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Is Luzardo elite? Y/Y?

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Good game, Twins.

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There are only two people left on earth other than you - Emma Stone and Anthony Recker, catcher. Who do you fuck and why (your hand and death are not options)?

Emma Stone, she's a pretty lady haha

>a cute biological female with whom I can breed or be a faggot.
Yeah I'm going with emma

fartie doos, lmao

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You must not be a cubs or cardinals fan!

>doggie doos

>>a cute biological female with whom I can breed or be a faggot.
Is it being a faggot if it’s recker though?

"dog shit" haha

the LOB hurts the most
gg nast

>dodgers

Cant wait to see them get shelled in the playoffs

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>losepez
gg royals

You you flaming queermosexual.

well, later /mlb/

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CUBS ARE LOSING

I REPEAT

THE CUBS ARE BEHIND 1-0

Shut up faggot cindy has a no hitter going

Is he, dare I say, /ourguy/?

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choo hoo go atsros

why is she putting a finger in her shorts?

For me it's NL MVP Freddie Freeman

Based Freddie freebomb

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da janquees are gonna win it all

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I wasn't there for you when you needed me...I'm sorry...

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If Anthony Recker and you were alone on a desert island would you want to fuck him? Why or why not?

>McLain had grown up idolizing New York Yankee center fielder Mickey Mantle, who entered the game tied with Jimmie Foxx for third place in the major-league career home runs list.[21] When Mantle—who was nine days away from his last major league appearance—came to bat in the eighth inning with the Tigers holding a 6-1 lead, McLain intentionally threw a soft pitch directly over home plate.[21] Other accounts said that he called catcher Jim Price to the mound and had him tell Mantle that he would be throwing only fastballs.[22] Mantle hit the pitch for his 535th career home run, putting him in sole possession of third place on the all-time home run list, behind only Babe Ruth and Willie Mays. As Mantle ran around the bases, McLain stood on the pitcher's mound and applauded.[5] Mantle tipped his hat to McLain as he rounded the bases.[22] The next batter, Joe Pepitone, waved his bat over the plate, as if asking for an easy pitch of his own. McLain responded by throwing the next pitch over Pepitone's head.[23] After the game, McLain smilingly denied that he had served up an easy pitch for Mantle to hit; however, he was later reprimanded by Major League Baseball Commissioner William Eckert.[4][21]

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I already told you to take you're faggotry elsewhere

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i miss him every game

Nah, I think I'd probably just have him cave my skull in with a rock

>Scored 2 runs at Coors against our 7+ ERA pitching

How the fuck do you lose a series to the fucking Colorado Rockies in our state?

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>McLain then received a seven-day suspension (from the Detroit club) in September for dousing sportswriters Jim Hawkins of the Detroit Free Press and Watson Spoelstra of the Detroit News with buckets of water.[4] Just as the seven-day suspension was about to end, he received another suspension from [Commissioner] Kuhn, this time for carrying a gun on a team flight; the punishment would last for at least the rest of the season.[4] McLain's 1970 season ended with a won-loss record of only 3–5.[1] Later that year, he was forced into bankruptcy despite being the first $100,000 player in Tigers history.[4]

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Fuck me Seattles radio voice is more animated than Cincy's and Cincinnati is pitching the no hitter. Fuck I had to change it because the fucking ohio faggot just sounded so goddamn boring.

cardinals offense is seriously trash, >we're in first place because of fantastic run prevention and the cusb choking

this man is based

FUCKING LECLERC!

>reds

Rangers Win!
>10-9
what a game.

McLain was one of the best pitchers of the '60s, two Cy Youngs and an MVP, last guy to win 30 games...but no one outside of Detroit knows about him cause he was a serial gambler and out of the league before he was 30. got rung up for coke trafficking, embezzlement, mail fraud, and other shit after he retired

>McLain continued to earn side money playing the organ at clubs, including a club in suburban Detroit where former heavyweight boxing champion Leon Spinks worked as a bartender.[49] McLain also earned quite a bit of money hustling golf, easily attracting 'marks' due to his past baseball fame.[4] Additionally, he reportedly once accepted over $160,000 to fly a wanted felon out of the country.[4]

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Retard alert

If you were on a post-Apocalyptic island with just Aaron Rodgers and Anthony Recker who would you want to fuck and why? Your hand and death are not options.

>got rung up for coke trafficking, embezzlement, mail fraud, and other shit after he retired

so literally nothing wrong

the ghost of christian yelich is watching this thread
watch out cusb

>who would you want to fuck and why?
the island. because i love the feeling of sand in my urethra.

