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Jeremiah Robinson
First!
Brayden Gray
Jews aren’t human
Justin Diaz
second
Jaxon Bailey
Oof, talk about cucked.
Logan Rivera
fourth
James Morris
sixth
Brayden Morgan
Thing is, Khabib has literally NOTHING for Tony. Tony owns him anywhere.
1. On the feet. Tony pieces up khabib and his sambo SHITboxing. Khabib will not be able to find where he's coming from. His face will get torn up from elbows. His elusiveness will have Khabib crying to his corner after one round.
2. Wrestling. Okay, Khabib is good at this, we get it. But Tony is a NCWA wrestling champion and he played football. He easily has enough experience to stuff Khabib's takedowns and keep the fight standing.
3. On the ground. Tony is a KILLER here. Everyone tries to stand back up when Khabib is on them, which gasses them. Tony don't give a fuck. He will stay in guard and MURDER khabib with ELBOWS. His submission threat is like NOTHING khabib has ever experienced before. HE IS A 10TH PLANET BLACK BELT. There is no shortage of ways Tony can win from here.
4. Conditioning. Tony is a freak. Once he starts, he never stops. He IMPROVES over rounds. Khabib's only chance is to get a flash KO (he wont). Tony is an animal.
5. The X-factor. Khabib's whole deal is that he's a Russian "tough guy." I'll give him that. But Tony is a literal PSYCHOPATH. Khabib has never been locked in a cage with SOMEONE LIKE TONY!
It's time for the real champ to step up!
Jonathan Taylor
This is the one
Kayden Howard
netherlands wins the rematch
Dylan Lopez
>posting the inferior pasta
Benjamin Barnes
Thing is, Khabib has literally NOTHING for Tony. Tony owns him anywhere.
1. On the feet. Tony DANCES up khabib and his sambo SHITboxing. Khabib will not be able to find where he's coming from. His face will get torn up from the DANCING. His elusiveness will have Khabib crying to his corner after one round.
2. Wrestling. Okay, Khabib is good at this, we get it. But Tony is a NCWA DANCING champion and he played football. He easily has enough experience to stuff Khabib's takedowns and keep DANCING.
3. On the ground. Tony is a DANCER here. Everyone tries to stand back up when Khabib is on them, which gasses them. Tony don't give a fuck. He will stay in guard and DANCE khabib with his HIPS
. His DANCING threat is like NOTHING khabib has ever experienced before. HE IS A 10TH PLANET BREAKDANCER. There is no shortage of ways Tony can win from here.
4. Conditioning. Tony is a freak. Once he starts, he never stops. He IMPROVES over rounds. Khabib's only chance is to get a flash KO (he wont). Tony is a DANCER.
5. The X-factor. Khabib's whole deal is that he's a Russian "tough guy." I'll give him that. But Tony is a literal PSYCHOPATH DANCER. Khabib has never been locked in a cage with SOMEONE LIKE TONY!
It's time for the real champ to step up and boogey!
Angel Rodriguez
Defend Or Vacate
Benjamin Ortiz
Thomas Bennett
James Green
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Bentley Mitchell
Leave Khabib to me
Parker Phillips
formerly sucks
Nathaniel Miller
Just got recommended on youtube a 45 minute long video of two dorks analyzing some shit Schaub said about Rogan
if anyone of you here support that shit I will heem you
Wyatt Nelson
Link
John Clark
my picks got heemed after the dutchman got heemed by his dad
Julian Rogers
he just can’t explain this
Lincoln Diaz
>the rat fears natty gleison
Dylan Bell
No
Apparently Schaub joked around about bald dudes slinging dick in response to some random dude who was losing his hair, and then he mentioned the only two bald dudes he know. Rogan and Dana White.
Some nerds have talked about this for HOURS and DAYS now, saying that he snitched on Rogan cheating on his wife or some total bullshit. It kinda makes me mad. Fucking losers.
Xavier Rogers
>tfw Tony will finally end the Khabib meme
Ryder Jenkins
>Muh bull
Cringe kys cuk
Isaac Wilson
Who actually took the time to write this shit? Damn
Zachary Johnson
I get more sex than anyone here
Alexander Ward
>Cringe is to grasp, to clinch
Based and Redpilled
Aaron Price
It's pathetic how much people care about Blow Rogain and Brenda Schlaub drama
Alexander Wilson
Noah Hughes
Levi Sanchez
favourite natty fighters?
Juan Miller
Kharybaby
Jackson Ramirez
Schaub would have beat Lesnar
Aaron King
Joe Rogan said GSP used tanning beds "to help with athletic performance" because "vitamin D is linked with increased athletic performance" even though the rays from tanning beds don't increase vitamin D production in the skin kek
Zachary Morales
Ethan Long
El Cucuy
Jace Jenkins
Thomas Thompson
its over
Nathan Allen
Based Peta has had enough of the "muh bears" meme
>mmamania.com
Ayden Williams
woah
based
James Cooper
shut your mouth kaffir
Jaxson Cox
Thomas Smith
GSP is just a freak of nature. He is built like an anime character
Daniel Martinez
the definition of bro science
Nolan White
what causes this?
Jaxson Evans
>Older than the Tibau fight
Wyatt Green
holy mother of BASTE
khabib making petamutts SEETHE
Carter Hill
It will be him
Noah Turner
HGH
Chase King
kek fucking Peta, there's no way khabib is going to say sorry to those fuckers
Jeremiah Cruz
OH NO NO NO NO NONOOOOOOOOONONONONONONONONO[NONNONONONONNOOOOOOOONONO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONONONAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAH HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHANONONONONOO NO NO NOOO
Carson Williams
diverticulitis
Levi Jackson
do these people realise no one takes them seriously?
They must know the entire planet is laughing at them
Adam King
>dustbin TKOs gaethje
>khabib chokes out dustbin after manhandling him
ali abdulaziz is gaethje's manager anyway so they will never fight.
