/heem/

Thawts?

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las blanco ogro.... no bueno...

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the holes on the sand are from the fappers

ugly as fuck

Yuk

>cazzie
begone casual

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Greg Jackson posting is going to make a comeback

posting a picture of an old fighter doesnt disprove the fact that you are a cazzoid

>look up at coaches and give up your neck
imagine spamming for weeks on end about dustin dropping a diarrhea sheikh shit on khabib only for him to do absolutely nothing

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>caz-
stopped reading right there, fuck off casual.

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>tatoo
Trash.

i'd punch her fart box if you catch my drift!

MAS PUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

homossexual, veado, bicha, sapatão

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Did Dustin give up? He had defended perfectly so many times then just gives up his neck.

Honestly dustin isn't even bad, it's just funny seeing all the fake fans that hyped him up so much turn their backs on him, call him a can and shit all over him after he doesn't live up to the fake artificial hype, this happens with everyone who fights khabib, they shill him in hopes he defeats khabib and when khabib mauls him they shit on him, zero loyalty from these fucks.

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what is this, a watercan for ants?

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>when you drag your pathetic opponent to your family and friends before choking him unconscious

absolutely based

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for the aussie viewers on this thread

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i dont know anything about her fartbox defense

poirier was legit shook
shook to the core but people arent talking about it because he's a sad nice guy
he was constantly looking at his corner for advice during the fight, from the very first round. said he didnt have space and that khabib was looking for submissions more than usual at the end of R1. said he couldnt get khabib off him at the end of R2. gave up his neck at the end of R3.

has there ever been a fighter more shook than poirier? to be honest, the blame partly goes to ATT, his corner advice was horrendous. I am happy the ATT meme got exposed a bit, theyve been having too much luck recently

She has 1 loss... if you catch my drift! :^)

Has anybody here ever heemed anybody? Like honestly I don't mean in your fantasies

Yeah, i have heemed 4 people total in the last 2 years.

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i'd heem the fuck out of you, pic related. It's me.

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Reminder that i would literally kill every single person ITT with my bare hands

you dont even train, kid

male with a turner syndrome?

Nice projection chink

i don’t understand why people worship ugly wmma monsters when there’s more beautiful and less deformed women out there

i'm turkish
and I trained today kid

>lifts his chin to spit

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theyre proving to us that although theyre permavirgins they arent gay because they like women we recognise

shut the fuck up durka durka durka sandnigger

Biggest fight you’d ever give would be your shaft fighting to escape the cock cage I’d be putting on you cuck.

Oh, so you're my slave.
It's not wise to talk to your master like this, t0rk.

cringe
im goin to bed

Im pillowfisted but i did tire them out and gnpd em

I know you are, you're going to sleep t*rkboi, when i see you you're going to sleep, and not the kind of sleep that you wake up from.

>Smoliakov got USADA'd for EPO and is out for 2 years
Heartbreaking news that we won't get to see The Lifeguard for 2 years. He was great at folding over for Greg Hardy.

>kara boga

>pathetic eşek arap

You’re a subhuman arape worm mate. Lift weights, hit the shower, get a clue, drop the chastiy cage and have sex. Now back to losing couple hour wars to Israel lmao.

Bring back /ourboy/ Elias

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Meant to @95385331

I won a split decision in a bar fight once (2 out of 3 friends said I won), then I had a majority draw against my dad (brother swears I beat him, mom and sis said nobody won) but I technically retained my title since he didn't beat me.

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Love how all the SJW/trans shit just adds up to more men taking positions that belong to women. It's hilarious.

t*rk slave too afraid to even (You) me, understandable since without arabs t*rks wouldn't even be a thing, you give me advice? i give advice to you, your father, your entire clan, your entire nation and i shit on all of you.

>ywn make your dad that proud

>this is the hottest mma fighters
she looks like a backpage hooker

This is the heem thread and wmma fighters are part of our core values

Is he right?

your brother's the only accredited judge in that fiasco bro, chalk it up as a W

This
If we were on a Yea Forums thread, we'd be talking about Emma Watson, not Michelle Watterson... there a distinct, yet subtle difference that only the true connoisseur can distinguish and appreciate.

@95385413
Nigga I phonepost so I don’t even know which subhuman arape country that your flag’s from LMAO. You were inhabiting our glorious premises with your stinking arape visage for 600 years, and lost to fucking Israel of all places (May YHWH bless them) in like couple hours of gunfight because your pathetic kind can’t even hold a gun. Now you expect me to believe you can break free of your eternal cockcage I made you put on as I made you sniff my anal vapors? Only thing your disgusting meek hands are capable of is wiping your ass with your fingers. Disgusting. Don’t ever reply to me again you pathetic worm. Know your place, be humble cuck.

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lmaoooooooooooooo

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Why is she so beautiful lads?!

Based

Whos the guy across cowboy?

>tfw have nothing to tap about

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Gaethje you caz, they're fighting this Saturday.

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gaethje

fight of the year

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"Guys" is problematic and not inclusive.

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me

Doesnt look like him in the slightest
Shit artist

gastelum's high five gets aired at the end
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

stop talking to yourself spammy

same thing happens every time Jon Jones fights, but in his case some of those fights end up competitive at least

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meant for cuz I'm dumb

>In Australia
kek the absolute state of that country. Not to mention they're hosting a ufc in a stadium named after capeshit.

cuz he has still the herpes lol

The BMF belt!!!

