/nfl/ General - RETARD Edition

You are extremely slow aren't you user?

DT is almost washed. Plenty of elite teams would cut him.

I cant believe we were robbed of 20 years of prime OJ just because he killed some coal burner. Shit fucking SUCKS

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Boomer OJ is pure kino

Daily reminder the Seahawks will annihilate all of you faggots this year

What's your favorite Tom Brady loss? Mine is the 2013 AFC championship game, where he got shat on at home by a shitty Ravens team, the first time he was exposed as a Gronk baby

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The Superbowl goes to Seattle

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TRUE OR FALSE: The Super Bowl would be more entertaining if the team with the better record going in got to host it.

True because thousands of tickets would have to be reserved till the last moment for home town fans, and then every local superfan will spend their life savings on a ticket and go apeshit.

Also the NFL should be forced to host the SB at its worst venues in blinding snow.

false. the superbowl should always be on neutral ground. If some team lucks out and makes it the year they host, then good on them.

the superbowl should be best of 3

>a drug addict a drunkard and a rapist all walk into an office
>bill belicheat says "you're all representing the patriots this sunday so let's go practice and afterwards we can join the owner of the team and cheat on our wives with asian whores"
kek what a disgusting organization

As much as I'd like it, it would never happen

Have any players been confirmed as having sat out the national anthem during week one?

>shitty Ravens team
>won the owl
pick one

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GUY'S PROBLEM?

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What happened to social media? Here, Reddit, Twitter - doesn’t matter. If you try to discuss football, every reply is one of two types:
1. A lame attempt at a joke
2. Someone getting angry
Where can you go to actually discuss football?

Individual team subreddits, forums, and sb nation pages

you can always try to contribute something positive yourself and not just expect others around you do it for you. welcome to Yea Forums, enjoy your stay reddit tourist.

Fuck no. Football is do or die. You only get one chance. Make it count.

berds

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going to my first ever NFL game on sunday bros, giants vs bills (yes yes i know, but a lot of my friends are giants fans plus one bills fan)
how many games have you been to?

0

Actually looked good in the 4th quarter. Surprising.

Cam Newton can't throw to his left. This is why the Buccs will win tonight.

Sounds pretty based to me

HA! It’s a shame reddit loves this guy because that’s fucking based.

>inject DT with mono and send him in to infect the entire Jets organization
he can't keep getting away with it

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based

i don't get it.

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it's amazing how a mustache changes your perception of a guy, without it he looks like a legit Chad

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That’s the degree journalists all have.

instagram.com/p/B2SJB8glGZP/

kek

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Based. "Communications" is a bullshit degree. I love it.

he's calling journalists retards, although Dobbs is a fucking meme like Neil Tyson Degrasse

that nigger only got a 29 on the wonderlic, fucking Minshew got a 42 which is equivalent to like 150 IQ. Minshew is obviously smart based on how he's been able to meme himself from unknown backup to the 2nd most talked about player in the NFL behind Antonio Brown

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twitter.com/heybucknasty/status/1171810849801101313?s=12

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>black qbs

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I actually can't cope

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You can ONLY reply to this post if your team is 1-0 and every other team in your division is 0-1.

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>jests collapsing
>Dolphins tanking
>Bills
This has to be the easiest Patriots regular season yet. They can't keep getting away with it.

>Watched the game with family
>Mom laughs at Finney not snapping the ball
>Meanwhile I'm SEETHING

Stop. Please.

>the patriot using his helmet to initiate contact at 7 seconds into the webm on the top right of the screen

isn't that a flag?

Tuck me in, let me die....

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based

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>jests collapsing
that implies that they were hyped up to be good before the season. They have been shit for nearly a decade now man.
Bills actually have a chance to have a somewhat decent season depending on how well Allen develops over the season, but more likely than not he will be shit and their team will end up 7-9 at best.

more like >white QBs. BBC QBs like Lamar, Watson, Mahomes, and Dak are taking the league by storm while the only good whitoid QBs in recent years are Wentz and Goof.

The reason why the Jets are collapsing is because of Biological warfare.

philadelphia e/a/gles

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based

Gearing up for 19-0 boys!

>

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Mahomes and Dak aren’t even black and Watson and Jackson suck.

Pats would struggle to make the playoffs if they had to play in the NFC East.

No, because he is hitting the bottom portion of the face mask, while initiating contact with his arms and hands. Its not helmet to helmet, because he didn't actually hit his helmet.

Birds

rolling for Pats

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lets hope for something better?

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>choke
I believe it desu

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chorgs!

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>7
>with LB out
Huh.

Hey guys I don't watch football much but will my home team the browns be okay?

>Pats need a clutch TD to beat the lolphins

oh no no no no

okey

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A shock this guy has played for 20 years and never won anything.

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No

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Raiders

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racist

Cleveland

TYBC

F

Raiders want that revenge on the Pats and AB

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Raiders paid that thot to accuse AP of rape.