>cusb
What the hell was that?

do you guys dare me to jack off? haha my mom said it's a sin so i dunno

Is she going to watch

SCUBA!!!!!!!

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Rank them from least white to white: Yelich, Rizzo, Rendon and Recker.

Mets are gonna make the playoffs boys

no. Mets arent making it

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Yes they are

Is Buck Martinez going senile? He'll tell the same story like 6 times in a single season.

KEK SCUBA

mate, give up. They'll get 86 wins at most and miss it because of that washington game. I hate to break it to ya like that

cuh

My New York Yankees :)

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doesnt this woman know who I am?

>cubes

>they choked away their wild card lead

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cubs seriously are going to go 2-6 on a crucial roadtrip lmao

Umpdres again?

>cusbs
>cubes
>scubs
>scuba
>kek

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Allow me to skuba kek

The brewies won tonight :)

the cubs are being HANDED wins practically and they are pissing them away. watch rizzo and bryant get traded for some overrated pitchers like gray or syndergaard lol

Please........por favor......no mas..........i can't take all the bullying and laughing...........i'm at my wit's end with the Cubs faltering at the finish line........please have some compassion

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this is sick yo

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no, but Im kinda horny

How in the FUCK do you lose to the padres without tatis like that lol?

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Men, load csub ordinance munitions and prepare to fire.

Umpballed again.

yeah Im thinking the padres are based

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you lost 4-0 and could only muster THREE hits against a padres starter who is pretty good. Shamefur dispray

The LOSER train just keep rolling by!

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SHUTOUT BY THE FUCKING PADRESSSSSSSSSSSS

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SCUBA KEK

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*Crack sip*
now pete alonso, HE was a rookie of the year

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>gets shutout by the padres

OH I'M LAUGHIN'

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Absolutely based.

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It's Late Night /mlb/... Time for a closer look
youtube.com/watch?v=vXuYLIKikWo

I'm sorry

Don't mind me, i'm just laughing at the cusb.

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based.... based dads

>following and sharing (((seth myers))) propaganda

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FATSO RACKING UP THE Ks THIS SERIES

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Mest are 2 games back

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Insane. Mets do have the dodgers coming in for the weekend and they face kershaw ryu and buehler in that order. Tough task

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Hopefully this series convinces Maddon to come and manage the padres

kek cusb are really going to choke themselves out of it

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for me it's anime tiddies
also >cusb

Maybe the dodgers will start resting their starters though now that they’ve clinched the division. Mets might end up playing the B-team

again, mets schedule is pretty much a cakewalk until final week. They really just need help from teams like the brewers, nationals, cubs and phillies all bumbling

>broors lose their MVP candidate
>the guy basically single handedly keeping them in contention
>scusb still liable to blow the lead away to them
kek

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gaycago kek

BUT, they beat the fucking marlins so thats a free win for everyone BUT the phillies

gayladelphia kek

>mets schedule is pretty much a cakewalk until final week.
I wouldn’t go that far. They have a dodgers and braves series. I wouldn’t be surprised if they got swept by the dodgers and only won one against the braves. Rockies, Reds, and Marlins they should be able to beat though. They could be 87-75 at the end of the year if they play real good. I’d say 84-78 is more realistic

yes, but be real, do you expect the dodgers and braves to play as they did in june? Also 84-78 would be better than last year where they finished 77-85

Yanks

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>choke two games against a bad team
>doesn’t matter because the cubs also choked two games against a bad team

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Still plenty of time to mest it up

well, I hope not

>Being this mad that a comedian exposes a pathological liar every night

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>getting your opinions from a """comedian"""

Gaynonymous kek

This asshole holds all the cards

Fuck you gay asshole I'll break your goddamn skull

This is a DDoS on the general

How are the Cubs fans going to blame the umps for this one?

I guess the umpdres meme is now dead.

Cubs fans blame the umps for 9/11
Cubs fans blame the umps when their dog pees on the carpet

You won't be so cocky when your team gets umpballed as hard as the Cubs.

