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BAL: Andrews, Ingram, Hollywood all questionable
HOU: Keke Coutee (ankle) good to go for Week 2
SEA: Tyler Lockett (back) good to go for Week 2
HOU: Nuk (ribs) not listed on final injury report
PIT: Joe Haden (shoulder) questionable for Sunday
PIT: JuJu (toe) not listed on final injury report
KC: KC LT Fisher (groin) late addition to report
LAC: Mike Williams a game-time decision for Sunday
NYJ: Gase confirms Bell (shoulder) is 'good to go'
CHI: Trey Burton (groin) questionable for Week 2

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>All those seething doctors in the comments

Modern medicine is a scam. They can't cure cancer... They can't cure aids... They can't cure Alzheimer's... Wtf are they here for?

doctors are so fucking retarded.

>black qbs

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Fuck the rams

chiefs fans are rural ass retards

>kiwi
kek lol oh no no no

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>Gronk please fix racism next. Thanks.
fucking kikes man

Lamar Jackson >>>>>>>>>>> Baker Memefield

Raiders represent!
559 here

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Vegas is just a suburb of LA

Keep posting this

based and belee dat pilled

OFFICIAL BUST QB LIST:

-Mayfield
-Rosen
-$cam
-Winston
-Goff
-Marriota
-Darnold
-Cousins
-Prescott
-Trubisky
-Dalton
-Carr


You will never win a Super Bowl with any of these shit QBs

Vegasfag here, can confirm. It didnt used to always be this way.

You forgot Wentz.

I will

Wentz is not a bust and will win a league MVP

darnold was sick on sunday. Give him another chance

>he thinks Barry My Cock In Her is a serious account
Hello newfag.

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>shuts out Da Bears in your path

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Would a boomer explain how one would watch football without a clock and scoreboard on the tv?

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Kirk Cousins was a 4th round pick. He's the opposite of a bust

Cam won an MVP

Mariota? Or Divorce-iota?

>84 million to miss the playoffs
There’s types of busts other than draft busts

Carr is good though, you need to redo your list

It's not a 1 year contract

Just point the camera at the stadium scoreboard every once in a while

>implying that isn't a serious post

lol. It's the Dr from the daytime TV rehab commercials. Nice touch

>lost to Oakland

youtube.com/watch?v=euqkAWjHxr0

kek

Oh look, the /spol/tard is a Redditor. How shocking!
Go back

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>no jamarcus Russell

>black qbs

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>You could die, or worse, harm someone else

>white redittors
Go back

reminder that matt ryan once pooped his pants on the field

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no

Redpill here:
Jameis Winston is the best black QB of all times

How is it that the patriots get to be the ones playing madden while the rest of the league gets scraps and nobodys.

Post Madden gifs

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Just another case of swamp ass

ALL HE DOES IS THROW TOUCHDOWNS

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>Born in Connecticut
>Had to go to Clemson instead of UConn
>Renounce Patriots for Panthers
>Dad rightfully talks mad shit to me all day
I fucked up bros. At least I got Clemson though

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Swap Prescott for Lameme and it's an ok list.

thats a grass stain you stupid fucking zoomer

he may be shit but atleast he's not a meme black QB

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>6gorillion to perform worse than Case Keenun
>not a bust
btw I'm not interested in you vicuck cope

You can't renounce your fandom or you were never really a fan. You are born into fandom, only stupid bitches pick their teams.

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For me, it's THE Philadelphia Football Eagles, Philadelphia Baseball Phillies, Philadelphia Basketball 76ers, Philadelphia Hockey Flyers, Philadelphia Soccer Union and Philadelphia Lacrosse Wings.

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philly is gay and shit you dumb fufcking turknigger

Carson Wince. Made of glass.

I can’t go to Patriots games unless I catch a flight out of Charlotte or Atlanta and take time off from school

Here's one that will not bust

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Of all the cities the roach could pick he chooses a shithole.

>he actually thinks this
cringe

How's a 4th round QB a bust?

Dibs

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>Philly
Yikes from me dog

speaking of shithole cities, how about the republican shithole of kansas city missouri

>be high school football player
>slurry of energy drinks before game has my tummy rumbling
>1st carry of the game liquid shit spews out of my ass
>run for 300 yards because cucks on the other team is afraid to tackle the shit covered mad man

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imagine how asshurt "carolina fans" will be they replace black qb with white qb, that's a shitstorm waiting to happen, like the bathroom thing
KC BTFO

*yikes back at you*
woah, calm down

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the bucs kicker is actually named MATT GAY haha gay haha

Why haven't the colts given 49ers a third for Nick Mullins?

The NFL is garbage live. It was meant to be watched on TV. What kind of retard just switches teams because he cant go to their games?

after watching some of his actual tape I'm less impressed with him desu, 90% of his TD are either to wide open targets or just chucking it to his 1st round receivers vs meme competition. Could end up being like all those USC QBs during the 00s who looked good because of the surrounding talent

he's looked like shit so far this year

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>Chargers have even more injured players after last Sunday
>people still favor them over the Lions

I'm confused.

BOOMER IS BACK

DEY COULD GO ALL THE WAY

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Did you see how fast they let theblasian midget come back on them?

