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TB: Arians on Howard: 'He can play a lot better'
NYJ: Le'Veon listed as limited participant Friday
LAC: Report: Melvin Gordon will return in 2019
BAL: Andrews, Ingram, Hollywood all questionable
HOU: Coutee (ankle) ready to make season debut
SEA: Tyler Lockett (back) cleared to face Steelers
HOU: Nuk (ribs) not listed on final injury report
PIT: Joe Haden (shoulder) questionable for Sunday
PIT: JuJu (toe) not listed on final injury report
KC: KC LT Fisher (groin) late addition to report
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THE Minnesota Vikings
BASED
You can only give me (You)s if your team won a Super Bowl
>green gay
KEK
whos /season already over/ here
Sup
Patriots 19-0 you heard it here
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST LET AN ACCUSED RAPIST PLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>49ers fan can't make a general correctly
big cringe
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST LET AN ACCUSED RAPIST PLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OJ > AB
no one cares about this "AB" kayfabe nonsense anymore. Like we get it he's a "heel"
Lamar Jackson >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Baker Memefield
And holy shit did you fail at making that post
Based Jimbo
>OJ > AB
Lmao. My favorite was the Ravens defeating the Lions 18-16 in 2013. Tucker scored all 18 points on 6 field goals, including a 61yd game winner
>posting the same post twice
Fag
>thing I don't like!
Was OJ the last good Bills player not named Incognito
Ray Rice < AB
>basedjak
The Chiefs/Raiders game will be the last NFL game ever played over a baseball diamond. This is the Raiders' last home game until November, by the time they get back the dirt on the baselines will be filled in with grass.
B- whore
>frizzy hair
Gross. Definitely a tranny
>basedface
>beard
>glasses
Every fucking time
>white people
>Indelible in the hippocampus
Oh I get it now, it's just like Pats fans with Tyreek Hill. heh good one
good, fucking hate having to look at that eyesore
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST LET ONE OF THE BEST WRS PLAY FOR THE BEST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>tfw no more based dirt field
Big sad
Julio and Hopkins never raped anyone except defenses
This thread really made me think I went to /pol/ for a second. Jesus.
Welcome to 4channel
Redskins. We had one good quarter and now it's all over
How much media asshurt will there be when AB catches 8 passes for 150/2TD
this Sunday?
lol please. It makes the nfl look like it's cheap and poor. Oakland is basically a homeless team.
>Foles lasted a SINGLE QUARTER as a starter
>Wentz had one of his best games
*blocks your path*
Jimmy from discord is a faggot
Eh. At least it's not seriously, definitely over like the Jets or Dolphins. You guys have a chance at breaking 4-12, unlike those two teams.
>talking about a football player’s availability to play is politics
Wintz has literally never played a sign snap in the postseason
>old and cheap
it's old charm is fond in my heart you zoomer bastard
>black qbs
>no more infield sacks
:(
Wentz always styles on the Skins. When he starts playing competent teams we'll see how good he looks
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST LET ONE OF THE BEST WRS PLAY FOR THE BEST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE!!!
Sad. It was an icon.
Nah. Check out the hip to shoulder measurements. Clearly a woman.
Still has a ring faggot
I think he was talking about all the wojak edits
JIMMY
ALL I KNOW IS
JIMMY
WE CAN GO WIN 5 GAMES
WE CAN CALL IT
JIMMY
PUT IT DOWN ON
JIMMY
PUT IT DOWN ON
JIMMY
Seething.
I didn't say the word "old" anywhere. Are you going senile? I said cheap and poor, not old and cheap.
How is it an eyesore? Nothing better than a bay area late summer storm putting a little water down on the mud and seeing a mud game. First the 'Stick and now the 'Seum. It's the end of an era. Yknow like over half the teams in the league shared fields at one point.
I agree
95429071
Thanks for the (You)
SUCKER
*rapes and continues along the path*
It's alright raider bros
We both have solid teams and I'm sure this Sunday's game will be a good competitive one that's sure to entertain
May the best team win
He won't even get 8 targets. If you want a realistic statline it would be
>4 catches 76 yards 1 td
Oakland is poor and the owners are fucking cheapskates always floating around like bums trying to grift a different city.
If that's an actual AB jersey, what a waste. It will eventually be worth a lot of money since he was on the Raiders for like 30 seconds.
rent free
DONT YOU KNOW THAT THE WORD OF A WOMAN IS INFALLIBLE? OF COURSE HE CANT PLAY
>going on discord
What's wrong with you? You some kinda anti white transsexual?
> 2 already hurt
Game on!
It's just tape bro chill. Besides it's a Raiders jersey he probably bought it in the parking lot.
Just draft a goddamn QB
My QB is top 5 right now though
Just do what the image says damn it
Hey who knows
We might meet in the postseason
I wish the raiders luck in their future endeavors and I wont be bitter if we lose because I'm not a little bitch and if we win I wont gloat because again I'm not a little bitch
can confirm
east oakland here
a homeless just spit in my face on the way home
AFTER i had lighted his cigarette!!
i had to immediately storm home
and my daughters (feline) thank goodness calmed me down now!!!
They'll bring it back (abeit poorly) in the new Raiders stadium for Nostalgia Night...and you can wear a Oakland A's Jersey for a free beer and a little plastic raiders helmet at the gate.
