/hoc/

Reminder that the Edmonton Oilers logo's colour scheme is based on that of Gulf Oil

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reminder that oilers suck cock lol

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i still don't know what sounds they really make. all videos of this are with fake sound.

reminder that I don't like the Oilers
>i'm glad jesse left

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Did you know in America they called Esso, Exxon.

/hoc/ is a /beav/ general

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reminder
the jets are gay

shrill and high and funny as shit
youtube.com/watch?v=hsnFsXFO7eY

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go knights (official team of /hoc/)

reminder that the jets are NOT gay and even if they were there would be nothing wrong with that

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Didn't know that. Thanks for telling me

go knights but the opposite

come knights

>rags

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they don't make gas stations like they used to

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quads checked. absolutely based

baste

/ott/ is king of /hoc/

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would love to pound latvia’s tight bootyhole
also go knights

I saw patrik laine gargle wheeler's balls, not that there is anything wrong with that

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reminder that /beav/ is both king of the forest and undisputed king of /hoc/

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>gets fucked up by otters 10 times out of 10

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kys

BIG DIC /cric/
SMOL COC /hoc/

POST MORE SHITTY FORCED MEME GUYS ARENT WE SO RANDOM LOL
hockey

post beavers to banish /ott/ from /hoc/ forever

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No

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They changed to that after the Standard Oil trust was busted.

not going to work

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sounds like you could use some tinned fish steaks

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based, fuck beavers

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bit redundant to announce you're gay twice in the same post

Munchen Beaver, frank ly

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kek

Why haven't the Oilels gotten a new GM yet?

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but they have

/ott/ is everywhere

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only one of those things I said was gay and there’s nothing wrong with being a gay knights fan :^)

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How has their front office remained so laughable then?

/beav/ has been very good to /hoc/

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some dude named Nick Achilles graffitied his name and "google" on the bus

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>Darren Dreger @DarrenDreger
>Now getting the sense the Leafs are closing in on a Marner extension.
>Sounding like a 6 year term. Not official.

>Darren Dreger @DarrenDreger
>Now getting the sense the Leafs are closing in on a Marner extension.
>Sounding like a 6 year term. Not official.

>Darren Dreger @DarrenDreger
>Now getting the sense the Leafs are closing in on a Marner extension.
>Sounding like a 6 year term. Not official.

>Darren Dreger @DarrenDreger
>Now getting the sense the Leafs are closing in on a Marner extension.
>Sounding like a 6 year term. Not official.

fuck otters and beavers too, there I said it

/ott/ is better to /hoc/

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the twink gm has done it

Darren Dreger couldn't report yesterday's weather

god this thread is off to a horrible start

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he's been saying that all god damn day.

look at these beavers
youtube.com/watch?v=HG2koKrkdPA

post >yfw the Laffs signed him to 14M+ AAV

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>slides past the envious beav
Get back to building damns for my lake wagies

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this is the post

>Darren Dreger @DarrenDreger
>Let’s be clear. It’s not done yet. Negotiations at this level are always delicate until signed. No official agreement yet.

and you're gonna look him up and pay him to blow you
I've seen this story before, wear protection

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>otters and beavers
/hoc/ is a dog general

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from the man who said earlier today that "it could happen this week or it could drag into october"

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TGIF

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otters do that better

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hoping a few of us lads would rally and call him a fag or something

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no, we all think you should fuck him
you know, that, or go fuck yourself

/ott/ is comfy

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haven't had a frozen pizza in forever but I got a digiorno rising crust supreme I'm gonna make tonight because my new toaster oven came with a pizza "stone" that's metal

Making an actual /hoc/post here.
Brace yourselves.

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another feather in master negotiator Kyle's cap

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jannies really need to come clean up these otters where are those fags when you need them

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i could use a snack

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Based, I use a ceramic pizza stone for mine. Be careful with the steel one, it will cook the pizza faster than it says on the box, so keep an eye on it.

embarrassed for poopeeland desu

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thank you for that insight I will monitor it instead of just setting a timer

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clean your beaver, ma'am
don't make me find an inspector

/hoc/ also Yea Forumsan/

>the fat disgusting b*av
>the slender handsome /ott/

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>marner being the first RFA to sign
i swear if all these fucking rfas and agents were waiting for him, jesus christ

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LAINEATION LOCK IN (Work out, 8 pack for supper)

poopeeland will run out soon

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>>>/hoc/sp/an/k/
for serious outdoors man

>Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC
>Marner 6 years in TOR. Done

>Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC
>Marner 6 years in TOR. Done

>Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC
>Marner 6 years in TOR. Done

>Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC
>Marner 6 years in TOR. Done

>Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC
>Marner 6 years in TOR. Done

It's actually confirmed now. 6 years, no number yet.

