Cric

bit going on here

just imagine

Based sebbo

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youtube.com/watch?v=YlcL7S1NzGM

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finding this year's meme11 efforts a bit paltry

not very funny is it

hmm yes... bit in that i reckon.

bit gay lad haha

can only get work done at the elite hours of midnight to 2am

Your mum is available from noon to midnight. You could learn from her

nah she knocks off work around 3-5

Is all of NSW this good

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Christ almighty that is vile.

God imagine gettingto 16 and learning that mum sold videos of you being born to a bunch of dirty old men to wank over.

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>yeah drop roy now after we already lost the ashes, better bring in a lower-middle order allrounder for him. in fact, let's also drop one lower-middle order allarounder and bring another one in too. should be able to win if we pick enough allrounders

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Imagine if England wins the world test championship despite australia retaining the ashes.

>middle order batter averaging 12.45 > bowling allrounder averaging 26.29

Kind of dumb that people seemto think its a dead rubber because of muh ashes. Any other opponent we would be motivated to draw the series but because this silly fucking arbitrary ashes label people mong out. Theres also the test rankings and test championship to think about.

this is exactly the kind of logic big brain would use, probably why he still has two wicketkeepers in the side as well

not debating dropping big strong JROY only issue is that he's batted as an opener most of the series, then dropped to 4 and now we bring in a 7/8 for him, rather than trying to find a fucking top order batsman. another issue could be that if we win the test and the series is drawn, we might needed roy's boundary hitting skills in case of a tiebreaker to retain the ashes

fucking MITCH MARSH got recalled
jesus christ

I honestly think the future of test cricket is 2 wicketkeepers, one a specialist to seam one a specialist to spin. imagine how based it would be swapping keepers every over

if they wanted another bowler why the FUCK didn't they just go all out horseman of the apocalypse, Pattinson is probably a better bat as well

>Shart

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anything to get less dedicated batsmen in the side

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>I want a team of allrounders James, apart from the openers they should be white ball memesloggers intead

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you can only barely scrape together a batting order from all 23 players kek

Burns
Lasagne (c)
Smith
Root
Stokes
Head
Paine (wk)
Cummer
Archer
Hazlewood
Lyon

the selectors select the squad

reckon it was Root and Bayliss who selected the lineup from that squad, hence dropping Roy

also reckon Ed Smith was intentionally giving them no batting options to slide in and only bowling options because he knew they'd dump his ODI babbies

Why is selection given to a bunch of posh tossers sitting in an office and not to the coaches?

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Is this kino?
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>Why is selection given to a bunch of posh tossers sitting in an office and not to /cric/?
Very good question

I watched the first season and didn't really feel like watching any more. The low budget was really obvious, a show with a scope that wide needs loads more money pumped in.
I have heard it gets better though and this looks alright.

THIS is kino

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woops

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>why are cricket games so shi-
Shan't complain again

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Almost forgot Shannon asked Poot if he liked boys
Based

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How tight is Karen Tighe haha

I think, but I could easily be wrong, that the Australian team is selected by a selection panel in accord with the coach and captain

Cricket 19 any good for someone who likes to really get immersed into games? I've literally not played any cricket games for like 15 years.

It's fine but not mindblowing. I don't think many sports games are /immersive/ though, they usually aim for that arcadey, pick-up-and-play feel (and that's a good thing).

Why does the captain get a say. Conflict of interest.

Typically the captain is good enough that his own selection is assured
I agree that’s a weird concept looking at this series

For me, it's the Tridents

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for me it line and length 115km/h wicket taking pies

My favourite episode is when they take a promising middle order batsman from no. 5 in country cricket and make him open against international standard bowlers

to avoid personality clashes, say if they've to choose between two players they'll ask the captain which one he likes more or he can push for his guys to be selected.
I heard that sometimes there's been players that didn't get along with the Australian team, especially under Ponting, and they weren't selected they'd pick the guy that's 90% as good for team harmony.

I like that they're just called the tridents, because of the trident.

>Pooran

haha

For me, it's

1. David Warner
2. Usman Khawaja
3. Marnus Labuschagne
4. Steve Smith
5. Travis Head
6. Tim Paine
7. James Pattinson
8. Patrick Coomins
9. Mitchell Starc
10. Nathan Lyon
11. Josh Hazlewood

In the future, it will be wicketkeepers and all rounders all the way down. The age of the batsman is over. The age of the big brain has begun

Why not at least try Warner further down the order seeing as he really is not working where he is? Genuinely asking btw.

