/mlb/

URIAS

DADS WIN

CMON SHITSHEK DONT LET ME DOWN

He hit him

for the season? Yeah, but a broke knee cap heals fine, he'll be back by 2020 spring training

OH NO NO NO NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
DA GUBBIES CANT LOSE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>cusb get walked-off

WORTH
EVERY
PENNY!

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>POODRES

OH NOOOOOOOO NOT MY CUBBIE WUBBIES!!!

>three walks in a row
Very nice >cusb

>cusb in charge of throwing strikes
oh no no no this cant be happening cubsbros!

MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

SIDESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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LMAO SCUBA, YOU'RE ABSOLUTE GARBAGE.

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CUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

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Congratulations Dads.
It's hard to blame Cishek, though.
Pads pitchers have been getting those calls and more all night long.
So revise that congratulations to include your umps as well.

seething cubes cuck watching the wild card lead evaporate

Imagine being a shitcongian and staying up this late just to get walked-off

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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COPE
O
P
E

do I have the body of a professional baseball player, bros?

Is it as pathetic as being an Indianite?

It's late night /mlb/... It's time, for a closer look
youtube.com/watch?v=AM7X3bhHwts

>shitcongian
that made me laugh for some stupid reason

>Cusb

Make way for the LOSER train!

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Post again in real measurements and then we'll see.

NONON THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

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What is seriously with cusbfaggots and thinking every ump is out to get them? Are they really this delusional?

OH I'M LAUGHIN' AT THESE CUSBS

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IT'S NOT FAIR
UMPS RIGGED IT
DO OVER DO OVER

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oh these fucking umpdres

fuck you we might be somewhat in the mire but we are still here

REFBALL REFBALL

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PROTEST THE GAME ITS NOT FAIR DA GUBBIES CANT LOSE NO THIS CAN'T HAPPEN
ABORT ABORT
PROTEST AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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very well friend, how about now

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ANOTHER NIGHT KEKED OUT OF CATCHING THE CARDS

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thats it cub bros IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL ROB MANFRED FOR SABOTAGING MY CUBBIES THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE WE CANT LET THE BAD GUYS WIN

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this asshole has no remorse

You know what? You know fucking what? I’m so fucking sick of you taking jabs at one of my best bros wife man. You can hate the Cubs all you want, but now you’ve just gone and pissed me off. If I ever see you in Wrigley Field I’m going to beat your 400 lb ass so hard that you’ll regret all the things you love said about Benjamin Thomas Zobrist.

Sincerely,

Kyle Schwarber

based schwarbro

Shitposters are overrunning /mlb/
commence counter-measures

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brilliant work there user

now they’ll be so pacified by the anime picture they’ll have to masturbate

The superior 2D form always wins

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Ohhhhh man, what a night on Yea Forums the Antonio Brown shit and a top 5 CUSBING of the year.

watch your blood pressure fatty

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Inferior beings are getting mad, continue posting.

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twitter.com/Cubs_Live/status/1170813162087694338
>"I'm so tired of this shit"
They're going to want to resign him and he's gonna see how much of a mess the team is and decline it.

HERE WE GO UMPDRES HERE WE GO

C uckoldry
U mpball
B oystown
S oybeans

Animes should have suggestive fluid on chest

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KYLE THE KEK

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BASED BANTS

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LETS GO UMPDRES CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

Invalids in this thread are pushing their terrible cuckoliding fetish onto others

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As a cubs fan I just want it all to end

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I just can't handle it anymore as a cubs fan

I want to apologize. I knew what I did was wrong but I did it anyway

I have had enough with all this losing, should I just switch to being a White Sox fan?

UMPDRES IN THE BUILDING LET'S GO *CLAP CLAP CLAP*

I accept your apology on behalf of Cubs fans.

I have nothing but remorse as a cubs fan.

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Just spare me a morsel of forgiveness. Its all I ask

>Cubs: 77-67
>Who Sux: 64-80

I'm in Vegas for two days and don't know shit about sports what based ball game should I bet on

Put it all on the umpdres my man!

give me a chance to make things right

Don't even know what this means

these umpdre assholes

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these umpdre wankers

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he has been driven insane.

