Heem

youtube.com/watch?v=2-_unC-g_rY

> tko (leg kick)

youtube.com/watch?v=jgr1I7CdMeY
>tfw walking out to just do what nobody else has thought to do and just walk straight up to Khabib and HEEM him

Fpbp

youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8

>"And you know that's always the question with a rising star like Adesanya—is can he deliver when the moment finally arrives. You know we saw what happened with someone like Darren Till in his fight against Woodley, the way he wilted under that opportunity... there's that leg kick again by Adesanya"
>"Joe, he's really finding his range with that but Whittaker has been—ooh! right there! you see!? with that slip, and that right hand, Whittaker's been finding that all night as well. Israel's gonna need to adjust to that if he wants to do this for five rounds"
>"Exactly, when you've got a guy like Robert Whittaker in front of you, you can't afford to make mistakes like that. And I think Adesanya knows that, you see he—"
>*commentating team laughs*
>"Yeah he pointed, he knew it! Props to Whittaker"
>"And you've gotta give it to Adesanya there, always a showman"
>...
>"OH! another right by Whittaker, he's found his range there! OHH HEADKICK! OH HE'S ROCKED, ISRAEL WALKED RIGHT ONTO THAT!"
>"OH WHITTAKER'S PUTTING THE PRESSURE ON HERE JOE!"
>"HE KNOWS THAT—"
>"THAT'S RIGHT! HE KNOWS HE'S GOT HIM HURT HE'S PICKING HIS SHOTS, LOOK AT HIM staying patient, stalking Israel against the cage—OHHH!! THAT'S IT HE'S ON HIM, HE'S ON HIM!"
>"NASTY ELBOWS! OH! OH MY GOD! THIS IS GUNNA BE STOPPED! WHERE'S THE REF THIS—"
>"THAT'S IT! THAT'S IT!"
>"WELL AND HERB DEAN HAS CALLED A STOP TO THIS CONTEST HERE RIGHT IN THE LAST MINUTE OF OUR THIRD ROUND AND PERhaps to the surprise of no one Robert Whittaker has put on a champion display here for the home crowd in Melbourne, Australia!"

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Lads. We really need to discuss something.
Why the fuck is nobody just smacking Khabib?
Literally just calmly walk up to him and fucking batter him. Nobody ever does that.
LITERALLY just fucking stroll over and LAMP the cunt in the head loads of times.
How has nobody solved this yet?

because they're intimidated by the promos and UFC hype segments

Today in heem history
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/71183281/#q71185817

khabib's muslim aura frightens the fighters

The only bantamweight worth boying tobh

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Quackbib "the duck" NurmaDuckmedov

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this, his standup is amateur. just fucking walk up and punch him. so easy

khabib ducking kevin lee, kevin would destroy duckuy in a rematch.

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I failed the squat again guys, I'm such a heartlet

He would beat him in the forematch also, I dont know why you want him to have a rematch with Khabib when the first one hasnt even happened yet.

Kevin won the mental fight and the story

that girl is checkin out his package bros

heem sleepy part II. (headkicks to downed opponent)

twitter.com/Chiraqology/status/1171850389009948672

based

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the truth of the matter is, right now Kevin Lee's stocks are very high right now.
youtu.be/72lDBUNC8OU

well that was disturbing

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And people wonder why malls are failing kek

Alex Emelianeko vs Ai Shinozaki is the money fight

He's the max Holloway of BW in that he would get demolished up a weight class and he's taller than everyone in his weight class

No problem mate yeah? No fooking problem

PRIDE RULES NIGGA

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did he die?

That combatant will not be the same, he left something in that octagon, Mike.

Why do niggers ruin everything? This was all over someone talking during a movie

N

This goddamn jap keeps spamming this shit everyday and it’s starting pissing me off

It's a movie theater, retard.

Here.

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Where is part 1?

HESPECT
HOWDY
HABIB
HURMAGOMEDOV

It's some proxy fag

it's the one we've all seen

13%

I just post it once in each thread. If you don't enjoy my content, please feel free to scroll by without reading it.
No. I'm an Australian living Japan. If you browsed heem every day you'd know cazzie.

Where is the ref?

>tfw to this day have STILL not seen the mythical Heem Sleepy video

Why would I know anything about you?

Since when did black people not like talking during a movie

fox4news.com/news/2-arrested-after-violent-attack-on-teens-at-stonebriar-centre.amp
>Attack occurred at the Stonebriar Centre
It’s a fucking mall asswipe, there are movie theatres at malls. People don’t go to malls as much anymore because it they are notorious for being nigger hangouts.

We should not live in countries with black people.

Spainsperg is the only nomad I hespect

I guess it's fair if they both have hep C

It because they haven't been given reparations.

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Yeah malls are absolute shit now

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Apparently when the Incredibles 2 was in theaters. Shit you not read the news story.

cuzinho de pombo

I went to a public school that was at least 50% black it was absolute shit.

liveleak.com/view?t=CO6H8_1568249235

>Boris Likuwa Lusumbo

based, everyone knows Lee flushes Kebab

In peace (in peace), may you rest (may you rest)
Never ever shoot below the neck (never ever)
You a rookie (you a rookie), I'm a vet (I'm a vet)
That's why I got a Glock, you got a TEC (got a TEC)
Not checkers (not checkers), this chess (it is chess)
I flooded out my Patek with baguettes
I curve Tiffany, yeah, for Jess (for who?)
Need to get myself together, I'm a mess (straight up)

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And yet now you do.
He's alright. Bit of a caz.