Khawaja as opener is good desu they should've put him in last test. I'd drop Warner

It's all mental with Davey, he's not out of nick or anything, his dismissals against Broad are all him getting worked up in his head. See how he got caught behind in the first innings of old trafford, he went to play a shot then second guessed and left his bat hanging. If you changed his position it would dent his ego. It's his bullish belief that he is a gun batsman that makes him good because he normally doesn't have the self doubt which would stop him playing a shot. I would be happy to drop him if we had another decent opener but we don't.

The real order is this
Bancroft
Khawaja
Labuschagne
Smith
Head
Warner
Paine
Starc
Cummins
Hazlwood
Lyon

No other batsman to drop Warner for.

Yeah that's true, and he can pull it out of the bag every once in a while.

The confirmed XI for the 5th test,

1. Warner
2. Khawaja
3. Labuschange
4. Smith
5. Pat Cummins
6. James Pattinson
7. Tim Paine
8. Michael Neser
9. Peter Siddle
10. Nathan Lyon
11. Josh Hazlewood

Yeh, and it's like Langer said, if he has a good session or 2, he can really put a big score on. See his 100 in a session vs pakistan or back to back 100s in Bangladesh.

Utterly stupid that they dropped Head for M Marsh rather than Wade
Head has looked more comfortable and has played better id say

Wouldn't have dropped either of them desu

So youre a philander fan too? always admired that bowling style and it clearly works

For me it’s dropping the entire Australian XI and surrendering the Ashes back to where they belong.

I'd say he's 33 next month and his eye and reflexes are declining. Batsman like Warner, KP, Sehwag tend to decline quite rapidly as they don't have the superb defensive technique to fall back on

Team harmony fine but the coaches should pick. captain should be picked with all the other players.

Will Smoth fall like the rest of them or will his autism save him?

I'd back Smith to recalibrate the machine to adjust.
He seems to have a computer telling him the exact risk percentage of each shot, when his eyes go he'll probably get more conservative

Warner is the most technically sound batsman we have. Nothing he does is as lavish as half of KPs shots.

>smoth develops into a leave it or play it gun barrel straight batsman
>keeps playing test cricket into his 40s
>tormenting us for years
ITS NOT FAIR BROS

Not a fan of this:
bbc.com/news/uk-northern-ireland-49650668
>A 155-year-old cricket club that hosted Ireland's famous 1969 victory over the West Indies has said an arson attack has put its future survival in doubt.
Local Tyrone youths being little cunts. They set a fire in the groundsman's shed, this club has very little money. Hopefully Cricket Ireland can fundraise for them.

please berry my face in that

The Captain is basically an automatic selection

The first strike back against sebbo

Shouldnt be. fuckinf travesty.

this is a 155-year-old cricket club
sad day lads

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only when you select shit captains

>Big Shart

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That's not the clubhouse it's just the groundman's shed. The problem is all the equipment in there is destroyed.

I eagerly expect the big brain trust to select a player just to captain, on the basis we already have enough batsman

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BASED.

for me, dean johnson

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My Mum's family are Hedrmans lol

At yhe airport ladies

The captain was a selector until Clarke whinged about doing it, so it stopped. Remember, Warne still hates Steve Waugh for dropping him.

They've got a GoFundMe (£5000) and they're about a third of the way funded after just a day which is nice to see.

who let you make threads?
embarrassing.

This is the club which bowled the West Indies out for 25 lel

don't you have some sheep to bother?

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>the virgin kiwi sheepshaggers
>the chad rosscommon sheepstealers

a full strength mo yousuf

>Warne still hates Steve Waugh for dropping him.
HE WAS BANGING COCKTAIL WAITRESSES TWO AT A TIME

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honestly is there any cricketer more of a chad than warnie?
merv hughes maybe

the tall stuart broad

the rotund shane warne

the grain silo rakheem cornwall

Probably Keith Miller
Peak Flintoff looks most like the Chad cartoon, but I don't think he womanized

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Fewer

the shit jos buttler

based.

He's even chad when he says things like
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Any cricky on today?

