Elder Scrolls Edition
Pants Bucs
This thread sucks.
Christ...and you guys always say that I post shitty game threads.
shit OP... fucking hell you really did it now
>defense worse than my giants
Everything sucks. They even fucked up Siri’s trivia segment.
there isnt a single good qb under 40
What's the worst injury you have ever had?
Well this game is fucking boring as shit so I'm leaving this thread. I thought that you faggots said that the TNF was the best sporting event of all time. LOL
Anyways I just downed
>6 bud lights
>boneless wings
>pizza sticks
>sliders
>and a chocolate molten lava cake
This Seahawks fan (AKA real FOOTBALL) is leaving Applebee's one happy guy. Mrs. is driving :) boutta go piihb.
PS. see you in the superb owl chiefs
shit thread is fitting for a shit game I guess
>there isnt a single good qb under 40
Mahomes?
I WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER HERE
>black qbs
Erin Andrews
>OP
do it again but in the main game thread and post results
see ya
What is this shit you fucking autist?
What is mandingo?
Based
scam hahahahahaha
Cam's going to fucking die this season
newfags have no idea how to create gamethreads its actually fucking pathetic
the FLEET would bootyblast both of these shit teams
>Wilson
>Watson
>Mahomes
>Baker
>Wentz
I don't use reddit
...
Serious question what do punters do during practice? Do they just keep punting for 8 hours straight to no one?
>Newton
do something cam
>Orc tits
Orcs have four boobs in true to canon
my cowboys would anally devastate either of these teams
>Scam Newton
I hate Scam but that would have gotten a roughing call on anybody else
>$cam
is this the 4-12 season?
>Danny dimes
*throws duck*
also, I misread this as 30 so you can add Rodgers, Stafford, and Matt Ryan
>OH NO YOU BRUSHED HIS HELMET PENULTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Literally no protection for cam. Poor guy.
bad OP
fuck
BENCH
$CAM
>b-but muh odd year Panthers!
Wait, Panthers got another field goal and the ball back? I was busy shitposting.
I thought the Panthers were supposed to be good on odd years?
This is a 2-14 season
greg olsen is passing away right before our eyes
Did cams girlfriend cheat on him or something recently? He seems so uninterested and depressed this game.
>Mahomes friends with Rodgers
confirmed Mahomes is a downlow brotha
>cam knocked down on 3 consecutive plays
nice O line
Cam's cooked
Time for the same QB hell as Detroit
kek thought the same thing
you can see it in his eyes, the life force is waning
I don't even know who this is referring to?
why did the panthers suddenly stop blocking
Olsen leaking.
Cam getting hit.
Less touches for McCaffrey.
Hmm.
>Panthers hope to break the odd/even year curse
>it breaks the other way
What happened to Cam's new throwing motion?
>caring about thots when you are making tens of millions a year.
It still keeps roller coaster that is the Panthers if they go like 2-14
INT incoming
His helmet looks a size too small. No wonder his nose is bleeding, his face mask is practically touching it.
Honestly Panther bros I'm going to be dead honest with you folks... blow the whole fucking thing up. Trade Cam, fire Rivera and start tanking immediately.
theres no way erin has any actual friends outside of Manica and her friend group
Are people ready to see Cam for another 10 years at least after he retires because he's way too charismatic not to be instantly handed a media job.
>when a shitposting thread is better than the game thread
Absolute state of this board.
Just got back from the gym. What’s Yea Forums eating/drinking tonight? Jimmy John’s with some chips and homemade pickle and some high fructose corn syrup in the form of Mountain Dew here.
hes a vegan so he’s permanently depressed, and his shoulder won’t heal because isn’t getting enough protein
>He seems so uninterested and depressed this game.
that's how he's been since he got exposed in the owl
What the fuck happened to OJ Howard?
Knowing the Panthers theyd win an Owl after doing that cause memes
Digits confirm safety
You should wait a year so you can tank for Lawrence
It can always be worse
imagine if we got trevor lawrence
my fantasy team asks the same question
Could either of these shitty teams pull this off?
We'll talk if he actually ends up replacing Eli or succeeding him.
if they do that the team needs to do that next season. the panthers need trevor to start over.
Room temperature IQ right there.
thanks OJ you jackass
based
it's thunderstorming outside of my apartment right now
see if you can guess where I live
Brisket is better than Cam
>good
Just noticed Brady slipping
heh
That looks like some kind of cucumber
>MVP
>not good
what happened to the rushing the passer rule
tank this year, trade the pick for more picks, tank again, get lawrence and a great young core
Sorry but lawrence is coming out early to play for my houston roughnecks
Mahomes is legit dangerous.
