>NE: Report: AB accuser meeting with NFL next week
>SEA: Tyler Lockett returns to Seahawks practice
>MIA: Report: 'Fins RT Davenport could land on IR
>CAR: Greg Olsen (back) good to go vs. Tampa Bay
>PIT: JuJu Smith-Schuster (toe) upgraded to 'full'
>MIN: Stefon Diggs absent from Week 2 injury report
>BAL: Marquise Brown (hip) expected to play
>NYJ: Le'Veon Bell's MRI reveals no major damage
/nfl/ General - Uncle Rico the Savior Edition
Ryder Bell
Connor Perez
back in 82, i could throw a pigskin a quarter mile
Dominic Fisher
>Bucs/Panthers
>Titans/JAX
The 2 worst matchups possible to start TNF. Nice joke.
Camden Campbell
Minshew will unironically lead the Jags to the Owl. Cap this
Jackson Morgan
AHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT
CRAPOLINAS SEASON IS OFFICIALLY OVER
Samuel Gonzalez
Packers/Bears was technically TNF
Cameron Cooper
Nanners finna bouta be the dark horse juggernaut lads
Lucas Robinson
>inb4 Loins inexplicably stop sucking on the back of Hockenson and we still get a catb owl
Benjamin Williams
Are the 2019 Dolphins officially the most JUST team of all time?
Brody Wright
only after 0-16
Joshua Jones
Have you ever watched a Jets season involving Brett Favre?
Carter Martinez
Who can realistically afford him?
Robert Adams
Trevor Lawrence to the Dolphins when?
Matthew Anderson
Chip Kelly's Dream Team Eagles were pretty JUST
Josiah Williams
I've watched every burrs game since 2011 if that counts
Christian Morales
Isn't he still on a rookie deal?
Charles Collins
Raiders, they have 2 first round picks in the upcoming draft
Noah Ramirez
YIP YIP WAZZOO
Hudson Campbell
Fuck the Cowboys.
Also, I bet the Patriots get him, because fuck everyone
Nolan Russell
>chip lelly dream team
Reid had the flop dream team. Lelly was just pure flop.
Jackson Bell
twitter.com
so ocho is a foot fetish guy
Nicholas Cook
This boy is about to become a man when he makes sweet, sweet love to the field this sunday
James Turner
holy fuck I'm in love
Dylan Nguyen
AHAHAHAHAHA THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF KEKOLINA
>MUH REVOLUTIONARY NO QB OFFENSE
>MUH CATBOWL
>MUH CMC IS THE BEST RUNNING BACK IN THE GAME
>CAN’T PICK UP A HALF YARD TO WIN THE GAME
OH NO NO NO
Henry Scott
>Be Deshaun Watson
>Be a media darling from a top school in the country
>Get drafted and the world loves you
>Never even pay attention to the PAC-12
>All of a sudden
>From nowhere
>This mustache appears in his mind one night
>It haunts his dreams, but he doesn't think anything of it
>prepping for Sunday
>face the Jags with a backup
>easywin.jpg
>Decide to look up the other qb for shits and giggles
>It's him. It's Uncle Rico. Gardner Minshew is coming for your team's ass
How do you prepare?
Logan Martinez
Xavier Lopez
Kevin Lopez
Just kill yourself, there's no hope
Leo Campbell
Based refs
Lucas Gomez
Except it didn't even end up meaning shit.
Jonathan Barnes
What's up with Cam?
That was pretty bad
Michael Roberts
Literally the worst game I’ve ever seen. It made that shitfest 10-3 Superb Owl look like 28-3.
Aaron Kelly
You may only reply if your team is undefeated.
Xavier Phillips
You gotta admit Cam is still in near MVP form this season.
He literally just led his team down the whole field to the 2 and his racist coach takes him out on 4th down to let a White running back try to take the glory and of course it backfires.
Why would you take out a QB who has been on fire throwing over 330 yards with 0 interceptions in the most crucial play of the game other than because he's black?
Liam Stewart
You have to imagine if Russell Wilson was in that game it would have been watchable.
Parker Evans
Elite defense desu
Brody Rodriguez
Carter Phillips
scam newton retire bitch
Ryan Sanchez
>le scramble and memechuck manlet
No thanks
David Ramirez
that was the worst game i've ever seen in my entire life
panties should be ashamed of themselves btw
Xavier Sullivan
That's me, baby
Carson Sanders
Ayden Ross
LGTSS
>the cuckalina panties
Liam Ramirez
>2(two) people got this game right in the pickem
/nfl/ confirmed double digit iq
Xavier Cooper
Elijah Peterson
Surprise surprise, running QBs fall apart physically
Anthony Turner
is will grier starting this year?
Jaxon Martinez
That was one of the worst football games ive ever seen
>The bucs sucked
>The panthers sucked
>The refs sucked
>The weather delay
>no big plays at all
I honestly think ive never seen a worse game
Even that 6-6 memefest the Seahawks and Cardinals had was better
Landon Young
I'll see you in the Super Bowl.
Jack Walker
Mason Scott
Kamara would have scored desu senpai.
Gavin Cox
Uncle Rico??? Guess all those bloody steaks and tupperware sales paid off.
Connor Rogers
Is that a squirrel?
Matthew Kelly
>scam pooton
Luis Richardson
tits and jags is gonna be a such a meme matchup with mariota vs minshew
should be good
Noah Evans
Cat teams suck
Mason Gutierrez
classic riverboat ron.
Bet on ron to go all in with a fucking trick play with the game on the line lmfao
Christian Ward
The Patriots will be a the only team in existence to get beat by 3 teams of the same division in the superbowl
Nicholas Cox
>mexican coach who can't into strategy
>6'8 black qb that can't throw
>5'7 manlet white RB
are the Panthers a meme team?
Jaxson Wright
The pats are going to another owl. Sate your hate.
Chase Brown
“Experts”
Matthew Morales
The Redskins are gonna go to the Owl?
wew
Hudson Rogers
it's a cat
Aiden Sanders
>Gerald McCoy joins the Panthers so he can dab on the bucs with supercam
>Cam is a fucking shell of himself and the defense is massively improved by his absence
Jackson Walker
“Analysts”
Caleb Ramirez
Christopher Stewart
Jason Wilson
Is it dead?
Kayden Stewart
It’s now my birthday
Isaiah Campbell
lost 100 dollars
Jack Martinez
Damnit, Kimes. You're better than this
Jace Torres
Aiden Jones
>road teams historically lose on Thursday nights games
>Bucs were 0-5 in their last 5 Thursday night games getting massively outscored
Nicholas Myers
Happy B-day user
Adam Nguyen
Happy birthday user
Landon Wood
>Gradowski
Polish master race checking in:
Daniel Ross
Gambling is degenerate
Luke Carter
for some reason, I'm inclined to believe that JAX@HOU is a giant red flag and that the jags could pull a cheeky upset
Carter Young
Pardon the interruption boys, but I have an announcement about African American Quarterbacks.
Bentley Reyes
will that stupid filthy beaner scum Ron Rivera finally get fired?