ZOOMER BTFO

just getting started desu

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For the dude that was asking me about Marmer's status yesterday
there ya go

I know it's confirmed, but the other 7-8 aren't

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cute

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has anything happened to Laine?

It was unironically a different time, a better time. A time when s o y filled faggots like you got beat up publically.

On why Kevin costner became an actor

My dog barked this morning and I could've sworn it sounded like "Laine to the Panthers for Trocheck, Matheson, Tippet + a pick" but I think I had too much coffee.

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so did dubass win?

You did imbibe of the caffeine product most heavily, Poopeelunde
take a break, Sun

what? 129 posts in 30 min? in the off season? autism?

not the same kiwi lad look at the timestamps

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>Darren Dreger @DarrenDreger
>Marner extension with Toronto is 6 years, just shy of $11 mil aav.

>Darren Dreger @DarrenDreger
>Marner extension with Toronto is 6 years, just shy of $11 mil aav.

>Darren Dreger @DarrenDreger
>Marner extension with Toronto is 6 years, just shy of $11 mil aav.

>Darren Dreger @DarrenDreger
>Marner extension with Toronto is 6 years, just shy of $11 mil aav.

>Darren Dreger @DarrenDreger
>Marner extension with Toronto is 6 years, just shy of $11 mil aav.

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poopeeland only has shit flightless birds. he doesnt even have beavs

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nice beavers you guys have

how could daddy marner and his agent fuck up so badly

you already used this one m8

>having to scour google for more otter pics
pathetic. youre weak

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Did Eberle have a stroke?

im not though

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>poopeelad
didn't know he was a schizo

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beaver_eradication_in_Tierra_del_Fuego

munchen them beaves in patagonia

today they learned that assists truly are only worth half a point

>Darren Dreger @DarrenDreger
>To be precise. Marners AAV is $10.893 x 6 years.

>Darren Dreger @DarrenDreger
>To be precise. Marners AAV is $10.893 x 6 years.

>Darren Dreger @DarrenDreger
>To be precise. Marners AAV is $10.893 x 6 years.

>they actually gave him 10M+
kek

KEK

The off season is over retard, training camps have already opened.

hockey in 2 days

>he doesnt know about the illegal kiwi beaver trade

didn't feature dreger as a hebrew suriname, but look how precise he wants to be

>w e
>c a n
>a n d
>w e
>w i l l
good lord the twink actually did it

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excuse the brainlet question but how do they have the money to sign him? capfriendly says their projected cap hit is $95 mil and $14 in LTIR

marner got btfo in this deal. he got put in his place

likely counting on a lockout to kill the contract
>if that's a thing, I dunno, just guessing, call me a faggot

cute doggo

95 - 14

They don't, they will need to move pieces or risk penalty

"Who needs defense anyway"

-Toronto Maple Leafs

then why are you spamming this thread instead of talking hockey? sad.

>Tierra del Fuego

fug now I want to watch Survivorman

+ 10

ltir

whoops looks like they already updated the hit with his unconfirmed contract

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Laine to _____

Karpat

hello yes is this the general for kiwis and nz related discussionS?

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No that's that place for queers, /cric/

this general is for the discussion of otters

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looks like /ott/ wins

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why yes i am desperate for human interaction so i post in threads about sports i have no interest in just because the thread seems pretty fast and has 31 posters in it

how could you tell

this is A discussion forum for the entire community to discuss all things ice hockey and related
>So... yes?

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>we had the most dedicated autistic spammers ha ha that means we win

the absolute STATISTIC of the twink gm

Saddam Hussein

theres a hundred boards on here

he won though

What??
no, that's crazy.. count them for me...

yea, welcome to 4channel

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seen you around
unironically consider suicide

Marner the 2nd highest paid winger in the league behind Panarin

>Signed top line to AAV 34 million, almost half the cap

will be extra delicious when they lose to boston again

i would never kill myself knowing canadians actually exist lmao. being canadian is a fate worse than death.

95426662
Your trip and flag

knowing canadians exist make me feel so much better about my own existence on this hellscape of a planet.

Repeating digits and Reilly is given the C

thinking of filtering a certain trip itt

>tripfaggotry

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leafs window just closed shut

I count 70 + 3 hidden boards. Close enough. IDK I only browse about 6 or 7 at best, only 2 on a regular basis.

