/tugão/ - BOOMER EDITION

>Vitória FC- SC Braga
13 SET - 20:30
SportTV

>FC Famalicão - FC P.Ferreira
14 SET - 16:30
SportTV

>SL Benfica - Gil Vicente FC
14 SET - 19:00
BTV

>Vitória SC - CD Aves
14 SET - 21:30
SportTV

>Santa Clara - Moreirense FC
15 SET - 16:00
SportTV

>Rio Ave FC - CD Tondela
15 SET - 16:00
SportTV

>Marítimo M. - Belenenses
15 SET - 16:00
SportTV

>Portimonense - FC Porto
15 SET - 18:00
SportTV

>Boavista FC - Sporting CP
15 SET - 20:00
SportTV

Post your predictions bros.

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based oc

Fuck liga nos

FamaliGOD wins
Benfica wins
Porto wins
Boavistão draws

All Sporting zoomers are named Luís, Ricardo Sá, Yourdanov, or more recently Mário and João Vieira, not Afonso

t. lagarto afonso

Portofag here, I can guarantee that the fucking Moors won't score less than 7 goals against G*l V*cente

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Benfica G?

why is the CP zoomer self harming?

t. Mamadu

>why is the CP zoomer self harming?
Because he is a CP zoomer.

t. Tomás Afonso

this. seferovic finally unleashed.

Maybe, I'd say it will be an hattrick by Captain Estrabism

Anyway, I'd bet with you all that Gil Vicente win't win for the league once again in 2019

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tick tock spoortinguistas
nothing personel

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If Boavista wins Varandas to commit sudoku

make macau Portuguese again

as long as it means cheaper plane tickets to SEA, I'm up for it

Miss him like a motherfucker

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This and this

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Isn't it about time we build Ronaldo a statue? Not even being ironic.
Him and Salazar should have gotten one each.

>por causa de ti
ca burro

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>Salazar

t. bloquista

Tenta outra vez.

>this shit ass meme

You know how depressing it is to go from a thread with Chad Aldo on the cover to one with two virgin neets? Post pt players at least, show some unknown faces, not this boring ass shit

Lose weight.

Kek, sou tuga de 60 kg

Have sex

perde banha ó betoneira

>projecting

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Quantos cm de altura?

hello
I like porto
let's all be friends
what is your favorite porto player?

>we aren't
>in a few decades
Melting icecaps that also release prehistoric micro organisms that could endanger all life on earth, locations that had a significant increase of 20 degrees Fahrenheit / 11 degrees celsius, once winter resorts becoming tropical regions, rivers and lakes forming on the Swiss alps that have never surged in the past before, marine life being overpowered by jellyfish and colonial micro organisms like the portuguese man o war, migration of Asian Hornets and Mosquitoes putting a huge burden on the current ecosystem potentially killing all kinds os species that contribute for the well being of the planet and spreading deadly diseases.

It's already here lad, these decades of relentless exploiting with no care for repercussions will take us centuries to recover and if nothing is done in some decades the planet as we know it is no more.

What are stereotypes about each Portuguese club?

Sporting is supposed to be popular with people from Mozambique?
I don't understand.

Here they are, friend

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I'm ugly and irrelevant. Sporting is a good fit.

i like salazar
does this make me mr porto

No

i like salazar
does this make me mr sporting

>since the fall of Estado Novo Sporting has won the league, like, four times
Yes

okay
I just really, really like salazar

>likes an asshole that proclaimed himself to be Catholic but was too arrogant to believe only him could be the Saviour of Portugal
Ok

Amerifats are beyond salvation

incorrect description
why is a canadian lecturing me
get back into your immigrant infested igloo and stfu

No, it is correct

Salazar had no excuse after world war two to remain in power. He should have stepped down and let anyone else do the job. I am not even talking of ending Estado Novo, just let anyone else do the job

ohkay dokay
I think he did a decent job, especially when you compare portugal to other small countries at the time
to be honest, he could have stepped down but without a strong effective leadership, it would have been a lot worse
few parties exist without a somewhat strong head and those that do often dissolve quickly
it's easy to say a leader should have stepped down when you don't know what would have happened alternatively

reminder Marcelo Caetano was making the true transition of our country to the modern era until the crypto-communist seized the opportunity to take over and bring us back decades

unironically this

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>não servia para criados de quarto e chegam a (...) Presidentes da Republica
>sugerir que o Américo Thomaz era melhor que o Spinola, o Costa Gomes ou o Eanes
Não é que o Spinola, o Costa Gomes ou o Eanes fossem grande coisa, mas ter o Thomaz ou uma vassoura a fazer de Presidente da Republica era a mesma coisa. Ao menos a vassoura deixava o Caetano fazer o que queria, o Marcelo Caetano defender o Americo Thomaz é mesmo ser cornudo de topo