It should be determined by the winner of the pro bowl the week prior for true madness

Raiders with the digits again

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No, AB paid the thot to accuse him so he can have ALL the attention, he's making another move we cannot yet understand

Chiefs

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are fucktards

Say what you want about WWII, but the man who killed Hitler is my hero.

If Cleveland losses to the Jets without Durrnald should they be shut down?

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Bills are getting a wildcard at least. This season keeps getting better

First for Dolphins

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Literal HS-tier “humor”

Future unclear, Rolling Pats.

>6. Bills

Rolling for AFC champions

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the Philadelphia Football Eagles

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You must have a communications degree then

Nothing recent though?

>clutch touchdown pass(win)

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>Foles wins the Owl as a backup QB
>makes a deep playoff run the next year as a backup
>goes to Jacksonville as a starter
>injured on debut
>Minshew, the backup, comes in
>22 for 25, 2 TDs and an int
>sets NFL debut and overall team records for pass completion percentage
Post yfw Minshew and Foles form a positive feedback loop of godly backup QB powers

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Future still unclear, rolling Dolphins.

Remember the last time the raiders posters can getting dubs, we (nearly) predicted the owl

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>NOOOOOOOO BRADY CAN'T BE A TRUMP SUPPORTER, THEY ARE NAZIS

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NOOOOOO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING AAAAHHH SAVE ME LT

kek, based as fuck. /pol/mutts destroyed/

#6 with a bullet.

Hitler killed hitler you retard

His wife told him to cut it out

shameful performance on both sides

maybe you should kill yourself

Yeah, nothing recent. Just a 5 year old pic.

Raiders beat thePats in the AFCCG and face the... (first nfc team to get trips) in the owl!

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>islanders sucked for most of 2000's but have returned to being a pretty good team
>mets still up and down but still enjoyable
>nets bullshit their way to get KD and irving, could be really good
>jets still fucking suck
what fucking is wrong with you jets?

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>look whose raping who now

based and newhu-pilled

Packers owl

>play jets in two weeks
>entire pats team gets infected with mono
4d chess

vs. Rams.

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they're cursed by Namath

our Jets are tanking for Jerry Jeudy!

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>Raiders
Anyway, Buccaneers

Oh shit, that was close

Arizona Cardinals

>NOOOOOO HE DIDN'T HAVE ANY NEW PICS MAGA HAT, HE CAN'T BE A DRUMPFTARD

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>GET UP GET UP GET UP

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TREAT YOU LIKE A PRINCESS

I don't like this meme

They can't keep getting away with it

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So he celebrated his 2 wins since 2016 at the White House?

ya mad lil /pol/mutt?

What's his endgame?

SUMMERTIME LOVE
YOU'RE MY SUMMERTIME LOVER

>Had a scout tell me Adam Gase preferred Baker Mayfield's immune system to Sam Darnold's coming out of school
>@AdamSchefter
wtf? How is this a measurable statistic for a player?

he didn't go to white house in 2015 either. What's your point? he just avoids white house. he is still probably a trump supporter.

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Sam Darnold's midwestern ethos means he's not vaccinated

The real truth is she was supposed to come out with the story last week so he would have been cut faster and he forgot to cancel the plan because he is retarded

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Dubs confirms

Fleet would bootyblast both of these shit 2hus

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singles deconfirmed

Only trips can override dubs

singles deconfirms this comment

So much so he avoided celebrating with his friend twice... because his wife said no. Cool story.

Taints

Being subservient to your wife is worse than being a Trump supporter tbqfh

Josh Jacobs!

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arguing with my brother about guice
i say he will never cut it in the nfl because he is soft and keeps getting injured
he said there's no reason to believe that he will keep getting injured
what do you all think

i'm a eagles fan and i like sucking dick

I have a question for /NFL/. As a Colts fan living in Paris, Illinois after my company decided to cross the border about 5 years ago, I see a lot of Bears fans on my frequent work trips to Springfield, Urbana, and Chicago and I want to ask why have so many of them given up and lost all hope after just 1 game? Why do Bears fans do this? I mean it's not like their star QB just suddenly decided to quit on their team and fans but look at how we're handling it. What is wrong with Bears fans?

Flirty nanners

It doesn't matter whether he makes it or not because he's [running back] #1823102347

How mad was she when he fucked Ben Affleck's babysitter?

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Not very, she'll shack up with AB and they'll call it even

>living vicariously through a superior human being/trump supporter

Redskins.

I'm a lifelong Cowboys fan and didn't know where to ask \ on this site, but I've heard you guys are big on interracial porn? You know where I can find some? My wife and her friend Jerome from high school aren't home yet and nofaps been killing me this past month.

I don't think he fucks white girls, he fucked a black Brittany.

HELP ME GURLEY

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Probably not ordinarily but he hasn't got much choice in Massachusetts

Imagine being noticeably upset that your team's quarterback is a Trump supporter lmao.

