/hoc/

grim

based and hocpilled

This thread has been chosen

holy mother of freaking epic, based, AND redpilled

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ok this is the thread

/hoc/ can't keep getting away with this

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>mfw /hoc/ truly runs Yea Forums

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posting in le ebin bread XDDD

Recanting my claim. This is shall. But still dislike get out. Ridiculous flick

the worst possible hoc poster got a get

shall

frig Quebec

this stare frightens and repulses me

/hoc/ at it AGAIN

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you're not allowed to watch that movie unless you're black

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where were you when Québec lost AGAIN

it makes my penis go from the small penis to the big penis if you catch my drift

everywhere

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op from here, we shall abandon the other thread and celebrate this basd GET confiming once again that /hoc/ truly is the board running Yea Forums

no I dont know what you mean

Wew.

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>he picked a team with less than 5 division titles

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reminder

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>celebrating quints
>the absolutely destitute hamlet of /hoc/ (formerly /cock/)

>less
"fewer"

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who is this slag?

Imagine being poo in loo and having to read these gets

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shut up stannis, you're not my king

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>he fewer a team with less than 5 titles

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marinara

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i fapped to her this morning before going to work kek

t. seething /cr*c/ lapdog

rude

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>formerly /cock/
Formerly?
What happened to it?
Oh, that's right, it disappeared when I shoved it up your mom's snatch lmao

THIS is the post

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/hoc/ runs more than Yea Forums, it runs Yea Forums as a whole

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I shall tell my children of this post

i'd be pennyless and so should you

when was the last time a thread even hit image limit?

but i love binlan

Ahh yes the vaunted Lanny McDonald. Only once did he break the 50 goal barrier in the NHL and has a ppg lower than 1 during an era where players regularly broke 100-120 points in a season. Cool guy but not HHOF in my opinion

>mfw /nfl/ runs you all

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literally last thread, where the fuck were you

>Cool guy but not HHOF in my opinion
he could have got in with mustache merit alone

/mlb/ is monitoring this based post!

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'bout 6 minutes ago lad

i was referring to a thread before that

>t. faggot who can't grow a 'stache

feel like someone should call a policing force known to dress in red

wtf is the emotion "seeth"

Literally every other general on the board is full of news and schedules and trip fags. /cric/ is our rival because they're the only semi based general aside from /hoc/ but they're full of wogs and poos and low iq alcoholic brits and fatguts and a few various pedophiles so it really isn't close. /hoc/ runs Yea Forums AND Yea Forums and youre really just lucky that we only ever have maybe up to a dozen threads at once when quite frankly every team deserves one

ah

CALL
*CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP*
THE
*CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP*
MOUNTIES
*CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP*

>/cric/
>even semi based
NO NO NO NO NO WRONG

Cannot fathom giving a shit about other """""sports"""""

*CLAP CLAP* *CLAP CLAP CLAP*

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>rags

fuckin based

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Suing Jordan peele to get two hours of my life back

hockey

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If tomorrow all the things were gone I worked for all my life..
..And I had to start again, with just my children and my wife..

Based Boeser burger poster

/mlb/ here

Patriotic, the only song that be playing today besides the pledge of allegiance.

ya seethin?

AND IVE GOT A PEACEFUL
EASY FEELING

Alberta is falling apart kek

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commit suduku

He had a 66 goal season and a bunch of 40+ seasons

over 1000 games played, 500 goals, 506 assists, 1006 career points

>we only ever have maybe up to a dozen threads at once

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but the lady in first pic is literally marinara lad

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Yeah on some bad maple leaf teams under Ballard. That guy was a doink

this is the singularly most Swedish thing I've seen today

another day
another /cr*c/ btfo

RWC kicks off in like a week lads NZ going for a third consecutive win :DDD

Which country is currently ranked number #1 in the rugby?

damn kippers looks like that?

blegh

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oh no no no no

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*dabs on toronto again*

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fake and gay

cope

hoggei

Is this the thread?

*snfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff* aaaaaaaaaah

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wtf norge share

reminder that /hoc/ is a drug free zone (except for caffeine, in moderation)

blaze that shit up nigga

how about alcohol and dude

DUDE

only faggots consider those drugs

We say it with a hard "R" around here.

HOCKEY is my drug

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>Mitch Marner rejects 11 million per year for 7 years

What the fuck is that guys problem

>playing for the laffs for 7 years
could you imagine a life so grim?

He doesn't want to play for Toronto anymore.

Make the same offer for 3 years so he can cash in on the new TV deal and make 17 million per

7 year deals are for boomers

I am unironically addicted to alcohol so for my convenience I do not classify it as a drug

>tavares assist babby thinks he is worth mcdavid dollars
fuck these entitled zoomers

Do less bad things, and more good things.

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his dad has been insisting his son is better than mcmeme since juniors.

shut up you little bitch faggot

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Ok i'll stop drinking and switch to weed for the night

>he doesnt know that zealandia is the lost city of atlantis
grim

And I'm on the money mission, nobody can stop me
Just grab your camcorder, press record and go on and watch me
And you can skate on my ice just like you playing hockey
And in the booth I beat the beat up, call me Rocky
Yeah I'm cocky

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>90% of his manifest destiny is underwater

>not even a point per game
>not even a single 30 goal season
oh no no no no

one good look at the Maori proves you wrong

>Jets don't even off this guy 11 million per year for 7 years

What the fuck is that teams problem?

>he doesnt know that nzers can breathe underwater
get educated, land walker

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Literally nothing more onions than having gills

maori came here from taiwan or something only like 800 years ago

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>landlet trying to deflect conversion away from the fact he has a landmass smaller than most states

>you will never know how it feels to slay an 800 pound tuna
why even live

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rude thing to post on 9/11

post cool pics

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Haha, get it?

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no but that is very good ice cream

Only the Leafs could actually fuck up having a good team. No other rebuild has ended up with constant fucking contract controversies. Can't wait to see what the fuck happens with Reilly and Andersen.

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islanders have done that a lot of times
>trade away louongo, chara for dipietro, yashin and fucking parish
>could've been the team of the 2000's if that bitch milbury wasnt so stubborn

speaking of Milbury, how the shit has NBCSports not let him go yet?

Signing Tavares was a mistake. Like he is worth the money. But if they didn't sign him, Nylander would have never held out, Marner wouldn't be holding out. They would have a core of Matthews/Marner/Nylander with enough room to build a proper core around them. They got greedy and impatient.

Because of his keen insight.

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L A I N E A T I O N
L O C K
I N

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but muh centre depth

All I'm saying is if Americans could ACTUALLY take down Jets, then maybe 9/11 wouldn't have happened in the first place

yeah but you had to have tavares because hometown roots. THE BEDSHEETS!

>muh bedsheets and jammies man

still thinking about benis

>centre depth
>centre
>re

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pour moi? bien sur, c'est les jets de winnipeg

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that's the correct spelling
back me up on this

oh yes its true

>its
Nothing you say about English can be taken seriously.

Marner is basically from Toronto as well.

Matthews/Marner/Rielly is the real core. Nylander should never have been considered untouchable.

dont be gay

Nylander is not untouchable. He.s making 6.9 and has zero trade clauses. I'm surprised they haven't dumped him yet.

Maybe they have zero takers for him.

Maybe. Or he's the insurance policy.

>trading for le holdout man

For me, it was that long stretch where Nylander still had only one goal and people kept saying that that goal had cost Toronto $10.2 million.
Fun times.