Please someone just tell me what an "umpdre" even is

Hey much respect to ya spreading the word about schwarbie and his long schwarbombs! you do you!

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what there more of? cusbs and fatsos or anime?

gonna be close

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I profusely apologize for such unthoughtfulness and I am so sorry it came to this. Please accept and forgive me for such horrible post.

the umpdres won tonight... not the padres.. not the umps...the umpdres...

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It's the best team that beats the Cusb all the time.

Just for you

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umpdres

ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY ANIME TIDDIES ANIME PUSY

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>this is the obvious #1 cusbing OFFICIAL point of no return or recovering, can we get 3 more to go with tonight for a solid top 5?

youtube.com/watch?v=jN2Zuz1XZ9c

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youtube.com/watch?v=dN7Gx8blNPU

scuba scuba doo
where are yu?

Darvish has been the best pitcher in the 2nd half.

I'll put this one at 5 and bump tonight to 4

youtube.com/watch?v=FonrypbLbsY

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Umpires are all in for big padre

Fairweather and shitposters content are unoriginal and trite, they are weakened significantly.

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OK the brew bombs is the #2 duo
>if that's your OC you're a great man

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Not enough cleavage to stop me!

UMPDRES UMPDRES

>srucbs

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let's go umpdres let's go *clap clap cumcumcum*

I should have been more original

gogers help us

someone needs to make an animu parody of this illustrious image

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I just want to hold hands with a girl once before i die.

JACKIN IT IN SAN DIEGO
JUST JACKIN IT

easier said than done

>calls others unoriginal
that pic you drew sure looks original!

Neptune is dismayed by your unoriginality /mlb/
Apply yourselves

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skuba kek..!

I'm just a hack\\\\a scumbag/// a stupid asshole\\\I never should have made that video///

Im tired and wana go to bed so I'm putting Juliana at #3 as she's probably in STL getting fucked in all 3 holes right now

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>cusb

Hottest new meme is the Umpdres. It's taken /mlb/ by storm!

on my knees///so sorry/\\

kek umpdres kek..!

these umpdre TOOLBAGS!!!

Go back to Neppit

>UMPDRES KEK UMPDRES...!
This is some sick shit. We need someone to analyze these things

That's a forced meme from Neppit, just ask this guy

Um guys, didn't the "umpdres" lose yesterday?

Guys look at us. What are we doing? We need to have some dignity. The puppetmaster is probably laughing his ass off at us.

SSHHHHHH you'll ruin the narrative!!

The puppermaster is an umpire! all along!

>cusb

ah yes ah yesss dance for me

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OH THIS IS TERROR!!!

kek KEK kek!!!

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Missed a payment obviously.

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>No sports
Why purple anime girl no want us?

Because the Cubs aren't winning. No anime girls wants to deal with a board where the good guys don't win.

Okay, I'm officially monitoring this thread

>The absolute state of redditors on Yea Forums

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DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCK

About time redditfrogfags get thier retribution.

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We knew that already no need to shout. Have a great day anyways Inspector.

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Terrible forgery, apply yourself.
-3/10

Cirno, my queen

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>Cubs bans nazis
>Mods ban nazi frogs
All is right with the world

let's all settle down

cuebs shood win all thee gaems butt theiy no cus of umpball O_0

Kneel before you empress /mlb/

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baka baka baka baka

this is getting out of hand

Why is it shooting out purple stuff?

Please......no mas........i can't take all this cubbie bullying..........i beg you /mlb/, have some mercy....

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Look at him, he's begging

this underscore piece of shit!!

For me it's the Padres. Walkoff walk is sweet.

Something sinister is going on...

We got the lifelongs on the ropes

UMPDRES!!

Looks like discord is here. Why would umps go for a team that is out of the race?

Either discord or cusb idiots or both

umpdres kek umpdres

Getting real tired of these cusb retards crying umpball for every play. I don't even post around here anymore because this trashy general.

