Itt: blessed Yea Forums moments

obvious dive. her parents were being held hostage by bookies.

>yfw she gets so embarrassed she starts peeing

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>that's for the blitz you bloody krauts

she has big feet

>the middle white laughs when she falls
cheeky

You told me it was the whites who couldn't jump.

Women slaves didn't have to be as strong

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He pulled his quad

state of ger"man"s

NIGGER
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maybe western/white countries are more liberal and progressive when it comes to women's rights, allowing them and supporting them more than other countries

>THIS is what brexit means you cunt

Hol' up, how fucking small are those hurdles?

youtube.com/watch?v=_ITX8Zukkuk

absolutely blessed

>yes Ngubian 3 minutes, you will play 3 minutes yes 1 2 3

30 inches

as this a headbutt to his penor? lmao

Got the ball before the man. Play on.

The threads when this happened were too good.

You are eating too much Jewish propaganda. White people are better at sports.

Because they glean less of an advantage of the twitch muscle meme. Women have less power as well which means technique is more important compared to men who rely on physical talent

Lol

haha get fucked niggers
africa is officialy canceled

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lmao @ spics BTFO by based nigs

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unironically based. they even gave him the 10. i miss the real brits.

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>ywn get the shit beaten out of you by your gf before being fucked amazon style
why even live?

>over 3 seconds behind WR in a race that last 50 seconds

pretty much this. master-colonel did too good of a job breeding tyrones. now they're out of control

for you

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>"To me it look like a leprechaun to me, all you gotta do look up in the tree, WHO ELSE SEEN THE LEPRECHAUN SAY YEAH"

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YEAH

something was clearly wrong with one of his legs.

>fuck wypipo

>mfw he gets subbed in
>mfw PSG still lost because he missed a penalty
Stupid nigger N'kunku hahahah

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i'm dying right now, what the fuck

Is that John Daily?

Locked right up on him. Goddamn

Did he died?

wh*toid who won was clearly juicing

Real brit, real grit. No blood no foul, play on lads.

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tsoooo

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tfw no exhausted gf

racists BTFO

Boris leads and we shall follow

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this one always get me. howd' they make it anyway? very impressive

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Jajajaja se lo tenian merecido

Grow up.

Didn't he do this against a kid once as well? Is he actually retarded or does he think it's funny?

how, in one half-decade, did Tripadvisor become one of the most clutch football team in North America? Incredible

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absolutely based

was that beer or puke?

untrue. also you will never be white

Ukrainian girls are used to running from Russian pimps.

>

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Hard to tell. Might've been piss.

imagine the smelle

For me, it's
>Schalke

Imagine her sweaty big feet stepping all over your face and her toes rubbing your lips right after a hard training session haha

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>user
>sprints towards you and punches you square in the jaw, shattering the bone
>Why haven't you sucked my dirty toes clean yet, you filthy toe cuck?

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First time I noticed this, somebody know what ?

Anyone notice Alexis Sanchez in the background?

>Britbong
>Nigger lover
>"Grow up"
Nigger loving faggot.

Based

>you filthy toe cuck
h-how did she know?

Based

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fixed af

Why did Ruiz get kd first and take a power punch directly after the kd?

The funniest thing is that a week later or so another player did the exact same thing and suffered the exact same injury

what about that sprinter or jumper when his suit cant contain the bbc god damn

tfw no strong bull gf

Based

Using races to hate only highlights internal inferiority, or in simpler terms, weak minds

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i always wondered how the fuck is no one left with a broken neck after this?

they are probably all drunk. you can't hurt yourself when you're drunk.

Superior anglo genes.

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Yea, it was while playing rugby in Japan during a diplomatic visit

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based

no, where is he?

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>chink talking about niggers
/pol/ is down the hall to the left

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Aren't those sunburns reversed?

holy lel

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This can't be real seriously, there must be an explanation.

Advanced Stoke FC

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It's crazy how the defenders never catch the ball yet the receivers can do it in the most crazy situations.

H A R D B R E X I T
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if cornerbacks could catch they'd be playing wide receiver

What's the point of having players who can't catch the ball in thats position ?

This happened 10 years ago today.

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To tackle the guys that can, and to do their best to at least make sure that the other guy can't catch it.

