/heem/ - friendship edition

I EM NOT DUCK

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>Fought nate diaz: Lost but won the rematch
>Fought the law: lost but won the rematch
>Fought Jameson: Lost but won the war
>Fought an old man: Lost the story but won the fight
Conor beats canbib in the rematch and there is no doubt about it.

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*ducks a title defense*

>CONOR = CHICKENT
>KHABIB = DUCK
>TONY = ?
FALCON?

Ducks Unlimited is a wholly owned subsidiary of Ferguson Enterprises International; Ferguson Enterprises International, living rent free, in your head

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>YOU CAN'T HIT HIM HE'S ALREADY OUT REF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF STOP THE FIGHT STOP THIS PLEASE STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

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why khabib fears him so much?

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Tony is ducking Stipe

You left out a chapter in his career, b.

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True. He's definitely no Khabob level ducker

haha top-tier cawlmedy my man

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is the top one barboza?

he wins the rematch

mmaweekly.com/ufc-octagon-girl-ban-australian-politicians-trying-to-make-it-happen-ahead-of-ufc-243

What a country.

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It's all so tiresome. Khabib will never fight Tony.

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LET'S WRITE TONY'S SUICIDE NOTE ONE WORD A TIME SO HE COULD USE IT ONCE KHABIB DUCKS HIM AGAIN. I'LL START.

Dear,

Our politicians are the worst most horrible cretins in the entire world it's not surprising they'd have this stance, they hate fucking everything.

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Defend Or Vacate

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>dear,
Immediately fucked it up after typing one (1) word in your own native language.

if i fart in a jar will it get banned in abostralia?

Cazzie

La reconquista de Aztlan a demorado 10 pies mad alto! :^)

you're not thinking of >deer are you?

It’s time to nuke that shithole

Aggressive scents are unwelcome in that safe space.

>Labor
Yeah, they're our socialist/SJW party.

You faggots doubted me when I wrote this last week....

>"Khabib Nurmagomedov: UFC asked me to headline UFC 200 against Georges St-Pierre"

Then this happened....

>"Khabib turned down fight at UFC 200 because of Ramadan"

You now remember this...

>This is not the first time that Khaibib opted out of a fight because of Ramadan. Back in 2014, the Dagestan native rejected a fight with Donald Cerrone for exactly the same reason.

Should we call Khabib a Duck now!?

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You faggots now will burn in the pits of hell for all eternity! DOUBT ME NOW, FAGGOTS!

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Khabib the type of guy

How are you gonna say "Dear, [name]"... wtf is that comma doing there?

they always ruin everything

for memes

Wow he eats fries? I've been eating brown rice, chicken and broccoli 4 times a day for a week trying to lose weight. I have no energy, constant headaches and feel like I want to die.

out of all the pressing issues facing a country. they make this a priority

but petrol is welcome anytime.

ass backwards country!

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confirmed Chilean English superior to American
>Dear,
>I just can't take it anymore,

Its funny there was a jew russian rapper who planned a concert in dagestan, khabib intervened and canceled it, because it was too degenerate for his people.

Unironically based.

>Khabib's wife is actually a distant relative of his. In an interview with Russian newspaper Sport-Express, Khabib's father Abdulmanap confirmed the fact and even claimed that she already had the surname Nurmagomedova before they tied the knot.

>In the future, Khabib could have more wives, with his muslim beliefs allowing him to have up to four.

>His father has claimed that all men in their family get another wife when they are in their 50s or 60s. Both Khabib's father and grandfather had two wives.

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Khabib the type of guy to sneak tiramisu during ramadan

Have you tried stopping eating?
Maybe use a knife to cut your weight down.... oh... wait.

Felix is a scholar

"Nex fite es boiger dubble chayz. Give me few dez guhys."

It's been days. Khabib is pulling an El Cuck You-e on Tony getting a title shot isn't he?

show his dick

I'd heem her in Round 1, easily.

Blessed roids.

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Khabib should buy a tiramisu factory to counter Canor's whiskey line

show dick/10

I stay on bus

>r1, tony and khabib begin to square off
>light contact, feeling each other out
>out of nowhere, Khabib delivers a powerful kick to Tony's leg
>an explosion resounds throughout the stadium as Tony's body is gibbed and throw onto the crowd
>the chip was real

We already know who he's grooming to be his second wife! :^)

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>five seconds

leave it penn, habbib's mine

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no wonder all the dagestani fighters look so inbred

Something like a retarded platypus, probably

Khabib is the type of guy to call out old retired welterweights and ask them to drain their body for a "legacy fight"

wtf
whered my indigenous feets edition herm thread go

it was my turn

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that isn't bj penn

wtf

Name an ex-fighter who looks worse than fat Nick Diaz

youtube.com/watch?v=DaDyX84SK-E&feature=youtu.be&t=367
>undefeated

>Five seconds is all it took to turn Askren from a draw to an irrelevant can

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*lights out habbib's 20 secs into the fight*

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brendan schaub

Joe rogan. Very rarely does a person physically repulse me like he does

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kek

The mini Khabib stuff is weird as hell I'm surprised it's still going on

Arturo Gatti

>95390613
>13

What did Aldo mean by this?!?

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If I was in the ufc I'd be such a beast bro. When I get in the zone I black out and just go beast mode. Noone could stop me when I'm like that

that carbieber is a dirty mudslime pedo

>Joe Rogan
>ex-fighter

Hey Infidels,
My name is Khabib, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever performed any suicide bombings? I mean, I guess it’s fun shooting random innocents in the streets for Allah, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of Clawja.
Don’t be an American. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of Al Quaeda, and starter on my Sambo team. What sports do you play, other than “Canor McGregor Won The 3rd Round”? I also get undefeated fighting streaks, and have a banging hot 12 year old girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all infidels who should just kill yourselves in a horrible bombing. Thanks for listening. Inshallah.

