How do you not get metoo?

I wouldn't be surprised if she tried to move the cum from her back into her vagina so she could get a fat child support check

AB is fucked. His name was already in the dirt after all the dumb shit he pulled this offseason. This is just piling on top of it. No way he doesnt catch a suspension from all of this shit as well. Although I guess I wouldnt be surprised if it doesnt hit until next season. Regardless this moron has cost himself millions of dollars in sponsorships (no doubt he has lost tons of those) and potential dollars after his career is over, since no one is going to want to deal with him after all of this.

>is anyone REALLY taking this seriously?

the Jew York Times is, but for them taking it "seriously" just means pushing a narrative they know is blatantly false

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The timing is certainly suspicious. But AB has lost virtually all credibility and trustworthiness with his recent shenanigans. The accusation are very detailed and specific. I don’t think this is a Blasey-Ford type situation. The behavior is definitely something that aligns with something AB would do. In this case, I wouldn’t put it passed him. Needs a suspension from pay and play pending a full investigation by authorities and NFL.

any pics of the trainer?

didn't they just run a story saying Trump lied about rain because he said his "supporters were wet - it's bad weather outside"?

>The accusation are very detailed and specific. I don’t think this is a Blasey-Ford type situation.
Blasey-Ford had very detailed and specific accusations too m8

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qt

>lie detector
I hope normies don't actually believe that lie detectors work?

yuck, yikes, cringe

of course they believe that
they also believe in "truth serum" and ayys

Any time a girl's mother is involved it's 100% extortion

Not being a beta

Get married to your high school sweetheart and don't sleep around. EZPZ. Stop being degens.

like Kavanaugh?

Uh, no. She didn't. She couldn't state the date, time, or location. She couldn't even get anyone to corroborate that she and Kavanaugh had ever spoken to each other or even seen them in the same area at the same time. The entire hearing was based on her extremely hazy recollections and personal anecdotes with zero evidence.

No like Mike Pence. Kavanaugh put himself in vulnerable situations by being a degen and binge drinking in his secular college fraternity.

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RUSSEL SIMMONS WANNA PRAY FOR ME TOO

Be a broke ass nobody

she was specific about her account
it's just that there was exactly zero (0) corroborating evidence
Mike Pence refuses to be solo with a woman who isn't his wife. That's how you do it. You don't "marry your high school sweetheart."
You just don't interact with women you're not married to without a witness.

I don't believe any woman in any scenario.

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Never speak to or come into contact with women

He for sure hit that thang and came on her back, but it also for sure wasn't rape.
She probably has nice and tight coochie.

it truly is the only way
and checked

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This, immediately disregarded this story as soon as it came out. Timing too convenient, sues for money instead of actual criminal charges. Women are whores and the system is in their favor to ruin men's lives and steal their shit.

Yes. Because they havent left an air conditioned office in 20 years and dont know that in the south this time of year its hot and humid and youll sweat your balls off

but here's the thing: even if Trump DID say it was raining it's not a fucking story
he just had to cancel an appearance due to rain in the same state
he very well MAY have been talking about rain, in which case it was a mistake not REEE DRUMPHY LIES TO AMURIKKKA

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Deny till you die, now that every dumb accusation can be published you just have to wait for it to blow over unless you are like Harvey or Bill Cosby with a ton of them. Got one? Wait it out hope you don’t get fired

Also correct. Literally making a sensationalist story out of absolutely nothing. Remember how during the election cycle they fixated on the fucking taco salad at his hotel? FFS. This is why no one trusts the media because they spout horseshit 99% of the time

>civil suit
IT'S LITERALLY NOTHING

This desu. Bitch is obviously just going for a money grab.

Unironically you go full Mike Pence

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>Don't sleep with impoverished whores who are after your money.

Unless you film it.

>le lie detector meme wala Kavenah
Sure.

there are too many stupid people alive

we need genetic engineering

lie detector tests have been proven to be false and are worth nothing you fucking morons

the ultimate wizard

Tyreek Hill = Good
Antonio Brown = Bad

>Taylor also says that in May 2018, after a night out at a Miami-area club, she went back to Brown's home in Miami to use the bathroom and have some food, and Brown "forced her down onto a bed, pushed her face into the mattress and forcibly raped her."

bitch goes back to his house after going clubbing with him? yeah i don't believe her at all, clearly she wanted his dick.