Durr hurr UMPDRES KEK umpdres isn't that so funny.
No retard, no one I repeat no one is out to get your team they are just trash HAHA.

Leave the padres out of this

Sorry

umpdres kek!!!

No you aren't stupid fucking idiot.

Seriously you guys are the worst with this shit. Every post in /mlb/ is this:
>sorry
>hm...
>meme team name kek!
>this is scary!
>retard complaining about frogs
>recker
>birds s*i posting
And now this umpdres shit. Seriously you have got to be fucking kidding me with this thing.

How did the whole umpdres thing start anyways?

Fucking discord pieces of crap

Give me one chance I'll treat you like a princess

archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/Umpdres/
There's a group of people around here. They decide the meme of the week and spam it in a coordinated attack against us.

We need anime now more than ever

It was "wheeze" before now it's umpdres. Leave the padres out of this idiots

mm.. wheezeposting... now that takes me back..

What the fuck is even going on? This guy is bouncing around from shitpost to shitpost. Piece of human excrement. Leave the padres out of it. They aren't benefitting from the umps you're just trying to kick them while they're down and you know it.

Chaddies makin' ya seeth?

Oh here we go I almost forgot one!

>mm... Posting.
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA THAT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY XDDDD YOURE SO ORIGINAL XDDD LMAO LOOK AT YOU GO

fucking idiot.

My bad

SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP!!! Post like humans you fucking MONGRELS!

I swear to god this is worse than that idiot that spammed emoji memes for months on end oh my fucking god what has happened to this general???

Finally someone is standing up to those assholes

>Lemme just spam the same thing over and over again it wasn't funny the first ba-jillion times but it definitely will be funny the ba-jillion and 1th time right xDDDDDDSS

>crusbms

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GENNY 8675-309

There's brave and then there's crazy... this asshole is taking on the banter gods themselves... in their house!!!

You're not even being serious. I know about that stupid "role call" you have with your BF to shit up the general
No one calls this the "genny"...nobody.
Get a new image you retard.
SHUT.THE.FUCK.UP!!!

Seven teams have been eliminated from playoff contention in the American League

One team has been eliminated from playoff contention in the National League

The genny is under siege

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GENNY GENNY

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stale fucking meme

Brewersfag here. We were going to win it all this year. Now everything is ruined. Fuck kneecaps and fuck the Cusb.

Dogpile this asshole

HAHAHHAAHAH I GET IT LMAO YOU SAID "GENNY" WHICH CLEARLY NOBODY USES!! LET ME PUT A LAUGHING EMOJI TO PORTRAY HOW FUNNY I THINK I AM! I DON'T EVEN CARE IF I DON'T USE IT PROPERLY XDDDDD

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Another stupid fucking meme that was created by some spamming idiot

we need the Robin Yount >cusb copypasta asap

A once in a generation fighting spirit. An unbreakable will... the genny is saved

Come up with something new for crying out loud. And maybe consider making that "new" thing some ACTUAL baseball discussion for fucks sake

this guy is seething out of his socks

>fighting spirit
Bruh I'm literally only saying to stop being idiots. What the fuck is wrong with you people?

An apex preator to flush out the rats

this guy is ranting drunk on a Wednesday morning

IRONIC HUMOR KEK LMAO IRONIC HUMOR HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH HES AN APEX PREDATOR XDDD

you are a fuckin RETARD!!

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I just care about the fucking discussion on this general bro

Describes most of these "posters" to a fucking tee. Everything is a fucking joke to them. You ask about a player or team and they respond with stupid egregious memes. It isn't funny

they’re trying to build a prison...

I hope you fucking die

My bad

We need a filter for "my bad" and "sorry." Not even worth a fucking (you) but it is worth a fuck you

I apologize

Umpdres takeover

Alright. That's the last straw. I've had it. Have it your way idiots. You win. I'm done here. Enjoy your cesspit of le irony. Stupid shitheads.

