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Hunto will always be my boy
Based
*Wins the rematch and the story again*
Hey Faggots,
My nameh is Amanda and I heichi every single one of you. All of you are fat, hetarded, weak, no-lifes who spend every second of their day posting about "friggin bears dude" and "your second favorich female fycher". You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pusy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to scat porn.
Don't be stranger. Just hich me with your beschy shot. I'm pretty much perfectch. I am DOUBLE U effa c champion, have defended chree times and walky off KO'd a man. What sports do you play, other than "making Dane a Wych think you should be CM Punk's next opponent"? I also get performance of the nighch bonuses, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just ate me out; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch!
When is he coming back, whos next for him???
alright THIS is based
That nigga on the left got smoked by 95 year old Shogun
Nina is such a cutie
>Gets wresltefucked by Bork Lesnar
Based.
based indeed mate
Yeah Tyson Pedro looked good at the start of his UFC career. But nigga has lost 2 fights he really should of won. NIGGA was killing the black guy OSP then got submitted cause he decided to clinch. REEEEEEEE
cucky bless you lads
If only Brock didnt try to Khabib him . . .
Hello, police? I need to report my boy as missing. He was here one second and gone the next. I don't know where he is.
BASED KEYBOARD WARRIOR HUNT EDITION
>Loses to Big Titty Willis in Australia
Based
In many ways he won the first fight.
Haha no one wants to fight that eye poking nigga, being set him up with that jackie chan jing a ling bloke.
pic related
wrestling is GAY BRO why doesnt he just stand and STRIKE with khabib and masvidal and diaz!!!!!!
People like to shit on hunto but he's 45 and still fighting, not to mention he makes 750k a fight so who is the real loser.
Lol that nigga was running the whole time then got scared of fat nigga eshay lad Tai then got cut from UFC. WESTERN SYDNEY seems like the worst of Australia
He retired cazzie. His last fight was him losing in Australia to big titty Willis, a guy who got cut by the ufc for being too fat. Now he has a losing record in mma.
Is he going to Rizin?
Nah not retired, said he wants to fight in other organisations. Probs stream it on his Twitch Channel
You think he cared about losing? dude makes more in 1 fight then you have made your entire life.
Sorry Bumstin Gaetkeep. You've been flushed for the last time.
Nah based hunto will probably just chill and stream on twitch and play video games for the rest of his life, he's done his time and probably lives pretty happily.
>Brazil
>civil
Based shitting on dumb cunt yankee
Just a roid gut m8
Hunto is a zoomer living in a boomer's body
In what will does Cowgay win against Justin considering he crumples against any kind of pressure fighter and Justin is all pressure all the time.
Why do people hype up Canboy?
Cowboy biggest choker in the game, Justin kills him then he fights Dustin or Conor or Dusitn fights Conor.
>What if we made people fight for the baddest motherfucker title and then gave them a belt and we got The Rock (c)(tm) to wrap it around the winners waist and they said their catchphrase and then smoked weed afterwards
Because he fights 4-5 times a year and his been in the league forever. Always chokes in fights that matter though. Like title eliminators or title fights.
>Justin is all pressure all the time.
Not really. Cerrone handled Tony's pressure without getting hurt, and Tony has about ten times the volume of Justin. Cerrone will easily stun Justin with his sharp jab each and every time he comes in.
>In what will does Cowgay win
Shred the body just like Eddie did. Knees and body kicks are Cerrone's bread and butter. Maybe starch him with a swift Silva-esque front kick right up the middle to split his guard and crack his chin. Ez.
I welcome the wojak anti cringe posters.
Me foot was a blue helium-filled mylar birthday balloon with multicolour text that read "IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!" in all caps and it cost me $4.99 + tax at party city
>le dad cerrone xD
>I-it's just business
Based take. Good to know Hunt only fights for the money like Conor and I'm glad you're happy he'll make more than you ever will for losing in your country to a fatass American.
0 out of 10
I literally don't care about your opinion at all
>'m glad you're happy he'll make more than you ever will for losing in your country to a fatass American.
YIKES SENPAI, and he said "ITS JUST KISSES!" reeeeeeeee
classic cope
pontificate the aroma of her oriental orifices
>SENPAI
First day here?
Bobby sounds shook
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Like I said your opinion doesn't matter to me so I don't know why you are still replying to me. Go on about your business.
Nah senpai
No thanks
Go. Now. Stop talking to me before I actually get angry. I'm fucking serious faggot.
If you were half way to 50 and had been fighting at the top for decades then you would have no problem checking a 750k check for coasting against bums.
No one has cared about huntos results for years now and no one had expectations, just happy to see him happy.
I dunno about that senpai gaethje has an absurd strike rate and volume
>Cerrone handled Tony's pressure without getting hurt
Wut? Cerrone has never handled pressure fighters well ever.
>NO TONY NO DARCE PLS NO AAAAAGGGGHHHHHH
kek
>Half way to 50
Does half mean something different in Australia? Half of 50 in America is 25.
BASED KEBAB NUTS IN HIS TOWEL JUST LIKE ME
I JUST HAVENT COMMITTED FULLY YET
Wtf thats based. Youre a fuckin nerd if you couldnt appreciate that happening.
Hey Infidels,
My name is Khabib, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever performed any suicide bombings? I mean, I guess it’s fun shooting random innocents in the streets for Allah, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of Clawja.
