Does Yea Forums have any famous friends?

thought i didn't but then i remembered i work for state ministry and write speeches for the minister and the prime minister

Stone roses were mancs? I always thought they were liverpuds. Favorite song is Elephant stone.

>For the most successful phase of their career, their manager – one Gareth Evans – was a former hairdresser who knew almost nothing about the music business, and signed them to one of the most iniquitous recording contracts in history (his legal adviser was a mortgage specialist from the Mancunian suburb of Sale).

based gay uncle

Gareth isn't my uncle, he's still alive. It was his adoptive brother Matthew who was my uncle through marriage (he was co owner of the international) He spent all the money on building a golf course in Cheshire called High Leigh then sold it at a massive loss to some Canadians on the condition he could live in the clubhouse for 1p a year then died like 3 years later.

Vroom vroooom weew weew wubwubwub

I'm Michael Jackson

Me and elisha Cuthbert lived on the same street and we used to play transformers.

Baron Davis’ dad

I had middle school history class with Sam Hoops. She told me she had a crush on me but so did her friend so she let her friend pursue.

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Friends with a lad who plays county cricket. Not really famous though.

Donald Trump calls me for political advice occasionally.

I used to crush on her hard during her "actually my name is Marina" song

>leaf
>canada has only one road
Checks out, bois.

I grew up upper upper class in NYC, used to hang out with tons of famous people's kids, they all went to my private school. Met their parents a bunch of times obviously. Don't really hang out with that crowd anymore, being a NYC socialite is exhausting.

My uncle is a Fortune 500 CEO.

wow, wtf!!!

high school teammate is a big league pitcher. Not anyone people would know unless your a avid fan of either of the 2 teams he's played in or their minor league affiliates. Dont talk to him super regularly but when he's in town will grab a beer or lunch or whatever

got rejected and have a huge crush on a girl who was in some movies and comercials

Back in in 2008-2010 Ric Flair would bring his family to the skating rink I worked at. I gave his son advice on how to hockey skate every weekend. Ric and I would have a quick talk every now and then. Lots of scars on his forehead. Hot gf too.

I know a big esports owner

My gym group includes 2 nobel prize winners. My boss was a nobel prize too but he passed away recently so he doesn't count I guess.

a real nobel prize, or a shit-tier one like economics and literature?

All physiology and medicine.

Dopamine Signalling
Circadian Rythms
Pottasium Pump

I’m top 20 percentile on yahoo fantasy football so I guess you could say I’m a pretty big deal

Your boss was Paul Greengard?

Ayy. RIP you chocolate loving bro.

This is a top 10% board kid

Pretty girl who is she? Marina what?

The closest was Mohammed Sanu. He’s a current Atlanta Falcon, and went to my alma mater (Rutgers). I think we had psych 101 together, and we would occasionally play soccer in the park in Busch. He was humble but pretty big deal in college, especially our shitty one.

I know Peyton Manning

Like a politician or a pundit or what?

Marina makes your dick Diamonds

my cousin is a co-host of a cable tv show

Is she an athlete?
This is Yea Forums I meant famous athletes I shoulda specified but I guess any famous people is cool.

Why are you people so scared to say who? You don’t have to tell us how you know them but you can say like “yeah I know Tom Brady he’s a good/bad guy” whatever

My close buddy is childhood friends with Dillon Danis and he lived with him for a bit when we were in high school. According to my friend Dillon was a huge virgin my friend roasted him for being ugly and weird. Dudes family is loaded before he worked for mcgregor. Met him a couple times and partied for free at some stupid nyc bottle club. He’s pretty chill tbqh can’t really hate on him but I can totally see him being an awkward dude from the start

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I'm Stephen Yan's dentist.

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No bad my name bix nood muggfucka

i have no friends but i am famous (for that reason too)

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Michael Jordan has come through my checkout line on many occasions. I don't want to talk about it.

Not really a "celebrity" story its a personal story that happened to me
>go outside
>see 18 year old woman crying
>take a beautiful leaf from the small tree near the building
>approach crying woman
>hesitate to talk to her so awkwarly stand next to her with a leaf in my hands
>woman says "fuck off, you can keep that"
>leave woman, sit down near the tree with my ipad (it was summer)
>crying girl gets inside
>some minutes later her "mom" gets outside and talks to me
>"leave her alone, she is too young for you"
>be like "wtf"
>she gets inside
>see same girl again except shes now like 6 year old suddenly.
>same clothing and same appearance, except as a child version
>she was like absent from her self, just sitting there doing nothing and staring (the "think-look")
take pic with my ipad from far away and from behind a bush
>you cant see anything on it so pointless to post it

Based schizo poster

My aunt dated Manny Pacquiao for a while

a politician

Neckbeard guy?

Not really famous but one of my friends is in a band that is quickly growing in popularity in Australia

Sticky fingers are well known now

i knew rapper J Cole when he was a kid
i was friends with his older brother

based alex jones is a Yea Forumsartan, always knew it

I don't even have regular friends

he said famous.

Full kit wanker.

Literally living the dream, how the fuck do you end up at a Bhutanese fur trading message board

Great nephew of a Hollywood producer here
>inb4((()))
Yeah I know, I am.

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ

TAKE YOUR MEDS CHILD

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I know a starting NFL player. We hung out on the football team. I don't keep in touch with people via social media or phone but we chat when he comes back through the town.

tell him to stop taking money from the jews

Put sp memes and j woke stats in them

I used to work for the coach of a little league WS team

I beat the shit out of Sandro Tonali in his first year of high school

I'm friends with Macaco the leader of Super Dragões

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the only good macaco is a porto macaco

I’m friends with Christian Pulisic’s sister, and got a chance to meet Pulisic at a party two years ago.

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I'm TSU's boyfriend.

whos that with harry

Why’s your right arm so small?

i used to be a golf caddy
i caddied for Dan Marino and Joe Pesci twice

I dont know Marino, but I bet Pesci is a dickhead.

Based, he looks indeed like virgin

he was a toned down version of his movie character

Lol

kek

You seein shit kid?

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>it’s an user has schizophrenia post

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>accidentally broke his neck while closing a bin in the middle of the night
Sounds suspicious as hell, especially given the living arrangement you mentioned

I sold blunt wraps to Jadaveon Clowney when I worked at a gas station. Very quiet guy. Also spoke to stephon gilmore a couple times

I don't have any friends

>friends
Get off my board normies

How did moot meet shaq?

Thibaut Courtois' brother is a really good friend of mine

Weren't you the guy who once told me some internal family scandal about Courtois? It had something to do with cheating, and no it wasn't the de bruyne thing, it was something else.