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The Board of Cricket is England and Wales Cricket Board
The International team itself is the English Cricket Team

My man Burns will get a fifty today.

Minimum

Warner will score a double century in his next innings and secure his place in the Australia squad for the rest of his miserable career won't he.

Pretty much

warner y marsh legacy: electric boogaloo

>Josh Reynolds !F3sRZCOnC6
>mate if you keep posting the same shit every day you are going to end up with dementia or other mental health issues.
You literally do this every fucking time kek

working is for poor people

Yeah we're in here lads

Gazza to take 7 wickets denying Cummins of a fiver-fer

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my parents are growing older and slower by the day
how exactly is my human heart meant to accept his fact?

Was cricket easier or harder 100 years ago?

With modern nutrition, would Don Bradman still dominate? Or would he be a complete shitter against the moving Duke's ball?

Your time to shine x

he'd suck balls m8, their idea of training was a brisk walk around the park

i dont post the same stuff every day. we have people in this poomunity that LITERALLY post the same asinine "catchphrases" in every thread.

would like to see Ben Stokes take Don Bradman's jaw out outside a nightclub in Sydney

garry lyon and zachy b = zyklon b

remember when babe ruth tried cricket and made it look easy. good thing the Americans don't know about it

love this meme they have when they say "hitting the ball is easier thus the game is easier"

tell me how im going to cope when my mum dies
tell me how im going to accept this captialist death machine of oppression and exploitation
tell me how im going to feel anything at all

Enjoy her money maybe?
Dunno, weird angsty post.

>one day I will have to get married and my family will be there watching me show emotion

Grim grim grim

He's got you there Joshy you gigantic faggot.

You won't be getting married m8 dont worry

take some more photos of your food, you boring cunt.

Ok, having icecream in a bit, I'll post that.

Appleby Farms?

Steve Smith just seems like a normal straightforward lad and this makes poms SEETHE

hope its some expensive pseudo rich people shit like the rest of your tryhard food

Nah they don't have your flash ones at Pak n Save m8

What tryhard food are you talking about exactly

Read some Land.

>I spend so much time batting in the middle, I dont need net practice
Based Smith

youre all literal bootlickers and thats the only reason why the 9-5 working day is an actual thing. you really think your respective country would suffer dearly if you worked a bit less? youre all completely brainwashed. the 40 hour working week is literally barbaric

Crikey mate where'd this come from.

I work 30-hour weeks what now

fuck up poosh

people don't seethe about smith 2bh, he's not enough of a cunt

Zachy how can you get so worked up before morning tea time m8 take it easy

you work hours so you get more money, not because you actually need to to do your job

There are literally stands full of seething poms booing his every move m8

Led Zeppelin is fucking great. Thank You, England.

women want me
men want to be me

they ain't actually seething though, they're booing him because of the principle of booing australians and having good cause to is funny and banterous

I like Smith. His obvious love of cricket makes him really hard to dislike. He's not an obnoxious cunt like Steve Waugh was. Apart from Warner and Wade most of the current Aussie team seem pretty chill.

SCINTILLATING CRICKET

#faggotrip has been public for 5 years

damn time flies

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Going to be a quality 9(22) from Denly this innings.

Aus proxy
9now.com.au/live/channel-9

shan't be reading that drivel

TONK

Harris you shitter. When was that

read a dailymail article about labour party proposing a 4 day working week and the actual fucking state of the bootlickers in the comments

''b-but you will create debt that way''' 9 why the fuck does state debt matter to an invidual
''''b-but people wont know what to do with their time'''

the level of brainwashing is honestly incredible right now. the 40 hour working week serves literally nothing but greed and shareholders

Fuck I hate that dumb fake blonde bitch on the block and I hate anyone who watches that fuckin low grade garbage, fuck

based sebbo shall take the banner bla

never worked a day in my life m8

Australia have failed to take a wicket thus far lads.

where are 6s?

when's the brainiac bash starting lads

Wrong again
they have taken 10

aus really don't seem to be into this match
reckon they would've done better had NZ actually joined the commonwealth of australia when they were invited

That whole stand is a fucking eyesore

just a reminder that Denly and Burns' heroic 27 run opening stand was the HIGHEST opening stand this ENTIRE series. They're aiming for the record and over halfway there already.

lads imagine this:
Australasia XI vs Rest of World XI

touché

Last night. Fuck, those are so painful.