>God-president more powerful than the Bogdanoffs
still less powerful than Mendes and LFV
>Always wins european finals
never gets there
>Provides great players to the world
0 (zero) balon d'or
>wins leagues by its own merit
I'll take "what is apito dourado" for 500$

>future of pain to come soon
yesterday's court decision begs to differ

>dead club lol

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Do black pill

Good morning Yea Forums
Feels good to be a vimaranense

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>yesterday's court decision begs to differ
Yeah, but that was a true full retard moment
>ok, so this Benfica employee was clearly bribing officials to gain access to sensitive information that benefits his employer
>but there is no evidence that his employer who did benefit from that instructed him to go for it
So basically, Paulo Gonçalves had nothing to do at work and decided to have some fun and act on his own accord

What's wrong?
>voted greatest portuguese of all time twice in the last decade

Salazar had no faith in anyone else to do the job and be an honest person. He also did not believe Estado novo would live beyond him.
You can say whatever you want about him but salazar was probably the most honest and dedicated politician that ever lived. Unlike many other dictators he was not living in piles of gold while people were in poverty, and he did not allow his ministers to do it either. He was a dictator priest.

>okay so portos president was bribing referees, we have the tapes and we all listened to them
>but the tapes were not obtained legally, so we'll absolve him of any crime
You act like any of this is news.

Dear tugas, please redpill me on Gil Vicente... They recently bought two players from >my local 3rd division club

this, but not only them, Timor, Cabo Verde, São Tomé, and Goa aswell

o Eanes é, de longe, o melhor PR que já tivemos

>still less powerful than Mendes and LFV
objectively false
>never gets there
got there enough times ;)
>0 (zero) balon d'or
robbed by the magazine on 2 seperate ocasions
>I'll take "what is apito dourado" for 500$
what is "a fraudulent investigation targetting only 1 city, instead of the global problem, oredered by the rivel city"?
Porto won european trophies in those years, are you really telling me that Porto, hated by uefa and platini, had influence over them?

>okay then, we also have these tapes from the benfica president bribing refs, what should we do with them
>hide them, we cant let this happen to our club
apito dourado was an embarassment of an investigation, that, instead of persecuting the problem and its culprits, went after only clubs of one city do damage them, and couldnt even do that right

he bribbed refs so lfv couldnt do it.
stample 2 digit iq, i bet you think benfica havent bribbed anyone in 5 years.

>Salazar had no excuse after world war two to remain in power
this, after the war and until ~1950 they shouldve focused on democratizing the country, even going back to having a constitutional monarchy, like spain did after 1975, or they tried to do here in the 50s
Salazar couldve even remained in power since we who likely have won the first free election and continue with good economic policies, but without the whole violation of human rights and pide things
not only would Potrugal be better today, since it would have longer stability, but we would never have a near civil war and 2 years of commie unrest, nor would we have lost the overseas provinces, likely only losing the big 3, if even all those, through referendum
but we was an idiot regarding democracy, and thought that subdueing millions of people to terrible conditions was honorable

There's no e toupeira tapes lol

Deixo de ser neet amanhã de manhã, como lidar?

arranja-me tacho pls

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The only election he won that wasn't rigged

The Portuguese Fluminense and Portuguesa. Went down in 2008 after playing with an illegal player, but went straight up from the third division to the first this season

there are apito dourado benfica tapes

>shit ass meme
é so lidar mah friend

>arranja-me tacho pls
zé, vou trabalhar para um supermercado lmao

[citation needed]

there are though, where vieira and veiga just say some refs are too shitty to ref benfica games.

they fancy COCKS

2nd round of the cup is drawn. This round has 2nd league clubs, 'member.

Who are your favorites?
For me it's FISH ASS, Wood Union, St.John See, Cradle, and of course da GUEESE

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You fuckers are watching BRAGA v PSG at canal 11 at 8pm right?
Lads. It's the Champions League.

