/cric/

on lexapro, circadin and zyrtec lads
bit of a cocktail desu but I have to get through another shitty semester

based sebbo

fuck up sebbo I don’t want you to ever reply to me you fat cunt fuck off

these past couple of days have been a test. all those times seething freshies would say josh reynolds isnt relevant and such and yet did you see how many times yesterday people were saying things like "does this cunt even know how josh reynolds posts". and all that hysteria around whether or not this is the original josh reynolds or not.

just goes to prove that yes, i am relevant. i always have been relevant. and it makes you angry. maybe more angry now than ever. and that pleases me lmao.

>just goes to prove that yes, i am relevant. i always have been relevant. and it makes you angry. maybe more angry now than ever. and that pleases me lmao.

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Told all of you faggots yesterday Marsh is class and that hasn't reached his potential yet.
Boy am I smug now.

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But see: ICC Test Championship

Bit peckish

fuck up fake josh

Da grig

Was bagging out M Marsh at work yesterday and now i got a bloke giving me shit about it
Still stand by it though as i don't rate his batting and he would be far better as a dedicated bowler
He has been one of Australias biggest swing bowlers in recent years

So true

No, this is payback for colonialism.

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this is the thread lads

you may now post in this thread

all posts before this are deemed to not have existed

This is the thread
Leave the other idiots alone and keep using this one and then use the other one

>ashes end
>rugby world cup starts
el basado de sportados

>sleep until 3
>get up eat some cereal have a coffee
time to go back to sleep on the couch. wake me when the cricket and footy start.

>this fucking freshie giving orders
get the fuck out of here earlycunt
we're in here lads

>needing caffeine to function
How does it feel to be strung along like the goyim you are

>hmmm one thread made at 2am
>the other made like 15 minutes ago
Wonder which one we should use

>go into other thread
>sebbo posting with his trip
>fake joshie
nope.jpg

Can't wait for the cricket to start
Sick of the shit that happens when days play ends or the wait between tests lately

keikaku doori

the one not made by a seething earlycunt i.e. not this one

>Easts vs Souths
>ashes cricket afterwards
might get a fucking buzz on lads, what a night of sport.

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLADS!!!!!

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nobody cares dumb cunt

HOLY MOTHER OF BIG NEWS

BREAKING: just did a big poo

Anyone want to watch this with me before the cricket starts?

youtube.com/watch?v=Y_xb_JnXGeI

Dude got 2 test centuries.

Where at? The LA complex?
I thought your association had "issues".

Fort Lauderdale. Last I heard it was the only ground in the US approved by the ICC for world cricket.

>earlycunt
>freshie
>associates with fatguts
disgraceful lad

reminder that sebbo is a kiwi and attended waikato uni

proof or shut the fuck up fat cunt.

posted it yonks ago brainlet

I meant money issues. Not sure what happen, I suspect the ICC gave a US cricket official money and that been misused or "misplaced".

Oh yeah

The USACA got disbanded a few years ago after ICC expelled them

They've been replaced by USA Cricket

What was the problem?
And what happened to all those old cricket clubs in the US 100 years ago?

USACA shit

I hit something accidentally and now the replies look like this. how the fuck do i change it back lads?

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>What was the problem?

fuck if I know

wiki says there were issues with the USACA constitution related to transparency and similar things that were incompatible with ICC membership, and there was some issue of a $200k loan (though that might've just been called in because of the constitution thing; they'd also been refused funding for awhile as well)

>And what happened to all those old cricket clubs in the US 100 years ago?

local cricket is still a thing here, but really everything went baseball around the time of the civil war

Haha griget starts soon

It's odd though.
You guys literally turned the modern game into what it is and then you disappeared.
It just doesn't make any sense.

ha HA

My dear commonwealth bros.

