How do we fix Mexico? Why are we doomed to be shit...

Nunca e ordeñado una vaca en mi vida

Why doesn't the cartels just control your soccer teams?

Get rid of the cartels and corrupt government. Also right to bear arms for Mexican citizens.

y tu vieja, wey?

I hope USA senpai invades us and gets rid of cartels

MMGA

MIREN COMO EL MEXICANO GRITA DE DOLOR MIENTRAS TE GOLPEA

Too much Indio blood

Until everyone accepts that is all fault of the chicanos we won't amount to shit....

Solo no metas a los pendejos que televisa quiere en el equipo.
>ochoa
>araujo
>jimenez
no es tan difícil.

we should unironically import argentinians and uruguayans, they're the most italian ones

t. Fifi

Not gonna happen to cuck to do anything.

Killing amlo is a good start, where is the CIA when you need them...

>convertir en santo a un pendejo que va a quedar como el presidente mas infame de la historia moderna

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bro, I hope they get 2nd Amendment tier laws in Mexico so the average person can help to Remove Narco once and for all

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Step one: build wall
Step two: Make American Soccer Not Shitty Again
Step three: Mexican soccer must now actually try again
Step four: Invade and turn Sinaloa into a death camp for cartels
Step five: The newly improved Mexico helps us remove watermelon

AMLO is setting it up already

1.- Stop importing petardos quemados from southamerica
2.- Improve the youth academies
3.- Compete in CONMEBOL
4.- Stop chicanos from going to the matches so they stop giving money to the confederation
5.- Remove fucking araujo from the NT (he was the cause of 3 goals)
6.- Beat up the ego of the youth that actually make it to pro

What else?

Pay for play should be punished with jail.

Necesitan importar los negros de Colombia y Ecuador. Buena suerte

Football? Did you mean grassdive?
Nothing to save, fuck that gay ass shit sport and all the prieto injuns obsessed with it .

Welp, you guys do “refried beans” soooo ...

remove chilango

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Thank god im chicano nigga

>No.4
Fuck off indio wouldn't it just be easier to stop playing friendlys in the US altogether...don't blame us for Mexicos demise

take some of your fucking immigrants back there's probably some great players in the 50 million

Because it’s full of Mexicans. China has almost 2 billion people but they’re unathletic bugmen. India same deal but 1.4 billion pajeets. Mexicans genes are pajeet tier bad but you need some Spainbros to come back down there and Hernan C O R T E S your women.

Why go somewhere else if they make millions in the US?

Countries that have improved in football like Chile or Colombia have something in common: 1. At least 2 players in elite teams 2. One base playing in medium teams in Europe
The problem is that mexican players price is inflated, even if some euro team risk in buying mexicans they arrive late. So in the end you face better level teams with shitty liga mx players

Purge your amerindian players

Also the best strategy when you have inferior players is park the bus and hope in a counterattack. But it doesn't help that the Federation hires managers like martino obsessed with muh possession over the result.

But mexican press said Mexico NT had a superior squad than Argentina.

Possession is fine if you can hold on to the ball but thats obviously not happening.

They are delusional as always just compare the best players of each team. Lozano for example just arrived Napoli, he is practically an Eredivisie player just like Alvarez is Liga mx tier.
But to hold on the ball you need experienced and skilled players. You can't play like Barcelona with this dumbfucks

>jimenez
He's good though.

The Mexican team is controlled by Mexico's politicians. They want the team to be good enough to be a meaningful distraction (the circus part of Bread and Circuses), but not so good that the average Mexican citizen starts to get big ideas. Going to the round of 16 every World Cup and no further seems like controlled mediocrity to me.

he just run a lot and retrieve the ball but is always mispositioned. Anyway Alvarez is the real threat he loses balls and can't defend for shit

Jiménez es el menos mierda junto con Lozano. Los que no valen verga son los defensas.

That's retarded the players are bad simple as that. And it's gonna get worse since now you can see small NT's with more and more players in Europe (like Morocco or South Korea)

replace ochoa, he had a good wc back in 2014 but it's time for a change

All our keepers are shit. The best ones we've had (Campos, Conejo, Oswaldo) are all retired. Corona and Talavera are old farts. Moy Muñoz was a meme, and Orozco is not enough. Marchesin or Guzmán should have played for us before being called by your NT.