He mostly likely doesn't wanna cause a shitstorm cuz of retards like you. Who cares if he is a Trump supporter or not. You are making a big deal out of it.

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I CAN'T MY KNEE HURTS

Who did Sam Donald make out with?

that is a lot of seethe for 2 minutes

>Blaming bears fans for giving up 1 game into season when clots fans gave up before the season even began
OH I AM LAFFIN

I'd a cape Verdean.

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The Eagles are winning the subirb owl and I'll tell you why.
-top 3 offensive line will protect Wentz. If he dies anyway, Josh McCown will go folesmagic behind the elite line.
-They are only pretending to have problems at DE. Against washington their best backup was healthy scratched in favor of a guy who needs snaps.
-The defense is fine. Jim Schwartz defense gives up a lot of big plays every single year, it's by design. There are also several corners stashed on IR who will be back for the playoff run.
-Doug is a top flight aggressive HC with nothing but contempt for the BoBs and Mike Tomlins of the world. His presence alone nullifies the biggest advantage new england has over most teams.
-The only NFC teams capable of standing in the Eagles' way are the Saints and Cowboys. The Saints have a noodle arm and the Boys have a game manager at QB.

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Nice, a shame she chose the patriots though

Alright, not bad

>Why do the Patriots lose so many of their road playoff games?
They don't. Most teams lose on the road in the playoffs. Only 5 teams are above .500 on the road in the playoffs. Patriots are the 6th best road playoff team during the Brady era Patriots. Here's a list of every team's road playoff record from 2001-2018.

#01: Rams: 2-1(.666)
#02: Giants: 5-3(.625)
#03: Ravens: 8-6(.571)
#03: Panthers: 4-3(.571)
#05: Steelers: 5-4(.556)
#06: Patriots: 4-4(.500)
#06: 49ers: 3-3(.500)
#06: Buccaneers: 1-1(.500)
#09: Jets: 5-6(.455)
#10: Eagles: 4-5(.444)
#11: Chargers: 3-4(.429)
#12: Packers: 5-7(.417)
#13: Jaguars: 2-3(.400)
#14: Colts: 4-8(.333)
#14: Titans: 2-4(.333)
#14: Redskins: 1-2(.333)
#17: Falcons: 2-5(.286)
#18: Cardinals: 1-3(.250)
#18: Chiefs: 1-3(.250)
#20: Seahawks: 2-8(.200)
#20: Vikings: 1-4(.200)
#22: Saints: 1-5(.167)
#23: Cowboys: 0-5(.000)
#23: Broncos: 0-3(.000)
#23: Bengals: 0-3(.000)
#23: Texans: 0-3(.000)
#23: Lions: 0-3(.000)
#23: Dolphins: 0-1(.000)
#23: Raiders: 0-2(.000)
#23: Bills: 0-1(.000)
#23: Browns: 0-1(.000)

Never played a road game
Bears: 0-0

>Only 5 teams are above .500 on the road in the playoffs
Meant since 2001. If we go further back, it's entirely possible no teams other than the Ravens and Panthers are above .500.

see you tonight friendo

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Hard to not give up when you have no QB, O-line, or offense.

Brissett >>> Trubustsky

Cam Newton can't throw to his left side. Leaving Jameis Winston a better physical specimen of nwhat a quarterback should be. Now if only Winston wasn't retarded and could make a good decision of his own.

>#20: Seahawks: 2-8(.200)
>#20: Vikings: 1-4(.200)
>#22: Saints: 1-5(.167)
>#23: Cowboys: 0-5(.000)
Yikes....

Cardinals ain't shit

sorry i dont speak fag

Your lisp and flamboyant emphasizing of words fooled me.

Did you not watch the game or something? What kind of question is this? Also Paris is practically still Indy. Fuck off

$(ers

TB and CAR tonight? Yeesh...

>Gardner Minshew

How does a state like Mississippi, with less than 3 million people, routinely churn out the best NFL players?

>flamboyant
what a faggy word

You're so defensive you oughta suit up!

I really like Wentz's new approach. He tried to stay in the pocket most of time. He was way relaxed compared to last year. It was obvious that he was rushed. I'm excited about this season.

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You need to be elite to escape a shithole like Mississippi

Based

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Rams are actually 2*-1

Not sure if Carolina is a detriment to this board or not

>suit up
For your gay sex?
No thanks!

Mississippi is the home to the greatest genetics in the world

Did Epstein cursed the Jets?

Can't curse em since he didn't die

Reminder if your teams logo is a cat you are a faggot

For the game tonight, no one would get past you!

Are you coming on to me? I'm a top.

>Giants: 5-3(.625)
Based Eli.

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He'll be on IR in like 3 weeks, though.

The last time the Vikings Appeared in the Super Bowl........

Jimmy Carter Was Just inaugurated as President

Star Wars Jus Hit the theaters For the First Time.

Tom Brady Wasn’t Alive Yet.

Yikes.

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When will he transform into the right-handed Ken Stabler?