Nice pass!
Seattle
>cam somehow managed to have a better career than luck
what the fuck is wrong with the colts
>$camthers 2-0 against the Pats
based
nope
it's called a pickle, u put a cucumber in salt water
inside is green :)
GOD DAMNIT FUCK THIS SHITTY GAME
>rushing the passer
what did he mean by this
He does that every time he is defensless.
Luck is a beta neckbeard
>eating trash after a workout
Just got back from the gym. 5 eggs and a shake.
because cam is good right?
catbros....
there was a lightning delay in charlotte so there
>inside is green :)
What did he mean by this?
>2 black qb
For me, it’s just a Hot Pocket with a glass of water my guy
Cam was good when he won his MVP, are you high?
3 and out
Cam's shit and theyve abandoned the run completely
Did you know?
Elite meal my man
Well I can rule out Richmond, because I live there and here and there is no storm here.
what hair style is this amerifats?
no
I've seen those colors somewhere...
Nigger style
Pickles and cucumbers are two different things are we not in agreement? Cucumbers is a vegetable that comes from the ground. Explain baby pickles or gherkins then huh?
Nice shartmart plates.
Doesn't matter where, I'm coming to fuck you anyways.
The Sideshow Bob
Why is storming in almost all of Mexico? Is that normal?
Cam looks great with short hair, don't know why he doesn't stay with that more often
>that look Pagano makes at the end
The face perfectly sums up the Chuck Pagano era.
>"""""""""""""""""rrrreeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadyyyyyyyyyyy"""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>next week is Titans/Jags
oh no.
Mike Pereira is pretty aesthetic, tbqh.
Do you like punts?
Lemmy ask you a question, Yea Forums: Who's side did you take in the big David Lee Roth-Van Halen split?
Gotta mix it up once in a while. Chicken, eggs, and protein shakes get old. Only thing really unhealthy is the chips and soda
Please tell me this is the only game Buck and Aikmen are doing this week.
it's one of the spots with a lightning bolt, but not where you dropped that blue pin.
you'll have to find me first. I'll give you a hint: my state's NFL team will win this weekend
how are these teams so bad
DRAGON
Titans are elite they BTFO the Browns
Did that guys asking about Olsen start him?
they always do "americas game of the week" right
I think it's pretty clear that cam just needs more white skill position players and an o-line
THIRD LEG GREG
Why can't the NFL give us sexy matchups in week 3 of the NFL season?
It's pretty obvious you dumb fucking babboon.
Who?
Bad enough you shit up Yea Forums now you shit up Yea Forums.
Poor form user poor form indeed.
also
The NFC is a joke.
Van Halen, they were the ones that actually made the music and wrote the songs. They are all assholes though.
I'm mostly memeing. I blow up if I eat more than a couple slices of bread worth of carbs, but I love Jersey Mike's Italian sub with salt and vinegar chips.
>mexico
no it isn't
Wasn’t that guy racist?
Fuck off zoomer
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>$scam
>Scam
I like Olsen but that is some shit coverage
This fucking OL
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BARRETT RAPING CAM LIVE ON TELEVISION
DOINK
nothing wrong with that.
D O I N K
do u not know what a pickle is?
OH NO NO NO NO
did cam forget how to scramble
GOOD GUY DOINK
sCam newshit is finished. He cant even move anymore
fuck
da burrs btfo
>blaming the O-line when cam can't throw in less than 30 full seconds.
i left during the 1st quarter and the score was 6-3. The score is only 9-10 right now
GET FUCKED CHICAGO
Black QBs lmao
>black qbs
>back to back sacks
>panthers have kicked 4 fg
Shitters
Jesus Christ the Panthers are shit. Cam is done
doioioioioing
>tfw you get paid tomorrow and you're just going to blow it all on vidya
this time of year yeah
oh wait it went in
sacks on sacks on sacks
HE TRIED TO WARN US
holy fuck
PARKEY AND NAGY ON SUICIDE WATCH
It's almost as if...... cam should have been throwing to greg olsen.... all fucking night long!
Let me teach you how to doink it right Bears.
Start Slye guys
Hes the only player on the Panthers that can score
I wonder where he thinks pickled onions or pickled herring come from.
Is scam having Owl flashbacks?
I'm not sure what he covers it up with is going to be an improvement
1-15 incoming
samefag holy shit
Only three more golden nuggets until I unlock a bigger sack
You boys aren't wasting xp while watching football are you?