>women's football
Maybe though.

publico.pt/2006/09/08/desporto/noticia/apito-dourado-escutas-apanharam-luis-filipe-vieira-a-escolher-arbitros-para-o-benfica-1269576
literalmente 2s

just fucking delete all big three (Boavista, Porto, Benfica. Spoorting is too shit to bribe refs)

>wamenball

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Apostas para o placard de amanhã compadres?

Gasta o dinheiro em algo útil ou poupa-o.

Gasta o dinheiro em drogas.

Thoughts on a masters degree after law school? Should I just get a bit of field experience first? I'm honestly fatigued of studying

do both, masters schedule allows you to have a job. see if there is any sort of partnership for internships too.

do neither, become a circus clown and embrace the sporting life-style

Compre um rissol com esse dinheiro. Manuel. Pare de fazer apostas.

Can't land a job without doing the bar exams which take 2 years to do including the apprenticeship

Then do the masters

>Ricardo Sá
Why? Sá is a northern surname

Nah i'm already watching some comedy videos

Hmm, I wonder if Sporting has ever had in the 90s a star player from the North called Ricardo Sá...

fucking zoomers, I swear

oh, that Ricardo Sá Pinto guy

Schedules for matchdays 6, 7 and 8 released.

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I'm curious, what other boards do you fuckers use?
for me its
/ic/
Yea Forums
/int/
Yea Forums

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Yea Forums
Yea Forums
and Yea Forums

Yea Forums, Yea Forums, /his/, occasionally Yea Forums

Yea Forums is the best

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3, v and wsg

Yea Forums
Occasional visit Yea Forums to see if there's any threads that aren't about capeshit or disney crap but it's rare.

/g/, /int/ when it's not repetitive trash, /pol/ whenever I have to save our country's good name (It's tiring and brings out the worst in me so I'm starting not to give a fuck), Yea Forums and occasionally Yea Forums (KPG)

>KPG

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If you push a subject hard enough on Yea Forums you'll find someone to talk about it

>implying I care about gaypop

Yeah, but I don't care enough to start threads that will die within 1 hour.

>KPG
hello there fellow gay person. mind me asking, are you a bottom or a tops?

Are you daft?
KPG is like 90% straight
there's only a couple of fags posting dudes

>posting dudes makes you automatically gay

lately I'm mostly on Yea Forums

Sometimes I go on /g/, some other times I go on /int/ for le spicy flag banter but it's filled with too much literal faggotry lately. Occasionally go on /trv/.
I used to browse Yea Forums but I'm not into vidya anymore. Used to browse Yea Forums before I got sick of all the capeshit (looks like it's still the same judging by the user above).

>portoposter
>/his/
now I know why that spaniard was once complaining about portuguese posters being insufferable on that board

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I don't even visit Yea Forums, I just search for /tugão/, let alone other boards.

Yea Forums
Yea Forums
/g/
/out
if i'm at the gym /fit/

this desu

Yea Forums, /qst/ and /fit/ mostly

>7-0

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it's gonna be another humiliating year isn't it lads?

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I hope not.

oof.
>lose supercup to second tier team
>lose 0-7 at home
the eternal braga

This game will decide everything imo.
We win and we are guaranteed to get to the round of 16. We lose or draw and it's going to be yet another "benfica masterclass" at the Champions League.

>caring about womens football

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>not caring about football
yeah, that's why you'll never be champions. benfica absolutely going to dominate the league for the next 10 years.

again, i don't care about women's football. even when we dominated the whole shit.

loser mentality

masters degree then try to get into judge school (i won't bother seeing how it's called in english lol)

do you think Famalicão will reach the level of vitoria or braga in the next few years?

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Easily.
zerozero.pt/news.php?id=262489

never noticed but they have a really good crest

Who doesn't love buying their way into sucess?

i shouldn't have googled ric fazeres

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lmao famafags won't have a say when their new-rich club tanks and ends up like belenenses

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'MÉKIÉ MALTINHA

post native Portuguese women

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back in my day, there were no portuguese gayming youtubers

Ric fazeres is an old fart and he still lives with his mom. Creepy as hell, don't get why kids watch that shit

back in the day we only had Mia Rose and that Nurb guy

Tu eras aquela
Que eu mais queria
Para me dar algum conforto e coooompanhia.
Era só contigo que eu
Sonhava andar
Para todo o lado e até quem sabe
Talvez casar.