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they never learn

>I phonepost so I don't know where your flag is from
Just click on the flag? I phonepost too and I can just click on the flags to see the name.

fuckin manlets

Taking a mad shit atm. Holy shit that shit was huge.

Will he ever recover?

Thunderbirds are go

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>Posting about the bmf belt non-stop

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>end of round soon, Sonic time, Clogboy

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Cejudo hunched over like he's hiding a boner

the weak should fear the strong

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>damn all these 14yo cazzies piss me off

>Ben Askren talking about literally anyone else being flushed
What the fuck is his problem? How does he have this little self awareness? You can't shit talk after being knocked in 5 seconds by a journeyman.

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All his life Cejudo buys whores to fuck.When finally he meets a real woman he goes on premature ejaculation.

Where is this dumbass Jessica Eye to comment on twitter that Shevchenko's videos are on a high-speed edited to scare her opponents lol

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>STOP STOP IT HE'S ALREADY OUT YOU CAN'T HIT HIM ANYMORE STOP THE FIGHT STOP THE FIGHT!!!!!!

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>russian with a bowlcut
we all know who's winning this

what else is he supposed to do. he's trying to stay on the roster and i'm pretty sure dana sent the memo to create trash talk on twitter

Oh sorry i forgot she never left the canvas

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Gatche looks like pettis

Back before MMgAy days
youtu.be/maFMhVLQqMw

Why isnt there a fighter using a Evil Clown theme like Doink?
youtube.com/watch?v=IHxojwPs2IM

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>russian
not even a russian flag there, check yoself

Because this isn't the wwf

I still can't believe Schaub outted his best friend as a cheater to stir up controversies for his podcast. What a shitty friend, no wonder Joe is leaving LA

bangbros tier

Best friend

le street jesus XD

god masvidalcazs are literally the worst

>Schaub steals Coco's slang
>Normies misunderstood
>Tries to explain
>Normies think it's damage control
@
>Toe "Have you seen that black body" Rogaine
>Fooling around with hoes
Poor Shchlob.

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schaubs just pissed his meal ticket is leaving

>no wonder Joe is leaving LA
It's Joe's only chance to save his marriage at this point. He's leaving the temptations and the bad influences (like Schaub) behind for the sake of his family. I wish him well.

roooflll :DDD ebin

youtube.com/watch?v=SSHVzvGgcP0

I can think of someone.

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Cormier lost 100lbs.

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>Two fighters fighting after a loss
>One is flushed Baldo
Would rather see Conor fight Max at featherweight. Conor is still undefeated at featherweight in the ufc.

>they actually had a press conference for Maia/Askren

Why? No one cares about those bums. That division is stacked with actual good fighters: Colby, Masvidal, Tyrone, Usman, Edwards. Some bum who has 1 controversial win in UFC and 1 assblasting loss, and some other bum who is 70 years old, are not big drawls.

He should start a theme park on the island called BJPennIsLand

Dana is trying to get all the value he can from the Asscream fanboys

Askren flushes Canor easily

Not a single division is stacked anymore
All are shit

Just like he flushed the journeyman lightweight Masvidal right?

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Welterweight is pretty deep tbqh.

Felder wants to keep fighting gatekeepers instead of top 5 LWs kek instagram.com/p/B2RoVvSB-CZ/?igshid=1qxtx86s0bfz2

It was a sign for Khabib to go for the rear naked choke. The game was fixed.

If you’re not attracted to this I have some terrible news for you

Masvidal flushes Conor just like journeyman lightweight Diaz did

>obese sid the sloth mudshark mutt
y-y-y-yikes!

Its pretty shit if you remember how woodley lost
Their champ lost against the 30% guy
Lol
All the rest are washed up fighters
Sad division

>Diaz flushed Conor
Why did Conor win the belt after beating Diaz if he got flushed?

This dude fucks

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Yum

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Can never take her and her fake accent seriously, ever

eddie is fer sur a munster and not the typical manlet canor feasts upon

youtu.be/sfEjTaPdt9c?t=105

They do this for every international fight you dork

Cringe

Holy fuck what an absolute cuck, barboza won, felder needs to get flushed ASAP.

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Have (consensual) sex

>barboza won the popular vote!!

That's my belt nigger

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MGUMBO IS A PIECE OF SHIT!!!

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>Le my tummy hurts man
>Le fights once a year man
If Izzy doesn't end this meme, Paulo will. Guaranteed.

Lmao guys, Did anyone see Brendan schaub basically out Joe rogan as cheating on his fucking wife on King & the Sting?

they took the fucking episode down lmao.. And on the Fight companion Eddie bravo makes a joke of it telling B schaub to "not tell it on his podcast"..

Imagine having a friend like Schaub who outs shit like that on his podcast.

Pissrael is finished

Ask me how i know its spammy

Ponz is MIA
Luque & Edwards are on the outside looking in
Lima is on a roll in Bellator
All the guys hovering around the title are inactive
Not him but it kinda sums up the whole landscape right now

That’s impossible

If he could sit down someone with an iron chin like Gastelum, le rocked every 5 seconds bum like Chinnaker will be easy work. I'm sorry to break it to you but Stylebender will flush your boy. Guaranteed.