watching rally vids lads

miss colin mccrae

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cricket_in_the_United_States
>In 2006 it was estimated that 30,000 people in the United States play or watch cricket annually.[5] By 2017, this figure had risen to 200,000 people playing cricket in 6,000 teams.[16]
Whaaaat.
That's nearing state level participation here.
They tried a tournament that failed in 2005, but I don't think that will happen this time with 200,000 players in murrica playing. I did not know it had grown that much.

we're in here ladies

youtube.com/watch?v=qh_ln0FAtpU

Warner set to make a BIG score for us lads. I reckon a meaty 186 (231)
His redemption arc starts now that he is on a batting friendly wicket
Feel to screen cap this lads

Which one is the real thread

earlycunt freshies here, /cric/ lads in the other.

aussies and normal people here

seething kiwi in the other thread

That other thread is horrible

the real thread with all the funny banter and cricket knowledge

This is the thread

>thread splitting after 14 hours
KEK

>drop roy
>suddenly have a top order
shocked by this

can I hang out here? my thread is awful.

Bit too late for this brainy move

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>Siddle is playing instead of the big bull Pattinson mmmmmm.

what did shane warne mean by this

>mfw this was a tactical loss

*tactically lose the ashes*

lose to win

Based worldwide sebgang

Congrats to the Chad Denly and his Wife Stacy for giving birth to their second child
England deserve to win now i reckon

Why is it that a dog's breakfast is a bad thing whilst a dog's bollocks is a good thing?

reckon this is the thread

Hope you're back is feeling better lad.

What do the teams eat during lunch?

Food i reckon

beans

is it just me or does warnie want to fuck that subhuman coloured

I always imagine it's sandwiches, but that's probably more at tea. Maybe jacket potatoes.

do you eat soup or drink soup?

cucumber sammies and a cup of milky earl grey

Think I've found the pure, unfiltered form of the Ausfailian Cucket Bogan

reddit.com/user/AussieCricFan/

Literally every post is a pure cliche

What is the most runs scored in an Ashes Series and a series overall?

Reminder that Smith is the leading run scorer for the ICC World Test Championship so far

You know who; 974 runs. Ashes AND outright series.

Tell me about cellular energy lads

>is it just me or does warnie want to fuck that subhuman coloured
Nah it's just you who wants to fuck him.

I swear someone beat Bradmans 974 though at some point in other series

Poor Joshie

this umpire isnt missing any lunches lmao

Helps you grow muscle lad and stay fit
t.Clarke

Please just get him out

Will Labuschange score a century finally?
Legit gonna be so happy if he does with Smith at the crease

Laxman?

Nah; only recent player to even come close in the Ashes is Cook in Australia 10/11 with 766 and outright is Smith in Australia against India 14/15 with 769.

>Broad looking like he is about to have a sook
So, looks like England are gonna complain to the umps about the ball soon
Yeah, i thought Laxman took the top spot in any series

feel like this was a cute post that deserves more attention. dont just ignore cute posts because you are jealous of me, freshies.

Curry pot noodle and cup of coffee for lunch

Using stats.espncricinfo.com/ci/content/records/282849.html so unsure.

the milky tea put me off

Smith will likely surpass both of those this series, maybe even this innings.

Might leak my gf's nudes.

>stats.espncricinfo.com/ci/content/records/282849.html
Nah, that is the correct one to look at
Just been ages i guess since i last checked

Enjoying this discussion about Tasmania

>Root still bowling Archer

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Can not stop, will not stop.

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So, we have seen the Smith redemption Arc and the M Marsh Redemption Arc
Who is next?

What did Bitchell Marsh it do?

Be MMarsh

It seems every commentator fucking despises Warne lmao

Warner needs one

will we see one tho?

Anyone here watch the Death Stranding gameplay footage?

So why don't England just bowl out Labuschagne so they don't open the tail
If i was Root i would tell my fielders to relax when Smith is facing the bowlers to save energy and go full force against Labuschagne
Or do the smart thing and bowl Leach already

wouldn't mind an england batsman that isnt burns and stokes getting some runs if that counts

So a Root redemption triple century arc?
Yeah this summer against shit teams ala Pakistan and NZ on Warner's fav pitches that are Aussie ones

Because he speaks whatever he thinks no matter if it's not PC or even entirely true.

