Wins soccer world cup

>wins soccer world cup
>will win basketball world cup
>will win rugby world cup

Are they the GOAT sports nation?

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Je suis americain actually, mais j'aime a la France

>will win rugby world cup

they'll be happy if they reach the RO8

Why do you underestimate them?

>underestimate
Not that frenchanon but that rugby team is garbage
And it's not cause of tactics or coach or whatever
The talent pool is just limited

>underestimate
assuming you didn't see the 6 nations then

No way we win rugby WC

I estimate them accurately. I'm a boomer and I've just witnessed them slowly fading into nothingness years after years, and persisting in the same retarded ways until nothing remains.
It's not the 90's anymore when they were hyper talented but lazy who would just decide to have the best game in history because they have enough of this banter only to turn back to shit 1 week later because, bof, let's have a 3e mi-temps instead. The current squad is just full of mediocre players bar a couple promising youngsters who will un-learn all what they learnt after a 2 years of top 14, with insanely bad decision making, tactical awareness, technical skills, and poor conditionning outside being roided ym monkeys who only know crashband rugby.

Um excuse me Australia will win the basketball World Cup sweetie

>fluked soccer world cup
>australia will win basketball world cup
>new zealand/pacific islands will win rugby world cup

Who /Oceania/ here?

is there even a ro8? I thought it would go straight to the quarters?

anyway we gonna choke at basket, I gotta say USA was most fitting team to play against for our players, we struggle against teams who score 3 points non stop.

>fluked soccer

nigga did you fucking watch it

French anons are down to earth and not deluded like anglos

french rugby team has been in a dump for many years now

>RO8
>Round Of 8
>8 teams

RO8 is quarters, mec

This happens often. When we won euro 2004, we also won eurobasket in 2005, and eurovision. It was a threepeat.

Here's your flag, Frenchbros.

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You mean the ennemy flag so many countries waved to surrender, the french flag ? Yes.

i type with spanish( sintax too when i write in english

I don't make any effort typing in a language that is basically a retarded dialect of mine.

Does the basketball world cup count when the only country that matters sends our z team?

Don't send anyone next time then.

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How many rugby, cricket and hockey World cups have they won user?

just wait until more black people in France play Rugby. They will dominate. Look at the other sports.

Don’t forget netball

I'm still mad about that 2011 WC final.

Begrudgingly, yes. France is the best all round sporting nation, followed by Australia, USA, Britain and New Zealand in that order.

game with lithuania was somehow suspicious..............and football with croatia to

too*

yes

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A man of refined taste I see

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basé

>Will

No one will admit it because it goes against their personal narration of the French surrender monkey meme, it would create a cognitive dissonance in their anglosized brains

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It doesnt matter what team you send the point is you care way more about basketball than we do

>he takes 'it's coming home' posts serious
Grim.

>England
>Football World Cup
>Rugby Union World Cup
>Rugby League World Cup
>Baseball World Cup
>Cricket World Cup
Shaking my head here family, there is such a lack of effort from the rest of the world to be honest. Laughing out loud.

>will win rugby world cup

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I was pumped when they won the world cup but basketball idek about that lmao.

>wins basketball world cup
sorry kiddo, leave basketball to the experienced men

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>greece winning euro 2004 got me into football
>greece winning eurobasket 2005 got me into basketball
>helena paparizou winning eurovision 2005 got me into masturbating
truly the golden age

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>Block your path

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>loses tennis world cup

Sacrebleu, Mahmud!

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I liked how they had to scour the continent of Africa for all the best football players they could find and then still almost lost to a tiny Eastern European country with a team made up of actual natives.

Obsessed and sad.

There are more and more blacks in our rugby team. I don't know if it's related but since they appeared the team became shit.

we are shit at tennis and benoit paire is the biggest cunt of this sport

I don't care who wins; as long, as it not the Americans.

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We should have won in 2011. Fucking refball.

Have you watched rugby at all in the last 8 years? France stink.

You made chuckle, I really needed it today, thanks greekbro

how many broken bones do you think american eggballers would have gotten from these savea bashes?

>Lacks industry
Yikes

>'OH NO ! France has won something yet again ! Quick yell nigger at them !'

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I don’t care about soccer. I hope they put the trophy in a big glass case that you can all go and look at and touch and feel good about while your country is being destroyed by hordes of foreign invaders. Congratulations on winning a children’s game.

Whiter than you

Hey, english is a retarded dialect of my language

Wh*te "people" can't even compete.