9/11 was boring this year

I thought so as well
It's possible that we're forgetting

>cubs fan mentions cock and balls
Why are Chicagoans so homosexual?

let's all just relax and have a breather

pretty soon 9/11 is going to be just like December 7th
no one fucking cares

Now this cocky bastard's breathing

the umps allowed 9-Eleven to happen

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The memes write themselves

People still care since the people who were alive that day aren’t that old and are those old enough to remember how life was before that day still know it as a date that changed our society forever. It’s just cause these anniversaries aren’t really that important. 18th year? Cool 9/11 can smoke now

I sure do wish that my wifes boyfriend and my wifes son from her ex boyfriend amd my wifes african american bull would find someplace else to live so that I could watch my baseball games in peace. Cubs fan here btw.

kek scuba

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Yanks

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u make this in ms paint?? crayola??

how many SECONDs of MS paint idiot

Rimbrant over here

Not a single Cubs fan to be seen.

>busc

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where did all the cuns fans go ///?

CUBS FAN HERE!!!!!!!!!

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Cubbie kun has left the building

the stupid retard has finally left

cubbie kun has vacated the property

do you think Yelich will start posting here now that he’s got free time

please...no mas...I can't take all the bullying...I'm begging you....I'm on my knees..

>.I'm on my knees..
Ha! Well, there's a shocker!

Have mercy please....i submit myself to you...maybe we can have some sex....haha jk just kidding!!

Did the cubbiewubbies win today?

>Projecting the fact you're a sheep onto others.

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9/11 was the Republicans fault.
Happened under George W Bush's watch.

But Bush was the owner of the Rags too. Does this mean the Rags are responsible for 9/11 by proxy?

>cub

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omigosh :D

Let me be the first to >cusb

>gusb

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159th for The Washington Baseball Eagles

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Just how much did the Padres pay the umpires?

my umpdres

0 because holy fucking shit shut the fuck up

Good morning, lads. Hope everyone has a great day.

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How are the chances of the Brewers without there wonder boy Yelich?

The Yankees are winning the World Series this year aren’t they

Are the Cubs really that bad?

theyre mediocre with all that talent. Hilarious
no

Cubs fan here......

I-Is it safe to post again?..... please no bully...

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Yelich wont need surgery, only a 2 month recovery. Yay.

Better than people are assuming but still worse than with him.

Nice umps faggot.

Great! He can play in the world se-

You mean the same dipshit umps we all share?
You mean the RNGs of MLB?
Don't act like we get any better or worse treatment than any other team does over the course of a season. Blaming umps for taking a game or two is the weakest defense against your team not playing well enough over the course of a season to be THAT dependent on winning a game or two.
twitter.com/TeeOhEmm/status/1156067951914569730?s=19

nyy v det doubleheader gamethread

>Cubs fan here......
Well hello there.

>cusb

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youtube.com/watch?v=dN7Gx8blNPU

That comment sure aged well lol

If you blame the umps just because your team can’t beat the fucking padres, then that’s sad

>cubs choking to the broors again
>bears lost to the packers at soldier field
how will chiraq ever recover

>The check cleared, make the call.

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100%.
I'm a fucking Dads fan and this is absolutely an accurate statement.

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If he were the only person left on earth other than you, would you fuck Anthony Recker? If so why?

>Dbags

GO UMPDRES

jesus fuck do you HAVE to cry because of an out? Go fuck yourselves

BIG MEAT PETE
LFGM

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ngl he is chubby as fuck for a rookie

Defend this umpdres.

Man, his nieces and nephews must think it is awesome to have their 40 year old uncle playing pro ball.

move on from it
cope
have sex

bros...i am so sad about yelich still
he would gotten b2b mvps...
the good news is that the injury shouldn't make him worse

>todd frazier has hit ANOTHER Home run against arizona

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sadly he'll have to catch back up with his own ability just from being down for so long, but even worse than that is we'll now have to see this doggie doo fagotes belching MUH MVP for a year. really really sad day for the sport when Yeli went down

it probably sucks for dodger fans too though cause everyone will be like * when they mention beli mvp lol

Long time lurker, never time poster. >Barfs fag here. Does ATL have any chance at winning the series? Valid question, im used to all GA sports being massive disapointments so i dont want to get my hopes up prematurely

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nah they would lose to the AL team they might reach the WS tho

Baseball is not like other sports, literally every team that makes the playoffs has a realistic chance. There aren't superteams or single players who can win games on their own.

astros are pretty close to a superteam desu

yeah but with that bullpen? they are good rotation wise but far from it in the pen

No shit fag im talling real chances not " hurp my team made the playoffs they have a chance"

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Can someone explain to me what an "umpdres" is?