Classy, here's to a good game on sunday
I'm not a GM so I have no control over who they draft. I apologize for being a failure
Just like everything in vegas it will be fake and forced
Hunts ketchup is fucking disgusting and overrated. Red gold (pretty much the same price all around) tastes better than that slop.
>He doesn't realize once the Pats have a two td lead Bill will pull all his starters and just fuck with Miami for the entire rest of the game.
Good luck with those fantasy numbers on an offense notorious for giving nobodies the shine.
I now want to a fuck a female raiders fan
I'm a Heinz man myself but to each his own
Rip eddie money, he's in paradise now
*Drops trow and lays out a fat steaming log on her feet*
U leik dat bb? :^)
I didn't believe you. F
I kinda wish Tebow was still in the league
Imagine being a fucking ketchup snob. It's tomatoes and sugar/corn syrup you hipster assholes.
No you don't. You don't need venereal disease and meth in your life.
>MY MORAL SUPERIORITY IN A LEAGUE FULL OF NIGGER FELON SCUMBAGS!
Hate it or love it you have to respect ketchup
It's a stroke of American ingenuity
are you so stupid that you can't tell when something tastes better/different than other brands?
Precisely.
| said raiders, not Chiefs
Why do people act like he’s complete dog shit?
because for his entire career he wasn't this good
I only eat my steaks with mustard
>implying Brady won't have antonio try to hit his season goals in one game in case he gets suspended next week
>Three QBs listed
>Doesn't note which one he's crying about
Off yourself?
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST LET ONE OF THE BEST WRS PLAY FOR THE BEST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE!!!
Trying to be a snob about ketchup is like trying to be a "distinguished gentleman" about fucking cheez wiz and twinkies. Get the fuck out of here. It's literal junk food intended for children.
That article is from the 2018 season. In 2015, he was top 3 mvp candidate before injury in week 12. He has played that well before. Shows how much you know lmao
>stoolers
I dont think people are offended by that but rather they're offended by the way brown conducted himself about it
>12th best QB
>Good
lmao. He was mediocre at his absolute peak before Zac Taylor.
me on the bottom
Watson and Wentz are good, Dalton is mediocre, shame too because he looked good early on but Marvin wasted those years
Hi. My name is Patrick Mahomes and I am the best quarterback in the NFL. I just can't wait to BTFO the raidniggers this sunday. I am unstoppable. This year, I will lead the KANSAS CITY CHIEFS to their 2nd superb owl victory and there is nothing anyone can do about it lol. For all teams playing against me in 2019, get ready for the big L!
>has different spices
>has fresher ingredients (and is thus higher quality)
>hurdur no difference.
I bet youre one of those people who parade around how ghetto (trash) your meals are.
>putting ketchup on your QB
Honestly, I'm a mustard guy.
*goes 19-0 in your path*
Orange shows his absolute peak in 2015. That’s an mvp candidate right there
But he bought two tickets... Who is the second for??
are you... implying Kansas City has a bigger drug problem the the San Francisco BAY AREA
Woke: ketchup
Broke: mustard
Bespoke: honey mustard
>Incomplete sample
Not an MVP Candidate
Dalton has looked better since his first 4 years. Not his fault he plays with a dog shit o-line
Both have their problems, at least in Oakland it's all weed
shoulda never let Zeitler and your other G go
KCK does have a drug problem although not the degree of san Francisco
KCMO not so much
Missouri does struggle with meth and opioids but again it's not really comparable to san Francisco
>Zeitler
More like they shouldve never let WHITWORTH go
No one on this site gives a damn about that. It's the fact he was a total bitch to the Raiders that makes people dislike him.
MRI my leg and skip all practices if you disagree.
SF has heroin, meth and fentanyl shit, got family near there and they say you see one slumped every few days
I dont even know how people can eat that shit. The taste is far too overpowering and sour for my taste. Its about as voodoo as adding lemon juice to a fucking fish.
how are you feelin that the Oakland Señors are moving to Las Vegas?
I’m in a 12 man Standard Fantasy League. This week my opponents RB1 is Joe Mixon who is obviously nursing an ankle injury. However the bengals are being real quiet about it. He did a couple light drills on Friday and is now listed as questionable. The twist is, I have Gio Bernard on my bench and could definitely play him in flex. Idk why I’m patching myself out but I’d feel like such a retard if I played him and Mixon came out like he was fine all along. And considering it’s standard, if that’s the case Gio would probably not score me a lot of points. Thoughts? Advice? I appreciate you fools.
I wish people would stop bullying Carson.
Don't care where they go, as long as they're the raiders, I'll follow em
Hot take: Raiders vs Chiefs is actually going to be one of the best games this year.
Mixon will be a game time decision. Just keep an eye on it. Keep gio in the spot right now until you hear otherwise on sunday before the kickoff
Which NFL team is a bigger pile of shit organizationally: the Raiders, the Redskins, or the Jets?
The cardinals, that's a rough history
Easy
It's the Redskins
It would be the bucs if they didnt win it all in 2002. Shit, maybe still is the bucs. Cardinals is prob the right answer though
Idc that he went to the pats. And it makes sense why the Steelers didn’t want him to go there. It’s the fact that he was a cry baby and bitched and moaned and acted like an actual retarded nigger and still got exactly what he wanted. The organization itself should be embarrassed that they tolerated it (compared to other shit kek). It’s not uncommon for businesses to have social media SOPs these days. If the NFL wasn’t all about the lowest common denominator they could reel in a lot of these monkeys at least online
Redskins, hands down. Dan Snyder is bar none the worst owner in the league.