Do Australia care about this match? Should they?

looks a good day for batting, lads

For me it's having a happy organ

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Even though he dropped it, he took the impact pretty well. Fair play to him.

cringe but based

>those
There were more?

reminder the only reason you work 40 hours a week is literal oppression
its not 'maximum progress' thats a complete fucking lie. human insight is progress. capitalism is greed. capitalism has no history in human progress whatsoever, its a modern invention serving greed

>>/pol/

30.

They should. Do you want to beat E gland away or draw a series, retain the ashes on boundaries scored, and know you still haven't won here since Waugh was captain?

Going down to the Pitch to get a wicket lads, anyone else want something?

this morning, i will remind them:

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Bit anthrocentric. Capitalism IS and we're excess drag that will ultimately be phased out.

Like yourself

Nah just from experience, those are the most painful things. I didn't hear the result but I assume that broke his finger.

I've never seen a thin person drink diet coke.

this is the post

such as?

Looks like he palmed it but it just bounced off

Nah, split his webbing. Still fucking painful.

yes because a) you still wouldn't have won in England since 2001, and it doesn't go down as an ashes win in the tally, only a draw (even thugh you retain the actual trophy), and b) people can just say you technically should have lost 3-2 and were saved by rain in the 2nd test, and australia will want to get rid of that bants.

once you're thin you can get back on the good stuff

Lmao bumble.

>Commentary talking bout Jaeger Bombs
Dire stuff this lads

wasted

Boombul
Silly old cunt

nice digits

This is a grim game

I agree

40 hour 5 day is pointless really. We just hang on to it because it's all we know, and Brits are too shit scared to change anything and sucklers for "muh tradition!!!!".

I work 42.5 a week and I probably don't do more than 20 hours actual work when I'm there. The rest of it is just spent skiving

Cricket Idea: Train up an Elite bunch of fielders and sub them in to the other bowlers and batsman to ensure no dropped catches

just want to watch smith bat again

Need an England collapse toivej up the morning

Millennials are very lazy people, steeped in baseless entitlement.

NOOOO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING.

pitch looks lioke it's dying already

ball is getting old already

bowlers look a lil gassed

grim for australia

this is a dead rubber. england have literally no batting. have you seen the county scores in cricket this season? english batting is completely dead. england fluking a victory here should make no difference to any real cricket fan. only deano cares about this result

Business idea: cover the ball in velcro and give fielders big velcro handpads.

Business idea: the Ashes is just Archer bowling to Smith and Cummins bowling to Root.

Burns looking like he'll get a century here.

INB4 "b- b- but what about the boomers"

Swathy Rory Burns is truly the people's captain. The coward Joe Root needs to be dropped NOW

Let England have a chance.
Archer Bowls to Labuschagne

Boomers are selfish assholes.

Itchy asscheek lads.

That's basically Bancroft already though right?

Come here I'll scratch it for you

with my dick

Yeah, but we need to scale it up
imagine seeing it in action
1 Slips fielder to cover 1st to third slip

Bit gay really mate.

android fielders is the future

Got the sound off lads. Did Hazlewood say something nasty to Denly?

Are you homophobic

Let's not ruin another good batsman with the captaincy.

I'll take le 50 and out over Roy and other shitter's getting 10. Let stokes as vc handling the reviews and have Burns as 3rd in command advising on field placement.

Not true.

Milllenials will be working until their mid 70s. They'll likely have the longest working life in human history, as they're going to miss out on the automation + UBI revolution

>Brits are too shit scared to change anything and sucklers for "muh tradition!!!!".
The real reason is that change isn't offered to them. If Labour were to announce a policy for a 30-hour standard working week it would be popular, even with the media screeching about the red menace. When the establishment is actually forced to defend exploitative practices it struggles (see its reaction to Labour's right-to-buy policy for private tenants).

Yeah he said get ready for a broken fucking arse mate

Yeah
"Take good care of my child"
Referencing the fact that Denly is a cuck who had his wife fucked by Hazlewood to sire a child

Have Australia considered bowling them out?