And yet they've lost series to the Rangers, Pirates, Reds, and White Sox. They also lost a game against the Tigers wherein they were the biggest favorites in a MLB game since 2005.
I'm telling you baseball can't be predicted like that. This season some professional writers predicted the fucking Rockies (62-84) to be winners. No one can answer your question, just watch and find out.

it's the new homosexual secret password

Arizona how did you give up a grand slam to fucking juan lagares?

Braves are a good team and are coming into october hot. Yes they could win the WS. But this is playoff baseball. Literally anything could happen. Just watch and cheer on >your team.

twitter.com/snytv/status/1172214818473938946?s=21
Gary cohen just had a voice crack

>ywn solve a rubik's cube in section 109

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>The absolute state of sucb fans

thats the mets

Fake

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I saw the empty seats and brick wall by home plate and naturally assumed it was Wrigley.

That's fair.

>The check cleared, call the 8th pitch a strike regardless of where it is.

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"waaaaaaah my team gets bad calls all the time!"

Why wait till the 8th? Why not the 7th? Or 5th?

>5th
>We already used the money on that one.

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we get it cubs fans

>7th
>And that too

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we get it cubs fans no need to fucking spam every sin an umpire has done against your team

>The money was just received, you have your orders to kill the Cubs rally

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These umpdres
These umpiants
These umpillies
These umptionals
These umpwers

go to reddit, seethe more there

>The check cleared, make sure you don't let this batter strike out

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Just calm down. Breathe in. Breathe out.

>The money has been transferred, Squeeze the Cubs pitcher's strike zone like it's a lemon

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are you okay?

Seething cubs fan

>Make sure the game is out of reach for them

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>cano home run
cubs fan can seethe all he wants, his team has gone 2-6 on a fucking 8 game road trip lmfao

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>We got the money, call the pitch a strike.

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Mets are making the playoffs boys. I’ll say it again

mate, mets are gonna be lucky if they make it still. I like that theyre playing hungry, but was it too late?

They're STILL laughing at us, Cubbiebros.....

>Call it in

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Who’s playing better ahead of them?
>Cubs?
>Brew crew?

brewers and thats it. Cubbies have been falling off a cliff and it isnt from umpball. the cubs need to blame THEMSELVES for not being able to beat lower leven competition

>They funds have been transferred, expand the strike zone by a foot.

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CYAAAAAAAAHM ON YEW BIRDZ

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>We have the cash, fuck up the AA kid's confidence.

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This is insanity

who the fuck cares jesus christ stop spamming

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>no yelli

>The package has been delivered, do not allow them to walk

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Umpire defense force is out and about!

Is it possible to follow baseball without watching the games? Let's say I pick a team and just look at their box scores and statistics all season and compare them to other teams/leagues/standings and still know what I'm talking about without actually watching a single game?

yeah to be fair the brewers are cruising on a marlins so eh. They still need to get themselves on a good tear to still MAKE that wild card, and no yelich is gonna kill them given his production totals.
yes and no.

>We got the dosh, do not call him out on strikes.

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theres literally nothing even wrong with this one schizo

>take
>your
>meds

Okay how the fuck were the D-backs hot coming into this series? They have been HUMILIATED by the mets and this shit isnt even funny

>anally annihilated c*sbs """fan""" can't cope with the fact that umps blow calls
>rectally ravaged sc*ba mongoloid develops a victim complex because his favorite teamie weamie is exposed as garbage

at first I thought it was false flagging but this whiny little shit actually has a massive folder of missed calls, absolutely pathetic

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Frazier home run. Mets up 9-0

>We got a call, do not allow a favorable count for the batter.

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Umpfag on damage control going on right here with umplord

some are bad I will admit, but then you have which all need FOOTAGE to see

>The money's been deposited, kill the Cubs rally.

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whooooo

Players should stop fucking around with dinky instep and shin pads for batting and just go full cricket. Sucks seeing yelich go down on something so stupid.

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Who’s the hottest team in baseball right now?

>You'll get the money when you make sure you call a strike outside of the heat zone.

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What a nice way to start monitoring this thread. I've had enough of it. My crew has calls blown on them all the time yet I don't feel the need to screenshot them and spam the general.

Spammer, consider yourself listed, you crybaby.

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>coping sc*sboid deflecting
lmaoing @ your life

>It went over his head? Call it a strike out anyway.

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It is the low key way of admitting to being a fan of a team that is bad enough to lose multiple times to the Padres, as well as being so redassed over the quality of that team that they attribute the losses to umpire interference instead of realistically admitting that their team might not be as good as they thought they were. Therefore, "Ump" from umpires, and "dres" from Padres.

based
and redbirdpilled

It was just a joke. I'm just copying what the pic says

Is it happening again

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DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCK

Marlins? More like Winlins
Are the mest gonna blow this big lead?