Eddie beat Melendez, Pettis, champ RDA, Gaethje, Michael Chandler, and should have at least one win over Porier. He was a former ufc and Bellator champ. Stop pretending Eddie is some scrub like a cazzie. Watch Nate vs RDA then Eddie vs RDA.

What would you do if it turned out that spammy was your own father the whole time?

Imagine caring about rich people drama

Pokenibio is trash,
Ill give you luque and edwards tho
Not saying its complete trash but yeah, underweahlming id say

I'd be impressed tbqh

>T-This time!!!
Stay seething, Romerospic

Screencapped, pissrael is FINISHED.

>USADA'd can
>USADA'd can
>Drained RDA
>Gatekeeper journeyman can crusher
>Lellator
Oh for sure bee, murderers rowl

>Says Paulo
>(you) bring up Romero
Learn to read

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thawts?

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Who has Ben Askren beat? Surely he has some good wins if he could flush Conor right?

Your boy fought the same guy twice over the span of two years. The second time, barely escaping with his life. We're talking about the same guy that Natty Paulo dropped inside of one round and continued to beat him to a pulp for the next two. Paulo will deep dick Whittaker. Guaranteed.

People wouldn't have even noticed if they didn't decide to take down the whole episode.. BAKA

Joe rogan out here fucking bitches and probably dudes too lmao.

The bigger point is that most divisions look worse than they are because the fights aren't happening

i don't get how dana can deny tony ferguson a title shot and allow khabib to fight someone else

Im reading between the lines. You’re a romerospic that just bandwagon hops on Whittakers opponents because poomero is flushed as shit

>p-pissrael
>p-poolo
Then youll be saying
>C-CANonnier
Or some shit. Its like all the Khabib haters

the UFC is flushed

Whittaker flushed romero and turned him into a homo who tries to tongue kiss his opponents. If Costa walks forward like he always does he will get dropped like he did against Romero and hall but get finished

Khabib has never lost while Shittaker already had his soul taken by Wonderboy xD. No comparison. Either Israel cracks his chin or Paulo breaks his weak, brittle body. Guaranteed.

Brendan saying Joe is slanging dick
streamable.com/75dzu
And Brendan setting it straight on record
streamable.com/4nykk

>Doesn't realize I'm not the guy who said anything about Pissrael
>Doesn't realize I always pick against Poel
>Doesn't realize I've boyed Paulo since the Hendricks fight
>Comparing Whittaker to Khabib
Jeez talk about a victim complex

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Sorry buddy not happening, rob is going to heem pissrael, that nigger is FINISHED.

Male or female - who's the most attractive person in MMA?

My vote -
>Sage Northcutt

Dude is literally the epitome of the most chad, alpha genetics possible. It's a shame he got his skull crashed but he's genes are still pristine.

I feel his genes are better than Luke Rockhold's or Paulo Costa's. Luke looks a bit Neanderthal tbqh, and we all know Paulo isn't really natty.

Regarding the women, there's really no one even relevant. All the fighters are hideous - thug rose looks like she's going through chemo, Dern has no bunda and has a weird face, Claudia has a jaw like the giga chad and braps a lot. Then we have Paige Van Zant who's been raped, Megan Olivi who's kind of busted, and the ring girls who all look like shit.

TL; DR: the hottest person in MMA is Sage Northcutt

Prove me wrong.
>Protip: don't even try

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Conor wouldn't fight Max, his chin is iron and it's too risky to gas out. It's better he leaves it with just a win over the current featherweight champion.

Biggest podcast in the world btw, milliona of people watch king and the sting.

Sage is clearly not natty. His father has a record of steroid smuggling. He has probably been microdosed along with his sister since his early teens.

Yoel beat Rockhold in between the first and second Whittaker fight and took Paulo to a close decision after the last fight. Whittaker hasn't fought since the the last Yoel fight and had no fights in between the first and second fight. Whittaker is flushed if anything.

He might not be natty, I didn't know about his father. He still is incredibly attractive. Name a more attractive face in MMA, I'll wait.

HOLY FUCK

HE ACTUALLY USED THE "DO YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE DUMB ENOUGH" LINE

hahahahahahahahahahahha jesus christ

The comparison isnt fighters. Its loser fuckfaces like you who hop from fighter to fighter screaming “next t-time!!!”. Pissrael and poolo get retired

In the latest fight companion

Schaub:
>Red Lobster is soooo bad
Joe:
>It's not the worst
Schaub:
>It's pretty good

I fucking hate this faggot.

I don't know, he looks kinda goofy. I'd say Jouban.

Gay cheese dummy

No one gives a shit, you’re both fat virgin losers.

>Saying a male mma fighter has the most attractive face despite there being plenty of wmma fighters

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Yoel is clinically retarded, a chinlet, and has a Weidman eye while Whittaker has become the biggest podcaster in mma while his staph infected groin still looks better than your acne scarred face

Schaub was apologetic with repeating what Joe said minutes ago. Joe didn't noticed it as usual and just agreed with "his" opinion.

Seethe. Deep down you know Whittaker is going to pull out before the fight happens.