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The genny weathers another storm

Yea Forumsstros

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Big nep

James Shields lol

Wake up /mlb/

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>Reigning NL MVP Christian Yelich fractured kneecap
>Reigning NL MVP Christian Yelich
Are we giving MVPs to literal whos now? Is this how far the MLB has fallen?

Umpres make ya seethe?

>politics
>even nep-Yea Forums is dying a slow death to hysterical incels

Good morning, lads.

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Nice calls last night. How much tip did you leave them?

I have no idea what you're talking about, Cubsbro.

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>yelich is a literal who

I checked with my fellow Yankees fans in Manhattan today and none of them knew who he was. And be honest you didn't either until this year.

this threads gone off the rails!

Must be living under a rock to forget that yelich played with the marlins when stanton was still relevant lmao

Stanton still has more WAR than your favorite players.

Were the victims of 9/11 mostly met fans or yankee fans?

Reminder that 9/11 babies turned legal today and they're all younger than the PlayStation 2

so if you're a zoomer do YOU have 27 rings? because the yankees have only won 1 series in the last 10 years, which is still more than the dodgers and mets

>obsessively hate on Harper
>can't stop thinking about that sexy bunt single from a week back

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MOOOOOOOODS THE FROG IS POSTING PORN

For me, it's watching the cusbs postseason hopes die with each passing day.

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For me, it's the umpdres.

ok but would you rather they miss the postseason or they do some stupid cusb shit so that we can laugh at them

>his favorite team hasn't clinched the division yet

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Umpdre asshole

>just going to choke the season away again
lol

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the cubs should have been able to win this road trip and they could at best hope to go .500 now on a 8 game roadtrip. If they lose this series to the padres then they are missing the playoffs. But, the cubs get to play the pirates and resd for their next 6. oh gee

CRUSMBS

わたしのめつですよね

i'm pretty bummed Yelich is dead bros. not a brewer fan, just a fan of the game. sad day for baseball.

I am pissed cause now everyone is gonna say that he got hurt when bellingod takes MVP

You mean Pete Alonso takes MVP.

>other teams 7-9th place hitters
>.250+ avg, 15+ HRs, .750+ OPS

>my teams 7-9th place hitters
>

Yelich should win the MVP anyway even though he got hurt

that's very low. either tigres or marlels, right?

How is there such a big talent misalignment that number 9 hitters on some teams could very well be number 1 hitters on some other teams? Why would this be allowed?

Oh you can die now asshole

How will the umpdres win today? Blown safe call at third?

pete isnt getting MVP. He deserves rookie of the year but someone like rendon deserves MVP for that fucking slash he is putting up. Whoever gets him in free agency is getting a really good ball player

Umpdres keep benefitting
Rest of the league keeps suffering

?
padres arent even going anywhere this season

Just ignore the delusional Cubs trannies forcing their discord memes

This. One of them even admitted to being a tranny a week or so ago.

players want money and titles. some teams are currently not providing the possibility of either of those. others are providing the possibility of both. most good players go to the teams that pay them and provide them the opportunity to win the title.
it's not fair, but it's easy to see how it comes about

Umpdres ugh

Not rest of the league. Only the cusb.

I saw the video of the walkoff walk. All of the balls were well off the plate. How is that umpball? How does this make Cubs fans mad enough to spam umpdres? You couldn't even argue a single pitch as being borderline?

Shhhh stop ruining th narrative that Cishek did nothing wrong and the umps were out to get him!

These umpdres keep boiling my beehives

Wild card race update
AL remains the same, indians are just .5 games behind oakland for the 2nd spot
NL has the brewers 1 game back, phillies 2.0 games back, D-backs 2.5 back and the mets 3 back. This is gonna be one fun final day of the season if the cubs keep falling apart
cubs fans are now caring more that their football team has a bad QB as well because they lost to green bay. They're eternally BTFO

UMPDRE ASSHOLE!!

>

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haha wouldnt it be funny if we had all this talent and missed the playoffs

Those looked much more clear cut on video.