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everybody has a plan until they get pee'd in the face

this is the man to defeat BJ Penn

Didn't he used to?

backwards people

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>95390666
>666
>If I was in the ufc I'd be such a beast bro
>such a beast
>a beast

What did satan mean by this?!

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so sleepy right now

Based, checked, and keked

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Why does tony have a lot of russian fans?

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how sleepy?

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Schaub looked like "big brown" from the beginning
You are probably right. It's just we get used to how he looks
His shape is atrocious but he just look average. Nick looks like he got stung by bees
Didn't his wife kill him years ago?
Damn, he aged hard.

conor

shut the fuck up you commie fuck

Khabib have inspired me to become muslim. I will no longer be called Erik Stenström. My name is now Erik ibn-Suecia al-stenström.

You would think that by how he talks, but in reality he just did some karate in a local gym or some shit. He acts like he's fought in a promotion before, but he's really only famous for hosting fear factor.

pretty sleepy

based

want michelle waterson to rub her pussy on my tongue desu

this is the post

i shit on bus

This picture makes me sad. Why won't he just juice again? There's no way he's on trt in this pic right? Or did his body just fall apart?

Aldo's the best.

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>ibn-Suecia
>ebin suicide

what did sweden mean by this?

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Now you must find a little girl to flex on all the infidels with like Khabib

>Mixed-style fighter (MMA) Khabib Nurmagomedov reacted to a statement by the head of Chechnya, Ramzan Kadyrov, about the role of Imam Shamil in the war with Russia in the Caucasus in the 19th century. He posted a comment post on Instagram.
Nurmagomedov reminded of Imam Shamil’s manhood and how he received “ten through wounds” during the battles. “I swear by Allah, sometimes I feel ashamed because I know how far I am from just being like Imam Shamil,” the athlete wrote.

>Earlier, on August 7, Kadyrov, in an interview with Chechnya Today, said that Imam Shamil rebelled against his country. When asked about his role in the fate of the Chechen people, the head of the republic answered that children, women and old people were dying because of him from cold and hunger.
Post yfw Kadyrov imprisons Khabib in a labor camp

Heh, nothing personal, Goof.

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GH and his muscles stretched his skin too much. His skin in not elastic enough to restore because of his age too. His endocrine system doesn't work well too
They have been shitposting about this for months on Instagram. An average citizen of Caucasus behaves on Instagram like a Jordanian on heem.

are you a muslim?

Of course not

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Wrong, he owned his own school in boston, he's a taekwondo black belt, and on top of that he kickboxed for a good while and stopped because he if I remember correctly, started to get cte.

You have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

Abalone

Why are you caping for Rogan, of all people

>At nineteen, he won the US Open Championship taekwondo tournament as a lightweight.[9][2][disputed – discuss] .He was a Massachusetts full-contact state champion for four consecutive years and became a taekwondo instructor.[2][5] Rogan also practiced amateur kickboxing and held a 2–1 record;[14] he retired from competition at 21 as he began to suffer from frequent headaches and feared worse injuries.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Rogan

and while kickboxing he was doing stand up, and has apperaly done some other martial arts.

FRITZ, YOU IDIOT!!

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>2–1 record
b-beast

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She's perfect.

must be pretty rough to lose fedor and be left with carbeep to represent your country

I would like to see Dustin vs Jose at 155.

does this girl ever take this hat off

I would like to see you shut the fuck up

>dad why do I have to keep posing for these pictures
>SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU WANT FOOD ON THE TABLE RIGHT
>dad pls youre screaming again
>SHUT THE FUCK UP, HOLD ON DANA'S ON THE PHONE AND HE WANTS 10 MINUTES OF YOUR ASS
>dad I dont like mr Dana
>SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DO WHAT HE TELLS YA

Put something in my mouth then.

She got gorgeuos eyes and when her dad is done pimping her for the UFC she can earn real $$s for me

She is missing the top of her skull, the hat is necessary to to protect her brain from the elements

I can't even see them and I can tell her teeth are shit

is there a mini mcgregor to book a fight against mini carbeep?

Poirier is too big for Aldo, didn't you see what he did to skinny ass Holloway

>Masvidal is a literal Joker incel-poster
Hahahahahahahaha

rare pepe

she has big rabbit teeth

Mma fans who stopped caring about him after he decided to come back after the retirement. He is a nice guy but as many other fighters the only thing he can do is to fight.
In general, martial arts are not very popular here. Everyone wants to play football

DISGUSTING

He did not duck one punch all night

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he was winning the standup game and decided to let holloway win

Aldo slips punches a lot better than Max, it would bring the absolute best out of Aldo. And Poirier can push a pace on Aldo but it's unlikely enough to make Aldo gas. It would be such a great fight.

Does anybody fight shorter than Cerrone? He fights shorter than Artem, he's like a rock em sock em robot

Donald Cerrone vs. Justin Gaethje
Glover Teixeira vs. Nikita Krylov
Todd Duffee vs. Jeff Hughes
Michel Pereira vs. Tristan Connelly
Uriah Hall vs. Antonio Carlos Junior
Misha Cirkunov vs. Jimmy Crute

No offence taken David D. Davidson: I've got more IPs than you've got seconds in the day. I'll die for these picks, you already knew that though. lol

yeah she's uglier than kylie though, she has her own instagram

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So is that kabib's wife, daughter, groupie? Never got the story there.

youtube.com/watch?v=AA-2Q0Yc6lg

It's not gonna happen folks. The fight is cursed.