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i hope based kapanen gets out of there lads

not a chance in hell, maplenigger.

HEY You know what would be fun, /hoc/???
Some actual hockey to what late at night
I can't wait for the next week to begin
>somebody please knock me the fuck out until Sunday afternoon, FUCK

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>the tourists are back

they have another year or two but they are screwed goaltending wise if andersson ever goes down

josh is such a gay name

Bold prediction: Laffs get past first round this year because Bruins regress

glad my country makes third world australians worked into a shoot. dont bother replying, I'll be asleep by the time your internet loads this post

kiwi aren't strayan
barely human

there is an australian tripfag itt

>preseason hockey

yikes

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their blueline is already butt and muzzin, barrie, and ceci are ufa's next year
it's this year or bust

The only thing of note that came out of Australia is Rupert Murdoch and he renounced his citizenship from that shithole lmao

You know what, I'm gonna forgive you, cause the Lord wants me to do that and be a better person
go bless yourself, Faggot

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>Ceci
yup its bust

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They never had a window open in the first place

A listing of the provinces and their official mottoes and translations is as follows:
Alberta: Freedom to Create, Spirit to Achieve
British Columbia: Splendor Sine Occasu ("Splendour without diminishment")
Manitoba: no official motto
New Brunswick: Spem Reduxit ("Hope was restored")
Newfoundland: Quaerite Prime Regnum Dei ("Seek ye first the Kingdom of God")
Nova Scotia: Munit Haec et Altera Vincit ("One defends and the other conquers")
Ontario: Ut Incepit Fidelis Sic Permanet ("Loyal it began, loyal it remains")
Prince Edward Island: Parva Sub Ingenti ("The small under the protection of the great")
Québec: Je me souviens ("I remember")
Saskatchewan: no official motto

>watching a bunch of shitters who won't make the team play try hard while the regulars go half speed

No thanks.

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>barrie
sidegrade from Gardiner
>Ceci
lol

Another first round exit, if they even make the playoffs

Bolder prediction, Laffs make WC and are eliminated in 5 games leading to Babcock firing.

you guys bullshit so much I didn't realize bitch marinera actually signed a 6 year deal. I thought you retards were just memeing like usual

one memes his own truth

>he cant tell what's real or fake
I think theres only one retard here

I'm Canadian and had no idea

Alberta's motto is "Fortis et Liber" it's latin for strong and free (from the national anthem)

dat deep, Binlan

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shut the fuck up finnish clown

i'll clean your fucking clock

>Québec: Je me souviens ("I remember")
what do they remember

His name starts with S and rhymes with Spam

Thoughts?

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@TSNBobMcKenzie: "Laine 8x11" 29s

doesn't help that the offseason finally bust its load after endless edging and blueballing and all these fags wanna talk about is otters beavers australians and kiwis

the scraps of their culture being erased by anglo bvlls

to eat all their snails

I would answer, but I don't acknowledge hobbit land.

Literally how will they ever recover?

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true

bit gay

never forget

you can only post ITT if your team doesnt pay 4 forwards half the cap

right? there's actually fucking news to talk about

now the question is who signs first; Rantanen, Tkachuk, Point, or Laine

thinking it's a meme

>waahhh no one wants to talk about my leafies
kys

I forget, does capfriendly count the LTIR right now, or not until the season starts.

Also what's the penalty for being over the cap when the season starts?

>4 guys are eating half the cap for the next 4 years
Might as well trade away your entire prospect pool if you have literally no way to resign any of them

marner autocorrects to mariner in my phone and mariners fucking suck lol

probably that exact order

he's right tbf

who posts in the wrong thread?

Think the current CBA (and tv deal) is up in 2 years and coincidentally the cap is expected to skyrocket after they sign a new tv deal.

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The absolute fucking state of the Laffs

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what if the economy tanks?

stop posting here

you mean the lockout is in 2 years

if the deal goes right
the cap was supposed to increase by a bunch this year too and teams like the leafs and the jets who banked on that are biting their nails right now

Daddy Drumpf would never let that happen

What if it doesn't. The cap was supposed to jump this year and barely budged.