Tony Kemp's last at bat

So how do the brewers recover from this? Who do they have in their farm system that's good enough to remotely replace some of the production from yelich

they actually dont. The insane thing is that the brewers have a terrible farm and so do the brewers. They still will finish above .500 but miss playoffs

2spooky4me

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What does it mean?

Philly isnt making it their schedule is too tough so it's between the mest and cusb

I dont think the mets do it. The fanbase is pretty much demoralized after the shit that happened a week ago. I'll watch this team still, but it feels better to watch them win and get more than last season, instead of make the wild card and diaz blows a game

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>EPSTEIN'S LIVING ROOM.jpg
wat

Didn't Bruce Bochy have the exact same stat? What the fuck?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_Bochy

happy 9/11 :) twins!

my philshits will actually make the playoffs, but completely get rolled over in the WC game just to hurt me a little more.

wtf... what the f is so f'ing happy about that?

CUSB FAN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARE WE OUT YET!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO CUBBIE WUBBIE SCOOBIES!!!!

Typical Minisomalia

astros desu

Good knowledge. Before yesterday's win, Bochy's career managerial record (regular season, including time managing the Padres) matched his career start and end dates: 1995-2019

How do you know bochy careers ends in 2019?

...

Before the season started, he announced he would be retiring this year.

How is /mlb/ so fucking dead?
Why is /hoc/ superior in every single way?

Because there's an interesting race for the NL wild card and NHL season hasn't started yet.

Wait.

Hiura coming off the IL will help

He should retire right now with that W-L total.

my umpdres

How will they win tonight?

>To be fair to Cishek he got some terrible ball calls from the ump which should have been strikes #EverybodyIn

Why by paying off the umpires of course

Keep laughing at the umpdres but how do you refute this?

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Umpdres on the prowl

Let's just keep this fair and objective. Cishek deserved a FEW of those calls. He was calling those all game. I'm just being honest and impartial. These are the facts and the data supports this... #EverybodyInMyAss

why the fuck are you complaining about a game you should've won? Those were balls. Move the fuck on

youtube.com/watch?v=zzz-89zhqsk

Umpdres takeover

Oh shit guys I think Cubs fans actually have a point this time. It actually makes sense, walkoff walks are rare and usually only occur when the ump isn't giving the pitcher any leway. Just how much did the Dads pay those umps for calls like that?

Kill the umpdres.

man chicago must really be seething today

Why is this allowed?

I'll turn my attention to this new evidence

They always have some weird persecution complex about umpires no matter who or when it is. Remember the NLDS vs the Dodgers?

>lifelongs losing sleep over past games

I love this

i think they played in the NLCS because there wasnt a dodgers cubs DS in recent memory. and was this 2016 or 2017? If so, jesus christ move on

umpdres ugh

>cusb lifelong asking someone to get over it when they can't do the same

This is gold

I meant NLCS.

you umpdre asshole

not the cubs lifelong, but this is just stupid to rant on about. You lost a game, you couldnt get the outs. Move on, cope, and have sex

nyy v det gamethread

2008

My umpdres

Why does Bucknor have a job?

CB Bucknor... employed by the San Diego Padres.

President of Baseball Operations CB Bucknor

SD Bucknor

CB Radio Bucknor.

Oh that CB Bucknor really knows how to trigger us cubbie fans

The first clip in that video is the Blue Jays.

Wait is he two timing the umpdres?

But they did get the out?
See a strikeout right here.

theyre balls jim

Name's Al not Jim and they are borderline and got called for the Padres.

Jim suspected to be in a boil and quake

wtf i love CB Bucknor now

kek scuba

CB Basednor

Scuba lok

>MEETS

Texas Rangers, haha :)

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What do you have against the berds?

I would like to make a request, please. I would like for the Yankees and the Dodgers to cease vying for the world series. Thank you.

Why don't you faggot lifelongs at least accuse Bucknor of being on the Cardinals' payroll, or any of the other 2nd WC contender teams to prop up the padres. Nope it's the eliminated team that cares about these late season wins!