>viciously curbstomping someone over the fucking Incredibles 2

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Ayo nigga what kinda bread is dat

>This was all over someone talking during a movie
Nah, it was over daniel shitskin cormier getting killed
Shitskins are done.

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>*honk* *honk*

Niggers are so dumb, that's attempted murder on film lmao. But of course because he's a darkie he'll get the minimum sentence and get released early on good behavior

>Ay yo wyboi where my reparations at? I'm tryna see the incredibles 2 n shit

Daniel could defend himself, only to realize it wasn't such a good idea

Wes bless

Gaethje flushes Kebab too

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State of this lad's takedown defence

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Big Dan was ready to kill that manlet kek

brehs id get curb stomped to touch allison harris and subsquently cum in my pants

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what happen to koschek?

fucking christ

Imagine the smell

he got flushed by Erick fucking Silva

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The mma world is not kind to gay men
youtube.com/watch?v=FZudu4PrL00

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I maintain to this day that Elias was ROBBED, it was a total screwjob because Dana wanted an excuse to cut the guy who had finally solved MMA.
Look at the stats, Elias beat Bumson across the board.

>Left: 37 years old
>Right: 31 years old

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are we sure this is a woman?

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What's the bet gsp isn't training, and the call outs are to either force a fight against someone who hasn't trained in year(s) or to make him look scared by declining an unreasonable fight.

Will fergie ever get the belt before he gets to old?

Only if him and Khabib fight within the next 5 months

Ferguson vs Khabib should 100% happen next, i don't think this GSP meme is actually that solid

That's an Austin Powers level mole

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Ask Brian.

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He took a dive.

Why wasn't he called out for throwing the fight?

post an instagram thot you would date if you were a pro ufc mma fighter

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He was?

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like being a pro ufc mma fighter means shit lmfao

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What did Chael mean by this?

if you have a lotta followers and are attractive it would

he got released by dana for constantly pretending to get kicked in the balls and taking time off to rest when the replays would play it would show the kicks never hit his penis.

We're being distracted until August. Remember when people used to make fun of Bellator because their champs only fought once a year

Why did Roy cope a feel of Mccarthy's brapper there?

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youtube.com/watch?v=Yg-RIOATCbU

if Koscheck was on the UFC today he would be BJ Penn tier flushed

Dillon Danis has a super hot instathot gf and he's a Bellator shitter.

>UFC 2019

We haven't even gotten to UFC 243 you retard!

Late stoppage.

Dildo Dannis: Sup girl want to ride with me?
Turbo Thot: No thanks
Dildo: I'm friends with Conor McGregor
Turbo Slut: *drops panties

He was upset with the late stoppage because he's a neo-hippie pussy.

Why does no one ever post walk by pantera

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Accurate. Man drama is ruining this general tbqh.

youtube.com/watch?v=4WnQqsK5pXg

yeah, because he sucks Gooby's balls everyday, not because he's actually a mma fighter

youtu.be/FaHEusBG20c

youtube.com/watch?v=435Dc4r9_-Q

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youtube.com/watch?v=qsKjzWd06lY

for me its the qt in the back

Who is the Jade Rivera of our generation?

kek is this fucking melon?

Wmma should be shut down, 135 lb ""men"" should move up to 145, 125 lb """""men"""""" should go back to college

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the blonde qt 2 rows behind the qt in the back
brendan schaub

Any girl that can pull off a plaid shirt is a keeper.

for me, it's Britney

youtube.com/watch?v=LOZuxwVk7TU

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Shes fighting in my city soon. What would be the best way to "accidentally" bump into her irl and roll the dice at my shot of hooking up with her?

>Colby screws himself out of a fight
>Bitches about unfair treatment by UFC

Oh gee, you know what would protect fighters like you from being fucked over by management Colby? A union, you inbred white trash.

rape her

jesus bro you're still at it? kek

japan bro... the ppv is in australia so there is no fucking way joe is even going to be commentating

at least get your names right

pleb shit

no hitomi, no party

Big Dan lucky that dude didn't knock him the fuck out, he should know better than to lay his hands on a fighter like that

>Go to the meet and greet
>Look good
>Make a joke
>Drop a piece of paper with your phone number
>Hope for the best
Shes a lesbo and only fucks gigachads
Look at ortega

youtu.be/nLAWPrCUQQ0

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she looks like a camel

the ass is fat tho

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Obese fatsos shouldnt be allowwd to enter

you stole my post!!!
everyone!!! he stole mmmyyyyy post!!!!!

mods???????????