Camden Perez
Peta just wants to hug all the bears in the world it's not like they're dangerous or anything
Daniel Murphy
colitis my bad
Owen Mitchell
Why did tony duck khabib for so long? doesn't he realize it will all lead to the same result, him getting flushed by khabib?
Austin Foster
kek, but i'm so done with everybody wanting a apology from everybody
Jaxon Jackson
They all suffer from delusion of the highest order
Isaac Anderson
Hey guys tell me what you think of this one:
Donald "Cowboy" Jabroni
Bentley Flores
all natural
Ethan Bailey
Sorry dustin i have to do this, i don't care about your destiny, now stand still and stop resisting, it will be less painful this way.
Luis Moore
I always wondered what peta thinks about chimps viscously raping other animals
Jose Harris
>chinkrunes on chest
dropped
Brandon Morales
Colitis. Some people believe he was on GH even though there is no reason for him to take it
Kevin Williams
Yeah it's always the people who don't deserve apologies that beg for them
Luke Howard
SEND LOCATION TONY
Kevin Gray
Dana please, tell this guys what time is it.
Joseph Stewart
Well he was moving up 15 pounds to a new weight class while staying just as lean as he was at 170 despite being in his late 30s and he had a long layoff to do so
David Kelly
>no ring girl division
i should be a promoter
Jayden Diaz
ITS TONY TIME BITCHES
Dominic Sanchez
this but in oil and no striking allowed
Chase Morales
They're all ugly
Dominic Foster
shut the fuck up already i know you are trolling but you aren’t even funny anymore please kill yourself
Sebastian Ramirez
no u
Landon Brooks
*quack*
Robert Reed
What's he thinking?
Kevin Myers
not quite all of them
Owen Wilson
has to be full contact, people will pay to see them battered
post your skin tone
David Cook
Nobody talk about tony time
Jaxson Cooper
Filtered for spamming
Anthony Young
when the FUCK is the merger between ultimate surrender and the UFC going to happen?
Lucas Jenkins
Ya seethe? your spic boy is gonna get smeshed
Cameron Foster
How would GH help him with it? It's not TRT. It literally makes you grow. And you don't shrink when you stop taking it
Jonathan Bell
>Oh no I hate cameras
>Everyone said no one would see me in this hat
>I wish I just stayed at home with mini Khabib
>I hope Tony doesn't make fun of my hat
>I could be at home eating tiramisu with mini Khabib right now
Josiah Nguyen
>arianny vs carly baker
Charles Cooper
Dis is namba one bullshet
Gavin Williams
Wess coass hapa bitches are something else
Tyler Nelson
Tiramisu is forget braza
Matthew Flores
Austin Clark
A CamSoda cross-promotion is totally reasonable
Christian Howard
youtube.com
It's K-khabib time...
Carson Walker
That fight will never happen
Parker Howard
dude i'm eating wtf
Samuel Ortiz
Ian Bell
Joseph Russell
Fuck, those crystal eyes are pearcing my heart
Benjamin Green
#ChampShitOnly
Luis Clark
Brayden Gutierrez
>BRADDA NO! BRADDA! THIS IS HARAM!
Thomas Rivera
me in the middle
Aaron Ramirez
Your wife's a towel mate
Matthew Reed
Kek Based
Kevin Butler
Jaxon Brown
If it were hgh the bloat wouldn't go away to some extent except it does. Man this is low bait. Look at piers first 2 fights. He was already huge, and he's a man let so he didn't need to roid in the ufc unless it was for performance and not size and I don't think you would do hgh. Back then just do some new ester and clean up.
Kayden Williams
I still have no clue why Bisping fought Gastelum so soon after the gsp fight
Michael Turner
Tony would end the Khabibsexual meme... too bad Khabib will duck again like a little Dagastani rat.
Landon Carter
The natty GOAT doesn't turn down fights
Nathaniel Johnson
Yes promote these sluts onto my dick
Levi Campbell
Arianny and Brittany BTFO
Ayden Fisher
Every ufc girl btfo
Nicholas Ramirez
Wat u no want to see drained gsp at 155 brother? Hey mini Khabib tell them wat time it is. It is smesh time.
Angel Lee
>skinnyfat porn stars
i'll take the cardio bunny ring girls thanks
Jayden Watson
I think a camsoda promotion with the ufc would get all the cazzie dorks to stop following it. Too bad it will never happen
Gabriel Murphy
>women should lose a career they enjoy because of ugly women, prudes and regressives.
They said the same shit about the ufc oh its so backwards ban it. They're going to ruin legitimate careers for women who like to be pretty because to defeminised women and neutered men that don't produce any hormones they can't grasp why someone would want to do something like sports or look good. These people literally need to have sex.
Easton Martin
>champ shit only
Anthony Harris
>spam shit only
Nathaniel James
>travel through NZ
>everything is broken
>pot holes everywhere
>houses are shacks
>EVERY lawn is scalped
Do you at least agree WMMA fights should have ring boys for balance?
Angel Foster
Horrendous. No one comes close to boxing girls.
Brayden Phillips
Dominic Green
>spam
Adrian Gomez
Fuck Fuck Marry Fuck
3, 1, 2, 4
Factual Information.
Luke Anderson
Cringe
Noah Bailey
Just how flushed is Conor? Which fighters currently have higher stock than him? Off the top of my head
>Khabib
>Nate
>Jorge
Juan Cook
>travel through aus
>everywhere is called woolooloogong
>not an abbo in sight
>was entirely white when I went to brisbane in the 00s
Avtually bretty good
And no I don't think that because I'm not a faggot. Wmma should be banned and same with the manlet divisions.
Eli Perry
if Justin Gaethje can beat Donald Cerrone tomorrow night, i think he will get the win
Owen Miller
Ian Brown
shes beautiful
Anthony Jones
Dylan Bailey
Khabib vs Connor is just what Mendez vs Connor would've looked like if Mendez had gas in his tank
Evan Wright
Have sex
Hunter Young
You can very nearly see their (other) brown eyes.