Wyatt Brown
>3 Stars of the Game
3. Greg Olson
2. The entire Bucs Defense
1. Big Lick
Ryder Campbell
Cameron Collins
Can Odell Beckham Jr. ever shut his fucking mouth? Guy has never won anything yet keeps yapping.
Jack Morgan
>so user, you do know the cowboys are winning the owl,right?
Nathaniel Peterson
no just sleeping
Jaxson Wright
>east coaster
Hope you don’t get infected with Sam darnold’s mono
Lucas Gutierrez
Panthers kicker is a fucking legend.
Nathaniel Lopez
Does anyone have the raw stats from the statsfag last year? Asking because my hdd is fucked.
Elijah Moore
Let's be honest here, Panthers only lost this because of their nigger QB. There has never been a good nigger QB in the history of the NFL. It's one of few positions that require intelligence. And we all know niggers aren't intelligent despite what the liberal media may propagate to you. Upvote this post so others can see the truth. Don't you dare fucking downboat this.
Ian Stewart
Kayden King
220 pounds of twisted steel and sex appeal holy shit
William Williams
BIG LICK wouldve won that game for them
We need to move the team there
Brandon Reyes
>upset
Minshew is an elite QB, and that offense is going to light up Houston's dilapidated defense
Nolan Kelly
Eighteen naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch
Big hard throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked
Eighteen naked cowboys wanting to be fucked
Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch
On their knees wanting to suck cowboy cocks
Ram Ranch really rocks
Hot hard buff cowboys, their cocks throbbing hard
Eighteen more wild cowboys out in the yard
Big bulging cocks ever so hard
Orgy in the showers at Ram Ranch
Big hard throbbing cocks ramming cowboy butt
Like a breeding ram wanting to rut
Big hard throbbing cocks getting sucked real deep
Cowboys even getting fucked in their sleep
Ram Ranch, it rocks
Cowboys love big hard throbbing cocks
Eighteen naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch
Big hard throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked
Eighteen naked cowboys wanting to be fucked
Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch
On their knees wanting to suck cowboy cocks
Ram Ranch really rocks
Hot hard buff cowboys, their cocks throbbing hard
Eighteen more wild cowboys out in the yard
Big bulging cocks ever so hard
Orgy in the showers at Ram Ranch
Big hard throbbing cocks ramming cowboy butt
Like a breeding ram wanting to rut
Eighteen naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch
Big hard throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked
Eighteen naked cowboys wanting to be fucked
Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch
On their knees wanting to suck cowboy cocks
Ram Ranch really rocks
Big hard throbbing cocks, getting sucked real deep
Cowboys even getting fucked in their sleep
Ram Ranch, it rocks
Cowboys love big hard throbbing cocks
Anthony Long
Pats>Fins
Ravens>Cards
49ers>Bungals
Chargers>Lions. Who the fuck even are the people picking the Lions?
Vikings>Pakers
Texans>Fags
Giants>Bills
Hawks>Steelers
Titans>Colts
Redskins>Cowboys
Chiefs>Raiders
Bears>Broncos
Rams>Saints
Eagles>Falcons
Jets>Browns
Joseph Jackson
Looks like TB has a great run defense at least.
Anthony Sanders
Thanks! I had been looking for the Texas State Song lyrics
Justin Ross
Minchad is pretty based
Bentley Gonzalez
So was this Mutant League Football bribe the ref?
Ian Turner
They were barely challenged
The pants abandoned the run immediately
Eli Peterson
CMC had 16 carries stop memeing
Samuel Phillips
>mfw america's team, the dallas cowboys, absolutely STYLED all over the poo york gnats
>mfw faggot haters have been VIOLENTLY shitting their pants in fear of the dominance of america's team, the dallas cowboys
>mfw early season cope posts are in FULL swing
it sure feels GREAT being a fan of the best team in the NFL, america's team, the dallas cowboys. how pissed off are you faggot haters right now?
Grayson Lee
this
Minshew is about to dab on the entire league
Brayden Richardson
>49ers>Bungals
i'm honestly worried about John Ross fucking up the Niners secondary
Jason Thomas
Where’d all the panthers fans go?
Wyatt Evans
He normally has like 27
Nathaniel Stewart
Right here
Im not even mad
9 trips to Tampa's zone and no TDs is the worse offensive performance ive rver witnessed by this team
That includes all the garbage in 2010
Adam Robinson
To sleep it's a school night
Lincoln Ramirez
Still, you're acting like he got 5 carries and like he didn't simply shit it up like everyone else on the Pants offense. 16/37 is anemic
Luke Cox
Rank your favorite teams from 1 to 32
1. Panthers (my main team since 2015 and from birth til 2004, I’ve lived in Charlotte my whole life)
2. Jaguars (catb owl
Dominic Lewis
>12. Giants (I want to fuck Saquon)
hold on user
Jonathan Ortiz
>You gotta admit Cam is still in near MVP form this season
He play a terrible game, completing less than 50% of his throws. I don't care if this is bait just kill yourself
Juan King
OH NO NO NO NO LOOK AT THE TOP OF THE DRAFT AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Julian Gray
autism
Christian Parker
>tfw the least hated team in the division
It's because we dont cuck anyone out of the playoffs since 2005 but still
Jaxson Taylor
WE COMIN FOR YA TUA
David Gomez
So...this is the power of carolina...woah
Carson Watson
not particulary shocking. It was degeneracy since #2-4
Ryan Richardson
REDSKINS
Parker Gutierrez
Finally
David Morgan
>39 rushing yards
>cam
>CMC
wew
Logan Diaz
>losing to the Tamp Bay Pastry chefs
>Proving Skip Bayless right
Welp. I think you’re fucked, Carolina.
David Murphy
>Arizona and Detroit hurt their tanks by tying
kek
Josiah Jenkins
>super bowl teams
>Minnesota
Aiden Robinson
>
Cameron Wolfe
@CameronWolfe
Dolphins have given 2018 1st round pick Minkah Fitzpatrick permission to seek a trade, but they are not actively shopping him. They want a significant return to trade him. Fitzpatrick has been unhappy with his role with defense for months. Story with
@mortreport
coming shortly.
OF FUCKING COURSE. he next to tunsil would be good for the future
Eli Reed
>Redskins>Cowboys
>Eagles>Falcons
shitville pigeons retard spotted! let's all gather around and laugh at the dumbass!
Brody Wright
i only watch superbowls and im a die hard patriots fan
how are they doing now
Christopher Cooper
1-0
Owl guaranteed
Jaxson Phillips
Actually I change my mind since you beat us having to use refball tonight. You’re at 31 between the falcons and “saints” now
Jaxon Lopez
Tyler Martin
Will this MNF be the worst since Ravens-Browns?
Luis Wright
>Play against Kwon Alexander
>Gives up a personal foul and gets ejected giving the bucs a free touchdown
>Play against Gerald McCoy
>Commits a personal foul giving the bucs a free touchdown
>mfw seeing on the schedule we have a game vs Adam Humphries coming up
Benjamin Roberts
Man 9 trips to Tampa's zone and no TDs isnt refball
Christian Turner
>Dolphins allowed 643 yards last week
Wyatt Ross
Bitch did you see the fucking spot you assholes got?