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Don't understand Warnie's romantic prowess lads. Was it really enough to dawdle along and go gday my names Warnie! I saw a video of him trying to text Carmen Electra and his game is faggot tier, 2bh. Maybe he lost his mojo when he retired.

the incredible mitchell ross shart

Reckon its a combination of fame, persistence, complete self confidence and unashamedly trying it on with every single woman he meets

idk I can see why he would be appealing to a certain type of woman

>In 2000 he pursued married British nurse Donna Wright with lewd calls and messages. Warne - by then a father who was married to Simone - was stripped of the Australian vice-captaincy as a result.
>In 2003 he was banned for a year after failing a drug test.
>Months later, Melbourne stripper Angela Gallagher claimed to have had a three-month affair with the cricketer.
>In 2005 Warne was said to have had sex with mum of three Kerrie Colliemore, 31, on the bonnet of his BMW. Kerrie's friend also found 48 messages from Warne on her phone including one which read: "Can't wait to fuck u again."
>The same year, he reportedly exchanged dozens of texts with TV assistant Michelle Masters when he played for Hampshire.
>Soon after, British student Laura Sayers, 25, told how he stripped naked and begged her to have sex in a London hotel.
>After finally being dumped by Simone, father-of-three Warne had a sex session in 2006 with two British models which was captured on video. One, Coralie Eichholz, said: "He was talking dirty all the time. It was full-on, hardcore and we had a great time."
>In 2007, Warne tried to woo back Simone but accidentally sent her a filthy text meant for another woman.
>Warne started dating Liz Hurley in 2011 and continued on and off until 2013, when claims surfaced of a fling with Ultimo bra tycoon Michelle Mone.
>In 2015 there were reports of a one-night stand with 43-year-old Aussie Kim McGrath. She said: "He's very strong in the bedroom. He was definitely in charge. He asked me to keep my high heels on while he spanked me."

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>British student Laura Sayers, 25, told how he stripped naked and begged her to have sex in a London hotel
Not very chad-like

honestly? based.

you've gotta read between the lines
girls who get burned by chad often come out with out-of-character stories like that
honestly odds are warnie was being a bit of a pest but begging doesn't seem likely

Craig McDermott

uncanny

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>she said Warne left the room and returned with a condom at which point " ... I just gave in".
Chad always wins.

I've had sex with a british nurse
little bit in common with shane warne, that's all i'm saying

>In 2007, Warne tried to woo back Simone but accidentally sent her a filthy text meant for another woman.

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When I broke my foot and was in hospital my nurse gave me a blowie.

did he do a good job?

I had sex with ur mum mate
Little bit in common with Shane Warne there too mate

theres a jav of a pregnant girl fucking dogs, she also had her birth recorded. really weird stuff

>fucking dogs
proxy off sebbo

This australian master chef cunt is annoying as fuck. Why dont you bigan runt aussie bastards take him back. He'll fit in more with you lot.

>tasmin
God she's awful. She sold sex vids of her and another bint to anyone at school who'd ask. She was only year 9 or 10 at the time.

Morning lads met my wife in a smoking area ama

Jesus thats serious illegal shit a 10 year old selling sex vids wtf user

Do NOT tell richo lads

I only opened this thread because there's a picture of a woman with a wet pussy

Based blindcunt

/hoc/ is absolutely shining today

10th grade ya dingus, not 10yo

Still don’t tell Richo.

BTFO

how will they ever recover?

cric has been cancelled

>B-B-Based /cric/

Think I need to shower after having seen so many Canadian and American posts in one place

how did you obtain a shower license, are you a part of the aristocracy?

He has to go to a Turkish bathhouse, which has the licence.

Part of the shower package is getting bummed by a big strong turk as well.

Looks like she peed herself tbqh

I know I did.

Looking good looking real good

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Reminder that Don Bradman dodged the draft.

really? I thought they had a referendum over that and decided not to have a draft, and they never had a draft until Vietnam.

>Bitch Darsh IN
L M A O
M
A
O

based sebbo

based darshposter

>Shart
kek

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That's how he dodged the draft.

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo my roy boy

I'm not philosophically prepared to accept that one can dodge a thing which doesn't exist. I've read Spinoza, don't even try to trick me.

bro...you are very gd boy

why did she pee herself

HE WAS UNWILLING TO FIGHT FOR HIS COUNTRY. HE WAS UNWILLING TO FOGHT FOR THE CROWN. HE COULDNT DO WHAT FUCKING MEL GIBSON OF ALL PEOPLE DID IN GALLIPOLI. OFCOURSE HE DODGED THE FUCKING DRAFT WHILST ALL THE INDIANS AND BRITS AND CANADIANS AND WHAT NOT WERE DIEING ON BEACHES IN FROGLAND.