INCLUDING A LIE DETECTOR RESULT IS A BIGGER SIGN SHE IS FULL OF SHIT THAN ANYTHING ELSE.

IT HAS ZERO WEIGHT IN COURT

IT WAS INCLUDED TO MAKE THE EXTORTION / SETTLEMENT MORE EFFECTIVE

IT HAS NO WEIGHT IN COURT

Why don't you believe her? She just wanted to watch some religious videos!

Disgusting behavior this "person" needs to be out of the league immediately

Maybe Tyreek can mentor this troubled man

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another Antonio Brown accuser comes forward

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>reddit spacing
>didn't read any of the replies
yeah I'm guessing you'd be culled

I'm already hearing that she's some sort of saint for "only" asking for $75,000. That's a life changing amount of money for a woman that still lives with her parents, which the woman does.

Can we just get a list of HOF or really successful athletes accused of rape but never charged? Kobe, Ben etc

Suspend an innocent man before being proven guilty. You’re such a massive faggot

go back to haiti

>AB is fucked.

Unless Kraft says otherwise.

mobile.twitter.com/heybucknasty/status/1171810849801101313?s=12
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>it was only a professional relationship
OH NO NO NO NO NO

I hate niggers more than women.

Fuck AB, wish I could kill that nigger myself

>whore cheats on bf
>later the evidence comes out
"OH NO HE RAPED ME"

twitter.com/LionTQ/status/1171832364152102916

twitter.com/LionTQ/status/1171832364152102916

twitter.com/LionTQ/status/1171832364152102916

SHES A HOE

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This except (anything greater than 1/16th) black women. Messed around with tons of them and no matter how nice they seem at first, their inner ngger eventually comes out 100% of the time. Every single one of them is like that

youre thinking rational. americans in large part are stupid idiots that believes anything the news put out no matter how stupid it is and no matter how many times they lie. if all the media came out and said the earth was flat, they would believe it.

just pay the bitch and sign a nda and then let your friends put her on blast anyways lol.

Ummm sweetie? Women are incapable of doing anything wrong and never lie, so as long as you don't rape any women like Neymar did then you'll be safe.

Please. Kraft couldn't protect Bellicheck from spygate. He couldn't protect Brady from Deflategate. He was barely able to protect himself from Hookergate. He can't and won't protect AB from RapeGate

yep
theres a reason they arent admissable in court

They are worse than coin tosses. You can practice how to cheat them.

you have shit taste bro

>incels worrying about MeToo

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHHH,.....PFFFFFFFFFF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHA

Signing an NDA is still taking an L. Save your money and sue the bitch.

Mexipuerco

incels are the ones shreiking about victim shaming right now

rape should be legal

you don't mean this though. this means that I can show up to your house and sodomize you at gunpoint until I get bored

>claims
Holy shit I hate women.

is he really getting #metooed? from what im hearing hes still playing sunday

Don't have money. Don't have land/property. Don't have a car within 10 years of the current year. Don't have a savings account. Don't have anything with any sort of value, or with the potential to have value. Be a broke nigga with no future. Funny enough, being a broke nigga is almost assured to get you pussy. Problem solved.

We’ll do, but don’t rape them.

goy commissioner doesnt know what to do
my money is on jew rosenhaus skating him out of this

Proofs?

he was at practice today
he has to sit out some games regardless because he was recently signed

youtube.com/watch?v=vn_PSJsl0LQ

I always think back to this Seinfeld moment regarding lie detectors...

become gay

>no criminal charges
>lawsuit only brought right after he signs a huge contract

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There is no escaping it if someone is vindictive enough
Best chance is to be poor and have no social life

Well sodium thiopental does make you more suggestive but it can be resisted. The issue is that it doesn't result in truths being released outside of falsehoods. So it is largely useless. If you don't believe in aliens, you're retarded. In an infinite universe, chances are they exist. If you mean visiting us, well, that's another question. You should have said something like chloroform is a knock-out thing (it is, but by the time it is at the level it needs to be, you've caused brain damage anyway) or 'knock-out gas'. Both fiction.