You got a free first down because a boomer ref put on the wrong prescription glasses. Fuck outta here. Tell cam to aim better
Samuel Gonzalez
SIX SIX TWO FIDDY
Dylan Brooks
>the panthers actually drafted cam newton instead of von miller
how did the panthers fall for the black QB meme
Alexander Roberts
Girl on the Carolina post game coverage clearly isn't wearing a bra. That black guy must be trying to hard not to look.
Zachary Collins
Jimmy Clausen was really really really really bad
Kevin Wright
>14-17 is the entirety of the AFCW
wow.
Just wow.
Mason Ortiz
>AB is still eligible to play
Carson Clark
Is that fucking Big E Langston?
Tyler Richardson
>skinny nipples
boooo
Parker Howard
Some one please bring Cam's spirit back to the zombie body I saw out their today.
David Brown
Panthers fans still screech to this day about how Luck went back to school to avoid being drafted by them and bitch and moan. He got ruined by the colts and I STILL think he made the right choice to dodge Cuckolina lmao
Ryder Diaz
the season's not over until you're mathematically eliminated
Justin James
> I STILL think he made the right choice to dodge Cuckolina lmao
then you are a retard. the colts literally killed his career of any chance of becoming a HoF, because they didn't want to build an o-line for him, Cam got at least got a MVP season, and made it to the superbowl.
Austin Parker
They wouldnt have won shit with Miller. The Super Bowl appearance was only possible with cam, IT JUST SO HAPPENED miller was there also.
Miller on the panthers would be like JJ Watt on the texans. Just an ornament.
Mason Johnson
>he didn't get mono in high school/college
Carson Lee
SEETHING
Alexander Thompson
I had girls that liked me in Hschool, but i'm autistic, so now i'm a loser NEET who hasn't talked to a girl in years
Landon Reed
You know exactly where he got "mono"
Oliver Reed
I gave my reasons, idiot. I’m indifferent to all of them except the broncos because I really enjoyed going to Colorado. Good scenery and Boulder has a very cool Asheville-vibe to it
Luis Walker
Why hello.
Owen Green
God is setting you guys up for another HILARIOUS post season mishap
Nicholas Butler
Maximum cope
Elijah Roberts
Not so fast, bud.
John Baker
I'm spectrum disorder, and I got a date today. Maybe you're just an assclown, pussy. Quit blaming shit on a diagnosis and take the steps to live your life
Jordan Nelson
why would i be seething, because you have shitty takes?
Nathaniel Martin
Maybe you are offense is elite
Benjamin Butler
>the high school girls are at the party get Darnold there ASAP
Chase Jenkins
saved. You just KNOW that black guy was struggling to not stare the entire interview.
Lucas Thompson
Dalton won’t have enough time to throw to him because he’ll be pressured constantly. People don’t really know how good the 49ers pass rush is.
Noah Garcia
>Maybe you're just an assclown, pussy.
i literally said "loser" are you a nigger who can't read, maybe i just need to be more retarded, and less self aware
Tyler Williams
The panthers have broken cam too. The only difference is he’s slightly bigger so he’s lasted a bit longer and has a bit more perseverance. But the panthers did nothing to help him until way too late in his career, Luck would have been just as fucked with your kitties as he was with the dolts
Caleb Wood
he is there bill but we have a problem... They are ignoring him for Roethlisberger.
Camden Perez
>cucked by the aints again
just
Bentley Rodriguez
>lost virginity at 15
>have slept with 8 women and made out with plenty more
>never got mono/meningitis
Get better immune systems, fags
Carson Watson
>Benjamin Allbright
Source says Phins asking for a 1st for M Fitzpatrick but will likely settle for a 2nd.
Charles Sanders
I bet it's mouth herpes, but they're keeping it under wraps. That would be much more Jetsy
Brandon Allen
Fitzpatrick isn't worth it but knowing Mayock he'll probably trade one of the 1st rounds, a 4th round and a 7th round.
Colton Ortiz
>lost my virginity at 16
>had sex with 7 different girls just counting last year.
>now in a serious relationship with a girl
man you guys are fucking loser LOL
Tyler Morales
Isn't Bosa injured?
Logan Lewis
>And AB is Most likely still going to be eligible to play for week three as well
Aiden Ramirez
If its from allbright there's a 100% chance he's making it up and hoping via miracle he's right so he can claim he has sources
Guy is a fucking fraud
Eli Myers
If you posted pics of them I guarantee you no one would feel an ounce of jealousy
Aiden Williams
Not really. Panthers offense is fucking terrible. Cam's already washed up lmao
Jaxson Johnson
wat u mean?
Lincoln Stewart
Mono is cause by the (((Epstein))) Barr virus. Most ppl get it when they're kids and symptoms are mild like a common cold. Like Chicken pox, if you get it when you're older the symptoms kick your ass. So you probs got it when you were young like most people and never noticed it.
In short, fuck all the sluts you want and no mono for yuo.
Lincoln Butler
THEY UGLY NIGGA
Bentley White
The Patriots will get him for a conditional 6th round pick tomorrow
Xavier Rodriguez
>Even better, I'll move to Plan DT to infect Darnold.
Oliver Collins
>maybe I just need to be more retarded and less self aware
Now you're getting it user, you'll be a normie in no time!
Jackson Hernandez
This, but unironically
Connor Campbell
>bragging about having slept with 8 women on Yea Forums
John Richardson
3 were frat girls, 1 was from my work, 1 was my friend's ex, he said it was okay, 1 was my gf at the time, 1 was just a regular uni girl
Grayson Jones
UUUUUUUUUUGLY
Eli Hill
did you use the same paper bag on each one or did you have different bags for each of their heads
Jonathan Wilson
FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR DUBS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Cooper Robinson
2 of the frat girls were meh, but one of them was was cute as fuck, like a discount version of alexa rin
Benjamin Nguyen
>frat girls
>frat
Ummm user "feminine" or not it's still a benis. You fucked three twink fraternity brothers.
Wyatt Howard
Jeremiah Parker
NO STFU, I DID NOT FUCK MY BROS
Dominic Lee
>Hooker/Fitzpatrick safety tandem
Gib
Dylan Phillips
It wasn’t a brag, it was making the point that not getting mono doesn’t equate to being a lossless virgin
Kevin Morris
Sorry they can't all be Patriots vs Kansas for you...maybe if you like football as a whole instead of rooting for the Patriots or Chiefs like a lemming you could enjoy some of these "meme" matches.
Cooper Cook
>I had sex with 20 guys, and now i have aids
ya coping hetrocels?
Jeremiah Brooks
>Patriiots run a 4 WR set of AB/Gordon/Edelman/Dorsett
Which 3 are you putting single coverage on, spee?
Robert Young
He'll lead them to the playoffs, and Foles will return, then lead them to the SB. Re-cap this.