Wow Australians are just nasty people, full stop.

just a reminder this is the longest opening stand of the series so far in terms of balls faced

On my way over right now to relay that information to the team lad
Let you know the results

Only insofar as using homophobia as a ploy to hide the fact I'm in the closet yeah.

And in that 50 odd years they will achieve approx 20 years productivity 15 years avoiding work on social media and 15 years complaining about how hard they have to work.

Could do with a cheeky wicket up my leg side lads
but also for Australia as well

They know Joe Root is too cowardly to declare and risk a loss so they are letting England bat out the next 3 days.

FOOTBALL CRAZY
CHOCOLATE MAD
GRAB A PACK OF POWER PODS
AND PLAY FOOTY WITH THE LADS

Mean streak for sure.
Good cant stand bigotry. So would you like me to scratch your bum with my knob or not.

Cummins looking exhausted already.

just a reminder every action influences the future
to say that england would have won this series bar rain is completely ridiculous
as if you could confidently say stokes miracle would have happened had rain not deprived england in the second test
certain man ITT really need to reevaluate reality

Virgo and Capricorn are the grimmest zodiac signs.
Can't imagine focusing my self-worth entirely on money or work.

don't get this aussie meme of "rotating" their bowlers to keep them at peak performance but then force their best one to play like every game anyway

just an excuse for when they drop them I guess

Yeah but if anyone asks it wasn't consensual.

my shitposting about 2-2 being a fair result is going well
because once it happens i'm going to shitpost instead about how it would be 3-2 england if not for weather saving aussies in second test

The Oval is such a grim fucking ground. Ugly, bland and situated in a shitty deprived area.

Imo if a team doesn’t bowl the required overs then the batting side gets given runs for the remaining overs at whatever their average run rate is for the innings

>Be Aussie
>Fuck around all day
>Have 10 overs left to bowl but run out of time
>England averaging 4 rpo
>England gets 40 runs added to their total
Thoughts?
Maybe that plus an additional fixed penalty (of say 25 runs) so teams with a low run rate don’t get fucked, or we need to punish the bowling side more

Burnsey's got a weird arsey style

kek get a load of this virgo over here.

Yeah he looks like he's trying to be a 1940s pinup girl at the crease.

Tbh I'd much rather tell people I had consensual gay sex than admit to being raped.

Why did Wade get dropped as the (wk)?

It needs to be evaluated on both sides as the batting side wastes time as well
usually 3 overs every day to escape an extra over before each break and at stumps

Too much bum talk in /cric/ today.

Who /gemini/ here?

not many aussie flags today

where did they all go?

Are you a homophobe

He's one of the old boys and post cheating scandal they needed a squeaky clean image, hence Paine.

seething

Sat night, they're all on hot dates with Asian gfs

certain man ITT really need to reevaluate reality

australians are the most fairweather spectators of sport

not enough elite honesty in his keeping

I reckon we should just accept that over rates are lower in the modern game. Make 13 per hour the new standard and extend the day to 7 hours so that 90 overs can be bowled.

YES GAZZA LEAK RUNS FOR ME GAAZZZAAAA

Burns isn't a bad player, decent find for the poms. I just think hes such a little faggot though. Shit haircut and a little manlet faggot.

more like nathan flyin'

TONK

And there it is.

HERIOC partnership by Denly and Burns.

This is the highest opening partnership of this series so far, beating the previous 27.

My fellow Australians and I only make posts when there is something extremely witty and insightful to say to add to the benefit of the thread.

Sudden rush of work needed doing

No, the bottom is just not in my top three body parts

I thought of that
Consider the following though
The bowling side will be under pressure to hurry the fuck up
If the batsmen is constantly fucking around delaying the bowler from running in then get gets a warning. Get enough warnings and you have to walk.

Or if that’s too harsh at least with the bowlers now forced to hurry up and the batsmen is now fucking around it’s now obvious it’s not the bowlers fault and you can punish the batting side accordingly.

Currently they all feed off each other and both sides fluff around non stop and it sucks, and they all blame the other.

Make one side accountable and you’ll catch the other out as well if they too fuck around.

certain man ITT a literal brainlet

Siddle is going to be looking for a wicket here.