>chemical warfare
Truly the reincarnation of Paul Brown Himself

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How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?

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you guys are gay and fags and I DO NOT want to have sex with you EVEN THOUGH it’s tempting
See, this is the intellectual degradation I’m so keenly aware of on this board since my IQ is so high. It’s an abstraction of The Carolinas region morphed into a sleek, powerful, sleek, intimidating and yet alluring, stylized sleek Panther.

da pack

I’d trade every Patriots fan that responds to any attempt to talk with “muh rings” for 2 Panthers fans

Wow, what an unfair comment.

>Yes, I got Sam's medical report. He isn't vaccinated, send them DT for a pick

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based

So five days in and the Jets I've already ruined their season. Is this a new record?

Belichick posting is top tier this year lads keep it up. Love me some Big Beli. Thank God he isn't in my conference.

I prefer quality.

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But can Tom Brady EVER beat a bixexual, vegan, black QB though? It remains to be seen

The Jets season was gone day 1 my man

yeah penis

>since my IQ is so high.
Stopped reading there, you fucking retard.

Depends, will that QB win another playoff game?

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the Panthers. The genius in their playbook and their ability to score points is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical football playcalling eschewing QBs, WRs, OLs most of the plays will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also David Tepper’s, the new owner, nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his personal involvement in building the team by drafting notorious Eric Reid-- his personal philosophy draws heavily from modern post ‘15 American Leftist literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these offseason moves, to realise that they're not just for good optics and PR from biased corporate news conglomerates-- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike the Panthers truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the depth in Carolina’s existential catchphrase "Keep Pounding," which itself is a cryptic reference to OC Norv Turner’s traditional all-American football playcalling scheme of “run, run, pass, punt” which he will never change up even if it doesn’t work. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Head Coach Ron Rivera's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens as he uses up all his timeouts early in the game for seemingly no reason to their stunted minds. What fools... how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Panthers tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

GOD DAMN IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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uh, duh!

>"Remember to kiss Sam on the mouth, yeah right on the mouth, tell him its a Denver thing"

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these are the vicuck posters

im not fixing it whatever

butt fumble

Us 12s pls

SEETHING

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BIG YIKES!

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Isn't the Viking stadium used as a mosque?

Panthers

But not wrong.

Mmmmmmm cock and dick yummy yummy black penis

finally
us with autism and down syndrome can enjoy our favorite team in person

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you'll see how wrong you are.

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>everyone talking up Minshew

I don't get the hype here. Yeah, he made 12 straight completions and finished the game 22 out of 25 with a couple of TDs, but I still don't see it. Am I just feeling hype withdrawal cuz of Foles getting fucked or what?

>responding to an actual racist

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uhhh... can I get a yikers!!??

HOLY SHIT! Is Belichick Bane or something? Jesus, one man murder the 1st stringers.

now this is basef

its just hype because he is fun and quirky
he is total unknown right now

leave the AFC to me

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Stop being a nigger.

We hate you for your bad posting, but accept you for your sexual preferences, Bradysknee

discuss

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The Tennessee Titans are _____.
?

>calls himself liberal
>uses racial slurs
What did he mean by this?

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minnesota is going to be california 2.0 very soon

Ramsbro, are we, dare I say it, fucked?

gonna win AFC South by default.

>they didn't even win

There’s a 40% chance you’re responding to him anyways since he falseflags so often

Doesn’t sound all too surprising to me

raiders gonna shock the world

>he still doesn't have the worst piece of shit tripfaggot cunts of all time filtered
>he still takes their b8
>he still makes posts about them
must be iCuck users

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Really? It's fucking cold.

DO YOU FAGGOTS STILL HAVE DARNOLDS DICK IN YOUR MOUTH?

He also gets so shook on Yea Forums that he reports you. Massive tumor

Lol Levi's doesn't even have that shit. Minnesota is tripping balls if they think it's okay to drag your autistic child to a sports game so you can drink beer and watch the Vikings lose.

I just bet the house on the Raiders beating the Chiefs. How fucked am I?

KFC or Taco bell? That new mac and cheese chicken nugget bowl is looking good.

going to see Abbath next month son, hpye af

Don't eat fast food. Subway or Chick-fil-a in a pinch

DO YOU DONKEYS STILL THINK JETS ARE TAKING THE WILD CARD SPOT OVER THE BILLS? WHY IS SP SO RETARDED?

So as a Raiders fan I should be rooting for Denver this weekend right? We need that high draft pick from the Bears.

anyone wanna see my dog

You don't have a combo KFC/Taco Bell? Dipping 7-layer burritos in mashed potatoes rules.

BESR

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70-75%. Raiders looked good but they'll need to put up good points to beat the Chiefs
KC defense is garbage though so they have a chance for sure

>KFC instead of Chik-Fil-A or Cane's
If you want drumsticks/wings don't go to fast food. It's all about that tendies game and KFC's is weak
>Subways instead of Jersey Mike's
What are you, vegan?

only if it has a cute doggo jersey

based. i still didn't listen his last album, might check out later.