>implying there's something to fix
that is your level, and be glad it isn't worse
the only thing to fix is your media shilling for mejico as if it were a real title contender

The Mexicans having "shit genes" due to being Mestizos is a big meme. The best South American players these past 10 years have all been brown Mestizos, Vidal, Falcao, James, Riquelme, DI Maria,etc. The guy that BTFO Mexico looks Mestizo as fuck

.Does Mexico even have good defenders?

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Also, we didn't call Yarbrough when he was in-form with León so he joined the USA despite being Mexican AF, and we also let Thiago Volpi go. Fuck the FMF.

I laughed so hard when I heard people saying Mexico were favorites against Argentina, argies could field a bunch of 15 years olds and still btfo memexico

Based

Rafita Márquez is the only world-class defender we ever had.
Now that I think about, only world-class players we ever had have been him, Hugo Sánchez and maybe Campos in his prime.

Get off your high horse faggot, you've lost to chile, uruguay and brazil far more than you'd like and your media still shills the fuck outta you because messi.

Aztec Mutts aren’t as skilled as Italian and Portuguese Mutts

You’re a half-generation from becoming subservient to Anglo-German mutts cause your country has always sucked at centralization beyond CDMX and Guadalajara

Lozano has potential to be World Class

>only the south are corrupts.
now you remember Cesar Duarte

What about Hector Moreno? What do you think of Edson Alvarez? A meme or is he actually good?

Just play the younger generation like USA and stick to them so they'll be ready for 2022, we make fun of USA now but they're learning and eventually those kids are going to be a threat, i suggest use a 4-3-3 like tata likes and a 5-3-2 like piojo, no way we can go toe to toe with the likes of brazil, germany, france etc.

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Moreno dumped his career in the trash now that he's in fucking QATAR.
Álvarez is meme-tier, quite frankly.

we should export them semen from our best footballers for their football player breeding program

Batistuta doesnt work, he probably wouldnt have a problem masturbating 4 times per day

Seriously, hybrid vigor is a real thing.

>Edson Álvarez
He fucking sucks even as defensive midfielder. Only plays because meme goals

Yes, immunities to diseases. Is being shit at football a disease?

Just Rafa Marquez. All Mexicans want to be strikers and the weaker players get put on defense. They need to teach defense as an art like the Italians do.

>this thread
LOS

His sons will probably want to cut their legs off just like him and retreat to play polo. We need Lautaro's cum.

>your media still shills the fuck outta you

wut, our media is brutal with the national team

anything less than winning a world cup is considered a failure

I had a lot of hope on Montes but as long as his ass stays in Gayados he'll never be relvant.

The fuck is O. González?
Also change Gudiño for Jurado

It's true. Both Televisa and Univisión/Telemundo shill the hell out of our national team and that's the reason why chicanos always fill up every game. TV Azteca takes a more critical approach, but the bulk of the CHI population gives zero shits about them. CHIs are literally killing Mexican football.

shut up chilango

nah fuck futbol send girls instead

That makes no sense. Your players are bad because your youth academies are bad.

I've got to screw with the Football Manager editor more often and see how shit are the youth facilities. AFAIK facilities themselves aren't bad, but usually only rich boys who can pay to play get to play in the academies.

The point is all your GKs are better than Ochoa. STOP PLAYING OCHOA YOU DIPSHIT. Stop believing the media hyped, they're paid to shill Ochoa. And the only reason why you guys don't play Corona is because he's blacklisted for being redpilled in public.

Lets stop blaming the CHI boogeyman you idiot, a majority of the people in these games are Mexican. The only thing we agree on is that all these corporations, with their sponsor money, are ruining any chances Mexico has of achieving success in soccer.

Nah this is pure cope, the entire team is full of spoiled brats we need a cuahtemoc to get em in line.

That's terrible. A lot of Brazil's greatest players came from the favelas.

>Cota literally carried two shitty teams to title
>he shit lmao

>salcedo
>not based Tuna also

I unironically believe México would've been better off had >we balcanized

Mozo is shite at defending, Loroña is better.

Also, Alvarado > Gutierrez

>only rich boys who can pay to play get to play in the academies
And this is exactly why you and the burgers suck so bad at footy.

Messi is also a light skin mestizo

>And the only reason why you guys don't play Corona is because he's blacklisted for being redpilled in public.

Redpilled? Did Corona publicly say ''Gas all jews, race war now''? What a madlad!

what's the point of being in this confederation when your country always qualifies (because your only decent rivals are USA and >we) to the WC without real competition of being out, wins 1/2 of the time a meme cup that it's now worthless without the confederations cup?
the fact that your NT has not passed round of 16 since USA 94 is proof of the stagnation of your country in this confederation

Stop being poor