Don’t be an American. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of Al Quaeda, and starter on my Sambo team. What sports do you play, other than “Canor McGregor Won The 3rd Round”? I also get undefeated fighting streaks, and have a banging hot 12 year old girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all infidels who should just kill yourselves in a horrible bombing. Thanks for listening. Inshallah.
me and my brother used to throw rocks at each other to see would be The All-Time-King-Of-The-World, a Bad-Mother-Fucker-Belt sounds way better than that and these guys don't even have to get hit with rocks by their older brother
Imagine actually tyoing that up, holy shit mate. Im done for the day.
Are you me?! Back in 1997 when I was like 12 we used to play in our neighborhood and have wars with rocks. Serious... we used to throw rocks at each other as outdoor games. On the 4th of July and the weeks leading up to it we would have roman candlestick wars and bottle rockets aimed at each other from across the street.
lads will 243 actually sell 53k tickets? They already passed 40k+.
BOSTON ERA
>what is copy pasta?
Go to sleep, I'm sure the petrol is kicking in that's why you're falling asleep.
Jaamil Masvidullah took a Saudi sheikh style shit down Asskren's throat
Hey Homos,
My name is Tony, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are slow-in-the-mind, naive, spergs who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass MMA YouTube videos. You are everything bad in Chadville. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any hanky-panky? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of autistic virgins with rage because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of Mackenzie Dern.
Don't be a jerkoff. Just hit me with your best zapbolt. I'm that type of guy who is pretty much perfect. I was the creator of the all original back-spinning elbows, defend or vacate memes, and D'Arce chokes in 10th Planet Jiu Jitsu. What sports do you play, other than "/Heem/ Predicts UFC PPVs"? I also get tons of bitches, My favorite ninja turtle is Michaelangelo, And I have a banging hot gal pal (She just blew me; Shit was ZAPPED to the extreme). You are all dang dirty trolls who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Champ shit only!
Pic Related: It's me and my sweetheart built from the ground up.
Honestly surpised there are actually 40k fight fans in all of Australia let alone big enough fans to pay for tickets.
Someone still had to type it you harebrained mong
They already broke the current attendance record. Would be cool to see a full stadium
>Imagine actually tyoing that up, holy shit mate. Im done for the day.
You said it to me. Clearly you wanted me to take credit for typing that but that didn't work because you're retarded.
Glad it backfired! Go to sleep.
I don't think I'm you but anything's possible
You're deluded
3 piece and a soda
I'm not sure how I am alive childhoods back then made or broke you. Kids these days wouldn't last.
Stop replying to me, faggot.
Wanna give /heem/ a shout out in my post fight victory speech, what should I say, boys?
heem everyone... even yourself!
I'm just happy to have a mexican middleweight champion
What if masvidal said he's gonna give nate the three piece and a soda and then nate said im not surprised motherfucker that would be f*ckin hella badass
Based
Heeminder that Lombard is an aussie
Colby told Chael he's trying to make his fight with Usman happen on the December Washington DC card. I live in DC and was planning to attend this card, my first ever in person. I was disappointed my first show and the only interesting thing it had was Claudia Gadelha's brap. Colby is the gift that keeps giving if he makes DC happen
kek based Mexican poster
duudeeeeeeeeeeeee that's like their catchphrases and stuffffffff
wwwwwwwwew
Can anyone fill me in on what happened with Schlob outing Rogan for cheating?
>Born in Cuba
>Lives in Florida
Some Aussie
hell yeah it would be
and then Nate's gonna give that guy the stockton slap
Just squat in the post fight victory and make rogan squat too
Can you fucks post about something besides Nate and Masvidal?
Oi cunt come down to Penrith plaza maccas and square up
>Cerrone handled Tony's pressure without getting hurt
kek
I can talk bout how I porked ur momma last night lmao
>$4.99 + tax
why do americans not include tax in the price?
>you now remember Joe calling Kevin Lee "tony" in the post-fight interview
PJ Benn
bro
>Your mom jokes
It's not 2006 anymore boomer
>I'm going to show everyone I'm not a cazzie by posting about Diaz and Masvidal non-stop haha so based and epic
Damn I really thought Jones would fight Stipe
>uses the word "cazzie"
As a lifelong American I can tell you without a doubt the vast majority of us would buy an inferior product for 4.99 over a superior one for 5.00 cuz "it's cheaper"
Cuck cucking a bull, this is a WWE tier reversal
you guys are just joking when you say Joanna isn't a d-d-d-dime-piece right?
There's no way they sell out with this garbage card. Just look at it.
What did they already announce his next fight or something?
>STOP TALKING ABOUT MASDIVAL AND NATE RIGHT NOW.
>Iaquinta vs Hooker as the co-main
Somehow a worse co-main than Felder Barboza was
> masvidal claims only colby had a problem with woodley
Is he forgetting Hector Lombard???
Colby + Hector = new tag team
Hector needs to go back to welterweight. he has one fluke loss there (magny fight should have been stopped in the first) and beat everybody else.
Nate and Masvidal are so based because they're fighting for the bad motherfucker belt am I rite?
mcgregor sounds cringe but still... poor dustin
ko'd again by conor and the fight hasn't even happened
Why did he represent Cuba during his entire judo career though?
>Nadia Kassem
Means I will be watching this card alone with no pants on
Hector can't make 170 dude he's fucking massive hahaha especially now that he's 41. If he could have reliably made 170 he would have fought there longer.
>poor Dustin
Nah he deserves that.
Jan is fighting Jacare and Ariel said Jones isn't fighting again this year
That was actually based
Gooby made him verbally tap out
P4P king of cringe. Triple C has nothing on Goobs
Can't wait to see how mad the zoomers are going to be when Volkanovski boringly presses Max up against the cage for 25 minutes and wins.
Will he kill himself after this?
Because he only started living in Australia in 2000 after he went there for the Sydney Olympics in 2000 and decided it was too based to leave and go back to Cuba. He was done with judo a couple of years later, but it takes some years before you can become an Australian citizen and compete for Australia.