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based

Sorry I didn't pay attention to your past Bullshido career Joe. Don't see how this is anything beyond doing taekwondo at his local gym. He only did Taekwondo for like 4 years. Taekwondo hardly makes you a fighter, especially when other people were mentioning people like Nick Diaz and Mark Coleman. If he had won a us wrestling tournament that would have been impressive, but not many people do taekwondo in the US besides kids bad at real sports.

daughter

Joe could probably kick your ass.

Why is life so rough, boiz? Poirier was winning the story until he lost it.

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She lives in an empty studio apartment with her father in San Diego California the address of which is obtainable through a simple whitepages.com search. Get your picks in.

Gaethje
Krylov
Duffee
Pereira
Shoeface
Crute

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Kevin Lee has too much European blood to larp as a black man.

>-3 points

"Timeline" posts are one of the gayest things on reddit along with "le MMA gods" faggotry

*feeds you a P3 Portable Protein Pack™, the official protein of the UFC*

>Yeah bro Joe is so tough man he could kick your ass
>Joe "This is my wife's daughter" Rogan
youtu.be/uLVMiR4S4Fs

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Then run for office you dumb fuck. Politicians have more power than even the Rothschilds why do you think they have to constantly bribe them. The one thing the Jews don't have is the courage to be out in the open. Run for office win, kick these faggots out.

You need to be special kind autistic to get your mma fanfiction downvoted on reddit

Shut up Luke

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is this fucker really ducking Tony?

how do you know about that shit?

Shut up bitch

Gaethje
Krylov
Duffee
Pereira
Hall
Cirkunov

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Dude needs to lay off the test treatments, making him super emotional.

She's been physically flushed since Colby dumped her

Now go fuck a goat sandwich

In my favorite timeline, the Fertittas come back and buy the whole joint for like 11 cents on the dollar and then start a tournament that runs once every 4 years like the olympics and then they become the Real Olympics and then one day we use sport as a replacement for war and when Jesus returns he doesn't cast down the sinners because everything is cool and he just says "meh, fuck it, I'll stay here Dad"

I coomed, time to go to bed

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busted

>IT'S CHOWDER I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU, ESPECIALLY THOSE OF YOU ON THE JURY!

Colby was with her?

This next card actually looks like it will be good

Hey Coral continuing our conversation about Boca: if you are doing a degree in business or hospitality let me know my cousin graduated from there and is head honcho (short of being the literal owner) at a 5 star resort in florida. 100% sure I could get you in the door there.

Cut back on rice/carbs and use protein drinks and greek yogurt as snacks. Drink coffee or take caffeine pills for energy if you lack it. If you drink alcohol, switch from beer to vodka and seltzer. I dropped 14 lbs in 3 months from doing this and my abs are starting to come in nicely.

not really everybody want that fight already and would be risky to not give it ali always talk bullshit to piss off people, they are definitely fighting but I don’t think it will happen this year

Colby fucked Paige, Valerie Loureda, Shinju Auclair, and Mackenzie Dern before they were with their current husbands/bfs.

Tbh I'd actually enjoy a tekken style tournament where people have to fight over a few weeks to be crowned the king of iron fist and they all come from different regions. I guess that's what the ufc was now it's just mma every third day with a card full of nobodies.

Or just have more variety. If you are hating your meals that will sap you of tons of energy. You get lethargic and tired and start to hate your own routine because the meals are shit. Learn to cook and hit your macros.

He's probably thinking of Cody

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meant Cody kek

>Lost but won enough money to be set for life

Wow who would have known that all this time spent on /heem/ would finally pay off for my good old pal Coral. I guess it wasn't a waste after all.

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Feel like 2020 is going to be the start of another really good few years of MMA like 2013-2016 after the pure dogshit that was 2017-2019.

Didn't realize they were together kek based Cody. Wish he wasn't flushed bros he was the only bantamweight I cared about.

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>won enough money to be set for life
>enough money to be set for life
>set for life
>for life
He's already blew most of it that's why he's begging for another big fight

One of those days guys.

You can't unflush a brain

youtube.com/watch?v=5mLQ5oZqAUY
he dumped her ass too see 3:55

Is this in your head canon?

>dern
ugh, THE NEXT ROUSEY..That whole shit pissed me off.

Finance major, I may have something in the works already but that's incredible kind of you.
I made some good friends on here, time not wasted at all.

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No he didn't

What a Chad

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Manlets stay winnin

>Begging for another big fight
He could fight an unranked shitter and it would be a draw. He wants Khabib again because he lost. He did the same thing with Diaz. Stipe did the same with DC.

Not really sure what it is about Cody that reels in the thots but I remember watching 227 with a few normie whores present and they all commented on him being hot. Dont understand it bros but whatever.

Women like a broken man, it gives them something to fix.

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He’s well groomed and generally good looking. A bit high maintenanced and punk rock dorky but still good looking

tattoos and lean. They probably didn't realize he's a manlet though

meant forBut he's not really a bad looking guy in general I guess.

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COPE
he's burning his money on shitty whiskey and hush money from assaults.

you're flushed

this is conors accountant

lol i thought you were talking about mini khabib's dad. pic highly related.

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>fighting Tony and Gaethje back to back
is Cowboy going to be the first person to die in the octagon?

Surely you can name some of these good friends of yours?

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where is her mom?

Canada, an Australian named Casey, another Floridabro that takes the picks.

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He will go out on his shield like a true Spartan.