Melendez was literally on T for that fight though

>Drained RDA
for sure, even though bigger guys like Joel Alvarez handle that cut like nothing

Little kid thundercock was tested milions of times and he passed every test
He also had abs at 9 , kid is clean, stop being jealous

>The biggest podcaster in mma
I'm glad he's finding a career outside mma he'll need it with how often his body breaks. In many ways Schaub is better then Stipe because Schaub has a podcast right?

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>Yoel
>A chinlet
How many times did Whittaker knockdown Yoel? Now how many times did Yoel knockdowns Whittaker? There's a reason Whittaker hasn't fought since then.

Name one genuinely attractive WMMA fighter that isn't named Gina Carano. You cannot.

Whitaker >= Costa > Romero > Israel

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Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.

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Tkos and stoppages only

DC HAD A HORSESHOE UP HIS ASS
I TOLD HIM THAT
A WEEK AGO
STIPE PULLED THAT SUMBITCH OUT AND HIT HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH IT

Meisha

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based cazzie

Yea the natty kid with a steroid abusing father who has a been sent to jail for moving steroids from Mexico to USA would never get dosed. You scarf down his good boy bible reading act and ask for seconds. Behind the scenes he is doing lines if coke on some meth addicted hooker's ass.

>bog tits
instantly disregarded

What? He literally just changes his own opinion within minutes. Schaub will say "X would beat Y" and when Rogan responds with something else, Schaub will come out and say "Y is a munster he would beat X".

nice pusy but everything from the waist up is a trainwreck

Rose namajunas
Veronica macedo

imagine if she sat on your face as a prank

1/10

No effort post.

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schaubs crash will be glorious

imagine the sex tape

Cazzies love to discredit the underground king and pretend he just accidentally ended up with the belt

I still want to see Logan Paul vs Sage in the UFC

pretty sure moot is homo

Would be a based prank haha

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It is basically what I've said. The difference is you say that Schaub changes his opinion and I imply that never had one and just repeats after Rogan.

Why

You need a dick to get a boner.

fucking kek
it's actually true
it also happened more than a week ago and literally no one gave a shit

ben actually says "if i defeat maia, i prove that i'm one of the best fightersnin the division and i may need another one or two fights to get another title shot"

lmaaaooooooo

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Hope he does so you keep crying like a bitch like you always do

absolutely based

She's only attractive by WMMA standards. If you saw her out in public you wouldn't think she's anything special.
>Rose
Yuck
>Veronica Macedo
Literally who?

Why does he spit so much? Just swallow that shit. I remember he spat in Max's face as well.

pretty shure.
>picture of moot cuming over himself.jpg

Whittaker flushed Yoel. He didnt need to get some shitty flash knockdown because he brutalized POOel start to finish giving him his signature shit eye while Poolo just played patty cake and tongue kisses

Yeah cos dosing ur kid with roids totally makes sense

Cerrone looked amazing in this fight.

That's a fight Sage can actually win. Also e-celebs embarrassing themselves is always enjoyable

If he pulls out again he's getting stripped so I won't be mad

Lel, asscream officially passed to the flushed realm

We all agree that adesanya is getting slept, right?

>patty cake

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I would still have sex with her

Nope, but Whittaker is getting the decision for sure

Depends how Whitaker's tummy feels

Are you pretending Whittaker didn't get knocked down twice and taken down three times by a 41 year old? Imagine what happens when he doesn't fight a senior citizen.

Not sure if Whittaker is actually going to fight

I don't know about Bobert but based Paulo will put him to sleep for sure

KG hits way harder than Whittaker and still couldn't even drop him. Ade flushes him with one single right cross. Guaranteed.

Make it happen it Bellator. The ufc doesn't need more meme fights after the cm Punk shit.

You’re always a mad little dicked loser. Seethe harder

Yep

This. I don't like memebender, but Whittaker made Yoel look like an unstoppable force instead of the 41 year old he was.

this Brunson almost HEEM'd Whitaker FFS

Whittaker flushed pooel, quit samefagging and bawling about it

Conor doesn't know it but on his left is an old man waiting for a fight.

Kill Kill Marry Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill

>Being so insecure in your heterosexuality that you can't say another man is handsome or attractive without worrying that people might think you're gay
Sucks to be you brah

Exactly

Don't get me wrong, Miesha is way out of my league, but taken outside of WMMA she's a 7.5-8, tops. There's a lot hotter than her in other sports.

Rose looks like a man
Fuck Veronica and fuck Venezuela, bc the girl who I love IRL who doesn't love me back is from Venezuela

Hottest humans in MMA
>1.Sage
>2.Paulo
>3.Cockhold
>4.Theodorou
>5.Romero/Cruz/Garbrandt

Literally no one else even matters

Adesanya lost the first hard
Yoel > fatstelum

gay and cringe post

>Y-you're mad
lol

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You now remember dad_Cerrone's last perfomance

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Sucks to be a closet faggot like u

>Saying you'd marry a guy
An actual gay post

Seethe

whittaker hasn't fought in forever and he's no diaz bro

ALL of these flags are non-compliant with /r/heem/'s approved Red, White and Blue® color scheme in this, the 18th anniversary of 9/11. Please refrain from posting today as a sign of respect toward our troops.

the fact that cerrone is legit one win away from a title shot is proof that LW is the most overrated fucking division

Proof that Cowfag is overrated, you mean.

