/afl/ Semi Finals

STRAIGHT SETS

Wtf where’d you get this photo of me and my mates

Are they triplets or something?

>mark

grindr

worst coast are FINISHED

umpball bullshit, like gary ablett sr's "mark"

geelong are FINISHED

Even game in the third, WC have the inside 50s but fail to put it in the middle posts. Geelong start next quarter 2 goals up but tank in the fourth and game goes to Eagles

Thoughts?

the FINISHED meme is on fire

>Pies won by 10
>Margin right now is 10

Igs

Laziest GF script to date, Gil had to supplement with external drama

quite a decent stream of pee here

PEEEELONG

>Gaff kicks 2 within a minute after only kicking roughly once the whole season
Over

Aye you fags remember me?
Let me remind you..
youtube.com/watch?v=uSD4vsh1zDA

>chokelong

what a shit 50

KEK

its there all day

great goal umpire

>throw the ball back
>opposition player drops it
>hurr it's 50
fuck off

How was that 50? Threw it back on the full.

that's what you get for being a KIKE

"no"

there's also motivations stated from survivors from similar things saying they wanted it to look like an accident to assuage the guilt of loved ones

you have to give the ball back
thats the rule. dont be cute about it

that plus the life insurance will pay off

>yell at umpire
>throw ball to player
>he fumbles it
>y-yuh didn't give it back
you're a mong, end of.

He did give the ball back. In fact, he gave it back quickly so it can't even be called time wasting.

Iggles refusing to catch it isn't a 50.

>"I reckon if they make a statue of him" (referring to Selwood)
They're lurking, make another statue joke 7 commentators

stay seething fucking straight sets

>selwood ducks his way to a participation bandage
>still stands up for a goal
cats are serious now i reckon

Nice 'thriller' to uplift people after Spud's death, Gil. Absolute cockhead.

fuck off, it was literally way above his head and thrown fast so that the eagles player couldn't react and grab it, that is not given back, that is pelted at him.

are y ou fucking kidding me, games aren't won at quarter fucking time you lazy at defending fucks

Hawkins 3 weeks

50mong samefag, give it a rest.

why are the commentators dicksucking tomahomo for saying are you all right to schofield?

It was literally thrown directly into his right hand.

the game has gone past menegola, he's very lucky clark is out else he wouldn't be anywhere near the team

never mind, saw hawkins hit him. kek what a gentleman hitting him and then apologising

>be geelong
>miss set shots

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>jetta

No shit lol, i say that after i quilted some cunt just to take the piss..Refs in play now lads, have a look at this shit.

>Porkins

the pub bantz must've been particularly grim

3 weeks if Geelong lose

'insufficient contact' if Geelong win

sad but thinking gaj is cooked

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*looms*

is the framerate on some of the cameras fucked for everyone?

just dabbed on the peegles lads

can't wait for this nude birds show lads

Gablett has lost a step.

I thought his fear of penises would have kept his speed elevated running around a footy field.

Maybe he's curious.

On SM-G955F using BigFooty.com mobile app

whyd he try eating a jam donut with his eye hahaha fking retard

they wont show anything surely?

>Caring about a bunch of wrinkled up old ladies
Yeah nah

BASED STRAFFGOD

based straff

That's some high stakes right there

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>Calling it a punch
The iggle was already falling. It was a push more than anything and then the Eagle staying down for some drama.

>"Can you review it"
>No
Kek, umps on fire

>kicking to a bloke even further out on a tougher angle
Yep, I'm thinking gaj is cooked

Ablett was bringing teammates into the game.

*be's imminent*

Reckon he should bring himself into the game

5 minutes extra time each way lad

eagles are shook

>geelong get a favourable decision
>just do better eagles lol
>eagles get a favourable decision
>spend the next 2 minutes picking it apart
fuck these commentators

Goal assist assist is a pretty important stat. +Team moral everywhere.

Wizard spotted at the G lads

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Eagles are still up +13 free kicks. If the umpires even up the count it's going to be a 100 point quarter for Geelong.

holy shit lads it's gandalf the white trash

>dangerpoo

>Dangerfield shot at goal in a clutch situation
Of course he fucking shanks it..

Poongerfield

get fucked Duckwood

>Duckwood

dangerpee

Richmond must be licking its lips watching these two sides being completely unable to deal with pressure.

