/nfl/ General:Vikings edition

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This man's business is booming. Say something nice about it.

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Rams bout to dab on the NFC West, again

He showed up to practice on time and not in a balloon.

Sup bay brotha, see you in the SB? Super Battle of the Bay Bowl? Pure kino.

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>enunwa neck injury
why do I even fucking bother with this team if they let me down time after time?

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based, fuck lazy faggots who don't post the news.

Because it's marginally better than being a loins tardinals or browns fan.

REMINDER THAT MINNEAPOLIS IS OVERRUN BY AFRICAN IMMIGRANTS WHO ARE HAVING KIDS SO FAST THEY'RE GOING TO BE 30 PERCENT OF THE POPULATION IN THE NEXT DECADE

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Replying anyway because fuck you

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>Detoilets complaining about blacks
OH NO NO NO NO

Good question, jew or wop loser

not a jew. not a wop
at least you dont have to deal with the >mest.

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TYBC

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stoolers

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>NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T SUSPEND AB, HE DINDU NUFFIN

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>tfw someone saves your OC

TYBC

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>Britney "Scamming & Cheating" Taylor, I thought you were engaged I thought you were getting married Saturday Why your 'fiance's delete all of his social media accounts, if supposedly knew about you & A.B. Looks as if you were more than a trainer,

Videos of AB and the trainer in bed together and being called out for cheating on her fiance

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Its a top tier feel.
I woke up today and read through the last /nfl/ thread that I left open and saved a bunch of your stuff. Good job user

Cams shoulder is fucked. That's why you lost.

ebin meme!

its an honor

>Chiefs WR Tyreek Hill expected to miss 4-6 weeks

based

The nanners are too good this year. I'm looking at the schedule and I don't think there is a game we could conceivably lose.

This. I've been seeing one of mine around lately.

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Yikes. That's way too hyped.

Sneak's Official 2019 NFL Power Rankings: Sponsored by Marriott Hotels® - Post Week 1 Edition!

1. New England Patriots 32 (NC|+0.3)
2. Kansas City Chiefs 30.8 (NC|+0.2)
3. Los Angeles Rams 29.2 (NC|-0.4)
4. Philadelphia Eagles 28.5 (+1|+0.1)
5. New Orleans Saints 28.3 (-1|-0.4)
T6. Dallas Cowboys 25.9 (+3|+3.8)
T6. Los Angeles Chargers 25.9 (+1|-0.5)
8. Minnesota Vikings 25.6 (+3|+4.4)
9. Baltimore Ravens 24.4 (+6|+5.3)
T10. Green Bay Packers 22.5 (+4|+2.7)
T10. Seattle Seahawks 22.5 (+3|+1.9)
12. Houston Texans 19.6 (NC|-1.1)
T13. Pittsburgh Steelers 19.4 (-6|-5.3)
T13. Tennessee Titans 19.4 (+7|+6.4)
15. Chicago Bears 18.7 (-7|-5.7)
16. Atlanta Falcons 16.3 (-7|-6.5)
17. Carolina Panthers 15.5 (NC|-1.1)
18. San Francisco 49ers 14.6 (+3|3.4)
19. Buffalo Bills 14 (+4|+4.4)
20. Indianapolis Colts 13.7 (-1|-0.5)
21. Cleveland Browns 13.2 (-5|-4.9)
22. Oakland Raiders 12.1 (+5|+5.8)
23. Jacksonville Jaguars 9 (-5|-6.8)
T24. Detroit Lions 8.3 (+1|-0.9)
T24. New York Jets 8.3 (NC|-1)
26. Denver Broncos 7.7 (-4|-2.8)
27. Cincinnati Bengals 6.2 (+2|+2.1)
28. Washington Redskins 4.7 (+2|+0.8)
29. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 4.3 (-3|-3.1)
30. Arizona Cardinals 3.7 (+1|+1.3)
31. New York Giants 2.7 (-3|-1.9)
32. Miami Dolphins 1 (NC|NC)

It was sarcasm. Everything is terrible and York is going to blow the team up again at the end of the season.

I saved it all

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ITS OVER SHE'S DONE CASE CLOSED

>yfw da bears win da superb owl

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why do you assume he's from detroit?

>bears winning
>with trubustky

Pick 1 Hans

Slow your roll til Jimmy shows some signs of life and Pettis crawls out of the dog house. This defense does guarantee a 10 win floor though. I don't see how anyone has the ability to handle this d line

49ers will always be garbage as long as York has the team

You won't be replying to this post week 2 faggot

KEK. THAT TOTALLY LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE SCARED OF ANTONIO BROWN.

Our ceiling is 8 wins you delusional fuck.

lol cheating skank

AB's accuser obviously waited until public opinion on him was at an all time low before opportunistically bringing up these allegations in order to gain support

because it makes insecure losers like you mad

>2 Raidchads soloing the entire Chiefs Kangdom in arrowhead. -Colorized 2016

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and

Antonio Brown

you are losing to:
>shittsburg
>rasm (x2)
>baltiless

WHO DAT! WHO DAT! WHO DAT SAY THEY GONNA BEAT DEM SAINTS?

