3 Giornata
Sat 14/09:
15:00
Fiorentina - Juventus
18:00
Napoli - Sampdoria
20:45
Inter - Udinese
Sun 15/09:
12:30
Genoa - Atalanta
15:00
SPAL - Lazio
Brescia - Bologna
Parma - Cagliari
18:00
Roma - Sassuolo
20:45
Verona - Milan
Mon 16/09
20:45
Torino - Lecce
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first for based giampaolo complex tactics bringing milan back to its throne
>three days before matchday
a little bit anxious, aren't we?
I FUCKING MISS SERIEA, ALRIGHT? FUCK THE NT PAUSE
I know, here have a rare de L*gt
thanks man
giampaolo is unhappy with what he saw during the international break
he's thinking of switching to a 3-3-4 formation
The absolute state of napoli
>expecting shit done by terroni
i am amazed he dosen't know after a year living there
Is Milan still shit? How's the new manager looking?
Reminder that Lautaro IS the next GOAT
-----------------Piatek
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------------Bennacer-Kessie
Hernandez-Romagnoli-Duarte-Conti
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I fixed the Milan
>Fiorentina - Juventus
batistuta finna dab on penaldo
Tick tock Cucklan
He really isn't, but I whish I was wrong. Anyway I can't wait until Messi (true nerazzurro heart) puts in a good word and Barça buys him giving >us the ultimate plusvalenza
goodmorning
nothing is better than starting my day with arabic coffee with some Baklawa
>Piatek
it's shit
*destroys your league*
Can't be worse than Juve
I worry about his first touch/agility but his shooting has improved so much since he first came to Inter. I've said it before but he reminds me alot of Falcao, if he improves his technical ability he's golden.
Dybala + 80M for Lautaro mkay?
in any healthy and not-retarded society, a stadium refurbishment having a slight delay would be cause for some banter and opposing fans songs for a few weeks
but Italy is a rotting society strung together by angry 50 year olds and unemployed manchildren, so this is will be a story for years to come and Italians will be killing each other over who's more white until they're all swallowed in a heap of plastic trash
please take care of Lautaro, he's the next best 9
god bless his legs
blackpill me on why cant silly napoolitans fix their stadium, it's not going to cost an arm and a leg to apply a coat of paint to everything
is it one of those "you can take a peasant out of the village but not the village out of the peasant" kind of problems?
Any day today vesuvio
presumably they didn't start when they said they did and/or took lots of breaks during the summer heatwave
it honestly only looks about a week behind
Terrori will be forever terroni, no matter what
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CHI NON SALTA BIANCONERO È!
Well, Dybala would do the same if they were to chant "Chi non salta nerazzurro è!"
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The company that was charged with renovating the stadium didn't finish the interior. They shilled the new coat of paint but when the club went to check the locker room this was the situation.
all it took was the crack of a whip
LMAO. why would the official account post this
because they are retarded, have zero selfawareness and selfrespect, and will forever suffer from the small club mentality/napoleon complex.
napoli are just sad, its not even funny anymore.
Because the company says everything is fine "just a couple doors and shelves", while Ancelotti is pissed that it clearly won't be ready. Somehow they forgot that maybe the club was supposed to check how these works proceeded rather than just wake up three days before a match.
i think you're delving a bit too deep into this one, pal
Make that 150 million and we pick up the phone
I respectfully disagree.
Self-respecting entity would send lawyers at whoever was to blame for failing to meet the deadline, promptly hire another company to finish up the work and keep everything under wraps.
But no, you gotta virtue signal your perpetual underdog status to the entire world, making an ass out of yourself in the process.
Because government entities are slow, inneficient and never get the job done in time (if at all).
Like most large stadiums in Italy the San Paolo is public owned, so they're being passive aggressive against whichever authority was supposed to handle the works.
>you gotta virtue signal your perpetual underdog status to the entire world, making an ass out of yourself in the process.
That's southern Italy in a nutshell serbo, it's just the way it is
>paqueta instead of suso
>adl:"Non capisco il motivo per cui il Bari in C farà più abbonati del #Napoli, il tutto dopo aver ridotto il prezzo degli abbonamenti. Credo che nella città di Napoli si viva di grande invidia per il Nord... Dovrei forse comprare il Milan per accontentarli?"
Is there a difference in revenue gained from season tickets vs regular tickets?
there is in australian sport
>zapoli
Messi- Lautaro swap incoming fras
>failed club like milan earns more revenue than napoli
lmao
fyi his son complained about Bari fans not selling enough season tickets too. They expected 15k for a Serie C club
Yep, I'm thinking he's back
>Icarding Icardi
He really is a BVLL
>5:08
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLDLe1Cnx_0
>froggy getting old and having gray hairs
where does the time go...
If anyone was wondering Caceres did a great job against USA the other day.