Sir Donald Bradman is hereby declared to be based and honorary Irish.

Still a draft dodger

95 days until the superior to red ball cricket Big Brain League starts

>Dodge that which doesn't exist
are you a poofter lad?

youtube.com/watch?v=DhZEq6Av1fQ

how dare you post this fat shaming, patriarchal, chauvinistic filth on cric. women can be trains too, and if they were they would arrive on time at that!

Name a cricket journalist more based than Peter Della Penna, I dare you

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why is she sitting like that

*sniff*

scoring runs > shooting some lad named hans in a trench

show off her beautiful thighs

I agree but head was dropped

>Hey Travis. I heard you were dropped! Tremendously sad. On your head?
heh

don't like cricket

oh no

oh no

I LOVE IT

D'Arcy Short

the average height darcy short

what happened to darcy tall

cut off at the knees

my balls was hot

the mongolian ben hilfenhaus

Fuckin war dodger then. Let down his mates.

>this asinine obsession with bradman dodging the war like you wouldn't have done the same

grim and dire posting from the british as usual

lads I really want Daniel Johnston back

Why do people pay for premium Snapchats when there's a whole internet full of free porn out there?

me? im a conscientious objector

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for me it's serving in a pals batallion with my friends and neighbours

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The blitz spirit will get us through no deal Brexit. Food and Medicine shortages are no match for our stout and defiant bulldog resolve. Rule Britannia!

baffling post
fuck commies

>he thinks there will be a brexit

lmao

Maybe you would have done the same as a cowardly aussie but not me.

go die for israel, you stupid cunt.
>sings jerusalem in his head as a bullet rips right through it

Honestly lads, I reckon Zachy is going to settle in Grimsby one of these days. Seems his sort of place if I'm really honest.

so you wouldnt die for your family? no im guessing. no less than id expect from a penal-babby

fuck off jew

for me, it's mr kipling lemon slices

based sugar addict

test cricket?
that's the ticket

instagram.com/p/BvFF3NPjCsg/

Next test looms

Based trinibbo

which proxy you going to be using tonight

Don’t have a proxy mate. Everything you see here is authentic sebbo fandom.

based Sebbo

:)

HMM
M
M

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Yep better just 404 the thread now. Sebbo wins again.

Delete this now, crazy fool.

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*be's beckoning in your path*

Fuck off, not tomorrow

are you really so dumb that you think you would get two (You)s from two different proxies...

the fact that you needed to reply to yourself with the irish proxy to try to defend yourself is tantamount to your level of proxy abuse.

and i have been in dead /cric/ threads and left a post and you replied within 30 seconds. you have no life. you are desperate for attention and you just want to engage with people online because you have no friends. you went about it all the wrong way though. we are the only people on this planet that you could engage with but we all think you're a pathetic cunt.

you fucked up.

>facts
>we

You're getting absolutely worked right now and Sebbo knows it. So funny, to be sure.

:)

Prefer to discuss cricket and cricket related topics desu. e-celebrities are most definitely unironically cringe, and rather contrary to the well established mores of anonymous board culture.

Test cricket looming in glorious sunshine, I know, I checked the weather forecast. Shall we gentlemen?

joshy finna get worked into a seething shoot

>e-celebrity

lol you wish

says the namefag, tra-la-la mate. Settle petal.

Talk about cricket or I'm just going to go watch anime.

do not interact

i am an e-celebrity, you are not though.

bit going on here

plot twist: the josh reynolds namefag is sebbo arguing with himself again

you give sebbo too much credit

plot twist: everyone in /cric/ is sebbo

Old meme. Except it was goosey and connie you fat dog fucker

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Based Chinese assetposter

stop leaving your poopylanders and shitskins in /hoc/ you dumb thirdies

big cock /hoc/ runs baby dick /cric/

Theres more shitskins in the us gay then in ANZAC territories m8

>g-guys we t-totally did s-stuff in ww2
>m-muh anzac
antipodeans are so fucking cringe

>He didn't deny it

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT FATGUTS

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

New Swans album teein up to be good lads

Possibly David Boon, Lillee or Viv Richards.

coffscordials.com.au/mrs-macs-cheese-and-bacon-sausage-roll-140g-x-18

Girls always say I'm cute, never hot.