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nfl fans are subhumans

The Most Innocent Man in Massachusetts

Damn, that game was so good

The cuck leage is going to suspend him despite zero evidence and bullshit stories

>I was watching a religious video
>I kept going back
>I wanted to use the bathroom and he just raped me and I just spent the night over and over

fuck women, wish he had raped her to death

>96
>brazil
Nah, footie lads have us beat by a longshot

Good. Fuck AB, I hope he never plays again.

>Imagine being such a pussy you wouldnt fight you most hated division rival
Insane

cuck

t. roastie

>fighting over sportsball
cringe

Obsessed

>sportsball
yikes

He literally didnt though lol

>they passed on mutthomes and watson (no dad) for this shit

Antonio Brown

Who else an AB fan now? Fuck that hoe bitch ass come up whore. Women are fucking trash. Stupid ass rape actor.

>black qbs

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>spouts out buzzword like a typical woman
hmm, i guess WW2 did fuck you guys mentally.

a girl I work with SEETHS every time Tom Brady wins, and I guarantee this will be the most seeth filled season yet

you suffered a spiritual loss, you faggot

AB is a clown and a bitch. I am glad that he will lose his career over this despite being innocent. He should have stayed with the steelers, they are good at making accusations disappear.

He wont tho.

I always thought karma was just a meme but I’m legit gonna start taking it seriously now

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why is our record 1-0 then friendo?

Good news! I got Green late on my team and I'm waiting to sub him in.

Who?

why is that karma?

but would you defend him if he was playing for another team?

Because you took the play making abilities from your weakest link on the team because there is no faith.

Yes, it's every man's duty to call out women looking for an easy buck by crying rape.

I already am you genetic dead end

She died in a karma accident did you not read?

see you chucklefucks Sunday.
>beating the Packers is the Minnesota superb owl because they'll never win the real thing

>greengay
OH NO NO NO NO

yea sure

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>greengay
>beating the Vikes

lel

League should've waited until AB was more involved in the Patriots's playbook to come out with this "rape" story honestly so it'd impact them more. He didn't even play for them yet so if anything happened now NE would just kick his ass and still win everything.

That guy tumbling down the stairs kek

Always fun to rustle plebbit

people are hoping a woman was raped because of their NFL Fandom allegiances.

He was the one that kicked the Titans player in the head Sunday, i believe

Are you implying the league is out to get the patriots? Is it opposite day in Brazil today?

You sound drunk.
Thanks for your opinion Dan Snyder.

She was the girl on the Karma Credit commercials.

Subhuman raider fans should not be allowed in arrowhead

Antonio Brown

Allen Haynseworth

based
cringe
yikes
oof
have sex
dilate
seething
cope
boomer
zoomer
cuck
soiboy
incel
kike
reddit

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Im a skins fan you turk nigger

Can't wait for the cowsois cucks to be eventually BTFO so they can shut the fuck up god these faggots are annoying your team is ass FUCK OFF you have clapman garrett as your head coach FUCK OFF you can't anything worthwile

2016

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not surprising

Patrick Mahomes raped me, and Tyreek Hill beat me nearly into a coma afterwards. ;_;

the tape didnt work bros....

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False flagger shut the fuck up. This defense is too raw son. I doubt more than two teams score more than 24 points the whole season. You probably didn't even catch the game on Sunday and witness the utter destruction of one of the highest paid offensive lines in football. If the refs wanted to they could have called holding on demar Dotson on every single play.

Antonio Brown

i knew my man din du nuffin

>In Week 1, only 33% of Aaron Rodgers' throws were deemed accurate. That ranked worst of all 32 qualifying quarterbacks.

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Cowherd once again based doing Presser cooker

No they're hoping that the woman is telling the truth about her accusation and that she gets recognized as a survivor

>Strictly professional relationship
>Hanging out with him in her underwear on his bed
>Sitting in his lap
I don't think there's a way to prove he's a rapist if you lie about your relationship standing beforehand

WASHED UP

>already making excuses

Antonio Brown

we need more tapes bros...

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Why are Stealers players always raping women Yea Forums?

Already prepared for that loss I see

all he has to do is exist to make people seethe

maybe the women want to be raped?

Thank you Based Carr
rip John Abram, hope the Surgery goes well. Anyone know if Eric Berry still got any left in the tank

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>A QB with 0 preseason snaps against one of the best defenses in the league didn't play very well
Wowza no kidding?

Eric berry is done

mahomes raped me. Please NFL suspend him

>Tedric Thompson scored a 25.5 on PFF

holy shit big ben is going to kill the xehawks

Cam Newton lost his swagger ever since that ball fumbled, and his faggot ass didn't dive in the pile to go fight for it.

Antonio Brown

I can literally smell you through this post

Their defense got fucking lit up by Andy Fucking Dalton. And the only reason the Bengals lost was because they fucked up clock management from a rookie head coach.

Does it smell like mulberries?

If he did he wouldve been picked up by now. His foot must be toast.

