/nfl/ General - the Commissioner Edition

MIN: Stefon Diggs absent from Week 2 injury report
BAL: Marquise Brown (hip) expected to play
NYJ: Le'Veon Bell's MRI reveals no major damage
LAC: Mike Williams (knee) absent again Thursday
JAC: Foles (collarbone) targeting Week 11 return?
NYG: Sterling Shepard remains sidelined Thursday
TB: Rapsheet: Ronald Jones in line for more work
CIN: Joe Mixon (ankle) remains sidelined Thursday
WAS: 'More optimism' on Jordan Reed this week
WAS: Guice out indefinitely following knee surgery

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Bengals

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Tecmo Super Bowl prediction after a simulated season

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Shooter sleeves are just a fashion statement, right?

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>Barkley elite in a game made before he was born
Who can stop him

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Raiders

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Raiders

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who will beat the patriots this year

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Think you can take me in a debate Yea Forums?

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Updated rosters derp. There's a new TSB every season these days

The coaching staff, training staff, and offensive line leading him to be in a hospital bed before he ever has a real chance at the superb owl

See Obviously the Giants

>Bengals Waive Jeff Driskel
Where does he end up? My money's on Tampa

Dolphins will go 2-14 with both of their wins coming against Brady

>Ynr that one anpn who kept saying Jeff Driskel was the new Joe Montana

Early season football is such a shitfest but I love it. Weeks 1-4 are always comprised of freak injuries, unexpected blowouts, and refs flagging everything under the sun.

You're going to cry on sunday

>tfw came up with a new way to lose a game and got buttfucked by another rookie QB

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>rebuilding team loses to owl contender
no u

He definitely tops leshannon in any debate, wrestling match, horseplay, #boyswilldoboys

Reminder that Week 1 is just preseason week 5 and does NOT matter

I only cried 3 times in my life
1: when my son was born
2: when I broke my arm in middle school
3: when I saw my sister graduate
fuck you KC faggot

NFL admits the holding call on the Sanders TD was bogus I’m pissed.

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The Loins will beat the Chorgers, but mainly due to injuries.

With tears of joy?

>crying
Raiders are such faggots

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>Derek carried gets sacked 6 times and cries in front of his entire OL
No you

Kek

Get a load of this pissy eyed little faggot having wah wahs every other day.

>this is on the front page of cbssports

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LMAO
>the weakness

instagram.com/p/B2SJB8glGZP/

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>came up with a new way to lose a game
Drawing?

is this how ravens fans felt when browns fans started getting uppity? go back to your hole raidniggers

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he won't touch the ground.

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I started simulating the 2019 season in Tecmo as well. I'll let you know how it goes. But as for tonight...

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which match we have today?

Oh shit...only in week 2 against the Redskins...

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Doesn’t matter.

Bucs @ Panthers. Likely be a snoozefest

And chiefs fans cry when their cowboy BFs gp in dry
hahahaha

>Steve McNair isn't around to see his number be retired

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>Wentz on 3rd down : 11/12, 197 yards, 3 passing TDs

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I'm watching for Mcaffery. He's a doll.

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>wentz on seasons finished : 1/3

Lol k

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Likely to be lots of kino pick 6s

seethe

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I guess we hurt his feelings. I'm sorry I hurt your feelings young lady.

Wut?

Seethe about what? Your QB is statistically unlikely to finish this season

Are you crying rn? Cause it sounds like you're crying rn

He's gonna win at least 1 playoff game this season.

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Gotta get to the playoffs. Too bad cowboys

Did you cry when you guys thought Patshit Mahomo was injured and off to IR lol

But then there's a 50% chance of them winning the Owl.

Lamar Jackson >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Baker Memefield

Oh he will.
STOP IT SKILPP

Why do we suffer?

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No?

kek this image is perfect

You just do.

b-b-b-baaased

Based

wish they had a 2019-2020 version for Tecmo Super Bowl III

>his QB doesnt record song covers in the offseason
none of you are gonna make it

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No. Because I know that my quarterback is a man and would tough it out unlike baby dick cry all the time carr

whoops, forgot link
youtube.com/watch?v=RKALASQJG30

those were pretty good

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It's balance. You can't have good and fortunate teams (the Patriots) unless you have bad and unlucky teams(the Jets).