>still delusional about Dybala
What a sad existence have the sfinteristi
Sorry, next time I will put an "/s" at the end of each ironic post I make so you clueless retards won't chimp out, alright?
>Castillejo and Conti
Yeah what could possibly go wrong when you have two fragile twinks on the same wing that can get injured from sneezing on them.
>saw a video of suning pres singing
>came to espee to check out if there's /seriea/ thread discussing it
>there is an actual alive /seriea/
>no mentions of based cool pres
based chinese president
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>that girl's hairline
The Delusionals
it legit wouldn't be that noticeable if she put her hair down like a normal person.
yeah im back from the suning training center cheering the lads how do you know
it's literally pirelli cap that f1 drivers wear
How does he wipe his ass?
Also how does /seriea/ wipe his ass? I do it standing
i always piss like a girl at home
no ricochet
Yep. Its meant to promote F1
>promoting a sport you have nothing invested in
brilliant move from nike
Post your favourite stadium choirs
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finna work outdoors this summer. any skincare advice fras?
I was thinking coconut oil as moisturizer mayb?
>shit early thread when no games on
it should've been aborted from the start, like OP
Calcio threads should be always on
Where are you from?
strawpoll.me
I was preferably searching for non-ZOG solutions
shave your balls, and always go with the grain
face wash will help
apply sun lotion and hydrate, especially at higher altitudes
you should always have some coconut oil anyway, its edible, it melts on regular body temperature and its great for anal shenanigans
>Mild
Thread Reminder
Inter > JJust
>anal shenanigans
I've found that you lose your desire to practice said shenanigans once your dick comes out covered in shit
I am considering learning Italian to play fantacalcio
shit is just food for germans
mild kek
Just give >us the scudetto already.
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OP ONE THING YOU HAD TO DO TO NAME THIS THREAD.
/serieA/ The Fire Starts in Milan Edition.
CHI DIMENTICA È COMPLICE
So that's what that user on /pol/ was talking about
Based
Imagine calling a meeting with journalists at the start of the season and tell them to write this:
>no more wages over 3m
>only kids, players older than 28 will only come on loan
>there's literally no chance these loanees (Smalling, Mkhitaryan and Zappacosta) will stay next year, no matter how they will be
>after shilling Riccardi for two years they were surprised by the fans reaction towards his possible sale
>"without the stadium, Roma will be Sassuolo tier"
At this point this sounds more like a call for help rather than actually trying to shill a "rebirth".
btw muscle strain for Smalling, in doubt for Sunday.
FANTALLENATORI RISE UP
I've always found anal hot in theory but scary in practice for that reason, how the fuck are you supposed to do it without making a mess?
Does it depend on when was the last time she took a shit? Does she have to do the anal cleaning every time? Or maybe a buttplug can fix the problem?
Be sure she pooped early, do it after a shower where you fingered her ass, also to loose it a little, use plenty of vasellina
It's a crapshoot, pun intended
If you want it to be spot on clean, yeah she needs to clean up and rinse every time. You can skip that if she eats lightly a day earlier and eat nothing on the day of but that is usually too much to ask for. Impromptu anal will always leave you with a bit of shit on your dick but it doesn't smell unless you get it on your hands, your own dick/nose distance is evolutionary designed as safety. The only time I was ever disgusted was if a girl ate some veggies like paprika or tomatoes which never get fully digested and you end up with long red chunks on your dick, for some reason that always flipped the off switch for me. And seeds, any sort of fucking seeds. Don't laugh, women hate it and will stop everything after. Use a condom because getting shit inside your dick hole is gonna give you a UTI, it's going to burn and you are going to hate women. I never did because I hate condoms and would rather jerk off than use them but I'm a degenerate moron and you should always use a rubber. Unless you go full pneumatic drill with your dick its pretty hard to make a girl shit herself and mess up the room.
Always have towels under and next to you and try couple of different oils until you find the one that doesnt make your dick go soft. Like I said coconut is pretty good. If you are fancy and use lube, avoid silicon ones and get water-based lube.
Honestly once you get a girl who likes anal the novelty goes out the window fast. Especially because even if they like it, sometimes it will hurt more than other times and nothing sucks more than having to abort anal, go into the shower, surgically rinse shit off your dick with soap and then going back to continue fucking regularly. Sensation itself is also not as good as you might expect, it's completely textureless in terms of feel and you only truly feel anything on the base of your shaft and the very tip. To cum inside a chick's butt is pretty baller tho, feels dominant as fuck.
t. had a gf who was super into it
Analmercato
>4th choice in Brasil starting for Milan
Based Chad Serbro
>To cum inside a chick's butt is pretty baller tho, feels dominant as fuck
That's literally the only reason I find anal so exciting
>"I'm vegan so I can avoid injuries easily"
Rocco Commisso has vowed to disown Fiorentina fans who insult Gaetano Scirea and Heysel victims when his club host Juventus this weekend.
