Why is Portugal so much better at ANYTHING football wise?

People are old here, bro.

true, but that 5 million mark is above 50 something, I think.

I was exaggerating for dramatic purposes. Sorry

> -Best (hottest) girls

l can't tell any difference desu, both brazil and Portuguese girls are brown, short, hairy and with moustaches.

>tftp
The guinean guy of Barcelona will Join Portugal or Spain hahahahaha poor africa, can't hold even their players anymore

>Also we can't get ngubus from Africa like you guys do
yes you can, they just don't wanna go there and anyway, most of your people descend from them

oh fine, but since the other 2 figures were right, I thought you were being serious there, my bad

>most of your people descend from them
They are here from years like 1800. Wanna really compare? A guy can be born in the middle of Angola can joy Portugal team

ansu fati doesn't have portuguese citizenship, only spanish

>join
fixed

According to some sites like Bein Sports he could join Portugal. But he will join Spain probably

they are not better than me in getting rejected heh

flamerda is barely top 5. meanwhile the top 3 portuguese clubs would be mid-table teams here. Europeans have their heads so far up their asses they can't see this.

It's ironic you call europeans stuck up when your league is compromised by players that either don't have what it takes to play in Europe or are failed products that couldn't do shit in Europe.
And sometimes you have washed up oldies that left the best leagues of the world to play it easy until retirement.

Come on man, fuck off, Flamengo literally has Gabigol that couldn't do shit in any European Team, and you seriously expect Flamengo to finish top 3 in Portugal?
At most you would fight for the 3rd place with Sporting and Braga.

European portuguese sounds like shit

According to Jorge Jesus Flamengo would win portuguese league
I think he's right and Fla even lost Cuellar

Flamengo has Diego Alves, Rafinha (Bayern München), Filipe Luís, De Arrascaeta (starter for Uruguay)

Portugal is a based nation. Love to visit. Better than interacting with the assholes here.

Congratulations, you just named players that fit the category I just named, washed off oldies that are playing it easy in a shitty competition until retirement.

Flameme is doomed to fail. Their whole style of play consists in passing sideways until ther get fouled and then they start flopping. Brazilian mangers are just too stupid to figure this out and start pressuring. The next time they get a team with two good defenders they will be exposed again.

But still better than anyone in Portugal. Come on fucking JONAS was great there. I'm not saying flamengo would be great at Europe, but it would be champions in portugal.
Rodrigo Caio would be the best defender there, Bruno Henrique the top scorer there
Come on ALEX TELLES is one of the best defenders in Portugal.

Portugals are based and alright to Polacks here. Dunno why Brazilians are rude to us.

porque é que não podemos ser todos amigos?

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>portuguese
first time I've seen a german flag writing this word correctly

I'm just here to remind you that BOTH TIMES that Portugal reached a World Cup semifinal was under a Brazilian coach. Otto Glória and Luiz Felipe Scolari. Between 1930 and 1998 Portugal played only 2 WC's. Pathetic

the delusion is strong with this one lmao

TSU jitsu

>Counting trophies from the 50s and 30s

Fuck sake brazil. The fucking nations league is already more relevant

fighting relegation são paulo went to portugal in the middle of the season and won 2x0
>b-but it's just a friendly
fuck off
youtube.com/watch?v=PwaBrBM3Z9o

This
Together we win
Don't let some kebab op sow dissent

no, you fuck off, your clubs are shit, literally cant defend all of your meme teams would get rekt here, your best team would be 5th place in here, you guys are so fucking deluded its hilarious

5 WC vs 0 WC

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Dude 2018 was 1 year ago. The fuck are you saying

i'm sorry, how many nations league cup have you won?

I'm astounded at how easily some of my fellow monkeybros bite shitty baits.

>Why is Portugal so much better at ANYTHING football wise?

As if you even have to ask. All of Portugal looks at Ronaldo achieving and strives to emulate him. He gave hope to an entire nation.