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is it worth going to ufc events? seating looks like shit,view would probably be poor since i'm short and people seem to stand up. Nothing beats the HD stream but i guess it's a different feel being there

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Fuck bros I'm so sick I think this might be the end for me. Jesus our Lord and savior please give me the strength to last long enough to see Khabitch strangled to death by Tony.

how are burgers supposed to watch the event in the arena then

Why go to a music concert, the audio is shit compared to what you have at home.

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You’d be surprised. A lot of referees have martial art backgrounds and Dan is one of them.

Who's the woman nunes is kissing that isn't her wife?

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Bummer I gotta take Ortega's sloppy seconds but I need to wife her

Is khabib ok with kiddy fiddlers

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>A union
Or him just fucking betting on himself for once. You think Colby has any sort of leverage with other fighters to start a union? Fuck out of here.

I'll let you guys know I usually do listen to a few seconds of everyone's walkout songs, sometimes even the whole song if it's not shit

her sister or something like that

Its worth for the experience
Unless you have floor seats i dont think you will see shit, and you will look at the big screen anyway
Its not comfy but id go in an instant

I'm hoping from all the roids she has the sex drive of a man and will "use" me if she takes a liking to me.

Bases

as long as you're relatively close to the cage it's a great time.

Not in this lifetime, son...

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Probably more fun to attend somewhere like Australia where the crowds are fun and you can stand up and cheer and shout shit with them and not feel embarrassed

It's tawlf right now b, but we're all gonna make it bros. Tony bless.

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Or just him accepting the fight? He's not a star yet. Fags who follow Twitter love to hate him, but he is yet to capture a wider audience. He should have taken this fight, beat Usman, stuck to his schtick and the money would increase.

Idk man, worth trying
That one picture of her nipples poking out of the paper thin dress drives me crazy
What a women

Why doesn't THE GOAT heem that disgusting worm squiggling beside him?

its weird, Nina is kinda hot

They're both employed by Sirius.

makes me fucking kek when colby calls khabib a sheepfucker

N

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I’ve gone to 2 events this year and it’s a blast, atmosphere and energy is amazing. Like it’s been said, gotta get good seats. Both times I sat 6-7 rows back on the floor and you can see pretty much all the action. Last time I went my seats were right next to where the fighters walked out, so it was fun being a drunk lunatic yelling shit at them.

Yeah but they're less fun to do when you don't have the distinct cadence of both Anik and Joe. DC is easier to capture, but Dom has less tells outside of "underhooks" which is pretty hacky. Next international card I'll sit down and really hash one out. Maybe I'll do one for Cowboy Gaetche.

What fight was this? Eddie vs Dustin?

he's trying for 3 years already, at this point it would be better for just make a trip to Brazil's northeast and pay a hooker that looks like Claudia lol

He's fat and had multiple heart surgeries. His meme bjj lessons aren't gonna stop a professional fighter from dropping his ass. He shouldn't have tried to "man up" and adjust arm to be around the guys throat, should have left it on the chest

>Khabib is flat footed he's got no rythym
>He doesn't know how to D A N C E
>Khabib and me are the tune the fans want to dance to
What does he mean by this?

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>She has the kimura Andrade can't slam her right now
Based Cruz with the brainlet commentary. It's no wonder Cody flushed this lanklet.

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Mohammed married a 9 year old, banging toddlers is literally required in islam

but is khabib ok with him

That dude wasn't going to do shit to big Dan hahaha

Yes brother you know this

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Cody flushed harder than dom though, 3 ko in a row, I mean how fucking HEEMED can you get.

Heeminder darren till is free money vs Kelvin, dudes chin got straight up deleted last fight by Izzy and he's fighting like six months later.
Also cerrone is free money vs gaejthe, but you didn't hear it from me

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GADOOSH

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Cruz doesn't even fight anymore he just does shitty commentary

The first two should be overturned and the third one he was winning before he lost

Am I crazy or does there always seem to be a ton of sexual tension between these two?

Did Till's chin not get deleted by a lightweight journeyman in a non title fight?

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That doesnt sound too bad tbqh
How would you rate gadelha in terms of brazilian women on a scale from 1-10

youtube.com/watch?v=llyiQ4I-mcQ

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>knocked the fuck out by a fucking BJJ guy

the flushing just gets worse

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It's definitely pretty weird that she became "mini Khabib" at all

he got KO 3x in a row, he should only get overturned if he lost by decision.

like a 7, she has a cute face

it's weird that she even exists at all, whats even her gimmick just putting on a stupid hat and having a weird smile?

GSP got knocked out by a BJJ manlet. Cody is going to win the rematch and go on to become the goat.

oh hundrid pecent but I disagree. If you watch the fight Izzy never really smashed Kelvin with heavy BIG shots. It was more attrition and fatigue which really finished Kelvin off, I don't think he absorbed as much damage as you think, so much as he just gave everything he had and was easier to pick off because of it. His chin will recover fine.

She's the perfect woman if you are oddly attracted to ladyboys but not dicks or post-ops, get all the thrill and none of the shame

I think her gimmick is that she's Khabib's play thing, but we're all just supposed to pretend it's cute. Her wearing that hat is like when girls wear the shirts of guys they banged it's weird.