>henry out for season
classic chorgers

>chorge

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what the fuck is wrong with that website

>Wowza
yikes

>andy dalton is now better than ben shitshisburger

bengals confirmed owning the AFCN

OwO whats this?

Doesn't he have one game under his belt since they drafted him last year? Chorgers are cursed

imagine getting paid 1.75m to throw 10 passes

liberal safespace bubble

chiefs fans fight like niggers

So reading between the lines:

Fiance - did you cheat with AB?

BT - no, he raped me

Fiance - then let's file suit

filed

AB - nah, she was cheating drops videos

Ouch, poor roastie.

>Hunter Henry dead
Antonio... I need you for one last job

it's called maximum efficiency friend

>plays 1 game after season long hiatus
>knee blows up again
Fucking hell, imagine being outplayed and less durable than an old ass Antonio Gates

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THESE VIDEOS DO NOT EXONERATE HIM!!!!!

>he should have stayed with the steelers
t. Stooler
33-3

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>kicking a fg on the 1yrd line down by 20

Lol Collins stops and wonders why the center didn't move. Bennett just goes around him.

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SHES A WHORE BITCH RAPE SLUT

Happy 9/11 everyone. How is your day going?

wow, stop posting this, you disgusting rape apologist.

r/nfl is fucking cancer, surprised that beta males watch football.

>twitter.com/LionTQ/status/1171832364152102916
She looks like a hood rat. Can't he get better?

>t. pic related

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>survivor
Jesus Christ.

Lul

reddit in general is cancer, they have less shitposters so the threads don't go off topic, but they are the most corporate consumer cock sucking people in the world.

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THE ONLY THING SHE SURVIVED WAS A LOOSE WHORE PUSSY

STUPID FUCK CUNT

MEDIA NEEDS TO SHUT THEIR MOUTHS

FUCKING CUNT BITCH SHOULD BE IN JAIL

calm down Antonio

200 IQ MASTERMIND ANTONIO ?BROWN GOT A RECORDING OF THE CUNT WITH A CUM FILLED PUSSY GETTING OFF HIS BED

ROOOOOOOOOOOFL

>HE HELD ME DOWN AND RAPED ME

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

SHE WANTED THAT GOLD NIGGAS

FUCK CUNT

STUPID ASS BITCHES WOMEN ARE GARBAGE

at least it's not a white woman

On one hand I don't want sjws and feminiggers to win
on the other I don't want the pats to get stronger

rape apologists. stop posting this shit.

KEK

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NIGGA GOT A VIDEO OF THE CUNT POST SEX

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

MEDIA NARRATIVE RUINED

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Bruh AB chill lmao

That doesn't look like a strictly professional relationship to me

Man, I do really hope Pettis gets healthy and Shanny stops fuckin around with his situation.

AB pls hurt your knee

Exhausted from work, i could just collapse at any second.

SHE A GOOD CHRISTIAN

THEY WATCHED RELIGIOUS VIDEOS TOGETHER

DONT YOU PUT PUSSY ON A PEDASTAL?

WOMEN ARE PERFECT

if it was a white woman, AB would've been in huge trouble, but since it's a nigress black people and the far left will be on Ab's side.

God you are dumb, reddit is lynching this nigger.

If AB gets through this horseshit with the Patriots he's going to have a much stronger bond with everyone in the organization.

>yeah... I'm thinking I'm back

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>The latest on the Antonio Brown situation, with clarity from law enforcement. Here’s new statement from the Miami-Dade State Attorney’s Office. They have not heard from the accuser.

kek

Can’t believe AB raped a beautiful African queen. If this was a white woman the internet would actually care. I’m so sick of your crackers not listening and believing.

>Bellichick paid this chick to accuse AB so he can have his back every step of the way
Is it possible? Could BB have done this to gain AB's loyalty?

While she “shouted ‘no’ and ‘stop,’ Brown refused and penetrated her.”

While she “shouted ‘no’ and ‘stop,’ Brown refused and penetrated her.”

>meanwhile putting on her socks in bed with him
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G O L D DIGGA NIGGA

How do we stop him, bros?

>reddit
yeah, because they have so much power, i'm talking about twitter, you know people who actually have the power. you retarded mutt.

>trusting Cuck Cousins

>mutts calling mutts mutts

Fuck this site has gone full retard

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reddit is far left

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S()y

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LMAO
Why even believe a word she says?
"Professional" Relationship my ass.

never thought of it that way, thanks for the redpill!`+1 internet coming your way

thanks, can you buy me a Yea Forums pass pls

Kek lol oh no

post your jaw fatty

Wow when will gook moot step in and ban all rape enablers

why do piece of shit redditors that claim they dont like reddit keep posting screencaps of them posting on reddit?

sup reddit cuckold, you upset little bitch ?

know thy enemy

I know it's all for keks, pissing off anons, and irony but GODDAMN THIS FAUX-SJW POSTING SHIT GETS OLD FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY RAPE

>t. rape apologist

how do you know? you have to go back bud.

Raiders are KCs biggest rival? I thought that was Denver. I dont mind Vikings fans but ill fight a fucking burrs fan anyday.