>HERIOC

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BOWLING GAZZA, GIVE 'EM A HUNDRED MATE

Denly is on a "successful heir created" high.

>tfw old enough to remember when lyon was good

Just can't bring myself to care about a dead rubber cricket match when based AFL finals are on.

Just completed super metroid.

What a game

reckon he should be captain m8

he lead surrey to the division 1 title last year, proper captain, FUCK root (and fuck that meek merchant buttler)

I remember when he had hair on top m8

>95433603
curran's haircut is worse
he has the head of a prepubescent school boy with hair that looks like it was done by his cell mate in jail

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based

not a dead rubber mate, you realise it doesn't go down as an ashes win if you lose this game right? You've just technically retained the trophy. The all-time tally of ashes series won't record this as an australian win.

the pies are on fire

>Athletes are fitter faster and stronger than ever
>paid more than ever
>dedicate more of their lives to the sport than ever before
>we should accept a slower game
Those facts don’t add up. Sport science, players health and mechanics etc are state of the art and yet they’re supposed to get away with playing LESS?!
No fucking way. To many softcunts these days, start whining when they can’t bowl a perfect ball everytime
>muh economy, Hope gaffa doesn’t drop me
Getting tired and standards slipping (giving the batsmen a chance late in the day) is part of cricket
T20 becoming the norm has lead to an inflated expectation of maintaining an elite standard of delivery right throughout a test innings

Please respect me and DO NOT under any circumstance try to "chat me up", K.

Anthony Starr is so fucking good in The Boys lads.

If you dribble when you piddle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie.

ad is so cringe

england cries out for non interventionist communism

There are finals on dude.

Unlike Karl Urban big oof

>capeshit
shan't

gazza

C'mon based Brissy Lions

i don't love cricket

Every blond guy has that haircut over here. Don't ask why.

I don't see why we should force teams to bowl 15 overs an hour when they're clearly not comfortable with it. The quality would surely suffer if we made them hurry through the overs.

Why is this bloke in the team again? He's bowling 35mph less than the other guys.

oh no

Reckon Australia will be looking to get at least 1 wicket here.

For me it's Banshee

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i love it

i like it

BARRY CHECK THE FUSEBOX

Love seeing spin bowlers btfo desu
I don’t think they’re real cricketers, unless you’re a freak of nature like Shane Warne

>not I like it
Oh no

Based Denly saw that bald little baby coming out of his wife and thought, I could punt that fucker out of the ground.

I'm a sitter

a full strength cullen bailey on this pitch

>I don't see why we should force teams to bowl 15 overs an hour when they're clearly not comfortable with it. The quality would surely suffer if we made them hurry through the overs.
Did you even read my post?
I know all of that and don’t care, they shouldn’t be coddled, and standards slipping is a good thing. Means batsmen are gonna have more chances to attack late in the day.

So fucking good that.

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PETER SIDDLE'S GOT A BANANA ON HIS BIRTHDAY

SUPER
SUPER JOFF
SUPER
SUPER JOFF
SUPER
SUPER JOFF
SUPER JOFRA ARCHER!

Australia is literally losing the ashes win here.

Shan't be watching anymore of this once the football starts

lads just realised something
there is no hocinfo
how the fuck does /hoc/ know what's going on in their games?

>millenial test cricket
90 overs is too much
5 days is too long
Surprised test cricket has survived.

>Pulling off your full time off-spinner for a part-time one
Grim.

Big Nirbhai coming through with the good lads!

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which game you watching

That's a neat song.

What are you getting lad?

Australia's play here isn't very conducive towards a victory

Great news. Keep us posted.

Liverpool poocastle

This desu
Balls too hard too, wouldn’t want anyone getting hurt now would we

F I F T Y

all pakis here too

remember a couple trying to give me some life advice because it was 4am, twats.

Crikey this is some dire bowling.

Cant bowl so fast I cant hit it

Fuckin grim, selectors need to be dragged out into the street and shot

>sikh

sikhs are usually pretty well-to-do here, even voted for brexit

strange minority, don't do what other minorities do

is this the furthest the opening batsmen have gone this series?

England firmly in control here lads.

>we'll have a bowl, mate
ringing through the ears of every Aussie player

Regardless, AFL finals.

yes the previous record was 27 (and like 50 balls or so), Burns and Denly last innings

So England have this in the bag lads?