>he doesn't rate Al or hooker
Cazzie detected
He's a millionaire and his wife is thicc as hell
It's tough but he can do it, he just decided after the magny fight that he got too tired and blamed it on the weight cut
>he rates either of them
that's a fun fight but they are both cans
Damn what the fuck then why did Jon tweet he was going to fight soon? Could it be a January fight?
>Damn what the fuck then why did Jon tweet he was going to fight soon?
because he's insane
>Jan fighting Jacare
Jan is about to flush that turd
Did you see Hooker vs Barboza or Al vs Cowboy?
>Did you see Hooker vs Barboza
fluke
end it with ''heem day forever''
Hooker will be the second kiwi champ after Bobby Knucks.
Does slinging dick slang for youre into black guys
happy heem day
> Australia's own dan hooker will be champion
Correct
>JONES AGAINST MUGUMBA, DATS DA FAKIN SEED
>OH YOU THINK HE JUST TAKES DOG DROPS AND (((THEY))) LET IT SLIDE? LET ME TELL YA SOMETHING JOYROGEN, WHEN I WAS IN JAIL THEY DIDN'T LET ME DO NAFFIN YOUKNOAMSAIN'?
>FUCKING MUGUMBO OR WHATEVA DA FUCK GOT HIS SOUL CRUSHED BY THAT BLACK MUTHAFUCKA THAT DIDN'T THROW A SINGLE PUNCH? AND NOW THAT GUY GOT DROPPED BY DOS FUCKING SANTOS? DOS SANTOS HAS BEEN IN PERENAESE DANCING WITH THE STARS AND FUCKING TRANNIES UP THE ASS, THOSE ASSES SMELL TREMENDOUS...
>THEY DON'T GIVE A FUCK, IT'S ALL A FUCKING ACT AND ALL YOU BUYING IT, JD FUCKING S, BONES GONNA TAKE A DIVE, MUGUMBO GONNA BE THE BIGGEST FUCKING THING NOW DAT MCGREGA IS OUT. AND THEY WILL HAVE THE WHOLE FUCKING HW DIVISION STACKED. LIKE MY POCKETS IN 1993, JOYROGEN. IT'S GONNA BE STRIKEFORCE HW HIGHLAITS EVERYBODY IS KOing EVERYBODY ALL OVA AGAIN. STIPE, MUGUMBO, JONES, DC, JDS, VOLKOV, BLAYDES! HEADS BE FLYING OUT OF FUCKING ARENA LIKE LEE FLIES INTO SPACE WHEN I GIVE HIM STAR OF DEATH. THEY WILL CLOSE LHW, NO ONE WOULD GIVE A FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHA
>OH MAN I JUST HAD A PANICK ATTACK
100% shook. Also, what a terrible studio, looks like a job interview, put of a picture on wall or something fucking hell
so will conor just ignore every fight and just demand the khabib rematch?
Based and Cocopilled
he will get his rematch after the tony fight, he just needs to wait
Is there an official /heem/™ p4p cut baby rankings?
Khabib
Max
Poosman
Jon roid jones
i don't believe it!
Reminder
>Conor, we can't have a non championship fight as a main event anymore
>*Books Masvidal vs Diaz as MSG main event*
Dana has the higher grounds
Kevin Lee redemption arc starts now
Tony
Cowboy at 155
Conor at 145
Vick at 155
Corey Sandhagen
Another can bites the dust
This is a great fight, but I thought Kevin Pee wanted to stay at welterweight.
Gregor 50-40s him
>Jon
Kek
Lee is low IQ. Take an easy fight for once you dumb nigga.
>Struggles against RDA at ww
Lee belongs in the loo
Would be a based fight. The card would end up really stacked if this fight goes on there.
I'd honestly fuckin love if this happened so all the cringe max fans will shut the fuck up, remember when people were saying he was gonna beat khabib before the poorier fight? bet they feel fuckin stupid now
Max vs Volkanovski will be like Max vs Edgar. Max is the king of featherweight. He's so good at featherweight you have to talk about him losing at lightweight to cope.
For sure it worked so well for Frankie
JUST DO THE DAM THINGXDDD
IT IS WHAT IT IS XDDD
Frankie is no where near as strong as Volkanovski
max is the prince of cutbabby featherweights and mcgregor is the king of cutbabby featherweights
max gets btfo by people his size because his pillowfisted volume doesn't work on regular sized people
And Volkanovski doesn't even need to get takedowns, just watch the Aldo fight
Dustin is a bitch but seriously this is dude is straight up twacked. "#NicCage"? "McGregor is the Goal!" How warped is his sense of reality?
McGregor can't be the king he left his throne. Max beat Aldo twice and stopped all the Ortega hype. McGregor would never dare fight Max again he was lucky to fight him while Max was still a kid.
Volkanovski is a can
I unironically feel like Conor would lose to anyone in the top ten if he came back in 2020.
What? Frankie is very strong. He was the lightweight champ with zero weight cutting. Look at what he did to Yair. Either way the problem for Volkanovski will be closing distance, same problem for Edgar. Manlets never learn.
reminder aldo lost in brazil because he chose to point fight in the center of the ring
>Flushed by Poopier at lw
I'll be honest, I don't know what the fuck he meant by "#NicCage" and "#AJolie". Is he talking about the celebrities? Those hashtags ruined the whole thing for me.
imagine still clinging to this narrative even though when max and conor fought max already had 4 fights in the ufc where as conor had only had 1
and yeah i guess conor did leave his throne to go win the lightweight title, i feel like max tried something like that too but i don't remember it going as well
delusional retards dont come back to normal
Guys I'm burned out on Rogan. What are some podcasts and shit I can listen to during work?