>Happy 9/11
Ow the Edge

>pretending like you don't know
first day on the internet?

don't joke around about that stuff. pay your respects to the 19 talibans who died

Guys, what if they are going to keep AB and defend him as a way to earn his loyalty. It seems like a standard BB move.

stop making childish posts and you won't get downvoted

>pretending like you don't know
know what?

>first day on the internet?
i don't know is there a way to tell?

No, KC biggest rival is CHOKING
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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can you buy me Yea Forums pass?

bullshit

How do we save this team? Every time we rebuild it gets worse.

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berds

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OK look you motherfucker.

Is Jameis Winston a perfect QB? No.
Is Jameis Winston without fault? No.
Does he turn the ball over more than you'd like? Yes.

Now, how old is Jameis Winston? 24.
Has he shown tremendous promise, often improvising and shining in adverse situations in SPITE of his coaches? Yes.
Has he shown that he can win games and play at a top 10, even top 5 level. Yes. Absolutely yes.

All that being said, with Jameis still on his rookie contract, yes you can fucking BET the Bucs are set at QB for upcoming season.

Jesus fucking christ do we watch the same sport? Nick Foles just won a fucking super bowl. Case Keenum and Jared Goff were legitimate MVP candidates. Coaching MATTERS, especially with young players. Maybe Jameis isn't going to be the guy moving forward. MAYBE, but to act as though you're certain of that when, for anyone watching this team, it's apparent that the Bucs have liabilities at RB, OL, DL, DB AND HEAD COACH that all exacerbate Winston's flaws and obscure his talents, you are out of your goddamn mind and unless you have a LEGITIMATE, WORTHWHILE RESPONSE in which you argue otherwise, DON'T FUCKING REPLY TO THIS POST.

THAT GOES TO BOTH DIPSHIT VIKINGS FANS. THAT GOES TO SNEAK. THAT GOES P12, OLD BAY, AND ESPECIALLY YOU OBNOXIOUS, IGNORANT ASS ANONS THAT THINK IT'S FUN TO RILE ME UP.

I SWEAR TO GOD I WON'T EVEN FUCKING READ YOUR POST IF IT'S LESS THAN 3 COMPLETE SENTENCES SO DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME.

Embrace the rebuild and drop Winston once a you have a decent QB learn the offense

As the clock winded down, Aaron Rodgers and the Green Bay Packers knew they were in trouble. Alas, the clock struck 0 and Packers were served their first loss of the season at the hands of Alex Smith and the San Francisco 49ers. The cameras rushed on the field to interview players. As ESPN's cameras ran towards Aaron Rodgers, they caught him shaking the hand of the joyous Alex Smith. "Congrats!" said Aaron as their eyes locked. Smith pulled Rodgers in closer. "You played well." Smith whispered.

Aaron walked into the steamy locker room and began to undress. His gigantic dong flopped out of his uniform. A thundering bang was heard when it slapped against his leg. He hopped in the shower and began to cleanse himself of sweat and dirt. After his shower, he put on his normal attire: Boxers, shorts and a t-shirt.

No saving it unless we luck into a generational qb.

Aaron said his goodbyes to team mates and coaches and walked to his car. As he approached his car, he began to feel very odd. He looked around and saw nobody but felt as if he was being watched. As he continued to walk, something was not right. As he approached his car, a hand wrapped around his mouth and said, "Don't make a sound." As he began to panic, the hand pulled away and Aaron could hear laughter. Alex Smith was on the ground laughing. Aaron looked shocked. "Alex, you asshole!" He then playfully slapped Alex. "Sorry, I couldn't help it!" The two embraced each other and began to kiss slowly. Alex whispered, "I'm sorry that I beat your ass on the field and now I am going to beat your ass in your backseat."

Aaron began to unzip Alex's pants. He grabbed his monstrous pecker and began to move his hand up and down. "Oh yeah, Aaron. You know how daddy likes it." Aaron dropped to his knees and put this huge thing in his mouth. He sucked up and down, licking the throbbing member quickly. His slobber coated Alex's penis. "Ok get up Aaron." Aaron quickly stood up and took his shorts off. "Fuck my boy pussy Alex." Alex thrusted himself deep inside Aaron's anus. Alex was grunting and Aaron was moaning. "Yeah, take it you little bitch." Aaron kept taking the dick into his hairy asshole. "Fuck me harder!" Alex pumped away. Aaron could feel his penis begin to swell. Within minutes, Alex blew his gigantic load inside Aaron's tight little butt hole. "Well, I hope I see you in the post season." whispered Alex.

>Has he shown that he can win games and play at a top 10, even top 5 level. Yes. Absolutely yes.

lmao no he hasn't he's a fucking bust

lol your qb is bad

>newfags getting worked by old bucmeme's copypasta

Where did you get this copypasta from? Someone's suicide note?

Baker a bust

Good pasta

EAGLES!!! EAGLES EAGLES EAGLES EAGLES

Can't be autistic anymore if you're dead.

HOLY. SHIT. HOLY. FUCKING. HUMAN. SHIT.