>train
>by the time I make it to the overpass it'll be gone
Cant wait for hockey so I never have to leave the house again

the twink wrangler would never let one of his top boys go

/hoc/ even has a pretty strong following on /gif/ from time to time

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can confirm

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Get in here fellow boomers, it's hockey time!
youtube.com/watch?v=B_oFiNdp8UQ

*sips*

that's not hockey

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How will street shitters EVER recover

TRAINING
CAMP
FRI-DAY
>*clap clap clapclapclap*

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Holy fucking BASED. I saw them in Nashville a few months ago and they fucking rocked for a bunch of old bastards, I was also so drunk I vomited in the backseat of the Uber

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>I was also so drunk I vomited in the backseat of the Uber
Degenerate.

am marinara show ama

Sorry I'm fun at parties m8

>little girl can't hold his liquor

why haven't you kys

We all know Laine isn't staying in Winnipeg, but where will he be traded to?

...

why haven’t you ed?

dallass

is your dick diamonds?

Actually curious about this, what is the Uber driver's protocol if you vomit or otherwise damage the car? Charge added to the ride? Forced you to clean? Smash face in with tire iron like a NYC cabbie?

Just $100 service fee. Most of my vomit ended up on the side of his car when I rolled the window down. My girlfriend didn't think it was as funny as I did.

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You couldn't not been a teenager and spent that money on better seats

Countries with most beautiful people official ranking

1.Sweden
2. Canada
3. Denmark
4. United States
5. Ireland

Power gap

1000. Finland
1001. Poland

Mega gap

5000. United Kingdom

9000. Brazil

my lyft driver was a bro and didnt charge me anything but I puked out the window.

Rights swap with Brayden Point

I can't find Swedes attractive anymore because I just associate their appearance with delusion morons.

What happened to the goblino meme

/pol/ has ruined you

United States is the most beautiful if you exclude red states

Finland is at least top 10

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I don't even go there but okay.

ALL YOU NIGGAS WANT ALL THE SAME THANGS

nigga dont even talk to me lie dat doe bruh

Wish there was a high quality video of someone just practicing hockey by himself for a couple of hours. No shouting or talking, just the sound of skating, slap shots, wrist shots, the puck hitting the boards and net, and the occasional zing from the post. I like the sounds of hockey more than the actual sport tbqhwu.

Now this is autism

you ever have a itchy butt and then you fart and it scratches that itch making it go away? very nice

wow so epic xDd

Would make for good background sounds during work, especially the skating

B

E

N

A

It's "I"

S

lick?

C

H

the bench

N

armpits > feet

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>R

the otter logo looks like literal furry art

shut the fuck up phonenigger

>seething because no one wants to hear your retarded opinions

yikes, cringe, grim, etc

for me, its twisted metal

>score 94 points
>trusted to play in any situation pp/pk/5on5
>make less money over a longer term than Matthews
No, just no.

It is

TBG where you at

imagine not even contributing in /hoc/ but just post shitty wojaks from your iphone 10

i agree

- Sent from my Ipad

based jannies

youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE

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You seem to think Yea Forums is this..

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youtube.com/watch?v=xUNqsfFUwhY

>off season is closing

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..when it's actually this..

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ASK ME FOR A CONTRIBUTION
WEEELLLLLL YOU KNOW
WE ALL DOIN WHAT WE CAN

>terribly lonely
>in pain just from being alive
need hockey to come back, quick

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>expecting a shut-in to understand this

How could you tell the Arizona Coyotes were my favorite team?

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will be inna few minutes when she takes the stage

>nooooo you are only allowed to discuss hockey here!!!!

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youtube.com/watch?v=xUNqsfFUwhY

/hoc/ has always been able to post about offtopic shit anyway, even during the regular season lol

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who are you there with?

His hand

actually this is /hoc/

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sams in his office

Women want us
Jannies fear us
Simple as

Remember that the NBA once looked like this.

Know that the NHL will soon look like today's NBA.

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Based

/hoc/ ain't a gay bar bud

why havent they blacked at the same rate?

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If sports even last that long. Millennials barley like sports and zoomers hate sports. There’s tons of investors pulling out of real sports and putting there money into esports. It’s a sad time.