WITH THE SUPLEX

Imagine if they drop Ablett for the prelim

kek

Not suspending NicNac has set a very dangerous precedent. Now all the Iggles are going for wrestling moves.
Think Kennedy is going to do a Stone Cold Stunner soon.

Barrass is shit

HOW THE FUCK ISN'T THAT A FREE KICK TO YEO

WHOREKINS

*be's going out in straight sets*

OGRE

Next year for sure m8

*be's not intelligent about the finals system and casually calls winning the elimination final and losing the semi final "straight sets"*

Shit Coast have been HAUNTED

GATORADE SHOWERS FOR EVERYONE

More like Shit Cunt Eagles.

*be's seething*

*be's finding where Rioli lives*

>couldn't win it for rioli
just pathetic eagles

*be's constructing a geelong granny win so gaj retire immediately after as goat*

Thread theme

youtube.com/watch?v=pJjk7cijZoo

don't think they have addresses in the spinifex flats in the NT

The only reason we are losing is because of Vic bias. Fuck the Vics for suspending Rioli a DAY before the game. FUCK these biased maggot umps. Independent Western Australia NOW

pretty nonsensical take considering they won last week, care to explain it to me?

All Peegles defenders get exposed 1v1 except Shepherd

*be's joining in on the be's meme*

can not fucking WAIT for SEETHING iggs customers

ah yes, the Will Rioli special

Will we see another WAutist meltdown lads?

wanted to name the first born joel but the missus won't allow it

Based clangerfield

>0 wa teams in the prelim
>0 sa teams in the prelim
>3 vic teams in the prelim
how are we so fucking elite?

*be's leaving the peegles SHOOK*

>Geelong
>He "ices it"
Cheeky bruce

One can only hope.

Geelong or Richmond next week lads?

bigfooty is on fire

GAJ was kicking goals from 55+ earlier in the year, now he can't kick 50

pretty sure we ran off WAutist/PerthBoy86 unless he re-imagined himself as methmong

Hard to see Geelong getting up without Hawkins

>senior citizens body fails him over a long season
shocking

REV UP 6PR

The BigFooty forums are on fire

>good guys lost the game again
sigh this semen slurping """""sport"""""......

tipped all the finals correctly so far but haven't put any money on them

>You now realise there are people here that never saw waba or convict
>Now realise there are potentially even zoomies that havnt seen RC
>You now realise that there are people that didn't participate in /afl/'s best moment (the replies to RC after the 2016 grand final)
Sad!

>the 2016 grand final
>the RC meltdown
K I N O
I
N
O

Haha get fucked eagles

>selwood is allowed on the field despite bleeding literally 100% of the game
Yeah I'm thinking this is rigged

trips of truth, /afl/ isn't what it used to be

Richmond

that was a great one

>SHIGGLES
get FUCKED

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Not really getting the monkey off the back if they did the same thing in 2017 and then lost in the prelim, is it Bruce?

> Continues to baffle Christendom by continuing to live.

The trip drama was honestly good value.

>we wanted to come out and throw the first punch
t. Tom Hawkins

>you now remember the time someone kept track of every single time reality cunt was wrong
>FOR TWO SEASONS

>"We wanted to go out there and throw the first punch" - T. Hawkins (reported for striking)

Check these dubloons.

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>getting shit on by ratatouille
May as well kill themselves.

2013 was more satisfying tbqhwyf

UPPA GEELONG

oh please, I simply didn't see the bigger picture and was too distracted at the time by some literally 11/10s slobbering on me.
>implying I didn't set the narrative of /afl/ for the next decade, until I tell Hiro to ban this general.

colornames.org/color/100116
just named a colour lads

So ASADA won the game tonight?
Or Richmond's dodgy antics?

>Druggie team gets purged from the finals
Like clockwork

>there are people on /afl/ who never /formedfriendships/
sad

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Oh by the way, rumour is that the Rioli thing happened as a joke and the whole thing was obvious from the start.
That's a Rioli thing to do 2bh. Idiot.

But still, why reveal this "scandal" before this game?