>The best tactic to Smith is consistently bowl it wide and hope he makes a mistake and edges it

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wouldn't mind an australia batsman that isnt labuschagne and smith getting some runs if that counts

>The Coward Joe Root still not bowling Leach

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Isn't test cricket great

Leach to get 6 sixes in an over in the return innings. Just feeling I have.

Yeah. Im still undecided. Some of the details looks nice but it will be mostly walking. Will wait and see.

Ah yes, just keep bowling short, i am sure you will hit the wickets one day

smith out for 30 lads

After reading about what was actually happening and what the systems are I was sold, but not before it.
Also a turn based Yakuza game with a class system like FF5 is a dream game for me.

>England can't even shine the same side of the ball

Would be pretty funny of Smith that after failed review of England to get him out off Archer's bowling he throws his wicket away first ball the next bowler

Still can't actually believe sandpaper gate happened though, anyone could have come up with a better way to cheat.

Reckon the best tactic is to whack Smith in the noggin and make him crawl, dazed, to the rope.

>anyone could have come up with a better way to cheat.
I'm all ears

There is worse ways actually
Remember some Indian i think who bit the ball

sandpaper but integrated into the pants

Leach would have had Smith already tbqh
Coward tactics by Root here

that was based retard afridi, the most overrated batsman in modern cricket

How would you advise The Coward Joe Root in his current position?

Wonder what was going through his head when he decided to bite the ball

attach or coat something opaque and abrasive to your white pants. when its your time to rub the ball make sure you're away from the umps and batter. idk, but sit down and have a think about it.

so warner gets dropped from test cricket after this right

I would tell my other batsman that we should confuse the opposition by saying to run after every ball is hit to make them scramble to get it

based warnie just got a massive chocolate cake in the comm box lads

WARNIES GOT A CAKE ON SIDDLES BIRTHDAY

>Warnie's 50

Where did the time go.

>he had a foursome the other day in what was probably to celebrate his birthday as he wouldn't be able to do it while a game is on
BASED WARNIE

who could have been the mastermind??

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you need him to flat track bully us in australia on boxing day mate

quick question, bla: has it already been established that labiashame is elite

>gorilla injures promising player
disgusting

>Smith Jnr hit on the arm by Archer
WATCH OUT FOR YOUR NECK. IT'LL BE NEXT.

Geoffrey boycott on bbctms now lads.

>have to try and injure our second best batsman to win
Bodyline starting again by England i see
Also Labuschagne should wear the arm guard already

ah yes the classic archer murderball

Find some diet which gives your sweat a high sugar content. Easy shine, ez swing. Simple as

*sir geoffrey boycott

Sacrifice Curran Beamer at Smith’s head

Reckon Archer deserves to get Phil Hughes'd.

no

Pretty awful present desu. One of the prossies was shown from front on and she was a shocker.

>recycling a 20 hour old thread

>England celebrating bodyline
England cheating again as usual

>he is knighted, ya know

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>Find some diet which gives your sweat a high sugar content
You mean like eating bananas non stop?

need archer out of business

climate change m8, gotta do our part in eliminating carbon footprint

He shouldn't stand yards past his off stump then, the silly prick

Just realised I haven't fapped for a few weeks. I wasn't even making a conscious effort.

no racism

>"@Ricky - As an Australian, I can say I am very, very bored of these two, so much so that I switch the channel and go and watch something else for an hour or two, and am happy to see that they are still there when I flick back. It's a good bored."
Highly doubt this guy is Australian
This is a great performance from Smith and Labuschagne

Cunt I bet you were in the BBC question time audience last night.

Kys

Bananas, lollies i dunno

>Impressive parternship
not even 100 runs deep yet, the English are totally cooked when it comes to Smith

tad harsh, mate

I've been emotionally abusive towards my girlfriend the past week or so, and I have to say it's quite a good feeling seeing her get all submissive, sad, thinking she's done something wrong and trying to make it up to me.