Adrian James
name some more based refs than these bros
James Howard
>black guy
Adrian Hill
>49ers>Bungals
>Vikings>Pakers
>Giants>Bills
>Redskins>Cowboys
>Rams>Saints
>Jets>Browns
ive got my doubts
Christopher Martinez
stop picking my vikings, they play like shit when they are picked.
Henry Ortiz
I miss him bros
Kevin Butler
He doesn’t miss playing for the panthers
Matthew Garcia
tnf started as the dumping ground for the worst game of the week kiddo
Eli Robinson
*throws 6 ints
Jordan Rivera
looks like a bra from the still frame
Charles Lopez
What’s there to doubt about Rams and saints? It’s already been proven that Brees is a dome babby
Justin Morales
>watch sloppy 3 hour long games between dogshit teams all season when literally the only meaningful game all season will be the Pats/Chiefs AFC title game
At this point I'm ready to watch the Patriots go 19-0 and drive a stake into the heart of the NFL
Adam Rivera
refs gonna go easy on the saints
let the edge rushers cobble goof
Christian Hughes
>casual doesn't know who the broncos are
Brody Cox
So, you guys all took that ez money betting the under, right?
Evan Howard
You give the patriots too much credit man. Yes they have an amazing team but anything can happen in football and if it makes you feel better they’ve been to the last 3 Super Bowls and each of those seasons they started 0-1. Maybe they threw off the meme balance or something
Andrew Bennett
*burns your secondary*
Eli Garcia
Double the BIG. And just try and cover AB and Edelman with press man, and you leave a single man on Dorsett.
Jayden Parker
the steelers are a complete dumpster fire and NE always seems to find another gear against them. it's barely week 2, calm down. literally one forced brady fumble in the playoffs and the whole thing can come to a screeching halt
Christopher Nguyen
NOW HERE'S A GUY WHO COULD REALLY THROW THE FOOTBALL
Ian Cook
refball. I'm neutral on either team but there is a zero percent chance the saints get screwed by refs but some chance that the rams do
Lincoln Cook
Honestly, who still cares who wins the Super Bowl after the refs blatantly tried everything to the game for the Panthers? it's all fucking fake and gay and I no longer care. See you Sunday faggots.
Kevin Clark
>No Kuechly
Luke Kelly
He's accomplished just about as much for the Panthers.as Cam has.
Mason King
Heh....where’d your 0-2 joke go now? I guess pompous, cocky QBs like Cam can’t win games. You need true poise, dedication and a yes-sir do-your-job attitude to win like we do..even through we’re always considered underdogs, nobody ever believes in us and we just win.something you dumb millenias just don’t seem to get.
James Thomas
>we
James Sullivan
>30 years old, 2 meter tall, over 100kg heavy Cam Newton can't carry the ball half a yard forward, a play every grandpa Brady does regularly
Is Cam dying?
Jaxson Gomez
nah, it's rigged. Carolina was supposed to win but were too inept to pull it off. Bruce Arians not challenging that spot at the end of the game, and then letting the clock run down in under two minutes with three timeouts with the opposing team in the redzone until the last moment. It's WWE-tier.
Thomas Anderson
As a pats fan I’m just glad AB didn’t end up on chiefs and felger and mazz completely don’t get that if Bill turned him away that’s the next team he would go to. I still think he should have stayed on raiders but it’s obvious he didn’t respect them at all. Also I think this is karma for the league not giving tyreek hill a suspension but Ramsey took care of that.
Lincoln Parker
Those are just weird seam lines on the dress. Zoom in and you can see they make a clear diagonal path back to the armpit.
On a side note I just got done nutting in my wife and my dicks still slick with grool. I think imma sleep in it.
Alexander Wilson
Not behind Porno Jimmy they’re not
Hunter Edwards
>Marvel memes
Fuck off Disney shill.
Alexander Wright
>gives up multiple tds to anus winston
Owen Mitchell
Lmao. How butthurt and salty can one franchise get?
Samuel Brown
Does AB threaten Tom Brady's spot as the most hated Patriot player?
Hudson Kelly
*suffers season ending injury again*
Henry Sanchez
did cam wear another atrocious outfit in the post game presser?
Anthony Lee
no he wore one during the game
Noah Fisher
Better question is will they be the most hated team of all time
Kevin Edwards
its a Shittsburgh tradition. Get assblasted by the Pats and then be salty as fuck about it.
Jaxon Nguyen
kek
Justin Ward
>yfw Case Keenum shreds the cuckboys this Sunday
Grayson Morgan
ITTTTTTT'S PACKIE TIME!
Aiden Nelson
Owen Evans
maybe one of those old Raiders teams from the "Just win baby" days of Al Davis?
Cameron Cooper
love case, wish him nothing but the best. i'm glad he's playing pretty good, sucks that his defense failed him though
Noah Anderson
yay packies yay
Cameron Morgan
>AB accuser to meet with the nfl next week
Wow. The timing is uncanny. How much do you want to bet this is another scheme cooked up by good ol goodell himself?
Brody Gomez
if I had the power I would sacrifice a patriots win this weekend in some sort of blood ritual just to see the cowboys seethefest
William Gray
33 KB JPG
Hi. My name is Patrick Mahomes and I am the best quarterback in the NFL. I just can't wait to BTFO the raidniggers this sunday. I am unstoppable. This year, I will lead the KANSAS CITY CHIEFS to their 2nd superb owl victory and there is nothing anyone can do about it lol. For all teams playing against me in 2019, get ready for the big L!
Daniel Bailey
cringe
Jayden Butler
Why are all the good rivalries in the NFC?
Packers/Burrs
Cowboys/49ers
Giants/Eagles
AFC has the Raiders vs. other people, and the battle of mexico aka Ravens vs. Stoolers.
Ryan Wright
ravens steelers is solid for a newer one
William Nguyen
The AFC was so shit the NFL had to step in and create the Ravens.
Cameron Foster
>hi my name is Pat Mahomes and my entire rookie contract is being squandered by the latest juggernaut Patriots superteam. See you in a couple years when I sign a $200 million deal in a bigger market
Fixed that for you
Aiden Howard
>Cowboys/49ers
???
what is this, a hundred years ago?
Brayden Carter
>McNair won't be around to see his number be retired
Grayson Martin
>it’s been 10 years since McNair was murdered
I still remember the day like it was yesterday.
Landon Fisher
This, gentlemen, is why you dont fuck around with hoes
Matthew Gomez
The 49ers should trade for Minkah Fitzpatrick.
Nathaniel Evans
Any team that needs a FS should. Maybe a 2nd for him?
Benjamin Robinson
*steals the starting job from darnoLd in your path*
John King
this guy looks like the kid you sat next to in 10th grade history and haven't seen for a decade then you run into him and he has a surprisingly hot wife and well paying accounting job
Levi Lopez
Thomas Reed
List of wholesome QBs:
>Drew Brees
>Andy Dalton
>Marcus Mariota
>Derek Carr
>?
Kevin Sullivan
>the whole line moves besides the center
The center must have a pretty high football iq. Clearly everybody else got it wrong.