YOU ARE THE GAYEST MOTHERFUCKER I HAVE EVER SEEN ON THIS SITE. YOU ARE GAYER THAN MOTHER FUCKING FREDDIE MERCURY. YOU ARE SO GAY YOU MAKE FUCKING GARNET FROM STEVEN UNIVERSE LOOK LIKE MADONNA. YOU MAKE NU SHE-RA LOOK LIKE WONDER WOMAN. YOU MAKE TRAP PORN LOOK GENUINELY ACCEPTABLE BY TODAY'S MORAL STANDARDS.

YOU ARE SO GAY EVEN SATAN WOULDN'T TOUCH YOUR FLAMING ASS WITH HIS BIG ASS FORK IF YOU WENT TO HELL. I HAVE MET LESBIANS WHO ARE STRAIGHTER THAN YOUR SUPER FAGGOT ASS.

SHAKE SAID IT BEST. YOU ARE THE GAYEST THING SINCE GAY CAME TO GAY TOWN.

do bearsois really?

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>Hunter Henry out
>Chargers sign Antonio Gates for another 1 yr contract
>Melvin Gordon traded to the iggles for Sproles
>Phillip Rivers once again has the weapons he needs for an owl run, this time with competent coaching and kicking
>The SAN DIEGO Charger's claim their first Lombardi
I've dreamed of this scenario
Based and Old-pilled

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He’s right. Believe all women.

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>basedace

Half a loss is still a loss.

THE NFL SHOULD SUSPEND ANTONIO BROWN IMMEDIATELY

ITS IMPORTANT TO BELIEVE VICTIMS

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who the fuck is cuckme?

a loss is a loss, you can't say it's only a half

but first we need to talk about parallel universes

>kuck kucksins couldn't even throw for 100 yards against one of the worst pass defenses in the league
OH NO NO NO NO NO

Why do cowboys fans all think and act like Skip Bayless?

What is the mental condition called?

undisputed is unironically a really entertaining show

skeeup and shannon are a good pairing

>"""deemed accurate"""
nice opinion

Texans are massive retards.

He's talking about Dallas, not Houston.

The quality of the shows matches the airtime
skeeup and shannon > Cowherd > the blacks

I forgot Houston existed. Imagine cucking the rest of the state by calling yourself the Texans.

Texas is BACK folks syndrome

letting the days go by

(let the water hold me down)

letting the days go by

(water flowing underground)

into the blue again

(after the money's gone)

once in a lifetime

(water flowing underground)

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shut up nigger

whitlock is leagues ahead of CTE cris carter, soiboi, and that ugly lady

call me the n word again

i dare you

>I just answered that question
>Actually you didn't
>Actually I did

Lmaooo these bitch ass mainstream reporters don't know about based Belichick

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are you the real bucme?
I thought you killed yourself. would be a better fate than watching the fuccs trade for rosen after going 3-13

I hope my cousins make it across the border by sunday so they can watch as we kick the shit out of the r******s

It's all because Houston has an insane inferiority complex to Dallas. It's nuts, all the local news announcers and weathermen like to take any opportunity to point out any time Houston does something better than Dallas, whether it's in sports or in the economy or in the weather or anything like that. Houston seethes at Dallas, which is hysterical because Dallas basically never notices them.

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Lmao link to this exchange?

yeah Whitlock is but not the people surrounding him. Literally just watch the opening, middle and end to get the best stuff from the show. Not saying that any of the shows are exactly bad though

>tfw bucme had sex before you

yeah it's me

i'm not dead, just busy with irl and unironically not autistic anymore

as far as the bucs are concerned i've conditioned my brain to enjoy watching them lose so it's not all bad

i laughed watching winston throw those 2 pick 6's, hq entertainment on a sunday evening tbqh

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>and unironically not autistic anymore

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honestly bucme is probably the only funny trip on here. the rest of you guys are just tryhards.

It’s like LA and San Francisco. LA doesn’t care but SF has a chip on its shoulder.

ok bucme

Fags have a compulsion to be noticed.

I believe you’ll be seeing much more of me on here.

Gronk confirmed coming back

youtu.be/hIBDHE3p7lM

N I G G E R

>Cameron Wake is 37 years old

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Is AB /ourguy/?

just saw it on espn, he still has 3 months to git gud again

>Genius plan shitting on the Steelers and the Raiders to join the Patriots
>kept 2 years old videos just in case some whore tried to rip off his money
AB has legit 160IQ

yes
this

he signed?

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>and unironically not autistic anymore
nigga you've been on the same shtick for half a decade you haven't changed and you'll be having a meltdown a month from now

>blows out lying roasties and makes reddit seeth

He always was

Flacco's career is over

I thought he had a bit left in the tank, but he looked bad.

>He was asked by the website's founder, Dave Portnoy, what week he'll be coming back to play, and Gronkowski said, "Week 14."

confirmed Gronk back for the playoff run

Ladies and gentlemen, your 2020 NFL MVP ....

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>cheatcucks

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>NOOOOOOOOOO THEY CAN'T HAVE THAT MANY GOOD PLAYERS!!! IT'S NOT FAIR!!! DO SOMETHING GOODELL!!! GRONK RAPED ME I SWEAR!!!

