Two big nations who can't stop underperforming in football. How would you fix them?

I think that Poland team in the last WC overrated themselves, and didn't know how intense wc games were

Join Conmebol

Poland could improve a lot by joining Conmebol.
If Mexico joins they will never qualify to a WC ever again. Ever.

Fire this unproven, talentless hack and hire a real coach. Also fire Boniek, he's a brainlet.

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Mexico does pretty well considering they only ever play their B Team.

The only thing they'll improve on is choking like you sudaca mierdas, you dumb faggot narizon

In Conmebol you would be in the same tier as Bolivia.

Win a cup in the 21st century first, Manuel Gabbagoo Linguini

>Two third world countries that contributed nothing to civilization
Well okay mexicans have decent food but still

Polish cuisine > Mexican

Not for me

t. Wojciech Miller, flyover resident from Ohio

>Polish cuisine

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Man, why are wh*toids so embarrassing?

Pierogies>>>Empanadas
Polish Sausage>>>Chorizo
Poland wins the head to head, but mexico has a lot of stuff that just doesn't have a answer in polish cuisine, so i'm picking Mexico in this matchup.

>polish cuisine
Ah yes sausages, blood stew and potatoes. Amazing poverty food.

Hire an actual coach capable of beating top teams
Istead of going for shitters from Ekstraklasa (25th best league in Europe)

shut up chicano, what does it feel being hated by both mexicans and americans? lol youre a disgrace

How about you win a world cup in ANY century? oh wait lmao you can't

>mexico underperfoming
???

What does it feel like being twice as poor as the average CHADcano? Enjoying socialism and corruption in your shithole, Luigi?

Mexican and French cuisine are already objectively the best cuisine in the world, wetback

Italian >>>>>>>>>> all

>If Mexico joins they will never qualify to a WC ever again. Ever.
It's like you've never heard of refball, you naive little shit. The total cost of Mexico missing the World Cup would be $600 million in lost TV, merchandise, sponsorship and other revenue. You better believe refs would make sure Mexico qualifies every time.

>Italian >>>>>>>>>> all
Who the fuck are you?

Your mothers lover

Brazil/Argentina refball>>>>Mexico refball

Who?

>Argentina refball
>putting Argentina refball in the same tier as Brazil refball
If only you knew the amount of times your team lost to Brazil thanks to refball you self hating Argie

we produce players with talent, they just don't like football, become drunktards or get killed by Caribbean niggers

Based, Mexican food is just vomit on a plate

t. boomer Brit reading a script

>tf
>tp

>tf
>tp
You forgot to scrub the bathroom floor, Lukasz

>British food is just vomit on a plate
Agreed

There is nothing worse than a brit talking about cuisine, wait actually there is something worse: a Pole rat in britain talking about cuisine.

Mexico food is better than ours.
/end of thread

>tf
>tp

m8, British food is world renowned for its shitiness

Based

>poverty food
the core definition of every latino cuisine lmao

Tell Bolivia to make better food then.

Mexican food >>>>>>>> Polish food

Polish economy/wealth >>>>>>> Mexican economy/wealth

Mexican football ~ Polish football

Here, I just ended the thread, you're welcome.

Based Euro bros, I will visit your country one day and make you proud by spending a lot of tourist money there.

For me it's ariaga 2

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>Polish economy/wealth >>>>>>> Mexican economy/wealth

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>Polish economy/wealth >>>>>>> Mexican economy/wealth
white country good
brown country bad
kek eat dick faggots

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how to fix Mexico
>transfer it to CONMEBOL along with USA and Canada, make CONCACAF only the small irrelevant island nations like Oceania
how to fix Poland
>split it evenly between Germany and Russia

if thats true then why is your brother picking vegetables for 5 dolla an hour?

>5 dolla
What kind of currency is that?

>along with USA and Canada
Those two are firmly Concracap level on par with Honduras or Jamaica. Only Costa Pobre is near our level so it should be Mexico and Costa Pobre in Conmebol. As for Conmebol, the two lowest ranked countries should be relegated to Concacrap which means Venezuela and Bolivia should play in Concacrap.

you should know paco. or are they paying you in pesos?

Who's "they"?

the white american man with polish background. probably jewish too

>the white american man with polish background.
No one here knows their background. We're all mixed (italian, english, german, etc).

Go back to Poland, you're not welcomed in Britain.

Brexit means brexit
>inb4 beaner
Beaners can fuck off too. Wall means wall.