Finding players that have the speed, agility, situational awareness, and ability to catch the ball is really hard. Cornerbacks are players with 3 of the 4 necessary skills to be wide receivers.

>brigham young
Based mormon destroyer

Got the ball

wew

me as the pole

MOGGED

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>has a getaway driver
pro af

based boris

Ski cross never disappoints.

for skier
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if skier.position = LAST
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}

RIP

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based af

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Why was that retard celebrating so much at 3-1 down?

yep, and they run to the polish pimps

It was to qualify for the under 21 uefa tournament or something and was played over two legs. They were through on away goals at that point.

Context ? They were losing and they still celebrated like if they were raping the match, it doesn't make sense.

Because white women always win in every context. As God designed.

Finishing the job that the government couldn't.

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Yikes and cringepilled

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>Olympics are on again next year
fuck man where did 3 years go

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More of these please

Jules, you lucky bastard.

This scares me, please, delete it.

t. Barbarossa 3rd gen survivor

>no opponent
>still fails
What Happened ?

he realized that, unlike an horse, a snowboarder is not an athlete

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Informations needed.

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USL is
E L I T E

African nations almost always lose to European nations in football

That's a rugby tackle if I ever saw one.

Love a bit of kabadi

based.

FUCKING BASED

not true in the biggest sport in the world but probably funding and women clustering nearer the mean generally

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too much ass

Based Jew

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Is he safe ?

wasn't it a female?

Isn't your skin tone reversed?

That would explain a lot.

You're referring to this

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ya you're right I thought it was from another angle

>EQUAAL PAAAAAAY

Yikes! Have sex.

>yfw you get a full facial jizz of s/o/y

Mark "If you're Korean you better start fleein'" Cavendish
Mark "I'll destroy your face for second place" Cavendish
Mark "Road racer, gook eraser" Cavendish
Mark "Take a hit, commieshit" Cavendish
Mark "I'll go mental if he's oriental" Cavendish
Mark "I'll snap you in two and avoid a DQ" Cavendish
Mark "If he's Asian I'll take him out the equation" Cavendish
Mark "Eyes at a slant? Make him face-plant" Cavendish
Mark "Want to race? Better bring a neck brace" Cavendish
Mark "Zipper head? You're brown fucking bread" Cavendish
Mark "If you're yellow I'll turn you to Jello" Cavendish
Mark "See a gook, lets give him a spook" Cavendish
Mark "The Third Reich on an indoor bike" Cavendish
Mark "Take the inside , you'll go for a slide " Cavendish
Mark "If his name's Kim I'll tear him limb from limb" Cavendish
Mark "Enter the velodrome, end in a mental home" Cavendish
Mark "If he's from Asia I'll give him Euthanasia" Cavendish

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truly based

France would have went through on Agg if the score stayed the same. Sweden score in the last minute and do the same celebration the frenchy did.

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Lol!

good boy

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it kinda hurts

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>kevin durant left this

oh mommy oh daddy

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>aight any last questions before we start playing?
>yeah- are tackles allowed?
> ..of course boris, its footy, tackles are allowed
>oh ok
*86 mins later*

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I'm white and I still felt bad for the nigress that tripped on that last hurdle.
That fucking sucks.

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You told them! Yeah you're the real winner here! hell yeah!

TOP KEK
BREXIT MEANS BREXIT

That's basically what happened at the start of the season when he injured himself. Very prophetic

why do females, even athletes always try to use their palms to break a fall?

Many injuries every year, they tried to ban it on health and safety grounds once and everyone told them to fuck off

absolutely based

kabadi kabadi kabadi kabadi kabadi

>touchdown
>don't need to touch the ball down

what

Good sport 2bh.

>Kabaddi is a contact team sport, played between two teams of seven players. The objective of the game is for a single player on offence, referred to as a "raider", to run into the opposing team's half of a court, tag out as many of their defenders as possible, and return to their own half of the court, all without being tackled by the defenders, and in a single breath. Points are scored tagged by the raider, while the opposing team earns a point for stopping the raider. Players are taken out of the game if they are tagged or tackled, but are brought back in for each point scored by their team from a tag or tackle.

So it's like autisitc british bulldog

If you can sink a hole like that, you can fuck whatever whore you want any day.