Serious question, what actually makes Smith so good?

Cricketers shouldn't be knighted

RIP your test level. not wanting to fap is the start of your natural test declining

Why dont they just let labuschagne open

His reputation, we don't even try to get him out

Prozzies tend to be mingers. A pretty girl doesn't need to become a prostitute, think about it

Should be Burns and Renshaw and you know it

regret drinking and shan't be looking through the catalogue as I made many a shitpost last night

we could have had two burns opening for every testmatch this ashes baka

women crave that suit you have to mentally abuse them they're addicted to the emotional up's and down's, fucking nutjobs lol

>Still not bringing on Leach
What the fuck is the Coward Joe Root even doing, Smith has played Spin horribly this series compared to pace

Depends where you are. If being a prostitute pays better than anything else you'll get stunning prostitutes like Romania

The England team cries out for a bowler in the calibre of Rashid or Ali

What was Labuschagne shaking his head side to side for?

Surely with steve smiths terrible colts cricket tier technique there must be a weakness somewhere.

Prior to that it was a daily thing though. Surely your test doesn't fall off a cliff overnight.

>England already showing their lack of will in fielding
that was an easy stop as a slip
Smith himself is the weakness, let him get the century so he starts playing more freely

Maybe you’re depressed

Marnus is a committed Christian and was brought up in a Christian household; however, he committed to his faith aged 17. On his faith, Marnus says, “Sport is a fickle game and injuries play a big part. In the big scheme of things, what you’re worth, what you put your value in, isn’t out there on the pitch; it’s internal and in Christ... cricket is always going to be up and down and if you have [Jesus Christ as] a constant in your life, it makes life a lot easier."[4]

He is an opponent of gay marriage.[5]

Good.

wtf I love Marnie now

That's quite likely.

Can confirm that even being depressed doesn't stop getting horny
t.someone who has been depressed for several years now and still jacks it daily

Jofra bowls so much I swear. Call the english equivalent to fairwork i reckon.

going to get dropped once that poofter in qantas finds out

Hand-eye coordination. To make that technique work it would need to be superhuman tier

>He is an opponent of gay marriage.
Holy fucking based
Love the man even more and more

>T. Football hooligan

yea but its hard to cum on SSRIs. you have to nearly have a heart attack to bust

Holy based

First human to achieve precognition

>tfw me mum will NOT travel to the UK on moral grounds
BASED MUM
A
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E
D

Will Labuschagne make a century today?

Can confirm for yourself, it can completely wipe out some people’s libido

>Out of Labuschane's 46, 40 of them have come in boundaries
How can one man be so based?
Been on pristiq for ages and still have no trouble

t. Paddy "Proudly 1/64 Irish" O'Sullivan

Never had this problem. I think I had a low dose though.

Last two digits is his score

Fair enough
I read the side effects when i took my meds and was like yes, wont want to jerk it much, but alas still get horny so easily

Can runs be deducted?

Dubs and err.. ahh.. Smith gets 200 again for his country

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Don't want him to get his 50 any more desu.

:]

PLUMB

youtube.com/watch?v=ysGtBZX32I0

Nice

Bit confused why anyone would care about his political leanings.

cant be 50 and out man if you don't get to 50 :')

new

based and Christpilled

GONE, FUCK OFF YOU HOMOPHOBIC PIECE OF SHIT, GET OFF THE FIELD BATTY CUNT

>This is the power of triples

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no

Missing leg desu

Fuck you homo cunt

BASED MEME MAGIC TRIPS

Our guy is never going to get a century, is he bros?

well done

Question answered!

