/nrl/ - Super Saturday Finals Edition

>Melbourne vs. Canberra
5:40pm at Marvel TM PTY. LTD. Stadium

>Manly vs. Cronulla
7:50pm at Asbestosland
Elimination final

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>the absolute state of origin

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decent job OP

A fair bit if effort went into this one. Glad you liked it.

Raider Gods

Look at those titties

don't blaspheme and Canberra will win because of the Storm using that iconography of the false god Thor

Lol this community died after sean and ivan left

Who and who?

couple of norths supporters that got mad when manly and the nrl fucked them over

Ah watch the impossible kid, everything that he touch turns promptly to shit/If I zoom on out I can finally admit,it'sallbeenablursince'Mugotsick

Twists and turns and turns and twists.

God I hope Melbourne, Cronulla and Parramatta win.

Based Roosters recruited their fullback from the Lingerie Football Legaue

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Uhhh how many of the current NRLW alumni played in the LFL when it was active in 2013-14?

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Why did it die lads?

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Kick off now ladies

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>Melbourne has a stadium named after fucking MARVEL

Get it together ffs

It's pretty pathetic

I only saw about 30s of the roosters warriors match and someone got heemed. Who was it?

Great try save and post tackle wedgie from Kirra

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It's being played at AAMI Park, not marvel stadium. Why would you post this?

Hannah Southwell

Don't think hollywood ruan is pulling her weight ladies

WHO IS THIS ANGEL!!

Fat Dani

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>raiders benching papali
Cringe

Might have to take big Vonnie out of the brapstable for a canter lads

So are Penrith just the Eels feeder team or something

Wtf is happening?

What the fuck happened to BJ my boomer dad switched it to the racing as that happened

Storm now taking out players with pyrotechnics

Love Virgin here, why are girls jiggly?

Storm SHOOK

BFT spotted

both fullbacks are pretty cute

WalkGOD has given us a good game here lads

Took a firework to the eye

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Where’s the crowd

You are the crowd

Poorm are petrolled and shook

so many raiders fans here. Look at all that green all around the stadium!

Eyeball play by play
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>trying to squish the turkroach with your boot
Bit of casual racism there lads

twitter.com/NRLonNine/status/1172778837635035136

This thread is fucking dead lmao. Just like this sport.

Based KILL ALL POORM

Not dead looks like just us virgins are ITT

>contric has bleed through all canberras towels

melcucks shook asf

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Who does the loser from this game play

There are no losers. We are all winners in our own way.

SHOOK
COOKED

t. Bill Shorten

Good work from BFT there. Great quick call.

I am unquestionably a loser

Fucking coconuts

miss

>unquestionably
I like your winning confidence

Is losing your last regular season game a big brain move?

>taking the zero twice

fucking pussies, hate cunts who take the two whenever

it's pronounced poo, freshie

The absolute STATE of the gayders

Shoot that stupid cunt

Just dropping by to say the referees really helping the raiders this game. Not doing a very subtle job of hiding the match fixing either.

>Raiders taking the zero
Which level of chess are these guys playing on?

>bundaberg rum ad telling you to drink water
I'm confused

Not convinced on the zinger pie

>finish top four
>win three games
It's really not that hard lads

Weird how it's always storm games that have incredibly high penalty counts hey

hey

CULLINGUS UH
RICHO CUH
NIGHTSHIFT’S MUM YUH

Refball

Based retarded pom

soft but really really dumb from odgeson

More refball

lol Klein lives in a clown world

Just rip your arm off at the shoulder bro

CNK looks rather handsome now lads

Nah mate looked better with the locks. Made his massive nose look less prominent.

>you now remember every other storm game in melbourne

I remember you

i remember pooltroll

How can they be so shameless about this poorm refball

I don't even watch Rugby but I just want to see the Melbourne Storm dab on the Canberra cucks.

Are they gonna win lads?

Is there a 3rd half to come after this one?

Sorry boys but BFT just missed a shocking forward pass there

More poorm cheating

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Where were the unions?

well fuck

RAIDGODS
RAIDGODS

>that half second pause where his coconut brain can't even comprehend he has the ball

final score 12-11 calling it now

AhhhahahhhhhahhhhahhhhahhhhhahAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH

Get fucked pozzedbourne

>underestimating storm refball

hnnnnnnnnngggggggg dat tummy

Based bald touchie

love me some NRL refball

Based gambling touchie

>the call that saved Europe

>male touchie makes mistake
As expected but he's also our guy

Smellsperm

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

absolutely based touchie

take the 2 boys

>smith literally spewing

>Male Touchie ruins a whole team's chances

More evidence we need more based females in the game

*minor premiers*

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No Storm vs Roosters final now lads

>Either Canberra, Souths, Cronulla or Manly will make the Grand Final

Absolutely fucking based

should of been penalty there for intentional forward pass into the crowd

>people unironically doubted the Roosters vs Souths grand final script

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*doesn't watch shitty boring sharts game*

Why are people who live near a beach such cunts?

Ha! That’s the dummy script m8. Real script is Canberra vs Eels GF.

Absolutely fucking based

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AND THEY SAY THAT A HERO CAN SAVE US..

should have gone to specsavers

As a Souths fan I should want Manly to win right?