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Is it just one? Because it seems like all of them.

Nah. stroman hasn’t been doing bad so he’ll get 8 innings hopefully

TYBG

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>Their check cleared, pretend it's a borderline

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would make running the bases awkward, no? running back and forth is one thing, but I don't think it'd work in this game

>Ball to the shin
I felt that one.

The home run apple couldn’t even go up after nidos home run lmao

It's almost time for the Cusb Comedy Hour to begin

>The bribe is in, make sure it's called a strike

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What’s the gayest thing on this general?

me

Dunno about that. I'd imagine we're gonna get our shit pushed in. We took two from them, and had Paddack pitching what may have been his last start of the season yesterday. Lamet is one of our better starters, but if the Cubbies bring it, they can easily take the day.

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It's the cusb on the road. They'll find a way to beat themselves.

Well, /mlb/ seems to be paying special attention to the game, so that outcome seems like it'll make for a more entertaining afternoon for us, so I'm all for it.

cubs @ padres

there are fans of 5 teams or so that want them to lose for playoff purposes so the cusb hate has been turned up to 11

Oh, I totally get that. The NL wildcard chase is gonna come down to the last few games of the season I'd imagine. Personally from my perspective, I don't envy those fans just because of the anxiety of it all, but that doesn't mean the rest of us can't enjoy the show from the sidelines.

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>Being a wojack poster
This is why the padres are the bad guys
Good guys leading 1-0

Here we go they gonna blow it.

Go choke on a hot dog.

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>chris mazza and daniel zamora DONT give up runs when the bases were loaded
jeez

Daniel Palka got a hit, this is not a drill

Who?

Yes

The meter dropped below the Padres though.

Excuse me?

BEEEERRRRRRDDDDDDS

BREWERS WIN BREWERS WIN

>cubs now 1/2 game out
Lmao if you have to win a game do it today

I'm convinced now. Fuck those cheating umpdres!

>2% call same
What the fuck?

you just got two K's already. Calm your shit

I like this actually. It could be the next step to finally getting robot umpires and kicking the current pathetic lot out. Not even a Cubs fan or Padres hater. Just an umpire hater.

I'm guessing it means 2% that ball gets called the same as what it was called. it's not worded well, so I'm not sure

That's insane then.

>some autist on 4channel posting his cubs folder will influence the MLB offices

Fuck umpires. Learn how do you your jobs!

She SUCC me

Mets sweep the D-backs and stay in the hunt. D-backs could only muster 4 runs in those 4 games, compared to the mets 26. Could it happen?

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>its another cubs fans invade an away game episode

There is nothing wrong with going to an away game.

Looks like we're only down to a couple of the lifelongs left. Just keep up the scubas and cusb and they'll be gone like the rest of them.

If you want insane
The called strike 3 here had a 0.00% chance of being called a strike based all previous pitches.

kek scubas

Good guys lead 3-0 in San Diego now.

*bad guys

youtube.com/watch?v=5_zVzgc8dlc
4:30

Ump Diego*

>at first I thought it was false flagging
you are lucky, seems like you don't have to deal with cub fans often or else you wouldn't have made that mistake

*Good guys

cubs arent the good guys when you invade stadiums

What's wrong Padres? Did the check bounce?

NEW

>Being so beloved you have fans across the country.
That's quintessential good guy behavior.

You will never be this mad at the superiority of Chicago.

Superiority in what, exactly? Going 100+ years without a World Series?
Getting killed by vibrant multicultural urban youths?
Being a homosexual?

You will never be this mad

Scuba kek

Why is this special needs player always tripping?

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yu mad?

It’s in his contract that he has to lay on the ground with his ass up in a submissive position a certain number of times a year so that the Boystown fans have something to fantasize over

>Forgetting that he scored a run and stole 3rd.
LOL

>special needs player

You answered your own question

he stole 3rd and singled and walked in redemption

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one would say he is not a student of the game

BG royals

It's a word that >cusb fan use when they refuse to admit that their team is middling, at best.
>see "

Cubs winning the Darvish vs Arrieta battle

except the mets do have a good rotation. Their issue this season was pretty much their bullpen blowing SEVERAL games and the offense going to shit at the worst of times
really showing that with a barely above .500 record for darshit

>What is run support and the pen
The irony of ironies when you claim the mest have a good rotation.