BASED LABIASHAMUS
A
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Don't get that, thought you had to not be playing a shot to be LBW and that people have said blocking is a shot
LBW rule is in shambles

I'm a big fan of bowling at the stumps

this is wade's finest hour
the whole of australia watches with baited breath

your mind is the only thing in shambles m8

Bowl easy leaves for Smith exclusively. Let him sit and get frustrated. Meanwhile bowl out the tail at the other end. The autist will eventually get frustrated and flash at one

That's what you get for calling him Bradman 3.0 when the real difference was that he's just better at batting than the rest of your fucking dog batsmen as well as our shit team.

I'm a big fan of working the ball to the leg side for a single.

Fucking hate christians. arrogant sanctimonius cunts.

WTF i love bairstow now, that was hilarious

basedstow dabbing on smudge

My breath smells like mint

what is this cunt's problem

>teasing based autism man
Smith about to punish this bowling attack lads

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t mudslime

Don't bully our autist you shithead

>bairstow dabs all over smoth
fuck JONNY YOUVE JUST ACTIVATED HIS AUTISM

Reckon that should've been a five run penalty tbtqphwy.

No way man that's just some banter

based autism dive

>getting smith dirty

he's gonna be pissed

We know if it were the other way around we wouldn't hear the end of it for the next week or so

Into the tail now lads

has a batsman ever tripped while running between the stumps

cheeky mysterious australian swing

Definitely, but that doesn't mean it wasn't funny as fuck

Paine wouldn't do it lad
Too much of a nice guy

And that is where you're wrong knobhead it's well know you cunts can't take banter, warney proved it on twitter last week or whenever it was.

yasir shah lost a shoe once

We'll have a dive, mate

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>It is a Smith gets stranded while his team collapse around him episode
Sick of these re runs tbqh

SHOT

Weird how the Aussie reaction to the English cricket press being over sensitive is to be even more sensitive in response

what a lad

Bairstow acting like he caught it lel

So how many runs is awarded for fake fielding?

youtube.com/watch?v=4H1HOmafj20

Very strange it's almost like their balls have finally been eroded away by sandpaper.

should be an automatic 50
just not cricket. simple as

41.5.1 In addition to 41.4, it is unfair for any fielder wilfully to attempt, by word or action, to distract, deceive or obstruct either batsman after the striker has received the ball. 41.5.2 It is for either one of the umpires to decide whether any distraction, deception or obstruction is wilful or not.
So he clearly broke the law, why is it that Umps don't do anything?

some very sharp noses in the commentary box right now

lol. didn't notice that

big fan of nasser's hairline

running all over the pitch baka

Imagine losing the ashes on your own soil.

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>me when labiashamus finally gets his century
youtu.be/kyUusf0pOLc
MAjor chhOooooOoooonus btw

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What the fuck is up with S. Currans hairdo?

Smith was too busy having fun, rolling round in the dirt to notice.

le zoomer lad look

The Anglo woodpecker.
M8 we have worse noses 2bh.

>Still no Leach
What the fuck is Root doing lads?

>draw series
>lose it
um, no sweetie

why are there so many mercenaries from south africa
just play for your own side you traitors

You can't lose something you didn't have, mate.

Saving him to open the batting in the 2nd innings

Thank you very much I'll take that (You)

Think the Currans are from Rhodesia

The urn is all that matters and we retained it kiddo.
Also is it me or is Smith's tourettes getting worse?

archer shan't like that one bit

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Yeah, why don't they stay in South Africa?

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south africa is literally a failed state and has been for nearly 30 years

Looks like that fella in harry potter

tbf your nose and ears never stop growing

implying it wasn't shit before it got Mandela'ed

Will Smith score a century

yes

Yes. Unless the rest of the team collapse around him before he gets there.

No significant digits here lad

nobody's that bad at golf surely

waaaaaay over wtf

ah yes
wade

>We'll have a review m8

Not only did they not catch it, it never looked like hitting even if it wasn't edged.

How the fuck did third ump say that didn't hit bat first?
What the fuck are they smoking up there

This 3rd umpiring is getting pretty fucking dodgy

umps most consistent of the Series, dogshit for both teams.