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BOOM >WE POSTERS ON SUICIDE WATCH

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>come from mexican family
>senpai bandwagon teams from all across America, including Rams, 49ers, Broncos, Patriots, and I root for the Colts
>live in Texas, no where near these teams

how mad does this make you

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BASED

991 DAYS

based

>ohhhh lawwwdy i wuz readin muh bible and antobyio raped me with the semun...2 years ago

>105.3 QB rating
>bad

retards

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>NOOOOOOOOOO THEY CAN'T HAVE THAT MANY GOOD PLAYERS!!! IT'S NOT FAIR!!! DO SOMETHING GOODELL!!! GRONK RAPED ME I SWEAR!!!

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AB is legitimately the most intelligent negro in the NFL. Belichick levels of IQ

>all this bombston damage control
literally been laughing nonstop all day

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Video evidence of the rape

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it took ~5-6 years for the cracks to show in a.b. in pit.

5-6 months in oak.

5-6 hours in n.e.

yikes

Because some faggot said so? I think not

Rapetonio Brapist

Hello my good frens

Hi

I thought replacing AB and Bell would be easier

Is this by the same guy who said it's okay to bandwagon

how ironic that you can't see that you too are some faggot that says so

Absolutely

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SUPERB OWL YEAR

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>19-0
>damage control

Pick one you nigger

Vikings fan here, we're going to finish 12-4, and lose in the divisional game.

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You shouldn’t fuck chicks who are engaged. You shouldn’t fuck if you’re engaged.

Holy fuck, the ATH panel for this AB story is cringeworthy

GRONK BACK

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Colts h-have a chance to win the owl, right?

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I don't see them beating the patriots so no.

>kept videos and texts for two years to remain on eternal thot patrol
yes

those videos dont scream rape he might be innocent

Shut your mouth we are winning the owl

All Vikings fans are Somali immigrants.

Can't wait for NOLA this weekend as you niggers get buttblasted yet again once Donald sacks Brees' ass into early-onset dementia and retirement.

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>dome team
>on the road in NE or KC in January
No

Somalis are based af

>Disney sports

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*lines up in the slot*

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I like Jacoby but come on man. They'll be lucky to win the division

Why do the Raiders look so good all of a sudden? Are they a legit wild card threat? Broncos were supposed to have a top 5 defense and the Raiders didn't let Carr even get touched once.

can't wait for us to wreck the donkeys so people will shut the fuck up about trubisky

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You absolute fools

Im so fucking pissed chip got rid of desean because of """"gang affiliations"""""" wasted the prime of his fucking career fat fuck.

everything is going according to plan. My based Eagles are going to catch a lot of teams by surprised after pretending to be retarded in the first half against the skins. The Falcons aren't gonna know what hit them.

So they should change the name to the Minnesota Pirates?

fuck you are so right, the based eagles are really gonna win it all again aren't they? It's over dallas bros...

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>Patriots signing veteran tackle Marshall Newhouse
red pill on this guy Packers/Panthers fans. will he help provide decent O-line depth?

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t. 70 IQ Somali

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>team that was playing Joe Flacco suddenly looks good

hmmmmmm

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AB isn’t on this list because he only lines up in the slut.

It’s really fucking over cowbros

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Joe Flacco plays defense? Fucking retard.

>tropical storm this weekend and possible hurricane the following weekend

SOMEONE GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF FLORIDA

>Brady throws to a receiver with no one around him
>YAAAAAAY HE DA GOAT

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Reporter: Anything to say about the Antonio Brown allegations?

Tom Brady: “No.”

Reporter: Not a word?

Brady: “Didn’t I just say that?”

IT'S HERE! youtube.com/watch?v=fknauQT69sk

cope

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Yikes.

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>there are no "bad" teams in the AFCE

why cant $130mil wilson just throw for at least 200yds a game? andy dalton can throw for 400yds but this nigga cant. just why?

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>cowboys are celebrating beating this

too busy scrambling

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"Is he at your home with your wife and kids?"

Anyone can throw for 400 yards against your defense selling out against the run.

its over

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>Washington Post

thats one game. im talking about his whole career. dude is a glorified game manager. old Yea Forums was right all along.

>1,003 adults

>Washington post

I bet Ben doesn’t

(You)

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because the polls were so accurate in the last election

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won't happen again all season

They won't sell out against the run and disrespect Dalton. But I bet you Ben gets 250+.

I wonder how much money I could make selling these at Ray jays to the opposing team’s fans so they have something to ring every time Jameis ready to serve them some delicious turnovers

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He’ll definitely play better than last week.

Those numbers are complete bullshit

>big bINT

youtu.be/7sEHv-iKrYU

>it's an user doesn't understand probabilities episode

Vikings will win Sunday

Nope.

Yep.

If the tits had a qb they'd be a perennial playoff team

based

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All eagles fans are homosexuals.

nah

Yah

maybe

NFL 2019 : Antonio Brown 24/7

Where did all the Bronco fans go?

that was Greg Robinson

Retired with PeyPey

He was shit in Oakland

*dabs on the packers*

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If my uncle was a woman he’d be my aunt

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Reminder that AB is basically being accused of something that never happened.