I wouldn't ACTUALLY marry him, I'm just saying if I was a chick I'd let him impregnate me, but no homo

>Whittaker still hasn't fought since the Yoel fight
It's been almost a year and a half since that fight what is Whittaker doing? Making podcasts?

no its proof

It only became this way after Conor moved up! I miss the days where 155 was an average based division with good fighters.

LW is shit cowboy is flushed but is still a top 5 trash division

There were so many people saying he was going to flush Tony with a head kick before this fight kek

You know there are new scientific breakthroughs that allow you to make believe you are a fairy, right?!

Go dialate, faggot!

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joe "slagnin' dick" rogan

I had a dream last night, that Michael Johnson beat Khabib and became champ

Is this a total fantasy or could it happen

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dilate*

Making a couple ugly virgins seethe for eternity by merely existing apparently

Wanting huge hogs in my ass does not make me a faggot!!!!1

Yeah or the fact that Iaquinta was top 5 when he beat him. Lightweight is a fun division, but it's not this super deep division like people like to pretend it is.

yikes!

reconquista when?

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Conor has fought more recently than Whittaker

you forgot condit. what an embarrassing excuse for a homosexual

I'm sorry, M'am! You don't have to yell at me!!!!!1

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There are people born in the 2000s that have had sex and you haven’t

Yes he is good looking too. You got me man, sorry, I'm new to being homo

Based Texas Flag poster

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>Cruz
>manlet
>huge monkey ears
>tiny little boy shoulders
>soft little baby bitchboy voice
You're deluded if you think he's more attractive than Ortega or Whittaker. I'd even put Chimpy Vanzant ahead of him.

Good thing I'm not a virgin

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No problem Dwayne, just remember this the next time we need you to help kick some commie ass.
Link to the Chilean (ORIGINAL) Sept 11th, wherein CIA-backed Chilean military forces ousted the Communist scum from our government.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1973_Chilean_coup_d'état

The lone-star state!

JOE ROGAN HAS FLAGGED ANY AND ALL VIDEOS RELATED TO SLINGING DICK... HE HAS BEEN EXPOSED AS A LIAR, A PHILANDERER, AND ENEMY OF THE 1ST AMENDMENT.

...

Let's flood his social medias with "#SlangingDick" to watch him cry.

He doesn't actually seem to GAF, he even joked about it in the last fight companion.

Sure

>mfw it worked
Non-patriots BTFO

If by not giving a fuck, you mean "forced Schaub to retract and apologize", "flagged YouTube videos" and "his wife has left him and is staying at Jamal's house" then I suppose you're right.

He joked about it with Schaub right there and they both laughed, where did he "for him to retract and apologize"?

Uhm, Cruz would LITERALLY cuck you so hard, ask your girl if she thinks he's attractive

Ortega is good looking and I missed him
Whittaker is not

PVZ had a train run on her

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youtube.com/watch?v=pXeftiWX6YE

Bobby Knuckles has the features of a dreamy mixed-race angel, you just can't see it because you're too racist.

>90 minutes of schaub butchering human speech
Finna be a no from me, dawg.

The entire episode is dedicated to him apologizing and retracting for saying Rogan was "slangin' dick". Total damage control, Rogan is seething.

Well, in that case the joking on the companion was just further damage control.

why the hell does this guy have so many podcasts. who listens to this guy

BAG DON HITTU BACKU

>le pays for sex man

Arlovski finna get BLACKED.

twitter.com/JairRozenstruik/status/1171872509010075650

you forgot conduit and you don’t think whittaker is handsome, you are truly the worst fag on earth

But why would she go to Jamal's house if he's Asian and has a small penis?

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My nigga jair finna kill that old man

On this day, the anniversary of national tragedy, the First Amendment gains even more importance. Toegan is an enemy of our freedoms and a tool of the Jews. Fuck Joe Rohan, God bless America, Never Forget.

user finna dab on you

Because he's a close personal friend of hers, someone whom she trusts and can confide in. His penis size is of no import.

What's wrong with paying for sex?

ORTEGA GANG OR DON'T BANG!

Val Shev
If you wouldn’t cum deep inside her after shooting guns than you have a case of the gay

has there ever been this many title changes?

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>Joe Rogan drama

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I'm not sure any of the girls he has hired for his shit would even accept to have sex with him for money.

It won't be the first time, he must like this.

Based

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genie genie i want a rematch!

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Manface with a fridge body

Albu

This, Alexa grasso is where it's at

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Gabi Garcia.

Low Test post

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Stop, my dick can only take so much.

imagine how much it gets an egomanaiac like dana off to be known as the boss, the daddy, the genie of all fans and fighters. his life is a permagasm.

>Megan Olivi autograph

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Not to mention he's igloo brothers with Schaub.

>mfw Ngannou puts it in my pooper

>we need someone to play as Daniel Cormier in this upcoming biopic
I know just the guy...

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>hasn't spoken to dana white in years
>constantly puts his name out there and acts like he knows him personally

Eww... I meant Mini Khabib.

Bork would wrestlefuck Ngannou to a 30-26 decision.

Based

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>Ali brother what you mean I fight Tony now? No no no, I not want fight Tony. Brother, he kill me, you know this brother, please I can't fight him.