I don't understand why he kept trying to put it in their. Irishman would be like fuck this then, enjoy your own squalor cunts. Don't believe me check out our halting sites, not a fan of those either, I support the rights of the nomad to be a nomad

Why is Marsh lower in the order?

imagine if that was given out lmao

>Not England's cleverest review of the series. One from the Paine school of reviewing, in fact
HOWLING

WE ON CAMERA KUMAR

did Aleem or Joel get a gig as 3rd umpire?

just sounded like he knew it was missing stumps so made the 50/50 call on whether it was an edge early

the wade redemption arc is upon us

remember when joel got a few decisions right and we thought he was on a redemption arc

reckon late september tests will become a much more regular thing in england now

Sir William Wade was an English statesman and diplomat, and Lieutenant of the Tower of London

will warner or bairstow be dropped first

>Hi, i am Ruchira Palliyaguruge and i'll be your third umpire for this match
>*gets several wrong decisions*

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they should, weather's been great

Will Warner was an English poet and lawyer

>You now realise the Tower of London was built by William the Conqueror to strike fear into the Anglo-Saxons
Fuck the Normans. REEE

William Warner (1558? – 9 March 1609) was an English poet and lawyer. He was born in London about 1558. In his later published work, Albion's England, Warner describes his father accompanying explorer Richard Chancellor on a voyage to Russia in 1553 and dying on a voyage to The Guianas in 1557.[1] 17th century historian Anthony Wood states that Warner was educated at Magdalen Hall, Oxford, but there are no records to support this, or that he took a degree there.[1] He practised in London as an attorney, and gained a great reputation among his contemporaries as a poet. He married Anne Dale in 1599 and their son William was born at Ware, Hertfordshire in 1604.[1] Warner died suddenly at Amwell in Hertfordshire on 9 March 1609.[1]

I'd just like to point out that the umpiring this series has been absolutely fucking appalling.

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so long as they're not in the north no worries, light being the issue, else play could start earlier

it really has, at least it's fucked over both sides

It's not like England's temperate climate has any clear period 2bh.

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Will M Marsh make a century?

Don’t have to imagine it I’m watching it
Unlike the Aussies who switch off and leave the ground empty when they’re being beaten

>Even Smith having a go at third umpire

specifically London is grand

I don't like losing.
Only faggots like losing.
Maybe I do like losing.

nervous 140s not far off now lads
smith will be cooked

friday night lads, any stoner comedies?

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Wade 26(29)
Marsh to hit a few sixes for a 30(20)

Yeah, North would not like september. You could start them early maybe.

Looks more convenient to me desu

Biodome

Are you mistsaking us for Pakistan m8?
youtube.com/watch?v=1I_xA83a1hc

Sydney is the same shit but wetter.
I can't stand that sort of climate. Prefer the 3 months of fronts here with 9 months of heat.

Just put the bloody lights ON

wish smith would just fuck off already

Thought that was Big Mick, the Pretend Paddy.

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>Day night tests
Surprised they didn't do this.
Dew issues?

are tommeh is free lads

Don't like the look of that MI5 on the left.

wade out to leach, marsh to come in swinging

I proposed 24 hour endurance matches and got called a retard

Don't forget lads to check the Sion Mills cricket club go fund me.
Thanks for the support, almost half way there in two days.

Bancroft woulda caught that

how do you go about getting autism diagnosed?

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That would be interesting to watch. Players would hate it, especially if they get knocked dead from a bouncer in their fatigue.

I heard he got brainwashed by muslims

Play cricket and let us evaluate your technique

Pay a shrink and suggest you have weird symptoms that you just read about on wikipedia.

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GOAT

GONE
GOT HIM
WALK OFF THE PITCH YOU FUCK

Can't believe we won these ashes lol

:]
>dishonourable review punished
:]]]]]]]]

The state of left handers.
Teachers in the early 1900s were right to smack children when they used their left hand.

>That's an umpire's call
Genuinely surprised by that. Rigged.