It's natural instinct.
That's why cyclists/motorcyclists wear gloves; so if they fall they don't take off all their skin on their palms.

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See the kid that died in the F3 crash last week?

YOU GOT BOOST POWER

>Frances the nude escapes the police

I've always loved this webm even though I only saw it once in an Olympics thread 3 years ago.

You can see when determination and his power of will sets in. In that moment, he sees God.

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hot

Found the magic underwear wearing cultist freak

this is going in my perro folder

ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ᵒᶠᶠ nᶦᵍᵍᵉʳ

I absolutely hate niggers

FU Schluchtenscheißer

Lol, you think you can escape the thought police just by pretending to like niggers?
It's too late, bong.

a proper m8

>two hand touch league
>lolpatriotswin football league
Not a real sport.

Was never seen again

No sympathy. That stoner fucker has no place at the Olympics. Stick to the x-games hippy.

Because breaking your neck is actually more difficult than Hollywood might want to make you believe. People instinctively also protect their neck.
But cheese running is brutal as fuck. In fact even the best runners, multiple time winners, routinely get injured.

>Ice-bag corner-man getting into it.
>Guy with gf trying his hardest not to stare
>gf acting like she can't see that shit

I like this webm

Figures it would be a frog asking these basic ass football questions because hes a pussy and most likely muslim

>asking questions about a niche and foreign concept makes you a retard

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rugby is the queerest shit ever. idk how people watch this retarded shit

figures another muslim shows up to defend his brother.

careful typing retard the crown might come and snatch you out of your house

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for me is telugu titans

What's queer is wearing body armour and playing for a total of 12 minutes

this is Yea Forums, not reddit. If you don't want to abuse people go elsewhere

Fuck women are slow.

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IMAGINE THE SMELL

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>Yea Forums is a super secret club for hardened trolls
Spotted the newfag

Every time I watch it I discover something new

yes

Personally, for me, it's Jaipur Pink Panthers.

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holy based

>shootingstar.webm

>yfw seeing clips like these in 8K during Tokyo olympics

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tfw the boys help you keep composure

How Neymar trains for football.

For me its U Mumba, cause thats what i ask girls on facebook

ahem...

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too risky. what if he got his junk stuck in the fence?

based Iker

it took a couple of watches to realise the bloke in the white shirt just slips over nowhere near him

pretty easily.

>8K
gonna have to sit like 3 ft from 70+" screen to even really notice. that said, if 8K will have vastly superior HDR capability over 4K, then it might be worth it

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>anglos and thier """""sports"""""

>this is Yea Forums
No it is not.

so do they eat the cheese after? food waste is a sin

>Andújar

delet this

I love adebayor, fuck ars*nal

That Owl combined with the Seahawks game was more joyous than the grief of the two Gnat Owls combined.

That catch was karma for the helmet catch.

Very good trips. Also that girl at the bottom right of the screen at 0:25 trying not to turn into a lesbian on the spot.

We need more of this in modern sports.

German speaking guy trying to explain a formation to a French speaking guy.

Female soccer is fucking brutal

based bong

how fucking close do you sit to your TV? Or do you live in a bedroom of your parents house and use 20" monitors

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a comfy distance cause I'm not a retard who fell for the 4k meme

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That faggot aint mexican as much as he larps as one

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umm...

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dr

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>me on the right having a stroke

finland always trying to makes us laugh

This is my fetish.

i really miss tim elbow

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That's the face of a very happy fellow.
Simple things are the best in the end. Good for him.

never forget

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I still can't see how the fuck that guy is 36

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that fucking filename. I'm almost pissing myself

He got rekt in F2

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The F3 guy just broke a vertebra

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can falcons #22 push patriots #11 shoulder to shoulder thus winning possession or is it a foul?

I recently rewatched all cross events. Truly the most fun at winter olympics regardless of results.

Eh, they still get to race, just get a tougher opponents.

Did he died right away or did he suffered long time?

Finding high functional americans is that hard.

>cuntpunt

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good tackle

Proclaimed dead I think ~90 minutes later.
Correa (the guy ramming him) is in a coma

>not supporting Fortune Giants
Pathetic

2 secs too short. There was a version with a final panning to Iniesta's face.