>Paying $84 million to miss the postseason

>his QB is forced to throw more than 10 times to win an NFL games

sad and also very pathetic

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He should get used to toughing out playoff losses

That Seahawks game was a beauty, minus a couple glaring errors, here's to more good times this Sunday.

Did you simulate last year, too? What was the result for last year?

checked and based

>$84 gorillion dollars
>10 throws

Well, once the raiders get a wildcard game >10 years, you can talk like that to the back to back afc west champions

Amen, the team looked good out there, here's to hoping it's a sign of things to come

Kirk's such a nice dude.

rent free

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yeah, unlike irish niggers.

my god

Meant for

>84 zillion dollarinis

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He was too good for that shit show in DC.

thats based

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Irish people are famously friendly, though.

please don't discuss shit teams like the Raiders it just wastes everyones time

>chiefs fans can't even reply to the right poster

How you gonna blame 88 for that shit?

>they don't have official NFL rings
Can't believe I share a board with you fags

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AFCW BROS UNITE TO LAUGH AT THESE RINGLESS FUCKS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

only when you're drinking

Only person I ever met irl from ireland was a cute girl who was friendly.

remember last season when the Bills came into your dome and absolutely embarrassed you
that’s the only thing that comes into my head when I think of the Vikings

They are until the bar lets out, then all you cunts start brawling in the streets.
t. been to ireland.

>Only person I ever met irl from ireland was a cute girl who was friendly.
i bet you couldn't even talk to her, faggot.

that’s not just them to be fair

I never talked to my wife before I married her.

Sounds like you’re just retarded

I'd chin every cunt itt desu fren

Don't forget the perfect passer rating

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i don't get it, you married her?

>b-but bills
kek

how bout that one time when packers go 992, going on 1000 days, without beating the vikes?

How many days since you won a Super Bowl?

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>implying I give a shit about the Puckers

>muh rings!!!

Yes sir

Why are you mad? We hung out all throughout high school. I never did anything sexual with her but I had girlfriends the entire time. She was a friendly cute girl with a nice accent who liked to get wasted.

Last years was WRONG

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this thread is for the discussion of the Oakland Raiders

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I can't 4chin today

No

>NDS
*dabs* WRRRRRRRRRR

fuck and no

>Why are you mad?
>w-why are you being mean to me on Yea Forums :(
>She was a friendly cute girl with a nice accent who liked to get wasted
oh so she's a whore.

See

how many days since you had vikes stuck in your head?

Where does Chucky hide all of the prostitutes he kills?

>I never did anything sexual with her but I had girlfriends the entire time.
Faggot.

we've been thru this
you're that same aussiefag that claimed he was a bronco's fan yesterday when defending rodgers

TYBC

I feel Carr is much better than last year and can return to 2016 elite comeback form

I don't think about your irrelevant team at all beyond when it's mentioned in this general.

that post is incorrect.

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>I feel the offensive line is much better than last year and can return to 2016 elite comeback form
ftfy

KEK

>be raiders fan
>can only think about penises and gay sex

riiiight
just like you dont think about the vikes enough to save images of their stats among other things.

i bet you were that faggot last season trying to disprove Thielen's level of skill by comparing him to people who have been in the league much longer than him. You're just a silly guy

Holy shit the r**ders are so bad

>$100,000,000,000,000,000,000

Man this coach is awesome, but go Rams!

What mod are you using?

tecmobowl.org/files/file/631-tecmo-super-bowl-2019-sblueman-edition/

Hardmode no flicker version. The gentleman's way to play

...

believe it or not, there’s more than one aussie NFL fan
Also, i’m pretty sure that was the infamous Brady-hating kiwi

better than the Cuntcos

Nick Foles appreciation post. This post is to commemorate the life and career of Nick Foles. Archive this post for all eternity.

Thanks

‘ate the yuppies in LoDo
‘ate the hipsters in RiNo
‘ate the spics in Sheridan
‘ate the darkies in aurora
‘ate I-25
‘ate Polis
‘ate Boulder
‘ate California
‘ate Texas
‘ate skiers
Luv skiing
Luv the Rox (baseball and red)
Luv the Broncos
Luv the Tanner gun show
Luv sam’s on 15th best in the city
Luv my mom’s green chili best in the state

Simple as

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God bless the BEWD.