The two arch-rivals face off at the Artemio Franchi on Saturday, and Commisso reiterated his plea for Fiorentina supporters to avoid any insensitive behaviour.
“I can’t accept words of hate, insults against opponents from our fans,” the 69-year-old told La Stampa.
“I grew up in the land of transparency and opportunities. I’m a witness and an example of the fact that those who work hard get results.
“Sporting value is the first moral value. Discrimination, verbal abyse and racist chants aren’t part of my vocabulary.
“I stress that the problem concerns other supporters and teams around the world, but I take responsibility for my fans and those minorities who allow themselves to insult the memory of Scirea or the Heysel victims: they’re no supporters of mine.
“I’ll apologise, like I did to Scirea’s wife. I hope sporting civilisation prevails tomorrow. It’ll be a beautiful game, for me it’s a dream come true.”
The Italo-American tycoon then criticised Financial Fair Play for limiting his investment in the Viola and made it clear he had no reason to be ‘in awe’ of Juve patron Andrea Agnelli.
“It should be possible to let someone invest in a team who are in a disadvantaged state as of today.
“You know Juventus pay their players around €300m euros a year, while we pay about €50m?
“That difference alone says it all. Having said that, we’ve already done a lot and signed eight players. I’m trying to revive our game and create a compact team spirit.”
“As for being in awe of Agnelli, absolutely not. And why should I be? I’m proud of what I’ve done in my life.
“After all, look. When they needed help, the Agnelli family turned to an Italo-American immigrant like me who did extraordinary things.
“I respect them, I agree with them and I believe that respect is mutual. And I add: I’m here to learn and emulate them.”
Milan mayor Beppe Sala has confirmed that his council is ‘willing’ to sell San Siro to the Rossoneri and Inter for the right price.
San Siro is currently owned by the city of Milan, but its two tenants are increasingly keen on the idea of building their own stadium.
With that in mind, Sala has offered Milan and Inter an alternative to going through with a private build.
“Right now, there are two possibilities on the table: a [new] stadium in San Siro or a stadium in Sesto San Giovanni,” he told Corriere della Sera.
“I’d add a third: we’re willing to sell San Siro, should the possibility be considered.
“The construction of the new stadium is a possibility that we dread, and it obviously wouldn’t be welcome for us, but we’re talking about two privately-owned clubs that, in their rightful interests, could do something like that.
“The council doesn’t want to make any money from San Siro. We’re extremely willing to let a third party perform an assessment, telling us how much it’s worth.
“We have absolutely no need or interest to speculate about San Siro. I estimate San Siro to be worth around €70m
“We could use an independent body as a surveyor, so that there’s no speculation.
“That said, the clubs are within their rights to choose: if they prefer, for reasons of their own, to build a new stadium, that’s what they’ll weigh up.
“I can only try to persuade them with all the possibilities on the table and, right now, I’m also offering this possibility.”
intrasting. hope inter and milan take that offer
Imagine how shitty the condition of the stadium is when they are willing to let it go for 70 million
if inter and milan choose a new location for their stadium. the city will have an unused stadium that costs to upkeep. so 70 million vs up keeping an stadium for a few ed sheeran shows.
>Chris Smalling may be forced to wait for his Roma debut after the Manchester United loanee suffered a muscle strain in training.
oh no no no.
>Calhanoglu
>ritardo
GIAMPAOLO OUT
Even japs know he's a hack
lmao, advertising is so fucking cucked nowadays
white guys make 90% of any team supporters and yet you have to use grrrrls and niggers to promote your stuff
is this legit
It is
[citation needed]
GODO COME UN RICCIO
>Argentine media making up gossip about DDR
JUST LIKE HOME
name a team you want
I'll make a wallpaper, 1080p or whatever size you want
>I will be your nightmare, Davide
Is Dybala still going to Inter?
no
he never really was
just brief talks and negotiations
deal between inter and JJ would never work for two stars like that
He's paying all the millions he has to end his contract with Juve and sign with Inter for free
If he's smart he is
is he smart if he's is?
Inter, 4k
next week will be the decisive one
which logo?
current, old?
Yes, as his bf I can confirm he desperately wants to move to Inter
I like the old one, the snake
Is he top or bottom?
yes
>bbilan
MANDZUSHIT NON CONVOCATO AAAAAAAAAA
GODO
alternative, smaller logo
Thanks man, that's cool
>seasonal depression kicking in
>romantic life the usual disaster
>got played like a fiddle at the irl fantacalcio draft
At least /seriea/ is back
Rambo IN
*dies*
Oh yeah, somebody's gonna die if he scores
honestly if you're scared of even a little mess then anal is not for you
>Antonio Cassano, Sergio Pellissier, Alessandro Lucarelli and Elisabet Spina are among those starting the course to become sporting directors.
reading cassano interviews about other players he might be bretty fuggen gud cos he is such a fan of the game. his interpersonal skills are -10
>big mouthed illiterate terrone with no work ethics whatsoever
>carpenter who happened to become a tap-in babby for a small club
>grug defender prone to slamming fibulas or footballs to the stands
I bet you any money that out of those four Spina is the only one that will be able to properly learn how to run a club
Reeee, let this abomination of a thread die ffs
'no'
wow who is going to be the champion this year juventus or ehh... juventus?