Elaborate
Good thing the fight is at featherweight against another 5'6 manlet. Max is great at featherweight. He has a bird chest so his build isn't made for lightweight.
luke thomas
mike tyson hotboxing with cejudo, tyson fury, rashad evans
GRANGE TV
He sucks and will lose to Hollogay
Was anybody else sad when J-Lau stopped Melvin Guillard's momentum?
Anyone watch this series. Fuckin MMA kino.
Max was 21 and Conor was 25, not to mention Conor had 15 mma fight by the time he fought Max and was already the double champ of another promotion, while Max only had 9 fights in his career. Way to leave all that out.
Kill Tony
would be interesting to see conor fight champ max in 5 rounds instead of 3
Tony Ferguson the type of guy to fart in a toilet then flush it
Grangetv is unironically very good and fab and Rob have good bantz
Jack slack is decent and can be comfy
Heavy hands
(in that order)
Hello yes getting mad because someone talked to you on the Internet makes you the faggot.
fights outside the ufc don't matter and especially not fucking cage warrior euro fights against literally chavs and potato farmers
Yes they do you goof. Canor has as many losses in the can league as he does in the UFC
I'll check these out. Thanks m8
Tony will beat Khabib
Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!
cejudo is really likable when hes stoned. tyson furys always interesting. rashads abit out there but its cool hearing some shit.
>le epic mythical fighters omggg!!!
goodnight heem
le mouth girl.jpg
And I'll check out grangetv
They're still experience you caz. Plus Gaethje was given big matches as soon as he got in the ufc because he was a champ in another promotion.
>Cerrone handled Tony's pressure without getting hurt
Is there unironically a single person who thinks Nate has a chance?
There is 0% chance that Masvidal does not heem him into a living death in the first round
>OH WOW IF HE SEES HIM AT WHOLE FOODS HE WON'T BE NICE TO HIM WOW ITS LIKE REAL LIFE TUPAC AND BIGGIE SHAKUR
Pssh his eye always looks like that he was fine
yeah bro nate gets knocked out a lot you been watching UFC for a year or less too? me too bro its cool
you didn't explain why you think that
masvidal gets choked out in round 2
If Masvidal can't finish him in the first round he's gonna lost.
>millionaire
wrong
>his wife is thicc as hell
based
>gets sent to the shadow realm by Bum Thomson
>gets dropped and rocked multiple times by Conor
Yeah for sure bro chins dont deteriorate over time and accumulated damage. Just because a fighter has not been heemed many times it definitely means their chins will hold up forever. For sure Chuck didn't rely on his chin his entire career until he got heemed dead 4 times in a row. For sure Max Holloway will never be knocked out ever
Based retard
This is literally the most advantageous possible type of fight for Masvidal. A lot of his losses are split decisions where he gets shut out by technical strikers or gets humped. Nate is a brawler who wades in and guards with his chin, he is going to get sparked. Maybe 10 years ago his chin could take it but not anymore. He will stroll over to Masvidal with his leg sticking out and his chin up in the air and he will get flushed right down the toilet
Diaz by standing guillotine, he may or may not pull guard
Believe You Me with Michael Bisping
Didn't Lee say he can't cut weight anymore
Punished Conor wins the rematch. Punished Conor has never lost a fight.
Fuck this bum
Gregor needs to fight a non-shitter, we need to get this guy to expose Khabitch as soon as possible
Conor:
>Undefeated in rematches
Khabeastiality:
>Has never won a single rematch in his life
Just plain facts folks. You can look it up online if you want, the proof is there. Khabozo is fucking finished in the rematch.
>UFC Fight Night Vancouver
>Vancouver
the average detached house there is over $2 million USD.
should be an interesting crowd...
based Hunto
This would be Gregor's highest profile fight and it'd be at msg. It'd be a good coming out party for him to casuals and Kevin Pee is technically ranked #8 at LW in the ufc. Gregor isn't going to get a top 5 guy right now, but he would after beating Kevin Pee. Then after a top 5 win he'd be in talks for fighting Khabib.
>Conor:
>>Undefeated in rematches
Number of rematches: 1
lol. was conor the biggest con job ever?
I have as many title defenses as Conor and I am also undefeated in rematches.
not to mention that 1 rematch was a majority decision win, in which the fight ended with him on the ground lol
yikes.
was Conor always this cringe?
was it just all the hype that kept us from noticing?
he's like a wino bumming for change outside a liquor store who wants to tell you about his glory days, and no one cares.
conor won the 3rd round
Dustin is just trying to hit rock bottom so he can get the emotional ammunition required to end his own life
>yikes, cringe
If you go for a run, you won't be in such a foul moud. Learn from MD. Emelianenko.
Second and more important, if you think about it with open mind, Conor is potential HW. HWs only hit their peak in their 30s, so Goobsta has all his life ahead of him. Nganu never wrasled in his life and he's the fear of that division.
Third and most important: fans/Goof push him into punished mode and he goes to bare knuckle. He already looks like shit, so nothing to lose. Not long ago it outsold PooFC cards. And Gooby in bare knuckle vs another MMgAy Unfinished Fights Championship card will be easy choice for everybody.
can he take another
Hey Photogrissers,
My name is Brendan, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, blockbusters who spend every second of their day posting stupid ass pictures of me. You are everything bad in the world. Seriously, y'homeless cats. Honestly, have any of you even got a padcaste? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurinnies, but you all take to a whole nother level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on instantsgrams.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was an NFL superstar, and an Ultimate Fighter finalist. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people" and "see who can get the most cheeto dust on their fingers"? I also get free sneakers and tshirts, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SUCH a beast). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
She kinda look like a dumber Rose Namajunes
bought ufc 3 for the ps3 from some dude a week ago but the mail is so slow reeeeee
>Falling for the live meme
Unless you have octagon side seats don't even bother
t. Caz
Decent Fight Night desu
Fucking based Pereira is fighting this Saturday I didn't even know.
wmma is gay
Dustin is a born bitch. The kind of guy who looks up to actual cool guys and tries to act like them, but can never pull it off. I'd fuck that kid up.