Adam Cruz
kurt cousins
Leo Peterson
What's great about this is the Pats don't even need AB at all
>Goodell suspends AB based on civil allegation
>Pats still run the table
>AB turns the suspension into a race issue and sues the league for a billion dollars in a defamation suit
>Roger has to hand Brady ANOTHER trophy while dealing with Kaepernick 2.0 on steroids
I'm ready to watch this circus unfold
Ryder Phillips
That shit simply isnt going to fly this year loser. The pats have an even tougher defense than last year and that gimicky two dimensional playing field isnt doing it this year thats for sure
Luis Reed
>wholesome QBs
>Mariota
BASED
He can even speak relatively well or at the very least doesn't sound like a retard unlike most of the league youtube.com
Tyler Morales
I'm glad we have >our goodboi QB desu
Grayson Roberts
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So I have been monitoring these threads closely the last couple of months. We got some cleaning up to do.
I have listed a handful of people, and I will be analyzing their posts in order to expose them. Once exposed they won't make abhorrent posts. Consider this Yea Forums's version of "rehabilitation" where I am the inspector that exposes them and their parole officer.
If you make good posts you won't have to worry, you are contributing positively. If you make bad posts then well, let's just say you're going to be in for a tough time.
Those who are listed, enjoy it while it lasts, because shortly you will be in your own personal hell : )
Isaiah Harris
This. The Patriots got SIGNIFICANTLY better on both sides of the ball this year. This is probably the most lopsided team we've ever seen and I don't know how the fuck it's even possible in the salary cap era. What the fuck has the rest of the league been doing for the past 20 years?
Nathan Ortiz
and stay there fag
Jace Diaz
Foles is going to get Bledsoe'd by based Minshew
Jackson Rodriguez
>tfw the torch was supposed to be passed to Mahomes but Tom Brady is an asshole and won't fucking retire
Joshua Baker
Welcome to the list. I hope you're happy with yourself, because you just made a horrible decision to go against me.
Adam Anderson
>What the fuck has the rest of the league been doing for the past 20 years?
Getting out-maneuvered by a football intellect that is simply on another level.
Jack Mitchell
Leo Ward
so... the last play the panthers ran was The Philly special, but it was so fucking horribly executed. Cam literally just stepped away from the center like a retard and didn't fool anyone with the direct snap, when foles did it he did it so fast no one even noticed him going out for the pass.
Also a simple run up the middle would have fucking worked against any defense, what a horrible game for Carolina.
Camden Young
Patrick Mahomes
John Lopez
>Cams outfit in the postgame press conference
Jason Gomez
Cam clearly relayed to the coaching staff he doesnt want any designed runs or sneaks. Everyone blaming Rivera and Norv but dont see Cam is limiting everything they do. Cam with whatever is going on tried to be a pocket passer today and failed miserably
Sebastian Evans
No, because he's buddies with Tyreek Hill.
Liam Brooks
Jacoby Brissett
Ryan Cruz
Mina Kimes is a retard and should be writing for buzzfeed
Colton Howard
>no Rivers
Ugly wife and like 20 kids. Doesn't get more wholesome than that. Also,
>Russell Wilson
>Deshaun Watson
>Foles and Minshew
seem pretty wholesome to me.
Ryder Howard
Some dude on here called Kurt cousins “curt nephew” the other day and that was some funny shit.
Ethan Clark
Erin Gaygers has fallen off a cliff. Discuss.
Elijah Fisher
Mina Kimes should be sucking my dick.
Landon Lopez
He's still the Greatest Gay Quarterback Of All Time.
Chase Edwards
Guys what if Minshew really is the QB the Jags have been looking for since the Brunell injury? Will something nice finally happen to my Jags? I learned to suppress any feelings of optimism towards this team as a child and have just been along for the memes ever since. But watching Minshew play on Sunday gave me a feeling I haven't had about sports in a very long time. It was real hope.
Jeremiah Kelly
Can anyone explain how a fucking star quarterback gets to 22 years old without getting mono? Even I got it before then, and I spend my nights shitposting on 4channel
Isaiah Sanders
I’m the gayest qb in the league!
Aaron Nguyen
Go to bed, Aaron
Joshua Diaz
Don't call Rivers' wife ugly you piece of shit
Cameron Evans
Mahomes reaches for the torch.
Brady sets him on fire.
Parker Brooks
bruh
Owen Flores
Le 56
Aaron Morris
She looks like she was fine as fuck in her 20's. People age user. She got with him before the fame and money. She has blessed him with 9 children including sons to pass on his name and legacy. You'll understand when you're older.
Anthony Parker
favre
Joshua Davis
Favre > Rodgers
any questions?
Adam Morgan
>She looks like she was fine as fuck in her 20's.
BRUUUUUUH.
Dylan Gutierrez
wtf is wrong with him
Josiah Gutierrez
She looks good to me in this picture. And again the entire point of my post was that there is more to a wife than her looks (assuming she isn't fugly). Yeah he should have just wifed up some thot who would end up with half his money after a few years right?
Carter White
white man living in a nigger world.
Gavin Green
Is this nigga gay? Who will come out the closet first? Jalen Ramsey, cam, OBJ or Aaron Rodgers?
Lucas Evans
>Australian just got banned for shitposting elsewhere on Yea Forums.
Really makes u think
Jaxon Sanchez
Fucking Urbanite teams, go back to sucking the cock of some rich team owner user
Cameron Jenkins
No, I deleted it because I made a mistake. He has 9 kids, but I wrote he had 8
Blake Sanchez
>throws pick
Carter Taylor
He'd get zero media attention based on his dogshit play on the field, so he dresses like a Russian grandmother during his interviews so that he can trend on social media
Jayden Collins
Panthers fans should be pissed at upper level management
>waste Cams prime
>cant develop players besides Cam, Luke and Mccaffrey who were already NFL ready out of college
>hire fucking Norv Turner
>Keep riverboat around for as long as possible
>continue to neglect the O-Line
Logan Hall
>wins same amount of superbowl
>Win same amount of games
???
Robert Powell
>black qbs
Henry Hall
when was the panthers last good free agent signing
Holmgren went to the super bowl with fucking Matt Hasselback who was a back up to Farve, GOAT coaches take you places
Benjamin Richardson
>scrambling black meme quarterback's play regresses to the point that his team has zero chance of ever contending again
Yeah it must be the management because we've never seen this exact storyline unfold with any other scrambling black meme quarterbacks
Camden Lee
Free agency doesnt always have to be necessary. Look at the Packers.
James Martinez
It is well known that management ruin Aaron's career after neglecting defensive needs after the superb owl, some many failed opportunities wasted GOAT like performances from Aaron
Ian Powell
>dual-threat qb is forced to throw from the shotgun by a lame duck offensive coordinator who has never achieved success anywhere
Ftfy
Oliver White
Gabriel White
Jalen Ramsey has a child with Golden Tate's sister lmao. He's just a dramatic southerner.