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Prove it

ĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠĽÛķƛŠ

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"You were interim champ. I'm now undisputed champ. Show me some respect, yes?" He asked. Before he can answer, he freezes as Khabib is in his face brushing his lips against his own. It's unexpected, but it doesn't feel weird. Again like in the fight, Khabib is demanding something from him and he feels to depressed to resist. He kissed him back, running his hand around his neck as his opponent brought their tongues together.

Dustin could barely enjoy it, before the champ pulled back smiling. "Bathe, but don't put clothes on. You look nice, like this" Khabib said stroking his face, he got up, got his hat and walked out of the bathroom. Dustin grabbed his sponge and a bottle of gel, soaping himself clean. Until all the sweat, blood and fears were drowning in the tub.

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Younger girls seem to like guys who look like fuck ups and have a bunch of tattoos. It isn't until they get a little bit older that they start like more conservative looking men because they start to think about wanting a provider. That's just my take anyway. Cody also has a symmetrical face so I'm sure that helps and they probably don't realize he's a manlet, but he is right at the cut-off. It's not like Cejudo where he's a turbo manlet who consistently gets mogged by wmma fighters.

easy see his last interview

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dude if I'm your friend why do you bully me all the time

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i think you'd be surprised

>Finance major
nice. yeah it really wouldn't take any effort just a test message i'm sure he'd give you an interview lmao

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He'll be fine, cowboy is a heartlet he always gives up before he can get truly injured

Friends rag on each other, at least mine did.

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Ah I see. So tell me what's been going on with you lately. Seeing any new girls recently?

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It's funny because cejudo isn't even a bad looking guy but I guess if you're 5'3" you are forever a joke to women

yeah you're right bro, it's just pranks

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After Gaethje he will have fought Perry, Hernandez (yeah he's a shitter), Iaquinta, Tony, and Gaethje in a year's time. He's probably the only fighter you can accurately say never ducks anyone. He's probably the greatest journeyman of all time when you factor in how active he has been throughout his career.

>writing fan-fiction about MMA fighters.
Wew lad.

So no proof then? Ok. Keep my boy's name out of your fat lips before I flush you. Got it?

Shev vs. Rousey, prime-for-prime. How does it go down?

Why does her dad look like a 17 year old

Just school and watching fights, gonna get back into BJJ to help with some depression. Nope, no new girls, the first one was a fluke.
That was a prank they're both with women.

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melbourne isn't a country

just he like flushed a drunk Irish man right?
>NOBODY CAN TAKE ME LEFF

>That was a prank they're both with women.
So was Rock Hudson, and where is he at now?

At least he has a giant head though so that helps make him look bigger. At that height you really need money or power for women to take you seriously. This is probably why Cejudo is a gold medalist and a double champ. He has no time for women he's training and thinking about fighting 24/7. Just years of manlet rage channeled into a productive cause.

>Joe lauzon has a fight scheduled
For mentally retarded meatheads like Condit or Sanchez I can see why you would need to keep taking ass beatings to pay the Bill's but doesn't Joe have a compsci degree? Why is he doing this to himself?

who is that

Damn bro, sorry to hear that. Yeah, depression is lousy. I didn't know you did BJJ though. Gi or no gi?

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ya mad backwards cunt, you're like a woman with that phone

gi, I had stopped recently but want to get back into it

based conor fan

>Not really sure what it is about Cody that reels in the thots

Good looking, fit, has money, is famous, trained fighter (can provide protection), tatted up (bad boy), etc.

The only thing going against him is he's a manlet and a moron with CTE, which you wouldn't be able to tell really just from seeing him on television.

Freestyle wrestlers are shit at MMA, American folkstyle is vastly superior in combat and should be the international standard for competition.

Heartthrob movie star from the 60's that turned out to be gay. I think he died of AIDS

He did indeed die of AIDS, I guess I shouldn't be making references to people that nobody knows about

That’s an overlooked good point. Also this may sound stupid, but a simple tip, just eat to the point where you are satisfied and not full or stuffed.

>journeyman

He's a former champ and has only lost 2 fights in his professional career (20-2). He's not my boy, but he deserves a little more respect than being called a journeyman, especially with how often he fights and how entertaining his fights are.

he was talking about cowboy cerrone

gaethje is a spic faggot

he's talking about cowboy but gaethje is due for a steep decline the way he takes damage. He looked unheemable until he finally got heemed.

t. wog

Is that why Gaethje is so beastly?

> glass jaw
> glass body
> beastly

man I wouldn't want another wife by the time im 50 or 60 just sounds like a pain

Gaethje put an ungodly beating on Poirier and Alvarez who are both all time great YFC lightweights. Yeah he lost but he still hung in with them and put them through hell. He is definitely a firmly top 5 fighter and he deserves a title shot or at least an eliminator bout when he beats Cowboy.

which fighter is this?

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Oh, fer sure he's going to die from brain damage. He's worse than Schaub already.

>Gaethje
>recently beat Vick and Barboza
>both cans
haha, man, beast.

>> glass jaw
his jaw is pretty based but his dumbass Homer'd his way through punches. a weaker man would've been HEEM'd more. thankfully his defense is better now

Oh shit, my bad. I shouldn't post when I'm fucked up. Yeah, Cowboy is the embodiment of a journeyman fighter.

any fighter that is suspended

Ya I wasn't trying to diminish his accomplishments in the ufc. I hope to see him fight for the title before that steep decline comes if it does.

ummm no sweety, gaethje is looking better than ever

Someone post Dustin heeming Khabib

Dana

t. POOier

name one good gaethje win

all of them, dude's a super exciting fighter to watch

I stopped pretending and finally made peace with the fact that dustin won against khabib
Have you?

this one

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is this what happens when you're boy will never become champion?