>OH HE TAGGED HIM

Dad is in the industry and she tries to be a fan of the sport to bond with him. The smile is because she has big upper teeth she is embarrassed about and tries to hide them

I actually hope so. He reminds me of my cousin. Pure hearted lad, heart on his sleeve, dangerous temper, incredibly sensitive, high level of emotion, fast hands. I believe he's a good dude at heart.

i dont see the resemblence with a ladyboy, sry, but whatever rocks ur boat my man
Idk why but spamming these fightresses made me find them attractive
I wanst a big fan of both dern and gadelha, and now id fuck the living shit outta them both

The voice is ladyboy

I don't see why everyone is so mad. It's two less niggers.

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youtu.be/dLkjPME8S5o

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They're both yuk, cmon bro
I don't think anyone's mad, just merely observing brutish negroid behavior. Glad I carry a .45

>bmx bike belt omggg

>dangerous temper, incredibly sensitive, high level of emotion

As i said id bone both of them hard
They are hot af, dern is a cutiepie with a hot body
Gadelha has those stiff pokie nips i cant stop thinking abiut them
Bruv

What channel is /heem/ approved.

I say this guy has top notch vids.
youtube.com/watch?v=UT2dZ6Ogq9k

rippedroofie

F :(

youtube.com/watch?v=ELuoDCGr2sE

That was more an overeemesque heemed with one blow but Kelvin got rocked like 10+ times by Izzy and that last round was brutal, I could be wrong but idk.

I miss him, his videos would always get me pumped before a workout
Ufc and daddy dana fucked him hard too many times

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That's true. Till will have a size advantage at least. I think cowboy heeming Gaethje is more likely though.

Nobody’s mad, it’s just the fact that niggers just wildly brawl anywhere in public and do not give a shit. They’re in a fucking mall where, you, me, shoppers, and even children can be minding our own business and a massive chimp out can erupt out of nowhere. If this shit happened out on the block or at their shitty school like you see in 80% of Worldstar videos nobody would give a shit.

Chael, Grange TV, Ramsey Dewey, Voto Studios

Tony, Gaethje, and Cowboy all flush Khabib

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Gaycheese cheated. He's also a can that's been heemed by Peehead and Canvarez

Till's fat ass isn't making weight

Why did he lose to cody brothers?

I miss the good old days, when a heem was just a heem. No story of the fight to win, no politics. Just good heems.
At least I have my memories ...

the biggest problem is they can't use steroids and also women

In many ways the story of the fight has always existed

And Kabob knows this. Ducked both Cowboy and Tony.

this is my little brother's screencap lol

WHEN
WILL
THEY
LEARN

My foot was a ________

If you're not big, HUGE WMMA fan then whatrwerdoinhear, b?
>Hit me once, shame on you
>Hit me twice, shame on me
>Hit me thrice, hi I'm Cody NoBrain GarbageCANt

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Will be hilarious when he struggles to make weight agay after moving up a weight class kek

She is by a large margin the most aesthetically pleasing female fighter on the roster.

They don't call him the Tillsbury Doughboy for nothing.

brendan taking the good parking spots at the cawlmedy store
youtube.com/watch?v=tdffkeg2xJs

youtube.com/watch?v=YShUQ6jmTOg

Dom's old and beat up and Cody was young and talented
We all get flushed eventually

i like how bobby turned it around at the last second after letting all that anger out over that lol

Looks like that weird terrorist channel is starting to get into it with the Kawa brothers (jon jones, masvidal agent) over ali being a terrorist

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He had to change subject at the end there in fear of manlet rogan getting mad

>can't prove anything
didn't the FBI arrest him

youtube.com/watch?v=bFTHtRNfLk4

Good post

Reminder to all brothers of Muhammad, Peace Be Upon Him: Purge your unclean thoughts and release your seed to the pictures of the future child bride Mini Khabib, so that you may remain pure in His Name, Alhamdulilah!

I think we should just round up and kill all muslims and fuck minikebab in front of them.

easy now brenton

I agree and hereby upvote this post

jason parillo's exclusive interview with Colby Covington on bjpenn.com was great
you go over to bjpenn.com and listen

Give me the sauce monkey soup

>"I already told you user, I don't date fighters or manly guys -, that's why WE'RE together. I know you're into UFC, but I just don't want to talk about my job all day"

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it's Jason Kindschy actually.
Sorry Jason.

It's over tony, there's literally no where to run anymore, you HAVE to fight khabib, your only option is to get flushed by him.

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Guys like Koscheck and Fitch made AKA a great gym and then Javier flushed them for sand people. Now you mexi-catholic javier bowing on a prayer mat 5 times a day for achmed's blood money.

Listen here Kafir, Tony will elbow the fucking hell out of Khabib and you are going to be riding Tony's dick after that.

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Wrong, khabib mauls tony for 3 rounds straight and makes him tap.

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Would never happen, girls like that only date fighter/dominant men. You dorks fantasizing about getting "tomboy" gfs should get a clue.

Ahh yes mini Khabib is over 9 so she is of age, Allah and Muhammad would approve it is smesh time with her

with all the wmma posting by the cucks in here im starting to think i actually could heem every here

Post /heem/ octagon interviews

>comments on an internet board for chinese cartoons after midnight
>"You dorks"

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lel imagine thinking anyone here isn't either a raging beta, a poor slav, or someone with 4 /pol/ tabs open

So why is everybody ignoring conor?