?
The mets do have a good rotation

It's not as good as you think it is.

how come? please tell me

Dads pls

Good Guy Yu mowing down these Duds.

deGrom is very good. True Ace #1
Thor is inconsistent and injury prone A#3 if I ever saw one
Wheeler ain't that great. A #4 at best.
Matz is an average MLB starter
Stroman is slightly above average.

okay

>deGrom is very good
ononononon

yeah, he is. have you seen him pitch? Or you just look at a pitchers win/loss record and think "holy shit hes good!"

I'm not sure what point that you're trying to make. deGrom isn't good?

>degrom
>good
I think you need to pick one

yeah I pick both because hes gonna get another cy young this year

He's the reigning Cy Young winner you fucking retard.

>Cy Young winner
is Rick Porcello good?

Good guys extend the lead to 4-0

See? The thing is that deGrom is great, but he doesn't make the rest of the Mets shit heap any better. One top of the line starter can't make a great rotation all by himself. Thor is waaaaaaaay over rated, as are the rest. Maybe just not as much as Thor. It's the illusion of a good rotation. More unrealized potential than anything else.
Potential =/= Good
Potential = Potential

He was that year. But he didn't deserve the CY. Verlander wuz robbed. Do I get to smack Kate's fat ass now?

???
Porcello won because of W/L shit. Degrom had a 1.7 ERA last season and this season he still is that dominant pitcher albeit a 2.7 ERA. Hes a stud
They can be good though. Again, wheeler isnt the most AMAZING pitcher but this 2nd half he has turned it around. Stroman has been iffy but IF he turns his shit around (which he did show against the D-backs) then maybe he can serve well. Syndergaard could be traded and matz is a wild card of being stellar one night, then shitting the bed. Mets rotation still is top 3 in the NL though

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why are you showing a cubs fan holding a cardinals logo?

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My point is that deGrom is not good... he's great :)!

There are a lot of ifs, coulds and buts in your post. I didn't say that they couldn't be good, I said that they aren't. There's a big difference.
>Top 3 NL
I laughed pretty hard at that.

So tell me YOUR top 3 NL rotations

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1 doyers
2 nats
3 cards

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1.okay fair
2.besides straus and scherzer, eh
3.que? Cards have been good yes but I dont think they are top 3. Top 5 for sure

Dodgers
Nationals
Braves
In that order

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also reds are better

we get it cubs you hate the cardinals seethe more about the umps stealing a darvish 14 K game

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>besides straus and scherzer, eh
You're forgetting Corbin, who has been solid to very good and Sanchez, who, after a terrible start, when he was hurt, has also been very good for 3 months. #5 is a black hole, admittedly.

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Corbin is iffy and sanchez is good also. The mets can compete with that *when their shit isnt fucking garbage* but the top 5 can be this
dodgers
nationals
mets
cardinals
braves
In no particular order
also fuck off spammer we actually are discussing shit here

Nice photo shops Cubs fans. Everyone knows about boystown and you were literally the first gay sports team:

When I started working for the gay press in 2000 via the newspaper Chicago Free Press, my very first sales call was to the Chicago Cubs. The Chicago Cubs became the first professional male sports team to advertise in a gay paper in the country and I am proud to spearhead that effort.

In 2001 I organized the largest a Gay Day at a major league sporting event at Wrigley Field called Out at The Ballgame (now called Out at Wrigley). From 2001 to 2003 we purchased 2,000 seats inside Wrigley Field.

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dodgers
nationals
cardinals
reds
braves
cubs
mets
in that order

Corbin is way better than any starter the Mets have except deGrom.

I mean do the reds deserve their credit if they are gonna keep losing their games? The other day sonny gray had a no hitter and lost it from a 3 run shot

gay louis kek

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>umpdres

What's wrong? Check bounced?

>muh Japanese Babe Ruth

debatable. I say hes better than wheeler and stroman but not the other three.
>"durrrrrrrr umpdres shit"
you fucking dominated a padres team without tatis. Congratufuckinglations

>reds
>cubs
Naw man. Just naw.
I'd put Mets at #4 or #5 in the NL.

reds have bauer castillo and gray and wood

reds DO have a good rotation, its just they lose a fuck ton of games from NO RUN SUPPORT. Cubes are iffy but they do have some good chips

STAY MAD

raise a banner in wrigley: took 2 games against the middling padres on an 8 game road trip, darvish struck out 14!