>black qbs6
yikes
>ass implants
cringe
I know a dude named Cam, turns out he's just as fucked in the head as Newton.
kek olsen cant understand cam’s eb*nics
Trump supporters are uneducated shitbags
That ass looks surgical
I was too busy learning to play pretty to keep up with that mess
lel burrce!
>I couldn't stop duh bleedin in muh nose durrrr
RSN???????
Fuck em in the ear fellas let’s get weird
are these offenses really bad or the defenses just really good
you ought to be a detective
Get doinked.
cant really blam Scam when the O-line is high school tier
>ytepeepo
where's mike evans
the defenses are terrible
it's Thursday night football, both sides on both teams are terrible
Chimpout
neither
burrs kek burrs!
WINston
ha ha roid boy couldn't hold on to it
>getting so lazy he can't even finish typing the rest of his shitty bait. Alternatively, people are posting solid arguments to last part of his shitty bait.
I started Godwin
he had it
KUECHLY COME ON
YOU GOTTA CATCH THAT
>BOOING KEUCHLY
>Cuckly
catch the ball faggot
Post feet
>cuckly booed
no one cares about your pretend football team
No, you can't have a bond.
>Thursday night
>football
pick one
Fish were once babies too but cucumbers come from the ground.
Not true, next week is Jacksonville vs. Nashville
same
>booing one of your best players
>panturds "fans"
>booing your team at home while they have a lead
lol southern trash
Are Panthers fans fucking scum hillbillies?
i fucking hate living in this flyover drive-through shithole
>(You)
refs are racist
>McCoy trying to act like a tough guy for the first time in his career
Lol alright senpai
>there are """""""people""""""" that think cuckley is better than Wagner
weak b8
they were chanting Luke
this team is cursed
Sean Lee is better than Wagner
shut up, KID
bucs center is based and redpilled watch him
can we just fucking win
>panturds
>Panturds
fuck your hellos buck
>we
Aikman got drunk and beat his daughter didn't he?
NFC South is shit now lol
Trade cam to a sucker team and tank for Trevor.
lol no
>Gerald helping the bucs score
BASED
Wagner is surrounded by elite players his entire career while Kuechley is surrounded by garbage
OJ Howard false started
0-16
0-16
0-16
0-16
0-16
put him in
Touchdown Bucs !!! LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!
Have the Panthers forgotten how to tackle?
>left Godwin on the bench in favor of Michael Gallop
>panthers
lmao
yo these teams are both awful
CAM NEWFAG BTFO
>Panthers
Are we going to win a Thursday night game?
>McCaffrey has 36 yards on 13 touches
>Barber has 51 on 13 yards and also has a TD
But you guys said he was the GOAT?
God damn nig
Can I be the begging poorfag then?
holy shit is bruce arians going to turn the bucs into contenders?
We posting bimbos tonight.
Legit.
really hate this desu
your biggest mistake was thinking you could find a dumber gm than yours
It wasn't a warning, it's common knowledge
>letting Peyton fucking Barber score on you
Holy fucking shit lmao the Panturds are embarrassing.
oh my god this team might lose to the bucs
Cam's washed
no u were rude to me i just wanted a fren :(
I wonder if she knows her pubes are coming out from under her skirt.
>Started Evans
>Started Panthers D
Welp...1-1 here in come
BRING BACK JERRY RICHARDSON
They are playing the second worse team in the league
Who likes them /thicc/ here?
>losing at home to the Busc
The absolute state of the Carolinus Pants
so panthers will get 10 loses in a row huh
panthers need a couple more field goals to win this
Grandpas favorite desert is pussy son
No one cares. Bet on games like a real man and shut the fuck up
ALEXA, REVERSE MY ALZHEIMERS
I'm a tailgater taligating to get to my tailgate
Not going for 2 is retarded. Bad coaching.
>play a good game against the Rams
>spill spaghetti endlessly against the fucking Bucs
Y?
Yea the carbs are my kryptonite. I try to stick with 9 grain when I do
>being surprised le scrambling nig goes to shit when he turns 30
you're all fucking retarded
>trash
>panthers fans
check
Why the FUCK is it not on TV?
That's fat.
If your quarterback isn't white, why are you even competing?
thursday night football
kinda cringe band honestly, who cares. its amazing how shit you could be in the days before the internet since it was so hard to find other stuff and people just ate up whatever the music industry shat out
>Monsters
Dopplegangers
Sea Hermits
Clockwork Horrors
Ghaunadan
>Myths
Puppets with no Strings
To the Victor Goes the Spoils
Every Story has a Moral
>Magic
A Golden Quest
To the Doorstep
Please Professor
MUH DIVERSITY
>start season with two home games
>0-2
Bro, what the fuck
>can't even knock out an old man when he's sitting right in front of you
yikes
woo diversity
Real frens would understand it was a joke
Surely we're frens, right?
