Chicago Cubs @ San Diego Padres Official Gamethread

>Chicago Cubs
1. Anthony Rizzo (L) 1B
2. Nicholas Castellanos (R) RF
3. Kyle Schwarber (L) LF
4. Kris Bryant (R) 3B
5. Victor Caratini (S) C
6. Jason Heyward (L) CF
7. Ian Happ (S) 2B
8. Nico Hoerner (R) SS
9. Yu Darvish (R) P

>San Diego Padres
1. Greg Garcia (L) 2B
2. Nick Martini (L) LF
3. Wil Myers (R) CF
4. Eric Hosmer (L) 1B
5. Josh Naylor (L) RF
6. Ty France (R) 3B
7. Austin Allen (L) C
8. Luis Urias (R) SS
9. Dinelson Lamet (R) P

Game Notes
▩ Start Time: 2:40pm CST
▩ Gametime Temp: 76°F
▩ Chance of Precip: 0%
▩ No transactions

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>cusb

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kek scuba

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The best lead off hitter in baseball does it again

Good afternoon, everyone. Lets all have a great game today.

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nice baserunning, schwarshit

sup dadsbro

Not much. Just looking forward to passing a few hours at work listening to the game, and posting with you fine anons.

Sac fly Bryant, Rizzo scores!
1-0

The greatest lead off hitter of all time does it again.

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that sucks
>mfw have to work in 3 hours
:(

Ehhh. Could be worse. I've only got 2 and a half hours left, so if the Dads and Cubs play it right, this could be how I end the day. Sorry for you though, user. An afternoon shift is something I wouldn't want.

>That Knuckle Curve by Darvish

evening shift with this time

Maddon should just keep him there, you want a high OBP guy leading off and he's the perfect fit.

Trade Happ for pitching

You mind sharing the industry you work in?

>GIDP
At least the Cubs made sure to say Hoerner wasn't a savior after his first game.

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>Super Happy fun ball?
>We're using that right now, we don't need that.
Subtle jabs at the juiced balls.

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I'm actually watching this anime lmao

>Yu is locked in in
If there's a bright point of the season, it's Darvish's ascension to an ace.

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Jesus christ Cubs fans are almost as bad as blackhawks fans

there's only 1 guy posting lol

Perfect game broken up!

Cusb lifelongs on suicide watch!!

Nice cover

umpubs

these umpub assholes

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>6 K's through 3
Caratini with some hard sells too.

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protip: if you like season 1, skip season 2, read about it to get an idea of what happened, then watch the movie

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>Scwarber evading the tag to steal 3rd

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based happbro

HAPP WITH A BASE HIT! SCHWARBER AND BRYANT SCORES!
3-0

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Happ's redemption arc

It'll end with him getting traded for middle relief.

>8 K's through 4
Unless something catastrophic happens, he'll probably hit double digits.

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>The best lead off hitter in baseball grounds out
It's over...

T..Take that back

>Randy Ro got claimed by the Royals
RIP

Why did we DFA him? Wasn't he decent?

>Poo darvish thought that was a strike

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incoming 3-run blast

umpubs at it again

nah

>11ks through 5
He'll get one more inning on a short leash given how his pitch count was inflated with the walks.

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LMAOing at your life

retard

Dunno what is this thread about but I'm only here for an anime girls.

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Good Guys: Cubs
Bad Guys: Everyone not the Cubs

Castellanos value continues to drop

Boys, I've got a question.
There is a girl who invited me to take some booze and binge watch a trash show with her at her place tomorrow. Above average chance of getting laid. On one hand, it'd get me off the schnide I've been on, but on the other, it's a really trash show, and I know I'm gonna be bored. Obvious choice is to ignore the quality of the show and prioritize nutting, right?

nice """defense""" you got there, cubs
no i retract that, I'm glad Castellanos is happy now that he's not in the black hole of detroit

>Girl
LOL

what show is it? very important for informing how we advise you.

The new season of The Ranch.

oh baseball
I have one react image with their hat

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What a shitty manga that was.

dunno. some Irish user post it a few days ago

>Girl
OH NO NO NO

eh, it's got sam elliott in it. you probably won't die watching it. go get your dick wet

I see lifelongs are okay when umpball benefits them

I never call it out either way. It's just one guy spamming it.

what do you expect from this subhuman fanbase

What was that?

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helluva game by YU

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Thanks, bro. Will do.

14 Ks through 6
Strands the lead off triple, is in line for the win and earns a quality start.
Helluva a game by Yu.

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Won't matter once the bullpen blows it again

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not today

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Happ with the cheekiest bunt, Heyward to third!

Nico needs to get a home run here, or else the pen will blow it and they'll all need to commit seppiku.

>21.60 ERA
This means he's going to go 1-2-3 against the Cubs

did >our check finally clear?

FUCK YOU THEO FUCK YOU...TRADE RIZZO FOR PITCHING

This ump has been thoroughly trash for both sides.
Electronic strike zone when?

>Trading the best lead off pitcher in base ball.

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Zobrist with a fielder's choice, but Heyward scores!
4-0

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>cusb bullpen time

pls no

>Ryan with old
2 more innings to go

schwarbie time!

>rocket city trash pandas
I need a ballcap.

Great ab

Kemp taking one for the team

Kek

Special needs player strikes again

That was not a very egregious call

It was a strike.

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COME ON CUBS

incoming salami ;)

Oh we can't have no drama game, or nice things.

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Goddamn it

Are you fucking kidding me

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[W]
Wouldn't be a Cubs game without drama.
But the Pen doesn't blow this Darvish gem.

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Thank god... Gg padres

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