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>mfw i spend 4 hours a day on heem

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max holloway would have destroyed khabib

>only 4 hours
Get the fuck out, cazzie. #ChampShitOnly in my /heem/ threads, motherfucker!

I saw this on twitter. Mma fans on twitter are typically incredibly gay, and I don’t mean homosexual.

god, Ronda is ugly.

>N E E T
GET A JOB

>Slaving your life away to please your Jewish overlords
But why?

>that face
Unironically disgusting.

Cringe

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So you can have your own money instead of mooching of your parents

The average day is 24 hours, the average job shift is 8 hours, the average length of someone sleeping is 8 hours. That still leaves 8 hours for /heem/ even if you are a normie who works and sleeps like a child. What's your excuse?

to not live with mommy, buy my own food, fuck sluts and travel. Also, so I can attend a UFC event and shitpost IRL

Jessica rose clark

Abdelasleaze is yet again confirming that Khabib will be ducking Tony to a fight a retired syrup sucking fat GSP

I have a social life outside of /heem/ you?

Fat Ronda best Ronda.

But why?

Just post your Conor meme for the day and stop (you)ing me, you fucking 229er casual fuck.

SEETHING friendlet

Wtf when was this? As much of a masvidal dickrider as i am askren is still my boy at press conferences.

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UFC events seem incredibly dull IRL. Shitposting on /heem/ with the bois is way better (& cheaper)

>to not live with mommy
Why not?
>buy my own food
My parents buy me whatever I like
>fuck sluts
Sex is overrated. Literally no different than masturbation.
>travel
Meme
>attend a UFC event
It's better watching on TV from the comfort of your own home instead of surrounded by drunk cazzies

So you can stop being a kid and a disappointment. The point of life is to spread your seed and in your current state you never will.

lmao 2300 views in a week, posted on sept 3rd. Never even heard of this.

Gaethje wins. Diaz wins. Whittaker wins. Cucuy wins.

>there is a point to life
Really made me think.

Also Luque wins against Wonderfag.

You are right, except you are not.
>Cowboy wins
>Masvidal wins
>Whitaker wins
>Tony wins

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literally indisputable facts in this post

>Posted over a week ago
>Only 2300 views
The absolute state of Asscream

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There is. There's a reason everyone calls people virgins and incels as an insult. Subconsciously we all know we are only here to propagate our species, you can perform mental gymnastics all you want, but everyone knows it deep down. Notice how Paulo is based and Cejudo is cringe despite Cejudo being a double champ. Why do you think this is? Why do you think mighty mouse was always looked over despite having tons of success? Manlets struggle to spread their seed so we all subconsciously look down upon them.

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>first signed he was one of the most viewed mma fighters
>now, irrelevant
that knee perma-flushed him

>So you can stop being a kid
I stopped being a kid 10 years ago. I'm a full grown man lmao.
>and a disappointment.
Not my problem. If you give a single fuck what other people think of you then you're leading a shit-tier existence.
>The point of life is to spread your seed
You could have just said this from the beginning. If you've made it your life's goal to impregnate some air-headed thot and then spending a copious amount of your life raising a piece of shit kid, good for you, go right ahead. I'll be spending my time on this Earth enjoying myself faggot.

dilate

see:

If Israel beats Whittaker there is going to be some very quality crying on both Reddit and 4channel. Can't wait

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You think that tranny has it in him? I can't see someone who survived Yoelito twice losing to that twink.

not from me
I want to see the natty chad delete his chin

I hope Max, Rob, and Tony all get flushed for maximum tears.

>Survived
Why is it always this that makes Whittaker babies think that their guy is invincible. Every fighter survives every fight this isn't boxing. Romero is a hack, if he doesn't finish you he loses on points every time.

I hope Larry Moe and Curly do a comeback tour

Also, where is Thompson now? Look at his record after this fight, Nate definitely won the story.

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I don't think he's invincible, I just don't fully buy into Adesanfag yet.

How to beat Diaz Bros gameplan has been exposed for years I don't understand why no one follows it
>Wrestlefuck them see Bendo vs Nate, RDA vs Nate, Rory vs Nate or Sherk vs Nick, GSP vs Nick
>Leg kicks see Condit vs Nick or Josh Thomson vs Nate
it's breddy easy they never check kicks so stay out of the pocket leg kick them until they drop their hands and overhead kick them or smother them with wrestling. as long as your cardio is good, you'll win

Anyone else here think Gaethje has a really good chance to win as long as he doesn't lose?

Mostly Rob though, because Australians think he is the GOAT. Max we've already seen get dismantled, and Tony is only entertaining because of his fight style, win or lose people will still be his fan because he makes it crazy.

If Izzy wins, I'm going to Naruto run till I pass out! ^_^

I'm pretty sure they're all dead bro

handshome josh flushed that gonzalito

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Call me reddit but it makes me so happy for Khabib, to not only win infront of his dad, but celebrate his victory like a lovable oaf, not giving a shit about whats next and just eat burgers in celebration like he's some sort of Shonen Protagonist, gotta also give him extra credit for passing the belt to his bro Makachev at the post-fight press

For me this is what made Khabib win the story of the fight overall

esp after Dustin lost it when he was winning the story so hard leading up to the fight after shamefully shedding bitch tears and not just quiting while he's ahead continuing to moan, now he is even BTFO by Gooby of all people despite the sad state he's been, I mean it is a bitch move for Gooby to kick a man while he's down but still Dustin just needs to shut his trap for a good minute and relax.

so all in all, is a story of a good winner vs a sad loser

they're making fun of us

You're "reddit".
You're welcome.

those are men right?

why, do they make u horny

Rena got choked out and permaflushed. She isn't even a meme anymore.

more heart than Poorear

At least she's a warrior
caz

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t.