Is the QB a dying position? So much focus has been put on that position over the last couple of decades because of the greatness of Manning and Brady. Football audiences have been spoiled by their play. There are no great young QB's in the league (inb4 muh Muhomes). Teams are going to have to figure out how to win without good QB play.

How is brissett that much different from Mullens?

Mahomes was a rookie qb and won MVP you moron

That's a typical Sunday for the Chorgers though

No, his rookie year he backed up smeth, his second year was when he started

1st year he actually played

I know, but why are they favored? They have key players injured and the defense is looking shoddy on the run.

he did actually play his rookie year you absolute mongoloid

Hi, second year?

That's one good year. Let's see if he can have a 2nd, let alone 17-20 seasons.

What like 5 snaps get out of here with that shit

If you win two league MVPs you are basically guaranteed for the hall of fame and Mahomes is off to a great start

>REEEEEE YOU CAN'T FIX BRAIN DAMAGE
>REEEEEE WHY AREN'T YOU IN A WHEELCHAIR LIKE ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE WE CAN'T FIX

*blocks ur sophomore season*

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he can recover. its the matter of how long it is. Darnold got struck by it before the season started since he was good during pre season. If sieman can do well, maybe there is hope after all. But, i shall wait and see on this team

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Bust only applies to the first 5 picks in most drafts since those are the picks that are supposed to be immediate impact. Some gms are retarded and reach though but it’s not the players fault.

>you can fix brain damage
are u ok gronk?

>Turgay

Vikings WILL win on Sunday. Puckers gonna seethe

I just bet 5k on the Raiders winning this weekend. I have a good feeling about this lads.

Neanderthals are immune to brain damage

Post a slip larper

checked, you are right i guess.

How many points did you get?

youtube.com/watch?v=seUe_u3N8to

this is epic

>xenith ends relationship with antonio brown

What a bunch of fucking s.oyboys

The Cowboys are winning the Minkah Fitzpatrick sweepstakes.

Tanahill, RG3

Rip his career

You could have just given me the 5k lol

Losing that VCR money. No bueno

According to the guy who invented QB Rating he capped it at 158.3 because back in the 60's with the rules it was thought that anything over 100 would be an impossibility. According to him if you remove the 158.3 cap, Lamar Jackson had the 6th highest QB Rating of all time at 224 on Sunday

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he would thrive in dallas under Kris Richard.

His career is being RIP'd in Miami

Hi. My name is Patrick Mahomes and I am the best quarterback in the NFL. I just can't wait to BTFO the raidniggers this sunday. I am unstoppable. This year, I will lead the KANSAS CITY CHIEFS to their 2nd superb owl victory and there is nothing anyone can do about it lol. For all teams playing against me in 2019, get ready for the big L!

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scub saber kek

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>Hi. My name is Patrick Mahomes and I am the best quarterback in the NFL. I just can't wait to BTFO the raidniggers this sunday. I am unstoppable. This year, I will lead the KANSAS CITY CHIEFS to their 2nd superb owl victory and there is nothing anyone can do about it lol. For all teams playing against me in 2019, get ready for the big L!

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Because Brissett is a much better QB. He will end the season as a slightly worse Dak Prescott. Very capable game manager that almost never turns the ball over.

Madden curse

Against one of the worst defenses in the league. Grats

Be jealous faggot

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Other teams need not watch.

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where do I collect my Patriots paycheck

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Do you believe in healing crystals too?

8

qb rating is not passer rating

No, but you guys believe in smoking them

how are we gonna stop him raidersbros? is it over?

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add Brady to the list. He'll never win another Super Bowl

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Finna boutta dab on the cuckboys

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You're getting Daniel Jones for a 7th and you're going to like it

You are correct. Thanks for pointing that out.

They are one of the worst because the Ravens dropped 600 yards on them, they are not one of the worse in terms of talent.

>meth immortality

They were 27th overall and 21st in pass defense last year. You dabbed on a shit defense. Congrats. How many playoff wins does Lamar have?

Excellent post

>making rankings based on a single game
based
Lamar is definitely getting MVP this year, and the last time a Ravens QB did that they also won the owl…

Yes. It's over

Reminder that Wentz and my Eagles would dab on lameme niggson and the baltipoor niggerbirds.
Don’t even @me old seethe

Kid stfu

Will Kyler Murray get traded if he fucks up? That Rosen trade was so stupid

I am eagerly awaiting Old Bay's next post with bated breath

What good is immortality if you live a shitty life?

>Ravens score 59 points in one game
>Terps score 142 points in two game

Who can stop us bros?

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They may dab on lanigger but Wentz will be injured by the end of the season

Seahawks, Patriots, Rams, Bills

>howard
>syracuse
>miami

I used to play LB and S and really miss when you could drop your shoulder into the chest, now it's a flag

Will the jest sign kapernigger?

*dies of heat stroke in ur path*

>seahawks
>bills
lmao what

Flacco lost to Carr yet again

Seahawks will unironically dab on them in week 8

Makes sense. Arabs and Jets

Bills have a top 5 defense, and the Seahawks meme wins out on pure luck alone

Syracuse was ranked 22 by the coaches poll. Nice try.

>gave up 400 yards to Andy fucking Dalton at home

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The Seacucks are a 5-win team

What a great post!!!!!!

>Epstein
Based Jeffrey Epstein ruining lives even after his death.