>O.J. Simpson: Antonio Brown ‘accused, not charged’ of rape

Based Juice

Sup Reddit. Being a rape enabler?

>Amazon post

So it was, my mistake

>wasted the prime of his fucking career fat fuck.
Wouldn’t Chip have just wasted him if he kept him? Knowing Chip, he probably would have made him exclusively play special teams or something stupid like that

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>thinking injury reports actually report anything useful

>If I Did It

cnn.com/videos/us/2019/09/11/belichick-antonio-brown-allegations-vpx.cnn

Reporters getting btfo today

Unironically the most Reddit post ITT

>giving a shit if some nigress was raped by a nigger

>tfw Trump win the super bowl

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You would've thought that during 28-3.

respond to this post if you have the same amount of super bowls as the minnesota vikings

Look at this redditor acting edgy to fit in lmao

Better than posting about politics And nigger raping a nigress, bitch.

calling everyone a redditor is the most reddit thing you can do on 4channel

I’ve posted neither. Go incel rage on /r9k/

>If

Is AB going to get railroaded like Zeke was?

never said you did you dumb nigger, go back to >>>/lgbtq/

That come back was hysterical. Everyone wanted to turn the game off in the 3rd qtr and I said “watch this, they’re gonna come back”

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No, this will all go away in a week. No one gives a shit about anything anymore.

didnt know /nfl/ had so many super bowl champs posting

Well other than fans from every other team that don't want the pats to win another owl

tyreek hill beat his pregnant wife and broke his son's arm

Seriously guys he just nutted on her back. Don't act like you never thought of it

Vikings desu

Where else was he supposed to nut with her sitting on his lap? Inside?

These people have never had sex, most people pull out because they don't want to get her pregnant.

don't people see how retarded this is?
>oh look we are playing the cowboys next week
>let's pay some woman who went to OSU with zeke 25 grand to file some bullshit civil claim
>zeke gets suspended
full retard

How many games did he get suspended for?

>n-no you're the redditor
lmao, you're still not fitting in kid

>male feminist

also known as an actual rapist

if another website triggers you then you're too soft for 4channel

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What if that website is theYNC?

Seriously, though. The Patriots need to ditch AB. Josh Gordon don't need this shit.

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Lmao based AB

if you aren't triggered by the displays of willful ignorance and outright insanity on that website, you're naive. the commie/lefty bullshit on that site should scare you, imagine those people deciding the laws of our country.

so he can play sunday ?

>eww! Don’t show me your junk Antonio!
>I’m just here at your house to watch TV Antonio! Don’t jerk off on me!
>Ok Antonio I’ll keep being your “”trainer”” but seriously, no more funny business!!
seems legit

Maybe, maybe not. Depends how fast he can pick up the playbook.

>my opinion good
>your opinion bad

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Patriots are the most hated team in the league and AB is the most hated player. What do you think

So AB is innocent right?

based, every other NFL team fans BTFO

I just wanna know why it’s even disputed that Bradysknee is the worst tripfag on this website
>Bandwagoning pats fan
>Hillary supporter
>is married but loves cuck porn
>Proven to be a constant samefag
Seriously, no one else is worse.

If he does, it'll be a very small number of plays he's comfortable with and they'll build from there. The NFL isn't even interviewing this girl until next week at the earliest, so he should be eligible this week.

99% of all internet arguments

This, I'm more concerned he'll suck and my Miami senpai will have more ammo to shit on me with.
>MIAMI MIRACLE!

>negress and her negress mother want money
>no criminal charges where there's actually a standard of evidence

1000% horseshit gold digging

lol she's a stupid nigger, she's going to fall flat on her face.

>>is married but loves cuck porn
That's OldGay and the Turk.
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/93048603/#q93067738

according to the inventer of the QB rating, if you remove the 158.3 cap he set on it back in the 60's, Lamar Jackson had the 6th best game in all NFL history on Sunday

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Sidenot that image was taken before he exited the game. He finished well over 300 yards.

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At least you'll have a good memory when they miss the playoffs!

To think they were part of a Christian athlete fellowship in college.

have sex (with your wife)
yes! go old baysed! :)

>he thinks the Browns or Steelers are making the playoffs

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he posts on Yea Forums with this trip. can't get lower than that.

I have a feeling that she'll stall her meeting with the NFL or completely recant after those videos of her and AB in bed came out.

That is pretty low

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She's showering now, the physics get... complicated...

Reminder that if you disagree with my opinions, you’re probably an actual retard

Back in the 60s Jackson would get lynched as well.

>his wife is so large that he needs to account for physics when having sex

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objectively false

what's happening here?