Lmao no.
>survived 1 quarter as a starter

The OL did great 2bh but was it a fluke or is Denver just that bad?

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Based

F

He died a hero instead of living long enough to become a villain.

probably a mixture of both. will be elite with gabe and incognito back though

Foles is a cool and nice guy

>there’s more than one aussie NFL fan
Confirming

Samefag

@95405877
>joe flaccid

he based, i hope he recovers quick.
>announcing a report
learn the rules patsnigger

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>Gets nominated for the hall of fame in your path

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Can't fool me I'm Moot.

>shitskin calling anyone a nigger
lmao

Who?

reminder mahomes is injured

fuck off mutt

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You don't know Rick Donners? He was one of the best linebackers in 49ers history.

He practiced in full today per report. There is NO WAY he doesnt play in the raidnigger game

He’s dead

>bears posters completely disappear after getting dabbed on by the anemic packies
>will only show back up when they blow out a god awful broncos squad
Absolutely fucking embarrassing. A complete joke of a posting fanbase. There are more Cardinal posters here on the reg than bears posters. Cringe

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>Shitskin calling anyone a Mutt
hahahhahah

old.reddit.com/r/nyjets/comments/d3blpq/f_patriots_fans/
Didn't know >jest fans were such sensitive bitches

>beasr

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Who cares, he’s a stopgap. I’m more pissed off that they drafted Lock for more reason, we should be tanking for Herbert

bow to those trips mutt

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that's not the point retard

Just farted

Shut up mutt

is there anything more embarrassing than a turk roach sandnigger calling someone a mutt? howmuch do you hate your own people lmao

SEETHING

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Mutt

no more (You) for (You). enjoy this one mutt

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Post >yfw you’re not a Turk and have seen a game in person from your team

You’re going to watch >us play tonight?

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*dabs on the cleveland shitstains in your path*

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>bragging about beating the formerly 0-16 team

He will still destroy the raiders, even if his ankle isn't 100%

Yes

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>post yfw we witness the second tie of the season tonight

wrong

Yeah bro

since i'm still awake, why not

We didn’t invite you nigger. Panthers don’t want you

>wasting everyone’s time

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>Darnold sick and out for weeks
>Quinnen Williams hurt
>CJ Mosley hurt
>One of their best LB's (which isn't saying much) out for season
>Quincy Enunwa out for season
>Blew a 3rd round pick on Jachai Polite
>Chris Herndon suspended for four games
>Bell getting an MRI even if it was just precautionary
>Everyone's talking about how the Pats will massacre the Dolphins Week 2, but the massacre of the Jets might be worse in Week 3

Poor Demaryius. Retirement probably would have been better.

YAAAAAAAS le catb owl for the epic win! *raises paw holding spork and clears throat*
uWu what’s this?
*puts on fursuit and notices your bulge*
RAWR X3
*bats playfully at it*
Meow meow >:3
I can’t wait for my panties and jaggies in the Catb owl! :D

Turkbro c’mon

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why do i feel like you are falseflagging? panthers posters are usually nice people.

False flag harder Cuccaneer

Why did Bill do him dirty like that?

ya upset lil sandy?

*glomps @ u*

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thanks fren, good luck tonight

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Accurate portrayal of panthers fans on Yea Forums

Ok. I'm going to spam /nfl/ on sunday after we win 42-18. Be on the lookout so I can shove it in your face
Remember, you played a shit team last week
>flaco
Lol

Black quarterbacks are the future of the game.

based

There are none

can't wait for my cowbies to steamroll the r******s this weekend and show all of football that we're a much better team than the shittydelphia beagles

that's ok i'll be here too

I wish bodily harm upon you every time you post.

remember to report discord tranny links

>game on at the same time as the dnc debate

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

For me? It’s the 2019 NFL Colts, who went 9-7 and won a playoff game despite losing their franchise QB

Patrick Willis
Justin Smith

Honestly the Turk guy knows more about this game and has been here longer than 90% of people who post here. I don’t mind him even if he’s a pseudo-trip, but he can’t help that

Here I’ll summarize for you:
>TULSI BAD SHE NO LIKE WAR!
>B-but we’re still totally different from warmongering Republicans! Vote for change, Harris and Warren are totally tubular guise

Democrats are so cookie cutter you can just vote for whichever and you’ll get the same result. Biden is the only moderate one, but he’s aging fast and hard

He literally knows nothing tho.