imagine if MMarsh actually performs lads

Krikkit > Cricket

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just want to go to sleep and never wake up

nonnas for din dins tonight lads

Seriously though lads imagine a race of cybernetic superbeings invading an alien pitch wearing bandoliers of explosive red balls that they bowl at you, and wielding massive space-age cyberwillow bats that they use to defend their wicket from any exploding balls you attempt to bowl at them

are things really that bad in melbourne

Who would be in the Rest of Universe XI against the Krikkiters though lads?

getting a hundred in a dead rubber ashes test would cement his spot in the side for another 12 months of failure

why are condoms so expensive

why would anyone pay to not feel sex

>marsh
>anywhere near a hundred

my sides

that's the point mate
the catholic church: 1
(you): 0

Should be free at the doctors mate.

you have to pay to see the doctor

he gets them all the time when it doesn't matter (ie tour matches)

>le dead rubber XDDXDDDD

if he gets hundreds all the time then he should be a permanent fixture in the lineup

funny how the retards have latched onto this dead rubber meme. its not a dead rubber at all. there is a lot at steak for australia in this final test. its the difference between winning and losing the series.

>retards
>at steak

>go to doctors for sleeping pills
>doesn't move to shake my hand
>get prescription
>suggests checkup ($$$80 dorra) in 4 weeks to "reassess"
>caves, shakes my hand but it's like touching a dead fish, most flaccid handshakes ive ever had in my life
>sits fatly back down at his desk
The state of ""medicine"" lads

go to bulk billed you sped

forgot to mention where he picked some dead skin off from under his yarmulke and flicked it into the bin

>steak

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Cazzies y Freshies are out in force today.

never worked a day in my life

whats it like being a wagecuck?

>hurrrrr durrrr cazzies XD XD

just because someone doesn't agree with your opinion on mitchell marsh doesn't make them a cazzie. quite the opposite actually. anyone that ISN'T a flaming cazzie, knows that mitchell marsh is FUCKING SHITE.

It's pretty cool because you can leave the house, interact with other people and contribute to rather than be a burden on society.

Change doctor, simple as.

its mums doctor i only go there for blood tests and pharma

Haven't been to a doctor in two years and that was for bruised ribs
Settle down you hypochondriac cunts

>flem coaching a team in the hundred
grim stuff

I think Warnie got the team based out of Lord's, fucking hilarious

/who/ here pumped for our Official Specsavers Victory Lap Test Match at the Oval.
i know i am.

Think I need a gf

How many unique posters does /cric/ actually have ?

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10 max

Fluctuates. /cric/ is firmly territory of AUSGODS rn so it's probably a bit lower. WC had more.

I know for a fact I'm the only aussie poster here, I normally just reply to myself to make it look like there's conversation.

reckon it's just me and 10 other sebbo proxies by this point

how am i burden on society?

apart from you reading this its all me
every post
sebbo is me on a proxy
i have 4 different aus personality's
2 english
only 1 kiwis but i make them yell at each other sometimes and nobody any wiser

i am /cric/

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>paying for a doctor

grim

Literally just me,
that other kiwi
based seething kiwi
couple of Aussies
Rajiporter
maybe Ivan
Zachy
that seething Alchy pom
Indian lad
Ir*sh (sebbo)
Pom in Irel*nd (sebbo)
Sebbo (sebbo)
Trinidad (sebbo)
Singapore (sebbo)

>65 unique posters
um...........

?? okay?

I'd believe it too.

all me

thought i was pushing it a bit when kiwis are weebs everywhere else but i made them all very angry middle aged men here but it seemed to work

That makes me angry.

R A J I B V L L
A
J
I
B
U
L
L

>Ir*sh (sebbo)
>Pom in Irel*nd (sebbo)
>Sebbo (sebbo)
>Trinidad (sebbo)
>Singapore (sebbo)
mate there are far more sebbos than this
Josh for instance is confirmed Sebbo
At least two aussies are also confirmed Sebbo
Richo might be Sebbo
Fuck, even I'm Sebbo

Poodicting a grim Australian collapse this evening

but who ...... ;)

Feel really uncomfortable when fatguts calls me "mate" tbph. Anyone else get that?

how do you filter a single poster

hlw dr bro

*farts*

/^Ireland$/
/^United States$/
/^Singapore$/
/^Trinidad and Tobago$/

off to the pub
feels weird being the only real man on /cric/ but someone has to do it
enjoy jerking each other off while i am gone

jerking off is bad

>off to the pub
based boomer

>shitchell shart makes his token appearance
When will this meme end?