>but not the other three
deGrom, sure. That's not even up for debate.
Thor? No. No way.
Who else? Matz?
Dude. The fuck you smoking?

It's almost like ump- was never a thing and was actually just a defense mechanism you rationalized. I'm glad the cubbies brought some competition today. It would have been a bad look to argue that you deserved a place in the post-season coughing up a series to the Dads this close to it. Splitting one is much more defensible.

I watch my team, and I can see those two being good pitchers when they are at their best.
well the thing is: splitting a 4 game set against the dads and going 3-5 on a crucial road stretch doesnt help you at all

I didn't say the Reds didn't have a good one. Just not as good as the Mets have. They're close though.

they're better

>I watch my team, and I can see those two being good pitchers when they are at their best.
>when they are at their best.
>when
Potential. I rest my case, your Honor.

>doesnt help you at all
user, did the context clues in my post not make it clear that I'm not a fan of the Cubs?

>BERDS!

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Imagine splitting a fucking series with the padres and acting like you won holy shit ahahahahahahahahahah

I mean, im speaking for the cubs and where they stand in that wild card race. Not saying you are a fan of them, but if I am a cubs fan, this would've been the worst case scenario coming into today. Not only that the brewers are still not dead even without yelich, and the mets are still alive even when they should have been in the grave a month ago

Gay louis!

That is an accurate descriptive statement, and one I agree with. Well done, user.

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>angels training staff
>angels medical staff
>angels

again, they are good. Everyone has a shit start every now and then. Noah is great when he pitches like a stud, but the entire ramos/nido situation is gonna get his ass traded most likely
the mets are still alive after the following
>2nd most blown saves in the majors
>10-4 implosion in the 9th against the nationals
>6 game losing streak a while back
>swept by the fucking marlins
>TWO 18 inning losses on the road
>no cespedes at all
>Hampered to death from injuries
>losing to the 100+ loss tigers
and yet, they are 76-70 and still have a slim shot at the playoffs. This team cant be killed

Noah is a clubhouse cancer. He's not even that good. Believes his own hype. Way too inconsistent. He's Chris Sale.

>BERDS!

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Mang stop posting chicago fans

lol @ dbags

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The thing about Syndergaard is that he's just a hard thrower. He doesn't know how to pitch. He can't hold runners. He has spotty control. Fastball. Hard slider. That's all he has. He has no other effective pitches. Velocity. When he starts to lose that, which will be soon, he's going to regress. Hard.

He can be dominant still, but I expect noah traded soon anyway. I expect him traded since the mets might not want to deal with his ass next season. Hes a fan favorite, but bad in the clubhouse

I remember when all the Mets fans thought Matt Harvey was the next Tom Seaver.
Matt Harvey. Fat, drunken Matt Harvey.
Hahahahahahaha. Matt Fucking Harvey.

What do you like about Recker and what don’t you like about him?

you say that, but matt harvey from his debut to 2015 he was incredible. But then he had his pisser fuck up, and then the game 5 depression fucked him over. Poor man. jerry seinfeld brought it up in that game against the phillies.

forbes.com/sites/jeffarnold/2019/09/12/cubs-are-mired-in-bad-baseball-and-theo-epstein-has-seen-enough/

>cubs are mired in bad baseball

What happened to all the white sox fans? No more woeposting or sigh or ughposting after losing for the 7th straight season?

>Doggie Doos

please stop

I've had enough..just have some mercy and human empathy...

those were falseflaggers you retard

They are though. The cubs should be a top team with all that talent, yet they are barely hanging onto a 2nd wild card spot over a yelich-less brewers. insane.
>"Yet, more the injuries, the lack of consistency in the Cubs’ play – dating back to last season – is what has Epstein irked the most. "

doggie doos will be a first round exit, I can feel it in my bones

doyers @ os

Didn't the White Sox say they were mired in mediocrity before they blew it all up? How suspicious.

>But then he had his pisser fuck up, and then the game 5 depression fucked him over
The Mets organization mishandled him as badly as I've ever seen a team ruin a player's career. Since Kerry Wood any way.

The medical staff was HORRIBLE back when harvey was dealing. Then again he was a boras client and he became worse and worse until 2017 when he finally got traded. Shame because fans adored him
youtu.be/N759aiwZcVg

kek

The entire Mets organization is a shit show. From the top down. Front office. Coaching staff. Training staff. I mean, they signed Tim Tebow. Tim Tebow. That tells you everything you need to know about the Mets. They're a joke.

Better former Met: Matt Harvey or Anthony Recker? What’s the reason for your choice?