What’s it like having clinical low levels of test?
Yay! Wymmmmmmmmmmmmmmynnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn and Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhversity!
>liking landwhales
thats ugly disgusting obesity
This. It's time to draft a qb again. And find a new head coach. And a GM.
>muh wymin
Who is the worst?
oh fuck i'm gonna COOOOOMMMM
buck saying he should be, while they have a all white crew on tv gg
nice pass cam!
lelphins
>women coaches
No wonder this team is shit
Miami
SCAM
C
A
M
>Scam
I AM
dumb nigger behavior
based jerome boger saves the day again
nigga named carlton lmao
Does anybody member Aguayo, that mexican kicker?
Jesus fucking christ what a horseshit fucking call
>$cam
>$cam
>$cam
>$cam
>$cam
INTERCEPTION
Bailed out by a flag kek
nice pass again cam!
Get fucking rekt Cam
>scam newton
>muh wamenz
yikes and cringepilled
Thank you based refs
the hell cam
That is a weak fucking call.
does scam purposefully wait until he's hit to throw the ball every time? thats happened like 10x tonight
called back
Most refball thing I've ever seen.
cope
FUCK
what a weak call lmao
Have segs
>(You)
threw it after the ception happened
>black QB’s
How many miller lites is that guy going to end up drinking this game?
lol fucking NFL and their shitty faggot refs
>scam
Cam can't even make the throw to the guy who got penalized lmao how shit
PUT IN THE BACKUP SCAM IS WASHED
Bucs get it back anyways AHAHAAAAAHAHHHAA
thank you refs.
>Fumble
Cope, bitch!
clam pootons ded
SCAM LMAO
F L A G
L
A
G
>REFBALL
CALL THIS ONE BACK
and then he fumbles immediately afterwards. you're on a stream i can tell
GIVE THE FUCKING BALL TO YOUR BEST PLAYER CMC.
What do boobs feel like?
lol, Panturds are complete and utter trash. 2 games AT HOME in a row and you play like this. Pathetic.
I cannot tell if Tampa is actually a solid team this year, or if Carolina is just this shit though.
I can't believe we actually have a defense again
Carolina is stuck forever with $Cam, right? They can't sit him because >muh racism.
how about a screen to CMC stop giving it to him up the middle like hes Jerome Bettis
For fucks sake
Put in Allen
if you haven't noticed, carolina runs a lot of long developing plays with few checkdowns
$cam getting dabbed on
L0o0L0L0L0l00000LoOLOLoLO00L0LOl0LO
nice "division"
Get fucking rekt Cam
Lmao
>$cam
>women coach
>black quarterback
>white running back
what is this team doing?
AHAHAHAHAHAH
>SCAMTHERS
SCAM
C
A
M
cam is gonna die on the field on day
LMAO
yikes
panthers deserve to lose after this shitshow
eat shit he just fumbled it away
cam should honestly have retired with luck
Based Scam still giving the ball back after a shitty flag
Hang em up cam. You were pretty good in your day
and he turns it over anyway
CAM NEWFAG
what the fuck was that commercial lmaoooooooooooooooo
doesnt matter xd
rookie anthony nelson forced that fumble
also holy shit this crowd is fucking dead
>gets bailed out of an
interception by a bullshit call
>immediately loses a fumble
Based Scam.
>J U S T
Supernigger looks lost
>football
cam bruh
I had a dream last night I was living at Tom Brady’s house and was his good friend but than I gave his number to a reporter who called him. Tom was than very pissed at me. What does this all mean?
Scam needs to retire
You don't.
he deserved better
Nice 2nd chance lmao
Probably something anti-white people and pro-nigger.
That show looks interesting but I’m sick of streaming services
even twitter niggers are saying cam is washed
I don't even like the panthers
is they can't see then why does everyone wear decorated clothes and war paint
REALLY rooting for a draw here
you're not a good person and you should think about the consequences of your actions
He needs to become a fashion designer
whys $cam jewton so shitty bros? is he permashook after tj watt blew his shoulder to bits?
Seriously
Ron take a note out of John Fox's book and put your backup in and beat the Bucs in a comeback
Reminder:
the ADL was founded to defend a jewish pedo that raped a 13-year old white girl.
Coon newton....when the black qb meme will be over?
>Villains all white
>good guys all shitskins
It's like they're not even bothering to hide it anymore.