Fellas, I'm thinking of taking great odds on a bet my friend wants to make with me. Should I take it?
I bet 100 dollars. If the Patriots keep the Chiefs under 20 points, I win $500. If I lose, I lose the $100. Buddy is confident nobody will keep the Chiefs under 20 points this year. I think the Patriots have figured them out. Good bet, right?
Redskins or Jets. Raiders unironically look like they might be getting their shit together and will be a 7-9 to 9-7 team this year.
The Jets. They just put a mental patient in charge of their team after they fired the GM. Everyone already forgot that press conference where they guy was on speed or cocaine and chewing his face off
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They didn't even "figure them out" in the AFCCG, since the Chiefs still put up 31 points. The Pats won that game because the Chiefs had a putrid defense.
Does the Cadinals have any chance against the Ravens? I'm super tempted to bet.
Speed doesn't make you chew your face, it does mess up your sense of tine pasing though lol, meth and heroin make you "pick the bugs" off your face
?
If they won that coin flip they would have been playing in the super bowl and we both know it
I've seen this broken down comprehensively before and the cardinals are the worst franchise.
>They didn't even "figure them out" in the AFCCG,
0 points in the first half says otherwise. This time it will be two halves of 0 points.
I’m betting they score first with a field goal. They just gotta win the coin toss!!
yeah if all the ravens players die tomorrow
Wow, is that a BR cards fan?
Please don't get caught up in "if". We have no fucking clue what would have happened. Just like the Seahawks were GUARANTEED to score on the Patriots at the 1 yard line. Shit happens in football, don't presume anything. Nothing is guaranteed.
Which press conference?
They were guaranteed to score if they just ran the ball 4 times with the best rb in the NFC at the time
Raiders by 10.
Based
>Have played literally one game
>Already have 9 players on IR
They're currently given a 19% chance to win the game according to Nate Bronze/Cadmium/Cardboard. The Ravens are projected to win by 10 points.
So probably not. But the Cardinals have some upset potential and right now the Ravens are a bit of a question mark since everyone is overrating them for dabbing on the Dolphins. Making a modest bet isn't terrible. I wouldn't bet for them to outright win, but betting for them to beat the spread is a solid choice.
>18-1
Fixt
I’m also considering Mixon might be in a snap limit or tweak his ankle again and be taken out. I think I should just start him. My other option is Latavius Murray who I like for cheap TDs
theres no guarantee there either fucktard.
Nah. Goal Line stands happen. Yes, the odds are very stacked, but a 2% chance is still a 2% chance.
user Raiders are gonna make the playoffs this year.
>Have Cam Newton, a big, powerful QB
>Have Christian McCaffery, one of the best Runningbacks in football
Got that squared up, right? Here's the situation
>4th and inches very close to the goal line
>Down by one score late in the 4th
Of the following, which playcall do you choose?
>QB Sneak
>Jumbo Package Run
>Fake Philly Special
Statue of liberty
Congratulations, you're Norv Turner!
You have to watch it to see how fucking weird he is
5 wide
talk me out of it
The vegas stadium should introduce the dirt just for aesthetics-sake
A limited mixon will see more work than murray. Both have touchdown potential. Gotta go mixon
Kevin Gilbride, why are you on Yea Forums?
I think Lynch was one of the worst rushers from the red zone that year. Not surprising considering every defense he played stacked the box on him almost every play
>tfw every team in the league has figured out that all they need to do to beat our defense is just throw horizontally all the time to kill our pass rush
We have reached victims of our own success territory. We have lost so many coaches and so much personnel since Super Bowl 50 that everyone knows what makes >us tick now.
Adam Gase has been clear that memes are mind pollution. Please do not contribute to pollution.
Reminder that every attempt to make football “safer” has made it less entertaining
Reminder that football is literal bloodsport and every player knows what he signed up for
Reminder that if you give a single rat’s ass about muh player safety or muh CTE you are a soiboi
It’s between Gio Bernard and Murray. Mixons status is the X factor
Packers fan. Cardinals' odds are 6/1. I just don't think the Cardinals are that bad and the Ravens that good. Got a great amount with Tampa on thursday and I'm hopeful.
that there is what we call a failure to adapt
The Bucs completely shut down the Panthers' running game. McCaffrey was facing stacked boxes the entire night and was a non-factor.
This. The Cardinals and Titans have 0 bowl wins and only one owl appearance each. The Cardinals haven't won a championship since Truman was president and the Oilers/Titans NEVER have. Pretty pathetic franchises. And don't fool yourself this isn't going to change for either franchise any time soon.
If you don't believe in your two best offensive weapons ability to get less than a yard, why are you even coaching
Stop banging on my titties.
We literally changed to a 3-4 to improve our pass rush and yet the result is the same. Goff and Winston have both dinked and dunked us to death.
Gio > murray but if mixon is good to go, even if limited, Mixon all the way
cringe trannies hating on the based Tennessee Oilers
I don’t have mixon. I have Gio. My opponent this week has mixon. That’s why it’s a fun scenario.
It's NIXON you idiots. Richard Nixon.
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I always laughed so hard the first time watching this press conference lol
Thoughts on gardner's minshew?
Is he legit or just a flash in the pan?
So... you failed to adapt?
This. It made me lol before I rofled, and then I keked mightily after I yikesed and oofed.