Cool story, bro.

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>down 3-1
>celebrate
Huh?

Pink died ?

Yep.

Do Mexicans really hate black people?

>when you use a mushroom/star boost in a curve in Mario Kart

Justice !

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And the guy who rammed him is in coma.

Indeed, every dead Frenchman is a good Frenchman

Based boche.

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lmao

That woman on the right lmao

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What the fuck happened ? Is that a jump bonus on the track side ?
Also
>when you drive never drink
topkek that was useful for him

Sausage kerb designed to prevent drivers from abusing the track limits.
Apparently F3 cars sit a bit lower than F1 cars for which this thing was planned

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>don't abuse the track limits please
>*kills you*
Brutal but entertaining.

its uk actual prime minister.

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Idk for you man but for me they went into an applied math undergrad degree with a 3.5 gpa which sets me up quite nicely with a red carpet into a masters in mathematical finance feels good man

Grow up

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Literally nobody in that webm want the situation to be resolved

Why didn't he take a deep sniff when he had the chance lads?

kino

DUNKED.COM

Man that's the kind of shit that makes you twitch for the rest of your life when it suddenly pops into your mind decades later

He ran, over balanced and fell head first into the other player. Just an extremely unathletic buffoon. A upper class toff. When have the aristocrats in the UK ever given a fuck about Joe the bus driver,or Maureen the hairdresser, I voted Leave,but as much as I dislike the EU I believe that the alternative is worse. It's a choice between being ruled by Europe or America, and I've been to America (LA!). It felt a lot different to France,Germany or Spain to me, it definitely felt more foreign then mainland Europe.

So one player throws the ball to another player, who then chucks it down the wing to 3rd player and touchdown. Awesome.

What's in the bell pouch ?

>assignment operator

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based interceptor

>this was his one chance to make enough money to not starve in haiti

Epic

females hate each other. in high school our powderpuff game was filled with broken bones.

you hate each other but youre all nicey nicey to each others faces

Holy shit

i think the nigs dominating in every sport is mostly an american thing
i blame the jews

oof

Tuchtel is a fag. He speaks french.

Botice how he still would be alive if those others would have slowed down as soon as they saw somebody crashed.

depends on the call pretty much. all he can really do before possession of the ball is try to grab it or try to block it from being caught

THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN

Play stupid games win stupid prizes

This was a wonderful moment on Yea Forums. The great thing about this moment was how it neatly separated the children on this board, who were all revolted, from the adults, who all recognized and appreciated a beautiful beat-up puss. Not surprisingly we learned that a majority of Yea Forums were children and/or virgins.

P O A S T

>swimming

that was handball

why do fucking leafs always try so hard to out-cringe their fat neighbours when it comes to debating football?

If that's the game against Russia, he later used those hands to give Russia a penalty, which enabled them to advance to the next round.

Imagine the taste

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In that situation there's little else she can do. Else she would have to whip her legs up and attempt a backflip, which carries even more extreme risk of neck/spinal/head injury.

What are you, gay?

Nah the idea is that the arms etc. see sun often enough, but normally those red parts never see sun, so after a day at the beach that's how he's burnt.
t. Norman-Irish genetics

trips of truth

this looks like the only good thing India and Pakistan have ever produced

tech is not the issue but the fag directors who will cut out these moments are, remember the shit they pull with fifa

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France were winning on away goals at 3-3 in the matches to qualify for the U21 Euros. Sweden went on to win the tournament after qualifying in the last minute and mocking that Frog's shitty celebration

Based jew dodged those tackles likes his grand parents dodged the ovens

I tried finding this clip on youtube, but all I could find was this video series from South Africa.
youtube.com/watch?v=QuK1ZXKr0uY

>a comfy distance
Like he said, you're a bedroom dwelling monitor fag.

2:32
youtube.com/watch?v=gzt_iERqEjo

Thanks.