Inter
Finally some fucking calsho this weekend.
It'll be all fun and games, until I watch my Giampaolo Milan be dogshit again with Suso.
Probably 0-0 or 1-1. It legit feels like 16/20 teams play better footy than rossoneri.
Un uomo di buon gusto
>page 5
Not a shitpost. What's the point of watching this league if Juventus have won like 8 titles in a row and are easily going to win this year?
>hakan
>suso
AAAAHHHHHHH
Well if your concept of "watching a league" is just checking results every sunday night then guess there really is no point.
Not being a customer helps
>Not a shitpost. What's the point of watching this league if Juventus have won like 8 titles in a row and are easily going to win this year?
Juve will fight for the 3rd place with Nazio and Roma so this year it's worth watching it
At last
This NT break felt like it lasted forever
>tfw PSG today
Finally Mauro is back! Fuck Mafiotta and fuck Cunte
Hello Fabio, is Mandzukic to Qatar a done deal?
Paolo Di Canio blasts Mauro Icardi for being “incapable of anything a modern striker should do” and calls PSG “the natural home of undisciplined players.”
The former Lazio and West Ham star is no fan of the Inter-owned forward and made that clear in an interview with Il Mattino newspaper.
“Why did Carlo Ancelotti want someone like Icardi at Napoli? Someone unable to apologise to his teammates for the words of his wife-agent?
“Besides which, Maurito only scores goals from crosses at the by-line. For the rest, he is incapable of anything a modern striker should be able to do.
“I am not remotely surprised he went to Paris Saint-Germain, the natural home of undisciplined players.”
>Di Canio
>talking about another person behaviour
Good morning SerieA!
>it's just false flagging gobbi I swear
To watch football game?
You don't watch the league, you watch your team
Test
hello mr. Moratti, doing well?
what's supposed to be outrageous about that? it literally only states two objective facts
desu only thing i worry about lukaku is his mind is it strong or soft? icardi was a strong mind. lukaku is helpful to teammates but dont care about that if youre not a winner
gonna miss this match i think. reeee. im going to gfs friends weddings. feels ok to get suited up.
Inter has unironically more chances of winning the CL than Juve, and I'm a gobbo. No jinxing whatsoever, it's just that our team is pretty weakminded a part from Ronaldo, Sarri and Martusciello included. >We unironically had more chances of winning it with Allegri
Disgusted at people turning their backs to Mauro, selling your own soul to Gobbi like this is disgraceful, literally won't celebrate anything won by Le betting man and le throw people down bridges man
wew
17 maggio godo ancora
Okay?
Based multi-layered falseflagger
You allegriniggers are pathetic, Allegri is 100x times more weakmind than Sarri when it comes to football style
Tell me about Tsu, why does he wear an entire clocktower on his wrist?
I'm no falseflagger, I'm just being realistic. Sarri was a pathetic choice and Juve should've gotten Conte instead. But no, the unibrow retard has to keep the grudge after 5 fucking years.
Allegri was shit but less shit than Sarri
Shit this mercato was shit
Napoli was the only team with a good one
>Juve
bought de ligt that is turning out to be a fraud, got a dying ramsay and >rabiot (you don't even need me to say something about him)
>Inter
young shitters and old shitters, how do you really expect to win something with lukaku and sanchez
>Roma
litteraly whos and first team composed entirely of loanees, brilliant move by Monchi 2.0
>Milan
literally whos
>Lazio
they didn't do shit
This is fucking pointless, fuck this shitty league that got even shittier and their jew owners I'm going back to comfy championship
>out with Galatasaray
>out with Benfica
Yep retard confirmed
Conte is the ultimate league manager, nothing else
>I'm going back to comfy championship
t. Andrea Radrizzani
>Sarri was a pathetic choice
The first 60 minutes against Nabule beg to differ
The team was shit back then, and Conte was still a novice in CL. Look at his Chelsea's performance in CL, they almost knocked Barça out see above
Please, Nabule is just Nabule and they shit themselves everytime they have to face Juve
No I'm literally Vito Mannone
meh, sarri's got more chance of winning because they'll try score 5 every match. but also a big chance of going out first round.