Aiiiii o que eu passei
Só por te amar
A saliva que eu gastei
Para te mudar
Mas esse teu mundo era mais forte do que eu
E nem com a força da música
ELE SE MOVEEEU

MES-MO SA-BENDO QUE NÃO GOSTAVAS
EMPENHEI O MEU ANEL
DE RUBI
PARA TE LEVAR AO CONCERTO QUE HAVIA NO RIVOLIIIII

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>not Chico fininho
No wonder you don't have a gf anão

só canto o fado

Só aposto 50 euritos

CMTV broadcasted this movie yesterday

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CMTV only shows movies for perverts.
And that's a good thing.

What happens next

youtube.com/watch?v=0AJJCQIKhKA

>an old fart and he still lives with his mom

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Is the international break over?

Yes, you can return

Do you want me to get you anything?

Ceuta, Tangier and Arzilla

Yea Forums, /out/, /k/, Yea Forums, /fit/ and /vg/ occasionally
someone please help me

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>famalicaowinslol

record.pt/futebol/futebol-nacional/liga-nos/sporting/detalhe/salgado-zenha-nao-reduzimos-competitividade

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jesus christ those comments
>i-it will fail like beira-mar
>but the club should belong to its members
>another failure
>no modern football
do these brainlets know this guy is worth almost 5 billion dollars? comparing him to the beira-mar investors ffs

A questão é se o famaliperro consegue um top 3 já este ano, aquele plantel tem qualidade para esta liga

Eu só quero ver o Fábio Martins com a xamisola do Porto outra vez

Os adeptos do Sporting foram feitos para sofrer. Já dizia o Pinto da Costa que o maior inimigo do Sporting é o próprio Sporting.

O problema não é quantidade de dinheiro que o investidor tem, mas a atitude dele quando as coisas começam a correr mal. Pode muito bem bazar e deixar o clube em ruínas.

>A questão é se o famaliperro consegue um top 3 já este ano
Lol não, a equipa é boa mas não é comparável com os 3 clubes grandes + os 2 do minho. Não é por estarem em primeiro ao fim de 4 jornadas que vão sequer lutar por um lugar europeu. Vão ficar na primeira metade da tabela e depois vê-se.

VAMO BRAIAN MANSIDJA

MANOS
UM ESPIÃO INFILTROU-SE NO TUGÃO
ENCONTREM-NO JÁ OU VAMOS MORRER

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>Z*quinha not starting
WE'RE TOTALLY GONNA SCORE OUR FIRST GOAL IN THE LEAGUE TONIGHT

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isn't zequinha your best player?

only in memes

he's shit and only gets a pass because he "feels the club"

Agora que me descobriste vou ter de te matar.

/tg/
/pol/
Yea Forums
e /gif/

O que é que se bebe aqui esta noite, rapaziada?

Who is your team playing in the first game of Distrital?

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I can't find any info regarding the new season of the Distritais (Bragança), but for me, it's FC Vinhais, since we (GD Bragança) are new elite, playing in the CP and managed by a guy who last managed a team from the Slovakian Premier League.

In 3 years, we'll win the Tugão. Be very afraid.

You're not looking so good, user.
Do you not like my choice of boards?

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>not supporting Associação de Estudantes Africanos de Bragança
yikes

vocaroo.com/i/s1k5N2N3GV4o

I support the downfall of said ''team''

vocaroo.com/i/s00rgwxPCl0f

a doenssa

vocaroo.com/i/s19y52Pl8OhF

>poltard is also a coomer
Didn't see that coming.

Lads, lads, they did it, they bloody hell did it

>losing to the wrong vitoria
kek, never change braguinha

Ah. I finally realise why this kind of reaction.
Once in a while I like to watch the usual ylyl or rekt threads, yes.
Also, I've never been to /wsg/, so I don't know how that board fairs.

nigga its the same without the porn and gore
shame there is no gore though

Look what it means to our Vitórria resident

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didnt know gigachad had a son

1 goal, 3 points

>braga getting relegated

>champions by 2021 la

>braga getting relegated
>boavista going to europe
going to the mass pays off bros

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lads

LADS

>braga

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based Zequinha pushing the play onwards allowing us to score a goal

always rated him

me on the right, pls delet for privacy concerns

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>sá pinto despedido
>volta para o sporting
>silas vai para o braga
>braga campeão
É lidar.