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how many bongs until the game starts

t. roach with proxy

Bring it faggot

Dude just one but it’s gonna be a SICK FAT RIP bro dude weed lmao

yeah, because republicans aren't cookie cutters either

Less than a bong. 40 bings

cheers cunt.

Because Trump is such a conventional politician

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Hi. My name is Patrick Mahomes and I am the best quarterback in the NFL. I just can't wait to BTFO the raidniggers this sunday. I am unstoppable. This year, I will lead the KANSAS CITY CHIEFS to their 2nd superb owl victory and there is nothing anyone can do about it lol. For all teams playing against me in 2019, get ready for the big L!

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see.

Reminder all Panthers fans are underaged bandwagoners

God I hope Burficit does to Mahomes what he did to Antonio Brown.

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Hashtag FACTS

>but whaddabout

Nobody said that.

Does Missouri really need a football team? How many people even live in KC? Like 100,000?

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you're gonna lose

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A pox on your family and all you love

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>be 2015-2016.
>live in south carolina.
>have actually never seen a single carolina panthers' jersey/car sticker/ etc.
>panthers make it to the superb owl.
>all of a sudden, everyone is a panthers fan.
>panthers lose in the superb owl.
>all of a sudden, nobody cares about the panthers.
can confirm.

1.4 million
Be jelly of the best city in the world faggot
Just don't come here

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I hope Wyoming gets a team soon. I wonder what we'll be named.

Sorry meant to post Patriots. The P crossed some wires

Almost one hundred million

Do you think Lamar will ever have off the field issues, or is he like frank gore where he's quite possibly too stupid to get into trouble in the first place?

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There's no way that number is right.

What are those things?

the only city I have been in that was not terrible was Charleston, SC.

>best QB
>less yards than Andy Dalton
OH NO NO NO

>live in south carolina.
That’s why. It’s all SCAR and Clemson there.

murderers and rapists

never said anything about trump, he really was the only one that didn't sound like an npc, but turns out he was actually just retarded.

of course no one did, but you made a claim that implied only democrats can be cookie cutter

and everyone there were bandwagon panthers fans until they lost the superb owl.

Thanks anonymous, very cool

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Jameis did and he’s just as fucking retarded. All niggers are the same tbqhwy

It's not, sorry
>pic related

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It isn't.

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nfl should ban him for that fucking chain

>Kansas City
>Best city in the world
Not even best city in the state. Jesus you faggots are delusional.

The Wyoming Cowboys
Ya dig?

Damage control more retard

>metropolitan area

you're the only one damage controlling, you fucking retard, lmao.

This doesnt even include what is known as
CHIEFS KINGDOM

>and that’s why there’s underaged bandwagoners ITT right now
Huh. You said they all quit

unfortunate that it is under sea level and prone to get hurricaned.

reminder that the based Bills are the only football team in the state of New York

You can't say just the downtown area. The city sprawls north to south. Arrowhead isnt even in KC proper. Get educated before you spout retardation

There’s a difference between Jameis-dumb where he was thinking with MUH DIK, and Lamar/Gore-dumb where pretty much any interview they have is “I li foobaw, got keep gin bet at da foobaw”. Almost peaceful how little is going on up there.

what

theres one lurking right now, a young cuckold!

Enjoy your compilation of politicians saying the same shit literally verbatim like reading off a script tonight, I guess.

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we got a game thread lads?

Your city doesn't get to be a fucking 15 county area just because you're insecure about your population size you fucking weirdo.

ESPN picks are in

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Is Jalen Ramsey a faggot? youtube.com/watch?v=moxuL8ssClk

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>Enjoy your compilation of politicians saying the same shit literally verbatim like reading off a script tonight, I guess.
>implying i give a shit about politics
>implying trump isn't going to win again
lmao this shit is so predictable

>ejaculate on her back

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People like him have been raped by 24/7 propaganda since they got embarrassed in 2016. A few Yea Forums posts won’t change his mind that he has a false choice

>7/10 pick the packies

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based

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Do I care? (No)

How does the chick have the best numbers?