That's the point, overall Inter has more chance of winning the CL compared to Juve
>comfy smiley Vincenzo kino coming our way
>manager that got constantly dabbed on in Europe
>any chance of winning CL
>X team shit themselves everytime they have to face Juve
Who doesn't in serie a? >We have 90/114 points every season, we basically beat everybody else consistently
Szczesny
Danilo
Bonucci
De Ligt
Alex Sandro
Khedira
Pjanic
Matuidi
Douglas Costa
Ronaldo
Higuain
Based Matthijs dabbing on the haters
>ronaldo wants to play dribbly drobbly winger so jj is forced to use matuidi-khedira
i don't know about this
Matthijs is a blond fraud
FUCK THE GFS, SERIE A IS MORE IMPORTANT!
>Bonucci and Matthjis together
God damnit they can't play together, will anybody there ever understand this
Fantacomfy friends remember that you have 40 minutes circa to field your squad
higgy looking pretty good
has he found joy again
Is Sarri going to be on the bench?
>dybala-piggy
qts
>way too many fio and jj players at fanta
JJUST
Sarri is the one who never wanted to put Ronaldo anywhere else
It's going to be a cheeky 3-1 for Fiocretina
>Areoplanino
>winning a game
Choose one
Exactly why they're gonna win this one
What do you think of my team?
Quick who do i field in my fanta? Paquetà, Soriano or De Paul?
paqueta
Should I put Khedira? If yes, to replace who?
Atalanta doesn't have a rock solid defense so getting only their keepers is a risk but otherwise pretty good team
For me, it's Tomiyasu
no khedira
thanks man
he might not start that's why i'm in doubt
Zaniolo I'd say
I like how that illustration looks nothing like Zaniolo
Please post a decent stream for Fiorentina-Juve frens
Jj shant be winning today
>all these plastics going for him now
I had him since day one you posers
>state of this colour combination
Is the Prince of Peperoncino finally back?
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First defender I got from Termosifoni's fantacalcio
>we want the Palermo audience
The absolute madman with his 300 IQ tactics
>no Heysel banner
Lmao what a bunch of c*cks
0-1 for the old whore
Pezzela is so god damn good looking
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hope ribery injures ronaldo for that stolen ballon d'or
>no Boateng for no discernible reason
3-1 for Fiorentina
Bonucci is the captain? Yikes.
Hat trick for Vlahovic, Caceres breaks fucking knee caps
>this is the team that is supposed to win the Serie A
lmao
Pjanic is so fucking shit
>This white kit for Juve
Our kits are so fucking shit this year
tBh it looks better than that home kit
>Costa injured
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>de unfit
Hohohoho here we gooo
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>Costa dead
rip my fanta
>Costa died yet again
....
>Bernardeschi in
OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
>Cuts inside
>Cuts ACL in half
kek
Agreed, I dont hate the kit, it just looks silly on Juve players, seems more suited to RB Leipzig. Atleast the ugly af home kit suits the colours I expect from Juve.
Now for Ronaldo to cut his ACL in half for the meme magic
why is that retard still on the pitch?
bernardeschi is still doing his makeup before getting subbed in
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
>the absolute state of Pjanic's hairline
JUST
Inter's year la.
Berna stretching his butthole takes some time
>getting tackled by dalbert
Based bernard heskey
kek looks like a shirt that got stained in the wash
*shoots on barrier*
>that is a yellow
*hits the wall*
ah yes the GOAT at it again
I want to kill players who turn around when they're getting shot at
*hits the wall*
>D. Costa out
MANNAGGIA LA MADONNA
Twice even
he doesn't even bother, he just hopes the wall with make spaces when they jump
Castrovilli is pretty fucking good
Lol
HOLY SHIT
>coso
topkek
JUVE CULONA
fucking hell
HAHAHAHAHHA DE PIGT DOES IT AGAIN
>this is football strat
Chiesa miss a Goal
MANNAGGIA LA MADONNA 2.0
wew laddie
Mmm sorry sweetie, you mean the dutch Scirea
>Martusciello coaches
>Juventus plays well
>Sarri comes back
>Juventus plays like shit
Really makes you think
>De Shit
how much does he get per year again?
>De Ligt
is this actually serie A or
Cmon Dalbert redeem yourself and save my fanta
Ribery has been embarassing so far desu
€450,000 (thousand) per week
(You)
Can we just kill Sarri and let Martusciello coach
ah yes that weak as fuck shot surely impressed me
Based Chiesa trying to put an end to Scirea's career
Imagine being a grown up adult and unironically choosing 69 as your kit number
>Khedira
CAM ON RONALDO
SCAR SAM FAKIN GALS
Sounds pretty based to me
Imagine not picking 88, whilst playing for Nazio
8 5 M I L L I O N
peak cuteness
>biting lip
Hnnnnnnggggg
Not enough
Second highest paid player in the league la
Szczesny has been awful today, they should sub him
Agreed >we need based boomer buffon
Until you realize his sub is a fucking mummy
>calling Pinsoglio a mummy
wow rude
1488 SS Nazio
Chiesa Missing Again
WHY GOD WHY
Man, Juve is fucking shit this year, how the hell did they dominate the game for 60 minutes against Napoli?