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Fat Ronaldo>Fag Ronaldo

chile

>Br7z1l
>Never won a euro
>Pele is still their claim to fame despite the fact that he was a known statpadder
>hasn't had a true superstar footballer in decades
>literally all inbred or gets pegged by trannies
>country is a literal cesspool
>has had movies made about how garbage their shitty country is
>Thinking they have any right to criticize Portuguese football
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>Best (hottest) girls
portuguese women are hairy womenlets, send bundas

Please have sex Twain

Underrated post

Jogo do pau

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lose weight and get shot

JJ is lying

>Brasileiro em Portugal
parece um turista para o povo durante as férias
>Português no Brasil
tens de tirar o relógio ou será roubado (é apenas uma analogia)

Do Portuguese drink port or is it just an export thing?

Both

real chads drink Alvarinho

What we don't drink is rosé

there is nothing wrong with girls having a few whiskers on their upper lip, it means they will give you strong and healthy sons

>he uses the same expression every time
Imagine being THIS obsessed. Lmao

Love a good vinho verde

Seethe harder

>present proof of a team struggling here that went to portugal and beat their biggest team
>we are the deluded ones
also
>JONAS was great there
LMAO

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> Counts Dino cups

please Brazil you barely have 1 WC (2002) and again barely due to all the ref ball that got strong teams out in the early turns I wonder if you would've won in fair circumstances

We drink. Lots

>our team in the middle of the season beat your team in the middle of preseason
Thank you for your input, brainlet.

Come on fucking ELIAS and KEIRRISON were great there.

Come on JORGE is one of the best defenders there.

They don't work as much so they have more time to do retarded stuff like dancing and football.

Same with the Spanish

But we're not very good at dancing

Because it's not funny

Correction

>-Best (hottest) traps uwu

I spent a week in Rio de Janeiro and another week in Rio Grande do Sul where I have family

Carioca girls are ugly mutts with terrible accents, if you go there thinking Brazilian girls are 11/10 seductresses with fat bundas you are going to be very very disappointed

Sulista girls on the otherhand are amazing, largely pure Germanic beauties with just enough South American in them to give them the useful traits of Brazil like good attitude and playfulness. Also saw more green eyes there than I had ever seen in Europe. Gramado is unironically whiter than England and probably more German than Germany

I also spend a lot of time in Portugal, maybe 9 months of the last year. The typical Lisboa girl has a strange face, hard to describe but distinct and not very pretty. Like everywhere in the world there are some good ones though

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>pre-season friendly while you were mid-season
>literally playing with subs
Jonas was also great at Valencia for a while, does that make your shit league better than the spanish league? Also Gabigol couldnt score a goal to save his life here yet he is the best scorer at macacão lmao
deluded pice of shit

Based
I've been to Poortugal too and laugh histerically every time they call me macaco

Maybe they see people from RJ or Recife and think macaco, nobody can look at the south and think that lol

Fat Ronaldo is a fag too, he likes traps.

>laugh histerically
huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

if you think liga nos is better than you are delusional and just trolling.
and hotter girls????? stop it......

Absolutely Based.

youtube.com/watch?v=ajMnwhKgr1s

Btw why do people even push this Brazil Portugal rivalry? Besides language, we are different as fuck. Their rivals are Spain, France, etc. Ours are Argentina, Paraguay etc.

The Germans are turning the good guys against each other again.

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Gabigol couldn't make it in our league.

>pre-var trophies

Along w/ bruno herique

>algeria

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let's all be friends

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Portuguese NT always had a bunch of br's.
Also, fucking Scolari coached portugal

Portugal's actual rival is The Netherlands. They always have controversial games with them or inevitably get each other out of the group stage.

Your league is irrelevant outside of Porto and Sporting.

Historically we've always seen Spain as our main rivals, sort of a big brother vs little brother rivalry, but Spain is more dedicated to hating F*ance and England and sucking Italy's cock

The neds are a more appropriate rival yes, but they're a bit too far and they got their belgian twin to entertain them.

pretty accurate

Alisson > Rui Patrício
Cancelo > boomer alves/FAGner
dupla de zaga br > tuga
Alex Sandro > Guerreiro
kinda unfair to judge the midfielders individually
the ideal would be Neves - Casemiro - Coutinho
TSU > Firmino
Nerman > Félix
Bernardo silva >>>>>>> anyone tite puts on the right wing

Big true
Tempted to smash a few while I’m here

And this anoninho is right, there's no rivalry between both countries in football. Furthermore, in the 20th century when Portugal struggled to make it to world cups, people here would usually support Brazil.