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Your request is duly noted and will be passed along to the aforementioned parties.

these fucking umpinals...

Example?

For me, it's the one-time september 10th champs the San Diego Umpdres

When's the parade?

Where do the Summertime Lovers fit into this scandal? Did they promise to treat Bucknor like a princess?

No but they are asking if they're supposed to be dancing.

Dallas Kike lel

Allow me to skuba kek

Scuba Steve

Permission denied.

Just passing through. Please let me by with a scuba kek.

>wobby way

Arizona what the fuck is your problem?

>cusb

Just passing through. Giving a scuba kek like it or not

>>recker
recker?

I'm gonna try to squeeze through here with my scuba kek

as a cubs fan i regret every decision i've ever made and wish i was never born

Because cubs. Literally if they miss the postseason they’ll go to /nfl/ and just spam green gay because they like that also

baseball fans are all rural retards that watch against their own best interests

>gaysconsin
ohhh noooooooo

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this guy's asking for trouble

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Who /hatesthefuckingyankeestillthedayidie/ here?

this asshole is mocking us

as a cubs fan I wish I had a real vagina like the other girls instead of this ugly penis

i never shouldve taken the pills

Dude you ok?

Maybe if you could beat the brewers in a 4 game stand more than once you could be more comfortable in that wild card spot eh?

Who are the princesses of baseball?

maybe you shuold just shut the fuck up

I know batting average really doesn't matter, but I especially want Tim Anderson to win it. He has a low walk rate, but he has the second best BABIP in the league, so he can rip it.

maybe you should make me bitch

>batting average really doesn't matter
it does

>Mets
We going to the playoffs

no. Hold your horses

Who can stop us?

Cubs are blocked. Scuba kek passersby may pass GO and collect $200.

t. Cubs-Blocker "CB" Bucknor, Plate Umpdre

youtube.com/watch?v=QnQo74sWY5Y

anyone with that bullpen. again, I want to focus on next season. Getting at least to 83 wins would be nice

>todd frazier has 6 RBI's in two games
thanks arizona! now hes gonna be shit still!

Frankly, I don't think JD Martinez has that "swagger" you look for on the Chicago White Sox.

>the absolute state of Arizona

Andrelton Simmons is going to happen.

why do the Japaneses like Trout so much?

is it simply because hes the best player in the game right now?

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Probably. They love the sport, so why wouldn't they love the best player of it?

He's the best player in the game who also happens to play for the same team as Ohtani, so they get to watch him.

How convenient.

the trout is the most sacred of fish to the japanese people

in the shinto religion, the trout represents purity and power, so many japanese worship Mike Trout as the real world embodiment of that holy fish

>why do the Japaneses like Trout so much?
Speaking of the Japanese, where is Asian Baseball Guy? I miss him.

reminder NPB blew out MLB last year

You sure you're not thinking of koi / carp?

No, I'm sure I was just memeing and you're a fucking retard for thinking I was being serious.

a real mlb all star team would booty blast those niplets

and USA blew out Japan in 1945 what’s your point

No true scotsman fallacy!

What does that have to do with baseball?

BIRDs

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These oreos are a tough wew

2B Nick Madrigal
3B Yoan Moncada
1B Jose Abreu
DH JD Martinez
LF Eloy Jimenez
SS Tim Anderson
RF Yasiel Puig
C James McCann
CF Luis Robert

SP Gerrit Cole
SP Lucas Giolito
SP Michael Kopech
SP Reynaldo Lopez
SP Dylan Cease

It's over for the Comedy Central.

wow gerrit cole coming to the white sox? That wont happen

>rays
>2 pitching changes in the first inning

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he's dead

>start watching game at 2-0
>it's now 2-7
just fuck my team up

>Cole
Not happening.
>Martinez
I can see the whos overbidding and landing a 32 year old DH
>Puig
Not even good. Should trade for Calhoun.

Have you not heard of their advanced saber metrics?