Give me the microphone.
Listen up.
I'm sick and tired of all you anonymutts runnin' your mouths.
Every single day you come out here, you make the same damn threads. "Lememe” this, "Lenigger” that.
Well guess what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna take my mouse
(WHAT?)
I'm gonna click on the post number
(WHAT?)
I'm gunna start typing in the reply box
(WHAT?)
I said I'm gunna start typing in the reply box
(WHAT?)
I'm gunna call you a faggot
(WHAT?)
A retard
(WHAT?)
An autist
(WHAT?)
A no good son of a bitch
(WHAT?)
I'm gonna solve that captcha
(WHAT?)
The one with the fire hydrants
(WHAT?)
The one with the stoplights
(WHAT?)
The one with the crosswalks
(WHAT?)
The one with the cars
(WHAT?)
The one with the busses
(WHAT?)
The one with the STOREFRONTS
(WHAT?)
I'm gonna click submit
(WHAT?)
I said I'm gonna click submit
(WHAT?)
I'm gunna derail the the thread
(WHAT?)
Send all you racist Reddit sons of bitches home
(WHAT?)
I said I'll send you back
(WHAT?)
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO

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great filename

And all he posts about is how trump lives rent free in his head
with jamal im sure
based

The center was in deep concentration while the rest of the team false started.

i guess /pol/ is too hostile to him. archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/tripcode/!!lLQitmVMxfi/

Baysed

Yikes

>archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/tripcode/!!lLQitmVMxfi/
Holy shit his post history reads like a literal redditor

Based

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based bradychad living in ya heads rent free

no debate here the guy is pure AIDS

me on the right

>unironically caring what other men on the internet do with their dicks
seems pretty gay to me anons

CHAD BAY WORKS 3 DAYS A WEEK FOR 6 FIGURES WHILE YOU WORK 6 DAYS A WEEK FOR $30,000

Water is not an ally to the act.

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>doesn’t deny that his wife is large enough to operate on macro physics

they literally have never had sex before and they don't understand what water does to a vagina
arguing with them is pointless

vocaroo.com/i/s0lPF5ZqdqEE

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*ahem*
fuck AB

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>he thinks water does anything to a vagina
Holy virgin, Batman. His wife is so fat that he normally has to grapple her, which water makes difficult

i was expecting the coomer

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>Iggle fag knows his shit secondary that got torched by Keenum and some literal who's is no match for the Pats eternal army of recievers and RB's.

Gee... I wonder why?

josh gordon will be suspended yet again and ab will whine like a little bitch. also have sex incel

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Shut up, mutt

/Bills Owl 2020/

Who can stop him lads? The tape isnt working?!

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>beat the fucking dolphins
>suddenly act like he’s Mahomes Dark

hey, that's my line.

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>le running back thinks he can play QB man
"No!"

>5. New Orleans Saints 28.3 (-1|-0.4)
>28.3

This has to be intentional, no?

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He destroyed the dolphins and they have an above average secondary

>h-hey guys the t-tapes works for my QB too.. r-right!?

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>only recently have I spilled my seed upon thy behind !together lain in thine own bed ! forsaketh thy works foul woman for before thou were known to me I had achieved the highest of honors! Thy emissaries persuaded me and it was not of my impetus! I welcomed you into mine home despite its proximity to an inn and tavern ! For shame thy attempts to foul my name for word of a bastard ! Even still thy trade is of false words rather than solemn instruction! What misfortune thou hast lain on me with accusations such as these! Even swearing upon the name of God that thy behavior was holy while whoring about as a pagan

thy mistake is our reward ! for whence thou attempts another confidence scheme on a lesser man I advise that man be of the lowest pedigree! perhaps it is that thine own mother hast put you to this task ! thy efforts to conduct respectable business has been in vain! my closest of friends and I have had great fun reminiscing about the incident in question however and I shall call on him as I desire! thusfar thy life's purpose has born no fruit as the gymnastics endeavors are but naught! Yet still my dearest wife knows of thy folly and regards the as the fool thou art

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Fake rape allegations don't require punishment.

based raidchads

Who is the gayest player in the NFL, Aaron Rodgers or OBJ?

No they fucking don’t, plus they’re specifically tanking.

me

Are you Aaron Rodgers or OBJ?

sup aaron

Neither of those players are good

Yeah Howard, Jones and Fitzpatrick are all shit defensive backs... moron

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Can someone remind me how many yards the $84 million dollar man threw for?

based and gatepilled

that would be 98

They literally are. Imagine talking up garbage backs in an attempt to make your QB look better. Literally Packers Syndrome. Dolphins we’re ranked 27th last year in defense

98, right?
Approximately 1 million dollars per yard.

I love how people act like the dolphins being bad somehow makes 42 first half points not an incredible feat.

>don’t defend against the pass
>”wow it’s so impressive!”

You are retarded.

I accept your concession.

fresh bread when?

moms baking some right now it should be done in like 15 or so :)

don't wanna make another vikings thread, so someone else can do it

Old Gay is dumb and homosexual

my nigga scoring 59 fucking points against an nfl defense isn't impressive?
some of you mofos NEED to have sex

NEW

Texans

He's been terrible for about 4 years now. I have to watch a lot of Ravens games and he's absolute shit. Elway is a retard

Damn, Rasmussen had him at 45% approval a few weeks ago. I'm glad Jeff Bezos has corrected them

I've never seen a worse defense in the NFL. When Lamar plays an actual defense we'll see a replay of the Chargers game from last year desu