Seahawks - Rams super bowl

Who won that game again

Maybe in the 90s

>gave
>up
>400
>yards
>to
>andy
>dalton

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Carr sucks

Why is everyone sleeping on Gardner Minshew?

more like fartturd shitblew

>Bungles get 150+ more total yards than the Shithawks
>still lose
What was your point again

That's no way to talk to the OROTY

>If you win two league MVPs you are basically guaranteed for the hall of fame

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>gave up
>400 yards
>to
>andy dalton

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TYBC

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Remember when he was crying on the field last year?

Cam Newton did not deserve his MVP, thoughts?

thank you black cock?

Remember when the ravens kept losing to the patriots?

Recency bias in full effect on this hot take.

Syracuse was the only legit contender against Clemson

>this
In front of his whole offense. What a bitch

Brady had a higher completion %, TDs, less INTs.

Because Brady stat pads with check downs in a shit division

Why would you even be a fan of philly from across the entire world? I can understand picking the Eagles at random because you just like them for whatever reason, but why would a foreigner basically act like a born and raised Philly fan? Makes no sense.

Thanks for the (yous). Lameme isn't playing the Lelphins every week so you'll be in for a reality check on Sunday

They wanted a nog QB to win for once

Remember when the Raiders lost to the Patriots without even playing them?

And yet he epitomizes soulless efficiency and why he gets over looked. Because stats don't tell the whole story.

They do, because Cam won due to his unique rushing stats lol

Is their a more souless team?

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What happened to the Falcons? Don't they have the same exact team that went to the owl?

>their
There, fuck

Not a Philly fan but I know one like that and it's because of Rocky

Find a tall bridge.
Jump off it.

That helped. But it was also situational stats that elevated the team

Seethe

I genuinely can't wait until the Ravens end up 7-9 and you disappear for another whole year

>Does anything but lose this year.
Oh hoho...not so fast horsefag

No. They are the most boring fucking team to watch.

Case in point

No faggot, he literally won because of 35/10 passing and 600 yards rushing with another 10 TDs. It's a numbers game.

Old Gay never disappears.

I dunno, I like winning.

I just explained it to you retard. So you agree he deserved the MVP. Next topic.

Seahawks didn't "win" that game, Bungles lost it, there's a difference. If Kirkpatrick doesn't chimp out, Erickson doesn't fumble and/or Bullock makes the FG they win.

Cam Newton will never sniff the Super Bowl again, thoughts?

>false start, everyone but the center

Philly fans are passionate just like we have here in Turkey.

Cam Newton has regressed immensely, thoughts?

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When Lamar torches the Tardinals are you gonna show up? I'm guessing not.

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Cam Newton is not a franchise QB, thoughts?

>Cards tie the game

Dudes a vegan now. He’ll be out of the league in 2 years time desu.

>loins

Wow what an incredibly sizzling take. Some guy who just went 0-2 at home and has a career of being average after his first season won't sniff another SB!? Amazing!

Next you're going to tell me Case Keenum is not a starter caliber QB.

Lamarr Jackson will never even reach the Super Bowl, don't need your thoughts because this one is obvious.

>vegans
Happened to Arian Foster and Colin Kaepernick too

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Will Eli retire after this season?

Big Ben is pretty much guaranteed.

>Cardinals tie every game the whole season
Based or cringe?

Keenum is a fine starter. He's literally Alex Smith in that offense, just with a stronger arm.

I would say based and redseapilled

Is Cam the best bisexual vegan qb of all time?

>if if if
And if that retard in Seattle's secondary didn't fuck up that play right before halftime the Bengals would not have scored that second touchdown. Why are so you retarded

Both are done this year. They don't have it anymore. Ben arguably never had it.

Lmao what?

Fpbp

Ben is a HOFer

Do you guys genuinely, honestly, really believe Eli Manning and Big Ben deserve to go into the HoF?

Forget what other garbage ass QBs made it for a second, tell me what you think.

Ben was a good QB for a while. He's just a shit leader and never wanted to take any accountability in making the team better.

Ben yes Eli no

It’s the hall of fame, not the hall of greatness. Eli and Ben are famous, so they belong in the hall of fame.

Ben deserves it. Eli doesn't, but will get in regardless.

Rivers gets to watch the ceremony

worst post of the season and it's only week 2

I say "arguably never had it" because while he's had some years of being a stellar regular season QB, he was never good in the playoffs and he was absolutely carried to his rings worse than any other QB with rings. Even Eli at least earned the 2011 ring even though his defense gifted him the 2007 one.

Rivers is a BUM

You're the retard if you think that the rest of the Seahawks played well enough that the game was a guaranteed win from the start. They made the Bungles "defense" look elite somehow, and didn't have an answer for the offense until the end. When you have to rely on another team's mistakes for your win, you can't really claim to have accomplished anything, and the Bengals made more mistakes to lose that game than the Seahawks made opportunities to win it

That’s not true, old gay and me and brady’s sixth knee have posted plenty of times already

Irrefutable logic stumps anonymous poster, news at 11.

Andrew Luck went vegan too.

Bengals scored 6 points in the second half so they didn't do anything to deserve the win either. You are completely retarded and Wilson will shit on your team

you're right, I apologize

Rodgers looks bad.