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Doesn’t Mahomes have a knee injury or something?

super bowl contenders

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put a jersey on him and yes

If I make a trip, you"ll have to see one (1) post by me before you filter me and I'll make it exceptionally shitty and bad

>BEARCE

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>The people who are obsessed with race are racist
hmm

they don't have hill and raiders looked legit. also mahomes ain't used to the baseball field dirt

I actually haven't either, gonna do that now. I just know he can put on a live show

If so make that 60-65%, if it actually affects his performance. I don't follow AFC teams much.

youll show up as user here redditbro :^)

all my posts are exceptionally shitty and bad anyways haha

Based

If they fall to 0-2 next week, is the season basically over

>Shithawks 2-8 on the road
You're definitely wrong about that. They have at least four away wins O can think of

>He owns a jersey
but why

>it’s just some closet they cram undesirables in
Based Minnesota Vikings

what do you wear at the bar on game night?

I don't go to bars because I'm not a degenerate.

>Release the AB sexual assault claims. Yes, New York Times front page. Show him he isn't messing with an ordinary cracka here

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A tshirt or hat. Jerseys are for manchildren bro

1. Team hat
2. Team tshirt
3. under unbuttoned flannel in the team's colors

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Jerseys look great on dads
Millenials, Gen Z are too skinny or tubby soiylent boys for jerseys

instagram.com/p/B2IDGaMBIUi/

Im 27 and fit as fuck. I lift 4 days a week. Don't wear jerseys dude, they look like shit trust me.

have fun friend. He was gonna have a concert in Turkey in 2016 when he was touring with Testament but it got cancelled cuz of coup thing.

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>DT it's Bill. Send me the Jets playbook. Yes, use Hillary's email

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I won’t say your wrong, but I want to.

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Post body in team wear please

>unironically liking black metal
The only time Iplay it is if someone is being a loud cunt as a neighbor and I want something obnoxious to blast. I have exactly 1 black metal song saved for that occasion:

youtube.com/watch?v=jxXgrR1Rjv8

I can't imagine actually listening to it for yourself. It's awful.

>black QBs

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well, that's just your opinion man. those vocals sound interesting though. thanks for sharing.

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>You're overplaying your hand here, Bill. Dial it back a bit.

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Is Mariota black?

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No
Lamar and deshaun are

I thought he was italian and hawaian or something.

is this guy insane or what?

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He's Samoan.

kek my friend has a bethlehem shirt, he'd love this
also the riff at 1:30 is pretty good not gonna lie

What did he mean by this?

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Bill Banterwell

>Goes to the XFL, dueling Andrew Luck

Baker Mayfield was kissing dudes and he never got mono

DId they not watch the Eagles' defense last week or do they think Wentz is hanging 40+ on them?

Old logo is ugly and the only difference is color

The Falcons are fucking trash right now. They're just a bad team.

>betting against the vikes

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The Eagles' defense played much better in the second half, tbf.

Falcons lost to a team that didn't even have 100 yards passing. They need to start trading people and rebuild. That whole locker room is fucked after 28-3.

I prefer the old Seahawks logo. It just looked bored, tired, and annoyed rather than angry. Which is probably why they changed it.

>Gets paid $84 million to miss the playoffs

>steelers
lol

It looked more like the mask is was based off of. Seattle did a good job of having an Indian team and not offending pearl clutching white liberals.

youre already a degenerate for liking sports

Pacific Islander is the name of the race

Gase is legit insane, but no one can tell him no when he shows up and asks for a job

/Bills Owl 2020/

Explain

India super power 2020!

Who you guys playing in 2020 Owl?

Look faggot the only "race' I care about is NASCAR.

>you now realize the Bills are 1-0

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Dropping them basic facts on you so you don’t appear ignorant, boy

I've been to a handful. Whenever the dolphins come to Charlotte, I try to go, since it's close. I've seen the Panthers play the Phins like 3 times, I saw the Panthers play the 49ers when I was 13 or 14, and I saw the Phins play the Bengals in the Orange Bowl, I think that was their shitty 2007 season.

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They're fucked because they were Kyle Shanahan babies. Their defense was never good.

What's your favorite Abbath song? For me? It's Waterloo!

yeah those viqueens. unlike my totally straight, non injury prone and result producing QB like mine

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>caring about what sports attire people wear
Doesn't matter how fashionable you are, confidence, sociability and physical attractiveness wins every time

A Rod has more rings than any Viking to ever breathe air.

>retard Gruden plays Guice instead of AP vs. eagles
>guice hurt and now the Cowboys have to face an Adrian Peterson with a chip on his shoulder
God is good.

I'm digging the even odds on Bengals-49ers. If the Bengals can overcome that defense it's their game, it's just a big 'if'

This. Being "fashionable" is a cope for the insecure.

You know, I have to say I really just don’t feel too good about the colored folk moving into my neighborhood.