No problem

Germany shouldn't allow this type of nationalistic display

>laying down like he's dying
>woman just keeps running
absolute pussies

youtube.com/watch?v=EIK-YIZzk9c

dont worry we dont

Problem is that they can take a player out of the game if his jersey is stained with blood. Last world cup a German player (Hummels? Can't remember) got smashed in the nose in the first half and was forced to leave the pitch until they replaced his jersey. They couldn't find one quick enough, so Jogi just subbed him out.
Pretty sure it's a bit like the NCAA b-ball blood rules, but they can't stop the clock for footie

>they can't stop the clock for footie
Which is the reason why this meme sport is so retarded.
>90 +3
Based on what secret mesure lmao. It just allows the players to do what they want, like kicking the ball after the whistle or roll on the grass for hours, who cares after all, there's no clock.

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Hot.
Any reason why they grab the bar like that ? It seems counter intuitive.

Jewish focus

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keeps the bar from rolling out of your hands

Ah ok, makes sense.

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Nope.

Is that Pussy Bonpensiero?

just imagine...

nice proxy, Yank

Holy shit, join a gym.

Mixed grip is designed to compensate for weakness in your overhand grip. The limiting factor for how much you can deadlift is often your grip strength, hence why they try to make it easier.

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that's like saying water is wet captain obvious

I was surprised to read that he was born and raised in California, really tells you something about the mentality in that state.

>Yank
Why ? Everyone in the world acknowledges that this is utterly retarded and that FIFA is ruled by a bunch of stubborn businessmen. It took them decades to implement the fucking video, and even then they managed to make it embarassing. Every single sport has a functioning clock except this one...

Show me the sport that has good officiating and rules, please.
All of the leagues I'm familiar with bend the rules in one way or another to make the sport "more entertaining" whether that's letting ballers travel or giving the Panthers an extra yard for the first down or calling back a decisive goal with VAR. There are no exceptions to these sports being manipulated for profit but at least a football match isn't going to eat 4 hours of my life with 300 commercial breaks. We trust in humans to officiate the games and that already creates a margin of error. Accept it or invent an infallible machine to do the judging.

>yfw her water broke

>Show me the sport that has good officiating and rules, please.
About the clock ?
Basket, handball, rugby, foot us, every fucking sport that uses a clock...

he's right about fifa at least

painfully pretty

t. 1/1600th irish

It's gripcel cope

Freeze a frame (You can see that ball doesn't move when Allison pops)
Erase a gk using mask (It's easier cause backround is only one color grass)
Find and add gif of green baloon popping

water isn't wet

legendary webm

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>Find and add gif of green baloon popping
Just use the popping baloon from the original vid (probably what they did).

>Planet of the Apes.mp4

>be race driver
>decide to not go fast
I don't think that's how it works

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I used to have a great VHS tape of sports bloopers. My favorite clip was of a marathon runner who picked shit out of his shorts and threw it away.

Yeah, the worst part of running a marathon is shitting yourself and bleeding nipples. Otherwise, it's pretty okay.

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Some do because they think themselves superior AND white. The even more idiotic ones will post a part of their body that doesn't get direct sunlight such as back of forearms or lower legs when they never use shorts to prove that they are indeed white.

This behavior happens everywhere, but some Mexicans add that they live in north America to feel better about themselves, as superior Latinos. Not in the USA, the continent.

nobody bleeds nipples. that'd be some crazy jap manga shit

>amerifat
>hasn't got a clue about sports and running
pottyree

Based loli.

>running
>a sport

>spotted the MMA fag

did this guy seriously trip over his own heel

Why is deathmarch so kino?

I think he realised he was going out of his lane.

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don't think he had time to realize anything at all desu

god I need to watch more Olympics

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>mma
>a sport

Women are CUTE

Based

Loved that thread.

>competitive eating
>a sport

Fucking creasing. Fuck the krauts

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DAS RITE

For me, it's rising man's wife.

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Maradona is always kino

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Well, he's not offside.

It's been 20 years and i still don't know what the fuck is going on. Fucking Baseball makes more sense.

>guy passes the ball
>guy catches the ball
>touchdown

What if he doesn't catch the ball? Why do they kick it sometimes? Why is it called football when the ball barely gets kicked? Why is a field goal? Why do they still get concussions even though they're equipped like armored vehicles?

Hockey lolis are the best

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boris forgot he wasnt playing rugby for a second

>Why is it called football when the ball barely gets kicked?
because the action involves sprinting mainly.