Benjamin Bell
Have sex
Elijah Ramirez
mendez vs conor is just what khabib vs Conor would've looked like if conor had gas in his tank
Ethan Morales
I love Joanna, she's definitely a good fuck, you can tell
Carson Thompson
Even artem has a higher stock than conor atm
Aiden Reed
God I wish a 19 year old Joanna would approach me in the gym as I hit the double end bag and pretend she needs advice to talk to me and I barely look at her and just show her technique quietly until she goes away and then slap myself for it repeatedly later as I stare into my bathroom mirror.
Jacob Carter
Cute !
Camden Rivera
Probably should have gotten facial surgery before tit surgery
Charles Baker
seek help
Bentley Gutierrez
Holy shit you're dead right
Bentley Hill
Zachary Foster
...
Jayden Jenkins
What's this from?
Parker Cook
Retarded Irish cant into streams
Jaxon Cooper
What's next for donald cerrone after gaycheese flushes him tomorrow?
Luis Lee
Yes I "can't into streams", you mongoloid abo.
Leo Parker
You mean husband. Who knows what type of creature is hiding beneath that veil.
Elijah Anderson
I wonder if islam ever gets jealous. Khabib must have hundreds of dagestani twinks just throwing themselves at him, playfully pretending to take him down and suck him off.
Alexander Gray
>HE HAS HIS HANDS BEHIND HIS BACK
Jaxon Walker
1, 2, 3, 4
Henry Cook
seething retarded customer
Henry Harris
Mongoloid Abo still can't make any sense. Back into the ditch you go.
Brody Gray
dude did you see nate diaz put up the middle fingers?! fucking badass what a bad motherfucker
Cooper Johnson
95425149
this is the reddit tier posters we now endure because of retarded retired irish faggots
this is them
Kayden Morales
Based baguette bro
Hunter Carter
>HOLY FRIG HE JUST SAID HIS CATCHPHRASE TAKE MY MONEY HOW MUCH IS THE PPV I WILL BE BUYING IT
Michael Clark
>people are so insecure about two brash cholos that they keep false flagging their fans
Ethan Diaz
Wrong order.
>cant even quote the comment properly
Isaac Morgan
the link with athletic performance and vitamin D is probably so slim that a placebo effect from believing the tanning bed is doing something is probably comparable.
Lucas Stewart
95425261
[YOU]
Jonathan Collins
Ryan Butler
One (you) coming up, here's the attention you desperately crave.
Obessed.
Ryan Gutierrez
95425303
Matthew Flores
I'm a virgin
Caleb Green
Lel, only 4 years late
John Adams
very nice
Asher Williams
It's not a bad think user
Leo Thomas
Typical mexican
Isaiah Evans
Based
Fuck Quackbib
Carson Allen
I'm a sex-haver
Ryan Anderson
Dude that's someones daughter chill
Asher Miller
Lol
Matthew Evans
for me it's #2
Isaiah Lewis
Danis heems the entire UFC welterweight division
Isaiah Jenkins
the ultimate cuck
based
Kayden Howard
Danis wins the first UFC 165 catchweight title and reigns for 15 defenses before retiring.
Levi Flores
>aye papi
What did she mean by this?
Landon Smith
How does Colby vs Nate go?
Juan Lee
nate get wrestlefucked by manlets despite being a bjj guy
Oliver Cook
High-volume strikefest before it goes to the ground, then Colby spends most of his time on top for a decision win
Josiah Torres
Max heems Bobby, change my mind.
Nathaniel Edwards
Your boyfriend is a lucky man.
Easton Howard
prove that max can heem bobby without using MMA math
Brody Ortiz
>Wmma should be banned and same with the manlet divisions.
indeed
Andrew Martin
Sperguson calls out Dildo for the BMF belt (Baddest Mexican Fighter) and Dana caves to the pressure of the s o i b o i s
Connor Robinson
Max goes up in weight, Bobby drops... Simple. Duhhhhhh
Kevin Foster
Nate lost to Clay Guida, Colby would destroy him
Brandon Gonzalez
>"joe rogan said"
Cringe.
Isaiah Nelson
*mogs you*
Adrian Sullivan
Jamie, pull that up.
Brody Wright
Those are the 72 virgins the mudslimes talk about
Asher Allen
I wanna tie her up and gently lick her anus until she creams all over my face, no homo.
Jackson Johnson
I would boy Dannis if he wasn't such a gooby asslicker
being an asslicker at all is a dealbreaker to start with
Matthew Howard
Isn't she Flip though?
Eli Miller
>that abdominoplasty scar though
Luke Perez
>abdominoplasty
It might be from melanoma. My ex had one just like it in that same spot actually
Julian Foster
You're selling Guida a little short here
Jonathan Rodriguez
Josiah Parker
Wins a fight against some faggot wyboi?
Aaron Campbell
You're south """American""" so I'm just gonna tell you to shut up
Colton Sanchez
I literally have a British passport.
Logan Rivera
Would any sane man pay $56 to wear a white tee with a print of Conor riding a jetski?
Connor Clark
Khabib, I...
Isaac Murphy
Take notes Khabib, THIS is how you defend a guillotine
Grayson Green
Shoots at your legs
Joseph Davis
>56
holy shit
Aaron Smith
I'd pay twice as much to never ever be seen wearing that shit by anyone.
Grayson Jackson
That kick to the head.
Ethan Jones
yeah so? i have one and i'm not white
Jordan Turner
I'd wear it ironically but I wouldn't pay for it
Thomas Walker
God I wish soccer kicks were legal in the UFC
Daniel Carter
>that soccerball kick for good measure
Nicholas Gomez
Guilloplexed into soccer kick to the back of the head, what a classic.
Benjamin Robinson
>not white
Ewww, for fuck's sake Pajeet.
Gavin Wilson
prime guida was good. nate in general is underrated for being a dude weed lmao meme
Mason Evans
im not indian either nor paki/arab/black
Isaiah Gutierrez
I was there for the JRE's humble beginnings. It's insane to see what it's become now.