Fried Chicken topped with mac and cheese and some smokey bbq wings. Good combo.
He's LITERALLY minutes away!
There is a palce for them, they do all the shit jobs we don't want (uber, servo attendants)
They are good cunts.

They're the jews of the subcontinent, they've always needed to be amicable in order to avoid genocide.

state

feels good to have openers again

anyone else /sittingoutsidethelawschoolball/
I just wanna watch the griget lads
it's not fair

Joe Root duck incoming
.

*batsman gives his wicket away*

Out

Sorry, I'm a brainlet. Still don't agree that lower standards would be a good thing though. You already have an element of the fielding side losing freshness and focus as an innings goes on, without making them tire themselves even more.

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you were saying?

unironically wished lyon get no wickets

Good 'ol Le Fifty & Out Man

I know why people want Burns as captain but he's only played 11 Tests and he's averaging below 30. He could still go the way of Robson or Jennings.

good job mate

Openers did their job. Middle order will now post 300 easily.

>Fried Chicken topped with mac and cheese and some smokey bbq wings. Good combo.
should've went with parmi and a pint from the local pub m8

Classic jinx well done m8

Nathan Lyon is probably the worst spinner that any of the Test sides have

tbf Burns has been the top England batsman this series so it's not like he's been proven wrong. A single 20 doesn't change it.

Why do women cover up their freckles, lads? Makes me sad.

Reminder

should have sent in Leach to steady the ship

for me, it's liverwurst on fresh bread

I know you are trolling but either the top order or the lower middle order does well, never both

Yeah, I'd rather be aware of their presence so I don't get an awful shock later.

>In conversation with my dad
>"You still play video games mate?"
>"Not really Dad, kind of grew out of them"
>"That's good, they're a bit of a time sink"
Love my Dad but he spends a good 5-6 hours every night watching the television. Why do older generations think tv is somehow better?

My dear bro

aussies rattled here

they think the content of TV is more worthwhile than the content of videogames
which isnt entirely wrong but idk what your dad watches

How does he feel about board games?

father was the same, couldn't believe I didn't "grow out" of playing video games at like 12-13 or something and spent that long in front of a screen

meanwhile watches TV all evening after dinner

He watches Say Yes to the Dress Australia

My dad was similar until he played Gran Turismo and then Metal Gear Solid 2 which is his favorite ever game, fukken based

TV is far worse because it is less interactive and doesn't make you think. Also boomers tend to just watch whatever's on the main channels and will mindlessly watch through the commercial breaks.

is he profoundly interested in women's clothing
because that might still be more worthwhile than day after day of MMORPGs

>The Ashes
>Brissy v GWS
>Liverpool v Newcastle in 30 mins
>Apex Legends Invitational live on Twitch

Does life get any better lads?

Dance your cares away, worries for another day
Let the music play

A babe to fuck at the end of it all I guess.

I grew out of playing video games. I now watch Korean girls play them instead

>liverpool vs newcastle

do you really find a one-sided steamrolling entertaining?

what ever happened to james vince? he looked looked a pretty composed batsman in the last ashes, although i can't remember if he made many runs

>Batsman
Based.

>The Ashes
already won, no point in this match

>Brissy v GWS
>gayfl

>Liverpool v Newcastle in 30 mins
>poomier peeague

>Apex Legends Invitational live on Twitch
see pic related

>Does life get any better lads?
yeah mate, when you get a career

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yeah I can't see that being entertaining, it's going to be attack v defence.

Wade is a mouthy prick

>Liverpool v Newcastle in 30 mins
>Apex Legends Invitational live on Twitch
lol

What's ur favourite video game lads

was rubbish

had 13 tests so plenty, was crap, hope they never pick him again

le 10 and out man

Baldur's Gate

He wears it m8

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abe's oddysee

Heroes of Might and Magic 3 Complete Edition

the umpire warnings of mathew wade by the coward joe root

Super mario odyssey

Divinity: Original Sin 2

Fallout New Vegas.