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I still don't r8 silas

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>/pol/
>/gif/
portanto és menor, racista até certo ponto e punheteiro
based

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Mas tu és tuga, marroquino, tugarroquino?
És um tuga a passar férias em Marrocos?

vocaroo.com/i/s1k5N2N3GV4o

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foi buscar mais carpetes

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thank god my phobia is sneks, not spiders

daily reminder that you live in portugal, a country that has incredibly tame spiders
spiders that :
eat mosquitoes
eat flies
eat other insects
eat other spiders, maintaining a low population

you are a giant compared to them, just let them chill, they're good for you

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t.spider
fuck off 8 legged nigger

you know when spiders start shilling on /tugao/ something big's about to happen

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this

this is the first sign Famalicão is gonna win Tugão 2019-20

Sport Lisboa e Benfica will win the 2019-20 edition of the UEFA Champions League.

maybe in your playstation

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Isto não é cá, pois não?
Senão, foda-se!

em portugal só tens cobras da treta. Nada perigoso

cá as cobras até fogem de ti mal te pressentem lol

Sócio, tens de meter mais tabaco nisso.

>em portugal só tens cobras da treta
*blocks your path*

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that doesn't look like those sissy sneks from grannie's farm

já vi cobras maiores

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do benfica para o real e para o desemprego
what went wrong?

youtube.com/watch?v=bjbeK7eFyK0

>abaixo do douro tudo mouro

should have gone to porto to become an absolute madman. Instead he died a villain

thats the rare invictabvll my friend. Dont provoke him and just give him his 'bock

so fucking NORF

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what's the big game tomorrow?

For me, it's Famalicoum, the leaders of /tugoum/

>FamaliCUM

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oh god, what have I done

you woke the coomers

OOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOD IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

based coomer

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FamaliCOOM

I WANT TO FUCK MUDKIP

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extremely blessed pepe

have a better one

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Ide à cama, jovens. Aqui não se aprende nada.

Estou a ver Sporttv +

Ladies and gentleman, this is why Lisbon is always right.

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Algo assim

alturas em que se comportaram como o Joker
>ser do Benfica
>aposto contra o Benfica na CL
TU ESTÁS LIVRE E EU ESTOU LIVRE

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Bom dia amigos. Quem aqui /vaiaoestádiohoje/?

só vou amanhã para fazer apostas

>Benfica já não é favorito
>valor na aposta

HERE COMES THE MONEY

So amanha
Ticktock spoortiguistas

As distritais ainda não começaram.

porto ganha
>SUPERDRAGÕES ALEEEEEE PORTO ALEEEEEEEEEEE
porto perde
>PANTERA NEGRA ATE MORRER BOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVISTAAAAAAAAA
EU NÃO TENHO VONTADE

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baseado e localpilado
há algum site de apostas que cubra as distritais?

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You're not going to miss the algarvian derby, Louletano x Olhanense, at 4 pm on Canal 11, right?

can't wait for next week to watch Lage get exposed in CL
fucking faggots actually believed he's a good coach. Literal Félix baby.

Fuck benfica fans. Bring back Jesus already.

what did he mean by this?

it means sporting will lose tomorrow

>why yes I post exclusively on /tugão/ the best thread on Yea Forums, what gave it away?

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stream

For me it's
Tondela in the 1st division
Academico de Viseu in the 2nd
Castro D'aire and Lusitano de Vildemoinhos in the 3rd
Ferreira d'Aves in Viseu's 1st distrital
Travanca de Bodiosa, Vila Chã de Sá and Santar in the 2nd distrital

Viseu 2001 in Futsal

canal 11 é aberto

não apanho na Serra :/

for me it's
Tondela in the 1st division
Académica in the 2nd
Pampilhosa and Anadia in the 3rd, but also Leiria on the side
Grupo Desportivo da Mealhada in the distrital

Hóquei Clube da Mealhada in ok-patins

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Lads i really really like Sporting CP

I, too, am a masochist.

brave midul lads

Another outstanding post by boabista user

hoje é pavilhão

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so, who's the lad posting on A Bola's comment section?