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>memesports
will die

>barley

fucking
disgusting

I would berry my dick so far into that ass the next person to pull it out would be called the next kind arethor

wwnt by myswlf, my buddy's gf saw me and i have a sweet seat

so tsn is reporting the laine is actually demanding a trade to analslime so he can be closer to activision™ headquarters

you don't know what you're talking about

Who has the biggest penis in hockey?

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bulju

Okay faggot

nothing is stopping blacks from playing hockey today. blacks get encouraged to play by the NHL exceedingly and it's still vast majority white. hockey is an expensive sport and blacks are poor. black athletes all want to play basketball anyways

Dunno, but I have the biggest penis in ur mum

I want to sniff

NHL is growing in north america. not shrinking

why is it so ugly

(((Gary Bettman))) doesn't just want to weed out you white boi players, he's going after the refs, too.

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I wasn’t planning on cuming today

remember when popeye jones asked joe sakic how he could get his son into hockey, joe sakic told him he just needs to work on his skating, and now seth jones is one of the top dmen in the league. they are basically a step away from taking over.

no

just when you think the NHL couldn't be any more based

>le random off topic posting so le funny xDDD

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>look mom I posted the open mouth guy again! I sure showed those guys!

which posts are you referring to?

>he keeps going

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>look mom I posted the open mouth guy again! I sure showed those guys!

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imagine being so absolutely BOILED over off-topic shitposting

dude we get it, you hate offtopic shit
also ama I ate nachos for dinner cos they tasted good

hockey

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What kind of meat?

whats your favorite dr dre song

No meat just cheez. Should've gotten meat but I dont trust my dining halls taco meat

Show us on the doll where Seth Jones touched you.

youtube.com/watch?v=9pX1Gn3rCPw

based birb

mee-ow

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What the hell did you do to that blue jay

*sips*

youtube.com/watch?v=aznJJir__oE

got him super blazed haha oh shit look at his eyes

>blue jay
it's red

just like his eyes lol

you're both fucktards, its a goldfinch

>le funny Hispanic kid making light of kids being molested

Watch Shenzhen KRS vanke Ray's games. They dont have commentary so it's just the sounds of hockey and the coach grilling the refs. Look for them on youtube

latest rumour is he is signing short term

>animal abuse
haha epic xDD

seattle tossed salads and scrambled eggs

ogopogo

poo peeland

isles prospects just beat the flyera prospects. Wahlstrom had a shootout winnar

>>>/reddit/

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>refs
thats like 10 jobs and there's no way they are even getting all of those

yeah lol if you dont abuse animals youre a reddit faggot lmao am i right 4channelers?? never forgive never forget right guys

OFFICIAL: #NYR forward Brendan Lemieux has agreed to terms on a one-year contract.

6:21 PM - 11 Sep 2019

For me, it's Daphne

how much

i haven't seen any numbers posted about it yet

Want to go hunting lads.

what does reindeer taste like

>Mitch Marner turns down 116 million

Usually I take the piss out of people but I just can't do this anymore. Anybody still believing that the NHL cares about the regular fan they obviously don't. It's now a literal waste of money. You have a set of rules to protect these useless farts for 82 games then when the real hockey starts, they disappear. It has turned into an elitist sport where lucky kids with wealthy parents are the athletes not the regular joes who grew up playing outside and worked their bag off to get there. Hockey is awesome, this new crop of infantile 1 dimensional greedy puffballs aren't. Go grab a hockey stick, a bucket of pucks and head outside. Play the sport the way it was meant to be played & stop watching spoiled brats doing pale imitations of Denis Savard and Kent Nilsson. Mitch Marner seems like a nice guy but meh

Flame nation wya

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BUF @ PHI, 7 pm
SJS @ BOS
CGY @ NYI
OTT @ WSH
PIT @ CBJ
LAK @ CAR
MTL @ DET, 7:30
MIN @ WPG, 8 pm (7 pm Central)
NSH @ STL
FLA @ ARZ, 9 pm (7 pm Mountain)
DAL @ VGK, 10 pm (7 pm Pacific)

soon

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just saw this exact post on reddit

Business idea: give all unsigned RFA to Seattle

11M AAV turned down
>Marner isn't a greedy jew
kek

LETS GOOOOOO

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>Mitch Marner turns down 116 million
is this true?