Colton Phillips
we all know this feel
it's not fair lads
Owen Adams
speak for yourself manlet lmao
Lucas Baker
>we
James Jenkins
speak for yourself manlet lmao
Jayden Adams
Imagine the braps
Xavier Edwards
Anthony Martin
this man is walking kino
Noah Edwards
yum
Luke Morales
Jonathan Rivera
Poor Fronkie. At least he demolished the tall cutbabby Yair and was a LW champ without cutting any weight at all. It sucks he's going to turn into the thing he hates at 135, but everyone cuts a shit ton of weight in the ufc now it's just unavoidable. Still my favorite LW champ.
Daniel Davis
I never took the time to put attention to that graph but it actually makes sense
Eli Lopez
Spic?
Jack Bennett
Play basketball if you ever want to feel like a manlet
Xavier Brooks
mickey gall
Aaron Torres
What a twist
Luke Walker
>loses the fight
>loses the story
Landon Clark
*ducks*
Oliver Powell
Honestly seeing this makes me like Conor's angle a 100x more. Dustin isn't even thinking rematch at least Conor hasn't mentally gave up yet.
Joseph Lewis
Remember, Dustin is the main character of the anime
Luke Thomas
He's going to lose the Conor rematch then retire and heem himself
Eli Jackson
Sage Northcutt
John James
GSP was a chinlet
Luke Thomas
Bentley Martin
Just when I was gonna make one
Henry Long
This. On top of the forrest griffin breakdown of the fight, Conor wins the rematch and there is no doubt in my mind about it
Blake Hughes
>The podcast helped Andrew Yang's campaign for the 2020 US presidential election gain momentum following his appearance in February 2019. Thirty days before the interview, Yang averaged 62 donations per day; thirty days after the interview, he averaged 2,150.[28][29]
Jonathan Cox
dilate
William Fisher
I would gladly fuck any of them, but what the fuck is going on with Arianny? She's had so much work on her face she looks like a melted candle.
Joseph Foster
It just gets worse for Dustbin every day, broken physically and mentally by Khabib, cried on TV, then got bitchslapped by Conor on Twitter after trying to pick a fight with him. Probably can't even get it up for Jolie anymore...
Evan Parker
With a trillion losses under his belt, just like all of Mexico.
Matthew Miller
Andrew Foster
So we're still getting that 1,000 dollars a month?
Parker Russell
Does Australia have a single win? Didn't Australia get btfo by emus?
Easton Fisher
Canada
>1 p4p goat contender (gsp)
>2 natty goat contenders (gsp, macdonald
Brazil
>best p4p fighter got dominated by Chael fucking Sonnen
>NO natty goat contenders, barely any natty fighters at all
Therefore, Canada>Brazil
Jacob Cook
Nicholas Edwards
That's not Australia.
That's it's retarded son
Jaxon Ortiz
>He doesn't know about heemanda
Landon Gonzalez
Have sex
Adrian Hill
Deadpool doesn't look so good in that picture.
Christian Morris
>australia
kek stupid spic
Zachary Robinson
You mean that TRT disaster? Sure, I'll give you that one lmao
Isaac Peterson
Cope
Christopher Turner
This is how I like to imagine dana watching wmma fights
Angel Allen
Kek I goofed. The flags look the same on mobile, but what's the difference? If anything New Zealand is even less relevant than Australia. At least Australia has memes.
Jack Turner
>MacDonald
>Natty goat contender
>GSP
>Natty
kek
William Hughes
She doesn't look upset at all, maybe she saw it coming or is just good at hiding it.
Nathan Baker
I’d heem you all
Nathaniel Thompson
>new zealand
that's adesanyas home lad
Aaron Moore
Oh that explains the tattoo of Africa on his chest
Cameron Mitchell
Any BKFC events coming soon?
Kevin Carter
I can’t wait till the two spic cans fight........for sure fight of the year!!
Chase Moore
>spic in america
>posting on phone
>general faggotry
Who the fuck are you talking about what and what's not relevant?
Isaiah Morgan
Thomas Cruz
Has anyone seen the lastest JRE with Dan Aykroyd? He keeps breathing into the mic like he's just ran a marathon or something. Dumb fucking boomer.
Hunter Parker
This but unironically
Owen Ward
looks fashy as shit tbqh, currently ordering extras for my friends.
Matthew Cook
I just had a dream were I knocked out Luke Rockhold for some reason then I bolted because I was scared he was gonna wake up and heem me or the bolice would get me.
What does it all mean guys?
Christian Torres
She seemed a bit relieved, which is normal
David Hughes
What a fucking cuck, he felt the need to apologise to his wife over something she knows nothing about? I 100% believe Colby when he said this guy is just a fake nice guy act for when the cameras on
Grayson Russell
nope
Charles Davis
Less relevant to the world. Don't knock phone posting sorry I don't care about an anonymous Mongolian knitting board as much as you.
Joseph Cruz
>spic intelligence
Daniel Hernandez
>fan favorite!
Hudson Anderson
She looks like shit
Ian Price
I needed your flag earlier
Mason Ward
We live in the wrong timeline...
Christian Sullivan
Usman and Colby fucked us all. May end up watching pillowfencing instead that night.
Jaxon Perez
Gaethje beats Khabib
Khabib beats Tony
Tony beats Gaethje
Simple as
Hudson Cox
Literally any striker with the cajones to just punch beats Khabib
Jose Robinson
I hate Khabib so much
Hunter Rogers
Me as well
Kayden Jenkins
Which mexican will be the first to kill khabozo?
Kayden Brooks
Cry some more
Adrian Campbell
Heem, who is the next fighter that's gonna Chris Benoit their wife, recently it was Tony smashing holes and scaring his wife then it was BJ beating his wife. Before that it was Matt Hughes.
Who's next?
Hunter James
Anus: Disappointing result for the Gilroy High School wrestling coach and now former HW champion DC.
LMAO
Lucas Lopez
Michel peirera is a middle weight fighting a short notice lightweight
Pride asf lmao
Noah Lewis
UFC Vancouver: Weigh-in
UFC Vancouver: Weigh-in
UFC Vancouver: Weigh-in
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
Kevin Perez
>France
>mma isn't even legal in the country
Is there a more faggy country?