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He tried to roll on his back, I imagine? But Fedor's bald head and sweaty body, as well as him being bigger than the opponent for once in his life, make this near impossible.

UFC was offering him regular challenger money, he wanted to be paid interim champion money. They agreed to disagree.

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Honestly people give him too much credit right now. People still seem to talk about him like he's some top competitor, UFC even putting him in the top 3 for 155, but he hasn't fought in a year and hasn't won in 3.
He's done. He'll come back eventually and get his ass kicked and that will be the end of it.

Photo 8 is where I draw the line by which i mean the oral-only line.

Will he ever recover?

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no hes flushed

>Vettori fight cancelled
Shame. I was looking forward to that.

This.

Usman's face bothers me deeply

Lankets, when will they learn about the fucking overhand. The Equalizer. The tree felling axe.

Khabib will lose, next time.

>ILL WIN THE REMATCH KHABIB

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Any BJJ blackbelt to tell me how to transition from this position?

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Give up side mount and try to spin until your feet touch their thighs and push off

grab her ass and cum in ur pants then use your raw strength to throw her off you and leave the octagon because your work is done.

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>we all get flushed eventually

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You cant, you gotta grab the cheeks and eat your way out.

But she isn't going for it, she's just punching your sides.

you dont, you enjoy the moment and let her win.

Then you stick your finger in her butt and she'll likely jump off. Check that oil

Try to take massive whiffs of her pussy until you feel sick, then keep going till you fall unconscious from TKO (pussy fumes)
check her oil as much as you can before you go out aswell

Ask Coach Danaher

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Epic based and also cool

kek

When girls cut weight their pussies dry up and all that goo that keeps bacteria down is gone, so they yeast up. Its nasty as fuck.

so sad that he's gone

How does Lee manage to lose every important fight yet remain unflushed?

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Because he wins the story and would win the rematch

If he wins his next fight he can put himself back in title contention. There is still a chance

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kek he shouldn't had tried to save it, it made the whole thing worse

MOTHERFUCKER HOW THE FUCK IS LEE UNFLUSHED THE MOTOWN PEENOM IS THE DEFITINITION OF FLUSHED

what kind of drugs did she do?

that's gonna be meth for sure

Kevin "Pee" Lee is going to fight Islam next, mark my words.

He lost twice vs unranked Al

what is going on here, exactly? is adesanya ripping a kitten in half?

Kevin Pee is literally the most Islamic fighter of all time

holy shit, amazing how drugs can fuck you that much up

I wish he'd fight McGregor.

Still relevant, everyone wants to fight him, and he would destroy Khabib or Tony if he is injury/infection free.

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absolute state of the midwest

after tony, who’s even a legitimate title challenger at lw anymore? ww seems more interesting at this point

Gaethje obviously

Meth is really a nasty drug, i've known a family member who has transformed close to the girl in that picture. My friends used to do meth in high school and would come in smelling like a chemical fire with zits all over their face.
don't forget the west coast

youtu.be/l-cj9wPUoEE?t=1

thawts?

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damn i forgot
>methheads like the midwest
>wetheads like the east coast
>its own share of crackheads
rip to the west coast

that's fucked up, already in high school, i don't know that much about meth, because people here usually just use coke or smoke some weed.

must be terrifying getting pummeled and talked to while the person is raining shots on you

honestly in the pnw it's a way bigger problem i think than the midwest because it invades the suburbs aswell as the rural areas, the midwest is bigger too.

Pull guard. she will fall on topbof you then go for the kiss. If she doesn't want to go for triangle choke

all around me are familiar faces
worn out places, worn out faces

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What does he even need donations for his videos are like 30 seconds long and mostly still images lmfao also mma is for poor people who can't even afford a soccer ball

Tonybros...

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it's over

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AAAARGGHHHHH NOOO WRESTLING IS CHEATING

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Thing is, Khabib has literally NOTHING for Tony. Tony owns him anywhere.

1. On the feet. Tony pieces up khabib and his sambo SHITboxing. Khabib will not be able to find where he's coming from. His face will get torn up from elbows. His elusiveness will have Khabib crying to his corner after one round.

2. Wrestling. Okay, Khabib is good at this, we get it. But Tony is a NCWA wrestling champion and he played football. He easily has enough experience to stuff Khabib's takedowns and keep the fight standing.

3. On the ground. Tony is a KILLER here. Everyone tries to stand back up when Khabib is on them, which gasses them. Tony don't give a fuck. He will stay in guard and MURDER khabib with ELBOWS. His submission threat is like NOTHING khabib has ever experienced before. HE IS A 10TH PLANET BLACK BELT. There is no shortage of ways Tony can win from here.

4. Conditioning. Tony is a freak. Once he starts, he never stops. He IMPROVES over rounds. Khabib's only chance is to get a flash KO (he wont). Tony is an animal.

5. The X-factor. Khabib's whole deal is that he's a Russian "tough guy." I'll give him that. But Tony is a literal PSYCHOPATH. Khabib has never been locked in a cage with SOMEONE LIKE TONY!