The opener meme is the stupidest shit I've seen in baseball since forever. Took my dad to a Yankees-Rays game this summer and Ryne Stanek "opened" for them, and when I told my dad why they were taking their starter out in the 2nd inning, he flew into a boomer rage the likes of which haven't been seen since they cancelled Matlock.

>losepez

your father may be an autist

i have. crazy stuff.

>41 minutes of playtime in the first inning alone

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the opener is a thing that makes you look like a genius when it works out and a fucking retard when it blows up. I like its existence, fuck the people that scream over anyone ever try to innovate something in roster handling strategy

>rays have now made it 7-3 on two consecutive doubles
this game has a risk of becoming ebin

>madribust
>bustcada
>oldbreu
>OLD Maritinez
>Ebust
>Anderbust
>Yasold pig
>McBust
>Robust

>Cold
>Bustolito
>Kobust
>Lobust
>Cebust

now 7-4 on 3.
gonna be a game to watch.

the fucking rays are a weird ass team anyway. D'arnaud has become a good first baseman and zunino hasnt done bad as a catcher there. They might as well host that wild card game lel
White sox dont look bad though. Jimenez and moncada will be studs and I think they can be a good ballclub. Just fucking stop being mediocre or get a better hitting coach like kevin long

wowwwweeeee omg i sure do love boreball now!!!!!1111

deGrom cock block

I really don't want to see the team spend 220 million and miss the playoffs.

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jfc doyers

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they only even got d'arnaud because all of the catchers kept getting hurt
now they've got him there, first, and dh

Fuckin doyers. Oh well let the shit people get their reps while they can

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well travis was always a better first baseman. Catching he can do okay at, but hes better at 1st or DH lmao. Still miss this
youtu.be/49naw2vkT50

Wow the Dodgers are dominant

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holy kek rags

>rays have now tied the game on a 3-run homer
now THIS is ebin

Do you think the Rays and the Rangers got together and were like "yeah, lets both put in our worst pitchers tonight. gonna be great."
"okay, yeah, love you too"

Better catcher: D’arnaud or Recker? Please provide a reason for your answer.

Welllll

>taking kuechel out while hot
Why is snit so shit

>familia

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2B Whit Merrifield
3B Anthony Rendon
1B Jose Abreu
DH Josh Donaldson
LF Marcell Ozuna
SS Didi Gregorious
RF Jorge Soler
C Yasmani Grandal
CF Ender Inciarte

SP Gerrit Cole
SP Steven Strasburg
SP Dallas Keuchel
SP Zack Wheeler
SP Madison Bumgarner

Literally who can stop the 2020 Kansas City Royals?

>hillbilly team will sign everyone

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he threw 97 pitches you mongoloid

And he can throw another 90

I don't think that roster can finish above .500 with that bum at second base.

kek doggie doos oh kek

not to mention the extra 120 runs allowed a season due to passed ball grandal

> who can stop the 2020 Kansas City Royals?
reality

guys Chris Martin just threw a 9 pitch, 3 strikeout inning

>the scroll is 50% football, 50% apehoop
>graphic about other sport is completely wrong
>only other thing on the screen is an advertisement for their subscription service
it's the perfect encapsulation of modern day espn

royals!

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did absolutely nothing to contribute. You fucks arent even getting 200 and 1/4th is from soler lmao

>yaks and twisn likely to acount for nearly 10% of the total home runs
>not a single yak or twisn on the picture
lmao

Imagine a poster about home runs having the players who have hit the most home runs on it. Crazy.

JUICED

Bellinger really is about to have his final average under .300

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Better Anthony: Rizzo, Rendon or Recker? Please provide a reason for your answer.

2HRs for Moose on his Bday

Rizzo definitely.

the letter z is worth a lot of points, especially if you can hit it with a triple letter score, so it's an easy win

>mets finish with 9 runs and 11 hits on 9/11
nice

manfred will probably wank all night to this

Keith, Gary, and Ron are bored
>talking about Keith’s pencil sharpener so he can fill out his scorecard

thats what they do though, and I love them. the seinfeld night where jerry talked for half an inning was great, and he even talked about harvey since he was at game 5

>Rizzo definitely.
Why not Rendon or Recker?