Hm

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uhh no sweaty
Vikings have won plenty of championships

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TICK TOCK
ERIN

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...

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BASED

Watching some NFL and NHL suicide passes videos on youtube lads

>Gradowski
>Jets
based

based

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I still think we could handle AP too. He had that fluke 90 yard run and nothing after that.

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why are ties allowed

Gronk is coming back week 14

T-this can’t be right bros...

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*incapacitates your qb*

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Go back to the 61 logo, it legit looks great

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not even top 10 tbqh

>rip off of the raiders and broncos logos

>emojis
>red thumbnail arrow
Giving black people internet access was a horrible mistake.

Did he foresee what was to become of the Jets this year? Is that why he backed out?

I’ll believe the experts tbqhwyrn

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DEVANTE HELP ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

epic brüh moment

The Chargers are the bastard child of both franchises

Brühther

I CAAAAANT
RHODES CLOSED!1 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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The Redskins got rattled by the D-JAX bombs. The secondary got burned a second time by that rookie but Keenum overthrew him. How the fuck are they going to stop Julio Jones?

gase has graves disease most likely. poor guy

Giving (graciously allowing) whites reign of the world was a mistake we are currently rectifying with our Jewish allies

Based

Reminder that the same people who root for NFC North teams blurred out the okay hand signal because they view it as a white supremacist gesture

God damn the northern Midwest is so fucking gay

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>implying the cowboys defense isnt holding AP to 83 yards on 25 carries because they have no fear of the receivers

Does any team in history recover from 28-3?

Back to his senses maybe

Not without a factory reset. Even then you can't reset the fans.

>yfw da bears win da superb owl

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He's right though

Owen One

>'s mom's pussy was not yet blown out to fuck and dragging on the ground like a wizard's sleeve

hopefully the Vikings so we can see the based loser team vs. the cuck loser team

Who is the livershit of NFL?

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based and redpilled

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yall niggas be trippin

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Prefer the 88 chargers colors, honestly.

can you stop thinking abiut somebody getting cucked for like 5 minutes you fucking degenerate?

For me it’s the horse.

>Get me a reservation at Dorsias. What do you mean they are booked!

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For me it’s the Seattle Football Seahawks

billy b’s bro can get him a table

Same, I liked the uniforms from that era.

Real talk: do people really not see how fake this outrage is?

Why did the Falcons only score 12 points against the Vikings in garbage time?

>phoneposting
UMMMMMM

what are your predictions for the chiefs-raiders game ?

Not a bad choice by any means, but for my own self? It’s the Indiana-Capitol-City Pigskin-Pitching Baby Horses

based gase

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I assume we all see it, but the human need to fit into the group trumps everything. Sometimes even hunger, shelter, thirst

Chiefs win by a td

>Yes, we have our mono mole inside the facility. Mahomes is finished.

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I have a feeling the Raiders upset them. It's just a feeling, but I'm usually right when I get a feeling like this.

i've seen the pundits saying this as well
it should be a competitive game
i'm looking forward to how the raiders defense will deal with the chiefs offense

Social media is humanity’s greatest mistake

>mfw Trevor Siemian beats Leaveland

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@95403690
Literally who? Go talk about what I’m assuming is divegrass elsewhere you frail, söylent-slurping yuroboo communist

Recommend me some Black Metal that’s melodic and not depressing. Like Mithotyn

vikings

I don't think it's as lopsided as people believe. Still a 75-25 game, but Raiders do have a legitimate chance to upset. They're not total pushovers this year.

Linkin Park

I think in 10 years we'll look at social media like how we do smoking. Something people thought was cool, but overall dangerous for society

Would you rather have Deshaun Watson or Carson Wentz?

Watson

Watson. He's been more consistent.

Disturbed...they really make me FEEL disturbed, like the joker baby >:)

wentz because the NFL is racist, they won't book a QB win for a black man.

How long would Wentz even last behind the Texans O-line?

wentzon

a clone hybrid of both Watson and Wentz that is essentially just mahomes with really bad knees

Depends on how the chiefs approach it. If they go in with the “same ol raiders lol” mindset they’re going to get punched in the mouth. If they prepare though they should win pretty handily.

i've been to just one
it was a denver broncos game and a total blowout
everyone stood and the entire time i just wanted to sit down
also everyone was drunk

Wentz ez

Watson with the Eagles Oline

Probably longer than Deshuan will he’s bigger than he is. Wentz plays far less reckless than deshaun does.

Same as David Carr

I'm going to my first next month for the Bengals-Jaguars game, expecting a good time.

mahomes literally played baseball before, he doesnt give a shit. worst argument you could make

why didn't 77 just reach for the ball?

How will the Dolphins meme a win against the Pats this year?

BARRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

BARRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

BAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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rosen will have brady arrested for anti-semitism

BASED

They won't. The Dolphins have pulled out wins against the Patriots, but never with this bad of a team. There's a pattern to it, and this year doesn't follow the pattern.