>Rams vs Saints and Vikings vs Panthers in daytime slots, so like 3 and 6am for me
>Bucs vs Pants and Browns vs Jets on primetime
thank you NFL, very cool

>all those broncos picks
Am I missing something? I get that Trubisky is shit but if rodgers could only muster 10 points against them, flacco’s putting up a goose egg

Trump is gonna win. Glad we agree lol

I live here. The proper city limits does not include the majority of the population. Arrowhead isnt even in kc proper. There are only 3 counties

yeah, of course, still doesn't deny he's a retard, lol.

>steelers

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>still sleeping on the jets and overestimating the browns
Lol just watch, Levon will rape Cleveland

>Wicker sham
every time

Raidniggers BTFO

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Mutt lovers should be shot

The last Raider jersey I got was when I was a young lad and it was a Tim Brown one.
If my boy Vontaze hurts Mutthomes ill legit buy his jersey and post it here kek

streams be startin

>mad
>at a rebuilding team

How the fuck did those people go 9-6 in week 1

Patriots went 11-5. The lost
@ Bengals
Cowboys
@ Eagles
@ Ravens
@ Jets
Brady fails to crack 4000 yards as predicted

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Gib new link plox

You're still wrong

discord link i mean

link?

ahh... el goblino de las americas...

Pretty sure I'm not.

Frank is considered one of the most intelligent running backs in football by coaches and other players. I think he legit is like rainman or something. Supposedly he has like every system he's ever played in memorized to a T and knows everyone's assignments that's why he's such a great blocker. He knows all the line adjustments on pass pro and where to be at all times. His wonderlic was low and he isn't a very good speaker but I don't know if that makes one objectively "intelligent"

Just how we like it

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Everyone in those counties are chiefs fans. How are you not wrong?

That didn't go well

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F*** Patriots fans
Seriously, it’s been said 1,000,000 times before, but they are absolutely classless. Here’s why I’m posting this:
1.) Unprovoked, in reaction to Darnold news, a FB friend just posts Butt Fumble gif on my wall. Thanks dude, that was 7 years ago and the entire team has turned over. Fuck that media-crafted narrative.
2.) r/patriots and r/nfl acting like mono is a middle school “kissing” disease. Sam is 22 - I got mono in college at the same age.
3.) Pats fans cheering for Darnold to have a life-threatening spleen injury to have him out for the season. Along with a season-ending injury to Bell. You don’t see me wishing harm on Brady.
4.) In several group texts, watching Patriots fans shit on AB, the Steelers, and the Raiders, only to complete turn tail and support AB as an elite receiver who “gamed the NFL to play for the best team ever” and that the rape lawsuit is bullshit due to timing and wah wah wahhhhhh.
I don’t care if we go 2-14 if both our wins are against the Patriots. Seriously, fuck that entire fanbase. They are worse than the players at this point.

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>sleeping on the Vikings
>AGAIN
Did they learn nothing week 1?

nflbite.com/

how much longer do i have to see mike evans waste his prime playing years in tampa gay?

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>jest

But not everyone in those counties lives in Kansas City. For instance the people who live in A DIFFERENT STATE don't.

he'll end up on the Patriots playing with 46 year old Brady and win a ring dont worry baby

Mike Evans isn’t even that good

Hey I'm from r/nfl too, you came from the migration?

Oh great, you can see a bunch of retarded socialists debate on how stupid they are.

Cam popularized dabbing
babbies love dabbing
Panther fans = babbies make sense

you dont think there are people from new jersey who go to jets or giants games?

Even the simulation knows you're a retard.

That was the most satisfying loss to ever see because I was so fucking shit of Panthers fans acting like they were the second coming after their team costed off that easy ass schedule

I don't think they live in new york city.

didn't he go like 100mph down a street?

in the metro area of new york

What is KCK and KCMO?
I know that this is hard for you to understand. We literally have a road called state line road where one side of the street is KCK and the other is KCMO. It goes right through the middle of the city with absolutely no difference between each side of the street. So you're telling me that one side of the street counts and the other does not?

