This is supposed to be your "Greatest Champions League player ever"? Half as many goals last CL as a literal midget?

This is supposed to be your "Greatest Champions League player ever"? Half as many goals last CL as a literal midget?

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Based MareGOD

ALL HAIL THE MAREGOD

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>the black Bas Dost

Based Tadic.

BASED MAREGOD MAKES WHITE WOMEN WET AND WHITEBOIS COVER IN FEAR!

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>While not a medical term, [the term midget] has been applied to persons of unusually short stature, often with the medical condition dwarfism
>In humans, [dwarfism] is sometimes defined as an adult height of less than 147 centimetres (4 ft 10 in), regardless of sex
>Lionel Messi's height: 1.70 m (5 ft 7 in)
I don't think Messi is a literal midget

>being this uptight

>t.manlet

Don't worry Hans, I'm sure you're just a late bloomer, you'll hit a growth spurt soon

>8 goals
>can't even reach the QF

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half as many, you say?

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Lewandowski is a massive bully. He only scores against small teams. I miss 2013 Lewandowski

This thread doesn't have any Porto frogs. Please correct this mistake.

he peaked in 2012-15

impressive, and he totally disappeared after the first leg of the quarterfinals

>thinks 5'7 isn't a midget in the mind of a female

height is only a fetish for some women

right away :)

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half as many, you say?

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no offside goals allowed anymore

Half as many, you say?

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this cope, height is mentally built into women to like because back in the stone age they needed tall men to look over the tall grass for predators

More like the black Seferovic. Dost can actually score without needing 10 chances.

>YES MAREGOD PLEASE FUCK MY WIFE WHILE I WATCH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

>cuts out minutes played
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Would you rather have a manlet like Rafa fucking your wife?

Racism is not allowed in Portugal. I'm gonna tell Costa

Yes.

calm down, samefag.

I only posted 95403438. The other poster is clearly obsessed with Marega's qualities outside the pitch