AAAAAAA FUCKING CHIESA STOP CHOKING REEEEEEEE
He already signed a pre-contract with Juventus
Matthijs de SLAM
Perhaps both Juve and Napoli are just big frauds
The pig is dead
for me, that's a RED
>Chiesa and de Ligt constantly trying to kill each other
This match is kino
fucking hate chiesa so much bros
Based Chiesa.
>breath on a Juve player
>get a yellow
embarassing ref
Big club mentality vs small club mentality
antisemite!
CHIESA YOU FUCK I TRUSTED YOU FOR MY FANTA REEEEEEEEEEEE
FORZA FIRENZE
What are they chanting? Is it for Heysel since it's the 39th minute?
>he fell for the heysel chants propaganda
There is no way that Juve is going to win the championship this year
Ribery is still elite.
i think i heard Liverpool but i might be wrong
I honestly wanted to hear some just for the post-match drama
If this is the almighty Juve coached by Sarri even the fucking scudetto is going to be unlikely
Of course they will, who's the competition? Perpetual Crisis FC or the team without locker rooms?
Juve scores in 73rd minute and wins 0-1, cap this
Dybala is going to score it
>Pjanic out
Oh thank god, next better be a CB so Demiral can finally play
is this what crisi juve looks like?
>only 1 italian in the jewve lineup
wew
Bentanchad had been bulking up over the summer
Ronaldo next.
>it'a a juve gets dominated all game and scores with a deflection 10 minutes before the end episode
Scesni next.
they always struggled against fiorentina, it's right after international truce and right before a CL game
what did you expect?
Fiorentina are simultaneously great and fucking shite. Strange to watch.
Also that Juve kit is horrendous
all thanks to Agricola's coffee
If only, fuck the TSUU fraud
You got it
1.5 akshually if you count higuain
Is "A blindingly sunny, early after noon in Firenze" the new "A Cold rainy night in Genoa"?
Just woke up, what did I miss
juve getting dabbed on
Rambo IN for the cheeky goal when?
The wind is really fucking with them
That’s a cold and snowy night in Turin
>it's now the wind's fault is Juve is playing like shit
lmao
They're going to win anyway and you know it user
Doubt so, Fiorentina is playing very well
>montella
>winning
Fagging faggity faggoty fag hag
>Juve
>winning
>why is no one creating spaces for me? Where is Benzema?
>why is that dutch fatfuck slob running forward with his crooked feet losing every ball?
>why is the box so full? I can't tap-in like this
>ffs Matuidi, stop running like a monkey
>stop kicking my ankles dudes, you're hurting me
>what does Mr. Sarri mean with all these smoke signals?
>was that really a cross Danilo?
>what do you mean goal disallowed after checking VAR?
>give me this freekick Pjanic, I can do this
Just like Allegri would want it
he should just retire at this stage, he's higuain tier nowadays
Daily reminder that Montella has won 0 (ZERO) Serie A matches with Fiorentina so far
until today
And he's going to win today against Juventus with Boateng scoring the winning goal
>is still draw
Ronaldo is exposed once again
Today is the day
where's ramsey?
Dead
how do you say "oink oink I'm an overrated hack" in dutch
stop bullying higgy
Matthjis de Ligt
>de light
90 MILLIONS FOR THAT?
which team in serie a is in the nicest city/town?
Napoli hands down
>wind blasting on full force
>"just spam long balls lamo"
Sounds about right
t. Antonio Esposito
Ternana
Yeah, sure lol.
lads i swear to god that ive been trying to bandwagon a team in seriea for 2 years now, but i couldn't because they are all so shit !! with shit fans also.
>dedira
Based Caceres killing off the only decent midfielder Juve has
guess it's fiorentina
roma is beautiful but messy
milan is efficient but maybe too sofisticated
but bologna is nice, too
just don't fucking go to naples
Never bandwagon a team, rather bandwagon players. I've been bandwagonning Ronaldo since 2004.
what do you do when Ronaldo retires?
Juve are gonna lose, aren't they ?
Nothing sophisticated about milan
Lazio, Napoli, Atalanta are nice teams to bandwagon. If I could start over I'd pick anyone of those.
>Castro Willie
>castro-willy
We're finished aren't we
All this choking will make the 1-0 from set piece at the 79' more painful
It's the winds of change
That's a good question. I haven't thought about it yet. I'm hoping he pulls off a Totti though, that would buy me some time.
this game is cursed I’ll take a draw
If this is how we're gonna play I'm not even sure we are going to finish in the top 4
Loser mentality
>dednilo
I want the retards shitting on Allegri to apologize now, we wouldn't be playing like this with him
>PENALDO
I will believe that only when I see them outside of CL places after 38 games
uhm I think it's a good time to start bandwagoning inter
but I'd bandwagon bologna, the coach is going through chemotherapy
>in b4 Cuadrado 1-0
Do you expect us to get into a CL spot playing like this? Even Allegri made Juve play better than this
>tfw johnny square is here to save >us
based
Ribery is playing so fucking good
I'm so tired of having to deal with girls, lads. They seem all so selfish. Am i becoming an incel?