Jacob Butler
I'm honestly intrigued about how this goes for the Jags. Either Minshew pulls some literal magic out of his ass and outplays every defense he throws against or the league will step in and pay off most of the teams on the Jags schedule to play like shit so they'll make the playoffs and Foles will be back from his injury to retake the starting position and win his second Owl, leading two franchises to their first Owl in one career.
Jayden Brooks
*their first Owl win in one career.
Zachary Peterson
>qb is forced to throw from the shotgun
Imagine an NFL quarterback being "forced" to THROW THE FOOTBALL! What horror!
Evan Thompson
Patriots call dibbies on CMC when Cam retires
Nicholas Wood
Reminder that YOUR CHICAGO BEARS, Yea Forums's team, will easily bounce back on Sunday evening as Truvicksky begins his redemption arc ending in Super Bowl MVP and no amount of non-white seething will stop him.
Jaxson Diaz
That game was the kick six wasn’t it? That was based
Adam Anderson
>not being entertained by baker and Odell losing it at each other in the middle of the game and seeing the Browns hype train crash headfirst into a wall
Ethan Morgan
I was so fucking mad when that happened because I bet evens for the score total, ended up winning though cause Cam is fucking absolute dogshit.
Anthony Roberts
Think this is the NFLs sexiest man behind gorgeous Jimmy G
Jason Gomez
>going on reddit
fuck off, nigger
Alexander Sanders
>23:10:49
>23:10:48
Wtf is this shit?
Luke Jenkins
>lose by 14
>"there may be hope!"
Jacob Fisher
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO REFS PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE WE DIDNT EVEN KICK KENNY VACCARO THAT HARD REEEEEEEEEEE
God I fucking hate Browns fans ugly mfers
Sebastian Sullivan
Watching the Titans lay a beat down on Cleveland was so satisfying.
Hunter Thomas
Why didn't Tom Brady shake Eli Manning or Nick Foles hand after losing to them?
Daniel Price
>NOOOOOOOO TOM STOP SCORING SO MANY POINTS THE GAMES ALREADY OVER REEEEEEE
God stoolers """"""fans"""""" are all dumb ape niggers
Bentley Powell
how is it a race issue in any way shape or form retard? the roastie claiming she was raped is black to begin with
Ryder Anderson
Yup. Titans were low key a fun team to watch last year people just didn't put much stock in them because they still finished 9-7
All they needed was a few more weapons on offence to be a real threat in the AFC and AJ Brown, Adam Humphries and Delanie Walker back healthy give them that
Nathan Morgan
>can't develop players
Josh Norman, Andrew Norwell, Mario Addison, Bene Benwikere, Alex Armah.
Nolan Bell
>never achieved success anywhere
>2 owl rings
Ryder Ortiz
Only nonces shake hands in the NFL.
Nicholas Phillips
So why does he have no problem shaking when he wins?
David Gray
>my team lost
>i-i-its fucking ri-ri-rig-rigged plebs !!
The state of (You)
Jeremiah Davis
Why are there no white running backs?
Julian Rodriguez
>being an american and usingbritish slang on 4channel
can't decide between cringe, yikes, or oof
Blake Evans
for me, it's Philadelphia Football Eagles.
Ryder Hill
tfw you realize the Jags owner overrode the GM to select this kid because of his stache
Nicholas Scott
I think the effects of his preseason ankle injury are still limiting his mobility
Julian Sanders
You now realize Taylor Lewan has his own podcast. youtube.com
Carson Nelson
>go to bed after second bucs TD
>nothing else happened
lol what a game
Julian Butler
lol
Jackson Perez
I haven’t had sex in 7(seven) years lads. I’m so tired of jacking off. I’m so tired of remembering what pussy feels like, and watching porn, and implied sex in movies. I’m dating a girl now and I can’t stand her. If I don’t have sex with her soon I might blow my brains out.
Sebastian Stewart
Hire a prostitute dummy
Nathaniel Myers
I always enjoy seeing a team win a game all the analysts pick them to lose. The best one was the Colt McCoy led Redskins beating the Cowboys in Dallas on a Monday Night game
Grayson Turner
Thought about it but I become bitch made making the call/sending the request.
Zachary Ortiz
Who else is excited to see future Eagle Minkah Fitzpatrick?
Charles Myers
This, but of course Foles will win it all because Minshew will be injured, and Minshew will be determined to bounce back and win it all himself for the rest of his career. Re-re-cap this.
Camden Campbell
I don't think he's going to get traded. I bet the Fins are asking for two first rounders. Maybe a first and a second at the very least
Oliver Watson
What was Jameis thinking at this moment?
Adrian Rodriguez
Nah man, he means the drugged out whores they keep in the basement.
Jonathan Morales
now that the dust has settled, im glad we can all agree meme qbs were a waste of time for every team except one, who was carried by his defense. so when does the league correct itself and begins to get away from this farce? when will we get real football back?
Juan Campbell
Lobsters
Ryan Fisher
Wishing the season was over already.
Jack Reed
Just another year of the AFC being better than the NFC
Landon Ortiz
outside of the pats and pit/bal the afc hasn't been very consistently competitive. besides that all the tv basically runs through dallas and the nfc east. even if it was peak bill/dolphins nobody would see it outside snf/mnf. things like broncos/chargers don't even register with people as rivalries because the teams are rarely seen in most of the country.
Andrew Diaz
>Giants/Eagles
Trash.
Christopher Martin
Which is a shame because most NFC rivalries are terribly hollow. Bad teams playing bad teams which is hyped up because they were good decades ago.
Josiah Roberts
So many meme finishes in that rivalry though.
Oliver Johnson
>Panthers kill
>Jets kill
>Broncos and Browns possibly kill
Holy shit, fuck off. This is Miami's year to tank.
Easton Sanchez
There have been more white Running Backs on the cover of Madden this decade than black
Jeremiah Gonzalez
Only because PETA rigged the vote
Benjamin Phillips
A young Jewish man named Roseman may have something to say about that
Brody Gomez
Once he actually plays a defense that can cover and leave a QB spy
Jack Cooper
XD
Juan Wright
It's always Miami's year to tank
Isaac Hughes
>other teams tanked
>Your favorite team made shrewd trades instead
Feels good being a fan of the Howies
Dominic Walker
Russel Wilson
Jack Campbell
If teams want to tank why not just forfeit every game of the season?
Gabriel Taylor
Shekels
Carson Bailey
Because their fans would revolt worse than the Browns vs Jags in 01
en.m.wikipedia.org
Gabriel Cox
"I bet some crab legs would taste great right now."
David Hernandez
The league would void those draft picks
Ryan Butler
Well you’re retarded then, because I doubt Mayock would do that.
Jason Kelly
>reports are that the dolphins asking price for Fitzpatrick includes a first round pick, but that they'll likely settle for a second round pick
Brody Wright
>Eagles give up a 2nd and a 5th
>Cut Sendejo, getting a 4th back
Do it, magic jew
Charles Evans
Stop talking like a nigger.
Hunter Lewis
Look at this honkey
Gabriel Gonzalez
You must be really triggered when you look at your Twitter feed and Instagram lamo
Benjamin Foster
Any coach that calls an outside run/toss on 4th and inches needs to be fired on the spot. Disgraceful.