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>Full grown man
>Is a neet
No you're an overgrown kid

kek

>Bringing Mass Fiolence belt

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I actually agree with both of these statements. She didn't tap like a bitch or cry about it afterwords. More than can be said for Dustbin.

I think it actually means "Bad Mother Fucker", user.

*spits* GET OFF MAH NECK AAAAHHHHH

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y-yes

Factually you're wrong. But enjoy that warped superiority complex you have because you're willing to whore yourself out to the kikes and I'm not. Oh and would you look at that, it's almost bed time for the little wagie. Gotta go to bed soon so you can wake up nice and early for Mr. Goldebergstein. Goodnight sweetie :^)

fuck I'm gettin' old

Los amo a todos, /heem/

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This level of absolute pathetic cope, this shit's just too much lads I'm off for the night.

Coomer

Don't worry, good little wagie. Only 2 more days of slaving and then you get the whole entire WEEKEND to yourself!

I bet Hitler would be proud the >superior race is a lazy mommy cuck

Its probably better than recieving disability checks but maybe since youre probably recieving double for crippling obesity AND mental illness

these are also my picks tbqh

Literally never dropped a decision until he fought Whittaker. Why are incels so spiteful towards Whittaker?

>Implying I'm a /pol/ tard
Lol that's cute. I'm probably the most left-leaning person on this general. All you're doing is affirming your weak-brained generalized world view. You are a sad slave.

>I'm probably the most left-leaning person on this general.
i mean you've got all the motivation in the world to be. you did tell the government that you're a mouth drooling retard so you could get a free check in the mail after all, let's not kid ourselves here.

>I'm probably the most left-leaning person on this general.
MEIN SIDES

Cuck.

waste of trips on a soi boi c u c k faggot pantifa incel

i bet you gargle penis by the buckets, libtard

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T. Joe Rogan

>streamable.com/75dzu
Who is this thicc asian?

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What did Bisking mean by this?

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There is no need for such anger, friends. I understand that this week has been stressful for you. Mr. Shekelstein probably chewed you out and threatened to fire you for being 2 minutes late earlier today. You probably had to work double shifts just to pay for tonight's dinner from the value menu at McDonald's. But hey look on the bright side, you're halfway there! Keep your chin up!

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well Michael Johnson had khabib rocked and wobbling making him choke on hi black hawg for half a round so is probable, he just needs to do it hard enough to heem him but is not at that easy, you don't just heem khabib, his chin is underrated even, people forget how he ate 360 round house kicks from barboza like a zombie

Joanna look like she's transforming into a Cardassian lol

>I'm a full grown man lmao.
You're not a man. You're a manchild.
Real men earn real money.

your mom lol

>baddest motherfucker
>two manlets that would get stiffed by literally any HW

>Michael Johnson had khabib rocked and wobbling
>believing Joe Rogan's horrible commentary

dosser

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Oh poor baby. Who told you this lie? Oh wait no let me guess, it was your father, who was also a coping wageslave?

I learned through life experience, loser. You are not a man. You are fat blog of a male human, but you're not a man.

Stipe vs. Cejudo

>Who wins and how?

>NO YOU CANT THINK THAT HAPPENED, ROGAN ALSO SAID IT HAPPENED WHAT ARE YOU DOING

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I'm man enough for you, sweet cheeks... speaking of cheeks... spread 'em, bitch! ::unzips dick::

>Wageslave
Zoomer spotted

Cowheem beats kebab

Holy shit TODD DUFFEE is on this card? Remember him, heem?

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Friendly reminder that Stipe's biggest accomplishment is going 1-1 with Cuckmier

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Jamalette

>U-Ur fat!!!!
I would literally beat the living shit put of you and not even blink. I promise you that. I could use your frail skinny fat soiboi body as a fleshlight. Guess what? While your sitting at the office being a good little obedient slave for Mr. Noseberg, I'm training. I bet you haven't stepped into a gym once in your life. You can try to make yourself feel like less of a bitch with your "I-I'm a man b-because I sit at a desk for 8 hours a day" cope, but know that I could take your life at will.

>most left-leaning person on this general
>"Shekelstein"
Explain pls

Brendan "THE SNITCH" SCHAUB

How would Triple C fair against Khabeeb?

Is he... dare I say... the new golden snitch?!

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The following post might be controversal, but i want your opinion on it. MMA is the ultimate sport. Nothing compares to it in my eyes, every other sport is just mma with more rules, dont believe me? everyother sport is only fun to watch when crazy shit is going down, nascar crashes, hockey fighting, football tackling, and pretty much any kinetic movement makes a sport interesting, this is why womens sport, soccer, and baseball are so fucking boring. and the way most sports play out, its always a competition of skill, endurance, athleticism, conditioning and intelligence. MMA is the only sport where all of these factors are not only important, theyre absolutely essential. also fighting is easily the oldest sport in human history, hell every other animal practices the same sport as we do. also the cherry on top, fuck niggers

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beeb bless

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What does my political stance have to do with the FACT that jews literally control the world?