Listen, you have to stop coping
Dustin won

Worst edition of the week so far

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I did not care for Griffin vs. Bonnar.

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take away the rear naked choke and khabib didn't win that fight.

Just not broken enough you beat them. Trust you and me. They want the complicated man not the bore.

Like most old fights, they don't age well at all.

Jon Jones shouldn't even be in the top 5 p4p.

This.

It's an overrated fight but you gotta remember that back then people used to boo like crazy whenever a fight went to the ground

Does anyone have the webm of when dustin knocked khabib out in the 4th?

All things considered, Kimbo vs. Dada is the greatest mixed martial arts bout of all time.

Im a Masvisexual

Didn't laugh. Try harder.

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Im not joking

>two men entered the cage
>both almost died
>Dada's heart stopped
>he resurrected
>Kimbo died a few days later
TRULY A KINO FIGHT

God I wish I were taller

Go to bed Henry

i wish god were taller

Anyone have the one where he heems the camera lady?

If cejudo starts eating 10 big mac's a day for a couple of weeks what are his chances at the lightweight strap?

>Khabib isn't fighting Tony
Fuck this boy

Hunnerd pursent

Literally the only thing Tony has that can threaten Khabib is his cardio. You are past denial if you legitimately believe his retarded schitzojitzo is going to work against someone who isn't a can

All things considered and in many more ways then one, Ben could potentially win the rematch, get the WW Strap and then move up and take the MW strap as well before having a superfight with Khabib at WW again, all by 2020's end.

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the hope is his elbows from the bottom will khabib and his scrambles will make khabib work hard than he wants too eventually causing khabib to gas then it's finally tony time.

gaethje has literally never lost a fight

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Purge the slavs

Nobody is ever in a position to elbow khabib. He doesn't settle into guard like Lee did. He's either posting up high to strike from guard or actively working to pass. Tony will have very little opportunity to work those elbows from the bottom.

>muh elbows from the bottom
oh fer sur khabib loves to chill out in everyones guard. tony's only chance is catching him with some unorthodox shit on the feet early on

Fucker got mogged by a lady

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ferguson will take khabozo to snapdown city and anaconda choke his inbred head off

Why isnt there a fighter using a Evil Clown theme like Doink?
youtube.com/watch?v=IHxojwPs2IM

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Yeah, and Gus will win the rematch, right Swede?

Cejudo is very un-subtly trying to use this gimmick to flirt with Valentina. Its sad!

They're waiting for the Joker movie to drop, then Cejudo is going to do it.

Oh for sure Asscreamed is a better wrestler than Yoel

Tony has looked beatable in the past several times
Khabib has never looked beatable

valentina is a cunt, shit was uncalled for, not even funny.

with matyushenko? hunner percent

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What's even more sad is Gastelum trying to insert himself into the situation and getting left hanging on a high five by Valentina.

Well hey, he got to get choked by her and we don't.

I thought that was Ferguson's gimmick?

Tony has had to fight through adversity in the Octagon, Khabib never has. Who will handle it better if their fight turns into a dogfight?

>"And you know that's always the question with a rising star like Adesanya—is can he deliver when the moment finally arrives. You know we saw what happened with someone like Darren Till in his fight against Woodley, the way he wilted under that opportunity... there's that leg kick again by Adesanya"
>"Joe, he's really finding his range with that but Whittaker has been—ooh! right there! you see!? with that slip, and that right hand, Whittaker's been finding that all night as well. Israel's gonna need to adjust to that if he wants to do this for five rounds"
>"Exactly, when you've got a guy like Robert Whittaker in front of you, you can't afford to make mistakes like that. And I think Adesanya knows that, you see he—"
>*commentating team laughs*
>"Yeah he pointed, he knew it! Props to Whittaker"
>"And you've gotta give it to Adesanya there, always a showman"
>...
>"OH! another right by Whittaker, he's found his range there! OHH HEADKICK! OH HE'S ROCKED, ISRAEL WALKED RIGHT ONTO THAT!"
>"OH WHITTAKER'S PUTTING THE PRESSURE ON HERE JOE!"
>"HE KNOWS THAT—"
>"THAT'S RIGHT! HE KNOWS HE'S GOT HIM HURT HE'S PICKING HIS SHOTS, LOOK AT HIM staying patient, stalking Israel against the cage—OHHH!! THAT'S IT HE'S ON HIM, HE'S ON HIM!"
>"NASTY ELBOWS! OH! OH MY GOD! THIS IS GUNNA BE STOPPED! WHERE'S THE REF THIS—"
>"THAT'S IT! THAT'S IT!"
>"WELL AND HERB DEAN HAS CALLED A STOP TO THIS CONTEST HERE RIGHT IN THE LAST MINUTE OF OUR THIRD ROUND AND PERhaps to the surprise of no one Robert Whittaker has put on a champion display here for the home crowd in Melbourne, Australia!"

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a bunch of insufferable faggots

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Oh so now the Tibau fight wasn't adversity? Conor never won the third round? It's not like getting dropped every fight like Fergucan but Khabib has had some obstacles

pretty based desu, you must hate fun.

does GSP flush Khabib?

Tony Ferguson the type of guy to flush a fart

I'm honestly shocked that UFC held on to ring/octagon girls for this long front and center of all the events. It's a matter of time until UFC as a company bans them, not just a particular country. Look what happened to F1...

Somebody png this

Other than the obvious memes involving Conor and the Alpha male manlet wars, what are some of the best UFC fights in the last 5 years in terms of stories of the fight and overall fight quality?

Tony the type of guy to hear people in his walls and have everybody just forget about it

GSP's wrestling is too one dimensional. Khabib definitely couldn't finish him, but he'd probably win a dominant decision.