>Richmond @1.5, Geelong @2.6
Richmond are VALUE

is the colour name for #100116 showing up lads, it should say Aborted Narrative

>the rise and fall of pwnstars gf

Says unknown lad

>Daisy giggling like a school girl retard
completely unproferssional

fuck
colornames.org/fresh/
shows up here.

Someone post the picture of waba's gf

this pillowlad would be perfect shooped in behind, but I don't care enough about these fags to do it

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He has to post here.

More like the scandal, which is not really a scandal, was only revealed now to throw this game to Geelong so Richmond didn't play them. Think about it, Richmond may have known about this and kept it secret until it suited them.

5D chess or Richmond being scum?

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man I didn't even know he had a gf, last I remember of waba was when he was training on a treadmill to play next season

Richmond better expect fucking blood if the Rioli rumour is true.

when WABA was at Garden City the hairdressers across the hall from his watch repair place left a note on his desk that said "pervert"

what happened?

>he doesn't remember

Stop using Yea Forums vocab on bigfooty like a cringy zoomer, dumb stinky wog

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>if the Rioli rumour is true
what's the new goss?

tfw no back to back

Based RC

he got a gf, had usual gf problems and then broke up with her, I miss the updates

You should point out the gambling money in this shit.
Shit has been fucked for near half a decade now.

trip on wog

based

I think I remember now, I think she was a chub and I feel like there were lewd pictures of them together but I'm not certain

UNTIPPABLE

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He walked in with it as a blatant joke.
Sounds like a Rioli thing today as he's a bit silly like that.

That explains why this never made the news to now. Obviously someone, likely the richmond crowd, would have observed this shit and timed the questioning on it before this match.

Last final after the game they focused on Willie picking up the gatorade bottles in the changerooms after the game and made smart comments on it. I thought that was sus before this shit was revealed.

I think many people were in on this, yet this only came to the media's attention and the authority's attention right before this match and after they had all left Perth.
It reeks of something fucky.

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WABA accidentally uploaded a picture of a fat naked chick who was presumably his gf. He turned on damage control mode and claimed he got imageswapped.

Actually can't make heads or tails of what you're saying.

Do you mean that it was a set up by Daniel Rioli and Richmond? If so, why wouldn't they have raised it when it happened in Round 22?

I'm so confused.

>But still, why reveal this "scandal" before this game?
Because ASADA got the test results back and they cannot allow a doper to play any further so they informed the AFL as soon as possible.

feel like pure shit just want these blokes back

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This has got to be the dumbest shit I've ever read. What the fuck are you even saying?

if he did it blatantly as a joke then why was his ACTUAL sample called into question, wouldn't they just have a laugh and he'd piss right after? I don't buy this, calling methmong or put your trip on wog.

>Ridgway
fuck no

>If so, why wouldn't they have raised it when it happened in Round 22?
Exactly. Why wasn't it?
Probably because ASADA thought nothing of it and then someone tipped off another authority to investigate.

That's what it's meant to look like. I doubt it takes that long to get a test back.

>ASADA thought nothing of it
>tipped off another authority to investigate.
>ASADA notifies AFL of a breach of their protocols

you're cooked mate, this some top tier damage control

freshies won't realise the pioneering accomplishments I and others have achieved. They walk the streets others have paved, taking photos of monuments others built. Let it be known I exposed RC's trip by working him into a finna shoot. I am the reason he exiled himself. Like all tripfags he's emotionally invested and dim-witted. Many Such Cases!

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sup pwnstar

The thing with testing is you need to pour the main cup into A and B samples, seal it up and then sign it off.

Being a retard and pouring it into the main cup? Maybe even splitting it up into A and B samples? Yeah, can maybe see a complete tard doing that.
Sealing it up, handing it over and signing it over? No chance.

The guy is a doper. Enjoy the 4 years off.

>why was his ACTUAL sample called into question
Maybe it was just contaminated with powerade, i.e. they just washed it out and re used it. Sloppy testing process.

>I doubt it takes that long to get a test back.
Testing facilities are often backlogged. All samples are anonymous so it wouldn't have been given any priority. Once the test failed they'd need to re-test, etc.

Three weeks is a pretty quick turn around from testing -> ending the doper's career.