Why? They deserve it. Bad franchise just as bad as any of them but the Browns and the Lions have to take all the heat. Meanwhile the Cardinals and Titans are old franchises skating by because of meme owl appearances that they lost
The Raiders have a CB with the last name Nixon
Utter meme. Jags aren't doing shit this year.
>NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T STEAL MY HOF WR REEEEEEEEEE
Fucking embarrassmenr to the AFC North. Browns fans too uppity niggers who genuinely think jiggaboo beckham isn't fragile garbage. Where my Bengals bros @?
The fuck?
why is he so fucking fat
Yeah but the Titans are rough and tough with their afropuffs and give top teams a punch in da mouf sometimes. The Lions are castrated mimes and the Browns are asspuppets.
Because he's Will Ferrell deep undercover studying for Talladega Nights 2 NFL Bugaloo.
>loses to the phins
EY stoolers u got ur asses lubed up and ready?
>all weed
You're joking right?
When are >we getting a good QB Titan bros
Wtf is wrong with his face?
>nu joker
>picked 3 times on sunday
Punt
Nah, I like Heath better. He died for that role. Fucking epic
You’re a bengals fan? Noice
That better be a Housh jersey, and not a Gresham jersey
trevor semen dont let me down
Bust or GOAT?
I'm sorry for this Sunday.
Based. Although it's probably going to be a high scoring game since >our secondary is quite possibly the worst in the league
If Bosa plays, Im worried. If he’s out, I’m not.
Fun fact: New England is favored to win every single game in the regular season, including all road games. Their toughest games are considered the Eagles(51% chance to win) and Ravens(52% chance to win).
The Chiefs only have 1 game on their schedule they aren't favored to win: New England, who they have an estimated 39% chance of beating.
>black qbs
Redpill opinion right here
Makes me wonder why Rusell Wilson Mutthomes and Dak are so good despite being black
Reminder that the Ratio of Good Black QBs to total Black QB's is astronomically higher than the ratio of good white QBs to total white QBs. Logically, mathematically, and scientifically speaking, your odds of getting a Good QB are significantly higher if you draft Black
>Man that opinion is so true and based and redpilled
>oh by the way, even though he stated it in absolutes, I can think of multiple exceptions. still based af though
based retard
It's your third string left tackle against Bosa and Dee Ford. It's not going to be fair.
imagine being this triggered by facts
I’m still stunned by how Tebow said college players need more prayer and not paid for doing their job and able to talk about the purity of NCAA college sports with a straight face.
Just saw Belichick's record before Brady
Are you fucking kidding me? 7 years in the league before Brady and he has one fucking playoff win. He did worse with Bledsoe than Parcells and Pete Carroll
And you clowns convinced me that a head coach like Mike Munchak was really the GOAT
Brady>Belichick
Oh, he's the mong in 97 in the middle.
Belichick's greatness just happened to coincide with Brady arriving. Pure coincidence.
2nd string. Cordy was supposed to be RT, and Jonah Williams was LT. Andre Smith is the backup LT. He held his own pretty well against Clowney though. But, yea, the o-line still isnt any good
are you bootyblasted colin?
McMeme and Brady used it against the Falcons in the owl
on 4th and inches?
Clowney isn't much of a pass rusher. It's going to be rough. The only thing that has me worried is how elite Dalton looked in that new system.
Loins will surprise everyone by beating the chorgers, Kerryon and Golladay will have BIG days
direct snap to CMC
letting scam get involved in the play at all was the mistake
>black QBs
see
>how elite dalton looked
That was with no Green too. But anyways, if u watched that game, Dalton couldve been picked off multiple times with the amount of batted balls at the line if scrimmage. The o-line was constantly pushed back into dalton’s grill. I expect maybe 2 strip sacks from san frans d-line on sunday. I also expect jimmy g to toss a couple ints
It was raining in Xeattle to be fair
How many black QBs have won a super bowl?
Two. Now, the number of Black QBs to Black Super Bowl winners is much more favorable than White QBs to white Super Bowl winners
Does Wilson even count for that?
Not because of the muttness, but because he also singlehandedly lost a super bowl, so is he back to 0?
1-1 doesn't equate to zero
Would that mean Shaq Mason only has one ring because he single handedly lost LII?
1-1=0 bro
I walked into that one
If the Lelphins actually trade Minkah, who gets him
>inb4 Pats
I wish Ross wasn't basically a coin flip right now, if he could consistently do what he did on those two TD receptions he'd be incredible. He also almost created an INT out of a completely catchable pass and just whiffed another one.
By that logic, Brady’s only won 3 rings
wouldn't that blame go on Pete for making the playcall
Cowspics on twitter are quoting some fish guy that dallas is talking to Miami about a trade.
the patriots.
lol no they wont. the lions suck total ass
to be fair, his run with the browns looked like it had potential until the owners announced the move.
I think that’s just how Ross is. Big time playmaker with unreliable hands. If he had better hands, he’d have potential to be top...idk, he also has issues staying healthy. But if he had better hands, he could be a potential top 5 receiver. Big IF though
Seahawks. They need him, they also have the draft capital to make it happen.
If Taylor keeps using him, hopefully he'll gain that reliability because every time watching Dalton target him gives me a migraine. Willis is more reliable, if not as explosive.