You forgot about the do a lot of drugs part, which is the real hook.

his high school sweetheart was his half sister

I hope the NFL does suspend him over a civil allegation so that he can turn around and sue the dogshit out of the league.

Always pull out and cum in the condom!!! It makes you look paranoid and crazy but it’s better than pregnancy.

>handsome sports superstar who could fuck any 10/10 woman on earth instead decides to rape a 4/10 klingon

There is zero legitimacy whatsoever to any facet of these allegations

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Do you know any black people?

men do not have standards for women

yeah, rapes are usually commited by 4/10 beta incels on 10/10 girls
fucking retard

>How do you not get metoo'd?

Easy playbook to follow, just tedious and kind of retarded we have to resort to this shit.

1. Only attend "lame" work functions, like someone's birthday at a restaurant. Do not go to someone's house or apartment after hours for muh sunday night football or some other redundant event because alcohol will inevitably be involved and that's when shit hits the fan.

2. Do not sleep with coworkers. Do not date coworkers. I know 99% of our parents met stocking shelves at shitty supermarkets, but that era is over. It's important to understand women aren't actually the problem here, it's HR departments. HR is a "make work" job for diversity hires, which means they spend an ungodly amount of time on remedial tasks like expanding workplace harassment policy documents to multi-page novellas using language they *think* is intelligent and will get them a pat on the head from superiors, but instead accidentally create an orwellian nightmare for me. Women merely follow the rules.

3. Only let your bros know your finances.

4. If you can't avoid giving off the vibe of having money (IE drive a nice car, semi-pro athlete, expensive toys, vacations, whatever), be completely unapproachable when women are around. Do not smile or be flirty with them. Tell jokes with your buds, but don't go seeking attention from women.

5. GET A RECEIPT. If you avoid the above advice and your meat rocket still finds the anal cavity of a starbucks barista with $17.01 in her checking account, you need a receipt. Text her the morning after and say something generic like "it was nice seeing you, can still kinda smell your pefume on my shirt." She will absolutely text you back a message like "haha user, it was fun." Take a screenshot of this and save it in a folder on your PC. Inform one or two of your friends both how to sign onto your PC, as well as the name of this folder and where it is located. When shit hits the fan, this will save you.

This, we need more waterboarding.

Hugh Grant cheated on prime Liz Hurley with a crackwhore. Boys will be boys, innit senpai.

dont embarass or make a mockery of your bosses who make way more money than you

Stop having sex out of wedlock
In fact, stop having sex period

>Thompson has been reported to have earned a total of $1.6 million from publicity related to her arrest with Grant. As a result, she and her manager, partner and father of her children, Alvin C. "Gangsta" Brown, bought a four-bedroom home in Beverly Hills. Thompson has said the money she earned from interviews and endorsements after the 1995 interrupted dalliance has allowed her to put her daughters through private school

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yes, because ladies are dying to have your useless baby

>if you don't believe in aliens you're retarded
I don't believe anything without evidence.

>believes in ayys
>thinks God is a fairy tale
the modern left, ladies and gentlemen

Well it's one or the other.

You don't seriously think you can avoid getting #metoo'd, do you? Women know that shit's an easy way to ruin a career or life. I remember at one old retail job I and like a dozen other people got accused of various incidents by some disgruntled bitch that got fired for trying to start a race war with a customer. The only reason I merely got a talking-to (despite doing literally nothing wrong) was because they'd already cleared like eight people before they got to me and knew she was full of shit.

>You don't seriously think you can avoid getting #metoo'd, do you?
I've never even kissed a woman who isn't my wife

Prove it. Show us the pictures of you not kissing those women.

>buy go pro bodycam
>live stream my life to Twitter 24/7
>?????
>profit

Using indisputable video evidence to prove a woman lied about being raped is literally rape.

I don't think you understand how #metoo works, it's all about accusations and "listen and believe" rhetoric.

raping women should be legal

nah you just need to record everything! ,, record every sexual act you do with females and record every explicit text you have with them also ... if shes not down with recording , then fuck her and move in to the next

based VP

AB is gonna get Giselle AND his Brady's son jesus christ.