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Fuck yes fuck poorm.
Fuck you for wanted Poosters Poorm GF

Refball

dont they storm get another chance

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Moar penalty’s for raiders to win off, absolute shit game

Holy fucking based

haha good one Joey

souths customer should want pooly and sharts to kill each other

I've got a mate whose been casing footy mad fans in the shire for the last week, he's got a van and right now he's getting jewelry, cash and what ever else he can get while they are at this game LOL

Hoping for broncos to win fuck all nsw teams

Excellent post

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storm get another chance

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>rabs yelling so hard he fucked the mic

where is nightshite?

Sorry I didn't hear that because I'm not poor and can afford based foxtel.

Pretty sure they do, because next week all teams that won won’t play till the week after

>fatfata

Based Premiership winner Api Koroisau

Can I stay in one of your summer houses please based rich user

HOLY FUCKING BASED POST
XDXDXDXDXDXDXD
HAHAHAHAHHA
KEKEKEKEKEK

no

>inb4 based Nikora scores the comeback tey

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2 NSW teams already in the Grand Final qualifiers.

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More like Nigora

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BroncGODs play tomorrow champ.

>canberra
>nsw

>yfw Broncos get refballed to a victory so that next weeks semi is in Peemsland

Petrolled

Brisbane would play in Melbourne champ

>implying Melbcucks won't ban them from entering because they're too manly

I invented the champ meme champ

Roosters-tier performance from Manly

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P O O A R K S

Don't care for womanly but love seeing cucknulla getting btfo

see ya Gal it’s been real

Trivia from my tooheys bottle cap lads

Q: Which track double did Betty Cuthbert complete at the 1956 Olympics?

Well, looks like its an Easts vs Manly grand final

...

*jaws theme starts playing*

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>johnshit

Reminder that the Warriors have the best mascot

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and Cowboys have the best sluts

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giv stream

Tourist.
We respect women around here. Now if those pretty girls who are adults want to have consensual sex with members of the opposite or same sex they are allowed to and shouldn't stigmatized for it. So please with your next post respect woman they're better than us for example BFT and women footy players. Thank you for reading and don't take my post as being ironic because it is NOT.

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I'd say that's the Titans

now giv username and password

WalkGOD
broncGOD69

Manly have the worst home ground music

johnshit

>poorm seething

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kek

is that nightshit?

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What other viewing options does she come with?

dorothy just killed the wicked witch lads

Umm, SPOILERS???

bag over head

sorry i got too excited watching that

I forgive you try and apply yourself next time though

So glad we aren't getting a Storm/Roosters final. Fuck those 2 sides. Gonna be cheering for the Faders.

FINna boutta do it to ‘em

Why would anyone have thought taking the poo then would have been a good idea

>DCE overruling the coach on taking the poo
absolutely based

Daly Xerri-Evans

DCE knows best

SORRY IM LATE LADS BEEN ON THE BEER
FUCK THE STORM
UP THE RAIDGODS

Woah you've had 2 beers in the last 3 hours slow down cowboy

[spoiler]who gets drunk off beer?[/spoiler]

Aren't you a sick cunt you stupid victorian faggot lmao

I don't drink alcohol.

You also don’t have sex.

Fuckin' got this cunt dialed in. Look at how he reacted. What fucking lightweight. What did you have 2 of? XXXX?

I don't have sex.

Pooarks are petrolled

>sharts

I do but I pay for it :(

and your mum expects 2 donuts, shit ain't cheap man

>all the good peems are winning
What is happening. If broncGODS win then it's settled. NRL is redeemed.

Everyone pays for it one way or another

I don't pay for it since I don't have it.

True. I might have got off on it cheap. 240 for an hour was probably cheap. I would have never got a girl like that. 3 dates, the last two probably being the most expensive and not 100% going to get sex. Prozzies lads it's how to do it.

How much do I have to pay to have a girl cuddle with me in bed while we cheer on the BRONCGODS to finals success

probably pretty cheap but I'm new to the prozzie game. 100-150 I think. but games last longer than an hour so you'd have to negotiate

>womanly

ah yes galen with the final conversion

Is there a Kangaroos train on squad this year?

Does jake know that there's supposed to be gaps between words?

Where do you live to get an hour for 240? Sydney is way more expensive than that

asians

could get an hour with a pretty tight looking chick for 200 bucks in my no where cenny coast place where are you looking? escortsandbabes is good

How many No-Doz and Sudafed is Jakey T on?

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True. But its worth paying the extra then anyway.

Might have to go to cenny. Escorts and babes usually. In sydney its like 300 hr minimum for anything decent. But theres way more variety in Sydney than cenny i guess

Kek. Was thinking that after the interview

So the narrative this year is the raiders are back?

Sharks fan but this interview is elite as fuck. I can tell this guy loves his mum and kicks field goals

who do you reckon the wolf is on the masked singer?

When can we expect sex tapes to get leaked sabotaging teams pre big finals games?

The week before their team plays them

Plays the roosters i mean

*dabs*

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Narrative will be if the Roosters beat you by less than 20 points it counts as a moral victory

Free-o's fat thighs on display on the couch

based

Souths vs. Manly is going to be fun