>trips
>the number for death

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And he's still the best QB in the NFCN, what a fucking mess

>le dissappear in big games man

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>Bengals scored 6 points in the second half
Based retard confirmed for not even watching the game and talking out your ass. No more discussion required

>t. Zoomer

Why is Tebow an asshole?

>dolphins sitting two veterans

god I am watching the redzone from now on. We told the browns to hold our beer when it comes to be a trainwreck organization

More like why did John Elway treat Tebow like the plague after he dragged that sorry ass franchise out of the grave and into the spotlight?

Shut the fuck up you fucking tripfag

You're cleaning house. The next two years will suck. But you're getting guys your GM and coach will rebuild.

Oh right, they only managed to score 3 points, I forgot they scored a field goal in the first half. Either way though that just further proves my point that the Bengals didn't do anything to deserve a win and you have yet to provide evidence stating otherwise

Imagine thinking the Seahawks deserved the win over the Bengals.

seahawk fans are the dumbest people on the internet

Look, browns fans.

If I don’t see you kicking in the Jets’ teeth by a lead of 30, even if you win the game by a touchdown, your team is trash.

tbqh the NFC has some of the biggest fucking losers in it's fanbase. I would genuinely rather hang out with Old Gay or Bradysknee because at least they seem somewhat well-adjusted to life

nobody:

me: hOlD mY bEeR, i'M aBoUt To EnD tHiS mAn'S wHoLe CaReEr

>ignoring the point
Great rebuttal mate.

Doubt. They don’t show their wives/gf.

GREEN GAY WILL NOT BREAK .500 THIS YEAR

When will Gronk fix the racism on this board?

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Why bother talking to someone who is intellectually dishonest?

They don't have a wife or a girlfriend. They're desperate enough to lie on an anonymous image board after all

The Bengals defense ate Wilson alive, though that's not unique to them and is a result of Seattle's brittle Oline. That same equation is why the Bengals were able to stop the run game as well, Seattle just stopped theirs too, but couldn't get to Dalton until the second half. The passing game is where it was decided and until near the end the Bengals controlled.
One of Seattle's touchdowns came off a completely avoidable penalty on Kirkpatrick, and the game was decided by the 4 point difference between that touchdown and the field goal the Bengals kicked in the 4th quarter. The Bengals have another entire potential drive if Erickson doesn't fumble, and they didn't follow through on the forced fumble from Carson because they gave it right back up again.
I think Seattle is the better team on a personnel basis but they played like shit that game, the Bengals just played like more shit when it really mattered. They pissed away their opportunities to win that game and Seattle capitalized on them.

>refuses to address the argument
>no you
user I...

Jakobi Meyers is low key the #1 WR in the NFL right now. New England is so stacked it's not even funny.

Pete said after the game that they were willing to give up yards and play prevent defense because the Bungals offense was pretty much completely unknown before this game. Offensive showing was obviously lackluster but the Hawks usually start slow and Russ alwa,Shas the ability to turn the game around in the 4th quarter which he didn't even need to do. Metcalf also looked really really good! I think the probability for >us to win in Shitsburgh isn't that low actually

U mad?

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>Be Eagles
>fail to get Clowney and Fitzpatrick to improve that shot defense
>results is said shit defense get exposed by the shifskins in the first half of the game.
Do they still think their defensive core is elite with Schwartz as coach?

>people that disagree with me are just seething
Ok, kid

Hell yea

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Seething

Seething

>tfw most of the teams the Cowboys play this year had below-average passing defenses last season

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I’ll trade you Marcus Peters and a 2nd round pick for Minkah Fitzpatrick.

I know he said that, but I take it with a grain of salt. No one wants to admit that their defense got gouged, especially after a win, but I believe that was at least a part of all of it. And Metcalf was good, both receiving and his field presence in general. He's going to draw penalties from the Steelers like he did to the Bengals. I think the Seahawks stand a good chance of winning that game and I hope they do.

HELP

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It's going to make that first round exit even sweeter

>Marcus Peters
Unironically one of the worst CBs in the league

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Based Gronk conquering medicine just like he did math and football.

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Here, let me help you end it all.
*goes 19-0 in your path*

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Jimmy G and Mahomes are the new Brady/Manning. Derek Carr is about to have a renaissance and is the new Brees. Lamar is the new Vick. Deshaun Watson is the new Daunte Culpepper.

Imagine your whole season being over after 1 game. Holy shit.

remember when they made Peyton share it with Steve McNair that one year?

>Jimmy G is the new Tom Brady
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!

Yeah I have 0 confidence in this FO

At least the lolphins are even worse.

Looking forward to Thanksgiving

>fail to get Clowney and Fitzpatrick
did minkah get traded already? what a re u talking about?

I just think that it would be totally in Pete's nature to do that. He is always willing to play close, he even seems to prefere it like that. "You win in the 4th quarter" is basically his mantra at this point.
I really really hope that Metcalf can play on the level he did last week and also that he doesn't turn into a diva like most elite WRs do at some point. Loves that he arrived in a Largent jersey to the game though and the relatively late draft pick seems to have put a chip on his shoulder

>Jimmy G
Decent bait

Patriots 16-0
Bills 4-12
Jets 2-14
Dolphins 0-16

Prove me wrong.