>left-leaning
>Is a mommy's boy
Not surprised

MMA is fucking shit though, 90% of the fights are boring as fuck

We're about to get fucked over with Khabib vs GSP instead of Ferguson...

>three sizes to small
he would be worked fer sure b

source?

AND THAT'S A GOOD THING

Fuck I thought he was joking bloodyelbow.com/2019/9/11/20861373/ufc-242-mma-news-interview-khabib-nurmagomedov-tony-ferguson-fight-georges-st-pierre-conor-mcgregor

No shit. Dana knows Kebab loses (and thus no Saudi money) and Kebab knows he loses so he'll continue to dodge Tony.

>Ali says
yea he doesn't decide shit

Heh, nothing personal, Goof.

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watch more mma instead of just the ufc main events at d&b you fucking casual

For me, it's Tawnee Stone.

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>yea he doesn't decide shit
He's there to basically save face for Khabib. Khabib can pretend he wants that fight while Dana and Ali offer the other fight while he says "i didn't have a choice, UFC told me this". He was basically setting all of this up immediately after the Poirier win, gracefully dodging any questions about the Tony match and implying he doesn't have a choice in the matter.

oh so it’s just ali talking a lot of bullshit as usual

Ducks tony.....AGAIN!

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Tony will be 40 by the time he fights khabib

I'm thinking that's the goal. Basically catch out of prime Tony and score an easy victory with no risks. Khabib is just 30, he's just entering his prime. He can wait a long time.

GSP left the USADA testing pool. He's not competing any time soon.

AKA == uchiha clan confirmed

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He needs only 4 months or something. Besides, I'm sure USADA can "accommodate" him for the match fairly well.

He'd be able to fight soon after re-entering since he never failed a past drug test

>Tony is getting semi-retired like they did to Jacare
I feel bad for him bros.

this. i been calling this for months, khabib want tony to get old and out of his prime, he could duck him for years now and if he takes the fight will probably be around summer 2020 when tony is nearly 37 if not later.

>fights 68 year old gsp
you said j-just one good win, r-right?

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how will the bald fuck dana gonna cover this shit up

You realize he's signed to fight Tony 4 times, right? And two of those times Tony pulled out. Not to mention that it could have been him fighting Khabib last weekend, but he opted to fight Canald Canboy Canrone instead of Max for the interim.

he won't. he'll just say "I'm giving the fans what they want" because he knows cazzies will eat it up and no matter how much the hardcores bitch it will sell very well

Khabib really is the mayweather of mma. Ducks Pac (tony) until he is out of his prime and weathered, then scores an easy win.

>You realize he's signed to fight Tony 4 times, right? And two of those times Tony pulled out.
fabrications

Khabib vs Colby for the DAMF (ducking ass motherfucker) belt

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cope

so struve also "unretired"?

whats wrong with these retards?

Khabib did call himself the Mayweather of mma after all

"Well, we offered (lowball the heck out of) the fight to Tony, but he "refused" (immediately rescinded the offer before being able to reply), so we gave it to GSP".

The usual Dana shennanigans, I'm afraid. He can spin this literally in any way he wants and normies will swallow it up.

that's what I hate, every time he mentions tony he adds "if he accepts" and "we'll see how it plays out"

he beat Steep his CTE brain thinks he can do it again

Tony is the type of guy to only fight cans but still expect a title shot

Name the fighter

Pic related is your clue

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canbib duckedanotherfightov

kashartmu poosman

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khabitch Nobodytelltonyimheredov

>Duckbib
>Duckby
>Duckman

I KNOW I KNOW! IT'S EL DUCKUY!!!!!!

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lmao what will khadophiles say now

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>duckbib cantnameonegoodwinov

Khabib

>TONY: “We’re checking into the hotel right, [Khabib] and his team, a bunch of little goons or whatever, and we’re checking in, my wife and I.

>“I looked and there was three of four of his teammates circling us. Later on my team and I, we had another run in with them. These dudes are just a bunch of f****** bullies.”
Who was in the wrong here?

Now that we know Habibi is going to duck Tony, can Conor finally get his rematch?

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Lmao DC said they did the same thing to him because he hurt Khabib's neck in sparring. Fucking apes.

Its about competing with other women and ego soothing. Lowered standards? An attack on women who can meet those standards.

Me foot was a balloon

*takes out belt*
*ducks behind you*
Heh, nothing personal.

I'm so worked up over this blatant ducking I forgot the pic

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>getting worked by Ali
cazzie central in here

That's an easy one, Marty Usman

SCHAUB'S A DOG

new thread soon lads

I'm gonna smash your boy, guys

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I'm gonna smash your guys, boy

but you are my boy

>Fakenewsman
ftfy

let me make the theead

based

no

You forgot the picture!

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>i don't have an argument

imagine being proud of being a pathetic failure that no woman would touch with a 20ft stick

talk about a broken man. He was in such a hype train, 3 losses. And he did amazing vs Cruz.

>Tawnee Stone
you aint wrong