>off for my daily drinking session to escape the reality of my life
>real man
holy mother of kek

knew there would be a salty reply so i havent left yet
drinking isnt an escape from reality
drinking adds to the awesomeness of my reality

stay mad though

it very strange when one female calls another female 'mate'

halooo (i'm not a girl)

Nc hlw

off to the pub now
might fingerbash some sluts while im there
meanwhile you will all be here being fags talking about cricket lmao

*be's actually staying at home and lurking in /cric/ and muscular /afl/*

thought you were going to the pub, don't tell me you're an alchy loser AND a liar

imagine thinking that'd stop me

For me, it's staying in with the missus, enjoying a nice home-cooked meal, then a nice cup of tea, perhaps a biscuit, and watching the footy.

>the footy.
was with you up to this point bla

pub?
thats a yes from me

for me, it's having a crywank into my pillow, smashing some microwaved sausage rolls for tea then emptying a goon sack and not watching any sport at all

First honest Aussie post in years

trying out these biscuits with the cricket tonight lads

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Today is R U OK day.

R U OK /cric/?

We are
Spirit
Bound to
This flesh
We go round
One foot
Nailed down
But bound to
Reach out and
Beyond
This flesh,
Become pneuma

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for me? being already back from the pub (smashed a fit sheila, shit was so cash) and in bed early so i can get to court early in the morning, then it's leg day

Not into silly foreign wafer meme biscuits at all 2bh but I hope you enjoy them

>fit sheila

think this guy might definitely be australian bros

he used the slang and everything

my cobba

they were on special m8
will probably switch back to tim tams or anzac biscuits after these are finished

Only true blue Aussies know secret code words like sheila.

get a brown dog up ya

It's cool man, I'm not judging you.
anzacs, caramel timtams and gingernuts are the GOATs

He oozes confidence, it makes up for poor game

Mans like neo init

just gonna go ahead and assume you're all ok then

Then join the army lad

best i have ever been lad, thanks

you're forgetting about Greece

Haven't seen a Grease sebbo yet

he's all grease mate

holy shit gottem

>accused of being a proxy again

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kek so true

Salmon fillet for dinner lads.

i thought it was more of a draw

Does Trinidad or Tobago like cricket more?

>fgo
get the fuck out of here

can't think what is worse, actually being sebbo on a proxy or being a weeb freshie

>go out with short asian girl
>things starting up with another girl
>also a short asian

going to cop shit from the boys for this one lads

for me it's the tall asians
but you do you
make more manlet hapas

3P

okie

based sebbo

not enough 3p routes i find

hmm?

No smoking now, inside the pub, no smoking now at all.
Ya have ta smoke outside, in the shed beside a wall.
Me wife she went outside, she was dying for a fag.
Outside she met a fella and instead she had a shag.

Chorus
Oh hokey, smokey, pokey, smokey if ya can.
Smokey, smokey, smokey, the auld smokey ban.
Oh hokey, smokey, pokey, smokey now no more.
Smokey, smokey, smokey, smoke outside the door.

Pretty confident I'm the oldest poster here with more cricket watching experience than any other poster. As such you should all respect my opinions

Add basketball to the list of sports we're the best at.

Wish this were true tbqh.

Test me mate. First match I saw was Hick's England debut, can anyone beat that?

Alright lads don't mind me, just original Irish sebbo checking in. I'm eirzona

Suspect a French or Portuguese sebbo in the big to distant Future

could get on board a Sébastian or a Sebastião

does she shave?

She's a professional cyclist, she'll either wax or laser. Will be like porcelain down there

>ashes tonight
based that was quick

>Will be like porcelain down there
nice!

Sounds good. I'm a fan of Porto poster. Maybe he'll join us in cric

thinking about this soundtracking a days play
youtu.be/brhiO6m6lxw

cringe looms

poot on the ropes

righto kiwibros, who are we supporting in the last test? still hate England but if they win we stay 2nd in the all important test championship points table.

honestly reckon whoever kiwis support will lose

supported the american people in their fight against obesity so you might be onto something

no you didn't, fuck off

You should support England. The Australian butthurt from only drawing the series and the amusement resulting will far outweight the English butthurt of losing 3-1

do you even need to ask

never read a poo peeland post in my life lamo

it's sebbo trying to get his larp right

What was wrong with using the current ranking systems to determine the finals? This points system seems ridiculous and easy to exploit

>easy to exploit
what do you mean

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lore?

simply don't care.