Yes because you've had awful games like this one plenty of times in the past and you constantly got points from them
Yeah, but we also had Allegri who was a genius with the subs, something Sarri will never be
you're just an insufferable faggot full of yourself
don't ruin our serie a thread
>Matuidi
Boateng is going to score
Can and Mandzukic must be howling right now
>Subs on mandzukic/dybala/cuadrado/costa
>Scores on counter or by bullying the exausted manlet full back
Granted Sarri alienated half of those guys so it will be harder to employ the same genius tactics.
>international break finally over
>everyone gets hurt
you are acting like the team didn have dozens of shit games like this under Allegri, expecially at the start of the season. At some point Juve were even 10th and still manged to win the league in the end
>Wake up
>Juve is not winning
O U R Y E A R LA
That's why we're going to fail hard this year
Yes but with Allegri those awful shit games still ended with cheeky 1-0s, but with Sarri? Good luck
Who be this woman?
Commentators keep talking about the wind, is it really that bad ?
me
Just fall for klopp meme
The blame the wind and the pitch.
>bernie sanderschi
>Penealdo
those game ending 1-0 was mainly due to Juve's player superiority, expecially thank to the bench players that are better than most starters of other teams
>73rd minute
>Almost a goal for Juve
Thanks for ruining my (You) chances Khedira
Why is Ronaldo taking free kicks again?
Allegri took him off short free kicks but then Sarri put him back on. Why?
Is Sarri just a fraud?
Didn't you realise that when he was in Chelsea?
Please be in Tivoli Terme
I thought I did but then I kept seeing and hearing people rate him. And then he got the Juve job as well.
>de shiggy ligtatello
chelsea were falling apart and he managed to finish 3rd and win a trophy
Fuck meant to quote
They choked in two finals to City and then finished 25 points behind Liverpool despite being stacked.
League cup loss was partly Kepa's fault for refusing to be subbed off.
tsuuuuuuu...
TSU
>stacked
conte signed a bunch of shitters only he could unlock, no striker, willian was still a thing. it was pretty mediocre for their standards.
>ronaldo
30 MILLIONS FOR THAT???
> mfw I spend 140 milions on Piggy on my fantasy football team with a budget of 500
Ronald looks like Felipe Anderson but worse
Castrowilly > Zaniolol
>despite being stacked.
come on now, Hazard was literally their only good player, David fucking Luiz was their bes CB and they had absolutely no bench and yet they came ahead of CL finalist Totthenam and won EL
Dybala looks so happy
>de ligt is exposed
>penaldo is exposed
>sarri is exposed
Uhm sweetie, this was literally a 9/10 game for /ourguy/ Matthijs
>Buffon has a clause in his contract which obligates Sarri to give him at least 8 league matches this year so he can overtake Maldini in some Serie A stat
Based boomer who only cares about the club
Bernardeschi is approaching italian jlingz status
proof?
>le 26 year old prospect
holy shit bernard heskey is 25
WHY DIDNT RONALDO SCORE
FRIEND SHIP ENDED FUCKING HOMO NEEKERI
why is fiorentina's coach kissing ronaldo?
Realistically, can Juve finish above 5th place?
Meh, that was shit
Heard it from the TV commentator, didn't pick up what was the exact stat
Based Vinny stopping the jjews while still not ruining his record
a true love story is born today?
I was shitposting when I said that Juventus would have fought with Cagliari for the 8th place but I guess I was right lol
Castrovilli is actually good
They had Hazard, Luiz, Kepa, Kante, Giroud, Pedro, Azpilecueta, Higuain, Caballero etc. They were pretty stacked.
They finished ahead of Tottenham and Arsenal by 1 and 2 points respectively.
Basically they were about as good as those two teams overall because Sarri made them play worse and rely too much on Hazard.
nothing personel kid
how many coaches has ronaldo realistically slept with?
Sarri is utilizing 7 dimensional tactics to let Inter be in front of the league, because he knows they will crumble under the pressure.
Haha fucking based
>Higuain
>Bernadeschi
>Bentancur
Geeh I wonder why Juventus is playing like trash
higuain is world class
The stat is apparently the number of league appearances; basically Juventus will play 8 games this season without a goalkeeper.
He's eyeing those lips like crazy
Can someone please stop this rapist? First he went for those poor girls and now he goes for aeroplanino.