>marner signed now
SIGN RANTANEN YOU COWARDS

Don't you dare turn this thread into politics shit

Don’t worry the liberals aren’t getting re-elected

eating kranskys

I've already said this before, Sakic is probably trying to shop him

based

have a feeling that point will holdout for at least a month and laine will be traded for some active dman and a bluechip

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/hoc/ is my new favorite subreddit

Not a smart idea, but I guess it is Sakic we're talking about

oh shut the fuck they'll all sign and play this season. there is still nothing to talk about. hockey on sunday you fucking nerds

There are plenty of articles explaining why it didn't. Google is your friend.

The economy tanking only effects poor people.

Gary is not dumb he doesn't want a 4th lockout, neither do they players. This time if they actually work together, both sides can make money, that's all they want.

O R A N G E C R U S H

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is the NDP what political suicide looks like?

For me it's feigning 100% ignorance when someone tries to tie politics to sports. Anthems? Support the troop night? Taxes factoring free agency decisions? Conferences pulling out of Carolina after the bathroom bill? Breast cancer awareness month (nice pink stick faggot). Even city councilors showing up at youth games. I pay zero mind to any of it.

They probably will but it will be a minority.

He isn't THAT retarded

you guys are my friends :)

You're talking about a guy who had to retire because he stuck his hand in a snowblower and chopped 3 fingers off.

joe sakic looks like a guy who would get clocked and not even register it happening

that's whatever Maxime Bernier is doing

Lotta salty snes fans in here

based
this is why /hoc/ is my place

>snes fans
who?

cant see how you could draw that conclusion

my man

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>signing a player on Friday the 13th
fucking retard

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Who the HECK are the SNES??

for me its les jets de winnipeg les canadiens de montreal les senators de ottawa and le wild de minnesota in that order

Snes are 12-4 against the Laffs

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super nintendo is still really popular, guys

Seattle's New Entertainment Sports team.

that's what I was thinking too

BING BING

WAHOOOOOOO

why hasnt this guy rejuvenated his career as a trudeau imitator

kek the laffs fans at work do NOT like this stat

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cause he's a knob who was only funny when he was the butt of the joke

because he's old now and doesn't look like trudeau

Super Bing Bing Entertainment Wahoo

this off season is only going to die if we band together and kill it
>I choose flame thrower

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That would be fine, at least there would be a lower chance of them doing something retarded that way.

how much will he sign for?

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>mfw you now have the sole defenseman who is responsible for 90% of the defensive failings of the past few years

Enjoy Ceci

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two (2) more days until we get to watch His (and our) team lads.

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$11 mil V-Bucks AAV

>no really everything is fixed now

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if he signs last, how much will they be to be had?
and they're factually getting paid only until the lockout inevitably happens, so i t all seems like a low ball to me, Marner included
even that Provrov signing yesterday seemed small ball

somebody offersheet somebody

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The NDP guy has already come out and said if the Liberals get a minority their party will support the Liberals and oppose the conservatives at every opportunity.

It's a very retarded election. The vote is way too split between 5 parties. Green, NDP, and the Peoples Party are going to siphon off way too many votes on both sides.

Who's got the Pacific of the hill

somebody tweet burgervan

welp i should've cropped that

ndp and green and going to siphon off exactly 0 votes

Much too late for that now.

I'd hate to burst your bubble but thank would be a stors fan. He actually fought with canadians.

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Yes, you should have
well done

let me dream

first election?

think i got it this time lmao

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Never implied such. Just the worst offender is gone

Hey guys.. Hockey..
>not /pol/, not here

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Junior A reg season underway lads

shut the fuck up
take your own advice and stop posting onion rings

Never

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>season approaching
>still hate my team
fuck.

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>le onion rings
>le sharks o6
>le beav
FAGGOTS OUT

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no hank is a smart man he would cheer for the flames

>le onions face
>>>/reddit/

thinking about onions

He still cheers for the cowboys m8. Intelligence has nothing to do with >your team. It's where your born and raised.

Isles?

having 3 cheese Kraft dinner tonight

no he is not

had a veggie burger. wasn't too bad desu

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Based

he's smart enough to know the flames are the best team to cheer for. you guys would all understand if you were smart too lol

beaves in scotland m8

been a long off season thats for sure. thank fuck its almost over.

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oh, fucking RIP.