>Jimmy G and Mahomes are the new Brady/Manning
No

>Pats 14-2
>Dolphins 2-14
FTFY

Based

>thinking the Dolphins will sweep the Patriots
Even if you buy the meme loss in miami(you shouldn't this year), it would be 15-1 and 1-15.

>Boston newspapers shitting on brown and the Patriots

Is there a more cucked, faggot ass undeserving of a great franchise city than the libtard pisshole of baaaawston?

>New players are not allowed to be new players. They must conform into the molds left by previous players

Now this is what I call branding. I love it.

>implying the dolphins are going to sweep the jest

Looking forward to seeing him in action after that pitiful display by Pittsburgh Sunday. Clowney had an immediate impact on the defense too and took some of the load off Wagner, so that's going to be interesting seeing them build on that.

That actually makes them more respectable. Far more so than flyover cities like Baltimore and Kansas City covering up for scum like Ray Lewis and Tyreek Hill.

SKEEEUP NOW HOL' ON

Why do you automatically think those 2 wins would be against the Patriots? Quit making implications user

It's really getting to the point where I feel like the Jets may be cursed. Like, some old gypsy woman in Little Italy put a hex on them 50 years ago because she propositioned Joe Namath and he shot her down.

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>black QBs

Eli will get in purely on the basis of Brady hatred

Eli does, Ben doesn't but he will get in. Rivers can proceed to kill himself.

Ray Lewis isn't scum. To kill a chain snatching thief is not a sin. It is the path to heaven.

>the curse of Bill belichick

>failed with dolphins
>filled with turmoil by sticking to the wrong qb
>worse defense one year
>next year worst offense


How the fuck did you guys think this someone worth hiring? Its not like the dolphins are this great organization

Also theory here but has the whole afc east outside of the pats given up trying?

Pepper your angus for 1000 yards 10 TDs

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You'll C
Tbh Mahomes has a fair amount of Favre in him too. And Jimmy G has a decent admixture of Tony Romo.

The Bills aren't a good team but they aren't that bad.
Everything else spot on.

They're tanking because Brady is going to retire soon lol. Smart move, probably won't work out like they hope though.

I wouldn't be surprised. Brady only has a couple of years left at most and the East will become wide open once he does retire.

What made you think that shitters like ryan fitzpatrick and tannehill who failed at the Jets would succeed with Miami?

They're just that bad

But the lolphins players gave up

Just the Globe and Felcher and Mad
They are still mad about all the Trump supporters on the team.
Snowflakes gonna snowflake.

he's getting traded to the cowboys

Yes the front seven looked pretty good even though there were still some key players missing. I just hope that Pete wk be able to coach up the secondary or perhaps they could even sign some DB help. Thompson in particular is just awful. I really only trust McDougald of all the safeties and CBs

I think the bills are trying really hard. Their best even. It's kinda cute.

duhhh he coach peyton record year!

Remember when anyone gave a fuck what a tripfag said?

Yeah, me either.

>Be me
>Mildly autistic
>In my spare time I look up past NFL seasons on Wikipedia to plan out my imagination if I was an undrafted QB
>Start around 2005 because that's when I got out the Army and imagine coaches signing me up for pity points because I'm a veteran
>Look at when the QBs of teams get injured so I can start my chance
>Look at what matches affect playoff seeding so I don't disrupt the outcomes of past playoff games
>I actually calculate that me being a Chiefs QB in 2005-2007 I can make the Chiefs go undefeated in the 2007 season
>AFC Championship match up is between Chiefs and the Patriots, both undefeated
>After all the calculations this is the only matchup that could've potentially had an undefeated team vs an undefeated team in the playoffs
>After figuring out that the Patriots win via Strength of Victory they get homefield advantage
>BTFO Brody in his own home and destroy the Giants in the Owl to be the second undefeated team in history
Feelsgoodman.jpg

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you're right, he just takes his trip off and samefags himself.

Don't you have a wife to beat?

They were cursed before that. They imploded in the 70s and never recovered. Not even a super bowl appearance.

>mildly

Condolences, friend

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There it is everyone!
The stupidest fucking bullshit in this whole thread!

Why do people still shit on Brady? It only fucking makes him stronger. Everyone said he had a noodle arm and what does he do in the offseason? Works on delivering his balls with more force, and it obviously showed last Sunday.

Brady feeds off of negativity, the man is immune to praise.

Yeah, Thompson and Flowers were what nearly lost that game for them, and Shaquill didn't really help matters either. I can't really think of anyone available that would be a much better fit for them at the moment, though.

>we have been saying that since 2012
I have never ever thought that with fitzpatrick. I knew they were tanking.

With Tannehill I believed in the first couple of years. But during the playoff years I new he was just a little bit better tannehill.

Based

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>tfw Joe Namath's stats aren't even all that impressive compared to other quarterbacks of his time
>he's STILL the best quarterback in Jets history

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whatever happened to aaron hernandez? i feel like he was gonna be a good player

YOUR Minnesota Vikings

Once he fails with the Jets, he's gone.

Vikings will be the puckers and there’s NOTHING you can do to stop them.

>be accused of rape
>by someone with a documented history of trying to squeeze you for money and stayed in regular contact with you after alleged incidents
>lose all sponsorships anyways
it's not fair bros

He was better at murder than football and leaned into that.

missed week one lads is our defense a meme or are we okay again

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>mildly autistic
reeeeeeeeeeee-evaluate.