Dylan Rodriguez
What about coaches that call QB sneaks
Colton Fisher
Based
Juan Murphy
Bottlegate was the Oklahoma City bombing of sports. A completely justifiable overzealous act to put a check on a growing despot
Kevin Brooks
>dominates 1st game
>Cam Newton publicly bitches about him getting too many touches
>gets used as a pass blocker the entire 2nd game instead of going out for passes
>offense does nothing with Cam being the focus
the Great White Hope needs to demand a trade to his true home, New England, where he won't be held back by a jealous black QB
Luke Perry
Lads, I don't think this semen-slurping sport is for me.
Isaac Powell
And yet it failed to achieve it's goals
Adam Stewart
>McCaffrey on the Pats
Cancel next 2 seasons.
Jaxon Lopez
Austin Bennett
cam poopton
Owen Edwards
God, I hate the Eagles. I hope Wentz goes down. Nothing will give me greater happiness than seeing the fanbase go at each other.
Kayden Russell
I can't believe he didn't just let Malcolm Butler play.
Angel Adams
>30+ touches a game as the only offensive option is a healthy pace for a RB
he's got added value from making bronkeks and patsnigger seethe over not having him
Alexander Brooks
Mad at the Eagles?
Zachary Russell
He'll go down alright, on your mom
Lucas Rogers
CMC got 16 touches for 37 yards you fuckin goober. He got shut down regardless of Cam being trash.
Eli Moore
>fire Rivera
>make an unrealistic swing at Lincoln Riley
>settle for Matt Rhule
J U S T
although literal who coaches came in and made Andy Dalton elite, clown world
William Reed
Yea Forums Wentz and Eagles obsession makes me smile
Bentley Williams
imagine the state of the league if Andrew Luck and Cam Newton retire within 10 months of each other
>qbs are now completely off limits to touch
Tyler Watson
Nathaniel Williams
Is there anything comfier on this earth than 10 am Pacific Coast time games?
>wake up bout 9 am
>coffee with maybe a cheeky dab of whiskey
>start prepping some chicken wangs
>fry em up
>keep em warm in the oven
>sauce em after the first quarter or so
>crack open a beer
>proceed to watch the bungles get their bungholes gaped by the best D in the league
I'm stoked for Sunday bros. Gonna wake up and jump straight into a pile of wings and beer and the niners kicking ass. No faggot ass waiting around half the day for the only game that matters.
Gavin Cooper
That was probably the worst TNF matchup I've seen in awhile.
Nicholas Powell
>living in the past
Brayden Bennett
wait until next week
Tyler Reyes
>not going to church
Caleb Stewart
based dougie
Ian Allen
>@AdamSchefter: "Team sources tell me Carolina is close to finalizing a deal with former-49ers QB Colin Kaepernick. Panthers owner David Tepper showing once again he isn't afraid to go against the grain."
>@AdamSchefter: "Team sources tell me Carolina is close to finalizing a deal with former-49ers QB Colin Kaepernick. Panthers owner David Tepper showing once again he isn't afraid to go against the grain."
>@AdamSchefter: "Team sources tell me Carolina is close to finalizing a deal with former-49ers QB Colin Kaepernick. Panthers owner David Tepper showing once again he isn't afraid to go against the grain."
>@AdamSchefter: "Team sources tell me Carolina is close to finalizing a deal with former-49ers QB Colin Kaepernick. Panthers owner David Tepper showing once again he isn't afraid to go against the grain."
>@AdamSchefter: "Team sources tell me Carolina is close to finalizing a deal with former-49ers QB Colin Kaepernick. Panthers owner David Tepper showing once again he isn't afraid to go against the grain."
>@AdamSchefter: "Team sources tell me Carolina is close to finalizing a deal with former-49ers QB Colin Kaepernick. Panthers owner David Tepper showing once again he isn't afraid to go against the grain."
Ian Flores
Fake
Jayden Cook
lmao
Angel Ramirez
It's fake by why? He's even worse than Cam.
Tyler Moore
>best receiving back in the league
>give him fewer targets than fucking Jarius Wright and DJ Moore
>give him carries on useless read options where nobody respects Cam running the ball
Cam is a racist and wants to see a white RB fail so he doesn't throw him the ball
Logan Garcia
>Soiboys and Niggles arguing
>neither will make the playoffs
LMAO KEEP FIGHTING YOUNG'INS
Evan Cook
your team will go 1-15 gnats fan
Lincoln Williams
Wrong
Oliver Mitchell
stop being obsessed. thanks.
David Reyes
>starts vegan diet and claims it's good for athleticism
>continues to lose and play like shit, losing his footing in run game
>dresses like a fag and outdoes his faggotry each week
hm lads, it's almost as if... veganism isn't the answer?
Caleb Gonzalez
History rhymes bitch. We finna bouta do the red rifle like the blonde bomber in the Super Bowl
Joseph Rogers
No.
Why are you obsessed with having mothers fucked? Is this some new cuck fetish?
You're retarded.
I hope you get beheaded.
Nicholas Bailey
Most of Tennessee's defense is vegan desu
Oliver Fisher
Imagine thinking the Nanners aren't trash just because they beat the fucking Cuccs
Xavier Davis
When did he start being a retarded nigger who downloaded a custom keyboard to type like a schizo?
Adam Hill
Cam needs to be Buck Broken and forced to eat meat, otherwise his career is done
Julian Kelly
More than the Panthers can say lmfao. The Bengals will remain Owen. NFCW runs you niggas.
Zachary Williams
>NFCW
Who?
Asher Allen
Salty. Lmao I guess I would need amnesia in order to be a Bengals fan too.
Eli Murphy
>I'm not mad
>I'm so not mad I'm going to respond to everyone and show them how not mad I am,
Chase Clark
Who said I was a bengals fan? Are you brain damaged?
Christian Morales
tbqh I hope both snap a leg
Hunter Kelly
Do the Panthers have the worst offensive line in the NFL right now? I landed CMC in my fantasy league but he's doing fuckall behind those retards
Samuel James
I wouldn't claim them either desu
Christopher Parker
Falcons are up there. All first round picks, and all suck
Landon Thompson
Imagine rooting for a team in the NFCS, NFCE, NFCW, AFCE, AFCS, AFCN, AFCW. How fucking disgusting your life must be
Ethan Howard
It sounds pretty transhphobic to me
Carter Walker
You're so mad lol
Bentley Adams
Pretty sure it's the Saints year in the NFCS and the Bucs are going to be just mediocre enough to fuck up their rebuild because that's the most bucs thing they could do
Jayden Mitchell
Good. There is nothing wrong with transphobia
Jason Hernandez
based
Gabriel Sullivan
>be detroit
>get shot and lose at football
>be minnesota
>get SOMALI'D.com and choke at football
>be chicago
>get shot and be irrelevant since Reagan
>be green bay
>have to live in frozen flyover shithole and waste 2 HoF QBs in a row
Michael James
>
Luke Turner
Lol this nigga got trap'd at a club. Went to give the bitch the ol reach around and got a lot bigger handful than he expected.