>The guy is a doper. Enjoy the 4 years off.
agree

there was no urine, at all, in his sample. This is pathetic damage control

am unironically mad that these zoomer shits think dope testing is like fucking CSI and you just piss in a machine that goes *beep boop* and spits out your results. fucking hell

>ASADA notifies AFL of a breach of their protocols
Only after an outsider talks about it.
Maybe the employee attending didn't think much.
Or alternatively, the sample has been contaminated by the attendee not washing it properly afterwards.

just stop.

>BT shitting on that dabbing zoomer
elite

humanbenchmark.com/tests/number-memory
if you can't memorise an 11 digit number please leave /afl/ and go back to /cric/.

Are you literally retarded?

>no urine, at all
You sure about that?
We should look at what they define as "urine". Maybe the chemicals had a reaction.

>This Daisy + Nicnat interview

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*yawn*

Powderfinger... now THAT'S a good band

I see, you're a retard. ASADA would have tested the sample, not 'thought nothing of it'.

Are WAutists really this brain impeded?

>All samples are anonymous so it wouldn't have been given any priority.
Then how do they know if the sample was Willies at all?
That doesn't make sense.

Furthermore, there is one last possibility that implies corruption in ASADA, that is they tampered with the samples post match knowing he did this particular thing.
In fact, think of the profits from gambling with this insider knowledge.

The attendee would be the biggest suspect of that then.

The timing is very suspicious.

WAutist is this SEETHING testing process mong. kill yourself faggot.

Anonymous to the lab. They're all treated the same.

Regardless, I'd talk to that attendee.

>ITT: iggs customer tries to hide his seethe by trolling over ASADA testing process
pathetic

So once the tests had come back and all the checks and balances had been completed, sometime Wednesday, should they have held off telling the AFL until after the match had been played? After the season was over? Let the doper influence the rest of the finals?

Is this WAutist's meltdown lads?

Nomming this complete spastic conspiracy theorist for the All Time Mongoloid Team.

>Cucktoria
KEK

confirmed, very reminiscent of when he changed his tune after iggs went out to a "doesn't really matter, only a game, I can focus on other things now" make no mistake he is BOILING.

You'd think they'd do it before they got on the flight to melbourne, not a day before the game.

Whatever the song with the slinky in the music video was based.

f

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if;
>wog
trip on
if;
>methmong
kill yourself

simple as

>Richmond
>not full of corrupt bogans

>ASADA
>not corrupt informants for people that make big $$$ of this shit

When did they fly over? ASADA told the AFL late Wednesday night apparently, so I'm assuming they got all their tests/ducks in line late on Wednesday.

>WAutist is this SEETHING testing process mong. kill yourself faggot.

>>ITT: iggs customer tries to hide his seethe by trolling over ASADA testing process
>pathetic

>Is this WAutist's meltdown lads?

>Nomming this complete spastic conspiracy theorist for the All Time Mongoloid Team.

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My Happiness la

>watched a boong literally pour gatorade into his piss jug
CONSPIRACY
CORRUPT FUCKING CHAPERONES

+1 to this.

Positively FUMING lads

hello methmong :)

>le wojak variant
Furious.

thewest.com.au/sport/west-coast-eagles/afl-finals-2019-oscar-allen-liam-duggan-fly-out-with-west-coast-eagles-squad-ahead-of-geelong-clash-ng-b881320379z
Wednesday.
And why do you think that other than for your convenience?

gasket status: blown

KEK nice crowd fagtards, deader than that fuckhead I'd never heard of

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thank christ the Iggles aren't going to win again

SEETHING

So they should've informed the AFL before they had all their checks and balances done? Had the AFL do a press conference, boot Willie from the match and then go, 'oops, we missed something' a day or two later?

I can't fathom how the coon thought he'd get away with pouring gatorade into the piss jar.

Didn't watch the game, how was Dunstall after Spud?

Was still talking about him in present tense on 360.