WHAT DOES HEEM STAND FOR
*point to crowd*
WHAT DOES HEEM STAND FOR
*point to joe*
THAT'S RIGHT BABY HANDSOME EASTERN EUROPEAN MEN LETS GO
They always fuck the Aussie cards up even if dana says they're """stacked"""
Even the holm vs rousey card had Struve vs jared fucking rosholt on the MAIN CARD
Main and Co main are solid, rest is trash
WALKOUT SONG
Also Tai is a megacan, won't ever crack the top 5 unless every good fighter evaporates
>on the way to rape my maid
oh fuck
It’ll be a close fight. I can see cerrone using that high kick quite a bit though. It should land nice with Gaethje’s bad vision and bull guard.
Beck - Loser
I don’t even like goobert as a fighter but this shit was hilarious.
Gaethje has fixed his vision, it was only his early UFC fights when he could barely see anything
>He lost to dong hyun Kim
legit robbery
>3 PIECE
>SODA!
XDDDDD
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Masvidal is absolutely going to murder him. Masvidals strikes come with zero windup. His high kick is fuckin nasty. Nate’s against the cage work won’t work at all since all Masvidal does is work with Colby on that. Masvidal 80/20. The 20 is getting caught in a fluke sub or possibly gassing but his defense is good. He’ll probably open with one of those sprinting leg kicks again like a Till.
If this goes longer than 2 rounds, George loses.
I don't know what's WORSE, thinking Cowboy could beat Tony or thinking Poirier could beat Khabib. Hey IDIOTS, how about THINKING for a change?
heeminder that Santos, Dariush and Ferreira all beat him and makhachev
hepatitis really leaned him out, looking good. Is this in Russia? lovely landscape, also the earth is literally flat.
>THEYRE GOING TO FIGHT IN REAL LIFE OMG!
who is Jon fighting now that it's confirmed he's not fighting Błachowicz. I refuse to believe Jon goes HW.
So Cain confirmed in his interview with Ariel that Mugumbo knocked him out on his feet and that caused his knees to give. He didn't even realize it happened till be watched the tape. Ngannou is a fucking monster. And to think that Stipe went in there and stole his soul. Just how good is Stipe?
conor has never been ko'd
which fighter that he could realistically fight next could ko him?
walkout songs
youtu.be
Rematch with either Santos (if his knees are okay) or Smith are the only fights I can see happening
Both are dreadful fights btw, he can flush them both ez if he just wrestles more
Khabib could of easily done it in the last fight if he wasnt a fag that liked submissions so much.
Santos is out for a long time and Smith is injured too
Izzy comes up to LHW after winning the MW belt from Robert after heeming him and either outpoints Jones or TKOs him quiet easy.
/ourguy/ Izzy is undefeated for a reason.
Will Khabib get to fight any other contenders in Lightweight division now that he beat the gatekeeper? Or is he going to get heemed by Ferguson and then take a meme fight for $$$ and fuck off?
He is never fighting Tony
God what a fag. When he gets a fluke win it’s legitimate but as soon as he loses he’s calling for a rematch
Based. Khabib and Askren are the best grapplers in MMA. Askren is going to lay on top of Maia and would molest Georgie in the rematch.
How are either of them the baddest mother fucker when they would both lose to Usman or Colby? Isn't the champion automatically the baddest motherfucker already? Isn't that the whole point of MMA?
93x half assed morning show
those guys don't smoke weed on camera though
Defend Or Vacate
He just defended
Who's gonna win the interim baddest motherfucker belt? i think maynard james keenan should get it
Yeah... I'm thinking he's back.
love our colby
bmf belt? more like gayest fucking faggot belt
So now that the dust has settled; Just WHAT does BMF in BMF belt stand for?
im the baddest motherfucker. won the belt in 2019. check it out. everyone knows it. smoke weed catchphrase
Biggest Man Fucker
Any Heemers ever went to an event alone?
No, MMA is point scoring bullshit. If Nathan and Jorge really want to see who the baddest motherfucker is, they should go in the parking lot and hit each other with bricks
Lol he's actually ducking Tony
Donald Cerrone vs. Justin Gaethje
Glover Teixeira vs. Nikita Krylov
Todd Duffee vs. Jeff Hughes
Michel Pereira vs. Tristan Connelly
Uriah Hall vs. Antônio Carlos Júnior
Misha Cirkunov vs. Jimmy Crute
Everyone already knows this. Khabib will never fight him because Tony is the perfect foil to his style.
Gaethje
Glover
Hughes
Pereira
Junior
Crute
I didn't believe Dana was going to be so blatantly obvious about protecting Khabib, but it might just happen.
I guess he realises that the audience in general will eat up the hype anyway.
heeminder mayweather already confirmed hed fight khabib
Justin Gaethje
Nikita Krylov
Todd Duffee
Michel Pereira
Uriah Hall
Jimmy Crute
>I present you this
>GSP took previous fight vs webm related.
>Now he talks about fighting Khabib after another impressive win, while GSP comes from 3 year layoff.
>So the question is: Just how good is Khabib Nurmagomedov... in GSP's evaluation?