Brayden Hernandez
>seething at the coziest football region in the US
Warm weather sunbelt cucks will never understand.
Samuel Allen
Colton Richardson
seethe
Matthew Anderson
Literally all of the unanimous picks will be wrong.
Camden James
Yakub
James Harris
Are you cowgirls ready to face a real defense Sunday?
Austin Lopez
The experts are retarded. Always have been, always will be. I thank them for making that Bucs moneyline so juicy and delicious though. Won $50 on a $15 bet.
Levi Lee
Are people sleeping on the Colts?
Tennessee was struggling against the Browns until Mayfield lost composure, and were helped along in a close game by penalties
Asher Cook
>be mexican coach
>have phenomenal QB and RB duo
>limitless play options
>fire old OC to save own job
>see entire league hiring young, innovative playcallers
>hire old senile boomer buddy from SD to run store brand meme offense instead
>doesn't let 6'6 245 lb giganigga QB run it in on 4th&inches at the goalline
>lose
William Jenkins
Is yakub real?
Josiah Jackson
Damn. I need to start making small bets like this just for funsies.
Dylan Cook
>phenomenal QB
Brody Murphy
this is the most retarded excuse for a blowout i've seen
David Cruz
Will the Cowboys offense be Top 3?
Chase Carter
>Phenomenal QB
More like one hit wonders Qb
Ayden Russell
Yeah if the stats only include team names starting with A, B or C
Gabriel Walker
Joshua Fisher
Yes. The Colts will not be that bad and will probably go 8-8 as long as brissett can game manage which I think we all know he can do that. Plus their scheme is an effective zone run west coast passing offense that won't ask him to make deep drop backs and throw to long developing routes and he has two decent tight ends and a speedy wr who can go to the house off of a slant route. With how dumpy that division is I don't see why they can't win it with a 9-7 record
Joseph Roberts
TNF should be canceled if all they’re gonna schedule are shitty no-name teams competing for last in their division. Look at this next one, fuck same. Jags Tits? Literally who even wants to watch either of them separate, let along playing together
Jayden Scott
seriously, stop posting about this cancer
Nathan Williams
Lmao no. It was invented by the NOI founder Fard when he set up his cult in the 1920s
Jeremiah Wilson
It makes a game like last night worth watching.
James Cook
just stop making them divisional matchups, it's literally going to be 3/3 shitty games in a row for them that are actually supposed to matter
Nicholas Jackson
seriously stop crying about the patriots going 19-0
Lucas Cooper
I wouldn't consider being a degenerate fun
Luke Harris
It's a divisional matchup so it kinda matters more.
I think the teams would rather play a divisional opponent on a short week since they don't need to prepare to face a team they're unfamiliar with.
Nathan James
It should be canceled for the sake of the players. 3 days is not enough to recover from an nfl game.
Jaxson Scott
Yes. They’re literally elite at every position.
Levi Brooks
>ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
Liam Bell
A $15 bet is like betting a hamburger meal from a sit down restaurant. Nothing degenerate about that. That's just clean wholesome fun
Jayden Walker
Cam has some great fits
Liam Cooper
>$15 bet
pussy
Charles Sanders
>there are no "bad" teams in the AFCE
Carson Morgan
The score was 13-15 until late in the third quarter. Mayfield threw 3INTs in the fourth, and the Browns totaled 180+yards of penalties against them. The game said more about the Browns than the Titans.
Jaxon Lewis
You obviously didnt watch the game. Browns had 180+ yards of penalties and it was a 1 score game until the 4th when Baker imploded
Jason Lewis
Why do people still hate on Joe Buck? He’s gotten much better over the years. He isn’t anywhere near as bad as people pretend like he is.
Joshua Harris
The 4Q doesn't mean anything. The game was close before it wasn't.
Connor Sullivan
He's not as bad as Chris Collinsworth that's for sure.
Adrian Parker
Cause he sucks
>CATCH, 10, TOUCHDOWN
John Nguyen
SEETHING
Tyler Sullivan
Who’s getting minkah?
Ayden Allen
Saints
Elijah Hughes
Patriots
Oliver Bennett
$)ers. The D isn't stacked enough yet. We need two pick sixes every game until Jimmy finds his legs again. What's crazy is we still have 30 mil in space and can release several players for free this off-season including Jerick McKinnon.
Noah Kelly
this week's MNF will be the most entertaining game of the season.
Mason Foster
You'd be stupid to make large bets prior to Week 5. Some of us aren't amateurs.
Tyler Powell
Eagles or Chiefs are probably looking hard. Maybe the Browns too, Idk what their corners look like.
Ayden Davis
Tyler Rodriguez
Ok so what's the real situation? He's still rehabbing the shoulder? Is he going to pull a Luck and retire when he sees it will never be the same?
Jason Cruz
It's a pretty meme game. Shame about the browns new uniforms tho. This would be much more aesthetic in the each franchises classic uniforms and the Jets besides mild helmet changes over the years have retained a nice clean cut retro look.
Gavin Ward
Browns could definitely use a legitimate corner besides ward
Josiah Brooks
He also has some awful ones.
Tyler Cruz
Two slightly above average Defenses trying to bail out their offenses? Yeah it's going to be hilarious
Ryder Johnson
>AFC is 0-2 against the NFC
Just
Anthony Murphy
IF ONLY THIS TEAM WASNT FUCKING CURSED. HOW DO YOU GET MONO FOR FUCKS SAKE?
Elijah Williams
Hoping the Jets win.
Jeremiah Foster
Just think. In a few hundred years pretty much everyone will be a descendant of Philip Rivers. The new Charlemagne
Jayden Jenkins
Funniest thing is that they'll actually "tank for tua". Once they get him, he'll either be terrible (QB from Bama, lol) or they'll suck any potential out of him by making him start for the worst team in the league.
Even if he (or some other QB) somehow works out, they'll be ruined for another half decade by the damage all of these trades are doing to the locker room.
Literally Cleveland levels of dysfunction.
Parker Perry
Samuel Hernandez
>Panthers are now the worst team in the NFL right now
Pottery
Asher Gray
The eternal lie-downs bag man
Jordan Cruz
>odd year panthers
Mason Price
lol no
Jace Sullivan
Iggles
Carter Butler
doesn't mono only last like a week? what are these faggots freaking out about?
Henry Jenkins
I had mono and could barely move for 6 months
Julian Garcia
Pussy.
Jaxson Sullivan
Probably a two year tank for the Clemson fella. Bet they go offensive or defensive line this year.
Gavin Perez
You never heard of the Bills? Your own team beat them twice.
Carson Torres
...
Hudson Murphy
Why does this obsessed faggot hater think anyone gives a shit what he has to say. I'd literally knock his fucking lights out if I saw him on the street.
Jeremiah Allen
Captain Nemo
Nathaniel Edwards
has any team been this heavily unfavored against the browns?
Hunter Hill
Pretty open about it too wow
Elijah White
*only punts in your path*