Boston globe is fucking cuck central

These are the same s.oys that accused Brady of deflating footballs 5 years ago

they're impressive when you consider he only had working knees for like 2 seasons

>He unironically still sides with AB

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SKOL Vikings

well, suicide, mostly.

Because they can't stand losing over and over and over again to the GOAT

Based af

I kind of want Nikki to get fatter, bros, I think she pulls off being heavier really well, even with all her plastic.

Brown deserves nothing but misery and failure.

your defense is the only thing that makes you even mildly threatening to other teams

Jimmy G make ya seethe?
Best D in da league brother

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Bosa + Ford seem legit, but Winston is a bottom tier QB. Luckily we are facing another bottom tier QB in Dalton

she would have been infinitely hotter if she just got fat instead of filling her body with plastic

Number one pass defense after week 1.

Dalton isn't bottom tier, he is probably the very definition of an average QB. He isn't bad, and he's not good. He's Andy Dalton.

27\18\166\1\1
74 million.

has there actually been a two time mvp to miss the HOF?

didn't look too bottom tier last week...

Me.

>hes looked like shit this year
This. Dude is overhyped af and will bust hard.

seattle made dalton look like an actual threat week 1, so who knows what happens with the bengals

Oh yeah that's a seethin' shoot

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The Bengals new coach is the real deal the new McGay

he looked ok

I do the same thing. I got out of the Air Force in 2017 and before I imagined my self coming out of nowhere as a backup QB in college replacing the injured starter. I play amazingly well and get national attention and even Heisman nods. We meet Clemson in the CFP final and beat them. I then get drafted to the Dolphins where I don't start for the first 4 games and we go 2-2. After the coach decides to make me the starter, we win out and get to the Superbowl and win 35-31. I complete 31/36 passes for 327 yards and 3 Tds and win the SB MVP. The next season we go undefeated and win the Owl again. The season after that we start of 11-0 before losing to the Broncos in an upset. It would be the 1st time im beaten as a starting QB. We end up going 14-2 and lose in the AFC Championship game that season. The season after that we're banged up and finish with a 9-7 record with me missing half the season and people doubt our ability to win. We go on a run and make the Owl but lose 34-30. The season after that we go 13-3 win the confrence championship and the Owl and I retire after 5 years of playing and my legacy is sealed as an all time great QB.

The Cleveland Browns will go 4-12 this season.

he always looks bad against good defenses, he's the nu Peyton

ok weird but how did he play?

Trevor Siemian is finna be his Tom Brady bro...

For me it's Megan Thee Stallion

Optimistic

Based how did you calculate?

Why did she have to retire bruhs?

Kys

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>Mildly

ok

probably not because they usually win the Super Bowl twice.

Niggi Minaj is ugly as sin stop posting her

because she made enough money to not have to do shit ever again for the rest of her life...and now she can get all her friends record deals so their empire of thottery and hoebagging can expand overseas

Sorry to say kid you were a system babby

I thought Shanahan's playcalling was abysmal. Like he didn't trust Jimmy G.

oh

she split with her ghost writer

Not even. He was better at Alabama than he ever was in the NFL

He's going to be better than Sean McVay, isn't he?

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McVay has been exposed

He definitely has a better quarterback to work with than McVay does. Also, I think the Cowboys' receiving corps is better than the Rams' at this point.

>three points
you'd better hope so

Bills try and fail.
The universe doesn't allow the Jets to try.
Miami doesn't even bother.

who is this hot young twink?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDERRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Suck

somewhat based
infinitely based

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God I fucking despise the Cowboys but I fucking love Kellen Moore
Why'd they have to get my boy

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V I K I N G S
SKOL VIKINGS LETS GO

>he played better against weaker defenses
What point are you trying to make?

He is just getting his feet under him. They had bad penalties too. Jimmy had 3 TDs called back on stupid penalties. Shoulda had a 4 TD game. I think at about the midway point in the game everyone realized the Bucs O Line had no answers Demar Dotson was holding on practically every play. The D is nasty. No point to start slinging it around for no reason. It was hot and humid as fuck that day too. Slowing down the pace and playing ball control was the right call. As a fan I was a little sad not to see a wide open game plan but I understand it. I expect big things this week. Plus Pettis is back with a full week of practice too. RB depth is looking thin again but I like Mosterts attitude and he was running really well before that big arm crunch last year.

He was Staubaach levels of mobile at Alabama until he had his legs gibb'd his senior year.

You're high

BASED

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if you're west of the Mississippi, north of texas, and not Colorado, I hope you enjoy the chiefs game sunday

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They continue to doubt them, revenge will be ours, for this team, for this city, for the Who Dat nation. Prepare your anuses Goof and the rasm, the Saints DL is going to run a train on Uranus.

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no
I have yet to see him call a good game against any kind of challenge

he looks like he takes it up the ass. Just sayin'.

How is Mariota still a starter?

has he lost a game yet this year?

I see you MORTON COUNTY, in the most southwest part of Kansas.

The fuck u doing watching Texans/Jags game. The fuck. It's not the MISSOURI city Chiefs,it's the KANSAS city chiefs.

Why the fuck, who the fuck are you to be watching the fucking Texans/Jags game.

Bunch of fuckin losers out there in MORTON county.