Daniel Rivera
Seven skippable, SHIT cards in a row until UFC 244.
Matthew Watson
THATS THE BADDEST MJAOFF FUKCER
HE SAY THING HE SAY
Dominic Brown
MICHEL PEREIRA IS FIGHTING TOMORROW
Jeremiah Campbell
>Gaycheese thinks he will get a title shot after beating Donald Canroney. Who just lost to Tony, the lineage champion of lightweight.
Christopher Flores
did cowboy win the story forever when he finished rick story?
Chase Jenkins
Gaethje seems like a bad match up for Cerrone with his non stop pressure, but Cerrones chin is so underrated. He goes to decision with massive punchers a lot, so I think Gaethje needs to go back to his volume like in his UFC debut. Just loading up like he did against Vick and Edson won't work here. Would love to see Cerrone get the upset.
Julian Torres
5 seconds
Aiden Ortiz
Do you think Brian wakes up in the middle of the night still sometimes from getting kicked off jre
Zachary Watson
If Gaethje will use the same combinations as Paulo he will win after the second exchange
Dylan Ramirez
Imagine the small guy heems him while hes doing some meme shit kek
Noah Smith
Cerrone could just easily put GayCheese away with one of his Muy Thai combos. Don't be surprised if the fight doesn't last for more than one round.
Nicholas Anderson
Rick Story always wins The Story
Adam Wilson
>Fighters Cerrone has beaten with the pressure of Justin:
>Fighters Cerrone has lost to with the pressure of Justin: Ferguson, Till, Lawler
Asher Stewart
Right here, the most faggy country, right here. When you defend yourself in France you get praise, when I defend myself in Sweden I get charged with an offense.
Cooper Martinez
95426756
Julian Price
Would love it, Cerrone a true legend. Gaethje's cardio is overrated as well he gassed badly against Alvarez, I think if Cerrone can make it last he will really takeover.
Samuel Sanchez
It's tawlf b. I'm just hoping America doesn't end up the same way.
Jordan Rivera
Lmao Pereira
Luis Carter
Does Khabib consider Putin a countryman or just another infidel whiteoid?
Abdulmanap probably does since he's from a time before the Caucasus become middle eastern.
Dylan Ross
I smoked a joint with Tristan Connelly in 2017
Ryder Baker
Gaethje got so gassed in his ufc debut he almost lost because of it haha
Jaxon Sullivan
>Fighters Cerrone has beaten with the pressure of Justin: Hernandez, Perry, Yancy, Lawler
>Fighters Cerrone has lost to with the pressure of Justin:
>Ferguson
I rate him a lot more than Gaethje
>Till
twice the size of Gaethje and throws long straights, unlike Gaethje
Ethan Gutierrez
Donald Cerrone vs. Justin Gaethje
Glover Teixeira vs. Nikita Krylov
Todd Duffee vs. Jeff Hughes
Michel Pereira vs. Tristan Connelly
Uriah Hall vs. Antonio Carlos Junior
Misha Cirkunov vs. Jimmy Crute
Logan Edwards
You forgot rda. And Nate wore cowboy down with volume
Josiah Morgan
That wasn't even a kick. Askren just fucking ducked and got a knee to his jaw. He would have won in any case.
Nicholas Jones
Go check out the Lawler fight. The first thing Askren did was throw that pathetic takedown attempt. Masvidal knew that he was gonna do that again because Askren is a one trick pony.
Jordan Russell
Nathaniel Walker
>>Fighters Cerrone has beaten with the pressure of Justin: Hernandez, Perry, Yancy, Lawler
the mentally ill should need to pass a harder captcha to post here. its just gross.
William Ortiz
this card is unironically better than the previous
Luis Bailey
I feel bad for him. People at middleweight will destroy his body. He doesn't have defense or mobility to evade attacks. He always used his size advantage to win.
Cameron Lee
Lol Gaethje is not a pressure fighter, you dumb fuck cazzie. He has a high strike volume, but that's because he gets into a lot of fire fights, not because he's constantly pushing forward like Tony or Till. Cowboy will keep Gaethje at range, destroy him with kicks and stifle his boxing with jabs. Guaranteed.
Dylan Rivera
RDA is levels above Gaethje, Nate is an unfortunate one but he's still quite different to Gaethje, it was just non stop 1 2s.
Remember when Australians got called out for not knowing anything all started crying?
Daniel Campbell
where are the links?
Nathaniel Foster
Parker Ward
95427014
>Lol Gaethje is not a pressure fighter,
Easton Howard
Why are you dickriding GayCheese? You fancy him fag?
Alexander Wood
Ya seethe?
Hudson Wright
hahahahhahhahahah. user hahahahahh! give me the stream nigger
Isaac Jackson
Remember when Cerrone was listed as 6'1. He was about 2 inches shorter than 6'1 Leon, an inch shorter than Nate whose listed at 6'0.
Asher Collins
yikes, dilate and have cringe sex seething copecel
Jaxon Ross
Based Gaethje mark poster
Evan Hughes
I reckon Nate is actually 6'1, and people say he has narrow shoulders but he made Cerrone look like a total framelet.
Isaac Roberts
khabib gave the guillotine to dustin to tire him out
he said this in the putin interview
Zachary Lee
Obvious namefag. It's bedtime for you, Sven.
Ayden Reyes
Everyone was pretending it was in tight but guillotines from half guard are rare, everyone should've known unless it was in full guard Khabib was getting out easy.
Owen Brown
Goddammit, samefag not namefag. Maybe it's my bedtime also.
Angel Roberts
Nämn plats och tid så heemar jag sönder dig till köttfärs. Med den köttfärsen kommer jag tillaga en delikat pastasås som jag kommer bjuda din släkt på. Och när middagen är över kommer jag visa en slideshow på när jag styckar dig, när jag maler ned dina muskler, när jag kokar dina ben till en fond, när jag tillreder pastasåsen. Kommer även filma detta och ladda upp det på internet så alla som någonsin känt dig kommer se vad som blev av med dig.