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what the actual fuck is happening here

>mfw Mexico got btfo by Trivago so hard that they had to refball the entire rest of the tournament

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d'awwwwwww

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t. brainlet

BLACK LIVES MATT--

>mathematical finance
Is there another kind?

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courtesy of /147/

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oh my god this was almost 15 years ago.

context?

>embrace diversity

>Chinese situational awareness

Isn't this the same stretch where Jeff Krosnoff died?

2bf at least Mexicans work. Here in the US they're definitely superior to most other Latinos, especially Puerto Ricans

Based Frenchman

if only she was cute

Josh Duda and autism putt

Lmfao when was this?

>An innocent Philly Loli
Fast Forward 15 years and she's throwing batteries at opposing players, throwing up on fans of opposing teams kids and just genuinely being a "Philty" Fan.

>Defender has an angle
>Runs side-by-side about 10 feet away for the entire length of the field instead

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\lmao forgot what sport he was playing

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fuckin lmao, where is this and what club/country is that kid?

>in a single breath
how do you even enforce that?

so do all muslims have the kiss the ground when they pray or is that just somethin he did?

name of qt?

>that amazon hair
whats her name
also, guessing the tightening of her core just squeezed out her pee?

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>Lukas Fabarkianski
>Jordan Pugford
>Alisson Barker
>St. Bernd Leno
>Asmir Sit, Stay and Begovich
>David Dog Ea

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Imagine ruining not only your Olympic dreams, but someone else's as well.

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Is he ok?

The Jew grabbler

The falcons secondary is especially bad

At least he won't be doing that shit again

Nacho's was better. Then again I'm biased.

Is this joust? Where's his stick?

I love how (((they're))) already starting to try to meme (((him))) into being regarded as a future HOFer

>king of america

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It look like a crackhead that got hold to the wrong stuff!

The crazy thing about this that just hit me now, years later, is that this was a real news story! Someone got paid to report on this. Holy shit!

He's like 1/8th jewish and didn't even practice judaism. But Kraft is a huge zionist and told him a few years ago if he started practicing they'd throw to him more and promote him in the media.

Niceeeeeee

no booli pls, our owner fucks us enough.

American Football has two phases. Attack and Defence. Each team takes turns. Winner of coin toss declares who goes first. Attackers job is to score a touch down. Defence is to prevent it. Pitch is around 97m long. You have four 'downs' to move the ball down the pitch or into the Endzone (and thus score a touch down). You must move the ball at least 9.7m per down, or score a touch down. If you score a touchdown, you go for a one point kick, or you can take it further back for 2 points (it is harder). You then restart in the middle, but as the defender. They have to do the same. If you do not make it to the Endzone within four downs, you turnover and give the ball to the other team and restart on opposite (ie, you become the defender).

Thus, in this webm, they managed a long range pass to the wide receiver who sprinted into the endzone, with the Baltimore Ravens, on defence, failing to stop such a pass.

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It's all mental anyway. White men have submitted to the idea of black male strength and athleticism. That's where society is more focused anyway

Lmaoooooooo Isn't this guy the president of England or some shit ?

Women have weaker pelvic floor muscles than men; I've seen a ton of women piss when lifting heavy like that. Kinda hot, kinda not, depends on what you're into. I also wonder how they feel about it, since it seems like a fairly well-known if not even common thing.

>president
We're not a Republic. He's the Prime Minister, yes. He's done it before to a kid as well. Boris is based.

Absolutely fucking based
Im loving the fact he's rocking a bowlcut

She broke three vertebrae in her spine.

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HAHAH LE FUCKING NIGGERS XDDD FUCK NIGGERS LMAO XD XDXDDXD

Wtf shouldn't that be disqualified?

would

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based

B U N D A

nuts fucking flinched watching that shit

True meaning of BBC.

lmak dat sweat dripping lol

based

one has to take it as it comes

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Not when you do it, tubby.

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kek

God, kids are amazing. Their raw innocence make you just want to fight them. This girl is just being a kid, but no doubt he wants to crack her skull with that stick kek

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no it's joey diaz

I dont think we will see these shots at Tokyo

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Based bradbury

The first guy to fall is Drumpf and the one behind is America

What am i looking at? Does he shits himself?

anyone seen Freejack