Lol no shit, Mexico has like 3 times the population

You gotta look at per capita stats m8

Amigo pls
It ain't even close

Not my fault you brownies can't get your shit together.

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>No one here knows their background. We're all mixed (italian, english, german, etc).
dios mio
>Brexit means brexit
lol

>dios mio
What the fuck is a beaner doing in the UK?

I'm assuming this post was made by a retarded paki. Because yeah I mean Mexico is an aggro powerhouse just like America. DUH.

>muh per capita
Cope

>Mexico has 3 times the population of Poland
>post HDI
I thought germans were supposed to be smart.
Even then we somehow have an universal health care system

No you retarded spic. What i mean is if me*ico is so great then why are all of your country men over the border in US?

wut

And congrats I guess? Every EU country has one, too
Are you now bantering Americans?

Why are poles so fucking racist?

>a pole rat in britain and a pole rate in germany want to talk shit about Papi Mexico and their expats
You're embarrassing yourselves, lads.

>why are all of your country men
Mexico still has a 130 million+ population though.

poland vs mexico: 8 games total 3-2-3
they are even

What about all the mainland central american shithole countries between Mexico and Colombia?

The funny thing about the cringe meme of "narizones" is that not only Mexicans can have huge noses like pic related.
But they don't seem to realize that having a flag wide nose ("small" according to them) is the mark of the mutt, just like a nigger.
Then chinks used to draw Bongs as literal bird-men because of their big noses.
>tfw Mexicans unknowingly call us whites

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20 years ago sure but now is mostly centro americans.
Not really just saying is hard to develop with out invading a country and stealing and looting their natural sources like Euros. Also no slavery. ;)

>la macrisis
BRUH

>>tfw Mexicans unknowingly call us whites
You're not white

Even funnier thing, that eagle beak nose is a common trait among amerindian.

Why are CHIs so fucking cringe holy shit!
I mean, I don't like Mexico in general, but at least the real Mexicans actually have a culture, actually live on their own soil.

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>when you trigger the mesero narizon and he starts yelling about whites and indians and how white and proud argaytina is
Cringe

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I would say Andean Indians have it more than, say, jungle Indians.
Our natives were mostly Asiatic looking. So many dudes are called "El Chino" here.
Amazonas indios are similar to some South East Asian people.

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>So many dudes are called "El Chino" here.
I've went to Tucuman, Salta and Jujuy several times, made some friends there. I was surprised every group of friends had at least one "El Chino" guy.

Santa Fe here.
Many mestizos inherit the chink looking genes. Almost all of them consequently have flat noses.

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>tira caca al mexicano

I like this new mame

Another thing I was surprised, they had literally no chinese diaspora there, but the korean one is quite sizable in all those three provinces.

We had a good generation of players and it's coming to an end. Our league is beyond terrible and we are returning to our natural position of going out in group stages.

LEO BACK

Not just their food but their women are appualing

Hire an argie coach.

idk, we suffer from a lack of chilli desu. still, we have the privilege of being an ensemble of surrounding nations. goulash, dumplings, bigos, tons of fermented food is great. If i had to pick my favourite soups, the polish ones would come top of all.

>żurek (fermented rye sourdough soup with egg, spices and shieet)
>kwaśnica (sauerkraut soup)
>barszcz
>beans a'la bretognese
>pea soup

also, fermented food = aryan. kefir is aryan, so are kosher dills and every fermented food

>big

Un sweety a better name would've Gonzalo or Nahuel.

The best USMNT players are Mexican rejects.

Mexico is dogshit but like really fucking shit players
Poland at least have decent players

There is a beach near cabo called playa el Chileno and now seeing this
They will take over la peninsula

Mexico has no middle-class, which means you either balling or living in abject poverty.

The US used to have a middle-class, this is changing -- which is why you see rise in lower-class white males omitting suicide.

However, living in abject poverty in the US, or Europe, is still an upgrade from abject poverty in 2nd/3rd world countries.

>get killed by Caribbean niggers
wut

Poles and Mexis are bros and allies, and we should stick together to eliminate the mongrel Chicano menace once and for all

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Wish Mexico was good lads

fuck off chicano mestizo faggot. You are a shit stain on society

>Half Polish and Half Mexican

>Both teams never live up to the hype.

Such is life.

>this projection

>*sucks dick* *slurp* please let me be white, pendejo gringos *slurp slurp slurp* mi abuelo es aleman, te lo juro a mi virgencita *slurp* onions europeo y odio a los indios sucios!