Så säg mig, tid och plats.
Jace Campbell
yikes do amerimutts really do this
Matthew Diaz
>DIAZ JUST SMOKED A FUCKING SPLIFF OH MY GOD
Thomas Lewis
who the fuck is that guy?
Colton Collins
More than "giving it" to him, he probably stayed in there and chilled instead of trying to escape it immediately (which also makes it an easier escape once he goes for it). Literally letting him get it sounds a little bit too much like 6-D chess post facto self mythologizing to me.
Ryan Edwards
I was waiting for somebody to get the quote, well played Jose.
Michael Hughes
walla dy tar dachri i götten kahba
Gabriel Rodriguez
Conor Mcgregor made Holloway, Poirier, Aldo and Alvarez all look like easy fights.
Christopher Perry
He always exaggerates or makes stuff up after fights and cazzies eat it up lol.
Jason Reed
>Mention place and time and I will crush you to minced meat. With that minced meat, I will cook a delicious pasta sauce that I will invite your family to. And when dinner is over I will show a slideshow on when I cut you, when I grind your muscles, when I cook your bones for a fund, when I prepare the pasta sauce. Will also film this and upload it on the internet so everyone who has ever known you will see what got rid of you.
>So tell me, time and place.
Cringe-o-rama.
Tyler James
>DID DIAZ JUST DO THE RUDE FINGER? HAHAHA OH MY GOD WHAT IS GOING ON I AM SO FUCKING LAME
Carter Ward
Those are str8 faxxx b, no cap
Oliver Hill
and the funny part is he will actually win the rematches
Jeremiah Collins
crackstreams if youre looking for tonights regional mma events
Gabriel Brooks
>walla dy tar dachri i götten kahba
lmao google translate thinks this one is Arabic.
Justin Jones
rojo empastillado
Lincoln Reyes
Du kommer till min stad och du blir läggad av mina syrianer som vaktar gränserna. Och det är inget skämt.
Most of it is arabic.
Walla - most overused word by arabs
Dachri - dick
Kahba - kebab
Ayden Roberts
>pilled-up red
Dafuq? Are you calling me a communist?
Easton Walker
>Masvidal won the stor-
Justin Lopez
Lo sionte, mes payes padres es muy stupido. Èl esta le produit de cent años incesto.
Sebastian Rogers
I recognize and have fapped many times to three of these porn stars.
Jacob Kelly
beknar helt tamam flip on flip skabb yani den kan öka din sannolikhet för att haffish en helt jettad chagga och den kan vårda din hy ingen lallish bara äkta fresh on fresh lukt on lukt svär den inverterar din vävnad till kloakvatten och konvertar dig från en äkta gawad till en maxad bynblocks driftare, kom till nordens tuffaste ghetton filipstads kommun du får gumbispris 20kr jalla
Eli Walker
stream pls? waterworks if necessary
Nathaniel Roberts
Me in the back pulling down my shirt
Levi Anderson
kek
Austin Robinson
That's a better effort than I could muster in Swedish but that shit reads like Haitian creole.
Evan Powell
That would be because I am mainly knowledgeable in French. I only know the most common phrases like Lo siento and various words.
Oliver Garcia
Checks out indeed.
Eli Kelly
OH NO NO NO
No wonder he's grown out his hair. It's fucking over for him.
Isaac Williams
Guy gets an MMA-themed full sleeve tattoo.
instagram.com
Jason Martin
You now remember Brian Redban
Noah Hughes
The chad father vs the virgin wife
Christopher Wilson
Jaxon Sanchez
The work looks pretty good. Masvidal on the forearm is based
Brandon Hughes
How do you think fighters cope if the opponent's breath smells like shit?
Liam Wright
I think Nate is 6' barefoot he's just one of the only fighters who doesn't add an inch to his height.
Dominic Morris
Slavs > *
Carson Anderson
Conor obviously.
She'll confront him about cheating while he's all drugged up. She mentions the Diaz and Khabib losses, that Poirier would win the rematch, and how Aldo was a fluke and then BAM! that left finds home.
She'll be the last person he ever drops with it.
Asher Taylor
Yeah, Conrad getting his head unscrewed against the cage is also breddy gud.
Connor Edwards
when youre ever sparring or training with a guy who stinks like shit its so disgusting you want to heem him even if youre not doing sparring
Adrian Cooper
Acquire taste
Ryder Gonzalez
Based.
Like when someone's gi smells like fucking death, how can people not realize their fuckkng clothes stink? Soak that shit in some vinegar, motherfucker!
James Hall
Colby's gonna go War Machine on a porn start pretty soon, they have a hard time not laughing at his teeny pecker
Zachary Jackson
Colby is not man enough for something like that.
Zachary Davis
Khabib is a can.
Dylan Evans
What is this supposed to prove, you retard?
Isaiah Taylor
I'd watch that on PPV
I don't think any of the pornstars he hangs with even gets to see his dick.
Jace Fisher
take a shower jorge, you stink
Matthew Ramirez
Kek
Hudson Clark
martial arts attracts lots of spergs and theyre too stupid to have basic hygiene. its why all these dumbcunts get staph infections all the time. that should be a difficult thing to happen but with dirty cunts its easy
Jason Sanchez
Jose Cox
You guys have Mark Hunt though he'll forever be one of everyone's favorite fighters
Isaiah Collins
He's Aussie
Jaxon Jackson
>Casvidull
Benjamin Butler
poosvidoodoo
Nathaniel Evans
windowlicker
Henry Nelson
fat cunts who make the whole room smell like bo should be gassed
Brody Phillips
Wasn't he born in New Zealand though? Did he move out right away or something?
Liam Wright
Landon Richardson
Yeah, he was Born in Auckland, New Zealand, Australia.
Carson Smith
Here's what you're looking for dood
Owen Brown
Khabib is based
Joseph Sullivan
not based
spic behavior
Alexander Morales
>NO NOOOO! HE'S OUT STOP HITTING HIM!
Henry Young
Cuban animal viciously attacks special needs old man.