This guy

Good review

Honestly thought that pitched outside/on leg stump on the slow-mo. That it actually hit the stumps is laughable.

absolute state of drs

my psychiatrist has referred me for an autism test. 8 month waiting list

I can guarantee that 80% of those umpire's calls have gone against us.

>umpire's call
Jesus.

Still laughing at the Warner one. Mental.

New idea
It can't be umps call anymore
it either hits 100% or it is not a wicket

Ditchal Darsh now has to try and save the day

Australia won the last match (and retained the Ashes) because of umpire's call.

it was hitting you half-abbo bogan retards

dang I feel pretty autistic man, feels like it's getting worse if it's possible

do aussies ever stop whining

Do you want robots?

NHS?

Marsh is a Roy tier test batsmen

can't be that bad surely

Warner is a Roy tier test batsman

>this episode again

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>Strauss by himself in the commentary
hahahahahah
Howling

>marsh is a test batsmen
Yikes.

TMS had a bunch of police just bundle in to the box which caused a lot of confusion

I think I like marsh chances

>smoth dragging pozzstralia single handedly to a score
hmm might have seen this episode before, might see it again as well

>Mitchell Marsh is the new batsman.
>Him and Sam Curran grew up playing cricket together in their back garden.
>Who's going to win the bragging rights in the friendship?
- Callum Matthews

We were 176 for 4

What free stuff do you get if you're autistic?

assume you would get disability bennies as you wouldn't be able to work, maybe even housing benefits idk how the system works at all

That's SIR Strauss to you.

Gonna be on re run all of Australian summer if you are interested m8

I unironically love the English soccer song Three Lions (It's coming home). Cant get that chord progression out of my end from the guitar.

we don't have smith

Yeah. Either there's a lot of potential autists or barely any diagnosticians

They didn't introduce him as Sir Anderew Strauss lad
Not my fault you lads barely care for knighthoods

Tufnell has some highly amusing mannerisms and idiosyncrasies, my missus is a fan she's always giggling at him going ooh and stuff

At what point is it too late to get diagnosed as an autism?

THREE LIONS ON THE SHIRT

They play it semi-regularly on German radio without any irony. They love the song.
They play it WITH irony during tournaments though.

youtube.com/watch?v=nim6wFocEck

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

Curran looks like an anime Cillian when he runs in

>tfw you will never look like an anime Cillian

>just expat indians and pakis

for me, the real anime cillain in this side is either leach or burns.

big fan of cillian murphy, peaky blinders is a great show

Great thing about being PM. You can just knight a guy on a whim. I hope when our economy sinks the crown will start offering out titles for cash again.

Germans are strange, that bloke from Baywatch had a number #1 over there

the scurrying rhodesian did it after his brothers mishap last ashes.

SPDLFM Smith

And it literally started a fashion revolution in this country.

DLF MAXIMUM

Smith dabbing on England once again.

I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE SMITH BRO

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People literally can't even be bothered booing smith anymore

Most consecutive 50+ scores against a team in Tests:
>10 SPD Smith Aus v Eng 2017-2019
>9 Inzamam-ul-Haq Pak v Eng 2001-2006
>8 CH Lloyd WI v Eng 1980-1984
>8 JH Kallis SA v Pak 2007-2010
>8 KC Sangakkara SL v Ban 2009-2014

>Smith's tenth consecutive Ashes fifty
Does anyone beat that?

he's broken them

>almost double 2nd place

he can't keep getting away with it

No Bradman?
Wow.

>Nearly double of second place for leading run scorers this series
>missed 3 innings of play
based

>8 KC Sangakkara SL v Ban 2009-2014
based statpadder

Reminder that Steve Smith is actually English.

Big Inzy was one of my favourite batsmen to watch growing up. Loved how he'd only take off when it looked like going for four.

autism

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Idea: Aim a bouncer at Smith's neck

For me, it's watching Imzamam runouts on youtube. Always gets a laugh out of me.

He's wearing a stem protector now

We tried that. It just made him angry.

got a decent chance of a lead if we can keep Smith off strike

big fan of him falling over the stumps and rolling off

I don't understand why that wasn't the tactic.