It's time for the real champ to step up!

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>johnson trashes tony
>khabib mauls johnson

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what now?

>beat Dustin Poirier
>beat Tony Ferguson
>beat Edson Barboza
>beat Gleison Tibau
>beat GOAT Artem Lobov

When did you take the MJ pill?

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Khabib bros....

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>Tibau outwrestles and outstrikes Khabib
>Tony chokes Tibau in the first round

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He looks ok to me

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The only impressive win there is tibau the rest are complete cans

>khabib fought roided bear tibau
>tony fought flaccid natty tibau
No comparison. Barboza or RDA comparisons are better.

he's number one on my chris benoit fantasy league list

Tony beats khabib by armbar

>khabib wins against roided up tibau
>khabibs little bro islam proceeds to heem tibau out RD1

its over tony

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Only a single domestic dispute, and it was dropped. Nothing too Benoitty.

Aren't they all

Did you just respond to that post with some MMA math shit? Motherfucker you are the most disgusting casual this site has ever seen.

>MMA math bad

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Brother please stop spouting these facts brother PLEASE I duck him for a reason brother please delete your post and think next time you post dis

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Words cannot describe how much I hate the fact that Norton is in any way connected to the UFC.

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>he doesn't love o and a kino

why does everyone think so highly of whittaker?

Chael's youtube channel is straight up trash. It's pure 100% clickbait and literally never offers any comedic value or hot takes. Yet I watch every single video he uploads.

What the fuck is up b-bitch *beats you by decision*

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>i’m fascinated by khabib. i think about him all the time - when i’m going to sleep, driving in my car, i can’t stop thinking about khabib
>no comedic value

brapchamp

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Artem won the story, the story was called "which one of these guys really sucks?"

She watched too much WMMA.

I remember Artem thinking he won and getting mad at the decision.

...

Based Lee is back at LW and "wants a crack at Khabib"
youtube.com/watch?v=72lDBUNC8OU

>1/4 in his last 5
Fer ser a top LW my dude

cute tofu

Conor is 2W 2L in the same period.

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Just noticed McGregor only has ONE fight in MMA (loss against Khabib) in the same period where Gegard Mousasi fought his last in the UFC, left, negotiated with Bellator, fought a tournament, won a belt, defended it, and then lost it.

He fights Gillespie in UFC 244

The samurai fears the saracen

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>check Kevin Lee's Twitter
>no posts for 5 months
>check his linked Facebook
>some asian is using the profile

lmao

>Khabib won a pankration tournament in 2008

Based.

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imagine being the kind of /heem/ poster that shits on gsp for "tapping out to midget strikes" or who calls fedor a can

>Pankration
unironically based and redpilled

Get Out The Way Khabib

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Send location tony

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Much better reasons to shit on GSP
>Greased St. Pierre
>boring
>bald
>Canadian

Defend Or Vacate

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based

>abcboxing.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/unified_rules_fouls_rev0816.pdf
>Kicking to the kidney with the heel rule was removed from the official UFC document

Huh, when did that happen?

Shhh dustin, lets get this over with quick so i can smesh tony.

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Will he benoit his family if he loses?

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Whoever wins is getting slept by my boy Paulo "The Eraser" Costa.

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Bisping Henderson 2 was actually a really good fight

Until you realize Henderson was 46 and beat bispings ass lmfao

literally chuck Tito 3 tier shit belibe you me

>The Eraser

NOOOOOOOOOOOO i fucking wanted that name its such a cool name...

NOW SAY GOODNIGHT

>A fighter shall not throw their opponent out of the ring or cage.
that would be based desu

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holy shit
what is the point of manlets, why do they even bother existing

This shit is hilarious to me. The ref walks up on a straight line and just stands there, not even looking at the fight, just staring straight ahead.

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What's next for him? will dustin vs conor 2 happen?

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I hope so that's a great fight

Fuck that's painful

winning the rematch (khabib)

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>>khabib wins against roided up tibau
>wins

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Yellow shirt won the story

Listening to O&A while working is how I learned most of my English desu. But Norton is only good in that format - giving quick comedy jabs as a third mic. In everything else in life he's a little worm and I don't like him.

Jim and Sam is unlistenable and Norton has no business hosting a MMA podcast whatsoever, let alone an official UFC one. Even Gomez is better suited for that.

Norton only got into UFC shit because he knew it was a growing business he could leech of off. That and his fetish of being strangled by roided up trannies.

AGHHHHH NOOO KHABIB MY DESTINY!!

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baste

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that was a nice sweep

*Beats Jon Jones*

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kek

el pinguino...

retirement since he's too scared to come back to the gym
hasn't been seen since LOL
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1568380551921.webm

who was this?

colby covington

where is that from? pretty spicy

*ducks woodley*
*ducks usman*
*takes the dustin fight*
Based

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he's talking about canvidal but dustin was chirping on instagram, too

episodes.castos.com/bjpenn/Ep-122-Full.mp3

HEEM

ME

INSIDE

SUB MEEEE

When gaethje heems cowdad will he finally be perma-flushed or is there still one more run at the strap brother

take a shower, jorge
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cuckby is cringe

>ahh no khabib I'm sorry I'll never post tony again aaaaa

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Reem bless :)

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>MMA asmr
youtube.com/watch?v=HcZ3298UTjA

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Kek

I thawlt they were friends?