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mouro é de certeza

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>5 downvotes

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porcofag btfo

>Non- non, mon ami. Moi, je croix que, cette resultat? Vraiment injuste. Nous avons merité gagner. Stouble n'a fait quelque chose pour gagner le match.
>leur but... je ne sais pas comme ils ont fait ce but. Je vois le ballon et je pense: oh la la matheus a arreté ce ballon. Alors, je tire un macaco du nariz (como é que se diz, oh coisinho?) et puis je vois le ballon saltiter vers le but. C'est incroyable, mon ami.
>M- Mais je suis pas nerveux! Non, tu me entends, Braga a fait tout pour gagner ce match! Je suis calme! Merci.

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(implying it isn't you)
fucking based nonetheless

does portugal have their own soccer league or they play in the spanish one?

O LÍDER ESTÁ A JOGAR

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We play in the spanish league and we have one division just for ourselves. The champion then gets to be assessed by the Spanish League Council to see if they're apt to play in the spanish top league.

So far they've never accepted our champions. We'll keep trying our best but I think there's a clear bias against los portuweses hijuemilputas.

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meta

como é que paramos o famaliCUM?

other way around, the portuguese league existed long before it was forked and the spanish league came to be
during franco's rule they decided to abandon our league because they could never be champions against our teams and spanish people were too poor to come over to watch the games. the champions they have pre-1876 (when the split happened) are actually only the best-placed spanish team in our league
this is why ronaldo is so ambivalent in spain, they know he's the GOAT but they have never forgotten why their shit league exists in the first place

you don't. l'chaim

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É lidar

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fuck off, Fábio

>i'm actually watching a famalicão game
wtf is this timeline

postem yfw este é o derradeiro ano de reviravolta do >sporting mas é o FamilyDog que ganha o campeonato

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more like famalicona

literally this wtf

Paços playing murderball

interesting, thanks for the info. have any portugese teams won the spanish league recently?

based, that's my style

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Real Madrid in 11/12

F A M A L I D O G

Pepa is SCREWED.

how do i get a gf anões

approach girl, say 'hi can i have you msn?'

Dude, that real madrid jersey was fuckinnnngggg nice

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I used this tactic with hi5, didnt work

>largar umas quantas redpills a amigos

>de imediato és o nazi racista do grupo

Apenas

What if I only use mIRC

get baby dog and go walk him outside

tens de ter 18 para postar aqui

wtf happened to bwin. they used to sponsor everything. they even sponsered our league cup and gave us this work of art.

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For me it's Ngubu Marega

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>largar redpills do nada
Tens de ir faseando as doses e eles vão começar a perceber a realidade aos poucos

>de imediato és o nazi racista do grupo
e não és?

>bwin
the company got merged and then sold a few years later
emirates has more money as well
thank you for replying to my post finally

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admitam, foram olhar para as vossas streams para verificar se foi golo não foi?

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Não, tenho o flash score com alertas.

>o absoluto estado dos 3 "grandes"

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>flashscore
>não sofascore
Cringe

>famalicão has the chance to kill sporting's title chances next week
oh boy

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Benfica -1.5 e Porto

what is the best score app?
I've never found one I've liked

i cringed
stop being a sperg

>chimping out

he was right though. Fábio Martins almost got his leg Salah'ed.

I like WhoScored.

>negar o holocausto e falar sobre a secreta sociedade judaica que quer destruir a raça branca

>de imediato és o nazi racista do grupo


wtf how did this happen?

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>sociedade judaica que quer destruir a raça branca
nada de errado com isso

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Famalicao meme stock is through the roof
better start working on those pepe and wojak edits

Obrigado por me fazeres ver a luz.
>usar cringe de maneira não-irónica
Cringei-me todo agora, mano

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bros... are they actually going to win the league?
im getting increasingly worried

>jorge mendes a expor a nossa liga

para mim, são os 3 grandes
benfica, porto e famalicao

Leicester 2: Electric Mendesloo

They are getting raped by Sporting next week

*going to rape

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OH NO NO NO

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ATROPELATED

i still think belenenses (before the curent clusterfuck) was the best club to invest
>nice stadium, close to the water, nice area of lisbon
>decent history, a couple of titles
>somewhat loyal fanbase, could be increased with lisbon tourists (a bit sad but it's current year, better grab their shekels than let them fly away)
they 'only' needed an actual rich and passionate owner

este ano ainda não vi um unico jogo da premier league. Agora tem sido uma copia da nossa, e para isso vejo a nossa.