Because he's one of the best QBs in the game.

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He had that one good playoff game that sealed him for another three years.

She unretired after people started to freak out.

KC dominating the empty wasteland market

Sacramento Valley here, thank u I will. Comfy out of conference game to watch after I'm done watching a tiger slaughter in the morning.

Imagine still caring about this shit sport.

fins bro i wouldn't either

Imagine phoneposting from an island in all other ways returned to the Stone Age

How much did you put on the Dolphins +19?

3 bucks.

In the case of a miracle it's a free 50 bucks.

>Packers fans
twitter.com/jayman079?s=09

>83k in a checking account
who does that?

>Wyoming has to watch the Bills because Josh Allen went to school in Wyoming.

For me it's the Tennesse Oilers football club

Hunter Renfrow is gonna be the next Biletnikoff

Jimmy G. is a bust.

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If you stop watching football, that’s another three hours you can put in shining shoes! Think of all the extra money you’ll have!

How mad are you that your team didn't get Renfrow?

Bills are an 8 win team at the worst

Seething.

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Lol. Imagine making this prediction.

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$15. Easy money. Pats will win by 10 or 17.

>Brady only has a couple of years left at most and the East will become wide open once he does retire.

oh you sweet summer child...

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big mad

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You post this picture like I'm supposed to know who this is. Is that Brady's new backup?

kirk cousins
>5/11
>68 yards
>0 TDs/INTs
aaron rodgers
>28/37
>314 yards
>2 TDs/1 INT, 12 throwaways

vikings finna smash the pack on sunday lads. feels good.

I think so too. they pulled up off the gas against the steelers, I dont think they'll try to blow them out too much
unless pats are still salty about miami last year, then they'll go for the throat

2006 Kansas City
Cincinnati Bengals Loss
@Denver Broncos Loss
Bye
San Francisco 49ers Win
@Arizona Cardinals Win
@Pittsburgh Steelers Loss
San Diego Chargers Win
Seattle Seahawks Win
@St. Louis Rams Win
@Miami Dolphins Loss
Oakland Raiders Win
Denver Broncos Win
@Cleveland Browns Loss
Baltimore Ravens Loss
@San Diego Chargers Win
@Oakland Raiders Win
Jacksonville Jaguars Win
10-6 5-1 (2nd in AFC West) 6-6
2006 AFC West
San Diego Chargers 13-3 4-2 9-3
Kansas City Chiefs 10-6 5-1 6-6
Denver Broncos 9-7 3-3 8-4
Oakland Raiders 2-14 0-6 1-11
2006 AFC Playoff
Baltimore Ravens 13-3 5-1 10-2
San Diego Chargers 13-3 4-2 9-3
Indianapolis Colts 12-4 3-3 9-3
New England Patriots 12-4 4-2 8-4
New York Jets 10-6 4-2 7-5
Kansas City Chiefs 10-6 5-1 6-6
Wild Card) @Indianapolis Colts Win
Divisional) @Baltimore Ravens Win
AFC Champ) @New England Patriots Win
Super Bowl XLI) @Chicago Bears Win
2007 Kansas City
@Houston Texans Win (7-9; 4th in AFC South)
@Chicago Bears Win (6-10; 4th in NFC North)
Minnesota Vikings Win
@San Diego Chargers Win
Jacksonville Jaguars Win (10-6; 2nd in AFC South)
Cincinnati Bengals Win
@Oakland Raiders Win
Bye
Green Bay Packers Win (12-4; 1st in NFC North)
Denver Broncos Win
@Indianapolis Colts Win (12-4; 1st in AFC South)
Oakland Raiders Win
San Diego Chargers Win (10-6; 2nd in AFC West)
@Denver Broncos Win
Tennessee Titans Win (9-7; 3rd in AFC South)
@Detroit Lions Win (6-10; 3rd in NFC North)
@New York Jets Win (3-13; 4th in AFC East)
16-0 6-0 (1st in AFC West) 12-0
2007 AFC West
Kansas City Chiefs 16-0 6-0 12-0
San Diego Chargers 10-6 4-2 8-4
Denver Broncos 5-11 1-5 4-8
Oakland Raiders 3-13 1-5 3-9
2007 AFC Playoff
New England Patriots 16-0 6-0 12-0
Kansas City Chiefs 16-0 6-0 12-0
Indianapolis Colts 12-4 5-1 8-4
Pittsburgh Steelers 10-6 5-1 7-5
Jacksonville Jaguars 10-6 2-4 7-5
San Diego Chargers 10-6 4-2 8-4
Divisional) Jacksonville Jaguars Win
AFC Champ) @New England Patriots Win
Super Bowl XLII) New York Giants Win

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are these projections?
these are god awful

Here is how I calculated the undefeated season. Kinda sucks about the character limit.

>not knowing Carlton in Norwell/Tampa
YIKES!

literally the easiest schedule in the fucking league, the year after winning a super bowl, it's insane.

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Honestly their division should be broken up

WRONG

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>Based Cousins needing more than 9 passes to beat the P*ckers

Fake news

Losing to NFC teams?

>spam email saying I owe $43k to a Credit company
>dear miser anonson
>miser

Imagine needing your QB to pass for 300+ yards to win a game.