That weak excuse had been peddled around as worthwhile for far too long
If the Browns had won games, the moving announcement would have been considered a galvanizing event for a last hurrah. The truth was Belichick sucked, as usual back then, again
Hence the surprise
Yeah...
think the steelers would want a good safety? their secondary looked like it could be improved with just about anything, but would the dolphins trade to someone that's a scheduled opponent?
who cares? thats like saying a star wr (thats stuck on a losing team) is shit. what are the giants?
I remember the panthers game last year where Ross was directly responsible for 2 of andy’s ints because of his tendencies to develop stone hands. I want to see more of Boyd this week. Also, Eifert had a decent game for a guy coming off of his 5th season ending injury. 5 catches for 38 yards or something? That’s what u want to see from him. As the season goes on, those yards will increase. I mean, if he isnt injured by week 8
Popped a zit lads
They seem to be trying to preserve the best of Eifert, they were rotating him out with Uzomah every few series. Luckily Uzomah's not bad either, they've actually got a good TE pool now if Sample can start blocking more consistently.
The fuck is going on with this post? It's like purified retardation.
why is it always the jets who get embarrassing shit towards them?
>one day there we be no more outdoor games
It's a fucking illness. How is that embarrassing?
>James White out for the Dolphins game because his wife will be giving birth
Goddamn did all the Patriots players have raw sex during the playoff run last season? Is that why they played so well?
MONO. NIGGA WHO GETS MONO AS A FUCKING QB? ONLY THE JETS. WHO GETS A BUTTFUMBLE? ONLY THE FUCKING JETS
Confirmed fake. Saw that shit on rotoworld forums
New England escaped Olde England so that it could have sex
Sample has another difficult d-line to deal with this week so I dont really see that getting all too better
You fuck niggas have awoken the beast within Cam Big Dick Newton
He is about to set the league ablaze, there will be nothing but broken battered bodies beneath his feet
You brought this upon yourselves
#KEEP POUNDING
Iirc it was on an extra point
Where is based Old Bay at?
I miss his great takes.
Probably one of the top trips ever in this general. Bradysknee is still worthless and gay.
Yay or nay? Overall 12-4.
Post pic
We can all agree all those good trades and picks the eagles were getting away with all this time was from Joe Douglas, and not Howie Roseman right? Roseman been timid as fuck for going for trades for defensive players when available as of late despite the Eagles secondaries/linebackers being complete garbage.
>sweeping every team in NFCS but the Falcons
Whats up with that? they play the saints real close?
Put your trip on
You never watched a Saints-Falcons game before? They're almost always very close games, hardly ever does one team win by more than 1 score.
Terribly wrong faggot.
No way you beat dirty birds this year. Not even once. Yeah we lost a fluke game to start this year but you already got exposed last year when you got blown out by the cowspics lmao remember that? Hahahha still laughing at you. Bitch nigga Ryan will style all over your weak ass d.
28-3
Are you seriously talking shit Failcunt? At least my team rallied, came back and won instead of getting BTFO by the Viqueefs.
>Gaylanta Failcunts
Cam is a broken man. His career is over.
Which QBs are broken physically and mentally?
>Luck
>Newton
Idgi. That geek Sam Darnold might have won 1 game over the next 7 weeks anyway, so how did him being out "end" the season. Trevor Siemian is actually better than him and far more proven and if he wins the next 2 or 3 games he should remain the starter.
Eagles are in salary cap hell. They fucking can't go after players because they have to pay too many mouths.
Alex Smith
Rapistberger (soon)
sounds like a good reason to go after someone good with a small cap hit
Mono can take up to 9 months to recover from. Shit sucks.
are they really? Over the Cap says they have 24 million in cap space available.
Luck, he retired cuz of it
Newton is nearly there
Best games of the past few seasons.
you trust trevor more than sam? I know the whole experience shit exists, but sam did get better this preseason even though he had MONO during that sunday game (barely any big drives)
The first one from last year was a great game, especially Brees spinning to avoid a tackle and score.
I hope sam recovers. This could have him fucked up for years
>still hasn't shaken SB50
>will never return to form
>will be benched for a white qb before midseason
can always trade off their overpaid trash to a desperate team to fix that now can they not? But then again Philly does love the world of mediocrity in all of their sports.
>*Interrupts you confidently*
>Both him and Tua are on teams more loaded with NFL players than the Tim Tebow FL Gators.....but go head.
I've changed my mind on that show, it's secretly based as fuck but overshadowed by skeeup and shannon/Cowturd
shouldn't be kissing strippers then. he was far too young for this world.
>that foot stomp by 34
Honhonhon nigga u got shook by a white manlet.
Bruhs
Bitch ass nigga learn football. Vikings are legit contenders. Go look up the experts. They all say vikings have best d since 85 bears. We lost by a fluke you get blown out by weak ass teams. Lmao
Live in the past much faggots?
Imagine being a failcoon fan showing up here after everything that has happened
Why does New Orleans smell like feces?
Your city is disgusting. Go cry about hurricanes some more you worthless fuck
Yeah same, i put it on a few weeks ago at work. They were talking about something and this happened
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And all my left wing cunty coworkers just sat there and took it and were speechless afterwards. It was pretty fucking based because they couldn't prove him wrong and couldn't call him a racist.
Your team will never, ever recover from 28-3. This team bounced back from the meaningless miracle, and will bounce back from the no-call, even if they don't make it to the super bowl they will still bounce back. Can't say the same for Fatlanta, your team is doomed.
The entire NFCS could be replaced with a random selection of arena football teams and make for better TV.
who would you trade though?