>*sips*
Really makes you think
Belts are the best athlete, BMF is the best fighter
Khabib wants to retire soon like GSP has. Only to come back when a dominant fighter comes up the rankings. The only problem being is that Khabib is a non draw in the west. Russians don't buy Payperviews because they are smart enough to pirate. Arabs as well.
Gaethje
Krylov
Hughes
Connelly
Junior
Crute
What happens if Nate pulls out during fight week
>smoking weed in public
>flipping people off
vs.
>putting your hands behind your back
>beating someone up at whole foods
I can't decide which one is cooler!
Masvidal vs Wonderboy 2
BASED
seething
Cerrone
Teixeira
Duffee
Pereira
Hall
Cirkunov
The Leon Edwards punching in Liverpool hangs the balance needle on the jorge side for me
Chael Sonnen is ducking me
holy FRIG thats cool
Gaethje
Krylov
Dufee
Pereira
Hall
Jimmy
Nate for always messing with Khabitch and his crew.
>two real bad gangster motherf*ckers, WOW!!!!
>THEY FIGHT PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE! IMAGINE TWO PEOPLE FIGHTING IN REAL LIFE
95381651
Ah yes, you're thinking of the classic three piece with a soda! Another badass gangster moment.
>UMM OK???.... DONT U LIKE FUN
Gaethje
Krylov
Duffee
Pereira
Hall
Crute
>Askrenfag still spamming
What about Nate's gangster moment when he and his crew fought Khabitch and their crew
What happened to Chris Avila? Hes my darkhorse for the interim BMF belt
>6-8 record
Well I do love an underdog
The ufc should just be a press conference every week in different towns that all the fighters and fans go to and the fighters who have twitter beef can start sucker punching eachother and starting brawls throughout the night. Then who ever wins the story gets a belt.
everyone knows who the real baddest motherfucker is
ANNND STIIIILLLL the worst tattoo in the game
There's no where to run now tony, you have no option but to fight khabib now, its literally over for el cuckuy.
dudstin poorier’s tiger print chest tattoo is #1 contender though
Colbitch is ducking
>Nate is back
>Nick still drinking himself to death in a strip club somewhere
WHERE ARE YOU
AND I’M SO SORRY
>that 40 year old gen xr still hanging onto a retarded party everyday bro lifestyle
just sad
finna baste nick
Joe Son or War Machine are more worthy of that title. They're actually bad guys, not wannabe cholos.
based
>n-name one good khabib win
How do you?, user.
I see hes going the schaub route
Is Dustin not right though? This is the fight to make.
>Khabib vs Tony
>Dustin vs Conor
>Cowboy vs Gaethje
>Felder vs Iaquinta
Is Ali abdelez worse for trying to fight other fighters only when he is around his own fighters?
conor fights the winner of masvidal vs diaz
>One legged retired whiskey salesman
>Ranked 11 part time real estate agent
>Bumson Bumboza
>Featherweight journeyman
Oh for sure m-m-monsters bee
Dustin’s right, Conor just wants his immediate title shot instead of having to actually work. He would probably take a Diaz rematch but Nate is being coy
Conor is 1 loss away from irrelevancy, he should be careful who he picks for his return. Diaz works, not sure about Masvidal. Both are effectively lightweights, but still, bigger dudes than Conor.
If Masvidal wins I don’t think Conor would take the fight. Not as much name recognition (so less money) with the same/greater risk
Masvidal can wrestle, unlike Nate. The risk is much greater.
The 3rd Guss fight. He's already hinting at returning. Another Jones paycheck for him and with what has come out about the way UFC's handles contracts, there's probably a benefit in fighting out whatever he has left on it.
Schaub doesn't smoke weed, he only pretends do when he is with Rogan. Haven't you noticed that he is only talking about keto when he is on Rogan but any time else he is scarfing down burgers and eating sundays.
>Cerrone
>Krylov
>Duffee
>Pereira
>Cara de Sapato
>Crute
What happens if he loses to Maia?
>if
Dustin easily loses to McGregor unfortunately, he can't take him down unless he pressures hard and he constantly backs up, especially if McGregor shows him the left constantly. It would be pretty similar to before.
you reckon Peahead would cry if Conor KOd him in 4 seconds?
Gaethje
Glover
Hughes
Pereira
Hall
Crute
She's back brehs
I think so, losing is horrible let alone to a guy like McGregor.
Either This or wait for fight Reyes(
considering he wins against Weidman).Anyway, I doubt nose Jones fights again this year.
No Jon, I said estrogen blockers, not estrogen pills!
>Izzy comes up to LHW
Why do people meme about this? He isn't big enough. He'd get wrestlefucked.
twitter.com
Love Schaub for this, Nate is such a child tried dissing him and then crying when it got returned.
amazing editing skills
ure waifu a can
He said himself he's doing it
if scrub punked nate does that make him the BMF?
>insults him
>runs away
no but it’s still pretty funny
both are easy fights
He said he wanted to help Nate sell his fight. He want there, and tried to praise Conor, so that Nate can look better for beating him and so on.
I don't remember when he said it, but I specifically remember him saying it soon after the altercation.
>runs away
yikes.
like hes gotta stay anchored to the guy the rest of his life. he told him he was a faggot and the guy just sperged out and started yelling catchphrases while he returned to being with normal people
Whatever your opinion of Schaub, don't kid yourself into thinking Nate could do anything to him. Schaub walked away because it was done.
now that this video has emerged its clear the BMF belt is only interim and that scrub is the champion
Chinlet
Overrated
Clown
People's Champ
Waldo
Savage
Fighter
My favorite and least favorite fighters in the UFC
GOAT
Icon
Overrated
Natty
You literally can disagree with NONE of these
they already made the "most violent man" gimmick with alvarez vs gaethje
this is just the redditt version of that
How did Eddie lost his ability to bang after that fight?
based mass-reply poster.