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>Is that Brady's new backup?
Yeah. Jarrett Stidham

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I know the Pats ain't beating the redskins

You now realize that Darren Sproles has been an Eagle for as many years as he's been a Charger

Huh?

I bet Brady has more 100+ passer rating wins with under 300 yards passing than the next three QB’s combined.

...what?!

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Imagine needing to pass for even 100 yards to win a game

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Wilson probably has more since he rarely throws for more than 300 yards a game

AB is /our guy/

Larry Fitzgerald is reddits guy

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Definitely the second best QB of that draft class.

Reminder that the Vikings will have to win despite their QB in order to have a chance. Just like 2017

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HOL UP HOL UP

WE DEM BOYZ WE DEM BOYZ

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Larry is 3x times the WR he'll ever be

Catbroship is 0-5.

Is Catb Owl still happening?

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Only one nation

Raider Nation (under a groove)

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Still makes me laugh, the ONLY missed PAT in his career, the only missed that year, from the most accurate kicker in the league, on a short field, that's some voodoo shit right there.

I’m beginning to believe that cowboys fans are the most retarded people in the world.

Not an issue

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If that were true he wouldn't be playing with a brown midget at quarterback

Where my Steelie bros at

I'm thinkin the Tennessee Oilers are gonna win an owl in the next decade

I fucking hate you and hope youre entire extended family is poisoned by some contaminated EBT welfare food product and you lose everyone you love from expired shake and bake chicken.

And therefore...

>Doesn't have an elite RB Committee
>Doesn't have an Elite WR Corps
Though Thielen IS elite
>Atrocious Offensive line
that team rides or dies with the defense

Hope you fags make the playoffs so AB can dab all over your sorry asses

They're actually 0-4-1 but tying the Tards is basically the same as losing

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>sleeping on the Vikings
Go right ahead.

This. Also Ted Ginn is a better receiver than Calvin Johnson, after all he’s played much longer despite being in the same draft class!

Just because he's a. Godly WR doesn't mean the FO is good

That's astroturf, you mongoloid.

You said this in 2017. and 2015. and 2012. and 2009. and 2008. and 2004.

Congratulations, you beat the falcons, one of the few teams with a worse offensive line than yours

See you in 3 days

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Who are the current dome babbies of the nfl?

getting tired of dome babbys

In 2017 we went to the NFCCG so I’m not sure what point you’re trying to make. Keep sleeping, it won’t make it any different when we storm the league

>In 2017 we went to the NFCCG
How'd that work out?

what the fuck

Hive mind

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I'm a fan of the team that the Vikings played in that NFCCG. So trust me when I say this, because I know from experience. Don't count your chickens before they hatch. Doubly so if you have a QB that is pretty damn average. I remember 2010, and 2011, and 2013 very well

>the skill doesn’t count if you don’t win it all

HOLY FUCK them hips

Because they are playing the Lions.

>Skill
You got lucky. Then you got shit on.

>having the top defense in the league is “luck”
Which team that got knocked out by the Vikings do you support?

Welcome to Yea Forums. Every player in NFL history not named Tom Brady is a bust.

>top defense in the league
By yardage

Are you trying to say Kirk "9-27 against teams .500 or better" Cousins isn't a bust?

Half of Yea Forums shits on Tom Brady. I guess only half is actually pretty good for this board.

And points allowed.

Any competent vexillologist.

and then gave up 37 to a scrub coach with a fluke qb

God that day was beautiful

Everything since then has been a disater. it's fucking terrible because I really thought a new day dawned after beating ne in foxboro and rex and sanchez would become the new kings of the afc


whats more amazing is we are still the last team to keep the pats out of the afc title game

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Shit happens. Again, doesn’t discredit the skill that the team had up to that point.

Got traded to the cowboys

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Lmao. My favorite was the Ravens defeating the Lions 18-16 in 2013. Tucker scored all 18 points on 6 field goals, including a 61yd game winner

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The only impressive win was beating the Rams, and the one saints game. the regular season one was from before the team figured it out. Almost as unimpressive as the eagles, who beat the panthers thanks to refball. but they at least fluked a title

Make a case for who should have gotten it instead.

Over/Under?
Raiders score 24 points against KC

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Raiders will score nothing

Keenum's ceiling is Smith on a mediocre day.

Ain't KC's defense bad? They can score at least 10

You can't give me a (You) if your team hasn't won a Super Bowl

SEETHING

95428535
lol watch me

saints, boys, kangz, falcons

>mfw >my team doesn't play in a dome

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95428535
Titans fan here, catch this (You)

They arguably don’t play period

Huh. I missed that a tie happened already.

So the Loins are unironically the favorite for Catb Owl this year.

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based
seethe

>implying

dome babby mind

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If you don't win a Super Bowl, your NFL career was a failure.

Foles>Coupons

>Foles
Who? Oh, you mean the dead quarterback of the Jacksonville Jaguars.

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You now remember the Saints basically gave him away because he was "spent". He is now, but damn they could have squeezed another entire contract out of him.

The Vikings passed 10 times last game due to game flow, they're not doing that again. It's not 1938 you retard

NEW
NEW

I never said that.

Hmmm... What do mostly have in common?

N

I

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go to bed ben simmons

>worst passing qb in the league last year
>has one good game against a historically bad team trying to tank
>oldgay cums his pants

wew