>you must hate fun
i hate seeing that stupid shit spammed on every mma related video, it's either this or some dumb comment about luke rockhold's chin

Conor has nothing for Khabib. He's giving up size and has no ground game. Conor literally can't beat Khabib

iktf

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To be frank I can't think of one I remember fondly. If I ever really like a guy and want him to win he gets flushed and embarrassed.

If I'm being honest, the Nunes Cyborg had a great story and got me off the couch screaming with the way it ended, that was a great story and an even better fight, men's or women's. It got me wee little pecker hard

This time Conor won't be afraid of the takedown. He'll read Khabib's feint, step back, and unload the left hand down the middle. Lights out. Goodnight.

Truth.
Consider this, Conor has NEVER lost a rematch and Khabib has literally NEVER won a rematch

How does that work demographic wise? Do 60% of men never marry while the other 40% have multiple wives?

Pretty much how it works here too tobh

People tell me Khabib is undefeated but didn't he lose the story to Tibau and the 3rd round to Conor?

probably high mortality rate for men in that region m8

he straight up lost to Tibau

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When bisping knocked out Rockhold I fucking stood up and clapped for 20 minutes shouting "THATS MY BOY"

t. Multiple boys at AKA

Tibau lost the fight, the story and ultimately the war when Makhachev heem deded him. Conor won the third round, but Khabib won the story of the third as well as the overall story. The war is yet to be determined but Khabib has a strong hold on it

I would be so much more ambitious
and productive knowing I could have another wife at 50

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Tony the type of guy to make this faggot go full SEETHE mode
Ps rockhold has no chin

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My boy? Conor Mcgregor.

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Jorge Masvidal has more professional boxing wins than gooby

Cowboy and Conor have the same boxing records

funny coming from you, the dork that had been sperging out non-stop about masvidal and diaz fighting for a belt

>has only ko'd cutbabby manlets his entire career
>couldn't even ko a geriatric with a clean left the old man wasn't expecting
>thinking he'll even hurt khabib with those pillows he calls fists
Kek

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Kahabib has proven now that he is the biggest active drawl in the UFC (only goob has made that much in a fight before), and he no longer needs conor for money and hype. What purpose could there ever be for a rematch from his perspective

Would you have 4 Japanese wives or would you mix it up? I'd have a jap, kebab, white woman and a negress

did I miss the rematch? FUUUCK

Get your schizophrenia checked by a doctor my guy, it's making you paranoid beyond belief

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Are they going to design a new belt for this BMF shit? I really hope so because if I ever see that faggot Nate Diaz with an actual real UFC belt wrapped around his waist I am officially done with this sport.

My boy? Kelvin Gastelum

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I'd mix it up so that the novelty of different-looking races activates my libido faster. This is nofap science 101.

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liveleak.com/view?t=sDRiZ_1568153188

The exact moment Khabitch lost

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from his perspective? there is none. but his perspective is really not that important, because this is a business.

pretty based
that guy sounded like a massive cuck

Colby vs Edwards would be a really good fight

lol @ that "eugh" sound. How strong do you have to be to knock somebody out or at least daze them with clean strikes?

Imagine getting knocked out by a nigga in overalls
That dudes life is O V E R

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>wearing overalls in the middle of the street

do burgers really do this?

>How strong do you have to be
precision beats power

This is the only way to deal with this kind of situation. Personally though I'd have let off a front kick right up the middle.

sopa de macaco

>Copping an assault felony just because someone tried beta orbiting your gf
Literal shitskin tier brainlet. ISHYGDDT

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He caught it from a blood transfusion. There's no proof that he was gay.

it was super necessary

and YES, Askren IS my boy

It’s known he was gay. It’s not just inferred because of the AIDS thing

t. cuck

Homeboy tried talkin' up his girlie... that heem was super necessary. Give that man the BMF belt!

boom roasted

Boxing was the worst thing for Conor. It's funny how everyone thought taking a year off to focus on pure boxing would make him even better in MMA. He's so much slower and more flat footed now.

Conor learned the hard way that boxing is not real fighting and in no way is it a real sport.

Oh damn, you're right. Apparently I had only read the disinformation about it. There was a lawsuit and everything.

oh fer sher he's less conditioned because of boxxing, no other terdiary facters b

CORAL MCDONALD

YOURE TAKING EVERYTHING I WORKED FOR MOTHERFUCKER

IMA FIGHT YOUR FUCKIN ASS

Khabib is undefeated

he'll flush Poirier again

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wot

bullshit, he's landed multiple 12 to 6's, we don't have competent ref's anymore

You'll do nuttin'

Khabib loses all rematches

Why did Shaub do it? Was it for joe crushing his dreams of being champion, or is because joe tried to force him out of the closet like I read on YouTube?

Most recent one for me is Cowboy vs. Al
>OMG AL IS SUCH A MUNSTER A BEAST WENT 5 ROUNDS WITH KABIB
>looks like a fucking toddler for 5 rounds straight

for some reason people need to be reminded that conor continued training mma when he was preparing for mayweather

Honda vs. Betch got a sticky. Don't pretend it didn't

2019; I am forgotten...

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I remember you, Jesus Sky

Literally every mma fighter is a can, prove me wrong

Vitor Belfo? Can't say I know the guy.

not a single one of em has ever killed a guy in prison, how tough could they be?

Joe son killed his cellmate you cazzie

BTFO

when's his next fight?

fighting a false conviction as we speak

it doesn't count if you killed the guy after your "career" was shitcanned, you gotta be in the ring as an actual killer, he goes to the dining hall as an actual killer

Joe son has a tiny penis though, which automatically makes him a can and a wuss
(same with max holloway)

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Don't talk about my boy like that.

