Pave him a credible path to a ballon d'or

pave him a credible path to a ballon d'or

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Wins the CL as the clear best player during the tournament.

sucks all the voters penises in his path

sometimes even 2-3x's!!!

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If Salah detonates at the next ceremony and kills every candidate

>sister falls deeply in love for some dude and stops letting Nerman fuck her
>cs:go gets a shit update and every one of Nerman's friends stop playing it and so does he
>cebolinha steals his spotlight in the brazilian press
>no more distractions to hinder his talent
>decides enough is enough
>wins everything in france averaging 1 goal and 1 assist per game
>leads PSG along with Donatello and they win the CL as joint top scorers with 12 goals each
>equips 1000% Jesus headband during the celebration
>wins balloon door with 43% of the votes, Mbraaaap is runner up with 27%
>sister realizes her brother's true worth and ditches her bf
>Nerman punishes her using the BdO as an anal bead
>friends decide to play cs:go again in the offseason but it's too late
>Nerman is found dead inside his room after trying to suck his own dick

No one believes van dijk is clear best player, and one could argue Matip made more key stops, so why he going to get a ballon dor? because it's marketing, a fucking marketing award. And no one will ever win with neymar getting the award and so it will never happen. They will always find an excuse not to give him something, just because of who he is.