Gran Turismo 4

toss-up between fallout 2 and planescape: torment
deadly premonition has a special as well despite all its flaws

Never played an mgs game desu

pokemon crystal

it's always the little blokes

at the particular time in my life?

knights of the old republic 1/2, but doesn't hold up these days

Truxton

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guild wars

ocarina of time

pakistan cricketi is the greatest poetic masterpiece of the modern age

Fucking love KOTOR

I would say it does.

I played it for the first time 2 years ago and it was still great

Snowboard Kids

bloodborne

;_;

so true

I've clocked up over 2000 hours on Football manager 2012 on steam, don't know if I'd call it my favourite however

had over 5000 hours for that

wish they hadn't made GW2 world of guild wars.. rather an actual GW2.

For me, it's Bloodborne.

root looks up for it today

yikes.. if root actually converts that would be the ultimate nail in the coffin for australian pride

Love the First Guild Wars, occasionally still reinstall it and vanquish some areas. comfy game to play while I watch/listen stuff

Joe Root playing like a complete and utter coward here

If the dems nominate Joe fucking Biden they're handing another 4 years to Trump t bh.

50 cent is pleb filter

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Joe Root redemption innings .
Steve Smith ascension innings.

Bernie or bust for me

fuck Warren desu

>reading the paper at a test match
grim

STRIP joe root of captaincy

would love a quality 55 from the rootmeister general

England are going to absolutely obliterated by the Saffas in a few months. Could honestly foresee a whitewash.

England might think that scoring runs is a good thing but little do they know that the higher the chase is the more runs Smith can score

won there last time with a team of shitters

not in the DICK!

>tfw post series depression kicking in early

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Just as well he's just become a father

youtube.com/watch?v=5qm8PH4xAss

unapologetic banger

how is it early? the series has been over for days

>whacked in the head
>replacement helmet
>whacked in the box
>no replacement

england has always been south africa's achilles heel 2bh

we have a strangely good record against them

isn't this the 3rd Batsman this series to get hit full in the dick

Right in the benis

Absolute patrician taste

Such a shame they didn't balance the game more regularly instead of working on the shitfest that was gw2

>handjob

You were at home last series.

wright in a benis :DDDD

we also won our last series there

free welsh cricket

that feel when not going to be affected by post-ashes depression because the rugby world cup starts on friday

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fairly obviously meant the last series in SA given I said 'there' you autist
but yes we won the last home series against them too. they're not very good

Winning two world cups in a year is going to feel pretty great

teesras in turkmenistan

Picking a South Africa win on lineouts.

>declares on 0-0
Welsh cricket is great.

saffa pitches usually give something to the bowlers unlike aussie roads so we actually tend to do pretty okay there

a full strength wales would literally STOMP england in ANGLESEY

We're pretty fucked. Even if they bowl them out for under 300, we only have 8 wickets to work with and the tail starts at 5. Bit grim. >We didn't deserve to win The Ashes.

>tfw most of the matches are early morning
not bad desu

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so true

at school when you forgot your box did you go commando or use the team box

Why do the Scots hate cricket so much?

The Welsh and the Irish don't seem to mind it

going to watch as many games as possible on a third monitor at work
devilishly delightful

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because it's english

commando

Dont throw away those anti-depressants just yet m8

because theyre brainally challenged

why? feeling pretty comfortable about one of my teams winning the tournament tbg
for interest, my teams are:
>england
>new zealand
>south africa
>japan
>fiji

yes you do because we have been even worse

Scots are also terrible at sports as well.

They literally seethed about some Belgian player comparing them to San Marino, a LITERAL city-state point fodder team and then they ended up losing by the exact same margin San Marino did to Belgium

Despite having twice the population of Wales they literally are worse than them in every possible metric. Just a grim species of "human being".

Root is in T20 mode.

nigeria rising
sebbo surrendering to obesity

well my teams are every team so I can't lose get fucked

They hate cricket becethey hate the English mate, not in a kind of jovial, oh I hate the bleeding poms kinda way. They hate the English from their toes to their scalp.

