Is Australia the most pathetic sporting """nation""" on Earth? We're only good at pakipaddle...

Is Australia the most pathetic sporting """nation""" on Earth? We're only good at pakipaddle, absolute minnow status in everything else

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problem with australia is that soccer isn't popular here

It's absolutely Pakistan and it isn't even a contest

Dominate AFL and Rugby League (except when NZ beat us)

Youre good at rugby and a lot of olympic stuff
the problem is you waste athletes on shit literally nobody outside of australia has even heard of nevermind cares about like AFL and to a lesser extent NRL. AFL looks ridiculous, just remove it and bang youll be better at relevant sports

Nah, we're literally in the semis of usa's biggest sport, which they are already knocked out of

>usa's biggest sport
lol

>forgets hockey

We only care about Aussie Rules and flex in other sports with immense talent that never yields results just to taunt the rest of the world for banter

Ah yes, a based thread.

For me, it's the nzihl

Is Argentina the only /elite/ country? We are decent-to-good at pretty much all sports

was talking about field hockey, don't know anything about nzihl, but ice hockey here is really fun to watch

Canada is decent at every sport that isn't controlled by FIFA

name 1 besides ice hockey

you suck at basketball, cricket, rugby, tennis, field hockey, motorsports, boxing, etc, etc, etc

Seen a Canadian win back to back NBA MVP in my life.

that's one player, it's like saying greece are elite at basketball because they have giannis

what did nash win for the national team? also, nash is south african

fuck off wog

based

Yes

youre still my little champion son

Isn't Canada the 50th American state or something?

Britain is better
Probably France too
and Germany

Depends on your definition 'sports'. USA is officially #1.

You're better than Scotland at football.

As much as I hate to admit it, Australia is thee 2nd best all round sporting nation in the world behind only France.

Bangladesh and Indonesia are worse.

See but if you mean 'major' sports then yes, Australia first.

Football, Rugby, Basketball, Cricket, Baseball, Ice Hockey, Hockey, Handball, Volleyball

USA performance in each
>Football
Mediocre
>Rugby
Bad, I’m assuming
>Basketball
GOAT when using best players and it isn’t close
>Cricket
Bad, I’m assuming
>Baseball
Best but the gap has closed significantly
>Ice Hockey
Top four
>Hockey
Bad, I’m assuming
>Handball
Bad, I’m assuming
>Volleyball
Bad, I’m assuming

jajaja brasilero, u´re so based

You're at the Rugby World Cup, so you're not THAT bad. You are at least an official recognised cricket team.

we are also good at men’s fastpitch softball, which Australia coincidentally is also good at, but it’s not like anyone cares about a bunch of dudes playing a women’s sport

Spain used to be like that. Around the 2008-2012 period they dominated football, basketball, formula1, tennis, and iirc handball.