Adam Lewis
Based
Adam Morales
its a good song
Hudson Barnes
Yeah those nerds need to watch pillowfencing
Elijah Cook
Colby would smash Dullvidull so he runs away to fight cans
Very Sad! Looks Like A Loser!
Oliver Flores
Ben Askren is a Jew who convinced people he was white.
Daniel Lewis
That Colby is a fake faggot and you're a mark-ass mark.
Jack Foster
>189 was 7 years ago
Sebastian Garcia
>NO NOOOO! HE'S OUT STOP HITTING HIM!
Sebastian Parker
He thought he might get up...
Michael Jackson
>Portrait of screaming bodybuilder
Bodybuilders always get heemed look at what Ruiz did to Joshua
Gavin Brooks
I mean it did all happen in a span of 5 seconds
Zachary Flores
> citing ballet
but look what ngannou did to velasquez
Dylan Clark
>tfw legit shat on myself today as I was driving home
to be fair, I honestly believed that it was only a friendly brap at the time
Brandon Turner
189 was 1830 years ago, sweetie.
Justin King
based coral
Cooper Jackson
>ANYONE ANYTIME ANYWHERE
Colby
>uhhhhhhhhhhhh shrhsgfhghshh weed shasfhh dude ahsfhahsh badass hasdhaushdsu uhhhhhhhhhhh
Pussy
Mason Moore
Look at what stipe and Derrick Lewis did to Ngannou
Xavier Morris
stipe is a bodybuilder
Evan Mitchell
>ANYONE ANYTIME ANYWHERE
Ok but why'd he turn down Usman then?
Ayden Cruz
Askren wins 999/1000 times they fight
Mason King
Lol is this a joke
Josiah Hill
>Brendan Fitzgerald on commentary tomorrow
Ugh...
Jonathan Hughes
One more run at the W, Dana
Mason Parker
> fight for free
wme jew shill
Luis Sanders
>you now remember Punk x Mike Jackson
Chase Perry
She has the same facial structure as the singer from Rammstein
Ryder Rodriguez
Ah ok so then he should have said
>ANYONE ANYTIME ANYWHERE (b-but only if I get paid more than I'm worth!!!)
Christian Russell
who will fight again first? McGregor or Woodley?
Isaac Reyes
what a banger
Asher Robinson
I was laughing hysterically the first round but then it got really old
Angel James
how desperate for money was dana to allow this
Andrew Richardson
they are looking to pay him less than he's worth
jew's putting politics before money in the #resistance era
willing to lose money to spite the man
and usman hasn't accepted to fight anybody
they're negotiating with usman while offering colby a fake contract, less money than he got against lawler, and not negotiating
colby's the champ, come correct, jew.
Luis Wilson
thawghts?
youtube.com
Hunter Sullivan
Is this physique even achievable natty?
Christian Brooks
how come theres no wing chung champions lads
i thought bruce lee the best fighter ever said it was real : (
Kayden Gutierrez
Woodley will probably fight Edwards and Conor will probably fight Gaethje, so Conor most likely
Adrian Rodriguez
Woodley said he'd fight before the end of the year, Canor will wait forever for the perfect can to crush. My money is on Tyron fighting someone like Edwards or the mythical Ponzinibbio
Ryan Ramirez
>Fight for free
Kek Colby walked out to wwe music his last fight he turned out to be a meme. He's been offered three title fights now it's getting old. Usman is no better though.
Adrian Smith
>Ponzinibbio
Who?
Christopher Stewart
lol stop talking you retard
Adrian Hernandez
because karate is superior, wonderboy is fighting tomorrow
Jaxson Bell
Tony will be the first.
Christopher Wood
What does amydillydullah mean? Is it gay sex code?
Jaxson Myers
Jon Jones famous kneestomp is a wing chun originated technique atleast
Wyatt Turner
Like I said, he's a myth, a legend. Some say he fought Mike Perry but did it really happen? Or were we just fooled?
Bentley Peterson
wingchung is fucking garbage its all about hand control which is so retarded
Gavin Gutierrez
Silva has used wing Chun inspired techniques too. Jon also uses wing Chun eye pokes.
Joshua Turner
His chin is so cracked I'm sure your dream heemed him in reality
Aiden Howard
Gaethje
Krylov
Duffee
Perriera
Hall
Cirkunov
Ethan Ortiz
Gooby lost the story pretty bad too
Cameron Sanders
yeah they invented kicking
Jacob Martin
>what is anderson silva
Tyler Wright
They did, you stupid fucking Aussie. Kicking wasn't even heard of in the west until traveling merchants on the Silk Road brought back the idea during the Ming Dynasty. Pick up a fucking book.
Chase Kelly
> 240lbs+ lean
he's in better condition than the majority of natural bodybuilders who aren't even really natural
Jeremiah Jackson
a muay thai fighter you gremlim
Hudson Cruz
Robert Scott
It is a VERY good song
Ethan Lopez
>Masvidal won the story between him and Colby
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR BROS, I JUST WANT HIM TO LOSE
Parker Bennett
>me in the back
Charles Clark
China existed before Greece. Your education system has failed you.
Brandon Diaz
lmao you pick the wrong guy literally EVERY WEEK
Hudson Lee
That post wank slouch
Thomas Turner
Greece existed before the Ming dynasty
Juan Hernandez
Oh you were serious? He was 230 for the DC fight and he's 6'3 barefoot. He's big but he's no fucking bodybuilder what are you talking about? You just cited Ngannou as a bodybuilder and now you're calling stipe one?
Ian Jackson
>He doesn't train aikido
Angel King
Tony Ferguson
Noah Thomas
reminder Nate Diaz lost to Clay FUCKING Guida
Austin Turner
certified dunning-kruger kid LMAO
Joseph King
Based Masvi working the abo into a seething shoot.
Connor Williams
ngannou would win natural bodybuilding contests, miocic would be a strong competitor
Leo Cox
This pic is from the struve fight, which he got heemed in kek
Evan Edwards
>balding
>never has been nor will be champ
>admitted Colby has sex with more and hotter women, albeit paid
>video footage of him being ragdolled by Colby
>Colby tweeted about by POTUS, visited white house, had 1st family attend his event to see him personally
>somehow Mas won the story
Jonathan Richardson
95428151
Lucas Morales
I want to believe that's the actual clip from the film.