The team is doing well and if you know of someone willing to jump ship and join the birds lets here it.
coward is garbage. sure, he makes some decent predictions, but that's about where it ends. he's a sports journo first and foremost and plays up the extreme reactionary point of view with very little concern for what early parts of seasons have to do with later parts. He also broadcasts on what is functionally a solo booth, so he doesn't have anyone calling him out like skeeup does, he just monologues into otherwise dead air
and possibly worst of all is that he's obviously two-faced. willing to talk a lot of shit about any player he feels performed badly, but if they ever show up as a guest, he has nothing but praise. it's really vile.
ტექსტია. იგი სტანდარტად 1500-იანი წლებიდან იქცა, როდესაც უცნობმა მბეჭდავმა ამწყობ დაზგაზე წიგნის საცდელი ეგზემპლარი დაბეჭდა. მისი ტექსტი არამარტო 5 საუკუნის მანძილზე შემორჩა, არამედ მან დღემდე, ელექტრონული ტიპოგრაფიის დრომდეც უცვლელად მოაღწია. განსაკუთრებული პოპულარობა მას 1960-იან ის ტიპის საგამომცემლო პროგრამებმა, რომლებშიც Lorem Ipsum-ის სხვადასხვა ვერსიები იყო ჩაშენებული.
რატომ ვიყენებთ მას?
ცნობილი ფაქტია, რომ გვერდის წაკითხვად შიგთავსს შეუძლია მკითხველის ყურადღება მიიზიდოს და დიზაინის აღქმაშიგადანაწილ ტექსტს, ვიდრე ერთიდაიგივე გამეორებადი სიტყვებია ხოლმე. შედეგად, ტექსტი ჩვეულებრივ ინგლისურს გავს, მისი წაითხვა კი შეუძლებელია. დღეს უამრავი პერსონალური საგამომცემლო პროგრამა და ვებგვერდი იყენებს გვიჩვენებენ. წლების
have any notable players ever committed suicide in the middle of their career?
>less than 48 hours until redzone with /spee/ again
can't wait lads see you Sunday
Fitzpatrick wants to jump ship, and they can send Nelson down to miami for him since he's pretty much done with the iggles now that it's the Jeffery/D-Jax show.
Nelson deserves better than to be put to the Dolphins. Howie would not do that to him.
>redzone
He fits the dolphin agenda, by that i mean he fumbles easy catches that are only 5 feet away from him. perfect for the modern dolphin team
>I have not watched Nelson Agoholor since 2016
Hey Miami
>Not praying in Jesus' name
Gonna doubt the effectiveness of this desu
>John 14:6
Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
He really streaky WR, but he underachieves more than anything. I mean how the fuck do you drop a fucking middle school tier pass.
2 point conversion, so 2 yards away
Again have you not seen him play since 2016? Not to mention when Alshon was out at the beginning of last year he was dang near catching everything.
Stafford, but he simply refuses to acknowledge it
see
Massive Bust.
>making fun of any other team's fragile nogs when your team has a string bean spear chucker who can only look good against Bama: NFL edition and will inevitably be heemed out of the league like every other
>beating the Jags
Bill is going to bounce AB soon enough. Just wait the investigation advances.
Chiefs are getting Fitzpatrick
>a lateral
L@Rams
W@Bears
L@g16Panthers
>24 million cap space left for the season
You now remember your favorite Tennessee Titan, Jake Locker
>tfw all the cazzies in nfl dont even watch late night PAC 12 games
you people make me sick.
>TB: Arians on Howard: 'He can play a lot better'
no one hates black TE's more than me but I thought howard was the greatest thing to happen to the bucs since alstott.
has he been dogshit?
I know his rookie season was garbage.
is brate outplaying him?
Nelson did fine last year, but I doubt any other team would risk him without serious need. Which is a shame because he has huge potential. It just took him awhile to get comfortable. He looked great the last two years under Wentz.
Will this fag retire?
28-12
>pats fans think they're going 16-0
>week 6
>NYG
>TNF
Daniel Jones first regular season appearance will be WEEK 6, against the NEW ENGLAND patriots. At Gilette.
Pats will lose. To Daniel Jones.
Their season ends 15-1.
for me its Blaine Gabbert
Lmao Man, idk where you're getting your info from, Independence especially is the Meth capital.
>takes the NFL by storm in your path
Say goodbye to that $100
He should so he can focus on his modelling career full time
>Home team has huge advantage on a shortened week
>The Patriots
>At Gilette
>On a thursday
Yeah I don't think that's gonna happen user
Fins fan checking in, wake me up when the draft comes around
remember the last week of last season when Jon Gruden said they were going to put up a fight then the game ended 35-3
This guy is the real baker mayfield
Why does he look like a 40yo coach
Daniel Jones already made an appearance in the regular season.
Bros. I think fitzmagic is going to ball out against the cheatriots. I think Fitzpatrick will have the game of his life
Think hes talking about crazy eyes gase
They will put in Antonio Brown in to make the tackle and he won't have the angle
>works out naked
>attended defensive meetings
>Second highest Wonderlic of his draft class
>his combine interview: "Yeah, I know. I'm too short, I'm too slow and my arm is not good enough. But I just went to Washington State and won 11 games."
I'm thinking he's based.
Anyone got AB's vid of the call with gruden? he made it private on youtube rofl
10 TDs 1000+ yards and then he retires?
Minshew's dad bod makes him almost impervious to injury.