Pettis is the baddest man alive. Condit and Sanchez been here since the beginning. They real gangsters. Just like Gnat Diaz said. If you can beat old has been bums youre L-L-LEGIT
rate my parlays
Eddie was beating Dustin until his coach gave him clown advise about the elbows and the ref stood them up.
how did he? fought a tough guy in poirier - who beat gaethje - and then fought a massively overweight fighter in the fake rigged org ONE.
Thoughts on your idol tony ducking khabib?
Yea but he turtled the moment his face got touched in both fights, while vs gaethje he was fighting with his face near falling off
beeb bless
Fucking based, post more khabib pics please.
zabit bless
Baste too
And then Schaub completely lied about what happened on JRE as if it wasn't on video
See
who the fook is that? (asking for a friend)
Zabit was the one caucasnigger that didn't strike me as a terrorist, and he has to go pose with a gun like that.
Unironically, how do you think a Dustin/Conor rematch goes?
I actually see the fight happening. I like Dustin, but I think ultimately Gooby will probably win again. Especially after the back of this loss for Dustin
Justin Gaethje
Nikita Krylov
Todd Duffee
Michel Pereira
Antônio Carlos Júnior
Misha Cirkunov
Does this appease your onions sensibilities more?
Much better, thanks. Now delete the other one.
> guns are scary
stay scared, bro
>and he has to go pose with a gun like that.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
deep breath
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*flushes the middleweight division*
Holy insecurity, Batman. Get that victim complex checked, recoiling like that against imagined attacks.
Gaycheese
Nikita
Duffman
Tristan el triste
Urinal Uriah
Jimmy Cute
>against imagined attacks.
like a guy posing with a gun?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I haven't imagined Zabit the way he portrayed himself in that image. This statement was enough to make you profile me and put me in a dozen categories and recoil against these categories. You are building a strawman empire out of a Twitter length post, then crusading against it. Please reconsider your life.
>then crusading against it.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
but on a serious note I assume all of those guys from southern Russia are adept with a firearm, not just their culture but that region of the world would predicate it; looks perfectly natural to me. Now if he had a machete in one hand and a head in the other ...
Ryan Macdonald would lose to most female fighters on the roster
>g-g-guns are scary!
>you're insecure!
grow a pair, buddeh.
>g-g-guns are scary!
Never said that. You made that up, because you perceive me as some ideological enemy, because you have a victim complex.
He's from my home state so that's the only reason I bet him I'll admit
GOAT and his wife
Why does Khabib have boxers ear when he rarely gets hit?
Yikes
Zabit seems like a cool dude, what is the problem with him posing with a gun?
Where's picksbro?
He's unironically right. Askren wins that fight 9/10 times.
Isn't that some russian singer? His wife isn't allowed in public without her towel.
Pettis calling out Sanchez is pretty pathetic. Funnily enough Sanchez could win that as well.
wow i cant believe that happened thats such an incredible story, but obviously factual
>BMF Title
2 0 9
209
209 209
>Colby teasing that he would destroy Khabib since he doesn't face competent wrestlers much
is Colby /ourguy/?
>must, keep. eyes. straight. forward
Cerrone
Teixeira
Duffee
Pereira
Hall
Crute
>he lets other men look at his wife
What a cuck.
Gaethje
Glover
Hughes
Pereira
Shoeface
Crute
>someones wikipedia article is going to list their gay faggot belt title
Watch Dustins Instagram story, makes me want a family :(
I always liked Nick Diaz because he was a bit of a loner while all these fighters have had wives since like 18.
>Bad Mother Fucker Belt
>Freaky Fly Funky Belt
>Whizz Bang Betty Belt
>Squirrel Nut Zipper Belt
>Hip Hop Happenin' Belt
>Don't Doubt the Power Belt
>I Have A Dream Belt
>Welcome To Your Nightmare Belt
>Who Wants A Job? Belt
>Can You Get A VISA? Belt
>How Loud's Yo Momma Scream? Belt
>Can You Live The Dream? Belt
what would be the /heem/ belt?
Not the Spammer Belt
its easy to relate to nick when youre young but after 30 hes just a sad cunt, bar tender tier just hanging around bars
Paulo Costas is the current title holder of the Natty Lord Belt
Not bad Khalabib
That was the only thing I liked about him, he was never very likeable. GSP portrayed himself as a loner as well who talked about anxiety a lot but he was actually a total Chad who hung around with strippers in night clubs as well.
Khabib has pale skin, lightish hair amd blue eyes
Khabib is definitely white
The BMF belt will become a lineal thing we can track forever.
This will be Albu's 4th fight in the ufc since 2015 lol
I've had a feeling Cerrone's gonna "win" it and it'll get retired to the ranch
i liked them both in their day. i feel sorry for nick now cause its just sad. I like GSP a lot more cause hes got his shit together and lives like a normal healthy human as much as possible for a guy who gets paid to get hit in the head. GSP is inspiring, Diaz is like, do not follow this route, its obviously the route of the bum depressed loser route
she lost to whitmire in under a minute.They should cut her immediately but with a butt like that they still consider it lol
Hunt wins the rematch.
good trigger control also
khabib's stories lmaoooo
he'll be a total fat ass after he retires kek
imagine putting her on all fours and licking ice cream style from her clit to her asshole
and when you're done you cut her from the ufc next
kek, he's still on his eating binge? amazing
training to miss weight in November
cauliflower ears are developed from grappling not striking
have you seen his dad? Him 1 year after he retires
like father like son
daddymind
sure thing swede
>were using science and violence
Did that spic idiot just admit to using steroids to prepare for this fight?
nice 2000 year old statue as example. any sort of prolonged trauma to the ear without blood drainage will give cauliflower ear. grappling does way more intense damage to the ears than striking and its far more common with wrestlers than boxers.