>coons
>having the ability to think ahead to the future

Based Ladbrokes giving a pity $20 to piss away

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>So they should've informed the AFL before they had all their checks and balances done?
How do you know that's when they're finished with the checks?
And all they have is a non urine sample, not a urine sample with drugs. Willie is at risk of being guilty of only having a dodgy sample. We don't know why it's there.

positively SEETHING

Willie should just pull the boong card and get off super light

Double Allergic and Internationalist 10/10 and if it wasn't Powderfinger pitchfork and Yea Forums would lap it up. Odyssey Number 5 is still great, but the album when the taste makers would have turned their back

Frawley remembrance on 7live, rev it up

>And all they have is a non urine sample, not a urine sample with drugs. Willie is at risk of being guilty of only having a dodgy sample.
You don't seem to understand what a tainted sample means, right? Tampering with a sample is the worst level offence.
Tampered sample = you're taking every performance enhancing drug known to man and you tainted the sample to try and disguise it. Anything less than that and you're encouraging people to try and tamper with their tests to avoid being caught doping.

Cucktorians absolutely seething

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Pretty sure anyone who goes into media is emotionally beyond caring. Probably has a personal assistant to remind him which appearances to pretend to be emotional at and what emotion that is.

How do they know Willie made that sample?
Did they just watch him do it and then shipped it knowingly without stopping him and getting him to do a proper sample?
Isn't that very profitable for ASADA or ASADA employees potentially?

>People arn't going to be upset with the death of a mate who they've worked with for nearly 2 decades

grim picture

here's ur urine sample bro

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based seething idiot

I am so confused about it all
asada cunt follows you like a hawk, have to lift up your shirt and drop your dacks to the floor and watch the piss come out of your cock and then takes the sample straight from you
how can the gatorade meme be true
unless hes just down it straight in front of him
fuck knows

>thinking it's the chaperone's responsibility to tell the fuckwit to not pour cool blue into the piss jug
They just record whatever stupidity happens.

>Lyon was close with Frawley
Haven't been keeping up with the media circles for many years.
What happened after Lyon got caught boning Billy's wife? It seems Lyon is still around in media circles, so did Billy get forced out?

blue bolt is the goat gatorade flavor tbf

Maybe if you're a newshost.
The footy channel... is a bit lax 2bh.
Which raises a question regarding and why they seemed to focus on that at the end of the game last week. That just calls that channel into question.

>How do they know Willie made that sample?
Because they watched him.

>Did they just watch him do it and then shipped it knowingly without stopping him and getting him to do a proper sample?
Yes. Willie sealed it up, handed it over and signed it off as being his urine sample.

Billy hosts a weekday show with JB on Triple M

What colour gatorade did they have at that game ay?

Lyon had more experience and appeal for gigs, once Footy Show bit the dust he only had Sunday Footy Show gig AFAIK

that's fine, but I choose to be cynical about what the heads on the TV say is reality. I never saw a hint of chemistry between Frawley and Dunstall, zero hint that they were friends beyond getting mad pay cheques for pretending to be friends.

Apparently the guys don't stop you when you blatantly breach the rules like that, even if you might use it to make lots of dough.

Doesn't the other Rioli play for Richmond?
I wonder if Willie dun goofed and talked about this. Probably explains why the footy channel knew about it if they weren't around during proceedings.
If so, wew what a wanker.

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new.

What a fucking idiot. I wonder if someone talked him into it too. Couldn't be an eagle or they'd have to bet against themselves.

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I think Ling has the monopoly on ugly, talentless ex-Geelong commentators

>BT was umped his 100th goal and made Spud seethe
Kek, typical

>BT talking about umpire match fixing
Hmm...

How much coin you reckon Lyon clears from his """co-authoured""" Specky MaGee gig?

hah, bet he was worried about his bets.
I'm done with this shitty league 2bh.

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Imagine being the author of a book like that.
eww.

Can't say I ever read any of the Specky McGee books. Always seemed like they were written for autistic losers who tried to fit in with the cool kids by liking football.

Based.

>reading about footy when you could be playing footy
heh, nerds amirite lads

I was a nerd in school desu, but I never read Specky McGee.

kids aren't going to read of their own volition, nor are they going to buy books. It's about kids having limited interests and concerned mums wanting their kids not to be illiterate deadshits. Check out a physical bookstore, they're a huge section dedicated to books with Minecraft and Fortnight characters having adventures.

>kids aren't going to read of their own volition, nor are they going to buy books
I did

Minor bump

imagine not reading specky mcGOD

Pretty drunk, lads.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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Imagine being West Australian.

COOOOOM is unironically the best meme in ages. Makes me giggle a lot

lol

just made and ate some pizzas and am experiencing a wave of contentment that makes me wish the best for all of you.