Recker has a Hall of Fame ass.

Cubs win!
Cubs win!!

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>Umpdres

the magic number is 13

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s-stop!!!!

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>Recker has a Hall of Fame ass.
Male Ass Hall of Fame?

THREE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS LOL

n-no!!!! a-anything but that!!!

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So I've been told.

Woohoo

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>Laughs in Spanish

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Why did he get ejected? He swung?

>rain delay

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Read the info bar

Sniff

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it's been a few rainy days here. it's lucky we weren't rain delayed yesterday tbqh

Two guys wearing MAGA hats at the Atlanta/Phillies game.

>atlanta/phillies fans
>douches
Yeah. That sounds about right.

I'm surprised they allow treason hats at ballgames.

>migapedes

Yay. Baseball.

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Are the Red Sox going to win again this year? I dont follow baseball but need to know thanks

>steroids letting all the Yankees hit 30 HRs yet killing them softly

Kek

>Yay. Baseball.
Yay!

I don’t have many regrets in life. I do regret not taking my pupper to bark in the park (live one state over, about 3 hour drive, would HAVE to pay for parking pass, etc)

Meanwhile in the NL East...

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How do you watch this shit

Nats Pup in the Park is tomorrow. My dog is dead though. It hurts desu.

What do you mean?

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>dodgers cant beat the FUCKING ORIOLES
>asstros cant score against chokeland

Just cancel the season and give the Yankees the trophy already. 122-51

i literally don't get it

Yes.

it's not over dumbass

Your mother and I aren't getting any grandchildren, are we, son?

It's because you're uncultured.

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>Wanting to condemn your grandchildren to painful death because of current conservative government policies destroying the planet.
Why are you so selfish and cruel dad?

Cuckservatives in this thread...just ugh.... Stupid republitards...ugh

Our year bitches.

>loseton

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Why the fuck did that orilels pitcher just give up

>if you dont like these anime boobies then youre uncultured

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the whole team gave up months ago, user.

Conservative spotted

>why yes, I do watch anime, how could you tell?

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Would you fuck Recker and if so why?

>This triggers the philistines.

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i hate zoomer politics

>my favorite TV shows? I only watch anime because I have TASTE

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i see literally no situation in which the astros don't score

Your season is over. We 122-51 now

I'm chewing bubble gum and going conservative hunting...and I'm all out of bubble gum.

Guaranteed you do more harm to the planet than any right winger has. Shave your neckbeard and get a job

>someone post the anime draft I have more waifus to claim!

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Someone kill this conservative. I want his ass on a platter.

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Serve me his ass... And I'll tell you about his cons

I have a job retard. My money just goes to me instead of some parasite that will hate me for what you did to the planet.

Leave the Stankees to me

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Alright let's all practice our methods of calming down.
Breathe in. Hold
Breathe out.
Breathe in. Hold.
Breathe out.
This time make it longer.
Breathe in. *hold* *hold*
Breathe out...
Ah... We aren't so tense anymore

The Braves aren't making it past the Division Series.

How did Smoltz ever recover from this?
>m.youtube.com/watch?v=gobOqy6d178

They're winning the WS against the stankees.
>ACUNA HOMER

The Yankees aren't making it either
Dodgers Astros
Astros in 6.

Which >mad are you
Braves will btfo the birds
Or the Gnats

Rangers playing spoiler for the rest of the season.

Dodgers wont make it past the divisional series.
Shit team
Shittier fans
Shittiest franchise

Asstros are also shit the only reason they got a WS is because they got to play the shit franchise that is the >doyers.

they also had to play the al

Whoever wins the WC isn't beating LA

Nationals and cubs and brewers are very capable assuming their bullpens don't fail

Arcade league is utter shit
LA will choke. Wont even play more than 3 games

so the whole league is shit?

*if LA doesnt choke in regular season

Houuuu aboard!

NL is competitive but the BTFO out of each other giving the AL team that memes their way to the series an easy win.

499 and new and shit

Dodgers, Braves, Cardinals
Brewers, Mets

Yankees, Astros, Twins
A's, Indians

Mets>Brewers

A's>Indians

Mets>Dodgers
Braves>Cardinals

A's>Twins
Yankees>Astros

Mets>Braves
Yankees>A's

Mets>Yankees

shave your neckbeard and stop drinkingsoy

Yankees arent losing another game this season

We 122-51 now. 1996 and 1999 still trigger you?

>he thinks are losing another game this season period

122-51