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in pakistani club cricket he used to bring 2-3 lads who where volunteer runners to matches with him

>Born 2 June 1989 (age 30) Kogarah, Sydney, New South Wales, Australia

cope

the one where he gets done by rhodes is amazing. Not sure if thats because rhodes is so quick or hes so slow

Honestly, he might be picking up the pace because he thinks the tail will fall.

he looks like he's staring right into you, im telling you he has developed pre cognition.

Bailey's stance is pure kino.

Seeing Lloyd there serves to remind all, probably, of us that we were born too late to really, truly understand how dominant the Windies were.

Don't know why that made me laugh so hard.

What went wrong for Smith in 2015?

He has just been warming up lad

He will look where we cannot — into both feminine and masculine pasts." "Yes, the one who can be many places at once: the Kwisatz Haderach.

That was when he first began to emerge as the GOAT

GOATs are never immediately recognized

Marsh is as rigid as a plank of wood. It's like he's playing with prosthetic limbs and has absolutely no sense of finesse or delicacy. Any edge is going to fly straight to slip at chest height.

gonna go to the servo lads what snacks do ya want

Curran looks so tense when bowling.
It's like he's bowling to Bradman.

Odd style though.

underrated

just waiting for jihad on england now..

Get me a bubblegum bill cheers lad

It's a battle of text book technique with Marsh vs unorthodox technique with Smith right now.

This Curran's a little fella

A quick look at his career stats proves this

TEA

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>Only a couple pitched at 6.5 metres.
Dire.

lole

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Look at this garbage

2 cans of Mother for 50 bucks or whatever deal is going.

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why dont england just bowl him out?

Marsh was smiling when he hit that 4.

thoughts?

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Now you can see why Head is in.

Top 3 are all against England lol.

What in the everliving fuck is going on here

pottery

This is too much autism for me to grasp.

Steve Smith stop this and get back into the nets to make sure you get a hundred

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>6 innings
>more runs than all those batsmen with 10+ innings
>averages 65 runs more than the next best batter with less than 10 innings
How.

west country maffs mate

This guy walks up to your Pakistani bowling attack and hits a half century in 8 consecutive matches, what do?

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>batter
Cringe

Smoth-tism

tease him for being ugly. He looks like a man that enjoys eating whole piglets.

Do a 360 and walk away while letting him fuck my gf (bf)

kek

>one innings at Lord's
There's your answer, beam the cunt

Only if you want to get tonked. Bouncers are only a one off thing with Smith.

Seen this episode a few times

The autist in me is more interested in the subject of the email to Adam Mountford.

That's genuinely fucked. This form is better than Bradman, the best we've ever seen.

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Adam Mountford?

>based mark taylor roasting england in the commentary

Archer disproving the doubters

anyone here ever actually played a test match lads

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Root's average is taking a beating by batting at 3

should warner and harris even count? maybe half a wicket for each

does vidya count?

Yeah, it's rubbish. 50 overs is the best to play imo, and even that takes all fucking day.

We will probably never again see someone with form as good as Smith's has been in our lifetimes. The ICC player rankings rate Smith's form in 2017 as the second best of all time Behind Bradman's. A century (or two) in this test would probably put his current form score above his current best, especially if everyone else bats like shit.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ICC_Player_Rankings#Batsmen_and_Bowlers_with_a_peak_rating_of_900_points_or_more

Unironically missing Moeen Ali

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even if you want to be like that his econ and maiden over ratio is way ahead. He's doing well all things considered. Still, he didn't check if Smoth was dead so there's that.

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More women in cricket? Yay or nay?

yeah, now theres no players to make terrorist jokes about and score free runs off

Maybe

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new thread

As good as McGrath?

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THANK YOU

wanting to know what was written on the otherside

Geez.

I actually have several under my belt but not going to dox myself.

still fuming over that drop lads

no drop has ever hurt me more