Just give us Mourinho

you know that's forbidden m8 we need to find another way

not cool

>2 el salvador
the city of mexico

We are indios patachueca pito chico

Cringe
Go back to Oaxaca
>no middle class in mexico
lol you are dumb

Tu nunca seras blanco, indio asqueroso.

At least I'm home being indio in my country and not being a liability and hated in the USA
fucking levanta tomates

Official world food ranking:
1.Italian
2. Chinese (Hong Kong style)
3. American
=3. English
5. Spanish
=5. Portuguese

POWER GAP

90. Japanese
91. Polish
92. Indian
93. Greek
94. German / Turkish

POWER GAP

9000. French
9001. Scottish

>Only care about one sport
>Shit at it
Why is Mexico so pathetic?

Maybe the wall isn't a mistake after all.

Pretty sure Mexico is bad at all sports they care about. See: Beisbol.

Embarrassing, chicano subhumano

Isn't most Mexican food just Spanish food with a spin?

>Not really just saying is hard to develop with out invading a country and stealing and looting their natural sources like Euros. Also no slavery. ;)
But that's exactly what the Spaniards and Aztecs did. Aren't you their rape baby?

>fucking levanta tomates
My parents own food trucks and make 100k a year while your familia earns less than basic recien llegado jornaleros at a home depot. I graduated with an electrical engineering degree and work for a software dev company making 70k in my first year there.

I am and will always be above you, both genetically, financially and culturally as I have taken the best aspects of Mexican culture (cuisine, family) and rejected the retarded parts (poverty, corruption, obsession with sports instead of self improvement) with an American influence. I will always be better than you and I want you to know that whenever you think your meager salary at a shitty cubicle job you got in DF after sucking some patron's dick makes you a big man.

both shit FAs

>another thread turns to shit because americans join it

Lmao chimpcanos are so delusional it's not even funny
Most of them work at the same shitty jobs McDonald's a swap meet, construction, picking tomatoes
You can lie all you want to your relatives in Oaxaca or michoacan but I know your kind I live in a border town so I know how you scum live
>Americans
Lol they are Mexicans larping as Americans

How much is the difference between working at a McD in Mexico and at one in the US anyway?

>I live in a border town
This is 10 times more hilarious. Don't lose your head with that seethe. Cope

Mexico needs to have an independent football federation. Right now, a TV company (Televisa) picks the coaches and players on a whim. They pick the players with the gayest story lines instead of the best players.

None at all it's the same but I guess in the usa you earn more, a lot of people live in border towns working in the USA and living in Mexico
You are the one seething talking about your life no one asked for pedrito niño mono

Corruption and lack of talent is the reason we suck

This is true. It's amazing how much some Mexican fans are led to believe players like Ochoa and Jimenez are good. They're not, they're hyper inflated for marketing reasons.

No, but I mean how do the wages compare to the cost of living.

Obviously you're gonna earn more in the US, but the costs for food, services and houses are higher over there.

Wouldn't be surprised if a Mexican McD worker would end up earning more relatively than his American counterpart desu
I think Mexicans mainly go to the US because of the promise of maybe becoming something more in their or their childrens' future, not to be fast food workers, maids or gardeners for the rest of their lives.

Also, many are probably just fleeing the narco cartels.

as a slav that has tried actual mexican food, i can confirm that this is disgusting bait

>Poland
>expecting anything from non-Croatian Slavs in footy

It ain't happenin', chief.

>chineze, american, english
Jesus Fucking christ this has to be b8.

>Mexicans larping as Americans
that is a huge factor why Yea Forums is the way it is.
soccer vs football etc.

a lot of recent immigrants are from central american countries that are much poorer than mexico.

BASED
CRINGE

Croatia never won anything lmao
Soviet Union and Czechoslovakia did.

The Mexico of Asia is obviously the Philippines.
>Catholic
>Menial jobs
>ugly
>shitholes
>Shit at sports
>drug trafficking
>Dealins with usa
>immigration
>both are old spanish colonies
Etc etc. Its astounding how similar they are

we dont, let mexican football die, turn mexico entirely into a boxing, baseball and handegg country

says the turkish rape babby mutt

>orthodox
>Menial jobs
>ugly
>shithole
>Shit at sports
>drug trafficking
>Dealins with germany
>immigration
>Turkey rape babbies

wew pay denbts you smelly hairy manlet

Jesus why did you get butthurt ese, i was just joking man...