NDP really turned into a shallow husk when their captain died.

so this is the power of /cr*c/
youtube.com/watch?v=UuH-JAXrvyU

-Yr 1: $700K Base, $15.3M SB
-Yr 2: $700K & $14.3M SB
-Yr 3: $750K & $9.608M SB
-Yr 4: $750K & $7.25M SB
-Yr 5: $750K & $7.25M SB
-Yr 6: $750K, $7.25M SB

>Marner is being paid 15 million dollars this year

Thoughts?
cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/dustin-byfuglien-winnipeg-jets-nhl-1.5282172?fbclid=IwAR1pN0VQjaZSbl6jTVJVGIxURLCXojT5G6gQ_CVEQAvs5oL3wwWf55e10jo

hello where are my snes friends :3

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Again intelligence is irrelevant but you seem to have none

He's following Scott Darling's path out of the NHL.

I'm thinking clean up your link

Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Shitposters lend me your ears!

>rags

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Either overweight and out of shape or dying parent

my dad got me into hockey obviously but we had season tickets all my life and I collected tickets and I've been to over 500 pro games. he is very not canadian but he taught me to enjoy ketchup on my kraft mac n cheese so god bless you tonight

t. too stupid to be a flames fan

>twinks ruining the cap with fancy accounting
gary will not stand for this

wasnt expecting such a BASED post when I woke up this morning

this isn't regular KD tho, it's 3 cheese. and it's shells not noodles. but i still put ketchup on it.

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finna boutta make some kraft dinner right about now

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your dad committed crimes against kd

hello yes is this the thread where we laugh at the laffs?

it's all the same

Based

>based kraft dinner

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this poomunity is a mess

Rumour has it that Dustin Byfuglien will not play for the Jets unless they trade Patrik Laine.

The Toronto Maple Leafs are the official team of Canada.

I just picked up Soulcalibur on sale. What am I in for coming from Tekken?

suace, plz

Nice job tard

source: my ass (which i eat)

So is your face

hockey is gay

>he's into self-eating ass
u fool

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They actually have distinct flavors.

>The Toronto Maple Leafs are the official team of Cap Hell
Fixed your post

yes but I have to wait till my sides return from orbit until I can continue

getting tired of this dumb shit desu

I will vote for any candidate that offers to have Toronto annexed from the rest of Canada

this is poo pee land trying to be funny. it's bad. his posts are bad. it's pretty pathetic

>distinctly similar

I still play SoulCalibur 2 on gamecube.

nj cup?

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i am very flexible and also i have a long tounge

it's all dehydrated pasta mixed with dehydrated cheese with some hot water and some milk and some butter and then you add a bit of ketchup. simply canadian

your posts are bad

Nigga Please Award®

No, that's the whole point. I actually can't stand the original cheddar KD. But I love the 3 cheese.

Why are you so butthurt over kraft dinner. As an American I thought you guys would appreciate near instant mac and cheese. But for some reason you guys don't buy into it.

I was aiming for the 666 digits

your grades are bad

i am a quality content creator and i SHANT (shant) be bullied

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Yes it's all the same process, but the flavor is different.

The same way Coca Cola and Barqs root beer are both dark colored soft drinks with caffeine. But they taste completely different.

>not adding shredded cheese
>not using cream and double the butter
the ketchup
thing i don't get, but whatever
I'm not /hoc/'s collective Mother

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never heard of a barqs root beer desu

The Toronto Maple Leafs have won 13 Stanley Cups. How many has your team won?

my team has won the stanley cup every single year in my headcanon

don't believe you

See I couldn't imagine eating that burger without ketchup.

more like barfs root beer tbqh

PROTECT KIWIS

being a jets fan makes you really enjoys shit

mustard is better than ketchup. no arguments

oh yeah, I meant plain mac and cheese
some people like it, I never bitch when I see it

the white americans buy annie's mac n cheese because kraft uses a cancer causing yellow coloring lmao

JOHNNY?

knights fan huh?

>annies

kike shit. might as well buy wacky mac

Which team has the best fanbase? My personal vote, without any bias, is for the Toronto Maple Leafs.

probably the flames

best fanbase is unironically the minnesota wild. very family oriented, good people

this is a fact. anyone who puts ketchup on hot dog/sausage and is over the age of 5 should be shot

kraft literally uses food coloring banned in all other countries here though lmao

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and all of the onions imported from brazil uses numerous pesticides banned in the US, Canada, and EU.

>he actually signed

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redpilled

MY MITCHY SIGNED

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i grow all my own onions

Kys

best fanbase? You obviously haven't seen much over at hfboards have you? Leafs fans are some of the worst. There are some good fans, but dear god the summer on that site is insufferable.

that's why I only use red onions and the ones I grow myself. fuck the onion illuminati

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all the canadian fanbases are remarkable in that we have all suffered so long without cups and still remain faithful

>another onion thread
sweet

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mitchell marner looks like such a goober

mitch marner should be captain of the laffs

>laffs

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There's no way, this deal would be instantly nullified and Laffs would be punished severely by the league.

what the fuck was marners deal turning down that 7 year offer?