~someone post pictures or webms or gifs of beavers getting pounded

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>pashit

Literally crying right now

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COMEBACK

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>entra
>marca dois golos
Rated

Fábio Martins carrying Braga for the title in 2021

Tou a falar do Chaimite

carreguei no teu reply sem querer bebé

any chance of marcus edwards playing for vitoria sc today?

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Tas desculpado morzão

meta meta

Well, off to a punheta before Benfica starts. Any thing you recommend?

Pyra/Mythra

>Benfica
I suppose you enjoy blacked

Mia Lee

Who?

kek
well played

>next week
Their title chances will end tomorrow.

Did you forget that Belenenses is filled to the brim with debt? If it weren't for the SAD saving the club in 2012 I doubt they would even exist right now.

Sarah Banks

failed english wonderkid with a dad agent

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chloe couture

Embrace catholicism and reject sin.

Good post.

Baseado

famalidog is going to win tugao

Varzim

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Farense is raping Vilafranquense

Please post tummy.

benfica acestream?

Vai para o café Manel

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Lose weight.

I'm pregnant silly :)

Are you Walter?

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PENULTY

benuldie :DDDDD

>missed
Lol

>paradinhas de merda
Your Liga NOS Player of the Month, everyone

It's gonna be one of those games isn't it?

>pizza

i use livescore but it's shit

Que partidela do Raúl.

you have to attach a cheeky "and that's a good thing" after each redpill

Estava a bater punheta e não consegui ver. Foi o penalty?

Taarabt is great.

This, but unironically.

I wasn't being ironic.

This again, but unironically.

This, but ironically

Is there anything more rent free?

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>ler comentários
For what purpose?

me being a neet and living in my mom's house

Link.

usar os comentários d'Abola é batota

Acontece sempre que tenho dinheiro no Benfica, que caralho

are there no acestreams?

abola.pt/Nnh/Noticias/Ver/805496

One of these games? Yeah, it will. Taraabt to score the winner.

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...The language of the Gods...

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>lionking

METE O JOTA CARALHO

Benfica fixed Taraabt.

METE O FÉLIX CARALHO

METE A BOLA NA BALIZA CARALHO

What does he do?

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Puts the ball in the caralho

GOLO FERNANDO FONSECA

Funny noises if you rub him

SCORE SUM FUKIN GOALS CARALHES

Be offside

Golo do benfica

>bet SLB HT
>45' goal
Wew

REPITAM COMIGO:

CA PUTA DE PASSE FODA-SE PQP O MARROQUINO

GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN

Literalmente e sem ironia nenhuma, o melhor jogador do Benfica.

Is 'own goal', there I say it, Benfica's best player?

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CA PUTA DE QUERINGE Ó MANO

TELEGUIADO

By the same guy who made the benalty

The absolute state of this team.

>Taarabt unironically playing better than anyone else
We're reaching meme levels that shouldn't be possible

Hold on a second, I think you are on to something.

must be a coincidence

How did we go from pic related to the shit we have now?

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And by the only yellow card in the game.
And by the only defender on loan.
Really makes you think

Easy, I was there at the stadium to watch the transformation. I've been going to the stadium since Benfica was getting 4 th places and 30 points behind Porto. The atmosphere at the stadium on those days were so much better. Fast forward, we start winning, ticket prices increase, bandwagonners show up, zoomers who just want to take their selfies, and there you go.

This can only mean one thing... now that you've found out we are buying the league, I will have to kill you.

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You're right and wrong at the same time. Football overall is changing, take a look at how sterilized the infamous English stadium atmospheres are nowadays compared to the 90s, tickets are more expensive it's no longer a low class sport and it's more of a middle to upper class sport.

Yes it's corporate now. it's what i was trying to convey.

It doesn't happen with Porto or Sporting though. Our "ultras" just lack organization.

Our "ultras" are illegal. i they have a lot of support. we are finally building the pedestrian stand for them next year. RED WALL !

Paradinhas are illegal. It's a abrandadinha

He's playing well but that was an easy pass

>that was an easy pass
say that to Renato Sanches

You mean safe standing? Are there actually official news regarding that?