And your mom drank heavily while pregnant and failed an abortion twice. Have sex incel

More like

>DA RICH, DA EBIL WHITE PEOPLE, REPARATIONS, FREE SHIT

Brainlet take.

Ya seethin?

Fuck off and kys

We'll see

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Hello fellow r/incel poster

Kiwi has the Titans making the AFCCG guys

>Cam Newton hasn't won a football game in 9 straight starts
yeah, im thinking he's ass

>stoolers relying on ben to turn second stringers into nu-ABs and nu-Le'veons
>browns back to normal
>bungles bungling as usual
feels good to be raven fan

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Why are you so obsessed with the Patriots?

So hard. He's hall of fame talent trying to make Jameis look good.

AFC is a shitshow so there's nothing outlandish about that prediction

BUCS VS PANTHERS
GET IN HERE

Who's /nfl/ got winning the debate tonight?
For me, it's Andrew Yang.

>jameis loseton hasn’t won a road game in 12 tries

>cocky after week 1
Please tell me you don't think the NFL is sorted out until well after week 5.

btw im gay if that makes any difference

He was never good, he was a running back that threw sometimes.

what if they do

So Lamar niggson of the Baltipoor Niggerbirds

What if they don't tho

id be sad

Yeah you're right. New Jersey is in NYC.

>is KCK KCMO?

Here's your city bro.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kansas_City,_Missouri

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Winning the DNC is like winning the Special Olympics. No matter what happens, you're still retarded

This one of those 16 digit girls?

>there are no "bad" teams in the AFCE

So funny to see Baltichimps singing his praises because he blew out the dogshit dolphins

I don’t even know what teams are in the AFCE

Starr Derrick Henry or Marquise Brown I’m flex?

I'm feeling the Bern desu senpai.

Patriots have been the only good team in the AFCE for almost twenty years now. Kinda sad when you think about it

dude its obvious you have never been in KC so stop trying to justify using maps that explicitly show and include the metro area in them

none that matter

But dooooood he beat the 27th ranked defense and the 21st ranked pass defense he’s so good

There are like a million "county line roads" all over the country and the whole point of them is that one side is different from the other.

Remove yourself socialist piece of shit

>jest

>beat shit team by 49 points
>beat average teams by 35 points
>beat elite teams by 21 points

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I'll never understand why fans always seem to think their team is good after they beat a shit one.

>socialism bad
>protectionism good

absolutely hilarious

the jets had a defense that literally carried them to the AFCCG in 2009 and 2010 what are you talking about lol

>this one dude replying to himself
LMAO

The last two things didn't happen

I'm a Pats fan who shit on AB and still will but that rape case is retarded.

>cucking good
>white people bad

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You’re pathetic

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Socialism is bad, unless you admire Venezuela and Cuba and securing business for your own nation's industry is good. Now eat a bullet.

Starts in about 3 mins GTF IN HERE NIGGA

The mind of a bootlicker is a mysterious one, best leave that user to his retardation

>ignoring Norway, Denmark and Sweden

you're only making me laff more

They're still giving this fucking turnover machine in Tampa Bay starts? Who's the backup?

>highest taxes in the world
No

>happiest in the world
Yes

>reddit thinks you can measure a countries happiness
lol

>Norway, Denmark, and Sweden are socialist
Yikes

They have lower corporate tax rates then we do.

nationmaster.com/country-info/compare/Sweden/United-States/Economy/Tax

>posting an edited screenshot
LMAO

>the absolute state of this thread

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Dilate.

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try not to get a dui on your way to mcdonalds ya buttpirate

>Norway, Denmark and Sweden are socialist countries
the dumbest thing i've read on this general

That idea is heavily promoted by the left in america. I guess because they don't know how to google.

>i-it's not socialism if you can vote!

We need to gas anyone who voted for Trump or Hillary.

You're pretty retarded if you think you can measure something subjective like happiness. You're even more retarded to try corelate it with socialism and as a fun fact, Denmark ranks top with people on antidepressants.

The US's highest marginal tax rate is 6 times higher than Sweden's.