Pats are going to blow the Dolphins out. No memes.

Anthony Brown will be held out of the game for some reason and out of spite will fly his hot air balloon onto the field, crushing Tom Brady.

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He thought it was snapped. Both lines did lol

Wentz

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>choosing an injury prone meme qb

Hate seeing good players go to shit teams
You just know Hockenson will be a stud yet possibly his best years will be spent at fucking Detroit

You underestimate the power of memes

youtube.com/watch?v=Zu_p4iLaN4Q

Detroit isn’t a shit team, they have a shit FO

“Someone” will t-bone Brady with his or her unlicensed, undocumented vehicle this Saturday while wearing a mask and displaying no skin and make a getaway on foot into the woods before the police arrive.

Wentz with Foles as a backup

I didn’t choose Watson though

who the fuck is this lad

>one is injured
>the other has been injured twice in 3 years

>not shit
>tied the Cardinals
Lmao
>Owl MVP
Who cares if he stubs a toe

DevourThatFelineVierVierFünf, a popular YouTuber who preaches of good hygiene and abstaining from sex and porn outside of marriage.

>1 finished season in 3 years
>tore an ACL on a meme run in a game that didn’t matter
You chose the white deshaun Watson

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>stubs a toe
Nigger Foles just broke his fucking collar bone and is done for the season after a single QUARTER of play.

seems like a good guy

Whos going 0-16 this year?

Guys who jack off every day is a meme. Nobody is that sad

Buccs desu

Browns

Hang in there Jetsbro

Not in that division
Theyll meme a win against the Panthers or something

Nigga that game did matter? The Eagles clinched the division by beating the Rams

NEW

Literally kill yourself

who is the most delusional fan-base in the NFL?

Eagles

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Whoever thought that anyone gave a fuck about this TNF game should be fired for scheduling it. Two shit teams with no hope for a post season attempt.

ya seethe shitcago?

The ENTIRE NFC East.

cringe

hopefully winston prolapses on the field and throws 5 ints while Suh crunches Cams shoulder

lose in miami, meme a win in foxborough for massive butthurt

Buh-buh-buh-buh-BASED

i didn't really start watching football until 2 years ago, i'm glad there's games monday, thursdays and sundays. i'm starting to watch teams i don't even care about because i can shitpost with my Yea Forums friends

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>friends

>he can’t get off to static images of naked women in suggestive poses anymore because he’s too desensitized
Why even live anymore

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i have friends on discord who shitpost with me :)

Yes, friends. Fuck off, he’s my friend.

you're my friend

i've been watching for about 10 years now
it's an exciting game with quite a bit of strategy
hate the constant adverts and the stops in play but the action is good

Cowboys.

Wentz

obsessed

Shut up Cowcuck

I jack off most days and fuck my wife most days. I'm annoyingly fertile and turned on all the time. We're trying to have a kid right now so I've been abstaining from the extracurricular activities so my seed is at peak potency.

>kankerhu
Murasa is fucking forgotten and shit

lmao ok. You guys beat a fake team and I saw multiple threads and nonstop pasta about it.

Definitely Wentz. Although if he get's a season ending injury again this year I might change my mind.

Cuckboys

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I’ve got a strange feeling that he actually finishes this season and we see him in the playoffs

I get them pregnate anytime I cum inside them. It sucks. Doesn't sound like youre that fertile to me

You're my friend and there's nothing you can do to stop it, friend.

I did until recently. Since I got a girlfriend I have not had any desire to jack off to porn at all. Feels real good, man.

obsessed and cope

They are a very complete team short of head coach. Not that delusional nobody said they were winning an owl this year

I'm with him. I don't understand guys who don't cum at least once a day. If I go like two days without fucking or jerking off I cum in my sleep. My record for one day with a girl is 6 and by myself it's probably double digits.

I cant even feel excited for this jets season when EVERY BIG PLAYER IS OUT FOR THEM ON MONDAY

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that's not how the female reproductive system works m8

Cry more, cuckboy

>They are a very complete team
lolno

I think we should ask AB about how it works.

Hi. My name is Patrick Mahomes. I am the BEST quarterback in the nfl, a superstar, and just an all around good guy. This year, I will lead my team to the SUPERB OWL and win it with my no look pass. I know that other people who aren't chiefs fans will be extremely butthurt and hateful towards me because of all of my awesome skill. I am ok with this! RAIDNIGGERS BTFO SUNDAY

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If this was the case the Pats would be 9-0 in Superb owls so fuck no.

i'm a cowboys fan and i like big meaty dicks up my ass

he based

for you.....

I saw this pasta multiple times every day and there were like a dozen threads about how great the cowboys are.