>preseason soon
>no rantanen news

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>116 million
It's so untrue it's not even funny.

>doug signed Timo and Labanc before this shit

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Dude don't be insensitive I am colorblind

>barzal wants a team friendly deal and likes LI
hes gonna captain this team soon. And wahlstrom might be a top winger soon

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Making some tikka masala lads, just got it all into the slow cooker.

What I do is the night before I cut some chicken into 1 or 2 inch pieces and marinate it over night with freshly ground cumin, coriander, kashmiri chili, turmeric, garam masala, ginger, garlic, and about a cup of plain yogurt.

Then the next day I fry them until browned on each side (couple minutes a side) and then set them aside. This is a really important step because it helps deepen the flavour profile through the Maillard reaction. Then I chuck in some diced onion and cook them until soft in the same pan. When they're soft I add freshly minced garlic and ginger and some more spice, basically the same stuff: cumin, coriander, chili, turmeric, garam masala. Add in some tomato sauce and some salt and simmer for about 10 or 15 minutes.

Then I mix the chicken back in and chuck it all into a slow cooker, I toss in a couple of green cardamom pods and cook it on low for like 4 hours minimum. About 10 or 20 minutes before serving I'm gonna chuck in some heavy cream to give it that nice consistency and I'll serve with basmati rice, naan, and garnish it with some roughly chopped cilantro.

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95392415
kill your self

nah

>isles weeb
>poopee land talking about literally anything he's interested in that isn't the Jets
Grim

Remember how Tavares wanted to be a part of Islanders franchise?

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>wanting overmoderation

I like to buy whole spices and grind them myself because a lot of spice traders will dilute their ground spices to save money and I feel like it imparts a better and fresher aroma and flavour doing it yourself anyway. Typically I do it the old fashioned way using a mortar and pestle but a food processor or blender should do just fine for most spices.

yeah and he left because dubas convinced him. Islanders moved on and look at them now, not in a sticky situation like the >laffs. Still have a good prospect pool, still have a good coach and still have good talent from every line

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lads i wouldn't even have to watch any games i would be fully entertained just by witnessing the >laffs' perpetual failure

>vancouver cantpucks had been using notable sieve Dan Cloutier as their goalie coach for the past EIGHT (8) years

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>I've seen a lot of great players stay with one franchise their entire career
>I can see myself doing that
OMG YOU PROMISED YOU ASSHOLE!

For me, it is Chicago Blackhawks legend Cam Warq

88 american is 116 canadian so yeah

So is the jets and canucks plays October 4 or jets devils or jets devils at an earlier date and devils canucks is October 4th or just what the fucks going on here?

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opinion: vancouver sucks (hockey team) and is gay (city)

It'll get done lad

I shall forever know where I was on 9/11

2019

Are you dumb?

Guess they don't teach semicolons till grade 10 eh

Thoughts on Anna Kendrick?

Thinking New Zealand would be an ideal location to store all our nuclear waste.

last night for dinner i made shrimp scampi:

fresh shrimp, i took the tails off because i dont like picking off tails in the middle of dinner and sometimes getting a bite of shell. seared them on one side in olive oil, then flipped and added garlic and a splash of white wine. once the wine had reduced i tossed them with butter, lemon juice, and fresh parsley and then served over fettuccine with some fresh parmesan. garlic bread and a nice garden salad with oil and balsamic vinegar on the side.