*in the primaries

They also pay 50% of their income in tax and they have sales tax on shit as mundane as toilet paper. When people try to pass them off as this great place because they can go to the ER for "free" I can't help but laugh

>free market
>socialism
anyway, stop talking about off-topic shit.

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We need to gas anyone who's a socialist

baste.

>i just summed up an entire national economic, fiscal and taxation policy in one sentence guys!

We need to gas /nfl/

They have socialist policies, only a retard denies this.

We have sales tax on toilet paper bro (unless you're in Oregon, Connecticut, or R.I.) but they have high property tax.

They're literally not socialism. They're a corporate tax haven with a strong welfare state that's carried almost entirely on the shoulders of the middle class.

yes but it's not socialism.

Do they have any nationalized industries?

Every single country does, retard

Nope. Ever. Period. End of story. America should have boycotted the last election cycle. It was an obvious set up. There should be a presidential quorum. Unless 60% of the population votes then neither candidate wins and new candidates must and the executive duties are carried out by the speaker of the House, the previous President, and the Vice President in turn every 6 months until a valid election with quorum happens.

No, retards on the left have called anything done by the government to be socialism to make it more acceptable to uninformed. Scandinavian countries have policies directed towards the redistribution of income

They do

We should just have the civil war already and stop putting it off.

>they're a corporate tax haven

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Most corporate tax havens are in the Caribbean and Switzerland

We most certainly do not. Sales tax primarily applies mostly to luxury goods unless you live in a retarded state. Even then, their spending power is smaller than ours

Maybe, I was pondering this today and it sure would be nice to clean up the gene pool and get rid of the cannon fodder. Unfortunately it would get all guerilla now a days and turn into Balkans or Syrian type of mess and I really just want to focus on the people stupid enough to vote for people like Trump and Hillary.

Everyone just ignore the histrionic leftist and go back to talking about football.

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Sales tax applies to everything sold except food bud.

>weather delay
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Depends on the state chooch

I was exaggerating.

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Only if your state is shit

Whoops. The 3.56% is Sweden and the 47.97% is the USA.

This.

>practical guarantee of brain injury
>no problem
>fractional chance of getting hit by lightning
>play stopped

Now tell me the effective rate. it's like when retards bring up the tax rate from the 50s while being ignorant of what the effective rate was.

>career doesn't even last 10 years
>gets his number retired
What do the Titans mean by this?

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It was a loss even if it doesn't go in the L column.

if they die, they die.

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You're a fucking retard lol

You're also a fucking retard. Neither of you two knows very much about sales tax

Based turkbro

Antonio Brown is number 17, and he's gonna be playing on sunday.

It's for the fans too I guess. Seems like there should be enough super tall lightening rods at stadiums for anyone's saftey to be a nonfactor.

/Bills Owl 2020/

Well I would expect the differences between marginal rates to be a good mirror for the differences between effective rates.

Sales tax varies by state you fucking idiot so it's not the same for everyone.

Has the NFL done away with the color rush jerseys?

I know, I'm a tax accountant. I'd wager I know more about your states tax than you do. which is why you sound retarded

No but I don't think it starts til like week 4 or 5 or something.

>my tax accountant could be on espee
Not sure how I feel about this.

Its after work hours buddy I ain't doing it on your dime. Just imagine we would be much better pals. Not like I'm old gay or bradys sixth knee

Had three/four good years, gets his shit wrecked by Ray Lewis and regresses heavily due to Jeff Fisher induced over-use.

LolThumbtacks.

>NFL network soibois

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I mean it's not like there are many great Titans players to choose from

You didnt have to say it :(

Irish bro what part of the island are you from

I feel like the Titans kinda get a pass for how inept their franchise is because it seems newer than it is. Like they kinda sneak in there with the Jags/panths/toxins because of their 90s aesthetic but they have been around for 50 years going back to the Oilers and they've never won an owl and only appeared once.

You couldn't be more correct honestly. I think of them that way and I fuckin know better.

Do you mean the Republic or the North? I'm from the Republic. Northerners have British flags on Yea Forums.