>imagine the smell

any rugby man in?

rankings is basically whos had their home season
we're going to heem pakistan, new zealand and Afghanistan at home and be a top ranked team while also being as good as we are now at 6th or whatever

There's a set number of points for offer, I think it's adjusted slightly according to whether it's a home or away series for the winning team
But basically there were 120 points on offer for the Indian series in the west indies which was just two tests and 120 for the ashes
So India got 120 points for heeming island niggers while we'll get like 80 or something for objectively better cricket and 2 or 3 wins

Afghanistan doesn't count towards the championship
but yeah this just proves how bad the system is, we shouldn't be encouraged to fuck up inferior opponents at home, make it more rewarding to win points away and we might see a more balanced kiwi series in New Zealand, although a home Pakistan series is still better than the UAE

*sits down and listens to the unplayable podcast*

chaturbate.coom/alexandra_sex_/

>implying the number one test side shouldn't be decided by a series between Australia and India
you know it be true

stfu cazzie. you probably havent played cricket in your life.

ah yes now that is one descriptive name

explosive new e-personality, Josh Reynolds.

does this cunt have any idea what joshie sounds like

what exactly are you trying to achieve my pretending that i am new? isnt being here since 2012 long enough...

stfu donnie

who's donnie supposed to be

>Poosh Poonolds
grim

@95395313
fuck up freshie

what do you mean, it's clearly the original au/sp/ personality and notorious shitposter, Josh Reynolds.

at the pub

you'd think scouring the archives for material for days, fatguts would be able to produce something a bit better. what a fucking brainlet.

t. poo peelander that used to live in poocastle

the points aren't adjusted for whether or not you won away or at home. the issue is obviously that each team plays 3 series at home and 3 away, so it's not as if everyone plays each other. reckon we got an easy schedule compared to yours.
>home: india, pak, windies
>away: aus, sl, bangladesh
vs
>home: india, pak, nz
>away: eng, bangladesh, south africa

alcho freak

connie maybe.
what a fucking failure.

what are you talking about you stupid assclown. you expect to see the same shit every day? you want to see the same thing every day do you?

you are a fucking moron.

some cazzie mimicking me. Holy mother of seethe.

shant

Have another beer and end yourself Poonolds.
/cric/ isn't the place for you to pretend to have friends.
reminder you're neither funny, witty or smart.
reminder you are the worst poster on sp and are an embarrassment to based aussie shitposters

grim

donning the trip to avoid poothetic imiatation from freshies

you know i am funny witty and smart. you are just mad because YOU are NONE of those things lmao. stay mad, freshcunt.

do you reckon donnie is some obscure tripfag who hung around for three weeks five years ago or does he thinks josh would just make up names for people

ruh roh

no me im joshua

all I know is Josh Reynolds is a fucking faggot.

donnie fucking exposed, embarrassing

>all I know is Josh Reynolds is a fucking faggot.

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you wish

Did that India home series count for >us? Grim if true
Actually thinking about it Pakistan and New Zealand are probably the best in the world after India and England, the main problem is just how shit everyone is except for based elite us

nah nah, ashes is >your first series

need sebbo out of business

>the virgin pozz gaynolds
>the chad sebastian slegg

ok this is based
I think we must have a tour of India scheduled over the next two years. That could be grim

We were one pujara innings from winning last time it could be right

>moving the wicket

Gaynolds feelings destroyed after elite truth nuke.

dont even know why people on here hate me. must be jealousy and bitterness from not cazzies not having the intelligence or foresight to create their own legacy for all to see on Yea Forums.

some of the series don't count, just the ones I mentioned. we have a series with the poms in a couple of months after a 5 game t20 series (grim), and that won't be counting. aus and nz both avoid playing india in india which is pretty based.

porn-addicted tranny-loving NEET faggot and you fucking know it.

nah you wish tho

Just thought I will post this here in case anyone was wondering what type of cheddar cheese I would recommend

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real Joshy SEETHING kik

for me it's vintage

mummy's boy. poofter.

that's a fine cheddar

>babby's first NZ cheese

anyone try accutane here

is it hair loss medication?