Goddammit come on greene

despite being longer words, they just aren't worth that many points. With Rizzo you have the back to back "Z"s which are I think worth 10 points each just by themselves. And being back to back makes it easier for you to slide them onto multipliers

Based swanson
Fuck you harper

BREWERS WIN BREWERS WIN

>despite being longer words, they just aren't worth that many points. With Rizzo you have the back to back "Z"s which are I think worth 10 points each just by themselves. And being back to back makes it easier for you to slide them onto multipliers
A most based and logical response. THIS is the type of content I signed up for when I joined 4channel. Thank you.

How are my Jews this season?

It's also retarded. You can't use proper nouns in Scrabble. Everyone knows that. You get zero points for all three of these words, because they don't fucking count.

i dont care about winning i just want yelich :(

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it's all theoretical you fun hating cunt. Scrabble scores was the only way I could imagine comparing them because they all suck equally

>9 runs, 11 hits

ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Confirmed rigged

Nice

>mest did 9/11

SPOOPY

Nice win for the mets. I have no idea they want to try and play again after that phillies series, but here we are. 2 1/2 weeks left in september. Not making it, but getting to at least 81+ wins is nice at least

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HARPER GUNS ANOTHER!

Time to walk-off the barves

This is the illies. Theyll find a way to fuck it up

dads pls

>It's also retarded. You can't use proper nouns in Scrabble. Everyone knows that. You get zero points for all three of these words, because they don't fucking count.
Then which one - Rizzo, Rendon, or Recker? Provide the basis for your choice.

He’s already gone fren. Let him go.

Phillies going to lose, Cubs going to lose. Mets moving up!

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give your hopes up kid. This team isnt going anywhere even if they make the playoffs. Just take the above .500 season and move on

lmao if the brewers somehow sneak in
that would be peak cusb

If the brewers made it in down fucking yelich, then its a testament to their lineup.

DO IT FOR YELI

Angel must be behind the plate

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Ump ball

>Time to walk-off the barves

Oh shit it's happening...

I'm thinking the dbacks sneak in

*Ahem* double play

Rolling for this

Who has the best curves (including slurves) in baseball?

Shit that was close

what a snag

Holy shit nice catch

Seth "Spin Rate" Lugo

Ted Barron is a shitty ump

Illies hit 2 home but get greedy and out to continue the game

Hahahaha DONALD SON

UMPDRES

thanks barves

Who are you?

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Based dolanson

Bringer of da rain!

And the THUNDER

another snag uwu

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W

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Br/a/ves win!

cubbies

Hey you. Yeah you, the Yankees fan. FUCK, YOU!

...you're welcome but not warmly

me?

Something something bryce harper
Something something anchor contract
Something something lillies

Magic number down to 8
3 games out of el gay

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>hasn't clinched their division yet

What a garbage team

>plays in a shit division
>proud of choking the 3rd year in a row

>magic number: 8

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>his division has multiple teams under .500

uh oh, looks like we have a schedule babby over here!

look at this babby team's easy baby schedule!!!

Would you ever fuck a player instead of a woman? Who would it be and why?

Based

Take your faggotry and get out

>there are teams that personally attacked the 9/11 victims of the greatest tragedy in human history by losing a baseball game

Yeah, (you)!

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skankees

why does this fucker look SO smug?

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babu doyers kek babu doyers!

Lol doggie doos

Yea Forumsstros

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I think I'll neck myself soon hahah new thread????

Is it, dare I say, our year?

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There are only two people left on earth other than you - Emma Stone and Anthony Recker, catcher. Who do you fuck and why (your hand and death are not options)?

...

wouldnt you be smug if you were going god mode at 23 in the juiced ball era?

See
Emma stone

MMMmmmmm.... good ole kek n wheeze...

>cusb

>Dbacks 7 hits
>Mets 11 hits
Convenience store confirmed, anons make your Slurpee runs now