They're a terrible sporting nation but their counterculture is good and the people are pretty cool

t. lived with scots a few years

aren't those literally all the countries that even play/care about rugby?

grim game

>152-1
Australia are finished

The Coward Joe Root showing zero respect for his bowlers by not declaring

>still pushing the peter piddle meme
this is why youre not going to win this series redditstralia

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no
the number of top sides in rugby is actually not really far removed from cricket or football
7 or 8 teams which are strong enough to put on good displays nearly all the time, the rest are just random or shit

You can't have RSA, England and NZ as "your teams" ffs

Poocastle 1 up lmao

why not?
kidding side i saw two south african shirts while out shopping this morning, the WC is taking over already

>no

stopped reading there m8, don't care rugby, just know you selected all the top teams and pretend it gives you some sense of pride

Because those countries are enemies in rugby mate wtf is wrong with you

nads
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Please dont talk about rugby, it upsets Zach.

it's spelt gnads m8

australia is geographically the ugliest country in the world and all australian women have fannies that smell like kedgeree left outisde the fridge for two days

surprised steve bruce isn't watching the cricket desu

Is Boomble a Yorksh*reman

lancastrian
loves accy stanley, loves the fall, simple as

same kind of pride as it does when i see how many sides take cricket seriously tbg
multiple continents, different races, etc

literally their rivals m8.. lancashire

couldn't have been more wrong.

all their fannies smell like sunblock lad trust me

pozzedstralia on losing this game watch

Love Bumble, Hate Boycott simple as.

>same

stopped reading there mate, just assume you're coping on an immense scale right now

Got to be careful mate, that's like someone asking if you're an ozzy

its true i admit it i'm in absolute tears and struggling to get these futile words down

london eye is a shit gimmick 2bh

>love bumble

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It's happened to me quite a few times overseas and I've just said no, I'm from NZ.

tbf boycott's commentary on brian lara cricket was based

better than the johnson's multiple eyesores all over the city

Love rugby
Love cricket
Hate septics
Simple as.

big fan of guha

boycott is good on radio commentary
just dont want to see ugly aged face ever again t b h

brainbomb idea: bumble and boycott on the same comms

rival counties and opposing personalities, wht could go wrong

Don't know why people said boycott wasn't an aesthetic batsman, he hit some beauties in his time.

Wonder what her fanny smells of

>poot

Same desu

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>just dont want to see ugly aged face ever again t b h
me neither

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guha is literally a great commentator

aussies may now post again

yeah him and agnew are pretty good as a team desu
swann can fuck off though, hate that goblin faced prick

>poot

ON YA BIKE YOU POM DOG

phwoar wouldn't mind raising three generations of children in the same house with her

is she a pornstar?

well that's Roots captaincy gone.

THE COWARD JOE ROOT

The series losing Joe Root

Would coward punch Boycott down some stairs, no hesitation.

fuck joe 'poot' root

If Isa Guha was a pornstar she'd be called Is A Gusha

less joe root
more gary ballance

if it's 2-2 root has no chance of losing the captaincy mate

Joe Root more like Joe fuck you're so fucking shit fuck off, amirite?

KEK

>retires midway through an ashes series to keep his career bowling average a 0.04 shade under 30
swann is the biggest wanker and traitor who has ever existed. and hes pathetically unfunny

Is there, dare I say it, time for another wicket before lunch?

Nearly time for Zachy's 1pm seethe.

the dynamic and exciting mitchell marsh

Root passing the responsibility off to someone else again

weak character

It should be every England fand duty to hate Graeme Swann.

business idea: swann executed at the tower of london with pietersen's bane

its a shame, as I always liked him as a player, but he comes across really badly as a pundit

tipping denly to go the big three figures today

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Reminder again
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>the televised murder of Joe Denly's crotch

Vaughan can be fucking awful as well. He was almost God to me after 2003 and 2005, but then you find out he's a bit of a wanker

grim

swann was a certified wanker though

he's a guy who loves hism own jokes, but no one else finds him funny

this, also the big cheese matt prior, fuck that shit cunt too

Root could literally have lost this 5-0 and he still would have carried on as captain.

Not sure how much credit he really deserves for 2005.

lol he wasnt even that good, just guy from county cricket who happened to know how to turn a ball
pietersen way more irreplaceable than swann ever was

For me, it's Phillip Tufnell on commentary

Massively impressed by Ponting as a commentator, most insightful of the lot on sky atm

loved swann when he was playing, was probably my favourite england player of that period
but he has since proven himself to be a cockbend

his commentary for the india vs west indies series was awful as well, constantly making stupid quips only he thinks are funny

Swann is the just the dickhead version of Dominic Cork

Agree

For me it's Rigor and Russ Arnold.