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>(same with max holloway)
When I saw the bush, I honestly got frightened. I didn't know a penis could be completely hidden by half an inch of pubes. Ruined my day.

is that his dick or his thumb

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That's a Hawaiian snake nigga

Khabussy

I've unironically seen bigger clits and bigger labia. Feel so bad for Max but at least he seems happy and has somehow managed to reproduce. Maybe he's an extreme grower.

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Yeah, a business where two parties need to sign a contract. If he is unwilling, there is no business

Still whupped Kevin Pee though

Why do autistic incels immediately think about felony charges as soon as the possibility of violence comes up?

because you can get arrested and put in jail for it? my cousin went to jail for a year in high school because of a similar situation

Because they were brought up in feminized school systems which over penalize violence so they enter the real world thinking any form of physical confrontation will result in "going to jail for assault" despite the fact that literally nobody ever serves jail time for a random barfight/other fistfight.

>thinking about the potential consequences of your actions before doing something needlessly risky makes you an autistic incel

uh, ok...

>he thinks about consequences and doesn't just act on impulse
low t confirmed

youtu.be/KpGoH8MGnio
Holy shit why do journalists ask such retarded fucking questions

>despite the fact that literally nobody ever serves jail time for a random barfight/other fistfight.
Yeah, that's not true. You can unironically, unintentionally kill someone just by one punch if they land their head on the concrete in the right way. It's rare, but it does happen. Is it really worth going to jail for several years and ruining your life for that? Are you even familiar with the concept of risk/reward?

Luke Thomas spoke about this when the video of Gooby punching an old man came out. He says you tend to grow out of this behaviour as you get older because the older you get the more times you see that shit can really go wrong as you keep engaging in risky behaviour. Gooby's still mentally an adolescent. He's managed to act like this and nothing really terrible has happened to him yet.

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>what's something i can ask that makes me stand out but hasn't been asked by the 500 guys before me

I OFFER YOU THIS

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>acting like a literal jungle nigger in public is somehow something to be admired

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>tf
>tp

>imagine this goes through your head when a super necessary event happens

yep, would have simply been better to say "she's taken, incel basedcuck" and he would have been btfo harder and left.

>Donald cerrone never lost a fight

Rizin just uploaded the latest episode of their Confessions series, mostly about Gucci's deletion. It's great stuff as usual brehs

youtu.be/ax47QiFb6o0

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Here's an article about people unintentionally getting killed from just WAN PUNCH:

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38992393

>Many one-punch killings involve young men, often in drink-fuelled, random acts of violence.

>But Finola Farrant, a criminologist at the University of Roehampton, said the circumstances of cases often varied dramatically.

>These can range from unprovoked assaults, to people who have landed fatal blows in self-defence.

>In some cases arguments between close friends have resulted in a fatal punch.

>Last October, Richard Eveleigh was jailed for killing his best friend of 45 years, Paul Lightowler, with a single punch in what the court heard was a "silly" row.

Imagine accidentally killing your lifelong best friend cause you're too much of a fucking subhuman impulsive ape to be able to control your behaviour and think about the very simple consequences of your actions.

Some people seriously should be sterilised.

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Dude you get bullied in school or something? You cant just let people fuck with you whenever they want because 'uhh if I hit dem der hed could hit concrete'. The cops will laugh at you if you go to them, unless you get stabbed they dont want go spend our valuable tax dollars on the case of the big mean jerk

what will become of el cucuy after his second loss in the ufc to khabib? How badly will he lose, and how flushed will he get after the loss? I suspect a Chris Benoit situation.

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this is not true
you are lying to appear tough and giving people dangerous advice
cops love targeting these kinds of crimes
hardcore organized crime and ethnic gangs are what they don't "waste their time" with.

>Dude you get bullied in school or something? You cant just let people fuck with you whenever they want because 'uhh if I hit dem der hed could hit concrete'. The cops will laugh at you if you go to them, unless you get stabbed they dont want go spend our valuable tax dollars on the case of the big mean jerk

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Uh, what? Can you type this reply again in English, Pierre/Wang/Pajeet?

Stop, you're embarrassing our country further

with what campaign funding muggins
you're not in their little kiddie fucker clubby and rich kikes don't have you in their pockets

If you're good enough you can secure that money.
If you can't win people over, you're a shit politician

Our country is run by someone who would have allowed the beta to steal his girl, especially if he was a paki

>. The cops will laugh at you if you go to them, unless you get stabbed they dont want go spend our valuable tax dollars on the case of the big mean jerk
No.
t. Cop

give me unlimited money and mates in the media and I can smear the shit out of you
look how much amerimutts and drones the world over loathe Trump, they'd kill the man if given the chance and for what? what did he really do? pretty clean

Punching a man out of anger is cringe.

Slapping a man out of rage is based.

he didn't have to accept it, but he could have bantered him away with his silver tongue

Yes.
t. King of police

faggot

for me it's nipple cripple with laser accuracy, followed by a vicious back of the arm pinch, a backhand flick to the bollocks and as he's reeling your mate slips behind him and extends his arm through the legs for a full gooch lift

That is true. Banter is the mouth's fist

Trick question. The matchup will never happen. Tony will pull out with an injury. Khabib will defend the title 2 or 3 more times, once against Conor then maybe someone like Gaethje and maybe a non-title superfight with GSP then retire. Tony will retire not long after that due to injuries and mental problems.

Once both retire, the new era for the lightweight division will see Gregor Gillespie emerge as the new undefeated king of the division and he'll go on to have a GSP like reign of relatively boring dominance but with less mainstream appeal.