Preds

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he was offered 11x7, not 11x8.

small coc /hoc/

>(((rat face)))
thanks but no thanks

The rat has nice boobs though m8

I think africa is a better location.

This is an act of war

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it's how they lure in their prey

R A R E
A
R
E

i dont like eating shrimp because i was told that the brown stuff you sometimes see on the back of them is poopoo. i dont really eat fish in general but i wish i liked it because its really healthy. if only fish werent so ugly

that picture is terrifying

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Fish is a good post praccy snack. My favorite is take a tin of tuna, drain the water, cover the top back with Louisiana hot sauce and black pepper. This is sports nutrition and a crucial part of the modern hockey nexus

>i dont like eating shrimp because i was told that the brown stuff you sometimes see on the back of them is poopoo

this is true, the brown part is the shrimps digestive tract and it runs along the length of it. generally there is nothing wrong with eating this, it wont make you sick but it can have an unpleasant gritty texture which is why you should devein your shrimp (pull the brown part off) before cooking

theres a cricket right on my patio and it’s really loud. what do i do /hoc/?

if i was sure to get away with it, i'd run up and punch her cottage cheese thigh as hard as i could, then run away

>nice get
So we're kicking out feminists?! ABOUT FUCKING TIME!

I live near an airport and often see Emirates airplanes flying. I concentrate all of my energy on trying to telepathically make the tail rudder rip off. It is only a matter of time until my powers grow strong enough that I will be able to down arab planes into the Atlantic at will.
>rags

I definitely would

Burn your deck down. They're a fucking menace

based leaf

one of my favorite quick lunches is a can of tuna and green peas cooked in Worcestershire sauce over rice

today was a good /hoc/

i used to do exactly this same thing but then i learned how to cook. pretty good for a quick snack desu

Shall enlist.

Hit it with a paddle

emirates is unironically one of the nicest and most comfortable airlines, i always fly emirates whenever i go to australia

remind it that /hoc/ runs this bitch

Can of tuna is just such a convenient way to eat. Like a one scoop shake but more filling. I've dumped a can of tuna in a bowl of ramen, a couple scrambled eggs, a bowl of baked beans, a bowl of chili, on top of salad. I pity people that don't eat fish

A guy I know used to say shit like this. In eighth grade.

still outrageous though.

youtu.be/sx66ys4JG5o

*fights off Canadian hogs with your best friend Ameriga*

I got three 4-packs of Starkist tuna at Publix for $10 the other day. Very good deal.

bought a boomer monster drink at the gas station ive never tried one before

Is canned tuna better when it’s packed in water or when it’s packed in vegetable oil?

Realistically I see the team fighting for Connor even if it is a last minute deal and Laine on a bridge. But where do the jets finish if they both sat all year or their rights were flipped for picks rather than NHL talent. 5th in the Central? 6th? They can't be worse than Minnesota, even if they do end up losing the head to head series

and then they called you gay baby. and dickbitch.

water

>Can of tuna is just such a convenient way to eat
It is. Pretty much anytime I whip up a big salad, I always add a can of tuna to it. I'll also add a few tablespoons of olive oil. Between that tuna and oil alone, I added about 500 calories, and a lot of protein and healthy fat to a meal that had next to none.

ive always gotten it with water

water is pretty much always better than oil with any kind of canned food.

Go to bed kid. You're already on your way to flunking out as it is.