>nearly gave away a goal to old men ribery
>beaten to low crosses every time
>invisible the whole match
Hazard and Kante are the only good players in that list and you couldn't even mention a full 11 while counting shitters like Luiz and fucking Caballero. Liverpool, City and Tottenham had vastly superior squads and United and Arsenal were on par with them. He came 3rd ahead of Spurs, won the EL against Arsenal, lost a final to City only on penalties thee wasn't much more he could do with that team
wrong, it's the other way around
imagine being this pathetic jesus Christ
Name a better current penalty saver than Caballero you fucking casual viewer
Old man Ribery has proven to be a better player than Ronaldo, but since FIFA and EUFA love the Portuguese no one really rated the Franck just as much
>Fully unlocked Dalbert terrorizing the left wing
Conte created a monster and gave it away just like that
Based handanovic
>united and arsenal were on par with them
Okay, did you even watch United or Arsenal last season?
Don't think you're safe mr. plane man, your doom is only delayed for a week
How did Allegri solve these shit matches?
Handanovic and still having a good penalty saver as second GK doesn't make a team stacked
Long ball to mandzu
yes they were shit, but in term of players quality they were on the same level
>milan
shitty plastic city
why can't i play lithuania every day?
*Hits cigarette*
Is making useful substitutions the ultimate cuckoldry?
>mathijs de fraud
>Aubameyang, Xhaka
>as good as Hazard, Kante
not even close to the same player quality
hazard was considered elite only a couple of seasons ago
Aubameyang has never been
kante is world class at his position
...
Crooked and untrue posts like this, with added anti-Dutch racism, always were a huge part of dirty Inter's 'tricks' - a stain upon the beautiful legacy of Italian football! The FIGC must act!
De Ligt was shit but still better than your average Chiellini, prove me wrong
Exposed by Perotti
Bonucci instead of chiellini and you're golden
Chiellini can mark players
why demiral can't play insteadl?
But cannot play the ball, always tackles hard and is very injury prone
>changing formations to 3atb already
i worry for EdF's sanity
How does that matter when Sarri autistically forces them to mark 'a zona'?
Because he didn't get paid 75+ million and he's not a crybaby like Bonucci who pretends to be a starter
based:
samp
lazio
inter
parma
Verona
Atalanta
Lecce
SPAL
Genoa
cringe
JJ
milan
Fiorentina
Roma
Bologna
beta
Torino
Napoli
Cagliari
Udinese
Bresica
Sassuolo
Correct me as you wish
Lads:
De Glass Costa
unless you play entirely in anticipo you still need to follow runners even in a zone defence, which Bonucci and De Ligt simply don't bother doing
>Brescia
>beta
Couldn't be any more wr-
>tf
That explains it
desu I didn't even know brescia was playing this season
>defender
>can't defend
When will this meme die? Every "ball playing defender" is a fraud
>cringe
>bologna
May cancer strike you in every part of your body. I will not stand for some mutt disrespecting The Lord of Leukemia like that
Yikes
Move bologna to based and ur good
8.5/10
based:
samp
lazio
inter
parma
Verona
Atalanta
Lecce
SPAL
Genoa
Torino
Napoli
Cagliari
Udinese
Bresica
Sassuolo
Fiorentina
Roma
Bologna
cringe
JJ
milan
beta
your mom
kk
>roma
>napoli
>based
Let me guess, because of that fraud that is Miha?
No because of the sauce
they would have to admit that they wasted 80m+ wages
They don't really need to, just sub Bonucci, move de Ligt to the right and play with Demiral who's Chiellini natural sub.
But of course, who would ever sub Bonucci with his status quo in the locker room.
Cutrone scored
...
And here's a lesson on how to expose a retarded American
Elaborate on why, in your opinion, those teams aren't based. Try to do it using your own reasoning rather than parrotting someone else
Based triple dubs confirming Cutrone > Piatek
>Cutrone scored more goals than Poachtek
youtube.com
Maolo Paldini everyone
based commisso shitting on juve
What did he say?
Commisso is so fucking cringe i hate him
that fiore played better than juve and they would have deserved to win
juve players cost 6x fiorentina yet they tied
also praised ribery, chiesa, castrovilli
So nothing unusual or controversial
I UAGLIONI TERRIBBBILI
Roma have a cringe fanbase. I've met and talked with the fans and usually they're quite annoying, so on. Along with this, they don't do anything to make them "based" per say. Based is not something you're just given because you haven't exposed yourself as cringe, it has to be earned. Roma have done little to nothing to earn that. Even this summer they've been taking on the rejects of bigger clubs, signing fucking Smalling and Mkhitaryan.
Napoli fans are laughable. The club is in that spot where they don't want to commit to a title run and are content with being second consistently. Along with that, they have only 7 italians on their entire 26 man roster. Their uniforms are disgusting and vomit inducing, their stadium can't even get fucking built because the contractors have the club by the balls.
Southern italy has the highest crime rate as well. there is a reason that in a gravediggaz song they jokingly called a mixed kid "sicilian with a tan". Because sicilian is pretty close to jsut being black
Fiore looks so stacked, shame that everything will go with smiles
NEW NEW
Cross to a big boy up top.
Thanks for proving my point