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He wanted 5 years

>mfw based sennies break the >1991 before the MORONto laffs

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cfl action kicking off in about 1 bong

>not doing both
shig dig user don't deprive yourself of the good things in life

>1991
>can’t even meme properly
Fucking burger hockey knowledge

real pacific hours, nice

>cfl
>action

he wants 5 years so he can get 2 fat paychecks

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>1991
haha retard

nah, this ACC amateur bullshit ain't doing it for me, dahg

I'll take some semi pro, thanks

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0

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4

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that 5 year deal the twink wrangler gave to bustthews already closed the laffs window

1 salary-cap-era Cup is worth more than 13 six-team-era Cups.

Just threw up in the kitchen trying to make a funny Snapchat video

did you still send the video

>1 salary-cap-era Cup
You mean draft lottery cup

No. I caught the throw up part but missed half the reason why

I'm not at all good with photoshop/alterations, but i really feel there needs to be an official "Twink Wrangler" meme made. Just my two cents

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Odds on Laine hanging around long enough to cop one of these?

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i envision him in a thong while standing atop Matthews and Marner. Almost like Aquaman riding atop two dolphins

if paul couldnt get 11m for his son, what kind of a failure of a dad is he?

0.5%

>muh jets 1.0 heritage
Winnipeg is so fucking cringe. It’s not like they were worth anything to begin with. Pedosota doesnt pull this embarrassing garbage.

youtu.be/jxlBOBOZHqI

I have some bad news for you.

End of Day odds aren't looking great

does connor sign? or does someone else take him?

wazzu @ houston looks hype as hell

its the heritage classic, of course they are wearing heritage jerseys

Connor signs 8x4 Laine goes back to play with bull til November then signs 7x1 year bridge and Winnipeg realizes the only reason he did good back in Finland was because he was playing with Jesse. 2020 Winnipeg trades Laine and Hellebuyck for Bull :D and koskinen and future draft picks

Chiarelli got 8 year contracts for both McDavid and Draisaitl with 28% of the cap. Dubas got 5 and 6 year contracts for Marner and Matthews with the same cap %.

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I don't like your romcom, I'm cancelling

Oh no, Sammy's cracking.

Is it time for hockey?

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>his team has FOUR players on 10 million next season
>his team still will lose in 7 to the bruins because they dont have a goalie

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those jerseys are sweet and the WHA was an elite league

MY D'Eriq is gonna win the Coug bowl

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

Still waiting for that Brock contract

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i have the new thread primed and ready to go, who will post in it?

I sure as fuck aint

i might stop by for a few posts

OH SHIT
some reddit fag is talking to Dairy Queen about some PR marketing nonsense
>helmets bowls!!!!!!!

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I haven't decided

I'm gonna be here all night but I'm watching football

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how hard are the lions gonna get SLAMMED on?

that would be a treat

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>loins

about as hard as the houston cougars gonna get slammed by wazzu

>marner has listed his favorite television show as the big bang theory
grim

>never watched a second of CFL
>able to identify every one of those teams just because of /hoc/
I hate you guys.

i bet he liked Hot Shots

To be fair the only logo that's really changed is the Als and they spell it right out. Ottawas folded and came back under a different name but their logo is virtually the same sans circ saw blade

haha almost time for my loins :(

I'd say probably by a touchdown

So any jets fans want to go bar or what?

i want to eat the ass of bonnie marner

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last digit is number of times mike reilly is sacked tonight

I love that /hoc/ is the de facto /cfl/ general and game thread
AND
it just fucking general knowledge to Yea Forums

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what are you guys watching? I have no friends and am alone on friday night. is there a stream?

>ak bars
hmm

If digits I hop on the skytrain and buy the most expensive ticket available.

and yet we enjoy both here

wazzu@houstoon, then the cfl

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it's a delightful conundrum

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youtube.com/watch?v=rK4calGa-kI

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jakke really needs to lay off the instathots and focus more on hokkei

fuck ottawa
caused bc to trade reilly early
then lulay fell apart

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a toast to tonight, a Friday and the thirteenth
SALUTE

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499

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...

says 500 by my count

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...

can't don't hum. they purr

>early

don't forget the Lucic signing. I mean, Chia was a total genius on that one.

take a number bucko