How dangerous is all the mercury in tuna? Is it safe to eat a can every day or is the mercury stuff just a meme?

hmm thats gonna be a cringe from me lad

you should limit yourself from eating fishes known to be high in mercury

mercury poisoning in general is a meme. it has plenty of medicinal properties in the right dosage. you have to go out of your way to get poisoned from it

big meme perpetuated by soccer moms/helicopter parents

lads i hate to do it but im gonna invite controversy and say tinned fish steaks (especially in mustard sauce) are better than tuna in every way

at least i wasnt the class square, nerd

>tinned fish steaks
i dont even know what that is but i know its disgusting

when is buljus next game?

are you a literal child?

no I just come from a country where we tend to eat real food

brother you need to elevate yourself
imagine a capsule of preserved sea pussies just waiting to satisfy your hunger

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Have any of you ever tried stockfish? It's unironically pretty good.

fish are disgusting

Like with most foods, you work your way up in terms of tolerance. If you start eating spicy foods, your asshole's going to burn every time you shit. After a week or two, your body adapts and you're not having red-hot shits anymore. I saw an article where they stated that the selenium in tuna basically negates the mercury levels. But there is something I've seen called going tuna mad. I went from 0 to 2-3 cans per day, and looking back on it, it seemed like I was going retarded. I constantly thought about bashing my head off of stuff. Once I cut it out for a few days, and dropped down to 5-7 cans per week I was fine though.

>imagine a capsule of preserved sea pussies just waiting to satisfy your hunger
Lol'd

Sardines are extremely good for you

pucks? they gotta be deep

shots? they gotta be on net

goals? we gotta score em

You tend to eat real penises too

>fish steak
>put it in a tin
>suddenly becomes not real food
what are the putting in the water down in dumbassland?

fresh food > preserved food
i guess its not "not real", its just less real

>let’s go discuss food on the sports forum LMFAO

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Smoked salmon is a good food too, but the PREMIER seafood is and always will be oysters right out of the can

very based and very truthpilled

imagine heating up some fucking shrimp on the stove and throwing them on top of a pile of carbs and then putting on airs, turning your nose up, and passing yourself off as gordon ramsay to your hoc brothers

imagine getting this triggered because someone said your canned fish was gross

that canned fish is my wife you sheep fucker

for me? its scallops

leaf, your love of canned slop means you can sit with us. know who cant? nu pee land.

flags were a mistake

Fags were a mistake

zoomers were a mistake

tins were a fishsteak

You’re right but I don’t know what to do about poo peeland either

>"im gonna invite controversy by saying x is better than y"
>controversy follows
>immediately gets triggered
yikes

Have you ever seen ice before in your life

/hoc/ is truly the most blessed thread on Yea Forums. Living rent free in everyone's heads permanently.

Shallst'd've post here :)

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yup, every winter. have you?

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before bed reminder to

CALL
THE
MOUNTIES
*CLAP CLAP CLAP* *CLAP CLAP CLAP*
*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* *CLAP CLAP*

name my band /hoc/

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wouldn’t have even said anything if you hadn’t gotten triggered by a fucking fish in a tin m8
you sound like an underaged faggot and probably are

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Anybody buy chel 20 yet?

the jonas brothers (formerly sedin)

Just a friendly reminder that Patrick kane lives rent free in your head

>giving EA your shekels for the same game as 2009
Shant

>triggered by a fucking fish in a tin m8
>"i dont even know what that is but i know its disgusting"
m8 you are arguing with me about your favourite canned snackfood. i said one time its gross and you have launched into a several posts long tirade, even bringing flags and ice into it to try and garner support from everyone else here but the problem is they all think youre a nutjob too. kys.

being the only imageboard user from nofish earthquake island is literally equivalent and just as bad as tripfagging

for me its japanese fishe

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Digits and I eat pussy and ass tonight

I'm not as bad as New Zealand

patrick kane lives cabfare free in a cab after beating up its innocent elderly driver for no reason and raping the other ridesharing passengers

for me its refusing to purchase nhl 19 or nhl 20 because they have a nigger and a mexican on the cover, respectively

no I called you a literal child because you are one
>ew that sounds gross I’m not eating that
Straight out of a 5 year olds mouth, I bet if you tried it you might even like it you fucking brat, oughta woop your ass with my belt.