>Overeem vs Derrick Lewis

Was this an unsanctioned fight?
Why didnt the ufc put it on a card?
Who won?

Pretty calming

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Im handing out 1 piece combos with a small free water who wants one?

baste

ill take a free ketchup packet and a paper napkin, no more

Any anons going to UFC Vancouver?

you are pushing your luck buddy

UFC CHAD RANKINGS
>Uncontrovertible truth edition
FW
Maybe Ryan Benoit, but not too many options
BW
Cody Garbrandt
FW
Brian Ortega
LW
Dustin Poirier/Kevin Lee
WW
Colby Covington/Wonderboy/Robbie Lawler
MW
Natty Paulo Costa
LHW
Gustaffsson
HW
Alistair Overreem

These are facts, not opinions

terrible list

more like virgin list

Give me a chadder list then

Uhm, those are the chaddest in each division, and if you don't think so, ur just wrong

More like list made by a virgin

let me fix it for you

LW
Conor
WW
Masvidal Till santiago Perry
MW
Whittaker Yoel
LHW
Jon
HW
Ngannou

Including anyone below LW was your first mistake

Is this what their """""double champ""""" get paid?

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where is khabib?

Colby is a good fighter but he definitely isn't a Chad. He has weird eyes, a high pitched voice and stumbles when he speaks.

Holy shit

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Jury's out on Conor.

He definitely has chad money and charisma.
Aesthetically not so much.

Literally all your WW chad options are wrong. It's even hard to be this wrong.
>Till
Dude's an ape
>Perry
Dude's a wigger
>Ponzi and Masvidal
Neither are as chad as Wonderboy, Ruthless or Covington

MW
I'll add your two choices, but taking natty paulo out, are you insane??

LHW
I can add Jon

HW
You think Ngubu is chad in any way?

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he ducked out of the list

UFC CHAD RANKINGS
>Uncontrovertible truth edition (v 2.0)
FW
N/A
BW
Cody Garbrandt
FW
Brian Ortega
LW
Dustin Poirier/Kevin Lee/Conor McGregor
WW
Colby Covington/Wonderboy/Robbie Lawler
MW
Natty Paulo Costa/Whitaker/Romero
LHW
Jones/Gustaffsson
HW
Alistair Overreem

This is THE list

cringe

you think wonderboy is chad. This faggot is a diehard christian that I doubt has ever even had sex.
>covington chad
>robbie chad
wtf

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>That flag
>Discussing chads
Stop, you wouldn't know grade a american steel if it hit you in the face.

Fuck you bong lets see your list motherfucker

Yo bitch thinks Wonderboy is chad homie

wonderboy is a known repressed homosexual

>robbie not chad

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>BW
Pedro Munhoz
>FW
KZ
>LW
Khabib
>WW
Colby
>MW
Costa
>LHW
Thiago Santos
>HW
Stipe

I would heem, outmug and outchad you any day of the week bucko.

khabibs jawline is definitely more chadworthy than cuckingtons

Cody 'No Dad, No belt. No Chin' Gabrahnt hasnt won a fight in 3 years

>khabibs jawline
?

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He's not, but even if he was, he could still be chad af. Haven't you heard of guys considered hot by legions of chicks eventually coming out as gay?

He lost to Iaquinta twice

I think he belongs in the toilet with Till

Literally THE shittiest list I've EVER fucking seen
>Pedro>Cody
>KZ
>Khabib
>Stipe
Kys

Or he got paid with a bag of cash, to avoid taxes.

>He's not

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Damn Khabib looks like a fatass here

>Pedro>Cody
Literally ended the Cody meme
>KZ
Turbo chad
>Khabib
28-0 seeth more
>Stipe
Dabbed on everyone at HW

Tibau was still roided when he fought Tony

Go back, cazzie

Colby is pretty cringe worthy too. Why not pick someone based like Masvidal or Rocco

Adesanya Fails Ripping His Shirt Off and he is the next Anderson Silva myass.Deport this jerk

youtube.com/watch?v=v2Io87xOlAc

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Is Conor a chad?

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youtu.be/2XY9-3TBeY8

> the Decisionator
Cejudo and Moraes are more boy worthy

Benavidez actually gets to nuts inside Olivi, I can't even imagine that.

Weigh ins for tomrrows card goin yet?

me neither.Its like Cejudo fucks a real girl

>Masvidal
>based

I bet he's one of those cucks that uses condoms with his girlfriend/wife

wonderboy took the yellow pill

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Impressive PR Jon lol
youtube.com/watch?v=bgHg24Ti9kQ

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>Pedro
Doesn't make him a chad
>KZ
Japs are NOT chads
>Khabib
Looks like an inbred amish, not chad
>Stipe
Natty 'Reem is so much chadder

Masvidal is pretty chad, but Colby is chadder. I could add Masvidal on the list tho

>Conor
>2019 Net Worth: $110mm
He's chad

how many could he take out in a life or death fight? biting is allowed.