>Gardner Minshew II
>II
>there is no Gardner Minshew I
His grandfather wanted to name him Beowulf. Honest to god.
Joey Bosa
mustard is utterly based. Stone ground > dijon > 'brown' > flavored > yellow
Based
>Nick Mullens 2.0
all hype will be lost when the tape rolls out
Packers will beat the Vikings this week. See you shitposters next week
>comparing Mullens to this
This is the ideal male body
based
Dolphins will beat the Patriots. Bet your life on it
I suppose you would, but you don't have one.
Based kiwi
cope
Over what? A tanking Miami?
It doesn't matter how bad the Dolphins are. When Brady is in Miami he's more shit than usual. He'll throw multiple picks to cost them the game
cope
Is it Sunday yet
Dolphins stadium is literally the only building in earth has a losing record and it isnt even close (7-10) also fun fact super bowl is at miamis stadium this year too
No, but it's Saturday.
>he doesn't remember 2007 when the Pats ran up the score every game with just Moss and Welker
Brady has never had this level of elite depth at WR, and it's his final year under contract, and this is probably AB's only year as a Patriot, and Bob Kraft and AB just had his name dragged through the mud. Sunday's game will be very telling. If the Pats win by 3 or 4 scores then get ready for the Tom Brady 19-0 Fuck You Farewell Tour
>Dolphins stadium is literally the only building in earth has a losing record and it isnt even close
Brady is 4-7 in Denver
>only 1 more day
Be that as it may, the Dolphins are categorically awful this year.
Brady isnt retiring after this season is he?
Only chance is if he goes 19-0
Brady doesn't want any ride off into the sun bullshit; he's playing as long as he can
Fpbp
>he thinks Tua is going to save the franchise
Just find a new team for a while. The Dolphins are going to need 3-4 years to get their shit together.
This. If Brady gies 19-0 it's more likely he'll think "Maybe I go 19-0 two seasons in a row" and play more instead of retiring.
Fucker likes football way too much.
who tf is he going to throw to? besides the corners and safeties of the pats?
>How does name succession work?
the meth in new zealand must fiiiiiiiiiiiire
>he doesn't know that in addition to having the most comically overpowered offense in the league, the Patriots might also have the best defense in the league
>tfw just coomed
>the last team to have both the No. 1 offense and No. 1 defense missed the playoffs
Uh oh
>most comically overpowered offense in the league
lol based on what? they got Brown and a deep backfield?
you retards are no different than media ""analysts"". literally one game and a team's either godlike or a complete failure.
people look at me crazy when I say Brady is most likely gonna play until he is 50.
I'm being dead serious
Barring any major injury, that is likely when he will finally hang it up
>yfw da bears win da superb owl
>Barring any major injury
that's just it though, sonny. those joints don't last forever.
>Why do people act like he’s complete dog shit?
Dalton? People probably react that way because of how poorly he’s played in the playoffs.
That's my quarterback
The funniest part is all the buttblasted patriot haters slamming the Patriots for stuff that Brown is alleged to have done while he was with the Steelers.
While the Redskins under Snyder are probably the most dysfunctional organization at the moment, I’m gonna go with the Jets simply because of how prolonged the futility and dysfunction has been.
Speak For Yourself | Mark Schlereth explains why Dak Prescott can lead the Cowboys to the Super Bowl
C. Helicopter
Find a new team ? What am I a faggot ?
more based than most "people" who enjoy this sport
Doug Williams. 18/29 for 340 yds, 4 TDs and 1 INT in a 42-10 victory over the Broncos in SBXXII
I wouldn't be so sure chiefs bro, not because the raiders are actually GOOD this year. No, no win is safe for a chiefs fan
Based Dane, fuck em bandwagoners that switch teams left and right
>*Blocks your path*
Raiders 24
Chiefs 48
>2008 was 11 years ago
Dak is an elite QB. Hurry up and pay him Jerry before he gets even more expensive.
Now hol up skeeeup
>tfw you realize you will never get to see the Oilers throwback jerseys again.
It hurts bad, friend.
Holy shit blacks were right about you whites
More like fins fan checking out. This franchise is so fucked. Tanking is one thing but giving up tunsil and now Fitzpatrick, too, makes zero sense. I'm done with football
what the fuck are the lelphins tanking for?
>total defense
Saints Falcons deserves 1000 times the hype that NFC and AFC north rivalry games get every season
my coworker just said jokes are statements, what's your opinion?
How do you know hes white Zheng?
Pretty sure he doesnt last the season. Even he seems to be hinting towards this
Saints-Falcons is one of the best rivalries hands down
Shit in their coffee, it's a statement about their shitty opinion
At this point I don't even know anymore
Why the fuck are they are shopping Fitzpatrick? Didn’t they draft him just last year? As a Texans fan, I still don’t understand why the Dolphins traded Tunsil to us. Yeah, the Dolphins managed extract a bunch of high picks from us but a good left tackle is hard to come by and is a great piece to have when laying a new foundation.
Why does this cum sipper meme guy for sbnation not say the redskins but says the Chiefs and that's >his team
I know they're retarded videos but it's 6 am and I can't sleep
Jon bois?
yeah him, even that jew they got is in better videos
Feel bad for the quarterback that we do draft. Will have literally no o-line
I like jon, but then again I guess it isnt because of him. I like the stories he tells. Whenever he switches to his own joke/opinion I just kind of ignore it for the good story bits. his editing is also pretty nice
but for the most part, yeah I agree with you. Especially about the jew being better
Should Oakland grab Fitzpatrick now that Abram is out for season?