Its 80$ in the PlayStation store but I went gameshop and it was 100$ before tax. And what really grinds my dick is that the draft after the first year always includes next year's prospects. So I'm playing 18 still (which I purchased for 24$ because I waited all of 3 months), with all the same players as 2019. I know the 56$ difference isn't a lot of money. It's the principle I'm struggling with

True. You're infinitely worse.

1. i never said i wouldnt eat it
2. it looks very unappealing

i mean im done talking about your fucking fish dude

>just as bad
>infinitely worse
Work on your logic skill m8

>he says as he makes another fucking fish post
fuck off new zealand nobody likes you not even jets fans

Tripfag this, New Zealand that. I just want to talk about Chel for God's sake

whatever you do dont talk about fish there are some highly sensitive individuals in this thread

Not the time buddy. Try me tomorrow

New ace combat any good?

I always kek at Subban's reaction

Sorry m8 meant to agree with you. I refuse to pay full price for minimum effort when I can wait a few weeks and or a full year and buy the game for a few bucks. Anyone who does buy the latest version at sticker price simply lacks both braincells and morals.

I unironically like new zealand

That's your right as a Free American, but you are wrong

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I unironically like bracketcuck but I would never tell him and bully him endlessly. He often cries himself to sleep.

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whats that thing on the left

if youre gonna be a tripfag you have to leave it on dude

That's just it. You can wait til December and pick it up for 25% of today's price, and if you play franchise the ACTUAL 2020 Draft class will be available after your first year. Plus, it'll probably be the last one without Seattle. So it's a shall game. Just not today

sorry

drake

But you just did m8. And I havent cried myself to sleep in quite a long time.
Agreed, pick it up once the price plummets. Hell I picked up 2k19 for 2$ because 2k20 was about to be released.
>Hoc

basadoyoutube.com/watch?v=n_r06TGDxYo

/nfl/

next thread better be a shannon edition

somebody will report him eventually anyway, can’t get away with it forever.
some kid is gonna blab

too many anglo flags in a row if i'm honest

Oh like columbine?

youtube.com/watch?v=RYdfQvZrakM
Do people actually speak that meme language in NZ? I thought it was a meme like Sámi.

they force it in schools because only like 3% of the population speak it now. most maori dont even speak it anymore, i think only like 20% of them. right now its maori language week.

huumeita

So everyone is forced to learn it as a second language?

yah exactly like columbine but with sexual assault instead of bullets

ham meatball to you too finland

stop deleting my wojak posts

no i mean they force just having it around. my gf is a student teacher and they have maori words and shit posted around the classrooms and they force a lot of maori history and culture stuff but maori language is not core curriculum

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Did you bully them into becoming good New Zealanders?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norwegianization

>my stepdaughters mother studies bbc culture and perpetuates it to local children
classic new zealand user

yeah we built schools for them back in the day and banned the language

statistically pacific islanders have small dicks since they are related to asians

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>OHHHHH SHITTT MANNN
>IS THAT STANLEY CUP?
what did he mean by this

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they should probably bring the wall up to the goal and also get better cameras so i can see the ball

>So I'm playing 18 still (which I purchased for 24$ because I waited all of 3 months)
Same here. I even took a few years off because all it turned into was a $70 annual roster update. After I broke 2015's be a gm mode, I said fuck it until I saw the '18 on sale for about $23. I've tried playing HUT mode, but dear god the AI cheats so bad so EA can try to grind some shekels out of you.

As far as i can tell, the only players on this team canada that aren't in NHL 20 are Gilbert Perreault Phil Esposito, Bobby Orr and Bobby Hull but you can replace them with Yvan Cournoyer Gordie Howe, Brad Park and Jean Ratelle. not bad either way

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and guy lapointe as well. replace him with Ian Turnbull

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Giv langoustine

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poopoo kaka

Will crab do?

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Go ahead retards. We got all night to make a new one

500

NO. are you keeping the delicious langoustine to yourself?

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...

Denial, denial, denial.

The NHL hates you, white man. Deal with it.

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Toasting in Ebin Bred

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