Always thought it was aussie, how can that shitty little island be considered the "mainland" lmao

did mummy hurt you?

Nah mate, not a disgusting greasy teenager.
Everything decent in Australia is from NZ.

grim counter top, poorcunt.

ill have a pint for you my dear josh

except for the peoole

Mrs Reynolds? no she was very gentle.
that's fake Josh i.e. fatguts, keep up

lame attempt at banter there, daniel.

>implying they aren't both fatguts
keep up

post your countertop, if I countertop mog you, you leave in shame for ever

the what now?

>non English chedder
If it ain't from Somerset, fuck the fuck off

>english 'produce'
shan't be eating horse cheese, lad.

>Italian Statuario marble incoming

people, if you can even call them that

>he vanished
absolute fraud

tried to come up with a comeback against josh but i have nothing

seething poo peelander

You're welcome to your mediocrity. Australian wine, Australian cheese, Australian beer... grim to be quite honest

he vanished when I spammed tranny porn the other day, absolute soft cunt

Get your shit stars
Get your shit stars
Get your shit stars off our flag

Australian wine is good mate, do they even produce wine in peengland?

nah i was there watching you make a fool of yourself

congrats on finally finding his trip

We make sparkling wine, they win lots of awards over champagne and prosecco etc. But nobody really buys it because it doesn’t sound as fancy to have English sparkling wine.

NZ beer > Oz beer
NZ wine > Oz wine
NZ cheese > Oz wine
NZ lamb and beef > Oz lamb and beef
REALLY makes you think

aussie dollar > nz dollar
good thing we can just import all your good stuff lmao

NZ weed > Oz weed

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prefer to eat dog than any poo peeland products

barely.

based fat gook

enough

>NZ cheese > Oz wine
oops still true anyway haha

bit misinformed there, little fella.

Cone on the cards.

getting close my lad

honestly it's a lot closer than I realised. grim

you're confirmed 120kg+ and only gooks eat dog.
big fella.

might be havin a wee mental breakdown

confirmed how?

It was at 1.03 earlier this year m8.

it's all about the margins mate

Can everyone stop posting until I finish my coffee

both are predicted to continue plummeting this year too. which will plummet worse? stay tuned

>55% of the teams at the Rugby World Cup are not coached by a native
fold this spoort

So what will you be doing with your share of the $100 million tonight lads?

didn't realise there were so many indigenous coaches

I don't think the aussie dollar has ever gone below the NZ one because globally whatever you offer we offer just a little better

helping rc get back on his feet

Buy 4channel and rangeban USA.

Have an extremely posh wank

@95395638
bit of a failed attempt at humour this one.

>export things we import
trade caz here, why is this

shhh, go back to sleep, goyim.

what?

would buy a lot of land somewhere and look after stray dogs.

Can someone post that twitter cunt with the glasses on his head kornheiser?

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>fetishcuck

grim

do you mean why do we import some types of cheese when we export others
if so you're a retard

Wouldn't want to look at you or any of the pigs you fuck either tbqh

Based seething incel.

kek

I understand regionally exclusive shit, it's other things we get imported, like garlic from chinkland and meat from denmark.

based

We are a net importer food. Bad situation to be in given the looming inevitable global conflict.

your mouth is a net importer of food

No.

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im not gonna hate on you. good for you. someone has to fuck girls that look like that.

Say there is a global conflict cant we just be like 'ok, we have to eat our own beef now instead of importing it from Denmark' we got top quality shit
I'll take this to biz, genuinely interested now, I know labour costs factor into it but we grow pretty much everything and half of the imports are from places like NZ and the US so labour shouldnt be that much different.

garlic would be because Chinese peasants would accept lower prices for produce than farmers here
generally it's impossible for developed countries to compete globally with all the bumfuck countries out there where farmers earn like $5 a day for their work without subsidies, American farming is totally dependent on it
never heard of importing meat from Denmark but that would be due to exchange rate fluctuations where it's overall more profitable for local suppliers to export meat while being cheaper to import meat on the Danish crone or whatever they have

finally noosing up eh? I guess if you braid them together it *might* support your weight

>cazzie gag

Pretty pathetic "banter" so far. Definitely unimpressed with this Aussie line-up.

...

>can't even shut the fucking closet door when taking a selfie
if she's that lazy, she's not a good lay

top kik gottem

Alright lads based sebbo