Who is this exotic beauty?
I feel bad for us, the fans. And I feel even more bad for the fans who got season tickets. They gut fucked hard.
Tom was great football stock before he ever was a great player, he had the right amount of potential to be molded into the pefect weapon for Bill's gameplan and he wouldn't have amounted to shit without the right QB coach. It's the perfect master-disciple relationship. Why do you think they kiss each other on the lips?
How are people still buying into the Fitzmagic meme after all these years
>but a good left tackle is hard to come by
Which is why the Dolphins are still looking. Tunsil is dogshit.
Why can't Fitzpatrick stick with a team? The world's smartest football player you'd think he could find a place to set up shop
No homo but he kinda looks like a chad and chads get more breaks in life
>Why can't Fitzpatrick stick with a team?
Because he only has about 3 wins tops in him per season
We're talking about minkah not Ryan Fitzpatrick.
Tunsil is one of the most promising left tackles in the league, retard
oh my bad. I'm too used to seeing people ask for Carr to be replaced
Based on how the Dolphins have been drafting the past few years I get the feeling we are gonna see a repeat of the Sashi Brown show where the GM moves assets to accumulate tons of draft picks that are then squandered on bad players
IT'S BEEN FIVE MINUTES. WHERE IS MY FUCKING NEWS ON ANTONIO BROWN?
He meant Minkah Fitzpatrick the safety...
He does play free safety sometimes, but his best position is slot corner.
Who can I be a starter for?
>How are people still buying into the Fitzmagic meme after all these years
Because it’s funny
>Why can't Fitzpatrick stick with a team?
He’s too streaky and inconsistent to be a franchise QB. You never know which Fitzpatrick you will see on game day. Will you see the Texans Fitzpatrick that throws 24/33 for 358 yds, 6 TDs and no INTs against the Titans, or will you see the Jets Fitzpatrick that throws 20/44 for 188 yds, 0 TDs and 6 INTs against the Chiefs?
Based on what we heard this past week, it's possible Fitzpatrick is one of the "players who wanted their agents to engineer a trade out of Miami". Of course we won't know that until later if it's true.
They Dolphins already gave him permission to seek a trade pretty sure
The Browns.
Looks more like Ravens material to me.
Minkah to the Bengals, please god we need the help
Bucs (QB)
But Jameis really is a 'based retard'
What's the best season of Hard Knocks? I feel like this year was Jon Gruden, the show and I didn't like it, but I haven't watched any other seasons.
>Not liking Jon Gruden
Get fucked
The previous season with the Browns, dead serious. The organization was such a shitshow at the time.
>Hue telling Mayfield he would sit behind Tyrod Taylor
>the fight for control between Hue and Todd Haley
>the general mood of the team after 0-16
Man, Rosen has gotta be wondering why God hates him. Gets stuck on shitty team with no o-line and a front office trying to tank for the 1st pick in the draft two years in a row. Fuckin brutal
Why'd the Dolphins trade for Rosen anyway? Waste of draft picks desu
>why God hates him
Isn't that the age-old plight of his people? He'll get through it
>Rejects Christ
Enough said, really
The Jets season with Rex Ryan
>Liking Jon Gruden
Get cucked
yeah it's like he's cursed or something...
I think the Rosen trade was pretty much a win win. Miami got a potential franchise qb for a pretty low price and Rosen can promote himself for other teams, if Miami drafts another qb. However I don't like his personality and I don't think he can be a leader. Anyway, I think Flores should play him as a started to see what he got
With Flores selling the Oline piece by piece, he's probably keeping Fitzmagic out there in order to avoid breaking him early
It's sad that Miami is basically the only challenge the Patriots have for the first 8 weeks and they seem to be in full tank mode.
I’m an eagles fan and I like sucking dick! Go birds!
Based cocksucker.
hi Tiki
Tiki is a chad boys fan though
>eagles fan
>gay
Who would have thought? I only suck dicks when they're feminine. Cowboys fan, btw.
noooooo he made fun of daddy???? wtffff!!!! >_< ugh......
>Miami got a potential franchise qb for a pretty low price
And then they immediately dismantled what was left of their o-line, insuring he gets a front row seat to the Tim Couch/David Carr experience.
It’s over vicucks, your rookie shit cb is going to get targeted everytime godger has the chance
Yes, you're right. I was just explaining the Rosen trade and why I thought it was a good trade at the time. But now I don't get what the front office is doing. Tunsil and Minkah were both on a rookie contract and two players which could have been the foundation of new, rebuilt team.
what kind of nigga grows up idolizing Aaron Rodgers lmao
Fitzpatrick to Steelers deal will be completed today. 2020 2nd and Artie Burns going back to Miami.
Gay niggers
A gay ass one obviously
>Tunsil and Minkah were both on a rookie contract and two players which could have been the foundation of new, rebuilt team
Exactly! We’re both in agreement, friend.
>Grew up wanting Aaron’s balls
...
Sounds like a faggot nigger.
I wish I had a gf
I know it sucked to play on and killed players but that shit was kino
I predict the Las Vegas Raiders will have sporadic 'throwback' games and put an artificial and soulless washed-out baseball diamond on the field.
Doing that would be so dumb
new thread lads
Cardinals.
>oldest team in the league.
>longest championship drought in the league.
>no super bowls.