Cringe as fuck

>she

Your face is cringe

Imagine thinking a 36 year old who still calls himself Wonderboy is a chad. Awful list.

>asianstreetmeat_thumbnail.jpg

Thawts on Kevin Lee's hog?

I suspect enormous

more like wonderfag.. heh

Who gives a fuck how old he is dummy. George Clooney is a chad, he's almost 60

he doesn't call himself a boy

>Maldonado to headline next Rizin event in October
Rizin its over.Not that they ever were a true competitor to ufc for example but i dont understand why these guys keep promoting this look like WWE shit

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will khabob get an immediate rematch if tony beats him?

Does George Clooney call himself GeorgeyBoy?

who are these skanks

So you think a 6'0" blonde haired, blue eyed, UFC fighter with a net worth of $3mm is NOT a chad because of some dumbass nickname given to him when he started competing?
Makes sense bruv.

Are these men? I think they're men

>net worth of $3mm
more like 3 bucks

Wonderpedo is still a virgin. His dad won't let him have sex until he wins a belt.

>never won a belt
>chad
ahahhahhhha

Probably if its not a crazy domination by Tony.

Justin "I shided myself and then whipped my eye" Gaethje

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post your net worth, in USD
he's bangin that yellow chick who's way out of your league, friend
imagine dq'ing natty paulo, yoel romero, brian ortega, sage northcutt, and elias theodorou from a chad list bc of this reasoning

Santoro the girl in front is a famous jiu-jitsu fighter

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How could anyone be anti Masvidal

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>He's banging that yellow chick
>Chad
Wader we evun duin heur?

Khabib wins via decision, tony asks for rematch, khabib wins rematch via KO.

That is 100000% a dude bruv
If you fapped to that, you fapped to a dude

connor has one wife

Khabibs going to have 3+

think we know who the chad is there

Even in defeat always dab on the haters

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I fap only to Zingano

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HAHAHAHAHA post your side piece let's 'ave a laff

There are a lot of eternally assblasted Asscream fans out there

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>arranged marriage with your 3 cousins
>chad

You first

Ok Jordan we get it man

>Rockhold
>No wife
>Costa
>No wife

Imagine thinking wife=chad in 2020

You are unironically attracted to men, or women with masculine features. I think this unironically makes you homosexual. No bully though, but you should just come out as a fucking faggot

what shit take, you fat fuck.

beta connor dates for years to choose a wife

low inhib khabib marries first female his dad shows him

ata boy

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I don't have sex, haha! Joke's on you, now post

>fat fucks on here discussing who's chad when they literally look like pic related
hahahahahahah

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He's a virgin m8

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crist why dont they use some cream for acne?

...

>thinking rich = chad

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>Posts selfie
>Pretends it's someone else
Bases

Put my pic down please
literally none of that implies virgin

There are hardly any pictures of him with girls and he never talks about any girls besides him mom despite being 36 now

>blocks the hot one in the back
Dumbitch

He is of Lebanese descent so that makes him an Arab too

Can you be chad if you've been flushed?

Cowboy is easily the most chad in the LW division. He banged prime WEC Brittney Palmer.

It has nothing to do with Askren. After watching the Rogan interview I just really don't like the guy. He's typical dumb ghetto trash. He bragged about suckerpunching people in the streets like it's an achievement. He is absolute fucking scum, all MMA memes aside.

Normally I don't really care about fighters personalities and mandrama outside the cage, but this guy is probably the only guy in MMA that I genuinely dislike as a person.

Women don't care about heems, so yes.

>fix your teeth

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I'm actually intrigued. What is the evidence that Wonderboy is gay?

Ben won the build up, the weigh in, the story and the post fight. Then he's gonna win the rematch, the trilogy and the war.

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Thing is, Khabib has literally NOTHING for Tony. Tony owns him anywhere.

1. On the feet. Tony pieces up khabib and his sambo SHITboxing. Khabib will not be able to find where he's coming from. His face will get torn up from elbows. His elusiveness will have Khabib crying to his corner after one round.

2. Wrestling. Okay, Khabib is good at this, we get it. But Tony is a NCWA wrestling champion and he played football. He easily has enough experience to stuff Khabib's takedowns and keep the fight standing.

3. On the ground. Tony is a KILLER here. Everyone tries to stand back up when Khabib is on them, which gasses them. Tony don't give a fuck. He will stay in guard and MURDER khabib with ELBOWS. His submission threat is like NOTHING khabib has ever experienced before. HE IS A 10TH PLANET BLACK BELT. There is no shortage of ways Tony can win from here.

4. Conditioning. Tony is a freak. Once he starts, he never stops. He IMPROVES over rounds. Khabib's only chance is to get a flash KO (he wont). Tony is an animal.

5. The X-factor. Khabib's whole deal is that he's a Russian "tough guy." I'll give him that. But Tony is a literal PSYCHOPATH. Khabib has never been locked in a cage with SOMEONE LIKE TONY!

It's time for the real champ to step up!

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Who's the one on the back?