Yes

Oh I didnt know that. I meant what part of ireland like the nearest big city though

I think the Pats are gonna make the playoffs this year

19-0

Do they own all the Oilers history?

nah

Does anyone have that graph from last season of NFL players weight vs top speed? It was posted a few times when people were talking about Derrick Henry because he's a god damn freak and is about as big an outlier on that graph as possible.

What dude this is the best Believe defense EVER

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Yes, they took it with them when they left. They even retired Warren Moon's jersey during their first year in Nashville.

Ok I was off about Moon's jersey being retired their first year in Nashville as he was still playing at the time, but they did end up retiring it.

That must have been awkward

Yup and this is why we're cursed with the ugly Toxins and will never be blessed with the aesthetic Houston Oilers uniforms. So sad bros. Such a beautiful colorway and fit. Legit my favorite unis that arent>myteam

DAS A W

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I'm sure it was. Imagine spending 10 years of your career with a franchise to have that same franchise leave the town you played in and then retire your jersey in front of a crowd of people that likely never saw you play.

Why didn't other franchises take their team history with them when they left?

Imagine playing for a franchise irrelevant enough to relocate in the first place, some of them twice...

more jameis loseston haha get it

The only team that didn't was the Ravens because the city of Cleveland won a case.

You now remember Jameis Winston getting absolutely BTFO in his first game by the best player in the 2015 draft

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Why did the Oilers even move to Nashville in the first place?

That’s kind of petty of cleveland

$$

>it was more lucrative to move to bumfuck Nashville than to stay in Houston

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>AB working out at TB12

Belishit SEETHING rn

When they moved Texas was 100% owned by the cowboys, there was no market there

Why would he care?

You're on Yea Forums slash Yea Forums. I'm guessing you're a pretty fucking terrible accountant. I can't imagine anyone actually competent posting here.

>4 person halftime shows
unwatchable

>Connecticut
We have high taxes on everything someone please get me out of here

I refuse to believe the Oilers were less popular in the 90s than the Texans are now. No one gives a fuck about the Texans. The Oilers had a few years that felt relevant.

Not really. Every city should have done it. Relocating is gay as fuck. BaseKetball rules should be in effect for all leagues.

Idk man I've never had any complaints. Just never outgrew shitposting I guess. Being able to post here makes it so I dont gotta say retard and faggot in the office. In a way this place helps me keep my job

your sister is hot

How HYPE are you guys for Titans vs Jags??

Same. I have a nice family and job and still shitpost throughout the day. It makes me laugh

Your wife ever ask what you're up to? My gf asked what I was doing the other day when I was fucking around and I just said nothing and she shut up cause she didnt care enough but I know shes caught it out of the corner of her eye

Shitty take m8

So odd year meme is dead, right? Panthers struggling with Jameis Winston and the Bucs at home. Kek.

Not him but my wife knows. I stick to blue boards. Yea Forums is essentially just like being on Reddit I told her but I prefer the UI. I dunno why Reddit gets a pass in normiedom they have as many fucked up subs as we do threads.

I was hype for all 19 Jaguars games this year but then BDN died

I started on Yea Forums so yeah I mean obviously that ain't gonna fly. I just use /o/ and Yea Forums and she will never see anything that's getting me in a conversation

You did hear he’s slated to come back week 11, right?

Gronk is coming back Week 14

No, he isn’t. Watch the actual clip. He was kidding.

Breaking his arm again, back out week 15. Gets paid and a free ring. God damnit bros when will it stop

She doesn't really distinguish Yea Forums from any other website, so she never says anything. I'll tell her jokes and show her stuff if I think she'll laugh. She doesn't care if I look at nudes

>Slept on again
I like it, desu. Better than being overhyped. They’ll be on the bandwagon by week 4

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Cool wife, well done bro

>tfw you actually thought I was serious
You’re a fucking idiot, “bro”. Nobody on here has an SO.

Oof the sad desperation you must feel to attempt to disrupt random folks getting along pleasantly is truly disturbing. For what it's worth, I'd say hello if I met you. I'd treat you pleasantly like a human being. You're worth more than your actions imply. I hope you recover

Wow what a gentleman! *tips fedora*

You've been on /pol/ too long bud. Luckily for us both this thread has hit limit

Garoppolo is a fraud. Praise Minshew

who minshew?

New
New shit

>>they don't have official NFL rings

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