Cap this post.

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Just thinking of the future

gillespie is too small

Gonna have to agree with these anons. He could have just told the guy to fuck off and ended the situation right there. Chimping out for no good reason isn't admirable behavior.

It's all so tiresome
youtube.com/watch?v=AA-2Q0Yc6lg

Since we cannot trust any sources and there is so much speculation, is there a way to solve who pulled out of Khabib v Ferguson by using modal logic?

I could see Nick Diaz making a lot of noise at 205

well Tony isn't a poof and will fight a top 10 fighter 3 months after a full knee reconstruction so there it is

yes, khabib smash dorito shaped balding nigga

Gaethje seems a little on the spectrum

There is not even an if/then here........

Okay great, everyone's cool and the gang, but not so fast

if you (you) me again with this bollocks then I'll heem you into a living death and then heem you all the way

Cowboy is gonna get G-G-G-G-G-G-GADOOOOOOOOOOOSHED

Throw him in the toilet with Till and Askren

the fight is cursed, no one's fault. The universe doesn't want this fight to happen, like it's protecting someone. The real question is who is the universe protecting tony or khabib?

I will put my shinbone on your brainstem and launch you through the ephemeral curtain to join the crowd invisible

I ALREADY WANT TO HEEM EVERYONE EVEN MYSELF YOU CAN'T ADD ANYTHING TO THIS
Que? Santeria?

I guess you havent heard... dude's a father now

the fights not happening because I say so. They both pulled out because don't worry about it.

god all three I hope

Completely sound according to Kripke.

I will collapse your occipital and render the contents behind it a fine paste with one elbow strike

Once the fight is announced, he'll make it. That being said, he's a can.

I'll fist your ass

If and ONLY IF Khabib finishes Tony, i'll accept him as lw goat and 2 p4p after Jones

for shure the guy who got dominated by a staph infested kevin lee for an entire round has a chance against khabib, b

Gaethje beats both Khabib and Tony tobh

He's good looking and in shape and not a pussy. What more is there for a braud to want?

based coral

literally no chance he sucks shit

Abdulmanap has a tuna can-sized penis

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yeah, he loses to any other legit guys in that division but stylistically he beats both top guys

don't see how Gaethje wins desu, he's sloppy and like Matt Brown found out your chin will be deleted by one headkick regardless of how good it is

Tony got dropped by Canthony PooPiss. Gaethje would flush him.

Khabib got rocked by Dustin Poopier he looks very beatable

gaethje got more than rocked by dustin poopier

I smoked a joint with Tristan Connelly in 2017, dont know him that well Im actually cheering for his opponent

Name one good pressure fighter Cowboy beat

>Gaethje beats Tony
>Lost to Eddie Alvarez and Dustbin Poopier
Wader we evun duin heur b?

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>this one

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You're not wrong b, nice trips

If Canboob never has a single fight at WW I will never consider him worthy of the slightest respect, Mark Hunt fought at HW for God's sake, show some pride man!

>What are styles
Your MMAth doesn't even work because Eddie and Poirier would both flush Tony, retard.

>Khabib got rocked by Dustin Poopier
He literally didn't. Is that the joke?

Khabib is massively beatable on the feet the problem is you have to have good takedown d to stop him from pussying out into a takedown or be a more aggressive fighter who is a wrestler who can go after him first because you can't keep defending takedowns one will eventually hit and he's very quick and good at getting low, he is hard to drop on his way in. Id seriously just like to see colby drop weight and fight him.

He's had 2

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Australian Caliphate soon

>Conor is Apollo Creed
>Khabib is Drago
>Tony is Rocky
When did you realize Tony is the main character of the overarching story and will save us from having a Russian Muslim champ?

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Thanks for reminding me to watch Br Bro

>Eddie is in one FC
>Poopier cried after tapping to tiramisu
Ok just like cowdad beats Tony right?

Literally? Not figuratively? Not metaphorically? Not philosophically? Like literally literally? He literally didn't in a literal sense of the word literally? Like literally? Literally you're literal fucking faggot. Literally.

why is tony ferguson popular in russia?

youtube.com/watch?v=YY7GTU2akDQ&t=257s

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>Can't even accept Khabib got rocked by Michael Johnson and Dustbin Poopier
Ok bud

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Because he thinks he will probably win which would sediment him in the question for goat. If he's doing what he says trying rk be the goat he'd bite.

Oh for sure don't get wobbled by Lando Vannata my guy

Tibau won both the fight and the story

Post the moment, even just the time as a reference, of the fight when he was rocked. It didn't happen.

How did that fight end? My memory is hazy

literally got 888 trips yesterday as well
You can call me Triple 8 from now on

Oh for sure don't get boxed up and dropped by Michael Johnson my bee he's a hunerd persent p-p-peach for sure

ok nvm, he can crush cans at ww I don't give a fuck just so long as he did it

Because no Western nation actually likes muzzies and they know Tony will be the one to beat the sheep fucker

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Because going to prison because someone ayod you in public is literally the most nigger behavior on the planet. Might as well yell worldstar. The only acceptable reasons for a white man to go to prison are for revolution.

Needs a trash under the flag shoop

...

> At some shitty Russian promotion
You forgot this part

Poor people get elected all the time. Or if you're too much of a brainlet to beat someone in an election you can secure a high position just by climbing the ladder. Government is filled entirely with sjw brainlets it's easy to get selected over them for good positions.

How about in the second round when Dustin had him stumbling backwards like a pidgeon on ice skates, scared for his life?

Dat melted face

Good lead hook. For a faggy looking guy that was a surprisingly good shot selection.