Football is changing indeed...

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Caralhev could've walked that in. Benfica is sleeping.

>DV e NN recusam-se juntar no mesmo local
nunca vai acontecer

kek

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What a fucking pass. Too bad it was offside.

It's time to see de Tomás and Jota c'mon Lage

Quem é que quer ir comer uns 'cheeses' ali ao Colombo depois deste jogo?

Só se trouxeres a tua mãe.

O que é que o Pizzi quis dizer com isto?

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Nem sei distinguir se é ultra baseado ou mega vergonha alheia

>the state of our pitch

Our ultras tried it once.
It sucked and I never heard the chant ever again lmao

s-sorry Toy-senpai

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FULL KIT WANKER

are >we a portugese team yet?

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STOP TAKING RDT OFF YOU STUPID CUNT

He needs to throw a fit at this point. It's getting ridiculous

only if you allow us to claim Brian Clough as honorary portuguese citizen

He look pissed but I'm pretty sure that was because of the whistling. He thought it was directed at him and not the substitution.

Nah he was looking at Lage

We're gonna get fucked by Leipzig.

fug.

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*takes sip* Chalana, now that was a player.

I'm not even gonna watch it.

Nah, first we were horribly today, Bayern should have lead 5:0 at half time and second Nagelsmann won exactly 1 (one) match in european competitions so far

give us more players and he's the greatest manager portugal never had

LMAO TOMÁS TAVARES KEKED THE FUCK OUT

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I don't know what to eat for dinner bros, help me out.

Now that was Lusitanian Bvll.

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What happened to our men?

Oof

who here watching the flamengo game

THIS, i was looking for an acestream but can't find it.

i've a pimple inside my nostril
it hurts

Watching John Wayne kino instead

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Bento, now THAT was a keeper.

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For me? It's Rio Bravo.

Ngl those adidas shirts get me moist

O Frasco era o que tinha o melhor bigode

Lembrete que ele é a mente mestre por detras do sucesso da formação do Porto na Youth League

Same.

Patrician taste

Bloco took them

>tfw I have an uncle that looks just like Bento, mustache and all

For me it's cotes d'agneau

Zoomers can't name at least half of that squad.

Eurico, dunno, Inácio?, Veloso?, João Pinto
Bento, Jaime Pacheco, Frasco?, Fernando Gomes, Carlos Manuel, dunno

Bitória-Aves on

i'm 30 and i only recognize bento, jaime pacheco and fernando gomes

André Pereira scored a goal.

quem

why does VSC keep this shitty keeper year after year?

Enzo Zidane scores after a Douglas HOWLER

O Hugo Almeida 2.0

another Postiga prototype

eu estou a ver aqui osmandembele (dot) live/p/flamengo-vs-santos-brazilian-serie-a.html

O postiga seria grande jogador se não tivesse ido para o Tottenham

talvez, mas oportunidades não lhe faltaram no regresso ao Porto

Meh, tinhamos o Benny, e depois o Adriano e o Lisandro, mesmo o Farias, mas sim, mas tambem lembremo-nos que o Luís Fabiano tambem foi um flop no Porto

Será que vai bater manos?

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damn flamengo is looking good

bruh that gabigol goal. holy shit puskas worthy

how much will you win?

>irmã a dizer que vai votar pan

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>maracanã chanting for jesus
now that was based

based catholic fanbase

e tu vais deixar???

O que fazer? É a pessoa mais geral de sempre mas só que mais esperta e com connects

>eco-fascistas
Ew

dá-lhe uma chapada e diz-lhe para votar nulo

>conceding to André Pereira and Alexandre Guedes

Inácio sacked in the morning

e agora português se faz favor

eu também vou.

Tenho pena de ti, mano

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toda a minha senpaiília mais proxima vota no PCP

Costumo dizer que não voto em PANeleiros hahahaha

>Sim, vou votar no bloco de esquerda. Como é que adivinhaste?

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Sorry for a shit edition

>siM, vOu VoTar No bLocO dE eSqUeRdA. cOMo é QuE AdIviNhAsTE?

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baseados

pelo teu ar de paneleiro!

porque tens aspecto de paneleiro e so fazes ginasio pq achas que ficas bonito, mas nao tens força nenhuma

Hopefully

How old were they?
They all look 30 minimum wtf