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Where are they lacking?
>top 10 close to top 5 defense
>strong receiving corps
>top 15 QB
>top 5 RB memes aside
>Strong O line
>linehan is no longer playcalling
That's a strong, complete, and well rounded team.

like 2 dozen or so. all Seahawks. might be going to a cards game in Phoenix next weekend actually

Predict AB's stats for the next game

how asspained will /nfl/ be when the raiders beat the chiefs

>Implying he’s wrong

Only the 3 Queefs fans will be upset, the rest of us will feel nothing because the Raiders are nothing

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Based Bill, everybody deserves a second chance

No one is worried about you Cowcuck

i just don't see the raiders beating the chiefs

t. faggot hater that’s violently shitting his pants

LMAO

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chiefs fall off and raiders win afc west this year

Being a daggot and being delusional are not the same. That guy was just a faggot

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how will you cope?

I have never seen your team play in a superbowl. Keep bragging. It's a really good look.

DARNOLD CONFIRMED KV ALL THROUGH COLLEGE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Daggot was the better character.

>asspained
Yea Forums would absolutely relish such a meme win

>tfw fell for the Baker meme

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It's not even so much a Baker thing as it is a Browns thing. The Browns would ruin Brady or Rivers or any quarterback that's done well with any other team. It's why you see the converse with former Browns players thriving elsewhere.

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Brady will get injured this year.

Yes but it'll be on the last drive of the Super Bowl when they're up by 20. They finally achieve 19-0 as well.

My wife seems to enjoy it. I'm like a human dildo I can cum and keep fucking which she loves because she has a crippling sum fetish and it's much easier for her to get off after she's got some cum somewhere inside her.
Mostly I don't want my future kid to be a B-team benchwarmer left over from this morning's fap tier crippled sperm. I'm not worried about getting her knocked up (low key I think she already is 9 months of deep pussy nuts and milky tiddays here I come :))
Also this. A word to the wise for any of you young anons out there. Despite what health class implies about knocking bitches up and why you should always wear condoms there's only about a one week period per month where a woman could *possibly* get pregnant and it's the time right around ovulation which itself is only a couple of days. If you're fucking around with a bitch you don't trust pay attention to when she's on her period and you can mark out when she'll be ovulating from there. If you don't trust her (thinks she's lying about the pill or would poke holes in the condom) don't nut inside during that week of ovulation no matter what she says you pull out abd blast that bitches back harder than AB.

What about during a divisional round loss to the rayyvens.

>up by 20
That's when Eli will reverse engineer another one of his meme victories

russell wilson has really gone off the deep end

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Where da new at

Why would the Saints trade for Eli?

Brees injured week 4

Payton has a thing for ancient noodle arms and hokey personalities

>>top 10 close to top 5 defense
Nah
>>strong receiving corps
Not at all
>>top 15 QB
LEL
>>top 5 RB memes aside
Maybe just barely
>>Strong O line
For now. It's crumbling and has a couple very weak points.
>>linehan is no longer playcalling
Doesn't mean shit, necessarily

>Bring me Mahomes

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The Mannings own Nawlins

Incoming repeat of last season

>sucks against good teams

>this amount of cope
>no actual argument

filthydelphia nigger detected

Waiting for your response

See

>black qbs

Use evidence to support any of that. those are all professional rankings goofball

>having a qb

>white qbs

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Panthers fan?

Should’ve beaten Pat last season
Dude I’m an Eagles fan and I think Dallas has a balanced roster. It’s not bad to admit a division rival has a good roster.

You know it brother

>makes no arguments
>get reply in kind
>screech autistically about the team that lives rent free in your head
wew

Dissection
>not depressing
nevermind

>shit black qb and an elite white rb

It's like they're trying to write one of those jokes about people walking into a bar.

SAY OUR NAME

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I don't know it.

The Arizona NotCardinals

Cam isn’t shit what are you talking about? He’s barely had any help most of his career the best he’s had his CMC probably.

>cam isn’t shit
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So I was right. Go throw baterries somewhere else nig

He’s an MVP caliber player at his highest level injuries have plagued him.

Lmao no

He has an 86 career passer rating. That's like Eli Manning tier.

Eli has 2 rings. Cam has a failure to secure a fumble in the Owl

He was the MVP in 2015 but alright.

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Did he win the Owl?

His best years are already behind him, which is a shame. And that's not really his fault, though what is his fault is not going for that fucking ball.

I meant Eli tier as an insult.

Anybody baking?

I know. Even through the insult, eli is still better

That's true.

no, he sprained his ankle in the game last week in the first quarter but still played the rest of the game with it taped up and didn't miss a snap

thoughts and prayers for KC

No he didn’t.
I don’t think that’s true if they can continue to surround him with help. His best receiver was Ted Ginn in 2015.

I can still see that little bitching out juke move in my mind's eye perfectly to this day.

NEW

Imagine making a business decision in the biggest game in your sport.

NEW THREAD WHEN

here fren

Why does it look like a torture dungeon converted from Carrie's from HRs office space?

>throwing downies in random unused closet
Based

Absolute facts, so excited for the season. Sucks to lose Abrams, but hope for a speedy recovery.

thinking about betting an irresponsible amount of money i dont have on the raiders to win GG and bonjour debt collectors