Ponting seems a good egg. After Smith got conked there was a story going round about the time Langer get hit on the head by Ntini and had to spend 3 days in hospital. On day 5 with Australia 8 down fighting for the draw Langer comes back in padded up, thinking he's going to get a hero's welcome. Instead Ponting gave him a bollocking and told him to fuck off and said he'd rather lose the test

youtube.com/watch?v=BmON1UxzGGw

this was a banger . the nu remix is horrendous

batting with a broken hand is courageous, batting after a head injury is just retarded and could get you seriously hurt
divegrass is absolutely terrible for letting players play on when they might be concussed as well

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saw Cork playing against Lancashire when I used to go to Old Trafford with my dad for Day-Night Matches in the late 90s, seeing the end stages of Michael Atherton's career and watching the emergence of Flintoff.

Good times

streamable.com/zb2fm

Him and Darren Gough were always crowd favourites at Old Trafford during the Roses games

Gough used to cop so much shit from the crowd and play along

It's no coincidence that the England team which was ranked #1 in the world contained a large amount of cunts desu.

I think it would have been a far better team if it had had a strong leader to rein in the cunts. It might not have fallen apart so quickly either.

Lads, I thought it was Brisbane's year?

for me it's strutting around during the lunch break to this
youtu.be/Vk1YtbkZTqc?t=29

Confirmed cunts: Anderson, Broad, Swann, Prior, KP
Anyone else? 5/11 cunts is pretty good going desu

>check score 40 minutes ago
88/2
>check score now
88/2

Yea, Australia are going to loose this one for sure

Check score now
>2/157
grim

Are we dead lads

just finishing off my pizza wizza lad

Why is no one talking about dat F bomb?

Extrapolating that would suggest a draw is on the cards.

youtube.com/watch?v=8CSiPHFOQSU

who was it, Boycott?

>I haven got a fucking clue

kek

>TMS
>sky commentary
for its running a text-to-audio script on /cric/

shit “sport”

Post a bit quicker please guys. Thanks

Skip to 44 seconds in for Smith

sorry lad

fairweather pozzies have all gone to bed I reckon

we're all dead inside to varying degrees bro

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same old aussies
always sleeping

tbf I was avoid the threads because they go too fast and I find them very uncomfy, may post more now it's settled

>because they go too fast

good thing aussies don't like footie then

why are there so many wh*tes on Zimbabwe’s team? Didn’t Based Mugabe wipe out that plague years ago?

So lads who shit Garrerty Ballance?

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Salah makes it 3 lads

When will Australia declare their surrender?

Yeah but the years clapped back at ol’ Mugabe.

wish to say that Seventh Tree by Goldfrapp is a good album, soundtrack to a better world

turns out uneducated black tribesmen aren't very good at things that require long-term exposure and training

cringe but redpilled

Knew a zimbabwe lass at uni, she thought mugabe was a great man doing great things for the country. Slightly worryingly she was studying to become a doctor. Sometimes wonder how that worked out.

she's not a doctor on the zimbo paycheck for sure, but she's supporting them from overseas

how bad is smith

needs to immediately dropped

Think England have dropped Smith enough times this series already tbqh.

so many aussies day 1

what happened lads? they all disappeared? Remarkable honestly. One day it's spamful of Aussies others it's a dead thread.

has stokes got something better to do? doing his best to get out here

I'm still here. Preparing my laugh at England thread when we inevitably win this last test laddy.

>180-2
no

Based Boycs using the world chassé in commentary now he's been knighted

Fuck. What have I done, lads?

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>on anxiety medication
>they make me unable to fap
>have to take them at night
>waited the whole day to finally bust out a quickie
>hay fever was acting up so I decided to take a zyrtec before I get started
>took the anxiety medication instead
at least we won the ashes lads

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whos this?

anime cunt pls

*retained

Just seen smith's drop. Loved the way he falls over with his arms in the air afterwards, the man's a comedy genius.

>monochrome pic

too insecure, she'll jump on the next guy who "makes her feel appreicated"

Fresh bread

K E K
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lads what are your favourite quotes by cricketers?

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