Bentley Reed
Unlike Colby, Jorge's fighting for a belt
Isaac Rodriguez
guida was a great fighter until conor gave him a career ending injury
Cooper Hall
> gaslighting because misery loves company
asscream fan detected
where's jorge at?
i.4cdn.org
Camden Moore
You're the only person who has ever called Stipe a bodybuilder. It's called be athletic. Being a bodybuilder is having unnecessarily big muscles.
Grayson Wright
Colby doesn't need to fight for a belt when he already is defending champ and has one, not to mention the DMF belt is more fake than the power ranger belt.
Grayson Clark
>Conor
What?
Liam Kelly
He's not fighting until UFC 244
John Miller
Champ shit only
Lucas Ortiz
you overestimate the amount of size people can put on without drugs while staying relatively lean, especially a heavyweight
Adrian Edwards
>Colby has a belt
lmao. I bought a WWE belt when I was a kid and it's about as legitimate as Colby's.
Juan Morris
Benjamin Williams
Colby beat rda for the "belt" while Tyquil was still the champ. No one will acknowledge the Masvidal Diaz winner as champ and no one will acknowledge Colby as champ besides his fanboys. Right now Usman is the champ. I don't like Usman, but Colby is supposed to be the one to beat him. If he never fights him he'll let us all down.
Ethan Baker
stipe is 100% natty limit. fully bulked up long torso natty limit. alpha chad. god.
Elijah Collins
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Lights out Waterfowl
We'll find the duck, you put it's lights out
Jaxson Parker
I found the khabib killer
Levi Garcia
My point is stipe doesn't train to be big. Nobody would mistake him for a bodybuilder he's just an athlete. This is like calling Khabib a bodybuilder. Stipe looks like a guy who works out. Working out doesn't make you bodybuilder.
Alexander Russell
Lou Neglia's Ring of Combat?
David Lopez
>defending drug fueled inflatable glycogen bouncy houses
Hudson Harris
Ryan Hall?
Liam Phillips
I'm not defending bodybuilders I'm saying they're shit physiques for fighting. People are pretending stipe is a bodybuilder for some weird ass reason. He has an athlete's build, which is optimal for fighting and other sports. I guarantee stipe doesn't lift weights just to get a pump. Ngannou almost certainly does.
Landon Wilson
Imagine having one of the greatest fighting records ever. Practically unbeaten in a relevant weight class with minimal stat padding.
And yet you have such a shitty persona, people care little more about your fights than a common headliner and you cant even promote yourself as a heel.
Jon Jones is most remarkable in that way.
Ian Morales
the otter's head game is elite, carbeep would get completely heemed on the ground
Jackson Thomas
only soiboys dislike jj
Aiden Martinez
Yeah he's a chad, but he's not a faggy bodybuilder
Jaxon Brooks
Based
Carter Flores
thats the thing though, Floyd is more hated than liked and was wildly successful.
Jones has turned into the guy people dont give a shit about
Christian Allen
He undercuts his own legacy by being famous for roiding, openly cheating and generally coming across as an American Psycho level sociopath. The fans didn't do that. He did.
Carson Johnson
the soimale can't handle MMA because there's no underdog storytelling, it's literally just the same guy heeming everyone without a shadow of doubt until he retires
Thomas Parker
It's because Floyd was a manlet most people knew would lose a real fight. You can't say the same for Jon so most people respect him, but don't tune in because they expect him to win. A lot of it is because he cleaned out the division. The second Gustafsson fight was still a big fight. If he ever fights Walker it will be a big fight too, but no one can get hype for him fighting Smiff.
Carson Diaz
no I agree with him, he's a shitty heel, he's never thrown anything at Covington, never slapped a rando for something stupid, he doesn't even mock usada or dana white; it's like he's not even trying
Kevin Diaz
A lot of people know Jon I don't get why we're pretending no once cares about him. Casuals usually see him as the goat.
Juan James
I wasn't agreeing with who I was replying to. Jones is one of the top 5 most famous fighters among casuals
Jacob Wilson
Werdum threw stuff at Colby but no one really cared because most people didn't know who Colby was at the time
Liam Myers
JJ is great
Jace Mitchell
floyd boxed against de la hoya, ricky hatton, marquez, canelo, pacquiao, mcgregor
he had the luxury of getting to vs draws, whereas Jones has not.
Nobody gave a fuck about Mayweather vs Baldomir or Berto
Josiah Brooks
@95428487
Jason Sanders
I gotcha. I think a lot of newer fans think no one cares about Jon because Jon's been dominant for so long that we've come to expect it so no one is surprised when he wins.
Christopher Mitchell
you fags just missed a flying knee to rear naked choke on Lou Neglia's Ring of Combat
Jose Nelson
Its just weird how he's managed to fuck it up so badly.
GSP, Conor, Silva, Khabib, Fedor. Once they got famous, every fight is hype, even against cans.
Jones is losing the story of his career while winning every fight.
Jose Ross
Adam Brooks
JON JONES DA MOTHERFUCKIN GOAT AND NOT A DAMN THING NO SOIIBOIIZ CAN DO BOUT IT
Bentley Gutierrez
I don't care about bum leagues
Thomas Moore
I don't understand this because, except for his last fight, what he does looks incredible. Why would anyone not want to watch someone dominate? That's literally why I first got into watching
Joseph James
Then why do you watch the ufc?
Luke Young
Christ make a new thread already you fucking goofs
Mason Diaz
jj's IQ is too high
Nolan Cooper
Be the OP you want to see in the world
Jonathan Harris
How tall you think Tony is? He's listed as 5'11" but in the Werdum video he looks way smaller than that
Jayden Cruz
I'm on mobile right now
Lucas Gray
pussy bitch
Sebastian Smith
fuk you nigger
Colton Morales
Use this faggot ass thread