desu, gunna make the office slags jealous.

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Almiron is pretty shit innit. Just runs about a lot

Should have saved £20m and just bought Albrighton or something

Isn't raw fish a staple in your country

Mane scored 2 goals you absolute retard

Why did they skip the iPhone10, also you’re a brainlet normalfag for falling for le iphone meme

brainlet post

>you now remember Javier Manquillo played for Liverpool

wow

>Goals are all the matters
Retard potato niggers

Holy based
Anime always wins

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>Poorfag detected.
I hope you can overcome the sourness of those grapes.

Why haven't they tried playing Schar up front yet?

>Virg playing number 10

Based

If there was any doubt that Allison is the most important Liverpool player, last few matches proved it.

nah you're right man goals don't matter

I used to say the same to your mother before she became alcoholic and bald. Since then, the only daredevils ready to fasten it in this smelly pussy are Mr. Steve, a traveling wanderer and his dog maxie rubbing into every shit encountered on the lawn.

yawn

>anime
>fuck anime
what about cartoons anons what is Yea Forums stance on cartoons

Its one of those games where Liverpool concedes on a jammy one late in the game isn't it. Those are always predicated by long stretches of attacks that result a lot of almost goals.

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anime is for cowardly pedophiles

look at child abuse trends in japan and tell me anime hasn't contributed massively

Cartoons - based
Anime - cringe
Simple as

Boring

WEW LAD

FUCKING BASED GOAL
BASED FIRMINO
BASED SALAH
BASED GINI

>You

ABLS ABSOLUTELY BTFO

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BASED

>newcastle defending

god why do I become fans of such losers

Liverpool third goal webum.

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you're an absolute king

>spending hundreds of your benefits money on the latest magic piece of metal with a crap gimmick

>sing player's song
>they score

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BOBBY THE GOAT

>implying I don't pay more in tax than you make in a year
Cope.

MORE LIKE GOATINO

>look at child abuse trends in japan
I don't think we can, they would hide it because it's too dishonourable

>shelvey not even bothering to track salah
fucking lazy useless shit

>get ankles broken
>get injured

loser

AA

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>newcastle defender just falls over when liverpool are in
of course

did you have a rough childhood la?

When did Brazilian tranny become so good?

>crowd singing Bobby song instead of Salah
based

>newcastle players committing suicide

source

It slipped, but for the wrong team

these scouse fucks are really doing si senor aren't they

there are a few public studies on it but you're not wrong about them covering up criminality to make them not look like a nation of kiddy diddlers

bobby tho

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>Polish "banter"
Can't leave the EU fast enough desu

Wow

imagine if liverpool had a good midfield and not just a bunch of workhorses

ox for example has been so bad

sweet

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ox isnt a workhorse though you muppet

Yea Forums always loses

salah can finish but that's it

Somebody screen cap Schar falling over pls

#5 falling into frame reminds me of torreira from last season lmao

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tfw they let it slip

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GEORDIECASTLE SEETHING

so he's just shit?

well he's not good. he was rotation at arsenal

Nice goal

They have workhorses by design

NUT

he's started like 2 games this season after being injured for 12 months

Nothing wrong with boning cute teenage girls tho

Fuck me. I just noticed I accidentally left my freezer slightly open for a couple of days without noticing and everything thawed. Gonna have to throw out a bunch of food. I had a couple of fish fillets there that thawed and soaked everything with disgusting fishy water.

he's always been shit

that true geordie feel

teenagers are too old for those sickening gooks

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I am sorry for your loss.

Stupid cunt

I ain't telling you Jew, she's ours

Fishes are living in water you dumbfuck

who's he talking to

How old r u lad?

this fucking cuck again

please
i need to wank

Lol wtf

29.

some asian bird iirc

twitter.com/deIaneyy/status/1163396142287216641

ABLism should be in the DSM

WHATS GARN ON EVERYBODY ITS THA POO GEORDIE

>couple of days
how did you not notice how easy the door was opening?

his mum

S I X
I
X

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humble mane > arrogant salah

They have work horses to cover ground from their fullbacks overlapping constantly.

Why is Origi so shit and Firmino so good bros?

Origi's parents named him Divock, to demotivate him for his entire life

Based Virgil

firmino watches 7up's samba soccer videos growing up

Salah was very unselfish today though, plus he dropped back for build up a lot

QUBE

>Shaqiri

BASED

>Shaqiri
Based and redpilled.

>Days
FUCKING DAYS ? F for you. utter dipstick

I only just now opened it as I've only been cooking with fresh things these past few days. The door was only slightly open because one of the shelves didn't close properly.

when was the last time you saw a ref got slide tackled? also
SHAQ ON
>SHAQ ON
SHAQ ON
>SHAQ ON

Is this why you ate the raw fish? what the fuck is wrong with you? you need supervision mate.

Those hips dont lie

no goal. stop fake posting

Nah, that's another Norwegian.

Mane unlocked him at Burnley

It's Alex Morgan

fuck you idiot

Not with my freezer, but i've done that with my fridge many times

find him so the food doesn't go to waste

is Shaq the only universally liked player?

Little square fella

are you retarded

Last thing you see before you die

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Awful and retardo post which essentially confirms you aren't watching the game.

On Yea Forums? Torres

>Klopped

albanians hate him

You mean S*rbs.

Vardy

You know some people have delay, right? Even legal stream I have has like 15 secs delay

The norwegian Jason Genova

>universally
he makes Serbs seethe with his manlet power

He makes serbs seethe

Firmino is so fucking good.

Japs hate him. Or he hates Japs. I get them confused.

Seriously fuck Salah

Salah trying to be unselfish and fucking up now

fucks sake

God damn it Firmino is so goshdern good at soccer.

>Firmino

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Based Bobby

Yes, but if he thinks we were talking about a goal before Shaq was even on the pitch he isn't watching the game mate.

a real throwback to the golden era of brazil

is Chaokoh Coconut Water a good beverage?

trent has been cumming inside too many pregnant housewifes, he's been shit

Keita was a worse signing than Andy Carroll.

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no pressure on him, no one to realistically replace him if he has shit games

le epin troll

so many bad calls for offside in this match

top kek

>another phantom offside call saves liverpool

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haha just pretending g-guise

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i thought the new instruction for refs was to play advantage when an offside is called and to check VAR afterwards if a goal is scored

this shit is ridiculous

Well done Liverpool.

Hoping you manage to at least make it to Christmas before man city starts winning the league

>96

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i can differentiate goal spam from sub spam

get in here and troll fat frank

For me, it's Spurs Palace

ABLs seething

>making 3pm match threads

Hamez Milner

Yea Forums told me that salah was a one season wonder