>any sort of prolonged trauma to the ear without blood drainage will give cauliflower ear.
agreed, but that's not what you originally said, you originally said
>cauliflower ears are developed from grappling not striking
which is objectively false
thawlts?
cejudo should be #1 nunes #2
>non-champions before champions
Damn, imagine being dissed so hard. Basically an open admission that your whole division is shit.
you think the name of a fucking statue proves your argument you fucking moron? welfare brain
in your dreams wetback
I showed u my weed now answer me
both of them have had more impressive finishes than khabum and jones in their last three fights and they are double champs.
rugby players tend to have these as well and they don't punch each other in the face, you make no sense
He unified, didn't defend
Tony heems all these cans
tony the type of guy to win the bmf belt then smoke weed on camera haha (illegal)
reyes is a can
Serra wins the rematch
Gaethje
Teixeira
Duffee
Pereira
Hall
Crute
cuckrone
glover
duffee
pereira
hall
crute
>any sort of prolonged trauma to the ear without blood drainage will give cauliflower ear.
yeah it's real hard to figure out isn't it? Like a regular fucking mystery, holy shit where's sherlock fucking holmes when you need him? How could we possibly figure out what user meant with such a small amount of information?
>cauliflower ears are developed from grappling not striking
is false, and yes a 2000 year old statue entitled "The Boxer" is evidence that we've known this for at least 2000 years you goddamned retreads
>Gadelha's brap
Sounds like it was worth it
Weed is legal here now you boomer Aussie get with the times old man
Tony the type of guy to leave the gun and leave the cannoli
>five seconds
Should be Jon then Cejudo then Stipe.
Khabib/Cejudo when?
>Doesn't know what science is
Double digit iq post
He's a Muslim from the middle East
Nunes should be top 3
The BMF title is Epic!!!
>middle east
but that's wrong you fuckin retard
for sure my octagon control would land all night we if we fought
Dagestan is in the Middle East look at a map. It borders the country Georgia and Azerbaijan.
Its weird that Khabib can pass as white, but the rest of the Dagestani team that train with him at AKA look like typical paki goatfuckers(Islam, Zubairat, Abubakar)
Damn, I'd be btfo then... As we all know it's the most important thing
Dagestan is in the Caucasus. American education has failed you. It's ok
ohh fer sur b!
Khabib doesn't look any whiter than Islam or Zabit. They all just have fair skin.
It's right next to Azerbaijan. Do you know the difference between phenotype and genotype?
And Azerbaijan is in the Caucasus. It is Eurasia but not Middle East
It's ok little guy, you are wrong and I am right. I'd rather not go any further with this. You may give me another(You) if you would like to
Having a loving family >>> being le epic lone wolf creepy 40 year old dude that hangs around bars
It's closer to middle East than Europe.
He's from a Muslim majority region their culture was made in the Middle East. It's like Pakistan, they're essentially middle eastern culturally even though they aren't geographically.
ay fuck punch drunk imma get real drunk
Khabib has lighter hair and blue eyes
Damn! I now remember those! McDonalds had them in the mid 90's when the Batman & Robin movie came out sometime in 1995/1996 am I right?
his eyes arent blue wtf
the only white caucasian guy in the poofc is the one shabazhyan. whiter than this entire thread, meanwhile his bro is a complete kebab
>Khabib has blue eyes
Since win? lol he doesn't have blue eyes you're remembering him wrong.
Nick Diaz is one shove down the stairs away from becoming the Joker!
canor gets such a weird and obvious look on his face when hes been hit hard and hes all fucked up. like some guys can mask it, but hes really transparent.
its like all the enthusiasm and focus immediately drains from him and he has this dull upset slow eyed look
Khabib is an ethnically white European.
for me? its the Robin.
Ryan McDonald is the worst fighter I have ever seen in my life. He would get smacked around by kids in high school. Watch his fight against Gutierrez. This guy knows what’s up.
Damn! Nice collection! I had the Two Face cup and my sister had the riddler! I can't remember If my dad and mom got the Batman & Robin mugs!
Somewhere.... in one of the boxes in the basement after all these years I'm sure at least one of them has survived!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I now want to collect them... E-bay usually supplies me with stuff from my childhood after I broke them.
i'll make the thread
Holy fuck never felt this good and energetic in my entire life, i feel like i can heem 5 people in a row.
News: RollingStones.com
hehe
I have to make the thread. You know i deserve this.
Use this as OP
new
Blachowicz takes Jacare's soul, beats Jones and then gets flushed by Walker
Maybe all that radiation from getting bombed constantly is giving you extra gay pooper powers.
his eyes are suprisingly light in interviews he has one of those weird hitler brown to blue eyes
White is an American concept. Europeans say Aryan and Khabib is not Aryan.
right here his eyes are lighter than usual
not ruling out lenses thought but they look much lighter here
I would pay to see Schaub heem Nate
why is best girl's oppo pixelated. is it a rare skin condition
This gook is beautifel
Khabib is not white.
>has a chimp hairline
>black hair
>brown eyes
Take it from a true white. If your not genetically germanic/Nordic/anglo/celtic/gaulic/northwestern slavic you are NOT white.
>gus jones 3
>gus coming off 2 losses, one of them a tko loss to jones
Yikes I disagree my b