Cam needed to retired the day he started dressing like a homosexual clown
even the refs couldn't bail out $cam
Yes we do you stupid fucking cunt.
where the fuck is it
former mvp cam newton
JERRY RICHARDSON WOULDNT LET THIS HAPPEN
Yeah it’s a panthers suck year
die
The Texans would booty blast both these teams.
name a good 30+ black quarterback
Bucsbros post your face when Gerald goes 1-15 while we snatch the wildcard
>turn it over
>get bailed out on refball
>turn it over the next play
kek
Why should I respect a league founded entirely for the sake of policing thoughts against jews?
I swear to god
The run defense is supposed to be the GOOD part of this defense
>getting triggered over pewds donating chump change to some sjw collective help his image
SCAMMED
for how long has the secondary been shit
>getting outplayed by Winston
cam looks like he is on the verge of tears
>Couldn't stop the lowly $(ers
>playing a cadaver masquerading as a quarterback
Nah, it's trash.
Lol panthers so fucked. Their backup is will Grier who looks horrible for a 3rd round pick. He'll Gardner minshew a 6th rounder already looks like the best qb of the draft.
>defend
Close, they tried to say him being hanged was out of line and that he was innocent. The kike was already dead, thankfully.
Since 2016
Imagine losing to the novcs son Thursday mouggbt at home
georgia would bootyblast these teams
He didn't even donate to them, it was a troll.
Should the Panthers be relegated to the CFL?
>started Panturds defense in DFS
This.
>>Couldn't stop the lowly $(ers
They didn't do shit on offense you fucking retard.
gimme one chance i'll treat you like a princess
>Watching this game as a Saints fan
Just give us the divisional title already, this is a waste of time.
>falling for the streaming defense meme
you deserve this
>tfw made the mistake of actually thinking my panthers could be good this year
He had Evans wow
I can't believe how much people overrated the Panthers going into this year. Even after embarrassing themselves against the Rams, everyone bought the "Cam is rusty" story. Lmao window officially closed.
winston showing his true colors
Another Perriman Drop
He had Perriman too but that's why that fucking moron is a 3rd string WR
>embarrassing
>barely lost
Pls
THIS is embarrassing
my nigga
>it's a cam newton sucks episode
Kind regards.
>getting carved up by Jameis Winston
Wasn't Panthers' defense supposed to be good?
>Matt Gay
lol
>GAY
Perriman is such trash.
Winston is a bum and the only reason Byron Sandwhich vouches for him is because they are both niggers
>busc kicking
matt gay lol
> realize Bucs are not complete garbage and it was a decent win
Pray for Dalton. Ford, Bosa, Buckner are coming
GAY
A
Y
>missing it
Great....kicker woes begin now
I thought the perriman cant catch memes were exaggerations
*scores the game winner*
WAKE ME UP
Yeah because Georgia knows how to give their RBs the ball and run it.
>Gay
>was the better team
>still lost
It's embarrassing that you don't find that embarrassing
DAT NIGGA GAY
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT
It's official. Cam Newton is a certified chump
>berryman
>Matt Gay
shanked it
>gay misses FG
LGBTQP btfo
it was an improvement
remember last year when Jameis rape the Nanners defense?
>fag
The better team always wins
Fuck your stats
>gay
>Gay can't kick straight
THICCC
GAYYYYY
perriman is such a loser and that kicker should feel bad also
>gay
>Wide receiver drops pass
>Corner gives "incomplete" signal like he defended it.
I can't take much more.
imagine the smell (and the braps)
chimp*
>C O P E
Kill me goddess
Could the Alabama Crimson Tide beat the Panturds?
>perrimeme
NEW
>remaking the shining
I want sandniggers to nuke Hollywood
Did there need to be a sequel to The Shining? Fucking jews
Would football be better with or without punts and field goals?
Dammit, Gayman. You need to make those.
Thank you for the correction fren
>3rd and 25
>THICC GIRL vs Panthers Cornerbacks
Is it a first down or a touch down?
max kellermans bitchass said cam was underrated last week lol
it's a brapdown
it's a sequel
fuck off kike apologist
Lol and Kellercuck completely shit all over Stafford today too. Stafford is shit, but not any worse than Cam
Cam is awful
Newton what the fuck
Isn't Kellerman a massive SJW cuckboi?
Panthers were lying about cam having no limitations. He stands in the pocket like a rookie and just prays someone gets open. A black qb that can't scramble and throws like cam has no future
That was neither a safter nor a fumble.
>panturds
he used to be great at scrambling though
>imagine losing to Jameis Winston
Everyone knows this. Those days are over though.
They don't have a lead though